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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346595858 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z8awp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 37 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z8awp/tifu_by_almost_blinding_myself_with_hydrochloric/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413610746 | 233 | None | {} | I work at a local pool during the summer. We have a toilet bowl cleaner (Misty Bolex) that is 23% hydrochloric acid. It's fairly strong. If you do so much as drip the diluted stuff that's in the toilet bowl onto your foot, you better be near a water faucet or you're gonna have a nice burn. We're probably not the smarte... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by almost blinding myself with hydrochloric acid | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z8awp/tifu_by_almost_blinding_myself_with_hydrochloric/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | verbotits | null | None | null | null | null | 1346576191 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z82y3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 67 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z82y3/tifu_by_askingpestering_a_friend_to_see_her_boobs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413611061 | 51 | None | {} | I, after a dare by some friends, texted a female friend to show me her boobs. It started out as a joke and we even hung out later in the day, but I just keep pushing to try to actually get a picture.
There'd been a little bit of a history between the two of us and we tend to flirt around a lot, but she's not single an... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by asking/pestering a friend to see her boobs | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z82y3/tifu_by_askingpestering_a_friend_to_see_her_boobs/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hotforhautbois | null | None | null | null | null | 1346568918 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346604473 | 0 | null | null | z7ztt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z7ztt/tifu_and_have_no_menstrual_products/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413611177 | 35 | None | {} | Gross, right? It gets worse!
So I use a Diva cup, for those of you unfamiliar, its an alternative to pads/tampons and is a great deal cleaner and less gross. You wash and re-use it, so its frugal, too. You don't have to buy a new one for a year or two. Awesome for my broke college student self.
So I took a shower in... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and have no menstrual products. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z7ztt/tifu_and_have_no_menstrual_products/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Specialcat | null | None | null | null | null | 1346564392 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z7x97 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z7x97/tifu_by_not_reading_a_message_from_my_mobile/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413611286 | 21 | None | {} | TIFU by not reading a message from my mobile provider properly. The message said I had used 25% of my usage value and 100% of my data value.. I however, just read the first line about only using 25% of my usage and I just continued to browse reddit. Now my phone bill is over $300! :( | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not reading a message from my mobile provider properly | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z7x97/tifu_by_not_reading_a_message_from_my_mobile/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RedditUser88 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346561628 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z7vf6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z7vf6/tifu_by_getting_myself_and_my_date_a_ticket_each/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413611362 | 0 | None | {} | So I went on a date tonight. I know I can't believe it either!!! We mainly wanted to go out for drinks so we went to a local pub. Drank for a while. Feelsgoodman.jpeg. we take off. She says we should continue the party somewhere else. Stop at convinience store. Buy more beer. Drive around until somehow we end up on som... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting myself and my date a ticket each for 'open container in a motor vehicle' FML | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z7vf6/tifu_by_getting_myself_and_my_date_a_ticket_each/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Daedari | null | None | null | null | null | 1346553690 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346595657 | 0 | null | null | z7p4g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z7p4g/tifu_by_messing_with_someones_phone/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413611612 | 41 | None | {} | I was at lunch with my friends and I found a cell on the ground. I had planned on going through it to find out who it belonged to so I could return it to them. I went through their photos to see if I could find a familiar face, and found several nude pictures (some of which were from the internet). Now at this point I ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by messing with someone's phone | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z7p4g/tifu_by_messing_with_someones_phone/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | smartedpanda | null | None | null | null | null | 1346710699 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346711286 | 0 | null | null | zawue | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zawue/tifu_by_not_showing_up_to_work_at_a_brand_new_job/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413606989 | 21 | None | {} | I got a new job about two-three month agos, it's a legit job within my field of degree, and the pay is outstanding for what I do. I've been doing well, the week before (last week of August), not so much since school is starting back up I ended up late due to the bad traffic congestion, which is heavily frowned upon.
T... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not showing up to work at a brand new job | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zawue/tifu_by_not_showing_up_to_work_at_a_brand_new_job/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Fwdslash1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346687495 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346938556 | 0 | null | null | za8jm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 163 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/za8jm/tifu_by_dropping_my_cellphone_in_a_danger_zone_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413607951 | 484 | None | {} | I went to Six Flags (Jackson, NJ) this past Saturday. I got on the superman ride location. I had my cellphone in my pocket. Went through a sweet loop and felt something slip out of my shorts. Turns out it was my iPhone. Asked the employees what I could do. They said to file a lost/found report.
As I was getting off ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping my cellphone in a 'Danger Zone' at Six Flags | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/za8jm/tifu_by_dropping_my_cellphone_in_a_danger_zone_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346668952 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346669205 | 0 | null | null | z9x2h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z9x2h/tifu_by_not_wiping_my_ass_enough/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413608397 | 10 | None | {} | Apparently I didn't wipe my ass enough last night and now I am, um, how do I say this. Remove the dried up shit from my ass-hair....
Edit:
it hurts like a bitch so far. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not wiping my ass enough. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z9x2h/tifu_by_not_wiping_my_ass_enough/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346660100 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346792446 | 0 | null | null | z9t2c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z9t2c/tifu_by_getting_on_a_atv_with_my_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413608593 | 7 | None | {} | My friend and his family owns a 75ish acre land I go up with them about once or twice a week. When we got up my friend asked if I wanted to go on the ATV I said okay and got on we rode around for 10 minutes and we came out in this field. Then we started doing donuts I kept on saying to stop but he didn't after awhile h... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting on a ATV with my friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z9t2c/tifu_by_getting_on_a_atv_with_my_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fukinthrowdaway | null | None | null | null | null | 1346651252 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z9nfe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z9nfe/tifu_and_let_someone_into_my_appt_to_use_our/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413608827 | 22 | None | {} | So this guy jumps down onto our appt patio around 11pm, and asks to use our phone. End up letting him after a bit of hesitation and he ends up offering to help us find weed. So we give him a ride to some sketch neighborhood and he says he's going to go in pick it up and come back (I knew this was a bad idea, but did ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and let someone into my appt to use our phone, ended up getting robbed... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z9nfe/tifu_and_let_someone_into_my_appt_to_use_our/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346650637 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z9mza | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z9mza/tifu_by_realising_at_3am_that_my_my_law/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413608841 | 17 | None | {} | Thank fuck I saw a facebook status complaining about it. Still, I can't stop kicking myself because this whole weekend I did nothing because I assumed it was due on friday.
