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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335016518 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sl8uj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sl8uj | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sl8uj/tifu_by_accepting_a_last_minute_prom_date_from_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I know this is my fault but the guy talks fast and before I could really excuse myself from the situation he'd had bought the tickets. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accepting a last minute prom date from a really kind and attractive Fes. He's ecstatic, but I never wanted to go to prom in the first place, which happens to be why I said no to my "boyfriend". Prom is today and I'm going to have to ruin somebodies morning. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sl8uj/tifu_by_accepting_a_last_minute_prom_date_from_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LoneCoffeeDefender | null | None | null | null | null | 1335003729 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sl4ed | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sl4ed | null | 20 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sl4ed/tifu_i_have_a_research_paper_due_about_6_hours/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 67 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I have a research paper due about 6 hours ago I started two hours ago. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sl4ed/tifu_i_have_a_research_paper_due_about_6_hours/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | drone13 | null | None | null | null | null | 1334992757 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sl0y1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sl0y1 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sl0y1/tifu_by_giving_a_speech_in_public_speaking_about/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 41 | null | null | The assignment was to bring a photograph with significance to the presenter and talk about it. I forgot my picture so I winged it and went on about how important the abstraction of "nothing" is to me while fawning over an ordinary piece of paper. Professor gave me a thumbs down and my peers think I'm either autistic or... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving a speech in public speaking about my most treasured photograph, a blank piece of paper. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sl0y1/tifu_by_giving_a_speech_in_public_speaking_about/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1334990168 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | skzvi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_skzvi | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/skzvi/tifu_i_am_going_to_fail_my_calculus_because_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I should have been cramming an entire semester worth of calculus, but I spent the day perusing the web. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU; I am going to fail my calculus because I spent the day procrastinating rather than studying. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/skzvi/tifu_i_am_going_to_fail_my_calculus_because_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bjoe9 | null | None | null | null | null | 1334979207 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sktit | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sktit | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sktit/tifu_turned_down_a_better_job/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 46 | null | null | I received a call from a tech recruiter about a job 5 minutes from my house that paid more. They needed filled the position as soon as possible. I drive 80 miles a day for my current job. I turned him down because I couldn't give a two weeks notice. Kicking myself in the ass about it now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Turned down a better job. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sktit/tifu_turned_down_a_better_job/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HankHillWearingACape | null | None | null | null | null | 1334972513 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | skowd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_skowd | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/skowd/tifu_vomiting_in_a_bag_in_school_and_instead_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Everyone saw it and a lot of people puked themselves, so it got all over the gym.
School closed because everyone was throwing up. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU vomiting in a bag in school and instead of walking right out to the nurse's office I walked around the whole gym and hallways | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/skowd/tifu_vomiting_in_a_bag_in_school_and_instead_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | done_in_by_data | null | None | null | null | null | 1334972359 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | skorw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_skorw | null | 38 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/skorw/tifu_and_started_a_shitstorm/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 48 | null | null | OK, here goes:
An ex employee turned over a company phone, and it was given to me to babysit. I looked through the phone and everything appeared to be erased except for the contact list and some recent texts...nothing out of the ordinary. My job was too answer it and reply to any messages. I won't pretend to be tech... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and started a shitstorm. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/skorw/tifu_and_started_a_shitstorm/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OrangeMonkeyee | null | None | null | null | null | 1334967636 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sklcc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sklcc | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sklcc/tifu_my_cookies/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So i'm making these dank ass chocolate chip cookies and have no butter so I'm using peanut oil. ( hmmm not sure about this) Then I converted 1 stick of butter as 1 cup of oil. Then I dumped in multi baking bisquick pancake mix. Wonder how these'll taste/ | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU my cookies | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sklcc/tifu_my_cookies/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | mndgrnla | null | None | null | null | null | 1335122006 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | smyjm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_smyjm | null | 32 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/smyjm/tifu_by_accidentally_knocking_over_a_bottle_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 68 | null | null | It was a glass bottle of course, so it made a huge mess. After I knocked it over, I ran into a bunch of people I knew who saw what happened. That was embarrassing.
Then, I almost got into a wreck on the drive home because I didn't get over into the right lane fast enough and I had to cut off the car behind me, and my... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally knocking over a bottle of wine at WalMart | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/smyjm/tifu_by_accidentally_knocking_over_a_bottle_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335103759 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | smm8x | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_smm8x | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/smm8x/tifu_i_lost_my_graduation_ring/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | When I graduated from Software Engineer in 2009, my parents gave me a gorgeous ring that had the logo of my university, my title, my initials, the date, and 3 tiny blue stones. It was simple, small and elegant. I promised to them I would always wear it. I took it off to wash my hands and put it in my pocket. But it's n... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I lost my graduation ring. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/smm8x/tifu_i_lost_my_graduation_ring/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Chairmanmeyow | null | None | null | null | null | 1335072712 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337795953 | null | False | null | smbbi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_smbbi | null | 88 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/smbbi/tifu_by_leaving_my_debit_card_in_the_atm_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 203 | null | null | UPDATE: Sorry it took me so long! I don't know if this is the proper way to update on a post, but here goes.
