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SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Are my parents too paranoid? Are your patents too paranoid?
POST: Recently my house has been under attack by a small horde of tiny black bats. Stereotypically, my mother is fiercely terrified of these tiny mouse-like creatures. I, on the other hand, am perfectly okay with bats as I delig... | my parents are going off the wall about the number of bats we have had in our house. Waking me up in the middle of the night is unacceptable.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: End of the night, kiss #1 denied, kiss #2 denied, then she says "I've been sitting here waiting for you to seduce me." Huh?
POST: So last weekend I met a girl at a bar. We chatted, she invited me to smoke a bowl in her car (which is kinda normal here in LA), we made out prett... | Date seems to be going well despite the fact that I didn't pay for dinner, tried to kiss her at the end of the night, denied, followed by "I've been sitting here waiting for you to seduce me."<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [15f] think I cheated on my boyfriend [17m] but don't know what to do from here?
POST: I have always had an interest in BDSM which my boyfriend catered to sexually when I would tell him about specific things. Yet I was embarrassed by many of the things I was interested in. I decide... | I was going to talk to guys online about my BDSM sexual preferences because I thought my boyfriend might be disgusted by them. I wanted to get my preferences sorted out before I told him. Is it over?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/personalfinance
TITLE: Need to get car insurance, where do I start?
POST: Hello /r/personalfinance,
I've been driving my parents 2007 Dodge Caliber while I'm in college and now they want me to buy it off them to save them money as I would be paying for my own car insurance.
This won't be at all of a pr... | Where do I start looking for car insurance? Is there any harm in getting quotes online? What companies would you recomend looking into?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/running
TITLE: Struggling with a shoe decision
POST: So a little back story first: Started running in 7th grade. Got pretty decent in high school, sub 18 min 5k and around a 2:05 800m. Got some scholarships to some small school but decided to pursue a different path and gave up running when I graduated h... | trying to decide between Kinvara 2, Aegis 2, or saving myself some money and sticking with crappy Nike shoes I have now.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by accidentally stepping on a termite nest while recovering a ball from a ruined building.
POST: So, I'm having a little holiday at my uncle's. I was playing in the backyard with my little cousin when he "accidentally" threw a ball we were tossing around into an old, ruined half-wooden h... | Tried to retrieve a ball from an old building, stepped into a termite nest and my cousin saw me naked because I was to shocked and terrified to think clearly.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [23F] potentially dating [27 M] after knowing each other two weeks: after a night of drinks, he shared with me how he lost his virginity and it worries me...
POST: I have been talking to this really sweet guy for a couple weeks now. We met up a few times and I would really like to... | Is it strange that the guy I am seeing lost his virginity with a 46 year old woman in a hot tub? He openly regrets it, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: He [23M] doesn't want to "label" what he has with me [22F] as "a relationship."
POST: We have been dating for a month but have known each other for a long time. We are in a weird grey area of "seeing each other" at the moment, which is more than fine with me, for now...
However, he ... | Insecure about him not ever wanting to be my SO, even though we like each other a lot. Should I feel weird about a man not desiring to be in a relationship with me even if things are really serious between us?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Reddit, last week I got what I thought was random Halloween text.
POST: "It said I'm sorry for everything, I miss you." I didn't know whose number it was so I just dismissed it. (My blackberry lost all my contacts about 6 months ago.) Now I have come to find out that text was in fact f... | Girl I dated over a year ago, who dumped me sent me a text last week saying she misses me. (collaborated with a mutual friend) What should I do?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Boyfriend wants a "bit more"
POST: Boyfriend & I had been taking about recently about "hypothetical" open relationship. It was just taking about how a couple would do it.. nothing to it.
He asked me yesterday, if I had any thoughts on this conversation we had. I told him, I am positive ... | Boyfriend wants a "bit more" (wants to go out and sleep with a random). Or we have a threesome. I don't know what to do, or what to choose.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My [28F] two aunts [55F] are fighting and my mom [57F] is asking me for advice on going to a party hosted by one.
POST: Two of my aunts, we'll call them Jane [55F] and Sally [55F] have been in a fight for years. I'm much closer to Sally so I've only heard parts of it her and since I ... | My two aunts have been in a fight for years. My mom was invited to a party at one of their houses but is asking me for advice on whether she should go or not. I don't know what to tell her.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Dating for 2.5 months, told her I loved her now and getting weird vibes (26M/23F)
POST: Here is the story, I have been dating this great girl for about 2.5 months. Before dating, we were very close/best friends for a year. This week, I began to realize that not only did I think she w... | (26M/23F) Best friends for a year, dating for 2.5 months, told I loved her and became more detached and announced that things are moving too quickly, it is making her nervous.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: How do I avoid a collections request (ultimately from Paypal)?