Luckily, because I have the will of the warrior I managed to finish it the best a ridiculously sleepy, caffeine enhanced person can. Sadly it was... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by realising at 3am that my my law assignment which I had not started, was due at 9am. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z9mza/tifu_by_realising_at_3am_that_my_my_law/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | byrne21 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346650268 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z9mpb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z9mpb/tifu_by_totaling_my_3_week_old_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413608852 | 13 | None | {} | I'm 20 and I had a perfect driving record until now. I got a new car (used, but new to me) less than a month ago, and tonight I was on the wrong end of a crunch with a much bigger car. My mom was in the car with me. We're ok, but the car is not and never will be. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by totaling my 3 week old car | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z9mpb/tifu_by_totaling_my_3_week_old_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Certainlynotaninja | null | None | null | null | null | 1346648856 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z9lnd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z9lnd/tifu_by_smearing_shit_on_my_bathroom_wall/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413608896 | 15 | None | {} | So after a nice long shit I began to rid the outer skin of my anus with TP. Some how the TP decided to be springy somehow and fling a chunk of shit upon my white wall. Since it was 2am and I was extremely tired, I decided to try and wipe it off. Now there is a smeary brownish spot on my white bathroom walls. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu by smearing shit on my bathroom wall | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z9lnd/tifu_by_smearing_shit_on_my_bathroom_wall/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | creamysoup | null | None | null | null | null | 1346645601 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z9ivs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z9ivs/tifu_by_eating_a_burrito_with_tabasco_sauce_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413609001 | 43 | None | {} | TLDR: burns man | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by eating a burrito with tabasco sauce, and with capsaicin laden fingers scratched my asshole | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z9ivs/tifu_by_eating_a_burrito_with_tabasco_sauce_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346644773 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z9i51 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 98 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z9i51/tifu_by_helping_an_old_lady/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413609029 | 411 | None | {} | So I was walking down the street of the town I live in and I see a very elderly woman in a walker having trouble with a large door. So I decide to be helpful and open the door. I got the door half way open then BAM! Faster then the hammers of hell she unleashes upon me a can of mace. I'm talking the high powered cop sh... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by helping an old lady | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z9i51/tifu_by_helping_an_old_lady/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | InkedRed | null | None | null | null | null | 1346633903 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z98h4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z98h4/tifu_by_dropping_a_full_roll_of_toilet_paper_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413609406 | 14 | None | {} | I was about to replace the toilet paper holder, but first I took a piece off to wipe the toilet seat down, then the toilet paper roll just randomly felt like jumping out of my hands, rolling down my arm, and splashing in the toilet, getting piss germs everywhere. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping a full roll of toilet paper in the toilet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z98h4/tifu_by_dropping_a_full_roll_of_toilet_paper_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346633450 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346645465 | 0 | null | null | z981h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z981h/tifu_by_inadvertently_setting_up_my_brothers_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413609421 | 121 | None | {} | So my older brother kicks ass! whenever he comes over he takes all of us out to eat and pays for **everything**. This time I wanted to chip something in, and tried giving him some cash, but he refused again and again. I decided to leave the cash in his back seat.
Fast forward to this morning.
I get a call from him sa... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by inadvertently setting up my brothers car for a break in. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z981h/tifu_by_inadvertently_setting_up_my_brothers_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346631361 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z968d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z968d/tifu_by_lying_to_a_girl_i_really_like_and_whom_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413609499 | 1 | None | {} | I feel like a fucking dumbass. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by lying to a girl I really like and whom I know likes me as well. Now her trust in me has been lost. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z968d/tifu_by_lying_to_a_girl_i_really_like_and_whom_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | phi186 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346631186 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | z9633 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/z9633/tifu_by_breaking_my_hand_skydiving/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413609503 | 51 | None | {} | On jump 3 of AFF (Advanced Free Fall) today. Yesterday my landings were perfect, on feet both times. Today I came in too hot, hit the ground hard and broke 3 bones in my left hand (could have been worse). [proof](http://imgur.com/a/vX3vZ) | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by breaking my hand skydiving. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/z9633/tifu_by_breaking_my_hand_skydiving/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kitsunegari101 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346801754 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zd2wc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zd2wc/tifu_by_not_bringing_bus_fare/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413603826 | 5 | None | {} | So today, because I'm not attending my college this semester due to money and health issues, I figured *what the hell, I'm not doing anything today* and decided to go visit some of my friends at the school.
I got ready as usual, shoved my laptop in my bag, and headed out to catch the bus at the end of my street. When... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not bringing bus fare | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zd2wc/tifu_by_not_bringing_bus_fare/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | paki123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346792599 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zct04 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zct04/tifu_by_missing_my_first_exam_of_the_year_because/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413604214 | 33 | None | {} | I'm fucked. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by missing my first exam of the year because I slept in... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zct04/tifu_by_missing_my_first_exam_of_the_year_because/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | squeezy_bob | null | None | null | null | null | 1346790913 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346825545 | 0 | null | null | zcr5s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zcr5s/tifu_by_wasting_my_chance_to_get_laid/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413604288 | 14 | None | {} | It happened last april, but found this reddit today.
I'm that guy who is friends with everybody but hasn't enough balls to talk to girls.
Long story short, i met a girl at facebook, day after that i saw her downtown, she started talking and then asked me if i would come over that night to watch a movie at her place.... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by wasting my chance to get laid. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zcr5s/tifu_by_wasting_my_chance_to_get_laid/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ChaplinStrait | null | None | null | null | null | 1346784118 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346784299 | 0 | null | null | zcjyn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zcjyn/tifu_by_murdering_an_unhatched_chick/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413604569 | 12 | None | {} | I live on a ranch/farm and our hens have been hatching out chicks for the past week or so.
There are just two hens that have been sitting on the eggs. Well if you know anything about hens you would know that if they are the right type(broody) they will lay on their fertilized eggs for about 2 weeks until they start h... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by murdering an unhatched chick. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zcjyn/tifu_by_murdering_an_unhatched_chick/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ADINPA | null | None | null | null | null | 1346782820 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zcik8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zcik8/i_broke_a_major_pipe_in_my_house_and_cant_tell/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413604624 | 4 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I broke a major pipe in my house and can't tell anyone.. Any plumbers? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zcik8/i_broke_a_major_pipe_in_my_house_and_cant_tell/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Tronberr | null | None | null | null | null | 1346778133 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zcdjz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 25 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/zcdjz/tifu_by_masturbating_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413604840 | 63 | None | {} | I had been wanking for a good 30/45 minutes and hadn't wanked all week.
