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Knight Lighting likes dots, *'s, and slashes.
He sits at the CRT so long he gets rashes.
Making those NEAT title screens
Is the thrill of his teens!
But we all think he's a swell guy,
'Cause he gives everything a try.
Silver Spy
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Silver Spy!
He's a conservative guy.
He runs a elite BBS-- Catch-22.
It dosn't get many posts, boo-hoo.
But what other board can you see,
Limericks when you log on...tee-hee.
Bill From RNOC
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Bill from RNOC
Is from New Yawrk.
Smarter than the average phreak,
His opinions are not meak.
He designs PBX's for fun,
But he needs to spend more time in the sun.
Soon you will see,
Bill working for NT. (*NT is Northern Telecom for you stupid people*)
Taran King
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What a terrific guy is Taran King,
Working on Phrack and runing MSP is his thing.
He's a bit redneckish;
(he won't admit he has a homosexual fetish.)
But of the phreak community he is a piller,
And without him we would wither.
And if I keep patting his back,
Maby he'll put this file in Prack.
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Oh no! I fear
The end of the file is here.
This file, about all these people who are ELITE,
Can be followed by one word...DELETE.
sfd
==Phrack Inc.==
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #6 of 10
R.A.G.
Rodents Are Gay
Starring Codes Master
Welcome to the first and last issue of R.A.G. This month we will feature a
nauseating article about this months feature idiot - Codes Master. Remember,
this file is not for you people with weak stomachs and parental discretion
is advised. Rated R (for rodent).
First, a little introduction. The purpose of R.A.G. is to seek out and
destroy potential idiots, assholes and posers. Obviously Codes fits into all
these catagorys. We obtained a taped interview with Codes at his home in
Mickey, Mississipi, and was able to get a few truths revealed. Here is a
small transcript of the interview. "ME" is the interviewer, "HIM" is Codes.
ME: Nice place you have here. I see your into art. Ah, thats an interesting
peice there. What do you call it?
HIM: Thanks. Thats called, "Mickey's Rat Trap". It shows the valiant Mickey
cleverly stealing the cheese from the trap without setting it off.
Actually, it was quite a bargain, and cost me mere $250.
ME: Thats interesting. You seem to have an obsession with Mickey Mouse and
other rodents (looking around I see portraits of Mighty Mouse, Jerry,
Speedy and others).
HIM: Its just one of my hobbys.
ME: Okay, anyway, on with the interview. We understand that you consider
yourself, and I quote, "an expert on Primos". But we have seen
conflicting views when it comes to the truth of this. Alot of people
seem to think you don't know anything, and what you do know has been
learned in a very short period of time. Is there any truth to this?
HIM: Uh, would you like something to drink? Some treats perhaps? I have
some excellent chees......
ME: No thank you. Back to the question, are you really a Prime expert?
HIM: Well, I, uh...I guess you could say that. Have you ever read my Prime...
ME: No I havent. Sources tell me that you have claimed you had system access
on the Henco Prime on Telenet. But my sources know for a fact that you
haven't. Is there any truth to this?
HIM: Well, no...