POST: I did some development work for a client - the overall estimate was $1300, so I invoiced the client for a 50% retainer to start development, he paid it and I started work.
I clearly stated to the client that I was pret... | Received $650 retainer for development, client received code, then charge-backed the retainer. I'm shorted $1300 and in collection for $650 of that.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My[35F] husband[37M] of 3 years shouted at me on front of co-worker[29F].
POST: I work not far away from our apartment. After work I was going out with a friends but I have forgotten my credit card so on the way me and my friend went to my apartment to pick it up.
When we got to th... | Husband went crazy on front of friend for something minor, how do I make him realize how it made me feel?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/Advice
TITLE: Small claims court action?? (Apartment issues)
POST: A little background:
In May of 2011 I moved into an apartment with 3 animals, 2 dogs and 1 cat. The apartment leasing office assured this would be OK and just as with any apartment, any damages occurred during my duration would be paid f... | Moved out of my apartment in May, they want me to pay for the carpeting bill. Carpet was purchased in January, they are trying to get me to pay for the bill.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [30F] with my Husband [30M] 6 years, arguing about training dog
POST: Had the weirdest argument with my husband last night. After our dog eats dinner, we throw him in the back yard to go potty. Ever since we moved into the place we're in now, where we have our own little back ya... | My husband and I disagree on dog training methods/philosophies. Should I just accept this or should we negotiate to be on the same page?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [20F] found out that my mom [50sF] had an affair with who I've always thought is my uncle [50sM], he might actually be my dad.
POST: So this is pretty insane to me. Definitely very far off from anything I ever thought was possible in my family. Up until the past month, I thought th... | My mom and my "dad's" brother had an affair 20 years ago, turns out it's most likely that I'm my actually my uncle's kid, where do I go from here?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [35M] have trouble talking in groups and it's affecting my work life
POST: I am good at my job. It is a very high stress job that is intense all day from when I start to when I clock out. I can feel my heart pounding in my chest all day and it demands a lot psychologically to keep ... | I am quite content emotionally to be silent but think professionally I would be better off being socially outspoken and confident in work however I turn into a social mute in groups. Hoping to hear from people who were like this but overcame it.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Small update: Me [30F] with my husband [30M], why we are still together
POST: Original post:
Summary of older posts: I only posted negative things and even considering "divorce" over disliking my husband's relatives. I can't stand them for various reasons, but I really love him.
I... | I love my husband dearly, thought about divorce because I can't stand his relatives, but want to work on myself. <|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/Dogtraining
TITLE: Hi there, I have a 19 month old unknown breed dog.He has some behavior problems.
POST: For now i would just like to combat this issue; My dog 'K' will OPEN the door to the backyard at his own will (It can be opened by flicking the automatic lock) Which he must have done by accident but... | How do i convey to my dog that it is NOT okay to open the patio door and enter the house as he wishes.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Girl I like [18/F] is telling people she's got a boyfriend but tells me [18/M] that she's single
POST: Well, couple of nights ago, got with this girl (that means kissing in the UK) after a great chat of about 2 hours - in which she explained how she broke up with her boyfriend before... | How do I approach asking a girl if she has a boyfriend when she's lied about it to either me or everyone else?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [26 M] have been dating a girl [24 F] for about six weeks. We agreed to be exclusive about 2 and a half weeks ago... what about calling her my girlfriend?
POST: I met a girl through Tinder about six weeks ago, and since then we've been on 10 dates over the last 6 weeks. I asked her... | Recently became exclusive with a girl and I'm wondering whether I should now talk to her about calling each other boyfriend/girlfriend. I realize it's just a label, but people have asked about it...<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [20F] am struggling with jealousy over my SO's [22M] drastically less demanding lifestyle
POST: Long time lurker, First time posting!
My SO and I have been dating about a year and a half so far and both attend the same university. His major is known at the "party" major since it is... | My SO's life feels so much easier than mine which makes me jealous and resentful. Not sure what to do with those feelings.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/loseit
TITLE: [SV] My scale didn't recognize me today
POST: I've been working out for the last two months, strength training 3 times a week and keeping a strict diary of my workouts. Thing is I was only seeing changes in muscle growth and I still had a beer gut and just wasn't losing fat. After lurking l... | My Withings scale didn't know it was me and made me tell it if it was me or my gf on the scale since I had broke my plateau.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My [F24] boyfriend's [M20] mother told him to be careful of me because all that Latinas want is "to get married and have lots of babies"
POST: Basically my boyfriends mom told him to "be careful of those Latina girls, all they want to do is get married and have lots babies". She didn... | Boyfriends mom said some racist comments about me, I told my mom about said comments, don't want to ruin any relationships over this.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: What has been your worst "it's not what it looks like" moment?