My bank gave me the money back with very little hassle a couple weeks after the incident. I had to wait for the charges to officially post to my account, which took a few days. I navigated the automated system... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my debit card in the ATM. The person behind me withdrew $900. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/smbbi/tifu_by_leaving_my_debit_card_in_the_atm_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | OutFawksed | null | None | null | null | null | 1335053305 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | slybe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_slybe | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/slybe/tifu_i_started_seeing_a_girl_that_friendzoned_one/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Hi Reddit,
My friend, lets call him Jack, is pretty much obsessed with this one girl and has been for maybe a year, lets call her Jane, and has been friendzoned pretty damn hard. Only problem is he doesn't seem to understand that it won't happen. Anyway I had met her a couple of times and got chatting with her on face... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I started seeing a girl that friendzoned one of my friends | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/slybe/tifu_i_started_seeing_a_girl_that_friendzoned_one/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | xyz66 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335219375 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sow5i | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sow5i | null | 37 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sow5i/tifu_because_i_just_found_out_ive_been_calling_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 210 | null | null | For the past 2 years, I've been calling this girl Susan, and I found out today that her name is really Jeanette, which would explain the look she'd give me whenever I said hi or tried talking to her. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU because I just found out I've been calling a girl I know by the wrong name for the past two years. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sow5i/tifu_because_i_just_found_out_ive_been_calling_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | inflexiblemadness | null | None | null | null | null | 1335218105 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | souwd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_souwd | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/souwd/tifu_by_accidentally_hitting_my_cat_so_hard_he/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 47 | null | null | My cat was sitting on the coffee table and the remote was to the left of me. I reached across my body with my right hand to grab the remote and right as I brought it across my body my cat decided he wanted to jump from the coffee table to the couch. I hit him right in the face in mid-air pretty loudly, and didn't even ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally hitting my cat so hard he staggered away. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/souwd/tifu_by_accidentally_hitting_my_cat_so_hard_he/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | I_WASTE_TIME | null | None | null | null | null | 1335216369 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sot7z | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sot7z | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sot7z/tifu_i_was_too_lazy_to_go_to_the_funeral_of_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | She died last Saturday at the age of 96, and today at 8.30 was her funeral. I woke up at 8 and was deciding whether to go or not :|.
This was the most fucked up decision I had to make, i mean its suppose to be clear that the answer should have been to go to the funeral, yet i didn't.
I decided to sleep it off. Fuck... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I was too lazy to go to the funeral of my great grandma. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sot7z/tifu_i_was_too_lazy_to_go_to_the_funeral_of_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335215563 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sosfe | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sosfe | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sosfe/i_was_too_lazy_to_go_to_the_funeral_of_my_great/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | She died last Saturday at the age of 96, and today at 8.30 was her funeral. I woke up at 8 and was deciding whether to go or not :|.
This was the most fucked up decision I had to make, i mean its suppose to be clear that the answer should have been to go to the funeral, yet i didn't.
I decided to sleep it off. Fuck... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | I was too lazy to go to the funeral of my great grandma. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sosfe/i_was_too_lazy_to_go_to_the_funeral_of_my_great/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SenseiCAY | null | None | null | null | null | 1335211866 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | soota | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_soota | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/soota/tifuinstead_of_being_at_work_right_now_i_should/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | I had an appointment for today, and it should be wrapping up right now, except after a hectic weekend, I forgot all about it. I still have to pay for it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU...instead of being at work right now, I should be getting a massage. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/soota/tifuinstead_of_being_at_work_right_now_i_should/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | l0l_cabbage | null | None | null | null | null | 1335210762 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sonry | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sonry | null | 61 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sonry/tifu_wanted_to_pee_had_a_boner_bended_down_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 225 | null | null | Never bend down then you pee with a boner :S It's better to wipe your pee later. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Wanted to pee. Had a boner. Bended down a little bit to don't miss the toilet bowl. Peed on my face instead. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sonry/tifu_wanted_to_pee_had_a_boner_bended_down_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SheWasSoHot | null | None | null | null | null | 1335210031 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | son34 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_son34 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/son34/tifu_by_writing_an_apology_to_a_friend_of_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | For the sake of making this easy, lets call my friend L, the friend of hers Y and my other friend T
It was my friend who asked me to do it, so i did it. I've never said no to her, so this was no expection.
So, i wrote an apology, i really ment it actually, because i had no reason to hate him. I was just jealous of hi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by writing an apology to a friend of a friend that i've been hating. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/son34/tifu_by_writing_an_apology_to_a_friend_of_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335207700 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sokwa | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sokwa | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sokwa/tifu_bended_down_a_little_bit_to_pee_and_dont/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Bended down a little bit to pee and don't miss the toilet bowl. Peed on my face instead. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sokwa/tifu_bended_down_a_little_bit_to_pee_and_dont/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | easycig | null | None | null | null | null | 1335189117 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | so58c | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_so58c | null | 34 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/so58c/tifu_by_shocking_myself_in_the_eye/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 60 | null | null | My E-cig broke so until I can make a run to Radio Shack and make something I've been using a usb cable since they are both the same voltage and connecting it to the positive and negative part of the terminals so I can still puff. I took a drag and the cable must have been twisted just right because when I set it down i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shocking myself in the eye. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/so58c/tifu_by_shocking_myself_in_the_eye/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | izzismitty | null | None | null | null | null | 1335153835 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sno5q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sno5q | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sno5q/tifu_by_dropping_an_entire_tray_of_food/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | I'm a waitress at an award winning German restaurant, and I have a year of serving experience. I've never dropped a [huge tray of food](http://www.instawares.com/products/2/2700GR-004_127201212707_full.jpg) before. Today, I was carrying 3 people's $50 worth of food, and was holding a [tray stand](http://www.traystandwo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by dropping an entire tray of food | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sno5q/tifu_by_dropping_an_entire_tray_of_food/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | WarDamnTexas | null | None | null | null | null | 1335148707 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | snjxj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_snjxj | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/snjxj/tifu_thought_i_was_a_rally_driver/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | Earlier today, I decided i'd take my Tacoma and go tearing around the national forest, as I do, from time to time. I've only been on one of the dirt roads that branch off the highway for a couple minutes, and covered about a mile, when I come down a hill in a left-handed sweeper. I see a couple holes in front of me, so... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Thought I was a rally driver. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/snjxj/tifu_thought_i_was_a_rally_driver/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | KingNoHeart | null | None | null | null | null | 1335240044 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | spfgd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_spfgd | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/spfgd/tifu_by_forgetting_which_directory_i_was_in/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Thought I was in my garbage directory while I was testing out some cmd commands.
Ran: " DEL *.* "
Turns out I was in my Desktop folder, and Recuva says my missing files never existed.
