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ME: Thats what I thought. Also, I would like to bring up the little war
between you and Evil Jay. You have claimed that the reason you didn't
see eye-to-eye was because both of you were working on seperate versions.
Yet, we both know that aside from versions lower than 19 there are
not too many changes so we really dont understand your comment.
HIM: What kind of interview is...
ME: We also understand that you posted a message on Phantasie Realm that
contained the, and I quote, "new 617 Cosmos dialups". Yet these dialups
have been around for years and died more than a month before your post.
Any comments, Codes?
HIM: I....
ME: Okay, how about your "Real Hackers, Phreakers and Trashers Guide".
You made some interesting comments on there, such as, "Real phreaks are
mostly pirates" and "Real phreaks dont have handles like Mr Phreak".
You obviously didn't take a look at your own handle, but we will skip
that little misunderstanding. The thing we find curious about the file
was that it was written in January of this year (1987). At this time, you
were a member on some respectful systems, such as Shadowspawn. What we
cant understand is why a phreak, who is on some pretty good boards, would
write such a rodentish file. Comments?
HIM: You know how I feel about rodents. (HE glances fondly at Mickey portrait)
ME: I see. How long have you been hacking a phreaking?
HIM: Uh, about a year or les...
ME: I see. Is it true you were an infamous TMC code poster last summer,
sometimes posting up to 30 TMC codes per message, but never anything else?
HIM: HEY, NOW WAI...
ME: I see. Isn't it true that the majority of your posts since you have been
accepted on some major boards, have been advertisments for your somewhat
faulty Prime hacking files?
HIM: You have to advertise nowadays to get any recognition for anything.
You know?1
ME: Well, isn't that special. We got a chance to see your application to
Atlantis, and noticed that you said you had experience with Vax/VMS, RSTS
and some other operating systems. But close sources who know you well
tell us this is a lie, and if you did know anything its probably how to
get a directory, chat with a user and other general crap. Is this true?
HIM: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INTERV...
ME: Well thats about it for today. Thanks alot Codes Master. May the force
be with you.
HIM: WAIT A...(He starts to grab the interviewer...to Codes amazement, a mask
falls off and...)
HIM: EVIL JAY?!?!1
ME: Thats right! We have you on tape now buddy. Your life is ruined...
The rest is to graphically violent to show here. But Jay emerged unscathed
to hand us the copy of this interview. Codes was last seen walking towards
Katheryn Hamilton Mental Center and had no comment.
So, we have unraveled the mysterys of one of the greatest posers of our
time and exposed the man to what he really was all the time. A mouse.
A fiendish poser, seeking to infilterate the higher levels of hacking and
phreaking, for his own greedy amusement. Everything in this article was
true, and we advise sysops to think twice about admitting Codes "Mighty
Mouse" Master on your bulletin board system. Thank you and have a nice day.
-Tom
==Phrack Inc.==
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #7 of 10
ARE YOU A PHONE GEEK???
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Take this simple test to find out! A word of caution however...This file
is not a measurement of your intelligence or sex appeal. Read on at your own
risk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simply answer the following questions completely and truthfully.
1: You are out on a date with an amazing looking chick. You are at a drive
in and notice that she is getting rather hot. She wraps her arms around you
and lets you know she means business by her passionate pelvic thrusts. However,
you lose concentration when you notice a Bell truck has pulled in next to you,
and the driver is asleep (boring movie). What do you do???
A: Push your girlfriend away and sneak out the door quietly, in hopes of
scoring on countless hard to get goodies such as lineman's tools, test sets,
manuals, and telephone numbers to engineer.
B: Give her the end of a soda bottle and tell her you'll be right back.
C: Ignore the silly Bell truck and continue with your date.
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2: You are in the middle of town. It is cold and raining. You have sneaked
out of your house to the local fortress to conduct some experiments.
When making a call to your fave LDS, you hear an MF routing! What do you do?
A: Continue your call as normal, making a mental note of the occurrence.
B: Quickly hang up and repeat the procedure in the same fashion, in hopes
of getting the routing again, so you may memorize it and post about it.