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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334052166 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s2c9h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s2c9h | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s2c9h/tifu_cuppa_soup/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I turned on the kettle and walked off to do something else. Came back and poured the water into the powder soup junk. Turns out the kettle wasn't ever plugged in.
Cold lumpy soup. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU cuppa soup. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s2c9h/tifu_cuppa_soup/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nicolenyan | null | None | null | null | null | 1334036653 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s25m6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s25m6 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s25m6/tifu_stereotyped/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | I recently got a new job, and have had difficulty learning people's names (we wear name tags, but you can't always see them). All day I had heard people calling our black manager "Shaniqua." I had a question about something, so I approached her and called by this supposed name. She quickly corrected me and said her nam... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Stereotyped | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s25m6/tifu_stereotyped/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | anakshot369 | null | None | null | null | null | 1334031881 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s225h | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s225h | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s225h/tifu_drove_off_with_a_gas_pump_still_in_my_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 54 | null | null | I will be expecting a fine. Other than that, A GOOD DAY. (btw, first post) | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Drove off with a gas pump still in my car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s225h/tifu_drove_off_with_a_gas_pump_still_in_my_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334030598 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s213p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s213p | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s213p/tifu_and_burnt_my_hand/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was pouring water into a cup soup and holding the cup with my left hand and missed the extremely small crack that you have to aim the water in, dribbled off the top of the cup all over my hand. But... I ended up with a burn that kinda looks like I punched someone with [rings on] (http://imgur.com/hqJxT) | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and burnt my hand | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s213p/tifu_and_burnt_my_hand/ | null | null | null | null |
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* Found the problem, looked at the time, realized I had five minutes to catch the bus for class.
* Realized I forgot my metrocard
*EDIT: Realized I forgot my headphones...now I can't listen to the files I transferred from my ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU-Not so bad, but still feel dumb | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s1xlg/tifunot_so_bad_but_still_feel_dumb/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Trollemmiwinks | null | None | null | null | null | 1334171482 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | s4sow | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s4sow | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s4sow/tifu_drank_regular_milk_instead_of_lactaid_milk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 231 | null | null | I'm lactose intolerant. Like continent of Asia, completely lacking the proper digestive enzymes, diarrhea storm kind of lactose intolerant. I woke up kindof sleepy and hungover and drank some regular skim milk (my roommate's). I usually drink Lactaid milk. I couldn't throw it up and I didn't have any lactaid pills on h... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Drank regular milk instead of Lactaid milk: shit my pants on my way to work trying to fart | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s4sow/tifu_drank_regular_milk_instead_of_lactaid_milk/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | GroceryBagSlave | null | None | null | null | null | 1334121020 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s3w2m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s3w2m | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s3w2m/tifu_by_dropping_my_ipod_out_of_the_car_when_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | There I am, riding shotty in my friend's car, minding my own business, when we stop at a red light. I look to my left and see a sweet-ass quarter right there on the sidewalk. "I've got time," I think. Lightning quick like Raiden I hop out the vehicle, pick up the quarter and dash back into my seat. The light change... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping my iPod out of the car when I hopped out to pick up a quarter on the sidewalk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s3w2m/tifu_by_dropping_my_ipod_out_of_the_car_when_i/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | LittleSprout | null | None | null | null | null | 1334108662 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s3ll7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s3ll7 | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s3ll7/tifu_by_telling_my_professor_and_dissertation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 110 | null | null | He was saying that a friend of his suggested he should make an "It Gets Better" video for people in academia.
I assumed he meant about being gay, and he was coming out to me for whatever reason, and I said "Oh you really should. It's important for people to hear, etc etc."
He explained to me he meant once you get mor... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling my professor (and dissertation advisor) he should be proud of being gay. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s3ll7/tifu_by_telling_my_professor_and_dissertation/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | piggy_in_the_mirror | null | None | null | null | null | 1334262734 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s6qti | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s6qti | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s6qti/tifu_made_an_immature_joke_to_my_ex_and_he_took/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | We've been broken up a little over a month and I hadn't seen him for a few weeks, just saw him out randomly today. Stopped to small chat and though it was awkward it was nice to see him. At the end of the convo I said "Try not to be a dick and respond to your texts sometimes" (as a jab, since he said he wanted to stay ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made an immature joke to my ex and he took it the wrong way. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s6qti/tifu_made_an_immature_joke_to_my_ex_and_he_took/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nick2345 | null | None | null | null | null | 1334261436 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s6pkf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s6pkf | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s6pkf/tifu_gave_a_project_presentation_with_my_fly/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Got home from a class presentation today and took a piss, realized I didn't have to unzip. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Gave a project presentation with my fly unzipped. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s6pkf/tifu_gave_a_project_presentation_with_my_fly/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ta1901 | null | None | null | null | null | 1334259160 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | s6ni2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s6ni2 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s6ni2/tifu_i_ate_a_bunch_of_popcorn_fainted_and_fell/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 41 | null | null | I was working at an office in a suit and tie.