Fuck. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting which directory I was in | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/spfgd/tifu_by_forgetting_which_directory_i_was_in/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | monicacpht3641 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335232562 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sp8k8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sp8k8 | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sp8k8/tifu_by_accidentally_giving_myself_a_migraine/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | I took some allergy medication for my god-awful allergies and didn't read the ingredients list. There was corn starch in the tablets, and all corn products trigger awful migraines for me. So of course I ended up with a horrible migraine all because of my stupidity. Now I feel like crap. Go me! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally giving myself a migraine. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sp8k8/tifu_by_accidentally_giving_myself_a_migraine/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rappster123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335393610 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ssjms | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ssjms | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ssjms/tifu_i_met_a_really_awesome_girl_on_omegle_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 37 | null | null | Feels bad man. Me and my friends talked to her for a while. She was pretty cool and very attractive. But i fucking lost the email address. here is a bad picture (but the only picture i have) of her http://imgur.com/1OTiz | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I met a really awesome girl on omegle and even got her email. Then i proceeded to close the tab with out saving the email address | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ssjms/tifu_i_met_a_really_awesome_girl_on_omegle_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | domiheyLA | null | None | null | null | null | 1335385660 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ssbzh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ssbzh | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ssbzh/tifu_a_presentation_at_school/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | i had a presentation about a historical subject. we have to distribute a handout where the most important information is noted. smart as i am, i taught i could just read out the text i had ctrl+c-ctrl+v'ed the night before on the handout. didn't think about that the whole class and the teacher were able to read the pre... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a presentation at school | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ssbzh/tifu_a_presentation_at_school/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335357658 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | srnyt | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_srnyt | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/srnyt/tifu_sent_a_crazy_bitch_email/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 49 | null | null | Today I sent a crazy bitch e-mail to someone I used to hook up with and was in the process of trying to befriend again after many months of not speaking. Let's just say it was multiple paragraphs. And maybe makes reference to how I felt "disrespected."
He now must think I am annoying and perhaps the craziest woman on ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- sent a crazy bitch e-mail | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/srnyt/tifu_sent_a_crazy_bitch_email/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335353367 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | srlv6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_srlv6 | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/srlv6/tifu_i_thought_i_was_running_late_to_work_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 28 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I thought I was running late to work and actually showed up an hour and a half early. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/srlv6/tifu_i_thought_i_was_running_late_to_work_and/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335344558 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | srijh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_srijh | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/srijh/tifu_i_forgot_to_attach_my_resume_to_my_email/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | A perfect match for my profile. And I just went on and screwed it up.
What is the protocol now? It's an entry level position at an Engineering firm. Do I die a hundred deaths or is there someway I can salvage this job application?
Any advice? I'm all ears reddit!
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I forgot to attach my resume to my email cover letter. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/srijh/tifu_i_forgot_to_attach_my_resume_to_my_email/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JakeyMumfie | null | None | null | null | null | 1335326529 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sr82b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sr82b | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sr82b/tifu_as_a_member_of_radhd_by_finding/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'm sorry, [/r/ADHD](/r/ADHD), but [/r/howtonotgiveafuck](/r/howtonotgiveafuck) appeals more to my procrastination. This is my problem. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU as a member of /r/ADHD, by finding /r/howtonotgiveafuck | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sr82b/tifu_as_a_member_of_radhd_by_finding/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Caprious | null | None | null | null | null | 1335326057 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sr7oc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sr7oc | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sr7oc/tifu_ramen_style/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | I cooked Ramen noodles in the microwave. With no water. They caught fire. That's what I get for having other things on my mind. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- Ramen style | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sr7oc/tifu_ramen_style/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | evolon | null | None | null | null | null | 1335322232 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sr452 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sr452 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sr452/tifu_flushed_a_dogtoy_down_the_toilet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | My friend got a pit bull-husky mix, a little puppy named Rocky. I was over there with my little brother, and we were playing with the dog, when all of the sudden my brother [5 years old] has to go to the bathroom. In between the living room where we were and the kitchen was a door that opened into a small bathroom. My ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Flushed a dogtoy down the toilet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sr452/tifu_flushed_a_dogtoy_down_the_toilet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | iHeartButts | null | None | null | null | null | 1335318518 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sr0nc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sr0nc | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sr0nc/tifu_instead_of_writing_a_paper_thats_due/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Instead of writing a paper that's due tomorrow, I spent the afternoon looking at /r/pegging | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sr0nc/tifu_instead_of_writing_a_paper_thats_due/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | whiteside1013 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335312277 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | squpf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_squpf | null | 72 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/squpf/tifu_i_cut_my_balls_while_shaving/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 126 | null | null | Sooooo much blood... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- I cut my balls while shaving. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/squpf/tifu_i_cut_my_balls_while_shaving/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335484478 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | suff0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_suff0 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/suff0/tifu_by_being_friendly_a_older_woman_coworker_so/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | And my reaction was quite... brutal shall we say. I'm honest to the core and I don't think it did me good this time. She was kind of crying when I left her.. I just didn't think of her that way, she's divorced and has a child (and a boyfriend). Well, I fucked up my job environment again. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by being friendly a older woman co-worker so she tried to kiss me. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/suff0/tifu_by_being_friendly_a_older_woman_coworker_so/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335478227 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | su9wn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_su9wn | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/su9wn/tifu_i_peed_in_the_womens_dressing_room/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | Yes, I peed in the women's dressing room at Burlington.
I felt the urge to use the restroom once I got there, but I never like asking people if they have restrooms, and I didn't bother looking. Thinking I could hold it in while I tried on a few clothes, I started to do the "pee dance" and thought to myself 'Ha, wouldn'... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I peed in the women's dressing room | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/su9wn/tifu_i_peed_in_the_womens_dressing_room/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SpartaWillBurn | null | None | null | null | null | 1335472495 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | su4ju | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_su4ju | null | 63 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/su4ju/tifu_asked_a_fat_girl_if_she_was_pregnant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 180 | null | null | Yikes. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Asked a fat girl if she was pregnant. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/su4ju/tifu_asked_a_fat_girl_if_she_was_pregnant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | blahblahblah10 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335470634 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | su2pz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_su2pz | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/su2pz/tifu_i_completely_missed_a_narwhal_call_from_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | Yep. Completely ignored it. Why? I don't know. I'm an idiot.