I was just about to finish and of course after a week of no masturbation it was bound to be messy, right? Well, it was messier than I thought.
As the cum shot straight out it ended up hitting me in the eye, it burned for about a good hour or so... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by masturbating. NSFW | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zcdjz/tifu_by_masturbating_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346760749 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346762339 | 0 | null | null | zbyq6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zbyq6/tifu_by_telling_my_photographer_im_in_love_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413605483 | 27 | None | {} | He's a photographer. I'm doing part-time modeling and he was taking photos for my portfolio. We dated for a little while several months ago and he pulled the plug on it. I wasn't very happy with it, but whatever. So we've started talking again on a friendship basis. Just recently he agreed to take some photos of me for... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my photographer I'm in love with him. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zbyq6/tifu_by_telling_my_photographer_im_in_love_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | loozerr | null | None | null | null | null | 1346753140 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zbuuk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 155 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zbuuk/tifu_installing_a_door/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413605637 | 1208 | None | {} | So I decided to replace a door ruined with stickers, drawings and scratches. Everything went well, until I closed the door I had just installed. I'll let the picture tell the thousand words:
[****link****](http://i.imgur.com/DpJR2.jpg) | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Installing a Door | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zbuuk/tifu_installing_a_door/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346738213 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zbngt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zbngt/tifu_by_taking_my_boyfriends_car_to_urgent_care/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413605931 | 3 | None | {} | I have been feeling awful sine Thursday and had been running a fever. Not only that, but I probably have TMJ issues, as during the time I started getting sick, I started getting numbing and tingling in my mouth and all over my face. Anyhow I woke up early and started freaking out because I was cold sweating and my face... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By taking my boyfriend's car to urgent care without asking | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zbngt/tifu_by_taking_my_boyfriends_car_to_urgent_care/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346720248 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zb6qc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zb6qc/tifu_by_forgetting_my_900_video_camera_at_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413606602 | 111 | None | {} | Title says it all. Left it on the back of a chair. I remembered 30 mintues later and ran back as fast as I could and it was gone. Asked at the restaurant if anyone handed it in to them, they said no. I checked with security and lost and found, they didn't have it. How could I have been so stupid? As upsetting as it is... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting my $900 video camera at the mall... and it had a private homemade porn of me and my gf saved on it | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zb6qc/tifu_by_forgetting_my_900_video_camera_at_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346719538 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zb5zs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zb5zs/tifu_forgot_my_ipod_in_the_hotel_room/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413606628 | 0 | None | {} | We went on a mini vacation for this past weekend and I took my iPod touch along. As we were in a hurry today morning to check out, I left the damn thing and my headphones on the table.
Don't have my music or an extra pair of headphones to use anymore.
I'm an idiot.
We did call the hotel back and I'm guessing since... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- Forgot my iPod in the hotel room | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zb5zs/tifu_forgot_my_ipod_in_the_hotel_room/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346883248 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zezn8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zezn8/tifu_by_not_clocking_out_of_work_when_i_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413601106 | 21 | None | {} | Where I work you sign out of your location and then go to the main office to clock out. I signed out and decided to go say goodbye real quick to a friend working in a nearby location. However when I met up with her she said she was about to go on break and asked me to have lunch with her so I did without even thinking ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not clocking out of work when I was supposed too. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zezn8/tifu_by_not_clocking_out_of_work_when_i_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | atgvrewe | null | None | null | null | null | 1346880500 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zewqr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zewqr/tifu_by_sending_a_text_to_the_girl_i_have_a_date/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413601231 | 0 | None | {} | I got a text from each girl, and the girl from last night sent me a picture of her cleavage, to which I responded by saying something along of "Very nice, hope to see that soon." My phone jumped to the message from the girl I have a date with tonight as I hit send. :-x
I covered up by saying it was to a friend about ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sending a text to the girl I have a date with tonight MEANT for the girl I slept with last night. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zewqr/tifu_by_sending_a_text_to_the_girl_i_have_a_date/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | januarysnow | null | None | null | null | null | 1346879771 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zew03 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zew03/tifu_at_work_by_drastically_underestimating_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413601270 | 17 | None | {} | It's the last week of my internship. I made a pretty good impression on my colleagues so far, but for some reason I was terrible at estimating the amount of time it would take me to finish this last project. I don't think I'm going to finish on time but I have a presentation tomorrow. I'm about to just write a really a... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at work by drastically underestimating the amount of time it would take me to finish a project. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zew03/tifu_at_work_by_drastically_underestimating_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346878077 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zeu4d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zeu4d/tifu_by_not_asking_for_this_really_cute_bookstore/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413601338 | 0 | None | {} | Basically I am at college I went to pick up my books started talking to this adorable girl who happens to be my age and exactly my type. We talked a little bit and I felt like we had a semi connection going on but recently I have been breaking out badly. Because of the acne on my face I didnt ask for her number, left a... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not asking for this really cute bookstore employee's number | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zeu4d/tifu_by_not_asking_for_this_really_cute_bookstore/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bgar0312 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346877862 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zetwr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zetwr/tifu_by_accepting_counterfeit_money_as_payment/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413601346 | 14 | None | {} | for starters, i work at the Cheesecake Factory, a rather busy one [credibility](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/x13zh/iama_cheesecake_factory_trainer_ama/). During the afternoon rush had a large table of indian couples 12 ppl. when payment came they all wanted seperate checks quickly. They were all stirring, anxi... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By accepting counterfeit money as payment. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zetwr/tifu_by_accepting_counterfeit_money_as_payment/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JumpingJak | null | None | null | null | null | 1346872191 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zent3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zent3/tifu_by_playing_a_joke_on_a_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413601598 | 10 | None | {} | Today two friends and I went up to some boulders about 200m away from the road to do a bit of climbing, mess around and sit in the sun. When it came to leave two of us came down the to car much faster than the other one so we got in and I drove down the road about 50m to the next layby as a joke. When the other got clo... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by playing a joke on a friend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zent3/tifu_by_playing_a_joke_on_a_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | XheartXfingers | null | None | null | null | null | 1346869309 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zekt9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zekt9/tifu_by_throwing_my_friends_retainer_away/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413601716 | 18 | None | {} | So, I was eating my lunch and noticed my friend hadn't finished hers. Well, being the opportunist I am, I asked for her plate, set it on mine, and began happily eating away. As a gesture of appreciation, I decided to throw away both our trays.
