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C: Talk in whispers and glance over your shoulder for Bell security and FBI
vans coming your way.
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3: You are in your school's office for disruptive behavior and notice that
they're having some difficulties with call completion. What do you do?
A: You jump up and investigate the source of the problem, calling various
test numbers while you're at it, performing a full battery of tests upon the
line.
B: You grab the phone and dial the repair service, going into a long
technical discussion on bandwidth limitation properties upon PBX type systems.
C: You don't give a fuck and let the bastards figure it out for themselves
since they're the ones who are punishing you for pissing in the corner of the
study hall.
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4: You've had a little too much to drink and aren't driving well. Suddenly,
a telephone pole appears in front of your car. You have a head on collision.
You feel blood dripping from the gash in your forehead. What do you do?
A: You climb out of your smashed car and decide to climb the pole and
investigate the aerial distribution box for possible notes left by linemen.
B: You whip out your notebook and take note that there is a can up there
and put the note away for future reference. You then go to the hospital.
C: You wail in dismay that you might have forgotten your new codes in the
trauma.
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5: You are on your favorite BBS when you see some loser asking questions
about tracing. What do you do?
A: You ignore the question because you're too elite.
B: You rag the user on every sub boaoard and in mail because ESS DOES
trace you when you make too many calls to the same number.
C: You leave the user twelve pages cpied directly from a manual about
the call trace procedure along with some personal comments on how Bell puts
DNR's on lines if the words 'phreak', 'hack' or 'code' is spoken over it.
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6: Your mom picks up the phone during a conference and overhears someone
harassing a DA supervisor. Later she asks you about it. What do you do?
A: Say 'Mom, I know you're not going to believe this, but there's a new
company that connects you to a pre-recorded phone conversation for a nominal
users fee.'
B: Say you don't know who it was but then contradict yourself later by
talking about how neat it was to hear Pee Wee abuse a DA supervisor.
C: Get violently sick and leave the room.
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7: You have a little static on your telephone line. What do you do?
A: You call up your CO and lodge a formal complaint, branding the personnel
as lazy, inefficient, and decadent, telling them how much of a better job a
true telecom buff like yourself could do.
B: Call your local tone sweep to see if Bell is tracing your line.
C: Hide under your bed until further notice.
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8: Your CO is having open house. You plan to go with all enthusiasm, when
you hear that Cindy, whose body measurements are 36-24-36, is having a 20 keg
party with no cover charge. Cindy has expressed deep lust for you within recent
weeks. What do you do?
A: Telephone Cindy covertly from your CO where you are taking the tour and
tell her you're sorry, you can't make it, but you have some great new numbers.
B: Dress in a ninja suit and sneak into your CO through a window.
C: Rush straight to Cindy's to find out that her new 6 foot 10 boyfriend
is supervising the fun and games.
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9: You go to a shopping mall where there is a demonstration on a new AT&T
phone. The speaker mentions telephone switching for a brief moment. What do
you do?
A: Run to the nearest restroom and relieve the tension in your bladder.
B: Push your way to the front of the crowd of telephone illiterates and
begin a heated debate on switching systems and analog to digital conversion.
C: Whip out your note pad and remove pencil from behind ear to take notes.
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10: You wake up in the morning. What do you do?
A: Forage into your box of trash for interesting tidbits that you may have
missed last night.