I quipped about a couple other things....but fuck. Totally fucked up. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I completely missed a Narwhal call from a potential employer. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/su2pz/tifu_i_completely_missed_a_narwhal_call_from_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Thornar68 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335465619 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sty24 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sty24 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sty24/tifu_by_leaving_my_keys_in_the_ignition_of_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | Went to the platform a few minutes early, had a cigarette and went into work. An hour later when I reach in my pocket for my lighter I realize my keys aren't there. I called my friend and had him go and get them out, thankfully my truck was still there. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by leaving my keys in the ignition of my truck at the light rail station | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sty24/tifu_by_leaving_my_keys_in_the_ignition_of_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | theyll_never_find_me | null | None | null | null | null | 1335431068 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | stbgj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_stbgj | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/stbgj/tifu_tonights_venture_into_the_forest_didnt_end/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Throwaway for obvious reasons.
Wound up rollin' a fatty with the boys, uni security caught us, busted us, almost reported us but softened last-minute. They (my bros) were fine soon after but it took me down pretty damned quick. Glad shit didn't get too real; small campus and people know I'm a musician.
TL;DR Security... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Tonight's venture into the forest didn't end well... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/stbgj/tifu_tonights_venture_into_the_forest_didnt_end/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335429485 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | stavu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_stavu | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/stavu/tifu_i_got_myself_blocked_by_jack_mackenroth/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Jack Mackenroth is a decorated swimmer, model, Project Runway contestant, and HIV+ advocate. His tweets consist mainly of jokes about him shitting on something, putting something in his ass, or whatever else yuck or provocative. I tweeted jokes about his HIV status, he laughed. I tweeted something I can't remember abou... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I got myself blocked by Jack Mackenroth. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/stavu/tifu_i_got_myself_blocked_by_jack_mackenroth/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | kingproz | null | None | null | null | null | 1335419559 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | st66b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_st66b | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/st66b/tifu_and_got_too_drunk/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | I'll start by saying that, in many regards, last night was a raging success.
I'm in college and generally do a lot of drinking, but my spring break was two weeks ago, which involved me vacationing in Florida with my family and not drinking. Since that, I've been pretty busy with school etc. so I've been away from alc... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and got too drunk | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/st66b/tifu_and_got_too_drunk/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335417364 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | st4qu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_st4qu | null | 22 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/st4qu/tifu_by_getting_my_junk_bit_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | This is my cousin using my Reddit account--
So basically I was having sex with this girl and she was giving me a blowjob. Okay, nothing strange there. However, while she was doing that her dog (who hates my guts) bit her in the ass and caused her to bite my dick! Blood; everywhere; still can't pee properly. I got mad ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by getting my junk bit. NSFW | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/st4qu/tifu_by_getting_my_junk_bit_nsfw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HealthyandHappy | null | None | null | null | null | 1335417291 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | st4p1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_st4p1 | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/st4p1/tifu_tried_to_walk_up_a_flight_of_stairs_to_poop/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 40 | null | null | Today was the first day by which I was permitted to get a shower, and I was hell bent on getting rid of the smell of ass and dried blood that has accumulated over my body since surgery.
The problem with this is that all of the showers/bath tubs are on the second floor, and I am an incredibly poor crutch user. My opt... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Tried to walk up a flight of stairs to poop and get a bath by myself one week after knee surgery. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/st4p1/tifu_tried_to_walk_up_a_flight_of_stairs_to_poop/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Meme666 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335407562 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sswdf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sswdf | null | 47 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sswdf/tifu_when_i_got_blood_all_over_a_250_year_old/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 121 | null | null | I cut my fingers on the sharp edge of raw plexie glass while reframing it, didn't notice, and when I put the art back in the frame I was wondering if those red smears were always there and then it hit me... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU when I got blood all over a 250 year old piece of fine art. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sswdf/tifu_when_i_got_blood_all_over_a_250_year_old/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | studio595 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335406103 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ssv43 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ssv43 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ssv43/tifu_made_myself_a_teriyaki_rice_bowl_went_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | Ruined a perfectly good teriyaki bowl with this fuck up.
I have a little stash of condiments that I save after I go somewhere. I thought I grabbed soy sauce, only to realize I grabbed mayonaise (that expired a year ago). Gagged from the smell and nearly threw up.
| null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made myself a teriyaki rice bowl, went to grab soy sauce, instead grabbed a packet of old mayonaise. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ssv43/tifu_made_myself_a_teriyaki_rice_bowl_went_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335403826 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sssy6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sssy6 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sssy6/tifu_by_sending_my_mortgage_payment_to_a_credit/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Actually, I just found out today when the bank called to complain about the late payment. I logged on to bill pay and saw where I sent my $1500 mortgage payment to a credit card that I don't have a balance on. Luckily, they are both divisions of Wells Fargo so they can do some internal accounting voodoo to credit the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by sending my mortgage payment to a credit card company. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sssy6/tifu_by_sending_my_mortgage_payment_to_a_credit/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335399828 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sspbc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sspbc | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sspbc/tifu_by_accidentally_letting_my_professor_know/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I sat in the back of class and decided to unleash my largest wave of sarcasm upon those sitting around me. I talked about the “wonders” of this class and all the “surprises” our “glorious” professor would bring to us today. Unfortunately, she popped up out of nowhere and caught the tail end of my rant. Whoops… | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by accidentally letting my professor know how I feel about her bullshit class and banal personality. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sspbc/tifu_by_accidentally_letting_my_professor_know/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | digitalixus | null | None | null | null | null | 1335398471 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sso6e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sso6e | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sso6e/tifu_i_hit_the_curb_at_10_mph_am_i_going_to_be/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Ran around town doing errands from car shopping to grocery shopping using my friend's car today. After 3 hours, I was at my last stop: to get my hair cut. Decided to drop by Mcdonalds since I was so hungry and tired; day dreaming while parking, I accidentally ran into the curb at some 10-15 mph.