Fast forward to my Chemistry class, when said friend notices her retainer i... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by throwing my friend's retainer away. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zekt9/tifu_by_throwing_my_friends_retainer_away/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346868808 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zeka7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 43 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zeka7/tifu_someones_testing_situation_for_the_ged_exam/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413601737 | 209 | None | {} | I give out the GED Test and one of the rules is that you can't leave during the test, or it will be picked up at whatever point you stopped at.
Well, in a session last month a guy (let's call him Stan) had some stomach problems and needed to go. I explained to him about leaving and me having to take his test up. He a... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU someone's testing situation for the GED Exam. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zeka7/tifu_someones_testing_situation_for_the_ged_exam/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Cesar_PT | null | None | null | null | null | 1346861528 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zecyc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zecyc/tifu_by_wrecking_my_parents_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413602022 | 9 | None | {} | This happened 3 hours ago. I was driving to work, and I was slightly pissed off at some things that are going not so well in my life.
For a better understanding of the situation, I went home for lunch and ended up dozing off on my bed. My mom had to wake me up to go to work, but she did it by really fucking startling m... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by wrecking my parents car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zecyc/tifu_by_wrecking_my_parents_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346850300 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | ze31k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ze31k/tifu_listing_my_car_to_sell/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413602401 | 0 | None | {} | I am selling my car for $15,000. Last night I posted it on eBay Motors. I woke up this morning to several emails, all saying they would buy it immediately. I was pretty surprised it would go so quickly. Then I saw it...
I listed the car for $1,500, not $15,000 | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Listing my car to sell | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ze31k/tifu_listing_my_car_to_sell/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TimesWasting | null | None | null | null | null | 1346836906 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zdwav | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zdwav/tifu_by_assuming_someone_was_opening_the_door_for/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413602662 | 7 | None | {} | I was at a gas station walking towards the door, and there was a guy walking towards it coming from the other direction. He gets there first and opens it as I get there. I thought I noticed him pause for a sec, so I walked in and ended up nearly bumping into him as he tried to walk in too. I had to speed up my walk sin... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by assuming someone was opening the door for me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zdwav/tifu_by_assuming_someone_was_opening_the_door_for/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mgnthng | null | None | null | null | null | 1346827582 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zdryu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zdryu/tifu_by_shopping_online/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413602833 | 0 | None | {} | Before I went to work I checked online store and found a gloves I wanted to buy is IN STOCK. [After 25 minutes I came at work and...](http://i.imgur.com/8Ym3P.png)
TWENTY. FIVE. MINUTES. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shopping online | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zdryu/tifu_by_shopping_online/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Fhilman | null | None | null | null | null | 1346827504 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zdrx9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zdrx9/tifu_by_being_a_dik_to_a_lady_i_have_a_crush_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413602833 | 3 | None | {} | I just keep ignoring her. I know she wants to talk, but I just play stupid.
I justify it because she is married....and tell myself not worth exchanging smiling glances at each other, like in the past. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being a di*k to a lady I have a crush on.... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zdrx9/tifu_by_being_a_dik_to_a_lady_i_have_a_crush_on/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | victordavion | null | None | null | null | null | 1346815110 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zdhfo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zdhfo/tifu_by_forgetting_i_had_a_credit_card_account/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413603231 | 16 | None | {} | This is truly embarrassing. I specifically got this card originally as a means to solidify my credit and now it's fucked up again, because of $19.
Is there any recourse that anyone knows about or am I set back yet another 2 years of having to build up my credit again? | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting I had a credit card account and just got noticed for an overdue payment because of the annual fee being applied last month. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zdhfo/tifu_by_forgetting_i_had_a_credit_card_account/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | yogiybarra66 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346814653 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346814848 | 0 | null | null | zdgxx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zdgxx/by_send_a_b_gore_thread_link_to_a_girl_i_have/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413603249 | 3 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | by send a /b/ gore thread link to a girl I have feelings for.... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zdgxx/by_send_a_b_gore_thread_link_to_a_girl_i_have/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | carlos_mcmexican | null | None | null | null | null | 1346812617 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346873164 | 0 | null | null | zdevs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zdevs/sodomized_myself_and_friends_with_vacuum_as/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413603360 | 22 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Sodomized myself and friends with vacuum as grandad walks in. (we were 11) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zdevs/sodomized_myself_and_friends_with_vacuum_as/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346810285 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zdc7u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zdc7u/tifu_by_telling_my_girlfriend_if_she_ever_left_me/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413603468 | 0 | None | {} | I think I came across a little bit to seriously and she got quite worried when I said "you're my whole world and if you go I have nothing to lose, so why would I be scared of prison? I'll take you with me after I've killed your new boyfriend." | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my girlfriend if she ever left me I would kill her and anyone she even considered dating. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zdc7u/tifu_by_telling_my_girlfriend_if_she_ever_left_me/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throwaway5393 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346804989 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346900425 | 0 | null | null | zd6fh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zd6fh/tifu_by_leaving_out_my_pot_paraphernalia_while_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413603693 | 46 | None | {} | . | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving out my pot paraphernalia while my mother's LDS (mormon) friends came over | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zd6fh/tifu_by_leaving_out_my_pot_paraphernalia_while_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | internetisland | null | None | null | null | null | 1346804623 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zd60i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zd60i/tifu_and_interrupted_a_funeral_procession/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413603706 | 67 | None | {} | Driving home from classes, I was waiting at an intersection for the light to turn green, clearly not paying attention, I notice a hearse go by and think to myself "Heh, don't see those everyday"
The left hand turn light ones green and I drive into the right side of the lane. I'm driving the regular speed limit and see... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and interrupted a funeral procession | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zd60i/tifu_and_interrupted_a_funeral_procession/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | illdrawyourface | null | None | null | null | null | 1346972213 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zh3n7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zh3n7/tifu_by_accidentally_flipping_off_my_soon_to_be/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413598187 | 31 | None | {} | I was driving on a residential neighborhood street leaving my moms house, and theres an idiot behind me riding my ass.. Really close. He's even weaving to the left to see if he can pass, but there were too many curves and impossible to tell. All the way down the street he did it until I had to turn. Right before I did,... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally flipping off my soon to be brother in law. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zh3n7/tifu_by_accidentally_flipping_off_my_soon_to_be/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | UsedCondom69 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346964758 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zgvl6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zgvl6/tifu_by_wreaking_my_parents_mercedesbenz_slk_230/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413598487 | 11 | None | {} | It started off with me waking up late for my class's morning study sessions. Because they were not mandatory, I said to hell with it and decided to skip. My mom needed my car to drop off my grandparents at the airport, who were visiting from California and we hadn't seen in years. Now we have this big Toyota Sequoia, b... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by wreaking my parents Mercedes-Benz SLK 230 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zgvl6/tifu_by_wreaking_my_parents_mercedesbenz_slk_230/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PhatDaddy420 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346955587 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zglns | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zglns/tifu_by_violently_ripping_open_the_door_of_what_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413598874 | 122 | None | {} | So TIFU. I work in a building with a few floors, and a few months ago I found a bathroom that nobody ever uses cause that side of the floor has nobody there, so it became my regular crap spot.
