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Only to find it my dirty laundry, still moist, with a horrendous smell.
ಠ\_ಠ I have no... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - I lost my fapsock | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t4pw3/tifu_i_lost_my_fapsock/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | loupap | null | None | null | null | null | 1336172563 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t7lhw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t7lhw | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t7lhw/tifu_told_my_friends_dad_to_fuck_off_after_being/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 24 | null | null | We were at his house arranging a holiday in the summer and his dog kept on walking in and out of the room and couldn't decide whether to come in or not.
So after a while of this happening I hear the door opening and swivel around to say "fuck off Georgie" only to see his Dad standing there to tell us to stop opening ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Tifu, Told my friends dad to fuck off after being trolled by their dog | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t7lhw/tifu_told_my_friends_dad_to_fuck_off_after_being/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | zenmaru13 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336169427 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | t7j1k | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t7j1k | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t7j1k/tifu_made_a_rookie_mistake_when_commenting/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I have been a redditor for a little over a month now, and haven't quite learned the ropes, mostly because I spent no time as a lurker. Anyway, someone was raging about how all men are pigs who only think of sex, and me, being a guy who never thinks of sex, decided to help console the person by giving her hope in the id... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made a rookie mistake when commenting | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t7j1k/tifu_made_a_rookie_mistake_when_commenting/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ragefrox | null | None | null | null | null | 1336166201 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t7gcf | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t7gcf | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t7gcf/tifu_now_most_of_my_workplace_knows_im_sleeping/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 21 | null | null | So, I've had a bit of an arrangement with one of the higher ups from my company for a while now. Basically a back up plan if neither of us gets lucky on a Saturday night kind of thing. There had been some rumors going around work about us, but no one thought it was anything more than a bad one-night stand.
That chang... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | tifu, now most of my workplace knows I'm sleeping with my boss' boss. And how I am in bed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t7gcf/tifu_now_most_of_my_workplace_knows_im_sleeping/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | graziano8852 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336150530 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t72hg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t72hg | null | 211 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/t72hg/tifu_i_had_anal_sex_with_a_girl_who_turned_out_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 500 | null | null | I was at the local fair by my house when my friend introduced me to some chick will just call her Amy. We really hit it off and hung out everyday for a week straight. We had a ton of the same interest and our senses of humor were very similar. One night after the movies we went back to her place and we just started goi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I had anal sex with a girl who turned out to be my cousin NSFW | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t72hg/tifu_i_had_anal_sex_with_a_girl_who_turned_out_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336122270 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t6lwu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t6lwu | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t6lwu/tifu_i_was_fired_three_days_before_my_wedding/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | I hated the job and I was planning on getting a new one, then quit. I was being treated unfairly and knew it was only a matter of time before my mouth wrote a check my ass couldn't cover. Today the check bounced. Fuck, I don't feel bad about the job. I feel bad about disappointing my wife. Sorry honey. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I was fired three days before my wedding. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t6lwu/tifu_i_was_fired_three_days_before_my_wedding/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | pyrat1 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336248037 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t8qmc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t8qmc | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t8qmc/tifu_sideswiped_my_own_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Going from one job to another on just plain not enough sleep, I pulled out of a parallel parking space into traffic. I was so focused on my left side, I neglected my right, and scraped the side of my car against the bumper of the SUV parked in front of me. Now there's a beautifully nasty gouge down about two-thirds o... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Sideswiped my own car. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t8qmc/tifu_sideswiped_my_own_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | LevelUpLeo | null | None | null | null | null | 1336225893 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t8blm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t8blm | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t8blm/tifu_got_to_work_late_because_i_missed_two_buses/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 16 | null | null | So I was asked to work this morning. Normally I walk to work, but last night I got some Chinese food and wated to bring the leftovers to work for lunch, so opted to take the bus.