I like popcorn. I like to eat big handfuls of popcorn at work. As I was doing this, some got stuck in my throat. So I'm desperately trying to swallow, when I lean back, and black out mostly. I fall over backwards in my chair and "wake up" choking and gasping for air. The ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I ate a bunch of popcorn, fainted, and fell over in my chair...at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s6ni2/tifu_i_ate_a_bunch_of_popcorn_fainted_and_fell/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334255079 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s6jrx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s6jrx | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s6jrx/tifu_shot_a_framing_nail_right_through_the_240v/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Wasn't paying attention while framing in a window and shot a nail clean through the red wire inside the electrical running to my dryer. Idiot. Idiot move. Luckily breaker was already off and it only costed 25 bucks in wire and 30 minutes to run the new cable.
http://imgur.com/AeJlA | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Shot a framing nail right through the 240V wire. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s6jrx/tifu_shot_a_framing_nail_right_through_the_240v/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334208436 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s5qvx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s5qvx | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s5qvx/tifu_opened_loud_porn_on_my_computer_with_my_boss/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 152 | null | null | First thing, I opened my laptop while sitting next to my boss to find porn still loudly playing from the night before and I couldn't stop it. It kept going after I slammed my laptop shut. Also, I'm a woman and my boss is a man if that adds any more layers of awkward. So, yay! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Opened loud porn on my computer with my boss sitting next to me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s5qvx/tifu_opened_loud_porn_on_my_computer_with_my_boss/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334198650 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s5ipp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s5ipp | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s5ipp/tifu_by_i_accidently_pulling_of_the_z_key_and_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Can anyone tell me how the put the key back on the keyboard? I have no idea what to do with computers :/ | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by i accidently pulling of the 'z' key and the 'rctrl' key on my laptop , anyone know how to put it back on (computer is Acer Aspire 5742-6643)? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s5ipp/tifu_by_i_accidently_pulling_of_the_z_key_and_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | T3HK4T | null | None | null | null | null | 1334196928 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s5h0d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s5h0d | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s5h0d/tifu_forgot_to_take_off_my_pants_when_using_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | (All Happened Yesterday)
I woke up, feeling sorta sick, but it wasn't terrible, so i sucked it up.
As a Sub. at a middle school today (The High School I normally work in was closed, another story) I went out the door, and started driving.
When I got to the school, I was about 7 minutes late, not a big deal, so I progr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Forgot to take off my pants when using the crapper. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s5h0d/tifu_forgot_to_take_off_my_pants_when_using_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334193696 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s5duj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s5duj | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s5duj/tifu_humiliated_myself_in_front_of_entire/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | Thinking I could improvise a dance solo because I forgot nearly the entire routine.
I fucked up bad. The entire school was laughing at me and recorded it. It's probably all over Facebook. Scared to watch the video, | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Humiliated myself in front of entire highschool while performing on stage. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s5duj/tifu_humiliated_myself_in_front_of_entire/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kewl_Beanz9797 | null | None | null | null | null | 1334190256 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s5akc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s5akc | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s5akc/tifu_when_i_dropped_my_ipod_in_milk_for_the_third/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU When I dropped my Ipod in milk for the THIRD TIME! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s5akc/tifu_when_i_dropped_my_ipod_in_milk_for_the_third/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334360912 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s8rll | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s8rll | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s8rll/tifu_by_trying_to_jump_over_a_gate_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So today after school, I see my friend with his new car. It's a black 2011 Honda Accord that his parent's bought a couple months ago. We're Juniors in high school by the way. So I go over to greet him by trying to jump over this small gate. The gate wasn't too tall so I though I could make it, but I failed to realize t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: By trying to jump over a gate and accidentally hitting my friend's car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s8rll/tifu_by_trying_to_jump_over_a_gate_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | lessatms | null | None | null | null | null | 1334357609 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s8ozf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s8ozf | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s8ozf/tifu_i_quit_something_i_loved_and_have_thought_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | I'm a senior in highschool who grew up playing only rec baseball, none of that club or travel bullshit. My highschool is good at baseball despite being a predominantly lacrosse school. I tried out freshman year and, largely due to my former obesity, was cut.
Fast forward 3 years and I am now a senior whose been on... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I quit something I loved and have thought of nothing but how I regret my decision. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s8ozf/tifu_i_quit_something_i_loved_and_have_thought_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | hypnofed | null | None | null | null | null | 1334346749 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s8fjp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s8fjp | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s8fjp/is_anyone_else_getting_tired_of_the_various_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 84 | null | null | So we seem to be getting QUITE a lot of these posts. Am I the only one who finds them repetitive and disgusting? What made me join this subreddit was the original thread and all the stories that boiled down to social fuck ups as well as the "milk on the shelf, cereal in the fridge" mistakes. Now if the "I shit mysel... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Is anyone else getting tired of the various "I shit my pants" TIFUs? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s8fjp/is_anyone_else_getting_tired_of_the_various_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zfriderici | null | None | null | null | null | 1334346086 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s8ewt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s8ewt | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s8ewt/tifu_just_read_the_text_box/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Got drunk last night, decided to pull an all nighter (was successful), ate breakfast, hangover hit me all at once, got sick, barely made work and my presentation, haven't slept yet. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Just read the text box | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s8ewt/tifu_just_read_the_text_box/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | playingwithcrayons | null | None | null | null | null | 1334343605 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s8clq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s8clq | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s8clq/tifu_tried_to_sooth_my_sorrows_with_a_bath_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 133 | null | null | (reposted cause I failed to put [TIFU] in the title first time round!)
