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if you dont fucken hit escape i will call satan on you!!!
fuck the dead!
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Oral roberts is the anti-christ!!!
oh and remember: this has been a fucken parody from thomas fucken
covenant and double fucken helix. Call Thieve's World, the last
bastion of free thought: 616-344-2718.
"Whaddya mean I don't believe in God? ... I talk to him every day!"
==Phrack Inc.==
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #5 of 10
Phreaks In Verse!
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By
Sir Francis Drake And Aiken Drum
Welcome to this file,
We hope you will spend a while,
With us today.
Perhaps you will be enlightened, in a way.
This file is about phreaks,
And hacks. We have spent weeks
writing about people in verse.
You can pick who is worse,
Our poetry or them.
We mean no insult,
And we hope as a result
No on will kill us.
'Cause we wouldn't like that OK?
Shooting Shark
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His name is Shark,
He thinks UNIX is a lark.
He can even log people out!
(The legality of this we doubt)
He looks like Robin Williams.
And maby he'll make millions
Writing UNIX software!
(Wolf will tell him what to wear.)
Oryan QUEST (Agent Orange)
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Oh! Poor Oryan QUEST!
Many call him a pest.
"Stan", they cry,
"Why do you lie?"
The color of his car keeps changing,
Perhaps its because I'm aging,
But even if my brain is weak
I know he said his car was RED last week,
But today he said BLUE!
Tell me the truth Stan, please do.
But he knows quite a bit,
And if he dosn't throw a fit,
He can be an OK guy.
Lex Luthor
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His real name is funny,
(And it isn't Bunny)
But a joke he is not,
He knows a hell of alot.
Of phreaks, and hacks, and little blue box.
Hes head of LODH, a club that rocks.
He's a secretive guy,
But I think we all know why.
(He even made me change this poem,
Oh well. I owed him.)
And no he dosn't sound like Yogi Bear
No matter what Bill may dare
to say.
Knight Lightning
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