It was high enough for... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I hit the curb at 10 mph, am I going to be okay? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sso6e/tifu_i_hit_the_curb_at_10_mph_am_i_going_to_be/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | tomnatsworthy33 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335556115 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | svrc2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_svrc2 | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/svrc2/tifu_punched_an_innocent_man/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 5 | null | null | dd | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Punched an Innocent Man | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/svrc2/tifu_punched_an_innocent_man/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335552625 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | svocr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_svocr | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/svocr/person_walking_near_me_dont_i_know_you_from/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Me: \*In a rush to get to work with a coffee in one hand and piece of bread in another* "Um... I don't know. Maybe around [other building name] oh hey thanks for the door. Have a great day man!"
\*At work* "That was kind of a weird conver-...oh. Wait... goddammit." | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Person walking near me: "Don't I know you from somewhere?" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/svocr/person_walking_near_me_dont_i_know_you_from/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | marrio91 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335548936 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | svl5v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_svl5v | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/svl5v/for_myself_later_forgot_flashdrive/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | FOR MYSELF LATER (forgot flashdrive) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/svl5v/for_myself_later_forgot_flashdrive/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | wintertash | null | None | null | null | null | 1335543828 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | svgvu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_svgvu | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/svgvu/tifu_criticized_a_gay_marriage_ad_that_everyone/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | I'm a blogger for one of the big LGBT politics and culture blogs. I wrote a pretty harsh critique of a new UK gay marriage ad that I didn't like, only to find that I'm apparently the only queer person on *the planet* who felt that way. I wrote it when tired and may not have explained my points all that well, so now peo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Criticized a Gay Marriage Ad That Everyone Loves | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/svgvu/tifu_criticized_a_gay_marriage_ad_that_everyone/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MurrayL | null | None | null | null | null | 1335542271 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | svfjj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_svfjj | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/svfjj/tifu_topped_up_my_glass_of_vimto_with_some_cold/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I just wanted a nice, cool glass of [Vimto](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vimto) (a squash/cordial popular in the UK). I meant to grab the water filter from inside the fridge to top it up with, but my brain decided I should grab milk instead.
Took me a good few seconds before I realised I was now staring at a cup full ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Topped up my glass of Vimto with some cold milk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/svfjj/tifu_topped_up_my_glass_of_vimto_with_some_cold/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ImNotElric | null | None | null | null | null | 1335510412 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | suz4t | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_suz4t | null | 16 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/suz4t/tifu_noticed_halfway_home_i_had_a_flat_tire/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | So I was at a friend's house and decided to come back home, it was already about 1am and I just wanted to get to my house and chill, when I noticed I had a flat tire.... I thought it wasn't bad at all and just kept pushing home instead of changing it; when I got home I realized that the tire was irreparable from my rol... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU... noticed halfway home I had a flat tire, decided to "fuck it, I can make it", realized the tire was destroyed when I finally arrived. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/suz4t/tifu_noticed_halfway_home_i_had_a_flat_tire/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | wants_to_understand | null | None | null | null | null | 1335503748 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | suv8v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_suv8v | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/suv8v/tifu_ordered_8_gb_ram_for_my_new_rig_turns_out/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 37 | null | null | I don't know how I derped this hard. ROOKIE MISTAKE | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Ordered 8 gb RAM for my new rig. Turns out it's laptop RAM | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/suv8v/tifu_ordered_8_gb_ram_for_my_new_rig_turns_out/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335500371 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | susxz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_susxz | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/susxz/tifu_i_met_a_really_cool_british_guy_in_vegas_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 8 | null | null | I met a really cool guy in Vegas, but opted for whatever reason to not leave my phone number or anything else. Even if he never took the opportunity to contact me, Im regretting that I never gave it the chance. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU.. I met a really cool british guy in Vegas and now I dont have any way of contacting him. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/susxz/tifu_i_met_a_really_cool_british_guy_in_vegas_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ragefrox | null | None | null | null | null | 1335499320 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sus60 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sus60 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sus60/tifu_didnt_turn_the_gas_on_for_the_ovens_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | So, today I had the opening shift at the restaurant I work in. I'm a prep/line cook, so I should know how to work everything in my kitchen, yes? Well, I thought I did anyway. My supervisor usually opens with me and is pretty much always already there when I come in (we're a bit slack on sign ins as long as it's not obn... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU... didn't turn the gas on for the ovens at work, and tried to cook food anyway | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sus60/tifu_didnt_turn_the_gas_on_for_the_ovens_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335495829 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | supcd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_supcd | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/supcd/tifu_i_did_one_of_those_things_only_complete/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | While playing Minecraft..I died in fullbody diamond armour... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I did one of those things only complete idiots could manage to do.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/supcd/tifu_i_did_one_of_those_things_only_complete/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335622067 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | swryj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_swryj | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/swryj/tifu_i_unknowingly_took_my_neighbours_dog_to_the/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 85 | null | null | My dog was barking madly, so I took a look outside and found this gorgeous but thin dog trying to play with my fella. He was friendly and sweet, so I fed him a bit of dog food and a drink of water. Because we have a lot of dogs and cats being dropped in my neighbourhood which borders farmland, I assumed this was the ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU -I unknowingly took my neighbour's dog to the SPCA. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/swryj/tifu_i_unknowingly_took_my_neighbours_dog_to_the/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ThrowawayTifu | null | None | null | null | null | 1335617477 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | swq1a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_swq1a | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/swq1a/tifu_by_calling_my_current_boyfriend_by_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | I haven't slept much in 2 days because of work and I took a pill to help me get to sleep. Then I said "I love you [ex-boyfriend's name]!" he says he understands because of the context, but I really don't understand how his can not destroy the fabric of our relationship... By the way, I hate using names because I'm alwa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by calling my current boyfriend by my ex-boyfriend's name when telling him I love him.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/swq1a/tifu_by_calling_my_current_boyfriend_by_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | imawaffle | null | None | null | null | null | 1335604243 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | swm9a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_swm9a | null | 116 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/swm9a/tifu_timight_havefu_i_led_my_best_friends_mom_on/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 119 | null | null | I guess, being that it's 4 in the morning, this happened yesterday. Anyways, I seen my best friend's mom the day before yesterday. Hung out for a while (she's like a second mom to me). We talked. Talked about her failing relationship. Mine. Life. Jobs. Etc. Catch up stuff. Well yesterday she texted me. "What are you do... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: TI(might have)FU: I led my best friend's mom on without realizing it.. Still don't understand what I did. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/swm9a/tifu_timight_havefu_i_led_my_best_friends_mom_on/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | asnof | null | None | null | null | null | 1335597011 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | swjt8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_swjt8 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/swjt8/tifu_i_submitted_a_fuckup_in_this_subreddit_but/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I submitted a fuckup in this subreddit but it got removed due to formatting. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/swjt8/tifu_i_submitted_a_fuckup_in_this_subreddit_but/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | iloveyou_lastchance | null | None | null | null | null | 1335594651 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | swiqr | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_swiqr | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/swiqr/tifu_i_might_lose_my_girlfriend_who_i_love_with/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | We had a fight which seemed like nothing but apparently it isn't. We have a tonne of fun together. We both love each other.
