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<user> ay perdon... saliste mas cabron k yo!! wait jk | <user> oh shit... you're way more badass than me !! wait joke |
<user> pff escuche un pedo? :d haha naww todavia no ah nasido el k me lo calme nomas k im taking a break!! lol | <user> pff did i hear a fart ? :d haha nah it hasn't been born yet , the one who can calm me down . i'm just taking a break ! lol |
<user> (s) egun? lol no ay problema hombres ay muchos;) haha and which day? tu guey yo no.. lmao | <user> How's it going ? lol no problem guys there are plenty ; ) haha and which day ? You're the man , I'm not .. haha |
<user> stupid.. i think u do sometimes!! :o ya se por quien tmb... lol | <user> stupid.. i think you do sometimes too!! :o i know who else... lol |
<user> lmao your already know k soy experta en eso!! ha | <user> lmao you already know I'm a pro at that!! ha |
<user> haha for reals.. its my drug.. nah pero it gets me hyper! -.- idk why? i think is the sweet tea.. lol toy bn loca! | <user> haha for real , it's my drug . nah pero it makes me hyper ! -.- i have no idea why ? i think it's the sweet tea .. lol i'm gonna go crazy ! |
no rosca de reyes for mi this year!! :/ | no king cake for me this year ! : / |
<user> lmao im telling u, siempre pensamos lo mismo!! :o thatd weird tho | <user> lmao i'm telling you , we always think alike ! That'd freakish . |
pues toma pa k te enamore, more, more ehh;) | Well , take this so you fall in love with me , more , more eh ; ) . |
<user> i know bitch you disappear out of the no where?? k pasa contigo!!! | <user> I know, bitch, you disappear out of the blue ?! What's up with you !? |
ughh!!!! oh well, i guess fresh start from now on!! 2013 was absolutely a shitty ass year! acabo como tuvo k acabar... | ughh!!!! oh well, i guess fresh start from now on!! 2013 was absolutely a shitty year! it ended up like it had to... |
<user> alreadyyy!!! which gym do you go to? i need to start working out asap me toy poniendo toa gorda. lol | <user> alreadyyy!!! which gym do you go to? i need to start working out asap i'm getting fat . lol |
buen dia mi gente! ya listos for the new year!!!:) | Good morning my people! Are you ready for the new year!!!:) |
<user> you always give good advices, i hope u take em yourself too!! glad to hear from you menso, como as estado? | <user> you always give good advice , hope you actually follow them too !! good to hear from you dummy , how have you been ? |
si antes no le pedi nada a nadie ahora menos, all i need is my family!:) | If I never asked anyone for anything before , I sure won't now . All I need is my family ! :) |
las hermanas uresti's resivimos mk for christmas!!! ya saven k nos gusta lo bueno!;) | The Uresti sisters received an MK for Christmas !!! You know we like the good stuff ! ; ) |
when your bf doesnt like your new hair.. nimodo se chingo lmao :d | when your boyfriend doesn't like your new hair .. shit happens lmao :d |
"i heard a saying k ""mientras el hombre esconde a su amante, la mujer lo presenta como amigo?"" sera sierto.. lol" | "I heard a saying that 'while men hide their mistresses , women introduce them as friends' . Is it true ? Lol" |
<user> uff girl those are old news... pense k ya savias? | <user> uff girl those are old news... I thought you knew already ? |
at the end of the day me kedo con el k me conviene, me sigues?;) | At the end of the day , I'll stick with who benefits me , are you following me ? ; ) |
<user> um im going bar hopping y luego vice con alguien por ay#! :d | <user> um i'm going pub crawling and then vice versa with someone around here #! :d |
el riesgo siempre es grande and at the end it happens what u always expected! :o | The risk is always high and in the end , what you always expected happens ! :o |
<user> its leon not pachuca.. pachuca no llega ni a la liguilla | <user> it's León not Pachuca . Pachuca doesn't even make it to the playoffs . |
<user> no se... havent had the chance, you should go tho its pretty! but it gets old too | <user> don't know ... i haven't had the chance , you should go though it's pretty ! but it gets old too . |
oh hell... pues a dormir!!! | oh hell... well then off to sleep! |
el ruido de tus zapatos- la arrolladora omg thats my song!! | The noise from your shoes - La Arrolladora omg that's my song!! |
im exhausted.. its been a really long day! a dormir. | I'm exhausted . It's been a really long day ! Off to sleep . |
holy snap im falling asleep and im not even half way done :/ no bueno.. i hate reading. -__- procrastinationatitsbest | Holy snap , I'm falling asleep and I'm not even halfway done :/ No bueno .. I hate reading . Procrastination at its finest ! |
<user> haha no podras tu.. lol yo ni tomo | <user> haha you can't , I don't drink . |
<user> no nomas te sientes nando, asi estas.. lol jkjk no t creas | <user> you're not just feeling it , you actually are like that .. lol lol don't believe yourself |
ay si ahora resulta k todos le ban al leon? haha pobres mediocres. lmao y a los k les kede el sako k se lo pongan! | Oh really now , turns out everyone's a Lions fan eh ? haha Losers . And if the jacket fits , wear it ! LOL ! |