So here I am, shortly after lunch at a questionable spot, it hit me, the trots are coming, and they are coming QUICK. I run up... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By violently ripping open the door of what I thought was the "forgotten bathroom". The CEO was sitting right there.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zglns/tifu_by_violently_ripping_open_the_door_of_what_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346954022 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zgk21 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 166 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zgk21/tifu_by_letting_my_stepmom_rub_my_spunk_marks/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413598930 | 557 | None | {} | Basically I fapped earlier today and missed the tissue. No big deal right? Well, it landed on my shirt. I brushed it off with my teenage fuckless attitude and some tissue. While I'm cooking some food I look down and see white semen residue that dried on my shirt. I wetted a paper towel and wiped it off. All good. My st... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu by letting my stepmom rub my spunk marks | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zgk21/tifu_by_letting_my_stepmom_rub_my_spunk_marks/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Jasperodus | null | None | null | null | null | 1346949957 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346958695 | 0 | null | null | zgfuv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zgfuv/tifu_debated_posting_to_rconfessions_might_xpost/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413599093 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU (Debated posting to r/confessions. Might x-post) by standing up a person who was going to give me free sneakers. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zgfuv/tifu_debated_posting_to_rconfessions_might_xpost/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | 11geosno | null | None | null | null | null | 1346943772 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zg9yz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zg9yz/tifu_by_pouring_lemon_juice_onto_an_insect_sting/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413599323 | 49 | None | {} | I have an insect bite/sting on my stomach so I thought I knew how to deal with it. I remembered something about stings being acids and alkalis neutralising them from GCSE Science, so I poured a load of vinegar on it. The vinegar did nothing to help, in fact it made me smell like a chip shop, so I assumed the sting must... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pouring lemon juice onto an insect sting. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zg9yz/tifu_by_pouring_lemon_juice_onto_an_insect_sting/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ProfessorTesla | null | None | null | null | null | 1346908886 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346914265 | 0 | null | null | zfpte | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zfpte/tifu_i_was_riding_my_bike_home_from_a_party_while/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413600097 | 27 | None | {} | About 10 minutes ago I was riding my bike home in Savannah (where you're allowed open container) while drinking a beer out of a solo cup (but can get a DUI on a bike). I see a cop pass close by me at an intersection up ahead and I proceed to pour out my drink with my right hand. Then I see a stop sign a foot and a half... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I was riding my bike home from a party while drinking a beer and crashed because I freaked out from seeing a cop. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zfpte/tifu_i_was_riding_my_bike_home_from_a_party_while/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346907799 | null | None | self.tifu | 1346939521 | 0 | null | null | zfox6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zfox6/tifu_by_rolling_my_jeep_at_11pm_in_backwoods_idaho/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413600132 | 34 | None | {} | I was over at a buddy's house tonight watching the NFL opener. Things started to get a little boring as the Cowboys were going to win, so we decided to do something else with the night. Now, I'd like to preface this by noting that I am a pretty experienced off-roader. Always bringing a jack, cables, spare, buddy, etc. ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By rolling my jeep at 11pm in backwoods Idaho | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zfox6/tifu_by_rolling_my_jeep_at_11pm_in_backwoods_idaho/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rewrewsuh | null | None | null | null | null | 1346903036 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zfkmh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zfkmh/fantasy_football_eli_manning_over_romo/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413600295 | 0 | None | {} | today i fucked up by starting eli manning over tony romo. romo had 10 more points and i am projected to lose by 9. today i fucked up. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | fantasy football- eli manning over romo. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zfkmh/fantasy_football_eli_manning_over_romo/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346899845 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347291461 | 0 | null | null | zfhda | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zfhda/tifu_by_taking_my_car_to_a_car_wash/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413600409 | 6 | None | {} | TIFUpdate: I just picked up my car. They were able to fix the seal on the sunroof as well as the mast, and it all came to $113.02.