She really is my everything, I love everything about her and I hate when I'm grumpy like this. I hate myself for even the thought of losing her.
The thought of going downstairs and she isn't the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU! I might lose my girlfriend who I love with all of my heart because I need to calm down a little and trust her more. PLEASE HELP. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/swiqr/tifu_i_might_lose_my_girlfriend_who_i_love_with/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | JusCallMeCyn | null | None | null | null | null | 1335592390 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | swhnp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_swhnp | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/swhnp/tifu_by_forgetting_to_throw_away_the_64_ounce/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 37 | null | null | It exploded. Proof? K. It's a webcam picture but that's all I have right now, and honestly, I'm a wee bit too pissed off to take more pictures. I will tomorrow, and I might update this. Maybe.
http://i.imgur.com/rUn7n.jpg
Keep in mind that's a picture of about a four foot space.
The next few days should be FUN clea... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by forgetting to throw away the 64 ounce bottle of grape juice that's been sitting in my room for about a month. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/swhnp/tifu_by_forgetting_to_throw_away_the_64_ounce/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | asnof | null | None | null | null | null | 1335573593 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sw5be | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sw5be | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sw5be/lnifu_i_missed_an_opportunity_to_get_laid_from_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | LNIFU I missed an opportunity to get laid from my best friend. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sw5be/lnifu_i_missed_an_opportunity_to_get_laid_from_my/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | CiaccoRocco | null | None | null | null | null | 1335720801 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | syd1d | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_syd1d | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/syd1d/tifu_a_series_of_misfortunate_events/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 65 | null | null | This happened a bit back, but here it goes:
I commute to school, and its about a 15 - 20 minute drive from where I live. One day I was really low on cash and had to put gas in my car, so I put what I thought would be enough to get one more trip back and forth before I can get paid and fill it up properly. I made it ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: A series of misfortunate events | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/syd1d/tifu_a_series_of_misfortunate_events/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | BeavMcloud | null | None | null | null | null | 1335679103 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sxv6s | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sxv6s | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sxv6s/tifu_a_simple_responsibility_gone_terribly_wrong/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | This happened yesterday. I didn't have enough time to post yesterday, so here it goes. Also, note that I'm only fourteen.
I had to watch over my uncle's house for a day until (what I thought to be) around noon. It was a simple task. My only responsibility was to lock the door to the garage and lock the door in the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: A simple responsibility gone terribly wrong. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sxv6s/tifu_a_simple_responsibility_gone_terribly_wrong/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zenmaru13 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335670548 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sxpwb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sxpwb | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sxpwb/tifu_on_behalf_of_my_japanese_teacher_she_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | This is for my japanese teacher, who isn't a redditor. Basically, she was gonna take my japanese class (of 2 people) on a field trip to a japanese importer, and due to a messed up phone number, didn't come to pick us up until 3, when she was supposed to pick us up at 11. We still went and had a good time, but we had to... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU on behalf of my japanese teacher, she was gonna take my japanese class on a field trip, and came 5 hours late | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sxpwb/tifu_on_behalf_of_my_japanese_teacher_she_was/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | lacabra | null | None | null | null | null | 1335827020 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t0k2y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t0k2y | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t0k2y/tifu_and_screwed_up_an_application_really/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | Today my girlfriend asked me to edit her application essay for a major business case competition. I edited it but in the essay included a comment about her being diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome (which she wasn't; I was just being immature). I assumed she'd read through it and find it, but instead she just submi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and screwed up an application really important to my girlfriend. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t0k2y/tifu_and_screwed_up_an_application_really/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335822522 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t0fl7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t0fl7 | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t0fl7/tifu_i_punched_someone_and_broke_my_hand/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 92 | null | null | I have this friend seems to have some kind of inferiority complex, he has a need to show dominance towards everybody else, which isn't hard considering he weighs 50 kg more than everybody else with a matching height. Well he started punching people and after I had asked him to stop several times with no luck, I punched... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I punched someone and broke my hand. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t0fl7/tifu_i_punched_someone_and_broke_my_hand/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CatchAGrenade | null | None | null | null | null | 1335804610 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | szybj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_szybj | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/szybj/tifu_my_troll_account_has_more_karma_than_my_real/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Reddit, How do I not fail at trolling? And by not failing at trolling, i mean stop suceeding at trolling?
Help a poor bastard out, wont ya?
Unless you're all trolls...
