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Do you enjoy interacting with people? nope great, you're hired! dmv interview process | true |
A fanny pack is a great place to store your manhood. | true |
What's the difference between a circus and a brothel? one has a cunning array of stunts.. | true |
What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies? the polterheist | true |
20/20 needs new glasses: tyler clementi segment sensational and simplistic | false |
Tiger woods, lindsey vonn: elin nordegren reportedly not a fan of woods' girlfriend | false |
Patti labelle, la reid, lee daniels among 2016 bet honorees | false |
How many potatoes does it take to kill the irish? none | true |
If bananas have potassium... does that mean potatoes have banassium? | true |
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? none. feminists don't change anything. | true |
The public still can't see the eric garner grand jury records, court rules | false |
Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? because there's no point in it. | true |
The radical, feminist comic book we need to survive a trump presidency | false |
My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea ... ... it runs in our jeans. | true |
The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds. | true |
Trump's executive order is an existential threat to america | false |
Why did they bury the scottish man on the west side of the hill? because he was dead | true |
The nsa killed my internet now i have to build a gnu one. | true |
Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? drunken donuts | true |
What is kanye west's favorite breakfast food? omelette you finish. | true |
Kerry washington on portraying anita hill: i was terrified | false |
Why did the butcher sell his shop? because he couldn't meat his expenses | true |
Stephen colbert explains the conspiracies against donald trump in 1 nsfw diagram | false |
Jay sean is glad to see more south asian representation on tv | false |
'not my kid': when parents are in denial | false |
I miss having lance armstrong at the olympics he was dope. | true |
Cjr: the best and worst journalism of 2015 | false |
The best new hotels of 2013 to add to your travel bucketlist | false |
Harrison ford helps rescue woman after she crashes off the highway | false |
Rev. sharpton calling al sharpton a reverend is like calling jeffrey dahmer a chef | true |
What do you call a bar in star wars? a space bar. | true |
When i'm stressed, i go to the gym cause then i could workout my problems | true |
Why are dicks like quantum particles measuring them changes the result | true |
What do you call a boring taco? aburrido. | true |
Possessed by a demon? need help? a 30-minute cardio exorcise should do the trick! | true |
I played lady gaga at texas hold 'em. i lost because i fucking suck at cards. | true |
Look, a reindeer. santa, is that you? nope. chuck testa. | true |
Disgraced former detroit mayor says michigan lawmakers have long known about flint water crisis | false |
I made a list on how to do an impersonation of victor meldrew a) don't b) leave it | true |
What makes mercy such a good medic? it must be her high heals. | true |
Student transforms college rejection letter into viral work of art | false |
Uva student says rolling stone's reputation 'seriously at stake' for not firing rape story writer | false |
The scarlet letter: overcoming the stigma of the big 'd' | false |
My parents are so strict.. they yelled at me cause i only got a b on my bloodtest. | true |
Will ferrell ends remarkable dodgers career with 0.00 era | false |
99.9% of people are idiots fortunately, i belong in the 1% of intelligent people | true |
What do you get when you mix the atlantic with the titanic about half way | true |
You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged. | true |
Obama's job approval rating hits 50 percent in gallup poll | false |
The supreme court just nixed a rule that made it easier to hold cops liable | false |
The first 'ghostbusters' trailer is here and it looks awesome | false |
Why are pirates never scared of a storm? because they love torrents. | true |
Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? joke joke jooooke! | true |
Co-sleeping debate: is sharing a family bed a good idea? | false |
Cia psychologists sue cia for documents to prove torture program wasn't their idea | false |
Old but gold what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? bison. | true |
If van gogh could talk about art therapy | false |
Why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine. why was seven afraid of eight? induction. | true |
Publix suspends contributions to nra-backed politician amid protests | false |
There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. so many lost soles. | true |
Christina milian on ‘grandfathered’ and not wanting to be ‘just a reality star’ | false |
Tv reporter robbed during live report on robbery | false |
A magician was walking down the street .... and he turned into a grocery store | true |
What is the fastest thing in the world? milk. because it's pasteurised before you see it. | true |
Lin-manuel miranda to receive star on puerto rico's walk of fame | false |
My friend, power, is always tired that's because his boss makes him work overtime. | true |
Making everyone happy is impossible. but pissing them off is a piece of cake. i like cake. | true |
Wounded concertgoer recalls being pulled to safety in paris | false |
New diet plan: murder all the skinny people. | true |
2-year-old boy and his friend walk right into the perfect photo | false |
That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidently. | true |
Marijuana vs. alcohol: is one worse for your health? | false |
I went to a restaurant last night and had the wookie steak... it was a little chewy... | true |
Rand paul now just an itinerant prop comic, apparently | false |
The san antonio spurs: the national team of the immigrant | false |
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? i'm paw ! | true |
6 gifts to put a smile on my mom's face this christmas (photos) | false |
What america looked like the last time the cubs won the world series | false |
How i got involved in campus safety as a student activist | false |
Skinny jeans all jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough. | true |
Pro tip: don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security | true |
This pride, brooklyn's queer community comes together in sacred resilience | false |
I named my dog rembrandt that way i can say have you seen my rembrandt? | true |
Why do so many pigs die whilst eating apples? | true |
It's time we retire the invented distinction between political belief and personal character | false |
What paul ryan gave up for lent is totally offensive | false |
Yo momma so fat when she wants to feel sexy, she puts on a marathong. | true |
What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? chihuehue | true |
Eric cantor, laura ingraham spar over taliban joke | false |
Yeah i pee in the shower, but not while i'm in it | true |
Why was the rastafarian poor? because he was jah bless | true |
What do you get if you mix lassie and a canteloupe? melon-collie. | true |
What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces? rest in pieces. i'll show myself out now. | true |
Melania trump and this sub are the same both like to copy stuff and say them again | true |
I am man. hear me ask my wife for permission to roar. | true |
Am i in a safe neighborhood? i only see 2 stores that exclusively sell lacrosse equipment. | true |
Hillary clinton nabs victory in new mexico primary | false |
I'm opening a tennis themed bar... i'm calling it first come, first served | true |
Man suspected of shooting idaho pastor who led prayer at ted cruz rally arrested | false |
Here kitty, kitty, kitty - me, drunk, about to get bit by a raccoon | true |
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