POST: I was waiting on a flight home and a semi intoxicated woman ( hot, young) hands me a drink that another man bought for her,she was holding two drinks. We had to board and the guy left, so she thought I could drink it qu... | a hot drunk chic sprayed me with her perfume by accident on a plane home and I had to explain the the missus it wasn't what it looked like.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [26 M] with my GF [22 F] of 5 months fought about how I have to sleep with the TV on and she can't stand it.
POST: I have always, since I was a kid, had to sleep with the TV on in the background. My mind races at night and I can't stand not having something to focus my mind on whi... | I sleep with TV on, girlfriend can't stand it, I can't sleep without it, we share a room.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [19M] am in a huge fight with my dad [51M] and I'm giving him the silent treatment. It's been 2 weeks. There's a twist though..
POST: An argument broke out between the two of us yesterday. I was studying for finals, he was returning home from work. Once he enters the kitchen, he st... | My dad lies about doing the dishes himself and he pulls out a knife afterwards. I'm giving him the silent treatment and my other family members don't want to do anything.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: She says [22 F] is not ready for relationship after 2 months of dating me [27, M]
POST: I met my dream girl through mutual friends 2 months ago during a hike. We hit it off tremendously and got close fast. Only thing was that she was hesitant because she was fresh off a long term r... | Met my dream girl and hit it off on a level I had never felt. She decided she was not ready for a serious relationship bc of recent breakup and now were just friends. What do i do?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My [22f] girlfriend pays her little sisters 100$ phone bill every month when we can barely pay our own bills. She refuses to bring it up to her parents. [UPDATE]
POST: Original post:
So we talked it out, she brought it up with her mom.
Her mother said she is going to ~~try to get... | Gf's Mom offered to start (attempting) to pay her younger sister's bill. Definitely a start in the right direction.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by trying to Kung fu kick over some chairs
POST: This actually happened a couple years ago in 7th grade.
So we had this chill teacher who would let us chill in her class room during recess if we didn't wanna head out. Well I live in Arizona so it would always get extremely hot outside ... | tried to karate kick over some chairs and ended up breaking my wrist in 3 places and getting a small scar on my nose<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [21 M] broke up with my [18 M] boyfriend of a couple months, and I'm worried that I/he might spiral
POST: I broke up with my boyfriend today. I love him, he's an incredible guy who I'm glad I met but it wasn't working out. We were just too different. He resisted at first but eventu... | Any advice on how to stop depressed folk from spiraling after a break up, and how I can help stop him from spiraling from a distance?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by being a bad wingman
POST: Myself and a good mate are very similar but by no means are related in anyway. In fact, we are so similar that people have given us a name to reference us both, he is #1 and I am #2. Anyway my poor old mate hasn't had the best luck with ladies. Never had a gi... | Instead of lining my mate who is almost identical to me with this girl for a NYE kiss, I've managed to line myself up instead<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [22F] with my boyfriend [22F] of 6 months, me having nightmares
POST: Trigger warning: Rape, assault, abuse
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I guess I should start my saying that this guy is the first who hasn't been physically/emotionally/... | Past abuse; hard to talk about with current non-shitty partner. He should know. How do I tell him?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: I think a girl i really like is interested in me, but i am so lost as to how to approach this situation..
POST: So me and this girl get along really well, we both have similar interest, and every time i see her around town she yells my name and acts exited to see me. She is a f... | I text her saying my name, she asks last name, i ignore. A week goes by and she text me again, apologizing for sounding rude. Need advice on where to go from here<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: Girlfriend is away and the relationship with my lady friend could compromise things. Help?
POST: Throwaway because my friend is a redditor.
My girlfriend had to leave the country for a temporary job and I won't see her for another 8 months. Around the time she left I befriende... | Girlfriend gone, getting close to new lady friend, scared I might get too close. Should I try to distance myself, how, and if I do should I tell her?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Not a huge issue, but how do I 20(f) tell my boyfriend 22(f) that I'd like him to work out/be healthier without being a dick?
POST: Just thought I'd say my boyfriend is not in any means fat, he's quite skinny actually and a little insecure about that (particularly his arms). This is ... | How do I ask my boyfriend to work out/be healthier without hurting his feelings? Moving in together soon and I don't want to fall back into my previous (sort of) unhealthy lifestyle<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Reddit, my friend is looking to work in the travel industry, any advice on how to go about it?
