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This artist created a show just for dogs, and they loved it | false |
Divorced tv characters: our 15 favorite divorced characters on television | false |
What do you call a grandma without teeth giving you a blowjob? no denture adventure. | true |
What do you call indian flowers? patels (http://i.imgur.com/lxadofr.jpg) | true |
Mcconnell cuts off elizabeth warren for criticizing sessions, senate gop silences her | false |
How do you say brassiere in german? keepemfromfloppin | true |
After 15 years, i finally met my dad. he's a pharmacist. | true |
Back in the good old days when... men were men... and boys were men. and women were men... | true |
Q: what does a pascal programmer say to a c programmer? a: would you like fries with that? | true |
Is there ever a perfect time to have a child? | false |
Which do catholic priests like betterapples or cherries? neitherthey prefer boysenberries. | true |
Samira ghorbani danesh, iranian lesbian, told to hide identity after being denied german asylum | false |
Two black guys go into a convenience store, pay for their stuff and leave. | true |
Listen buddy, i don't know why i'm doing karate in your bedroom either, sometimes things happen | true |
The definition of irony; not knowing the difference between a definition, and an example. | true |
Two fish were in a tank.. one turned back and said to another..how do you drive this thing? | true |
Chuck schumer: roe v. wade important in whether democrats will block trump’s scotus nominees | false |
Florida tests about 200 in the search for local zika virus infections | false |
After miscarriage, how long should couples wait to try again? | false |
Layla-joy williams, shoe designer, shares her collection and a few of her favorite things (photos) | false |
The country's best burger comes from a chain you've probably never heard of | false |
Tinder now lets you swipe right for the presidential candidate of your dreams | false |
The supreme court will decide if this band's name is too offensive to be trademarked | false |
Chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding. | true |
'stop stuffing your face and sit down!' compulsive overeating and adhd, 6 tips for parents | false |
Fat people are a bit like circles. because pie dictates their life. | true |
I was going to look for my missing watch, but i could never find the time. | true |
Powerful video reminds us that mass shootings can happen anywhere | false |
What's the most common time to see the dentist? two thirty. | true |
The backlash against discrimination and the gop's 'indiana' problem | false |
'the martian' rockets to the top of the box office | false |
The more normal you try to be, the less interesting people like myself will find you. | true |
What's the difference between trump and garbage garbage can be thrown out | true |
Despite the test crash, still want to orbit? some basics on space tourism | false |
Obama vows to strengthen north korea sanctions after missile launches | false |
Watch: how to make the perfect lobster roll | false |
Man receives first penis transplant in the united states | false |
My sausage-addicted friend died in a car crash. apparently, he took a turn for the wurst. | true |
I'm commonly known to my friends as that nutty guy haha, just kidding. squirrels can't talk. | true |
Kim kardashian's baby will be the whitest person to ever see her vagina. | true |
The fbi found tom brady’s missing jersey with a member of the media | false |
I am an expert at making balloon animals. may i interest you in a hyphen or a pickle? | true |
Vatican says it views iran deal in a 'positive light' | false |
Kids, just because i don't care doesn't mean i'm not listening. | true |
Sometimes people suck the life out of me like there's a prize at the bottom. | true |
What sucks about being an egg? you get laid once, and it's by your mom. | true |
Amazing, inspiring statues are out there, and they don’t honor racists | false |
Are your clothes meant to scream out help when you squeeze yourself into them? | true |
Should women be paid for donating their breast milk? | false |
6 new travel startups to keep an eye on | false |
The real battle of the 2016 presidential election: the next 25 years of the supreme court | false |
Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? so that no one find out he fucks chickens. | true |
Senate votes unanimously to allow newborns on chamber floor | false |
The internet. the internet: where men are men, women are women, and children are the fbi... | true |
Hello kitty kitchen appliances are taking over (photos, video) | false |
What's the most obvious name you can give a panda? pan, duh! | true |
Bodybuilder shares anorexia struggle to urge others with eating disorders to seek help | false |
I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage) | true |
Daughter fails 'gender bias' worksheet, makes dad proud | false |
Antonin scalia: scotus logic on gay rights could lead to protections for child abusers | false |
What starts with e, ends with e, and has one letter in it? an envelope. | true |
A caribbean villa vacation experience on anguilla (video) | false |
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. he said thanks, i said don't mention it | true |
Intrepid sisters reveal how isis depends on role of women | false |
I like my children how i like my essays. unplanned and poorly executed | true |
Such a hipster... they were into adele before she got big. | true |
Why are most reactionists black? because stealing is the only thing they can do. | true |
Why are juggalos obsessed with hatchets? felons can't buy guns | true |
What do you say if you meet a toad ? wart's new ! | true |
Why won't the machines just take over already? i'm tired of doing stuff. | true |
What do you call a politician in a house fire? burning sanders! | true |
Man faces obscenity charge after o'donnell's daughter found | false |
Key google searches only showed republican candidate in montana house special election | false |
I hate dolphins... ...for all intents and porpoises. | true |
Majority leader kevin mccarthy announces bid for house speaker | false |
Looking for mr. right? this is why you should stop | false |
What do you do with a dead chemist? barium | true |
Where do they make contentment? at the satis-factory. | true |
Date ideas that will make you feel like a kid again | false |
Booyah! a 'kim possible' live-action movie is the revival we actually want | false |
'god's not dead 2' aims straight for the christian base | false |
Ask the etiquette expert: how can i be the perfect holiday houseguest? | false |
How do you agitate an achy feminist runner? massage a knee | true |
Senate passes bill to deregulate banks with democrats' help | false |
They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac. | true |
What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing? lie to me | true |
Lgbt girl scout leader arrested she was thrown in jail for eating brownies. | true |
Kimi recor 'positive greater than negative' blogger shares her sxsw road trip photos | false |
Heavy marijuana use may be bad for your bones | false |
'saturday night live' mocks awards season's diversity problem | false |
Breastfeeding and obesity: nursing for a longer period may not lower kids' risk (study) | false |
5 dumb mistakes dads make during divorce and how to avoid them | false |
How to really achieve the perfect 'beach body' | false |
How real estate players are bracing for the l train shutdown | false |
Trump claims trump university judge has 'absolute conflict' | false |
Killing of muslim teen was road rage, not a hate crime, police say | false |
9 things a real estate agent won't tell you (photos) | false |
What happened to the oklahoma territories? i don't know but they're ok now. | true |
Where did little sally go during the bombing? everywhere! | true |
Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers? because they always riposte. | true |
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