Was painfully tired and seriously beaten down by a really rough several months, decided to go all out with self-care: bath, candles, even moved speakers from bedroom to bathroom.
While unplugging the speakers from my room to move them to the bathr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null |
[TIFU] Tried to sooth my sorrows with a bath with music and candles; managed to set fire to my favorite 10-yr-old pair of jeans which I have been wearing weekly because they remind me of my recently passed grandma
| null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s8clq/tifu_tried_to_sooth_my_sorrows_with_a_bath_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | playingwithcrayons | null | None | null | null | null | 1334333417 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s837l | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s837l | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s837l/tried_to_sooth_my_sorrows_with_a_bath_with_music/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tried to sooth my sorrows with a bath with music and candles; managed to set fire to my favorite 10-yr-old pair of jeans which I have been wearing weekly because they remind me of my recently passed grandma | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s837l/tried_to_sooth_my_sorrows_with_a_bath_with_music/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | feelinweird | null | None | null | null | null | 1334308463 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s7pb5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s7pb5 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s7pb5/tifu_kneecap_guy_says_way_too_much_to_roommate_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | I posted [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rnpz0/tifu_fucked_up_my_kneecap_in_front_of_60_people/) about two weeks ago. This new story is not at all relevant but it hurts. I serendipitously met the roommate of the girl I secretly adore and drunkenly divulged more-than-necessary information about my infatuati... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: kneecap guy says way too much to roommate of cute girl. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s7pb5/tifu_kneecap_guy_says_way_too_much_to_roommate_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334303512 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s7nhw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s7nhw | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s7nhw/tifu_completely_hypothetical_if_i_used_a_fire/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Just curious, *of course*, because it's not a real thing that happened **at all**... but really, advice? | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: (completely hypothetical) if I used a fire extinguisher in dorm for fun? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s7nhw/tifu_completely_hypothetical_if_i_used_a_fire/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | stillconscious | null | None | null | null | null | 1334279866 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s76ut | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s76ut | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s76ut/tifu_didnt_eat_food_for_a_few_days_got_really/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 55 | null | null | A few months ago I did a juice fast and it felt fantastic so on Monday I decided it was time to start another one. I'm trying to lose weight. I bought lots of fruits and vegetables to juice and have been mostly sitting around my house all week. Last time I juiced I drank 4-5 glasses of juice a day, but this time I kind... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Didn't eat food for a few days, got really high, passed out, shit my pants | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s76ut/tifu_didnt_eat_food_for_a_few_days_got_really/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334276691 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s740d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s740d | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s740d/tifu_accidentally_sat_on_a_boys_face_he_hates_me/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | And my butt hurts. We were playing shark and minnows (we're 15, we only played today I swear) and someone pushed him down and I got pushed, resulting in my ass connecting with his face. He reported me to the principle for hacking a classmate's gmail account later that day and hates me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Accidentally sat on a boy's face, he hates me now. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s740d/tifu_accidentally_sat_on_a_boys_face_he_hates_me/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | KamiCrit | null | None | null | null | null | 1334275940 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s73d0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s73d0 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s73d0/tifu_spilt_power_steering_fluid_down_the_front_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Was doing my own thing in Autoshop when the teacher requested that I go find some small diameter tubing for the clutch actuator lines.
So I make my way to the parts room and start digging around for tubing. I spot a round tub up above me on a shelf that looks like it would hold cottage cheese/sour cream. Just like all... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Spilt power steering fluid down the front of myself | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s73d0/tifu_spilt_power_steering_fluid_down_the_front_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | InLoveWithABoy | null | None | null | null | null | 1334443832 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sa2gc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sa2gc | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sa2gc/tifu_ipod_taken_away_teacher_finds_note/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | For the past week or so I brought my iPod to study hall(my school is very strict about phones and shit). Angry Birds decided to be a dick and blast the volume. The room is always very silent, because the teacher likes us to hear her eating her Twinkies. When she was heard the noise, she started walking towards me. I wa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- iPod taken away, teacher finds note. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sa2gc/tifu_ipod_taken_away_teacher_finds_note/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334439194 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s9z2e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s9z2e | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s9z2e/tifu_got_too_drunk_read_34_year_old_myspace/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | So, Thursday evening I decide to have a few drinks. I drank more than I should have and started reading old emails and Myspace messages from anywhere between 3-5 years ago from ladies who I screwed up with or they screwed me up and I got pretty depressed over how many mistakes I've made in my life.
Went to sleep, wok... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Got too drunk, read 3-4 year old Myspace messages from ex-girlfriends, had a dream about my most recent ex, drove six miles with my gas cap open and a slew of other things. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s9z2e/tifu_got_too_drunk_read_34_year_old_myspace/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | man_of_porno | null | None | null | null | null | 1334432670 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s9udh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s9udh | null | 40 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s9udh/tifu_i_drank_half_a_bottle_of_nyquil_and_threw_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 78 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU i drank half a bottle of NyQuil and threw up everywhere. unable to walk i slept in my vomit for 5 hours till my grandparents found me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s9udh/tifu_i_drank_half_a_bottle_of_nyquil_and_threw_up/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334430766 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s9sy9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s9sy9 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s9sy9/tifu_being_very_sap_while_texting_a_friend_of_mine/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I just got a phone recent after nearly a year of not having one, and I decided to try to pick up texting again. Just to get this out of the way, I can't text well. Some of you are probably asking, "How the hell can you not be good at texting when you can type and write"? For me, I just get nervous when I text, and when... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Being very SAP while texting a friend of mine. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s9sy9/tifu_being_very_sap_while_texting_a_friend_of_mine/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OrangeMonkeyee | null | None | null | null | null | 1334428963 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s9rp1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s9rp1 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s9rp1/burned_my_arm/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Burned my arm | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s9rp1/burned_my_arm/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334427027 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s9q9r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s9q9r | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s9q9r/tifu_i_cockblocked_a_friend_by_making_everyone/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | So, as pathetic as this sounds, here we go.