POST: Some more background: he has been in audit (first external, now internal) for his entire career of 10 years and wants to switch. He has both his CA (Chartered Accountant, we're in Toronto... | what's the best way to get into the travel industry in a non-entry-level role without industry experience?*<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: [19 M] one of my best friends for the past 1.5 years [22 F] has stopped talking to me and I don't know why.
POST: I met this girl about 1.5 years ago when I moved to university and we became fairly good friends, and I developed a crush on her (which I am now over).
Just after Chris... | Met girl 1.5 years ago, started talking a lot more recently. She suddenly stops contacting me and I have no idea why.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [18 M] with my girlfriend [18 F] of 1.5 years, how to deal with impending pre-college break up?
POST: My girlfriend and I are both seniors in high school, and we're going to different colleges in the fall. We're going into totally different fields and have different life plans. Sh... | Girlfriend and I mutually decided to break up at the end of summer before each of us go to separate schools; I want this and know it's for the best, but how do I get over it emotionally?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by telling a girl she was cute
POST: So this happened earlier today. Around 8 hours ago when I was on my break from work. Only manged to write it and tell you guys now. Buckle up.
There's this really cute girl behind the counter in Pound Bakery (A shop where they sell pastries and what ... | Took me a lot of balls and confidence to tell a girl she's pretty and she knocks my confidence levels to a worse level than they already were. Now I'm going to be living with cats when I'm older.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [20m] am confused as to why she [21f] doesnt want to go on a second date.
POST: I met this really amazing girl about a month ago at a christmas party. We have a mutual friend, and this girl was kind enough to drive us to the party. Anyways, we both hit it off very well, and eventua... | We hung out a few times and then had an amazing first date. I cant think of any missteps on my part, and now she wont even text me back about a second date.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/Advice
TITLE: What should I study if I want to help change the world?
POST: Hey guys, I am a super confused college student. I am interested in environmental studies and changing the world, does anyone have any ideas on how to combine these two ideas?
I really hate how the world works, where money is p... | what are the best combinations of majors (possibly minors) and masters degree programs to study in college to get started on changing the world?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice
TITLE: 25m I need advice!
POST: So I texted this girl I know from work(huge company would be like working in the same mall), I said:
Do you want to get a drink after work tomorrow at x bar?
She(24-25) responds: "I am suppose to see a movie with my roommate(female), but if that falls throu... | Not sure if I asked girl out, she said she had plans but if it falls through she would love to go!... Is that a polite no?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [20F] got way too drunk last night and I scared myself by nearly dying. Feeling weird and nervous.
POST: Hi, so I don't usually drink much. When I do, I can go a *little* overboard, but I usually get home in a state that allows me to wash my face, brush my teeth and get ready for b... | got drunk, was so asleep/unconscious that I didn't realise I was throwing up in bed, apparently nearly choked. what the fuck<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Getting back out there
POST: Hey guys,
A couple years ago, my ex [f, now 23] and me [m, now 25] broke up. I really loved this girl and it was not a mutual break up. Truth is, I still think about her a lot, probably more then I should. However, I have moved far away for grad schoo... | I have had a hard time since my last break up 2 years ago. Dealing with constant rejection is getting depressing and making me feel hopless.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My [25M] girlfriend of two years [23F] is much more attractive than I am, and even though she says it doesn't bother her, I feel disgusting.
POST: Hello r/relationships. I've read so many posts and so many comments I thought I'd try and share my own problems with you all and see if y... | I feel like I'm not good enough for my girlfriend and never will be. Even though she always insists she loves me and thinks I'm attractive, I know I'm ugly and she's gorgeous.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: Me [22F] seeing a wonderful guy [22M]. Debating ending things because the "timing isn't right". Stupid decision, or smart move?
POST: Hello reddit. Longtime lurker, first time poster. Apologies if any of the formatting is off.
I am a recent college graduate who has been seeing... | I'm crazy about this guy and want a relationship to work, but there are obstacles. I don't know if I should try a relationship now or wait until the circumstances change.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/Advice
TITLE: IAmA a guy who built a wooden box and buried his cat only to have to dig it up and move it because of his neighbor's complaint. He is owed payback (legally only), and I need some advice on what to do.
POST: I rent a home with my wife, and up until very recently we had a dog and 3 cats. Se... | My cat died and I buried it. I had to dig it up and move it because my neighbor is a huge dick-head.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: How can I thank my brother?
POST: I have not seen him in almost ten years. We have had a spotty relationship ever since we were kids, and have not been really close since I was about 12 or so. Our communication over the last decade has been mostly through Facebook, with the occasional ph... | Brother who I have not seen in years sends my family and I a Christmas package, after a decade of us not exchanging gifts. Need ideas to say thank you.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: [TIFU] By Snapchatting my Friend's Wife
POST: Re-post because it said I needed more context.