So I look up the time that the bus closest bus should be passing and I go outside and wait at that time. However the bus wasn't coming. I wa... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU; got to work late because I missed two buses and deleted an e-mail from a boss | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t8blm/tifu_got_to_work_late_because_i_missed_two_buses/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336206817 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t858a | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t858a | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t858a/tifu_by_backing_directly_into_the_curb/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Leaving my friend's apartment complex, don't know the parking lot too well, didn't see the little lawn peninsula that I was backing right into. It dented my bumper, took a chunk of car paint off, and left a good amount of red curb paint that I don't know how to remove.
By the way, is there any normal household stuff I... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by backing directly into the curb. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t858a/tifu_by_backing_directly_into_the_curb/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | l0l_cabbage | null | None | null | null | null | 1336343078 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | ta9lw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_ta9lw | null | 63 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/ta9lw/tifumy_mom_found_out_my_thumbnail_folderandroid/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 26 | null | null | I told my mom that I don't know why the hell there are they and she believed me. I'm gonna delete this folder now. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU:My mom found out my thumbnail folder[Android]. There were some porn ones. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ta9lw/tifumy_mom_found_out_my_thumbnail_folderandroid/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | sebastianahmedgaray | null | None | null | null | null | 1336330147 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t9zq8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t9zq8 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t9zq8/tifu_i_forgot_i_had_water_in_my_mouth_and_tried/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I forgot I had water in my mouth and tried to talk. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t9zq8/tifu_i_forgot_i_had_water_in_my_mouth_and_tried/ | null | null | null | null | |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336290114 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t9gy4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t9gy4 | null | 35 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t9gy4/tifu_was_showing_my_car_to_a_potential_buyer_only/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 139 | null | null | Met up with a guy to show him my 3000gt a few days ago, things were going great. He showed up in a 600hp hemi charger so I knew he had the money based on how he looked/dressed, plus he told me. Popped the hood for him to start the car and let him hear it to make sure it sounded smooth. Walked up to the front of the car... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Was showing my car to a potential buyer only to find a surprise under the hood. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t9gy4/tifu_was_showing_my_car_to_a_potential_buyer_only/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336282704 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | t9dlu | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_t9dlu | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/t9dlu/tifu_had_a_terrible_week_and_broke_1500_worth_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So this week has been horrible. I had an unavoidable car accident, which is my fault because I made the left turn, which is leaving me minus $1,000 and without a car for two weeks. Also, my fiance and I have had a huge fight which is leaving me worried.
Anyways, at work, we have a cart that we put flowers with vases i... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Had a terrible week, and broke $1,500 worth of vases at work | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t9dlu/tifu_had_a_terrible_week_and_broke_1500_worth_of/ | null | null | null | null |
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Its about a 20 minute drive to her house, So i planned to leave at 6:35. I check the time, 6:40. I rush out the house. Got in th... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Slammed Car Door on Leg, Fell on GF, Late for Movie, Broke Leg. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tbuxn/tifu_slammed_car_door_on_leg_fell_on_gf_late_for/ | null | null | null | null |
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null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336355369 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | taiyk | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_taiyk | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/taiyk/tifu_got_stuck_in_the_mud_on_my_way_to_a_party/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | As a poor college student, 142 dollars is an unimaginable amount.
I went down the road that my GPS told me to go down, but it was some backwoods unpaved country road, which apparently became impassibly muddy after a recent storm.
Fuck. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got stuck in the mud on my way to a party, had to pay 142 dollars to get towed. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/taiyk/tifu_got_stuck_in_the_mud_on_my_way_to_a_party/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Kittypie070 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336353077 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tah9r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tah9r | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tah9r/tifu_by_shitting_up_a_fark_thread/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | [Thou Shalt Not Be A Farking DUMBASS](http://i.imgur.com/dboDH)
I got a 24 hour ban too which was fine by me.
What had me so pissed was not the ban at all.
It was the abrupt and utter loss of manners on my own part
that got other Farkers entangled in my idiotic f*ckery.
