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==Phrack Inc.==
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #9 of 10
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Welcome to "The Best of Sexy-Exy", a conglomoration of
rags/insults that have been gathered over the past year or
so. All rags are original and are the creation of my genius
mind. I think that this installment is appropriate for the
13th issue of PHRACK.
NO rags are to be taken seriously, they are merely for
entertainment.
There have been events beyond my control during the
process of writing this file, they are enclosed in "**".
Thank you.
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"Doc Holiday: The man, The myth, The Loze"
Doc Holiday is a man of many diverse talents. I think it's
my place to let the whole world know just how much of a
mental giant he is.
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First, let's discuss how he manages to engineer the toughest
of AT&T's network men. Here is a typical conversation
between Doc and AT&T. I will interject my comments in
between the brackets [ and ]. Doc will be represented by a
DH.
<RING>
AT&T: Hello, AT&T directory assistance, may I help you?
[Boy, this guy is a REAL powerhouse to engineer,
think MAYBE Doc will be able to get anything from
him?]
DH: Hi, this is Pee Wee Herman from Illiois Bell, DA waste
removal. I am having a problem connecting an inter-
office call, do you think you could give me the number
to the SCC in area code 201?
[Gee, he picked a REAL important reason to call didn't
he?]
AT&T: Well, sir, I don't think I can do that, I can give
you the number for the business office, maybe they can
help you. (AT&T thinks: bahehahhe, stupid kid).
<RING>
NJ BELL: Hello, New Jersey Bell, all operaters are busy now,
please hold, and your call will taken in turn.
DH: Ho hum...[unzips his pants]
NJ BELL: [Elevator music]
DH: ahhhhh...[Doc, why is your left hand having spasms?]
NJ BELL: Hello, New Jersey Bell, this is Susan.
DH: Uh, yeah, hold on a sec...[wiping away the fluid from
reciever.]
DH: Uh yeah, this is Dick Little, from Illinois Bell, I was
wondering if you could give me your 201 CN/A?
[Uh, Doc, hate to break this to you, but 201 has
no CN/A.]
NJ BELL: Uh yeah, hold on...
[NJ BELL: Must be one of those trainees, they have
to get because of affirmative action.]
NJ BELL: I'm sorry, I can't give you that number.
DH: Well, here in this small town, it's kinda hard to get
around, so could you please give me someone I can refer
to?
[At this time, Doc's dog wanders into his room, and
begins to bark and snarl and generally acts like
Doc's mom.]
DH: Uh, y'know, this town is SO small, you can hear the dog
barking across the street. [Wow, fast thinker]
DH: I'm not used to this small town, I'm used to a big city.
NJ BELL: Oh, what town are you in?
DH: Uh, it's this little town outside Illinois.
[Hmm, he's supposed to be from Illinois Bell but he is
not in Illinois? WHAT AN ENGINEER!!!]
NJ BELL: Oh, is that so. [NJ BELL: Damn kid should at least
know his geography.]