So whenever I usually have something funny/embarrassing of my friend, I would snapchat it to his wife.
We'll call her Abby and we'll call my friend Ryan.
Abby wanted to go to dinner with Ryan, bu... | Friend's wife went out to a party by herself because he had plans to study with me. We didn't study, and without thinking, sent a Snapchat of him messing around.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My[19 M] GF[17 F]of 1.5 months is depressed and moody. What can I do?
POST: My girflriend is really often depressed and moody. She has a hard history, and has been trough a lot in her short life. So I have a clue why she is so depressed, and she really has reasons to be.
Only thin... | GF depressed and sad almost all the time. I dont know how to cope with this, cause i feel somekinda responsibility about cheering her up. Her problems are not related to me. What should I do?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: [20M] Lied about having sex with a distant friend, now she's coming to visit and I'm caught in my reprehensible lie. What is the right thing to do?
POST: I lived with this girl for a year, and harboured a crush on her. She went back to her home country and I got over myself so we bec... | Lied about having sex with a distant friend, now she's coming to visit and if it comes up I'm caught in a reprehensible lie. Wat do?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: Running out of ideas, options, and sanity. Please Help.
POST: I am a 24/f. My boyfriend and I have been together going on 4 years. There are issues over the past 2 of those years that have been addressed, and nothing has really been done to help resolve them. We rarely have... | My LTR seems empty due to outstanding issues that haven't been fixed, and my mind/feelings are starting to wander to other men.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [25 M/F] Feeling depressed over a break up that happened year ago.
POST: A really long story short, I went through a break up a little over a year ago and it broke me in ways I never thought I could break. I moved forward with my life, I did my best to keep busy, stay positive, lo... | Time doesn't heal all wounds. Distraction and keeping busy does erase memories. Feeling the pain doesn't lessen it. Now what?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My boyfriend [25 M] of 8 months left me [21 F]. My friend thinks he's playing games.
POST: Please forgive my lengthy post. This is my first time posting on reddit. Thanks for taking a look!
So me and this guy started seeing each other February 2015. In the beginning he made it clear... | My boyfriend has a troubled past and says thats why he has to leave me. He breaks up with me and then comes back. What do I do?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [25 F] with my girlfriend [26 F] of one year, having trouble dealing with an open relationship
POST: So my girlfriend and I have been together for just over one year. Things are great, she is the most wonderful person I've ever been with, and we're deeply in love. She told me from... | Having trouble dealing with an open relationship despite my partner needing it and being absolutely amazing about the whole situation. Pushing her away when I just want to be close.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by not wanting to shave my mustache when I was 13.
POST: This did not happen today. Or this week. Or this decade. Sorry about that.
Well, here goes. You know how many young boys (12-14 years old) are usually embarrassed by their sparse little rat fur mustaches that look like some tiny M... | Was a stupid kid, had gypsy woman mustache, tried to wax it, got huge symmetrical red burns on my face for weeks.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/pettyrevenge
TITLE: Keep parking in my spot, and I'll make it difficult for you.
POST: So, I live in this shitty apartment building where there's definitely not enough spots for everyone's cars (maybe JUST enough, but that's pushing it.) So there's 6 designated spots for each apartment, and two or three ... | Made some dude who keeps parking in my designated spot climb through the passenger's side of his car to actually enter his car.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Why the hell do people defile public bathrooms so horribly they are unusable to others?!
POST: So I'm in school today and I've got to take a deuce. I go into the bathroom and of course, check to see if the handicap stall is open. It is. I go in, but notice there is no toilet paper. So I ... | people do stupid shit to public toilets because many high schoolers are immatures shitfaces who want to ruin everyone elses day.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My (28m) wife (28f) is livid because I want to visit my kindergarten children for an hour on Christmas Day.
POST: This upcoming semester, my kindergarten children will be graduating and move onto elementary school. (We live in Taiwan, so naturally they aren't spending their time with... | My wife is angry because I want to spend an hour on Christmas Day surprising my kindergarten children, who will be at school.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I (18f) need advice on what to do about my boyfriend (24m) from someone who knows what it's like not to want to leave despite everything.
POST: So, I finally understand why some people don't leave toxic relationships. Or, I atleast understand that feeling.
I feel unloved, unappreci... | can anyone give me words if wisdom to end this? Please from people who have been in this kinda rut where you know the relationship is toxic but you still stay anyways.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Where are some good places to share music you've created?
POST: I'm looking for places outside of reddit too.