<user> haha yeah it is, tell me about it.. si yo digo algo siempre me lleban la contraria i hate it! -_- | <user> haha yeah it is, tell me about it . If I say something people always disagree with me , I hate it ! -_- |
<user> haha eso si.. lol | <user> haha that's true . lol |
<user> lmao shut up loser!! nomas un pokito! :d | <user> lmao shut up loser!! just a little bit! :d |
<user> no me lebante ahorita cuz i felt como si me kemara por dentro! :o then i started getting all red, i think im allergic a algo | <user> I didn't get up right now cause I felt like I was burning from the inside ! :o Then I started getting all red , I think I'm allergic to something . |
<user> hhaha con mucho gutso te doy lo que quieras cx, prefieras a los canelos o los tigres xd haha | <user> hhaha with lots of guts I'll give u whatever u want cx , do u prefer canelos or los tigres xd haha |
<user> jajajjaja fine i'll stop :p or not :p buajajja | <user> haha okay i'll stop :p or not :p boo hoo hoo :D :P |
the new nismo is firme | The new Nismo is so cool. |
<user> no te creas lol, u enjoy cardio lol? | <user> Don't kid yourself lol, do you actually enjoy cardio lol? |
<user> sea notado lolol, it's easier if you don't give. a'fuck | <user> let it be known lolol , it's easier if you don't give a fuck . |
<user> arroz! lol umm idk i'm to high pa contarte algo lmao | <user> rice ! lol i'm too stoned to tell you something lmao |
<user> ahhaa aver que quieres que te cuente lol | <user> ahhaa let's see what story you want me to tell you lol |
<user> laying down watching tv haha wbu? quiero comer pero no me quiero levanter | <user> laying down watching tv haha wbu? I want to eat but I don't want to get up |
<user> lol ni dinero tengo pa comida orita voy a friar unos huevos con papa y chile | <user> lol i don't have money for food right now i'm frying some eggs with potatoes and chile peppers |
been wanting to hit bunch a lunch desde cuando | I've been wanting to hit up a lot of lunches for a while now. |
<user> aight but desde orita te digo que me voy a enmarigunar y atacar los tacos | <user> aight but I'm telling you right now I'm gonna go get some tacos and get wasted |
<user> they got him once before, he walked rite out of puente grande y si lo hace otra ves | <user> They got him once before, he walked right out of Puente Grande and if he does it again . |
<user> pues claro es puro no tiene corte, damm if anything they'll think your making meth lmao xd | <user> of course it's all pure stuff , damn if anything they'll think you're cooking meth lmao xd |
<user> there fhkn bomb huh!!! aun que sea comida pobre todavia me encantar lol haha don't worry i still get results lolol | <user> there fhkn bomb huh!!! even if it's poor people's food i still love it lol haha don't worry i still get results lolol |
<user> lmao omfgahhhh enserio cres eso , por que fumo bastante? y eso que tiene que ver haha!!!! | <user> lmao omfgahhhh do you really think that , because I smoke a lot ? what does that have to do with anything haha ! |
<user> no te creas lol sera bueno? lol | <user> Don't believe it lol would it be good lol? |
<user> yeah it's runs igual al 10 but idk where you would get off >.< | <user> yeah it runs like the 10 but I don't know where you would get off . |
<user> quiero ver lol, the old ones not so much haha | <user> I want to watch LOL , the old ones not so much haha |
<user> hace la lucha lol bike it 2x the workout lmao | <user> do the struggle lol bike it twice the workout lmao |
<user> lmao ni sabes ill make money just cuz i have money | <user> lmao you don't know , i'll make cash just because i have moolah . |
<user> no pos wow, fuhk the <user> tmbim a los heats | <user> no damn wow , fuck the <user> too damn heats . |
<user> lmao maybe , tbh i cann't pick just one state cuz cada quien tiene sus premios lmao xd | <user> lmao maybe , to be honest i can't pick just one state because cada who has their own prizes lmao xd |
<user> las que me llaman feo lmao , mexicanas of course!! the sexiest people lolol | <user> the ones calling me ugly lmao , of course Mexican ! The most sexiest people haha |
<user> ahh cabron y que tipo de dieta tenías antes o que, soo this means even less cheat days for you? | <user> ah damn and what kind of diet were you on before or what , so this means even less cheat days for you ? |
<user> ni si fuera chloro pa manchar lmao , nah i'd rather make it at home | <user> not even if I was chlorine would I stain lmao , nah I'd rather make it at home |
<user> lmao xfin huh , what colleges did you apply too? | <user> lmao finally , what universities did you apply to? |
<user> lol en serio id rather be high | <user> lol for real , I'd rather be high . |
<user> ahh como no? my sister keeper doesn't even spin manly lmao, tienes razon!!, him and channing tatum are like everyone's | <user> ahh how come ? my sister's keeper doesn't even spin manly lmao , you're right !! they're like everyone's , him and Channing Tatum . |
<user> lmao you don't need me to look dumb , tss ni te nojes lol | <user> lmao you don't need me to look dumb , nah homie don't do that lol |
man stfu si no quiero ir no voy | man shut the fuck up if i don't want to go i won't go |
<user> you plan on attending college?, that good get ur shit together xque si esta cabron la cosa | <user> Are you planning on going to university? Getting your shit together is a good idea because it's a tough thing . |