I ended up whining to the Mods for "Cleanup ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by shitting up a Fark thread | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tah9r/tifu_by_shitting_up_a_fark_thread/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Cutt3rs | null | None | null | null | null | 1336513017 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tdlbb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tdlbb | null | 7 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tdlbb/tifu_by_having_a_friend_over/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'm not *supposed* to have friends over when my dad's at work (I *am* allowed to have them on my driveway), but we had gone inside because the bugs were attacking us. We were inside for like, 10 minutes. I guess I missed the part where my friend used the bathroom, because when my dad came home slightly earlier than us... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by having a friend over. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tdlbb/tifu_by_having_a_friend_over/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | xyz66 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336500681 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | td9x0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_td9x0 | null | 33 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/td9x0/tifu_i_was_wandering_the_house_in_the_dark_at_2am/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 64 | null | null | And to make shit worse, I made a bloody mess when trying to find a band aid. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I was wandering the house in the dark at 2am and stubbed my toe so bad that the toe nail came off completely. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/td9x0/tifu_i_was_wandering_the_house_in_the_dark_at_2am/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336488184 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tcz8n | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tcz8n | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tcz8n/tifu_came_so_hard_i_shot_myself_in_the_face/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | Title says it all. I feel somehow violated...by myself. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Came so hard I shot myself in the face | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tcz8n/tifu_came_so_hard_i_shot_myself_in_the_face/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | SlutBuster | null | None | null | null | null | 1336469774 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tcpmq | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tcpmq | null | 31 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tcpmq/tifu_i_accidentally_shot_my_bedroom_with_a_shotgun/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 42 | null | null | Today I unintentionally destroyed a comforter, a blanket, my fiance's favorite pillow, and put a hole through my mattress, through a picture frame, and then through the wall of my apartment. No one was hurt, but I spent the entire day feeling like a complete idiot.
[Pics, for illustration.](http://imgur.com/a/uDEes)
... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I accidentally shot my bedroom with a shotgun. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tcpmq/tifu_i_accidentally_shot_my_bedroom_with_a_shotgun/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | onlineamiga | null | None | null | null | null | 1336467407 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tcoqd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tcoqd | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tcoqd/tifu_narrowly_avoided_a_dog_running_out_infront/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | So now my insurance premiums are going to go up through the roof, as well as a 400€ excess. Dog ran out. I slammed breaks.. Dog stopped in the middle of the road, i swerved into the next lane a bit to avoid it. Dog survives and runs off. Woman in a crappy car hits my rear wheel arch. Leaving nothing but a small den... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Narrowly avoided a dog running out infront of the car, had to swerve a bit. Woman hits me on the other lane. Despite only a scuff to both cars, she's claiming whiplash and everything... I should have hit the dog :( | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tcoqd/tifu_narrowly_avoided_a_dog_running_out_infront/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Bear_in_your_attic | null | None | null | null | null | 1336452663 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tcgwb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tcgwb | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tcgwb/tifu_girl_hints_me_towards_sex_ended_with_me/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | She was talking about having sex with me since 7th grade, tonight was the night she asked and i accepted but she later said no because i made to many jokes about George Bush. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Girl hints me towards sex, ended with me making joke about George Bush. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tcgwb/tifu_girl_hints_me_towards_sex_ended_with_me/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336449731 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tcenh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tcenh | null | 73 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tcenh/tifu_i_rubbed_toothpaste_all_over_my_pubes_while/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 170 | null | null | ...Let me explain.