As a poster who feels close to the reddit community, I feel let down by the places here I've shared my hard work with. I posted to /r/WeAreTheMusicMakers but the link was downv... | Reddit doesn't seem like the easiest or best place to share my work, does anyone know of some good sites? I already have a bandcamp (goombajoe.bandcamp.com)<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: GF (20F) and I (22M), together for 3 years, just getting back together after 3 week break up and we seem to have lost "the spark".
POST: My gf (20F) and I (22M) recently got back together after being broken up for 3 weeks. Having been together for 3 years we got to a point where we g... | Relationship of 3 years trying to recover from a recent break up. We love each other but the spark just isn't there and life/scheduling makes it difficult to spend time together.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice
TITLE: Girl stuck in the [f]riendzone one too many times. Now getting out of it?
POST: Well I'm a 18 y/o female and I keep getting stuck in the friendzone. I know I'm above average with my looks but I honestly can't be more than friends with guys. I'm a redditor and a computer nerd. I love ... | best friend tells me he'd have sex with me only because of lust. want to do it but don't know how to approach the situation because he's rejected me before and suddenly wants my attention.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: F(19) feels lonely in college, how can I M(19) help her cope?
POST: Sensitive girlfriend of 3 years finds it hard to find like minded people she can relate to in the college she's in. She has told me that it is troubling and that some days she cries herself to sleep.
Of course she... | girlfriend is having trouble making friends, it's beating her up inside and she's taking it to heart. I want to help her.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I just found out that my (22M) SO (19F) of 3 years was drugged and assaulted last night.
POST: My SO lives in London for university and I am in Devon. She went to a party last night and woke up around 2am in a strangers house. She ran away and go her friends to come and find her. I k... | My SO was drugged and woke up in a strangers house. I don't know what to do with myself. How can I best support her?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: She explains why she is staying with him... What are some reasons a girl/guy wouldn't date you?
POST: Her: Good morninggg! I'm still in bed right now and am opening one eye and closing the other and then alternation because my eyes are too tired to both stay open haha. And, no he and I d... | We are better together (its been a year and a half), I am better in bed, she is still doubting herself but is staying with him<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: A driver who was likely under the influence of some substance or other was swerving all over the place in front of me. They were driving a car with a business advert on it. What should I do?
POST: So, I was driving down the road this morning, and the car in front of me was swerving all o... | Erratic driver likely under the influence was in a company car. Do I contact the business or let the police deal with it? <|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: I [20/m] want to get her [21/f] to talk to me alone so I could confess my feelings and intentions, is it a good idea?
POST: Hi, I've been working in a restaurant for 7 months as a part time employee. I started liking this girl (let's call her X) for about 2-3 months. I am sure ... | Coworker knows that I like her, I am positive that she likes me too but am shy to talk to her, is it a good idea to ask her if we could talk alone so that I could confess?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Exgirlfriend[22f] cheated on me[23f] with a girl[23f] and they dated for a year and a half. We are all good friends despite and they broke up and I slept with my exes ex.
POST: Me and my ex are best friends. We dated for a long time (5 years) and when she cheated I was upset but only... | I slept with my exgirlfriend's and best friend's exgirlfriend that she cheated on me with and now she is mad and I can't tell if I should feel the way I do<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [22 M] am falling for my friend [22 F] but it's...complicated
POST: I'll try to keep this short and sweet. This, is about a girl. One whom I've known for almost half of my life. When I first payed eyes on her, I was smitten. Frankly, no one could blame me. Think the movie "Somethin... | I really like this girl, we're good friends, but I used to date one of her friends and I'm not sure what to do.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Can someone make me an Infographic??
POST: Recently after having a conversation with some friends about how often we skip songs on out ipods i decided to write out a guide/article called "Unskippable: A Guide To The Perfect iPod v1.0"
the guide/system is very helpful and i've been testi... | i wrote a guide to make an unskippable ipod, asking someone to turn it into an infographic because me no smart<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/running
TITLE: Yet another "should I run this upcoming event I haven't prepared for?" question
POST: I never thought I would be one of these posters - I usually plan things out pretty far in advance and train - but here I am, contemplating signing up for a half marathon that occurs 10 days from now.
The... | Contemplating a half marathon 10 days from now. Ran one a year ago but since then my longest distance has been 10K.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: I had a lady cut up her membership card and throw it in my face. What is the rudest thing someone has done to you and how did you respond?
POST: Ten years ago, during my brief tenure as a Blockbuster employee, I was left alone to run a store on a Friday, one week before Christmas. It w... | Some lady got pissed about not being able to pay with credit, cut up card and threw it at me. I had a moderately funny response.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Bf (20) makes a big deal out of paying for me (20)
POST: My boyfriend and I have dated a little bit over a year. We usually pay for our own portion of our own expenses whenever we go out. Sometimes he would buy me small snacks costing under $3 and I'd make it up to him by purchasing ... | boyfriend is super uptight every time a penny is spent on me and tries to get "even" with me even though it is already even lol and it's really annoying.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: [Update] Me [26 M] in a long distance grey area friendship with [22F] for a few months and unsure where I stand.