I have a 23-year-old car with a lot of little problems that don't affect its performance much, but are just plain annoying. One of those problems is that it has a leaky sunroof, although i... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by taking my car to a car wash. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zfhda/tifu_by_taking_my_car_to_a_car_wash/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1346898931 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zfgev | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zfgev/tifu_by_fainting_on_my_dorm_floor_in_a_bath_towel/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413600442 | 39 | None | {} | I just started college 2 weeks ago. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by fainting on my dorm floor in a bath towel for 2 minutes. Now no one on my dorm floor will talk to me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zfgev/tifu_by_fainting_on_my_dorm_floor_in_a_bath_towel/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | brownmanwithskills | null | None | null | null | null | 1346896240 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zfdko | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zfdko/tifu_by_not_registering_with_my_full_name/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413600556 | 39 | None | {} | So, I'm supposed to be taking the MCAT tomorrow. I decide today to re-check the email sent by AAMC (testing company) and realize that the name I had signed up with is my nickname, not my full name. One of the statements in that email stressed that the registered name has to match perfectly with the name on a government... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not registering with my full name. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zfdko/tifu_by_not_registering_with_my_full_name/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Simmerfan101 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346895603 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zfcvs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zfcvs/tifu_by_being_slow_in_the_mornings/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413600581 | 0 | None | {} | My school offers classes off campus, so you have to get to school in time for the bus to come take you off campus, well silly me, sleeps in and takes my slow behind time to get to school, and traffic was so backed up, so I get to school way late, but that doesn't matter because the bus comes late anyways. WRONG! The bu... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being slow in the mornings | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zfcvs/tifu_by_being_slow_in_the_mornings/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ISayStevieNicks | null | None | null | null | null | 1346893128 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zfa7e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 93 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zfa7e/tifu_by_fapping_too_vigorously/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413600681 | 273 | None | {} | I am on a medication (Zoloft) which causes fapping to take a loooong time to...complete. After much too much time, I realized I had broken the skin on my dong and, oh, the bleeding. All day I have been walking around like a 80 year old man. So painful. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by fapping too vigorously. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zfa7e/tifu_by_fapping_too_vigorously/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Alaira314 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346890819 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zf7oz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zf7oz/tifu_by_trying_to_be_nice_and_ending_up_holding/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413600776 | 16 | None | {} | What it says in the title. Approached a set of standard double doors, opening outwards, with a few people getting ready to come out of both doors. I stepped to the left and held the left-hand door open(pulling it to the left, as doors tend to go) for the people, thinking I'd enter after them. Nope. They just kept c... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trying to be nice and ending up holding one door for many people while the other door was unused | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zf7oz/tifu_by_trying_to_be_nice_and_ending_up_holding/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | EggyMean | null | None | null | null | null | 1347047655 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zisea | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zisea/tifu_by_pouring_soda_into_my_hand_and_by/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413595744 | 19 | None | {} | Today is the second day of my internship and they provide snacks and stuff for us to eat while we work. I just got back from lunch and I had my styrofoam cup filled with Pepsi on one side of my desk, and a red Solo cup filled with goldfish. I was making multiple phone calls at once and I reached for my Goldfish cup and... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by pouring soda into my hand, and by extension all over my pants. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zisea/tifu_by_pouring_soda_into_my_hand_and_by/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | adwarakanath | null | None | null | null | null | 1347045477 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | ziq4q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ziq4q/tifu_shaving_and_chillies_do_not_go_together/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413595831 | 282 | None | {} | I had shaved just a couple of hours before. I decided to cook an Indian chickpea soup. I ran out of hot chilli powder last week and had to improvise. We have whole dried red chillies in our spice rack in our flatshare so I took a handful and crushed them by hand, finger to finger.
While walking to my room, I caught a ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Shaving and chillies do NOT go together | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ziq4q/tifu_shaving_and_chillies_do_not_go_together/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347024026 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zi68i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zi68i/tifu_by_contacting_twcs_amazing_support/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413596594 | 4 | None | {} | Our cable has been out for three days, it happened shortly after a really bad rain storm. My first guess was the cable got damaged somehow because I could still ping google but dropped packets like crazy. I called the day it happened and a tech came out and found the cable from the TWC box to my house was bad (this is ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by contacting TWC's amazing support | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zi68i/tifu_by_contacting_twcs_amazing_support/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347022504 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347027499 | 0 | null | null | zi567 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zi567/tifu_while_wiping_after_taking_a_dump_at_work_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413596637 | 0 | None | {} | I'm not sure what to do in this situation.
EDIT: I pulled up my pants and moved this into a single stall bathroom as to not be seen by any coworkers. Attempted to remove the shit with a wet washcloth. I'm pretty sure some of the shitty water dripped onto my pants while I was cleaning up because I now smell like shit ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while wiping after taking a dump at work, my hand slipped and smeared shit all over my lower back. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zi567/tifu_while_wiping_after_taking_a_dump_at_work_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | defectorlacera | null | None | null | null | null | 1347004541 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zhwpj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zhwpj/tifu_at_work_by_dropping_a_100_case_of_concrete/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413597058 | 199 | None | {} | Technically, this happened a few nights ago. I apologize for the wall of text, but this is a long story.
I work for a major big box home improvement supply store, throwing freight overnight. On a bi-annual basis, we have a resurfacing company come in and sand the floor down to remove stains and buildup, then buff and ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU at work by dropping a $100 case of concrete stain onto a $500 display of spray paint, destroying both and spilling their contents all over the floor the day after a very expensive bi-annual floor resurfacing. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zhwpj/tifu_at_work_by_dropping_a_100_case_of_concrete/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Dragonfucker69 | null | None | null | null | null | 1346978896 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zhapp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zhapp/tifu_by_free_running/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413597899 | 0 | None | {} | This was a while ago. Me and my friends always liked free running, so one day we decided to get crazy and go free run at school when we were supposed to be at a park. So we were at school had our free run fun, then decided to prank some teachers by putting tables infront of the doors. When we opened one of the doors, i... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by free running | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zhapp/tifu_by_free_running/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347145352 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347157780 | 0 | null | null | zkrkh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zkrkh/tifu_by_being_an_extremely_irresponsible_teenager/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413592727 | 24 | None | {} | EDIT: Typos.
My neighbors were going out of town for about two weeks, and they entrusted me with taking care of their house, watering their plants, feeding their cat, etc. But my feeble little mind thought it would be a brilliant idea to take advantage of their unused kitchen and make a hearty batch of marijuana infus... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being an (extremely) irresponsible teenager. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zkrkh/tifu_by_being_an_extremely_irresponsible_teenager/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347133696 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zkh6k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zkh6k/tifu_by_getting_high_and_checking_my_mail_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413593115 | 1 | None | {} | I got mail, btw. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting high and checking my mail at
"hotmale.com" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zkh6k/tifu_by_getting_high_and_checking_my_mail_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347132994 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zkgki | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zkgki/tifu_by_serving_at_a_wedding/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413593137 | 82 | None | {} | I'm an Altar Server for my church. I was serving at a wedding today. I was on the altar and everyone was looking at the Priest and I. There was a moment of silence, and then club music came on. My phone was ringing. As loud as it could. In front of the Bride and Groom. And their parents. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by serving at a wedding | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zkgki/tifu_by_serving_at_a_wedding/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | heyhihellogabi | null | None | null | null | null | 1347125368 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zk9id | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zk9id/tifu_because_of_a_language_barrier/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413593393 | 215 | None | {} | I took a three-week exchange trip to Tokyo, Japan over this summer. I've taken two years of high school Japanese classes and didn't really know what I was getting into. Because I tend to use hand gesticulations while I speak, I was making [this] (http://imgur.com/e1cCS) sign quite a bit over my trip. It turns out that ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU because of a language barrier. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zk9id/tifu_because_of_a_language_barrier/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | glaedr | null | None | null | null | null | 1347120876 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zk5lh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 45 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zk5lh/tifu_by_attempting_to_navigate_a_revolving_door/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413593541 | 326 | None | {} | So, I went for an interview at a university today, which went pretty well. The trouble started when me and my fellow interviewees were invited on a tour afterwards.