Lately I've been somewhat seeing this girl, we've had fun, she claimed she likes me etc etc etc...
So today i realized things weren't as good as i suspected, so i went the pub with some friends, we watched a soccer match, and we had a generally good night, until i got drunk... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | [TIFU] I cockblocked a friend by making everyone depressed with my problems. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s9q9r/tifu_i_cockblocked_a_friend_by_making_everyone/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334380635 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | s95cg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s95cg | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s95cg/tifu_broken_friendship_rude_awakening_gonna_get/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I made a jokingly comment on someones status. I really screwed up there. 2 family members who have been friends for 30 years are no longer friends. After school, my mom picked me up. A truck failed at merging into another lane, and rammed my side and door when i was sleeping. Somehow got one person to be mad at me, now... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | [TIFU] Broken friendship, Rude awakening, Gonna get jumped, Another broken friendship, Accidental gas passing, A stomach ache and 10 bathroom trips later... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s95cg/tifu_broken_friendship_rude_awakening_gonna_get/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BlueBallsMcGee | null | None | null | null | null | 1334371060 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s8z3p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s8z3p | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s8z3p/tifu_corollary_missed_a_casual_sex_opportunity/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Corollary: Missed a casual sex opportunity, instead gained a casual sex partner, established through the phrase "sex kitten"... she was joking. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s8z3p/tifu_corollary_missed_a_casual_sex_opportunity/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | BlueBallsMcGee | null | None | null | null | null | 1334367357 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | s8wel | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_s8wel | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/s8wel/tifu_when_i_completely_missed_a_casual_sex/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 23 | null | null | I was invited to a girl's house at a time when I would arrive at 9 PM... The word "boy toy" was later used. I'm a fucking idiot. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I completely missed a casual sex opportunity | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/s8wel/tifu_when_i_completely_missed_a_casual_sex/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | nuxenolith | null | None | null | null | null | 1334529224 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sbel7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sbel7 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sbel7/tifu_by_shitting_my_pants_in_front_of_neil/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Jesus H. Christ, I am done with these shat myself/pissed myself/vomited all over "fuck-ups." They're not original. They're involuntary bodily functions that just so happened to be incredibly inopportune, the result of bad luck.
Genuine fuck-ups involve some gross misunderstanding or foot-in-mouth input to create an ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shitting my pants in front of Neil deGrasse Tyson, pissing spaghetti all over my cat, and vomiting into my grandmother's casket—simultaneously | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sbel7/tifu_by_shitting_my_pants_in_front_of_neil/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334509673 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sayw5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sayw5 | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sayw5/tifu_by_getting_too_drunk_and_then_falling_into/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | Got blackout drunk, came home and threw up all over my dorm sink. Then I went to the bathroom, pissed everywhere but the toilet, slipped and fell into my own urine. Threw up in the shower too, so I ended up with vomit and piss all over my clothes. Unfortunately, this was all witnessed by two friends that brought me hom... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting too drunk and then falling into my own piss | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sayw5/tifu_by_getting_too_drunk_and_then_falling_into/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334466150 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | sagtm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sagtm | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sagtm/tifu_by_telling_the_truth_drinking_booze_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 36 | null | null | I guess this is also a vent/rant/fuckitI'mtypingmyproblemsontheinternet.
I'm 28 years old and I'm upset at myself. I admitted to my girlfriend tonight that I've
been drinking when I said I wouldn't anymore to get her back. I was never violent when I drank mind you, but I would not care so much about others feelings... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling the truth; drinking booze and smoking the reefer. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sagtm/tifu_by_telling_the_truth_drinking_booze_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Iclearedmycookies | null | None | null | null | null | 1334460041 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sadae | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sadae | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sadae/tifu_by_telling_the_truth_drinking_booze_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by telling the truth; drinking booze and smoking the reefer. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sadae/tifu_by_telling_the_truth_drinking_booze_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | thejamesstage | null | None | null | null | null | 1334613462 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sd3j4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sd3j4 | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sd3j4/tifu_by_using_a_vending_machine_my_chips_getting/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by using a vending machine, my chips getting stuck, inserting another dollar to get them both, and then both getting stuck | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sd3j4/tifu_by_using_a_vending_machine_my_chips_getting/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | web_weaver | null | None | null | null | null | 1334612056 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sd23x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sd23x | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sd23x/tifu_made_of_fun_of_someone_who_had_lost_her/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 43 | null | null | I saw a friend of mine wearing glasses, which i didn't knew she needed...so I started making fun of her, in a friendly way...she tells me that if I only knew why she had them on I wouldn't be making jokes...so I try to be funny saying: "but I do know....its cause you cant see!"