<user> idk mariscos are bomb!!!, ceviche de pescado is good also but i'd rather munch on some shrimp tacos lol | <user> I have no idea , seafood is so good !!! Fish ceviche is also delicious , but I'd rather snack on some shrimp tacos haha |
<user> lol la hambre mata , you want choclate marshmallows ice cream pizza pozole enchiladas milkshakes and such | <user> lol hunger kills , do you want chocolate marshmallow ice cream pizza pozole enchiladas milkshakes and such |
<user> haha me acompañas mujer ?, i cann't rember when was the last time i went lol | <user> haha will you join me woman ?, I can't remember the last time I went out lol |
<user> haha no era obvio , i wanna go to one of there concerts i heard it craacks | <user> haha it wasn't obvious , I want to go to one of their concerts I've heard it's lit . |
<user> es muy talentoso el amigo i like cypress hill too!! | <user> my friend is very talented ! I like cypress hill too !! |
fuhk hopefully do se hace | fuck hopefully it gets done |
<user> enserio there is some caga palo ass drivers out there lol | <user> seriously , some shitty drivers out there lol |
<user> lol si te la creo lol, i like los tiros peck jaja | <user> lol I believe you lol , I like the peck shots haha |
catch me at pescuesos subiendo el avion | You'll find me at the airport , getting on the plane . |
<user> lmao ima try and grow it out for the rest of the year then ima cut it down voy aparescer lumberjack by july | <user> lmao I'm going to try and let it grow for the rest of the year then I'm gonna cut it short I'll look like a lumberjack by July |
firme ass workout with the primo <user> | Intense ass workout with the cousin <user> |
<user> lechuga ravanos revanadas de jitomate lo que te da la gana lmao, i still enjoy <user> more than anything tho | <user> lettuce , radishes , tomato slices whatever the fuck you want lmao , but i still enjoy <user> 's company more than anything though . |
or some shrimp tacos de baja | or some shrimp tacos from the lower part of the country |
<user> don't tripas carnitas i rember when i used to grow mustaches like that would look firme now everything connects all dark :( | <user> Don't trip, carnitas. I remember when I used to grow mustaches like that, it would look firm. Now everything's connected, all dark:( |
<user> lmao que suerte xd, she liked all your pics too? | <user> lmao you're so lucky xd, she liked all your photos too? |
<user> all firme, i like going to best buds for dubbys they always hook it up gacho lol | <user> all good , i like going to best buds for dubs they always hook it up hard core lol |
<user> do me a paro yeah? get me a remix gram? i got the diego | <user> Can you do me a solid and pick up a Remix gram for me? I've got the cash. |
<user> ill hyu cuando pues lol cx | <user> I'll see you when lol cx |
<user> lol pero enserio , lmaoo | <user> lol but for real , lmaoo |
got the ranfla waiting perro | got the car waiting dog |
<user> lol x que what school you go to or?? | <user> lol why what school do you go to or?? |
<user> no lol college , el este de los angeles | <user> no lol college , the east side of LA . |
<user> don't chase someone que no te quiere, alcavo que son mas los que vegan que los que van | <user> don't chase after someone who doesn't want you , there are more people coming than the ones who are going . |
<user> you've been knowing that tho lmao , that's firme!! sick fortunada haaha | <user> you've known that shit for real though , that's solid as fuck lucky bitch haaha |
<user> lol it's cuz cada ves que te miro te ves mas y mas guapa , ni cuenta me doy si comes o no lol | <user> lol it's because every time I look at you , you look more and more beautiful , I don't even notice if you eat or not lol |
<user> loco por ti haha no shit i ment like during the day, have a cheat week | <user> crazy about you haha no shit i meant like during the day , have a cheat week |
<user> you might feel a bit secluded but it's defiantly for the best, no one needs to know everything you do, ni si fueran tus padres | <user> you might feel a bit disconnected but it's definitely for the best, no one needs to know everything you do, not even if they were your parents |
<user> lol foreals huh idk a mi me gusta cuando llueve!!! haha | <user> lol for real though , I don't know , I actually love the rain !!! haha |
<user> ikr lol idk i donyt live half the shit on the radio me gusta mas los corridos viejos | <user> I know right , lol I don't understand half the stuff on the radio , I like the old corridos better . |
mira que cochino con este número u firme tho | Look how dirty this place is with this number , no signature though . |
<user> de nada frutada , can i visit you tonite? i'm free all day haha | <user> no problem fruity , can i come over tonight ? i'm free all night haha |
<user> all offendida te dije que no aguantas lmao | <user> all offended I told you you can't handle it lmao |
<user> hahaa fuhk you to te doy algo pa que jales cabrona | <user> hahaa fuck you , I'll give you something to work hard , bitch . |
<user> pound on a cold 40 y se te quita lol | <user> pound on a cold 40 and you'll feel better lol |
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