The building I had my interview in was this ultra-modern, glass-fronted beast which someone had decided to install a revolving door into (because fuck it,... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by attempting to navigate a revolving door. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zk5lh/tifu_by_attempting_to_navigate_a_revolving_door/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | foxxinsox | null | None | null | null | null | 1347110942 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zjyui | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 113 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zjyui/tifu_while_shaving_my_head_female/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413594032 | 228 | None | {} | I decided I wanted to be a bold badass woman last week and had my head shaved last Saturday morning. Guys, I don't know if you understand, but this is a really major thing for a girl. Society has done a pretty damn good job of drilling in our heads that we need to look feminine and pretty, and hair is important to that... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while shaving my head (female) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zjyui/tifu_while_shaving_my_head_female/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347096991 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zjthg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zjthg/tifu_asian_landlady_found_me_naked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413594256 | 14 | None | {} | I'd been masturbating and was lying on my bed with my pants down in a post-orgasm bliss, browsing reddit while listening to music. My 60-ish landlady walked into the house and I think one of my housemates must've told her I was in my room. She opened my door and peeked her head into my room. She may have caught a flash... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Asian landlady found me naked. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zjthg/tifu_asian_landlady_found_me_naked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Anotherfuckwit | null | None | null | null | null | 1347088630 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zjqei | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zjqei/tifu_by_watching_soccer_in_a_bar/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413594405 | 261 | None | {} | So I'm out with my mates having a drink at a bar after footie (soccer) training. On the screen the team I support in a european qualification match. I go to the bar as its my round and another friend comes to help carry drinks. whilst we are there he sees a girl he knew and they get chatting. I'm in one of those state ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: by watching soccer in a bar. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zjqei/tifu_by_watching_soccer_in_a_bar/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347067507 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347067717 | 0 | null | null | zjb3q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zjb3q/tifu_by_spilling_the_majority_of_a_large_mug_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413595054 | 17 | None | {} | So, it's late at night and I've had a touch day at work and wish to stay awake to play with my gaming buddies. Part way through I'm getting very tired and so I tell them I'll be right back and that I was going to make me a coffee so I can last another hour or so and then proceed to bed.
I make my way downstairs, empty... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spilling the majority of a large mug of boiling hot coffee all over my bare foot. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zjb3q/tifu_by_spilling_the_majority_of_a_large_mug_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347067374 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zjaz8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 51 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zjaz8/tifu_by_not_properly_plugging_in_my_headphones/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413595057 | 40 | None | {} | So my mom is very religious but I'm atheist and listen to some quite "demonic" screamo. So one day when she forced me to go to church I slipped on an earbud to drown out the priest. But my earbuds weren't plugged in all the way so as soon as I hit play Goatwhore (a satanic band that I am decently fond of) blasts out si... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by not properly plugging in my headphones | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zjaz8/tifu_by_not_properly_plugging_in_my_headphones/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347065548 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zj9f5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zj9f5/tifu_by_allowing_my_prius_to_run_out_of_gas/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413595118 | 0 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by allowing my prius to run out of gas | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zj9f5/tifu_by_allowing_my_prius_to_run_out_of_gas/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | nilly_welson | null | None | null | null | null | 1347227141 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zmche | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zmche/tifu_my_best_friends_jaw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413590530 | 41 | None | {} | about 15 of us were watching nfl football together in a dorm. It felt great outside so we went to throw the football around. Everything was going great until my friend threw a pass short between andy and myself. It was much closer to andy but I went for it anyway. I don't think he ever saw me but my shoulder hit him fu... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu my best friend's jaw | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zmche/tifu_my_best_friends_jaw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | astonesthrow | null | None | null | null | null | 1347221976 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zm7hf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 119 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zm7hf/tifu_my_sheets_xpost_twox/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413590727 | 622 | None | {} | TeslasAirship suggested I submit this to this subreddit.
Background: My husband works nights, we have a daughter, we live in a duplex. The people sharing the duplex had their house broken into, in the morning. I've been paranoid ever since and sleep with a metal bat by the bed. I am on my period and slept naked with a... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my sheets (x-post two-x) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zm7hf/tifu_my_sheets_xpost_twox/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Guesty_ | null | None | null | null | null | 1347201949 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zlppj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zlppj/tifu_by_trusting_a_fart_whilst_sick_with_diarrhea/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413591406 | 47 | None | {} | One of my favourite pair of boxers. Ruined. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by trusting a fart whilst sick with Diarrhea | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zlppj/tifu_by_trusting_a_fart_whilst_sick_with_diarrhea/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347201491 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347253414 | 0 | null | null | zlpda | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 116 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zlpda/tifu_by_being_the_crazy_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413591420 | 103 | None | {} | I am really attached to my bf and we don't get to see each other as much as I'd like due to work and school.
Because yesterday was Saturday, I was hoping to have the afternoon, after he got off work, with him.
I have a really hard time making friends. Even my closest friends, I feel awkward around them. None of my ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being the crazy girlfriend. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zlpda/tifu_by_being_the_crazy_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ballsack66 | null | None | null | null | null | 1347321109 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zohqu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zohqu/tifu_cooking_pork_chops/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413587439 | 28 | None | {} | Okay, so I'm a college student, living alone in a studio apt. and I suck at cooking for myself. This evening, I thought I'd whip up some pork chops on the stove - it's usually simple enough. My first mistake was putting entirely too much oil into my massive, cast iron frying pan. I knew it might cause problems but d... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU cooking pork chops. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zohqu/tifu_cooking_pork_chops/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347318926 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zofm4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zofm4/tifu_by_typing_redtubecom_at_school/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413587529 | 64 | None | {} | Well, It was free time in my class and I was just on youtube when my friend told me to go to reddit, and my mind being dumb as fuck I typed in redtube..... Needless to say that im not allowed to use the computer anymore.. | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by typing redtube.com at school.... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zofm4/tifu_by_typing_redtubecom_at_school/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ur_in_trouble | null | None | null | null | null | 1347314292 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zoayj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zoayj/tifu_got_drunk_pissed_in_bed/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413587707 | 12 | None | {} | **TL;DR read the title**.
