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The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! snickers, twix, mccoys, pepsi.... | true |
Selena gomez wore 4 head-turning outfits in just one day | false |
Schools can be front line of fight against ebola | false |
Apple and puma have developed smart track pants, they're called ipumapants. | true |
Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. you deserve it. | true |
Trump bombshell: 'hillary was born in kenya. i have proof.' | false |
Dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it | true |
North korea says nuclear war 'may break out any moment' | false |
Awesome photo series showcases little skater girls who shred | false |
I thought up a color that doesn't exist... it's just a pigment of my imagination. | true |
What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender? i'd like a corona, please. | true |
Obama administration hits goal of welcoming 10,000 syrian refugees | false |
How many jews does it take to change hitler's mind? none, there has to be no jews. | true |
Pope consoles parents of american student found dead in rome river | false |
40 takeaways from the 2016 new hampshire primary, ranked | false |
Jon huntsman accepts post as ambassador to russia | false |
What we can learn about privacy from jodie foster and steubenville | false |
Daym drops reviews taco bell's fiery doritos locos tacos (video) | false |
The ostrich may have the right idea but i hate sand in my hair. | true |
Django and bjork, sitting in a tree, j-j-j-j-j-j-j. | true |
Does chocolate cause acne? a top dermatologist gives us the real answer | false |
French montana says khloe kardashian is a 'real woman' for supporting lamar odom | false |
Dopamine plays role in regulating sleep, researchers find | false |
Ncee's marc tucker: public education needs accountability overhaul | false |
I have no idea what steampunk is except that it must be healthier than fried punk. | true |
What type of music does a balloon hate? pop music | true |
The nordic countries lead the world on lgbtq equality. here's their message to the u.s. | false |
Gop congressman: getting rich will solve that whole environment thing | false |
Two mods and theg18 walk into a bar... | true |
Luke bryan reminds us why he's the sweetest husband in country music | false |
What does a lonely pepper do? gets jalapeno business. | true |
What's your favorite stereotype? mine is the boom box. | true |
What do sprinters eat before a race? nothing, they fast. | true |
Conversational courage: it's putting your intelligence into action! | false |
What train do you take to the synagogue? the jew jew tra | true |
Hey girl , are you interested in boning pasta? because i can f u silli. | true |
Barack obama’s approval rating reaches 60 percent as he leaves office | false |
What do mad cow disease and pms have in common? angry heifers. | true |
Why do new irish mothers keep dying? because they lack taters | true |
Americans don't like pharma and think they're getting ripped off | false |
How do girls know when they are adults? when they start to like spankings | true |
What do you call a feminist that eats really, really fat cows? a cannibal | true |
Hey! you took my daughter's virginity! sorry, sir. it won't happen again. | true |
Bill named after murdered girl fails on house floor as her family watches | false |
I'm accidentally prego: did i screw up my chances for a healthy baby? | false |
Ellen degeneres' ranch in thousand oaks, calif., finds a buyer (photos) | false |
What does michael j fox do when his son parks in his space? he park in son's space | true |
Joi gordon on volunteering your way to a new career | false |
When is a bread not kneaded? when it's unnecessary | true |
I like my women like i like my coffee. big tits | true |
'first person' talks with legendary fire island dj lina bradford | false |
Trafficked migrants face new horrors as hostages held at sea | false |
What does a drowning person looks like lol | true |
What do thesauruses eat for breakfast? synonym rolls. | true |
Author greg mckeown on the joy of missing out | false |
With sanctions and condemnation, u.s. hints at shift on russia | false |
Disney & barneys unveil 'electric holiday' windows in new york (video, photos) | false |
The first rule of crossword club is (3,2,3,4,5,9,4) | true |
Elevator is broken. had to use the other one. #firstworldproblems | true |
Is music dead? (thoughts on the music industry after sxsw 2015) | false |
What happens when a dad travels alone with a baby | false |
Iconic new york columnist jimmy breslin dead at 88 | false |
Controversial anti-vaccine film cut from tribeca gets nyc debut after all | false |
Yale humanists seek to unite new haven community with holiday obelisk | false |
Roses... roses are red my name is not dave this makes no sense microwave *drops mic* | true |
Former tennessee judge allegedly voided traffic fines in exchange for sex | false |
May i have a quick word with you? velocity | true |
Optimism fueled by social connections could boost physical health: study | false |
I've never had a better karate instructor than a spider web. | true |
What message does lance's takedown send to our kids? | false |
Did you hear what they named the plane that carried nurse #1 to maryland? the ebola gay | true |
I heard the funniest joke... but the fine bros copyrighted it. | true |
What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? the knife has a point | true |
South korea has most at stake in north korea crisis, but remains bit player compared to us | false |
Helen mirren's golden globes dress 2013: stunning at 67 (photos) | false |
Vet rocks puppy like a baby to calm her after surgery | false |
Selena gomez wonders if life 'could have been better' after visit to childhood home | false |
What is a horse's favourite sport? stable tennis! | true |
Forget pundits, this is what people on yik yak say about obama's gun control action | false |
I wanted to tell you this great ebola joke. you probably won't get it. | true |
Weeklings!: the gay history of the oscars (video) | false |
Watching your weight? beware the dangers of unplanned eating | false |
Prince harry visits virginia military base with michelle obama, jill biden | false |
'root beer' hair is the most flattering brunette color of the season | false |
Rick astley will let you borrow some of his disney movies but he's never gonna give you up | true |
Tsa worker's metal detector causes evacuations, delays at jfk airport | false |
Why did the man throw his watch out the window? he wanted to see time fly! | true |
What's the difference between me and my couch my couch pulls out | true |
People keep talking about the new star wars trailer. in my day, star wars had spaceships! | true |
Will smith shares inspiring tale of how he became 'the fresh prince of bel-air' | false |
Gifts for guys that will hopefully make him take the hint | false |
Guy : whos funny now you piece of shit me: wait, you thought i was funny before? | true |
Fox news could still face court battle over roger ailes sexual harassment claims | false |
Little girl meets trump impersonator, doesn't hold back | false |
How do you sleep at night while cutting meals on wheels? a white house guide | false |
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation. | true |
Q: why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? a: they want to measure their intelligence. | true |
What saudi funded event ended in a massive collapse on 9/11? hillary clinton's campaign. | true |
Jaime lannister is the 'game of thrones' elf on the shelf of your nightmares | false |
I still whisper we're in to myself whenever i log onto a wifi network. | true |
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