turns out her grandpa had died and becau... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: made of fun of someone who had lost her grandpa... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sd23x/tifu_made_of_fun_of_someone_who_had_lost_her/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334608876 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | scyy4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_scyy4 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/scyy4/tifu_by_getting_my_first_ever_detention_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So today, I've gotten my first ever detention in high school, and even in my life. I got this detention by promptly holding my former friend's head and smacking his face into a locker twice, causing him to get a bloody nose, and forehead. Now, don't worry, I'm not some dickhead who'd go hit people to solve my problems,... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting my first ever detention and losing a very close friend of mine. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/scyy4/tifu_by_getting_my_first_ever_detention_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334602617 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | scsnx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_scsnx | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/scsnx/tifu_by_stealing_a_car_getting_caught_and_then/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | First day of spring break, me and my friend get a brilliant idea that we are gonna go meet some guys and hang out on the beach. We have to steal her dads car to do this. We finally get the keys, almost get to their condo, and they fell asleep. So we come back and get caught and her parents have to call my mom at 3am. N... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by stealing a car, getting caught, and then getting caught with pictures. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/scsnx/tifu_by_stealing_a_car_getting_caught_and_then/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | perrysix | null | None | null | null | null | 1334601200 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | scr9s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_scr9s | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/scr9s/tifu_exposing_my_laptop_to_minimal_amount_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU exposing my laptop to minimal amount of redbull. lost past few days work on my dissertation ( due on the 25th) by accidentally saving the backup in the wrong file directory ( not on the backup) >.< | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/scr9s/tifu_exposing_my_laptop_to_minimal_amount_of/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334589673 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sch5i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sch5i | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sch5i/tifu_loosing_5_and_then_20_mins_later_loosing_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So yeah, shit. Guess I'll have to smoke blunts all 4/20. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, loosing £5 and then 20 mins later loosing my 25g tobacco pouch. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sch5i/tifu_loosing_5_and_then_20_mins_later_loosing_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334577235 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sc9b6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sc9b6 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sc9b6/tifu_with_my_breakfast/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 42 | null | null | First, I bit a banana. Without peeling it. Then, I made eggs- in my cereal. Then I put the milk in the cupboard and forgot about until about five minutes ago (ate breakfast at 5:30). | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU with my breakfast | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sc9b6/tifu_with_my_breakfast/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Timaeus_L | null | None | null | null | null | 1334547619 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sbudg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sbudg | null | 83 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sbudg/tifu_by_nearly_blinding_myself_trying_to_take_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 185 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by nearly blinding myself trying to take my contacts out when I didn't wear them today. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sbudg/tifu_by_nearly_blinding_myself_trying_to_take_my/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Dyslexicmusic | null | None | null | null | null | 1334539182 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sbmv3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sbmv3 | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sbmv3/tifu_by_going_too_triggerhappy_with_cleaning_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by going too "trigger-happy" with cleaning my MacBook's hard drive and now it won't start up | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sbmv3/tifu_by_going_too_triggerhappy_with_cleaning_my/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334704038 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sf0kv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sf0kv | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sf0kv/spent_my_entire_school_day_on_reddit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Spent my entire school day on reddit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sf0kv/spent_my_entire_school_day_on_reddit/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | zerosandwiches | null | None | null | null | null | 1334698489 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sevhp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sevhp | null | 48 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sevhp/tifu_crashed_a_minivan_while_racing_a_dude_on_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 85 | null | null | I'm on the way to work in my Mazda 5 on a windy road, when this dude in a Jetta GLI comes screaming up behind me. Rather than pull over to let him pass, I stomped it and tried to see if I could keep him off my ass (couldn't). When it was time for my turnoff, I misjudged the curve and went into a tall curb on the othe... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Crashed a minivan while racing a dude on a windy mountain road (pic inside) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sevhp/tifu_crashed_a_minivan_while_racing_a_dude_on_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334651932 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sdy37 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sdy37 | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sdy37/tifu_i_asked_a_canadian_girl_i_had_just_met_if/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 82 | null | null | In my defense; I was in Vegas, I was extremely drunk, and it was 6am. She was really cute and pretty awesome to add on to the terribleness. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I asked a Canadian girl I had just met if Canadians celebrate Christmas. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sdy37/tifu_i_asked_a_canadian_girl_i_had_just_met_if/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | vulch | null | None | null | null | null | 1334646579 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sdvyh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sdvyh | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sdvyh/tifu_half_asleep_in_class_and_laughed_when/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Feelsbadman.jpg. I was up all night and so tired in class and laughed for some reason (no longer funny to me). Mentioned that the asian women think they're in NYC (we're not in NYC). Fail. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Half asleep in class and laughed when professor brought up local brothels, and the women who think their in NYC | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sdvyh/tifu_half_asleep_in_class_and_laughed_when/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Illpackallama | null | None | null | null | null | 1334622616 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sdc5q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sdc5q | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sdc5q/tifu_wife_bought_me_a_coconut_that_had_gone_bad/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 32 | null | null | My wife bought a coconut for me today. I was super excited, as I view coconut to be a great delicacy. As I was joyously preparing the coconut for consumption, I noticed that the base of it was surprisingly soft. Curious, I began to feel and push on it, when suddenly, a blast of murky, rancid water burst forth from the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, wife bought me a coconut that had gone bad. Story inside. