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C: Talk in whispers and glance over your shoulder for Bell security and FBI |
vans coming your way. |
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3: You are in your school's office for disruptive behavior and notice that |
they're having some difficulties with call completion. What do you do? |
A: You jump up and investigate the source of the problem, calling various |
test numbers while you're at it, performing a full battery of tests upon the |
line. |
B: You grab the phone and dial the repair service, going into a long |
technical discussion on bandwidth limitation properties upon PBX type systems. |
C: You don't give a fuck and let the bastards figure it out for themselves |
since they're the ones who are punishing you for pissing in the corner of the |
study hall. |
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4: You've had a little too much to drink and aren't driving well. Suddenly, |
a telephone pole appears in front of your car. You have a head on collision. |
You feel blood dripping from the gash in your forehead. What do you do? |
A: You climb out of your smashed car and decide to climb the pole and |
investigate the aerial distribution box for possible notes left by linemen. |
B: You whip out your notebook and take note that there is a can up there |
and put the note away for future reference. You then go to the hospital. |
C: You wail in dismay that you might have forgotten your new codes in the |
trauma. |
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5: You are on your favorite BBS when you see some loser asking questions |
about tracing. What do you do? |
A: You ignore the question because you're too elite. |
B: You rag the user on every sub boaoard and in mail because ESS DOES |
trace you when you make too many calls to the same number. |
C: You leave the user twelve pages cpied directly from a manual about |
the call trace procedure along with some personal comments on how Bell puts |
DNR's on lines if the words 'phreak', 'hack' or 'code' is spoken over it. |
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6: Your mom picks up the phone during a conference and overhears someone |
harassing a DA supervisor. Later she asks you about it. What do you do? |
A: Say 'Mom, I know you're not going to believe this, but there's a new |
company that connects you to a pre-recorded phone conversation for a nominal |
users fee.' |
B: Say you don't know who it was but then contradict yourself later by |
talking about how neat it was to hear Pee Wee abuse a DA supervisor. |
C: Get violently sick and leave the room. |
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7: You have a little static on your telephone line. What do you do? |
A: You call up your CO and lodge a formal complaint, branding the personnel |
as lazy, inefficient, and decadent, telling them how much of a better job a |
true telecom buff like yourself could do. |
B: Call your local tone sweep to see if Bell is tracing your line. |
C: Hide under your bed until further notice. |
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8: Your CO is having open house. You plan to go with all enthusiasm, when |
you hear that Cindy, whose body measurements are 36-24-36, is having a 20 keg |
party with no cover charge. Cindy has expressed deep lust for you within recent |
weeks. What do you do? |
A: Telephone Cindy covertly from your CO where you are taking the tour and |
tell her you're sorry, you can't make it, but you have some great new numbers. |
B: Dress in a ninja suit and sneak into your CO through a window. |
C: Rush straight to Cindy's to find out that her new 6 foot 10 boyfriend |
is supervising the fun and games. |
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9: You go to a shopping mall where there is a demonstration on a new AT&T |
phone. The speaker mentions telephone switching for a brief moment. What do |
you do? |
A: Run to the nearest restroom and relieve the tension in your bladder. |
B: Push your way to the front of the crowd of telephone illiterates and |
begin a heated debate on switching systems and analog to digital conversion. |
C: Whip out your note pad and remove pencil from behind ear to take notes. |
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10: You wake up in the morning. What do you do? |
A: Forage into your box of trash for interesting tidbits that you may have |
missed last night. |
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