OSHI- | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, My troll account has more karma than my real account | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/szybj/tifu_my_troll_account_has_more_karma_than_my_real/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | HeadxDMC | null | None | null | null | null | 1335801833 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | szvwz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_szvwz | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/szvwz/tifu_i_joined_a_sub_that_i_thought_would_be_funny/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 9 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I joined a sub that I thought would be funny anecdotes about FML experiences | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/szvwz/tifu_i_joined_a_sub_that_i_thought_would_be_funny/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | imnotsure123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335778830 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | szj8a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_szj8a | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/szj8a/tifu_might_have_sounded_racist/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So me and my friends were all joking around and eventually one asks do you still live with my parents i say yes and because im embarrassed i keep going and say i cant find a job because im black(obviously not black). I pause and everyone keeps talking. I am no way racist i hate when people say the N word. Im not sure i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Might have sounded racist?? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/szj8a/tifu_might_have_sounded_racist/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335772662 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | szh06 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_szh06 | null | 63 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/szh06/tifu_and_lost_a_75_cent_promotion_at_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 56 | null | null | Yesterday I got offered the Key Carrier promotion at work (gas station) which includes a guaranteed 35 hour week and 8.50 an hour pay rate. I could have moved out of my parents house and started my own life but it required a drug test which I couldn't pass (marijuana). Long story short, I turned down the offer to keep ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and lost a 75 cent promotion at work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/szh06/tifu_and_lost_a_75_cent_promotion_at_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sadi89 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335763117 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | szbwh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_szbwh | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/szbwh/tifu/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 35 | null | null | On Thursday (in this case TIFU stands for Thursday I Fucked Up) I was feeling low. I had lost my university card which give me access to my dorm and more importantly food. I was also low on cash. I bought a sandwich for lunch at noon and ate half of it then and saved the other half for dinner.
Dinner time roles around... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/szbwh/tifu/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Roilvn | null | None | null | null | null | 1335759854 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sz9kv | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sz9kv | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sz9kv/tifu_nothing_like_an_accidental_suicide/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 38 | null | null | So Friday night, I went out drinking. A few people from work where throwing a rap show so I went. After 3 or 4 or 5 or 9 bowls, and 1/2 to 99% of a gallon of apple pie, a beer, and half a bottle of vodka chugged. I threw up my stomach. One of my friends gave me a ride home and I made it inside to sleep. Before i did i ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Nothing Like an Accidental Suicide. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sz9kv/tifu_nothing_like_an_accidental_suicide/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Icheatedlikeanidiot | null | None | null | null | null | 1335756392 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sz6qn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sz6qn | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sz6qn/tifu_and_cheated_on_a_test_and_was_caught_what_do/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Well not today technically, but rather on Friday. I'm a senior in high school and on Friday I was taking a multiple choice test in my AP European history class. I had studied and prepared fairly adequately for it but I made the mistake of looking at someone else's test and was caught. My teacher called me out and talke... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and cheated on a test and was caught. What do I do from here? | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sz6qn/tifu_and_cheated_on_a_test_and_was_caught_what_do/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335750358 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | sz1h5 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_sz1h5 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/sz1h5/tifu_i_got_food_delivered_and_forgot_i_ordered_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | To be fair, it did take 2 hours for them to deliver the food | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I got food delivered, and forgot I ordered a drink, I walked away without said drink | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sz1h5/tifu_i_got_food_delivered_and_forgot_i_ordered_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335883640 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t1jbn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t1jbn | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t1jbn/tifu_while_running_from_a_spider/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 177 | null | null | Walked into bathroom and was about to sit down on the toilet when my eyes adjusted and a huge freaking spider came into focus hanging from a web right in front of me, inches from my face. I did a spaz dance running out of the bathroom and smacked my knee on the corner of the wall. I immediately fell on the floor scream... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU while running from a spider | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t1jbn/tifu_while_running_from_a_spider/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Meme666 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335862911 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t1ax1 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t1ax1 | null | 36 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t1ax1/tifu_i_ate_black_mold/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 44 | null | null | I was eating some cinnamon raisin toast when I ate a funny tasting raisin. I didnt think much of it until a few hours later when I looked at the package. Turns out that it was just plain cinnamon toast and I wasn't wearing my glasses to tell the difference between a raisin and a huge spot of black mold... I've been fee... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I ate black mold | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t1ax1/tifu_i_ate_black_mold/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335859444 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t19p2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t19p2 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t19p2/tifu_unintentionally_insulted_a_cashier_at/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I got my order of McDouble and crispy chicken sandwich (McGangbang) uneventfully and went to fill my $1 cup from the stainless steel thing that Mickey D's keeps the iced tea in. Apparently from cleaning and scrubbing on a regular basis, it had a very worn label on the front. All I could make out were the words "te dulc... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Unintentionally insulted a cashier at McDonalds and came across as a racist asshole. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t19p2/tifu_unintentionally_insulted_a_cashier_at/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | locomike1219 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335851917 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t165q | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t165q | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t165q/tifu_by_poorly_planning_my_benchwork/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Corn kernels can have cell types that allow you see the actual chromosomes, but it's a difficult process to get to taking great pictures of them. Today, I fucked up an important experiment that might make me have to jump back 5 months. I guess that's not really *that* big of a setback, but it was *suchhh* a dumb mist... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by poorly planning my benchwork. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t165q/tifu_by_poorly_planning_my_benchwork/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zfriderici | null | None | null | null | null | 1335848909 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t147p | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t147p | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t147p/tifu_one_damn_thing_after_another/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Printer wouldn't print off the final project, went to work thinking I worked but didn't, found out I did the final wrong and had to re-do it just now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: One damn thing after another | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t147p/tifu_one_damn_thing_after_another/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | MikeOxbigg | null | None | null | null | null | 1335835347 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t0s09 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t0s09 | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t0s09/tifu_i_killed_a_rabbit_with_poor_marksmanship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | My uncle out in Fayetteville, Arkansas invited me to go deer hunting with him pretty soon and so today I thought I would mentally prepare myself, having never killed an animal intentionally before. I loaded up with my holster and CO2 powered BB pistol, and took to the neighborhood bike path to hunt some game. I saw a r... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I killed a rabbit with poor marksmanship. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t0s09/tifu_i_killed_a_rabbit_with_poor_marksmanship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | p53angel | null | None | null | null | null | 1335994004 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t3yc7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t3yc7 | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t3yc7/tifu_i_got_evicted/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 14 | null | null | So, this isn't half as dramatic as some of these posts, but it really feels awful to me, especially since this is only the second apartment I've leased.