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sdc5q/tifu_wife_bought_me_a_coconut_that_had_gone_bad/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | armaniac | null | None | null | null | null | 1334621558 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | sdb5b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sdb5b | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sdb5b/tifu_left_my_dads_truck_running_in_the_parking/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | I don't get to borrow my dad's car often but this was a special occasion. I was going to the closing night of my play and I was allowed to take the truck up to my college campus instead of the bus. My dad has a [2001 GMC Yukon.](http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq255/imperio_norteno/ARNIES%20AUTO/DSC03056.jpg) Natura... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Left my dad's truck running in the parking lot for four hours. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sdb5b/tifu_left_my_dads_truck_running_in_the_parking/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SickShitStormTrooper | null | None | null | null | null | 1334787831 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sgrx9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sgrx9 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sgrx9/tifu_by_shitting_on_my_bedwith_no_sheets/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | I woke up incredibly, ridiculously sick and feverish today. Despite that, I wasn't feeling too ill to my stomach. So, getting ready for class, I sit on my bed completely naked and really not wanting to move. All of a sudden, hmmm.. a fart? I fart. OH SHIT THAT WAS NOT A FART. THERE IS DIARRHEA ON MY BED. And.. I had no... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shitting on my bed...with no sheets | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sgrx9/tifu_by_shitting_on_my_bedwith_no_sheets/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | throwaway10000233333 | null | None | null | null | null | 1334783005 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sgnof | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sgnof | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sgnof/tifu_lost_my_car_in_the_hospital_parking_garage/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | I walked all 5 floors up and down, awkwardly saying "god damnit" every two minutes or so. I hadn't eaten in about 36 hours and it was hot as fuck. I started getting stressed and confused. Turns out it was in a different garage. I was looking at the map upside-down. My mother was in a wheelchair in the blistering heat t... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Lost my car in the hospital parking garage for half an hour | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sgnof/tifu_lost_my_car_in_the_hospital_parking_garage/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | flitterella | null | None | null | null | null | 1334776223 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sggtc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sggtc | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sggtc/tifu_by_recalling_what_my_british_friend_said/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 23 | null | null | Waste of a perfectly good pastry. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by recalling what my British friend said about tampons being called "jam sponges" in the UK mid-jelly doughnut. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sggtc/tifu_by_recalling_what_my_british_friend_said/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Restart417 | null | None | null | null | null | 1334766048 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sg76x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sg76x | null | 25 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sg76x/tifu_because_of_my_continuous_downloading/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 108 | null | null | what do, reddit?
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU because of my continuous downloading, administrators disconnected the internet in our university student council office. I'm Vice President. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sg76x/tifu_because_of_my_continuous_downloading/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mysecondpost | null | None | null | null | null | 1334765545 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sg6qp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sg6qp | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sg6qp/tifu_by_dranking_milk_at_my_buddys_thanking_him/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 84 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dranking milk at my buddy's, thanking him for the strawberry milk only to find out it was two week old chocolate milk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sg6qp/tifu_by_dranking_milk_at_my_buddys_thanking_him/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Ankins1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1334721646 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | sfgwq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sfgwq | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sfgwq/tifu_bought_a_donut_machine_for_no_reason/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | I guess I had a mindfart, because I don't even like donuts. And they have a no-return policy. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | [TIFU] Bought a donut machine for no reason | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sfgwq/tifu_bought_a_donut_machine_for_no_reason/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334721049 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sfgec | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sfgec | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sfgec/oopsim_a_dick_meme_contest/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | "Oops....I'm a dick." Meme contest?! | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sfgec/oopsim_a_dick_meme_contest/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334718454 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sfe3a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sfe3a | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sfe3a/tifu_i_decided_it_would_be_a_good_idea_to_spend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I decided it would be a good idea to spend my entire science lesson of reddit | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sfe3a/tifu_i_decided_it_would_be_a_good_idea_to_spend/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | ToddATP | null | None | null | null | null | 1334710379 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sf6eg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sf6eg | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sf6eg/tifu_by_neglecting_s/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | I put in over 3 hours of work into video editing at my work just to have the computer crash and all of my editing lost forever. At least it only took me 2 hours to reedit the project. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by neglecting ⌘S | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sf6eg/tifu_by_neglecting_s/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334709491 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sf5m4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sf5m4 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sf5m4/i_was_cutting_down_a_tree_and_it_hit_my_neighbors/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I was cutting down a tree and it hit my neighbors house
picture listed | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sf5m4/i_was_cutting_down_a_tree_and_it_hit_my_neighbors/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334877176 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sinbt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sinbt | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sinbt/tifu_didnt_turn_in_homework_for_two_classes/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Distractions have become a huge part of my life now. Last night, I stayed up until 3 AM playing solitaire and reading Wikipedia. I knew I had class in the morning and I would be tired. I didn't care.