POST: Original Post:
So I've been stewing over this for about a week, but I ended up finding out from her that she's dating someone. The way she expressed it in the past... | Found out that the girl who I'm interested in is dating someone else, even though she said she didn't want another relationship out of the next one. Frustrated because she's being terribly inconsistent.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Is my [29M] GF [28F] hung up on her ex-BF, or the woman who stole him?
POST: I've been dating a woman for a few months now. Before she dated me she was in a toxic relationship with an alcoholic and abusive man who also cheated on her. She tried to work through all of it, but ultima... | Current GF claims to be over her ex, but gets furious with his new girlfriend. Is it true that she's over him, or is that really still the core issue?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/legaladvice
TITLE: [USA-CT]Lease Addendums After Move-In
POST: Hi all,
My wife and I recently moved into a unit in an apartment complex. Now, a little under two months after signing the lease and moving in, we've been contacted by the leasing office, who spoke of an audit of their records and some missi... | Moved into apartment <2 months ago. Suddenly being asked to sign lease addendums never seen/discussed prior due to "missing signatures". What do I do?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Does maybe really mean maybe or am I [18M] overthinking this?
POST: A female friend [19] and I [18] are both in college, and over winter break we developed crushes for one another. By the end of break we hooked up. We made out a lot and I performed oral on her. We would have gone fur... | A girl I like and hooked up with said she might be interested in going to dinner with me, but since she said "maybe" I'm not sure if she's still interested in me.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: Me, 26 year old male, is upset with my girlfriend, 25 year old female. Am I in the wrong?
POST: A little background: My girlfriend and I have been dating for 8 months. We've had rocky moments and lately I've felt a huge lack of caring towards the relationship. At best I'm strug... | Girlfriend of 8 months religiously checks her phone normally, but ignores my texts for 2.5 hours causing me to worry. I feel that she's doing it for attention. Am I wrong for being pissed?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by thinking my sister was capable of handling money
POST: This happened about 45 minutes ago. Some backstory: I am a 16 y/o guy that enjoys video games. A lot. Today marks the beginning of the Steam Exploration Sale, so I planned on buying a Steam card when I got home from school. Queue ... | My sister said she would buy me a Steam card if I gave her the money to buy it, she proceeded to lose the money less than 2 minutes later.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [17F] having second thoughts about [19M] boyfriend
POST: Hey there I have been with my boyfriend for a little over 2 years and am having thoughts and feelings about other guys. I met him at the end of my freshman year (he was a junior) and he was basically my first real boyfriend.... | I have been with my boyfriend since I was pretty young and am thinking of taking a break because I fear in not ready to settle down yet because I don't know what else is out there.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/self
TITLE: I think I missed my chance.
POST: I was recently using Chatroulette and eating of cup of noodles when, whoa a cute girl pops on the screen. In this infinite sea of dicks did I finally find a girl? and an attractive girl at that?! Yes. I. Did. and it was great! We laughed, we cried (I lied we ... | I met a cute girl on chatroulette, I hope she see's this so I can get to know said cute girl.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/Advice
TITLE: Any advice to help my girlfriend with her depression?
POST: I don't know if this is the right place or not, but I'm just gonna post it here...
Me and my GF has been together for 8 months, although we are now away from each other (I go study abroad), we are still deeply in love and I can se... | My GF is in a somewhat extreme case of depression of self-esteem. She's studying art and always feel bad about her works comparing to others. What should I do?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My gf[27 F] makes meeting my[27 m] sexual needs REALLY uncomfortable.
POST: Lately it's been getting harder and harder to ask my GF to help me out with my male needs. We just had a fight about the fact that she doesn't like doing things to get me off. I don't ask for a huge productio... | GF doesn't want to help me get off in any way, but obviously doesn't want me hiding away to have my needs met either. What do I do? Am I wrong?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Girflriend [23 F] of 2 years treats me [24 M] with silent
POST: Within the semester break my girlfriend and I live apart from each other. We haven't seen us for almost 2 months now but get in touch everyday via WhatsApp and every now and then via Skype.
We had lots of arguments lat... | Temporary long-distance relationsship, little disputes freuently. A week ago she insulted me and doesn't text me since.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: My girlfriend [19F] and I [19F] have been together for three years, but things don't feel the same anymore, and I can't stop thinking about a girl I barely know.
