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if you dont fucken hit escape i will call satan on you!!! |
fuck the dead! |
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Oral roberts is the anti-christ!!! |
oh and remember: this has been a fucken parody from thomas fucken |
covenant and double fucken helix. Call Thieve's World, the last |
bastion of free thought: 616-344-2718. |
"Whaddya mean I don't believe in God? ... I talk to him every day!" |
==Phrack Inc.== |
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #5 of 10 |
Phreaks In Verse! |
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By |
Sir Francis Drake And Aiken Drum |
Welcome to this file, |
We hope you will spend a while, |
With us today. |
Perhaps you will be enlightened, in a way. |
This file is about phreaks, |
And hacks. We have spent weeks |
writing about people in verse. |
You can pick who is worse, |
Our poetry or them. |
We mean no insult, |
And we hope as a result |
No on will kill us. |
'Cause we wouldn't like that OK? |
Shooting Shark |
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His name is Shark, |
He thinks UNIX is a lark. |
He can even log people out! |
(The legality of this we doubt) |
He looks like Robin Williams. |
And maby he'll make millions |
Writing UNIX software! |
(Wolf will tell him what to wear.) |
Oryan QUEST (Agent Orange) |
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Oh! Poor Oryan QUEST! |
Many call him a pest. |
"Stan", they cry, |
"Why do you lie?" |
The color of his car keeps changing, |
Perhaps its because I'm aging, |
But even if my brain is weak |
I know he said his car was RED last week, |
But today he said BLUE! |
Tell me the truth Stan, please do. |
But he knows quite a bit, |
And if he dosn't throw a fit, |
He can be an OK guy. |
Lex Luthor |
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His real name is funny, |
(And it isn't Bunny) |
But a joke he is not, |
He knows a hell of alot. |
Of phreaks, and hacks, and little blue box. |
Hes head of LODH, a club that rocks. |
He's a secretive guy, |
But I think we all know why. |
(He even made me change this poem, |
Oh well. I owed him.) |
And no he dosn't sound like Yogi Bear |
No matter what Bill may dare |
to say. |
Knight Lightning |
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