In the morning, I woke up to my alarm. Wanted a little more sleep to be less sleep-deprived from last night, so I set a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Didn't turn in homework for two classes, probably gonna fail them. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sinbt/tifu_didnt_turn_in_homework_for_two_classes/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334875054 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | silgm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_silgm | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/silgm/tifu_sleepeating_while_on_ambien_i_poured_milk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 30 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Sleep-eating while on Ambien, I poured milk into a bowl of empty edamame shells instead of my Fruity Pebbles and spilled all over the table. Then fell back asleep while trying to clean it up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/silgm/tifu_sleepeating_while_on_ambien_i_poured_milk/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Nortoreo | null | None | null | null | null | 1334875024 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | silfe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_silfe | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/silfe/tifu_while_working_with_radiation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 32 | null | null | I am a CEDO or certified exposure device operator, which means that I go to welding shops with a exposure device or a camera and inspect the welding. We have very strict rules when it comes to the amount of radiation we can pick up on our TLD (thermoluminescent dosimeter). Main number being that you can get 70 mR in a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while working with radiation... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/silfe/tifu_while_working_with_radiation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334874681 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sil3y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sil3y | null | 8 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/sil3y/tifuwell_actually_yesterday_i_posted_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | I asked Reddit what a good thing for a Transformer to transform into and asked for nothing NSFW cause I know there are people out there who might post something NSFW as a joke. so then I get these comments: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/sgm6v/what_are_some_interesting_things_for_a/
I'm annoyed. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU...well, actually yesterday. I posted to r/AskReddit and asked for nothing NSFW and it was automatically tagged as NSFW. Then got called a scumbag redditor just cause I didn't know how to untag it as NSFW. More inside. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sil3y/tifuwell_actually_yesterday_i_posted_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334874469 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sikxa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sikxa | null | 76 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sikxa/tifu_by_accidentally_shitting_on_my_friend/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 255 | null | null | This morning, I went to friend's apartment to meet up with him for breakfast. His apartment door has a broken lock, so I just went right on in. I found him asleep on the couch and decided it would be hilarious if I woke him up by farting in his face. I pulled down my pants so as to maximize the amount of air flow fr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally shitting on my friend. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sikxa/tifu_by_accidentally_shitting_on_my_friend/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334850611 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | shy9t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_shy9t | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/shy9t/tifu_i_pissed_on_myself_whilst_pooping/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 12 | null | null | Yeah, so my stomach was upset and I felt a massive bowel movement coming on. I rushed to my bathroom, pulled down my track pants, and I proceed to unleash a shitnami. As you know, one does not simply poop without peeing. During this shitastrophe, I'm overcome with glee, unaware that my penis is flopped out over the rim... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I pissed on myself whilst pooping | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/shy9t/tifu_i_pissed_on_myself_whilst_pooping/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | stupid_tax_throwaway | null | None | null | null | null | 1334847526 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | shvou | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_shvou | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/shvou/the_check_i_wrote_to_the_irs_bounced/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | The check I wrote to the IRS bounced. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/shvou/the_check_i_wrote_to_the_irs_bounced/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | GashcatUnpunished | null | None | null | null | null | 1334844511 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337972786 | null | False | null | shtbx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_shtbx | null | 49 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/shtbx/tifu_i_lost_my_entire_college_art_portfolio/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 189 | null | null | It has everything in it. My pad of expensive paper, all of my assignments, several of which were due today. My entire array of VERY expensive brushes, most of my expensive paint tubes.... I can't even do the assignment that was assigned today. My family has little money so buying those supplies is an ordeal.
I have no... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU... I lost my entire college art portfolio | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/shtbx/tifu_i_lost_my_entire_college_art_portfolio/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Bolargh | null | None | null | null | null | 1334834756 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | shnoz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_shnoz | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/shnoz/tifu_when_i_accidentally_pissed_all_over_myself/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 38 | null | null | I decided to have a pre-audition panic-pee, I was shaking so bad that it got everywhere, and you know you just can't stop it.
Looking on the bright side, I suppose it was a tough act to follow. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I accidentally pissed all over myself before the biggest audition of my life. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/shnoz/tifu_when_i_accidentally_pissed_all_over_myself/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | IWantALemur | null | None | null | null | null | 1334827771 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | shlg9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_shlg9 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/shlg9/tifu_by_taking_an_hour_and_twenty_minute_detour/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | So I'm on road A. The person who gave me directions told me to take road A then turn left onto road B, and then right onto road C. While on road A, there is an intersection with road C. So I pull over into a parking lot and call the person who gave me directions to see if there was a mistake in the directions. Shou... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by taking an hour and twenty minute detour to a job interview | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/shlg9/tifu_by_taking_an_hour_and_twenty_minute_detour/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kpowren | null | None | null | null | null | 1334822643 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | shjn1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_shjn1 | null | 10 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/shjn1/tifu_took_my_moms_car_without_her_knowing_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Rolled once in the air, once on the ground, no one can figure out how I'm alive. Pics to come, my mom wouldn't send them because she didn't want me to 'brag' about it. Also, it's my 18th birthday. Yay me! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Took my mom's car without her knowing and fell asleep behind the wheel. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/shjn1/tifu_took_my_moms_car_without_her_knowing_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | NomahTheGreat | null | None | null | null | null | 1334804682 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sh7r5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sh7r5 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sh7r5/tifu_when_i_accidentally_attempted_to_steal_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 61 | null | null | Today I Fucked Up when I was leaving work and walking into the parking lot. In a rush in the morning I tend to forget little details (ex. where I parked), so I see a Jeep I assume is mine and get in. With the ignition not starting to no avail, I angrily punch the wheel. It was then I noticed I'm being watched by the ow... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I accidentally attempted to steal a stranger's car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sh7r5/tifu_when_i_accidentally_attempted_to_steal_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334804203 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sh7bs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sh7bs | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sh7bs/tifu_by_taking_my_second_test_i_didnt_know_about/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'm a fucking moron. I'm supposed to be an engineering major. I know I'm awful at math and yet I decided to take 2 classes this semester to catch up (because I keep having to re-take them as I go), Calc 3 and Discrete math. I did decent on the first test for Discrete without much effort so I didn't go to class for a wh... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by taking my second test I didn't know about because I didn't go to class | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sh7bs/tifu_by_taking_my_second_test_i_didnt_know_about/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334803313 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sh6io | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sh6io | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sh6io/tifu_accidentely_ruined_new_redditors/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Sent him a list of what not to click, he thought I was joking and clicked it. The ordinary 'stay away' reddits, like r/spacedicks and whatnot.