I woke up early for work today, and started to get ready before I remembered I hadn't taken a shower last night like I usually do because I was too lazy. So, still not fully awake, I stumbled into the bathroom. I had seen some posts on Reddit saying how brushing your teeth in the shower saved time,... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. I rubbed toothpaste all over my pubes while half asleep in the shower. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tcenh/tifu_i_rubbed_toothpaste_all_over_my_pubes_while/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336439429 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tc4yz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tc4yz | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tc4yz/tifu_i_opened_a_text_with_a_picture_of_my_fwbs/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I was sitting in the break room when I got a text from him. I didn't know it was a picture of his cock. My coworkers saw it when I opened it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I opened a text with a picture of my FWB's dick in front of my coworkers. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tc4yz/tifu_i_opened_a_text_with_a_picture_of_my_fwbs/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | yajmah | null | None | null | null | null | 1336580678 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tevt6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tevt6 | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tevt6/tifu_i_burnt_35_ham_hocks/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 81 | null | null | I put them in the oven to slow cook and put the temperature a bit too high, came into the kitchen the next day to 35 fucked hocks and a very pissed off boss. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I burnt 35 ham hocks. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tevt6/tifu_i_burnt_35_ham_hocks/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336576673 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tesfs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tesfs | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tesfs/tifu_hid_a_bunch_of_smirnoff_ice_around_the_house/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Hid a bunch of Smirnoff Ice around the house to Ice my roommates, forgot about them, Iced myself | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tesfs/tifu_hid_a_bunch_of_smirnoff_ice_around_the_house/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | ireallylikereddit | null | None | null | null | null | 1336565246 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tekqo | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tekqo | null | 8 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tekqo/tifu_made_a_fool_of_myself_in_lit_class/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 11 | null | null | So today we were looking at this "chick lit" novel, and I'll say this now because it'll be relevant for later - I'm one of two guys in my tutorial, and I'm not gay.
Tutor (who's female) asks us guys if we felt 'excluded' by the novel, because well you know, we're not girls.
First guy responds (makes some good points ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Made a fool of myself in lit class. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tekqo/tifu_made_a_fool_of_myself_in_lit_class/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Justsomerandomgirl | null | None | null | null | null | 1336544694 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tebuh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tebuh | null | 60 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tebuh/tifu_my_boobs_deleted_my_final_paper_for_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 87 | null | null | I pulled an all nighter last night to finish my paper. I was naked in bed because I just got out of the shower. I was writing my paper on my iPad and I decided I wanted to smoke. My cigarettes were on the floor next to my bed so I leaned over to grab them. I forgot to lock my iPad. One of my boobs hit the delete button... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: my boobs deleted my final paper for my political science class | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tebuh/tifu_my_boobs_deleted_my_final_paper_for_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | IanTheSpah | null | None | null | null | null | 1336523903 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tdutp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tdutp | null | 24 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tdutp/tifu_i_deleted_an_entire_song_that_i_had_just/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 121 | null | null | I had the final song and the demo next to eachother in GarageBand, and somehow I managed to click on the final version and delete it while trying to delete the demo. There is no way that I can retrieve the file. I really want to punch something right now! | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I deleted an entire song that I had just finished
recording. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tdutp/tifu_i_deleted_an_entire_song_that_i_had_just/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ZapaBasoran | null | None | null | null | null | 1336692472 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | thark | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_thark | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/thark/tifu_trusted_a_fart_that_wasnt/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 123 | null | null | Liquid gas separator failed on me. Followed by the green apple quick step to the porta-john. Wipe after wipe couldn't make it clean. My eyes fell on the hand sanitizer. I soaked some paper with the sanitizer it washed my pants quite well.
Light bulb..