POST: Hi r/relationships, I've never posted here before but:
My girlfriend and I have been together for 3 years, and it's... | Don't feel as attatched to girlfriend of 3 years anymore. Simultaneously I have a good ol' fashioned teen crush feeling towards an aquaintence.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: I'm [40/m] dating a incredibly sexy [46/f], we both said we don't do relationships, but I have fallen for her
POST: I am a divorced man of 40, not bad looking and in the 3 years since I split from my ex-wife I have met dozens of women.
About 3 months ago, a barmaid in a local ... | Can I maintain a relationship with an FWB when I am in love with her, but she won't commit to mutual exclusivity?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: [22/M] - Havent had sex in 2 years...need advice
POST: Okay, so as the title says, I am 22 and havent had ANY sexual contact with a girl in about 2 years (no kisses, boob grabs..nothing). Im not a virgin, I have had multiple sexual partners before and this is the first time ive... | no sexual contact for 2 years, I have social anxiety. Need advice how to beat it and talk to cute girls.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Explaining to a person you found someone else [21 m] [24 m]
POST: So a while ago, I [21] started going out on a few casual dates, and ended up meeting a few great people. Eventually though I started clicking very well with one of the people, and we started to see each other exclusive... | I am in a new relationship, and need to tell someone who I was on more than a couple dates I am not open to dating anymore in person without sounds like a total prick.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/offmychest
TITLE: Everytime I talk about moving away they do this.
POST: My family likes to try to find ways to keep me here when I discuss job openings. They don't like me and the feeling is mutual? So why do they do this? Because of the grandkids. See, if I left, it would mean my two children would go ... | my mom essentially plays the "hush child, it's the fever talking" card when not wanting to own up to her emotional abuse .<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: How do I [17M] stop having feelings for my ex-gf [17F] of three months?
POST: About three months ago, my girlfriend of seven months broke up with me. She was my first girlfriend and I her second boyfriend. I thought we were great together, we were great friends for about a year befor... | Dated a girl for seven months, broke up three months ago, I can't stop having feelings for her, even though I'm very social and talk with other girls. She was my first girlfriend.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/pettyrevenge
TITLE: I hope your bedsheets were real effing sticky
POST: I have a little revenge story. It's nice and petty, and it has a special place in my heart as my first act of satisfying small revenge ever.
My freshman year of college, I was doing some laundry in my building. The washer was done, ... | Guy makes me drop my wad on what was supposed to be a dryer run, gets something of a mess on his sheets.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: [20/m] Not sure if she [19/f] is interested in me anymore, how should I advance?
POST: Some background info will probably help. So I have met this girl back in November but I have been so busy that I didn't have time to get to know her better. In March this year I have finally ... | Met a girl, though she was interested in me now that I talk to her on fb it doesn't seem that way. <|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice
TITLE: My boyfriend [19/m] and I [19/f] have a pretty big difference in values, and I'm not sure if we should break up
POST: My boyfriend and I (who have been dating for over three years) go to different colleges, 4 hours away from each other. He's been getting really involved in his ... | Boyfriend got extra religious, is cutting off "physical" aspect of our relationship- should I just go with it?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me[20M] with my coworker [20F] a few weeks, was it inevitable?
POST: I've been seeing this coworker of mine for the past few weeks. A week or so ago I told her I had feelings for her and was interested in her, and she said the feeling was mutual.
We hung out almost every night sinc... | Hung out with a girl, made out with said girl, told girl I wanted her to be my girlfriend, she doesn't want anything serious. Did I screw it up?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by releasing The Kraken
POST: This fuck up actually happened last night, but we all know that doesn't really matter.
So I am a college freshman who was bored last night and decided it would be a good idea to drink my stashed rum and play video games. This particular rum was The Kraken, ... | Thought I wasn't a lightweight, blacked out, puked all over bed, and have no money to wash everything.<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: Me [18 M] with my girlfriend [17 F] of a 16 months aren't similar anymore
POST: Me and my girlfriend have been dating on and off for the last 5 years, we started way to early but we somehow end up together again every time. We've broken up 4 times and gotten together 5, this time for... | Me and my girlfriend have grown apart and now I think I found someone better suited for me. How long (if at all) do I try and fix a long term relationship and not just go for this new girl?<|endoftext|> |
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships
TITLE: I [20 M] am scared of commitment, and it is hurting my relationship with my girlfriend [19 F]
POST: I began dating my girlfriend much earlier this year. I had a few casual relationships, and in a college setting, was not looking for anything serious. But then I met my girlfriend.
I ... | My fear of commitment has made me feel like I cannot be comfortable in my relationship, despite how strongly I feel for my SO.<|endoftext|> |
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