WHAT DO I DO. WHAT IF HE SAYS I SENT HIM THAT STUFF. I had meant for him to know to stay AWAY form those places! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Accidentely ruined new redditors childhood/internet innocence. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sh6io/tifu_accidentely_ruined_new_redditors/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Dougal_McCafferty | null | None | null | null | null | 1334800196 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sh3ib | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sh3ib | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sh3ib/tifu_by_spending_200_on_hockey_tickets_to_a_game/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | Bought tickets to the Capitals vs Bruins game, got super pumped up for it, remembered that I have to take a train home tomorrow. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by spending $200+ on hockey tickets to a game I just realized I can't go to | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sh3ib/tifu_by_spending_200_on_hockey_tickets_to_a_game/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334950868 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sk6ym | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sk6ym | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sk6ym/tifu_after_reading_a_thread_about_sleeping_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Seriously, I'm a fucking idiot. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: After reading a thread about sleeping in contact lenses, I slept in my contact lenses. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sk6ym/tifu_after_reading_a_thread_about_sleeping_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | im_tw1g | null | None | null | null | null | 1334905170 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sjavl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sjavl | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sjavl/tifu_by_climbing_a_wall_that_was_part_of_a_shrine/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | So, on family holidays in Japan. Visited a shrine (only people there at the time) and after leaving, I decide to climb up a rock retaining wall under the side of the shrine. I didn't realize at the time that this would be kind of offensive.
Then a priest drove up. He had his hands on his cheeks, and a look of pure horr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by climbing a wall that was part of a shrine. The priest was watching. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sjavl/tifu_by_climbing_a_wall_that_was_part_of_a_shrine/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334898890 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sj6uj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sj6uj | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sj6uj/tifu_emailed_an_ex_about_a_porn_video_that_looked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | Completely fucked up thinking this video was of a very messy ex, proceeded to email her without thinking about it, realised it was not her so then decided to cover up by emailing her links to Viagra websites with the same subject heading as the first email in the hope she looks at the first one and deletes the rest! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Emailed an ex about a porn video that looked like her, then proceeded to pretend my email account was spamming to cover up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sj6uj/tifu_emailed_an_ex_about_a_porn_video_that_looked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JollyRoger61 | null | None | null | null | null | 1334893176 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sj20z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sj20z | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sj20z/tifu_missed_job_application/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | This isn't a huge deal but I feel pretty foolish. I've been planning on applying to a job online that didn't have a deadline. Of course this means it could close at any time. I've been so busy with school so it took me a while to write up a cover letter and get ready to apply. I was ready to apply today and of course i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Missed job application | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sj20z/tifu_missed_job_application/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Ineeni | null | None | null | null | null | 1334889625 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | siyr2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_siyr2 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/siyr2/tifu_working_computer_lab_today_i_had_a_person/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 15 | null | null | I didn't think peoples faces could contort like that it almost looked like the rage face: http://fuuu.us/265 | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Working computer lab today I had a person move a computer and stopped them...while closing I thought everyone was gone turns out she wasn't and I yelled "what a big fat fucking retard moves a computer in a computer lab with cubicles." | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/siyr2/tifu_working_computer_lab_today_i_had_a_person/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | p53angel | null | None | null | null | null | 1334888303 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sixjo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sixjo | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sixjo/tifu_by_arranging_a_meeting_with_a_prof_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | So, I'm in a journalism class as well as a microbiology class. For the journalism class, I was going to write a profile on my micro prof, and he was willing to meet me today for an interview. However, I realized about 45 minutes ago that I didn't know where his office was. No problem, I'll look it up on the uni website... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by arranging a meeting with a prof and neglecting to figure out where his office is | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sixjo/tifu_by_arranging_a_meeting_with_a_prof_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335031796 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | slikn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_slikn | null | 46 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/slikn/tifu_i_laughed_at_a_joke_my_friend_told_me/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 177 | null | null | My dad's cousin's funeral was today, she was very close to me and I loved her. But for some reason my brain decided to re-tell a joke my friend told me yesterday when they were lowering the casket. Fuck. I hate myself now, as does at least half of my relatives.
Jesus I'm an asshole. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I laughed at a joke my friend told me yesterday, during a funeral | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/slikn/tifu_i_laughed_at_a_joke_my_friend_told_me/ | null | null | null | null |
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