So I have a dog, I've had her since I was ten, and I'm now in college, so she's older. I worry about her so much b/c she means the world to me. I'm not allowed to ha... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu: I got evicted. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t3yc7/tifu_i_got_evicted/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335993648 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | t3xzk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t3xzk | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t3xzk/tifu_my_soup_killed_my_laptop/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | About 15-20 minutes ago, I decided I was hungry. I went to the kitchen (with my laptop; I was reading an article) and grabbed a can of soup that had one of those pull tab thingies. When trying to open the can, I broke the tab off. So for about five minutes I hacked at the can with the can opener, tugging at the lid eve... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: My soup killed my laptop. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t3xzk/tifu_my_soup_killed_my_laptop/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1335987924 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t3s46 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t3s46 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t3s46/tifu_popped_a_blood_blister_and_exposed_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | Last night, I was about to walk up a staircase, hit my toe on the bottom (crappy stairs), suddenly a wild blood blister appears on my big toe, right above the nail. Hurts like hell all day. A few minutes ago when I was trimming my toenails (really stupid idea but it was necessary), I popped it. Not exactly the most ste... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Popped a blood blister and exposed to multiple sources of infection after | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t3s46/tifu_popped_a_blood_blister_and_exposed_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Culumon | null | None | null | null | null | 1335973781 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | t3evq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t3evq | null | 6 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t3evq/tifuhurt_a_girl_unintenionaly_because_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I am sorry for posting it under TIFU because it technically happened yestarday
Soo I am sorry in advance for wall of text and in case this is the wrong subreddt I am sorry too. I just dont know what to do. I fucked up big time and have no one to ask for advice so I am asking people from all over the world: So I am curr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU:Hurt a girl unintenionaly because of brain-blank(xpost from r/askreddit) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t3evq/tifuhurt_a_girl_unintenionaly_because_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Megan_Bee | null | None | null | null | null | 1335973384 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t3ei9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t3ei9 | null | 187 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t3ei9/tifu_sent_a_picture_of_my_boobs_to_the_wrong/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 505 | null | null | I was messing around with the webcam on my new laptop for the first time and I thought it would be cute/funny to take a picture of my boobs and send it to my boyfriend as a test picture. So I took the picture and sent him a facebook message with the caption "bewbz lol". Then I had a heart attack as I realized I sent th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- sent a picture of my boobs to the wrong person. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t3ei9/tifu_sent_a_picture_of_my_boobs_to_the_wrong/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ejtheman123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335933810 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | t2t9m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t2t9m | null | 59 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t2t9m/tifu_my_brain_decided_to_go_racist/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 105 | null | null | I was in American History class. My class is mainly black kids, and I am Hispanic.
Everyone was talking in class and pissing me off before i gave my speech/presentation on a project i did. It some how ended up in a racial debate. A Black kid said "Why are most blacks thought to be thief's, and gang banger?" I answered ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU- My brain decided to go racist. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t2t9m/tifu_my_brain_decided_to_go_racist/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ejtheman123 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335930581 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | t2qnh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t2qnh | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t2qnh/my_brain_decided_to_replace_race_with_species/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | My brain decided to replace race with species. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t2qnh/my_brain_decided_to_replace_race_with_species/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | mightybuffalo | null | None | null | null | null | 1335930512 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t2qlk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t2qlk | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t2qlk/well_last_friday_i_fucked_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | http://imgur.com/15EN5 | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Well, Last friday I fucked up. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t2qlk/well_last_friday_i_fucked_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | rcocman125 | null | None | null | null | null | 1335918493 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t2f7g | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t2f7g | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t2f7g/okay_not_sure_if_this_is_pure_tifu_material_but/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | okay not sure if this is pure TIFU material, but punched a hole in my door. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t2f7g/okay_not_sure_if_this_is_pure_tifu_material_but/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | MrCassowary | null | None | null | null | null | 1336086334 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t5wd4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t5wd4 | null | 14 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t5wd4/tifu_old_man_turns_out_to_be_boyfriend_not_dad/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 56 | null | null | I work as a bartender on a cruise ship. A young woman started talking to me and I asked who she was there with, to which she points between a young guy and an older man (maybe late 50s) and says "My boyfriend". She walks up to the bar again later with the young guy and to have a laugh I said:
"Oh I thought you were wit... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Old man turns out to be boyfriend, not dad... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t5wd4/tifu_old_man_turns_out_to_be_boyfriend_not_dad/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336081926 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | t5sav | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t5sav | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t5sav/tifu_i_threw_a_dart_at_my_teachers_head/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 47 | null | null | So I was in a free period (because our class finished maths early), and I got bored and decided to make a paper dart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4Vax8Gz4s). I messed around with it a bit and then one of my friends asked to play with it, so I took aim and tried throwing it to the side of him so the dart didn't hit... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I threw a dart at my teachers head | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t5sav/tifu_i_threw_a_dart_at_my_teachers_head/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Jimbosilky | null | None | null | null | null | 1336059955 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t582j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t582j | null | 61 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t582j/tifu_i_started_a_new_pokemon_game_a_week_before/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 250 | null | null | Revision? Ha. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I started a new Pokemon game a week before my exams. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t582j/tifu_i_started_a_new_pokemon_game_a_week_before/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fuckupALLthechoices | null | None | null | null | null | 1336030132 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t4s8f | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t4s8f | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t4s8f/tifu_moved_into_a_new_place_with_two_female/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 19 | null | null | I'm a dude. Moved out of my place. My female friend says she has a room open in her house, and she lives with one other female. I say hell, why not.
Day we move in, we go out drinking in downtown for fun. Get back to the house hours later and drunk. Her and I somehow end up in my bed making out, yada yada. She gets a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU... Moved into a new place with two female friends. Proceeded to go out on the town, and hook up with of them. Apparently she has a BF, and he apparently lives in her room with her. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t4s8f/tifu_moved_into_a_new_place_with_two_female/ | null | null | null | null |
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