So for the couple of weeks I have been drinking pretty heavily, due to stress, boredom, and for the cause of my fuck up today, i have discovered that drinking water throughout the night will completely diminish my hangovers in the morning.
So these past two weeks I have been drinking heavi... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Got drunk, pissed in bed | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zoayj/tifu_got_drunk_pissed_in_bed/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | KittenPurrs | null | None | null | null | null | 1347313110 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347333733 | 0 | null | null | zo9r4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 117 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zo9r4/tifu_by_endangering_myself_and_others_while/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413587753 | 559 | None | {} | I was driving merrily along when the mother of all spiders spun down from my sun visor, mere inches from my face. I completely lost my shit, flailed at it, knocked it somewhere, and then went into full panic mode trying to figure out where that bastard went. Then I hear the warning "boop boop" of the police car behin... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by "endangering [myself] and others" while responding irrationally to a spider. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zo9r4/tifu_by_endangering_myself_and_others_while/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | only_one_contact | null | None | null | null | null | 1347308108 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zo49u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zo49u/tifu_by_botching_an_introduction_with_a_girl/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413587964 | 53 | None | {} | A girl walked up to me today, stuck out her hand, and said something that sounded like, "Jizz." Not knowing what to say in return I replied, "I'm sorry, I don't think I can right now." "That's my name!" she snapped, before stalking away in a huff. I followed her to make sure I had listened correctly and also to apologi... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by botching an introduction with a girl named "Jyz," pronounced "jizz." | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zo49u/tifu_by_botching_an_introduction_with_a_girl/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347287926 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347293024 | 0 | null | null | znk6n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/znk6n/last_week_i_fucked_up_by_letting_it_slip_to_two/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413588784 | 33 | None | {} | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Last week I fucked up by letting it slip to two guys in my class that I play video games | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/znk6n/last_week_i_fucked_up_by_letting_it_slip_to_two/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347284255 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | znh81 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 42 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/znh81/tifu_alcohol_is_a_bastard_for_its_laxative_effect/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413588912 | 151 | None | {} | Woke up on my friend's couch while two other guys were asleep in the same room, after a night of lethal drinking. As soon as I woke up my anus felt like it was going to explode, I knew that as soon as I had gotten access to a toilet it was going to be loud, messy, and smelly.
This is where one problem arrived though. ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Alcohol is a bastard for its laxative effect. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/znh81/tifu_alcohol_is_a_bastard_for_its_laxative_effect/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347266393 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zn8ef | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zn8ef/tifu_by_buttering_up_my_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413589259 | 15 | None | {} | My teenage daughter is taking a Wilton cake decorating class. So when she told me that she needed to bake a cake and make a pound of buttercream frosting, we headed off to the grocery store. When we were done shopping, we started off for my Mother's house, groceries in tow.
I knew that frosting is better when the bu... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU By Buttering Up My Car | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zn8ef/tifu_by_buttering_up_my_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347253717 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zn1ic | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zn1ic/tifu_by_getting_into_a_fender_bender/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413589535 | 12 | None | {} | Not a huge fuck up. I felt bad cuz it was my fault; I assumed the car in front of me was moving and I looked down for a second to turn on my music on my mp3 player and I just bumped him. He just bought the car too (didn't even have a license plate on it yet). I told him id give him cash if he didn't want insurance inv... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting into a fender bender. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zn1ic/tifu_by_getting_into_a_fender_bender/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347253280 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zn15q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zn15q/tifupdate_by_being_the_crazy_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413589547 | 16 | None | {} | Hi, guys. I know I only posted earlier today about all the shit I did the night before about being crazy. Here's the [original thread](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zlpda/tifu_by_being_the_crazy_girlfriend/). I don't know if I should update here or on the original thread, so I'm doing both.
Anyway, my bf ca... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFUpdate: by being the crazy girlfriend | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zn15q/tifupdate_by_being_the_crazy_girlfriend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347406503 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zqj61 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zqj61/tifu_by_passing_a_truck/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413584432 | 1 | None | {} | I was driving home on a long stretch of road when I eventually caught up to a semi truck that was ahead of me. After I was behind him for a while, he turned on his left blinker, so I pulled back, in expectation of him turning. He didn't turn. The blinker was on for about three minutes longer and during this time he was... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by passing a truck | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zqj61/tifu_by_passing_a_truck/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | havecandy3dday | null | None | null | null | null | 1347397709 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347398052 | 0 | null | null | zq9iv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zq9iv/til_my_world_studies_teacher_literally_could_have/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413584861 | 0 | None | {} | I have always been to lazy to make a reddit account but after hearing this today I never had the urge to retell someone's story like this. On September 7th, 2001 my teacher was living in Hollywood Florida and decided to go out with his cousins drinking. I go to school
right near the area that this happened. There is ... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIL my world studies teacher literally could have prevented 9/11 | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zq9iv/til_my_world_studies_teacher_literally_could_have/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1347394256 | null | None | self.tifu | 1347396796 | 0 | null | null | zq5os | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zq5os/tifu_by_telling_my_ex_girlfriends_best_mate_that/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413585023 | 1 | None | {} | So I was just texting my Ex girlfriends best friend and we got to the subject about how I sort of only got with my ex to get closer to her, I then went on to say that I find her attractive and think we would make a cute couple, Blahh blah blahh. Lo and behold. My ex was the one with her friends phone. So now I'm f*cked... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my Ex Girlfriend's best mate that I fancied her.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zq5os/tifu_by_telling_my_ex_girlfriends_best_mate_that/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Schtekarn | null | None | null | null | null | 1347391200 | null | None | self.tifu | False | 0 | null | null | zq279 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | null | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/zq279/tifu_by_saying_happy_911_to_my_professor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1413585160 | 355 | None | {} | I'm a foreign exchange student, and when I get nervous, I sometimes mix sentences up, so after a lecture we were talking about 9/11 and he mentioned how his birthday is today, so I look up at him and say "Oh, your birthday is today? Happy 9/11!" With a big smile on my face. No matter what I tried to say to save the sit... | null | null | False | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by saying "happy 9/11" to my professor. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zq279/tifu_by_saying_happy_911_to_my_professor/ | null | null | null | null |
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