On a new wad of paper I squirted some sanitizer and proce... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Trusted a fart that wasn't | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/thark/tifu_trusted_a_fart_that_wasnt/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Live_for_Now | null | None | null | null | null | 1336686201 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | th5bn | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_th5bn | null | 9 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/th5bn/tifu_was_texting_flirty_messages_to_the_girl_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 106 | null | null | I work for the official union magazine and just got his number yesterday but didn't save the contact. Also got the number of a girl at the gym but forgot that I wrote it down instead of put it in my phone. Assuming that I had, I texted flirty stuff to the unknown number in my phone, forgetting about the cop. Anyway, go... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Was texting flirty messages to the girl I met at the gym. Turns out, I was actually texting the head of my state's police organization (PBA). | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/th5bn/tifu_was_texting_flirty_messages_to_the_girl_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CrowCrowBro | null | None | null | null | null | 1336672523 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tgslz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tgslz | null | 26 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tgslz/tifu_didnt_get_a_job_because_i_was_napping_inside/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 176 | null | null | I had a simple interview with a temporal employment agency and would have started on friday but while the lady was trying to enter my data into the system and I was forced to wait some 20 minutes at the lobby I just put my head down on my arm and closed my eyes for a bit since they didnt even have decent reading materi... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Didn't get a job because I was napping inside the lobby while waiting. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tgslz/tifu_didnt_get_a_job_because_i_was_napping_inside/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PinkieDash1321 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336654869 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tgel4 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tgel4 | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tgel4/tifu_by_giving_my_girlfriend_a_terrible_disease/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Yesterday I was feeling terrible, but she insisted on kissing me goodbye. Now she's coughing up blood and feels terrible. If this weren't enough, we both have AP exams tomorrow, and prom the day after, which we've both spent quite a bit of euros on. fml | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by giving my girlfriend a terrible disease | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tgel4/tifu_by_giving_my_girlfriend_a_terrible_disease/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Escapethefate888 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336640040 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tg7ts | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tg7ts | null | 29 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tg7ts/tifu_by_farting_inside_a_sealed_plastic_ball/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 87 | null | null | I was at a cycling event, open to all ages, and decided it would be fun to go on a ride meant for little kids, because this thing looked like some serious fun. It was a massive paddling pool, with massive inflatable balls floating around in it. The idea was, you were sealed inside one of the balls and could do some coo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by farting inside a sealed plastic ball, smacking my face on the side, knocking a small child off her bike and breaking my finger. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tg7ts/tifu_by_farting_inside_a_sealed_plastic_ball/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336621956 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tfxd6 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tfxd6 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tfxd6/told_a_classmate_i_fed_his_mom_he_began_crying/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Told a classmate I f***ed his mom. He began crying, and I learned that she had passed away the night before. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tfxd6/told_a_classmate_i_fed_his_mom_he_began_crying/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336614618 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tfqs9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tfqs9 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tfqs9/tifu_i_forgot_to_close_the_backdoor_to_my_house_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I forgot to close the backdoor to my house. A storm blew through and rained all over the new hardwood floor. The floor is ruined by the back door. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tfqs9/tifu_i_forgot_to_close_the_backdoor_to_my_house_a/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | misagrl | null | None | null | null | null | 1336612299 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tfoqs | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tfoqs | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tfoqs/tifu_by_deciding_to_enjoy_nature/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | I decided to take a walk since it was an exceptionally nice day out and 15 minutes in, a course of events happened:
1) Scratched myself on a rosebush
2) A wasp flew by my ear; me being afraid of wasps or anything that stings along with the weird fear of insects flying by my ears proceeded to freak out as a car was driv... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by deciding to enjoy nature | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tfoqs/tifu_by_deciding_to_enjoy_nature/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336777519 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tiwqj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tiwqj | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tiwqj/tifu_my_alarm_didnt_set_when_i_took_a_nap_and_i/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 4 | null | null | I've been doing so well too....at least he grades best 3 of 4. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - My alarm didn't set when I took a nap, and I missed a math quiz. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tiwqj/tifu_my_alarm_didnt_set_when_i_took_a_nap_and_i/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | allieFOUR20 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336776325 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tivv8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tivv8 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tivv8/tifu_and_sent_a_the_wrong_version_of_my_resume_to/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 17 | null | null | I knew I should have double checked before I sent the email...but the version I sent was one that was I was very obviously still in the process of editing. AND when I realized this, my internet connection was down so I couldn't remedy the situation at that very moment D: I hope a mistake like this doesn't matter much ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU and sent a the wrong version of my resume to a prospective employer D; | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tivv8/tifu_and_sent_a_the_wrong_version_of_my_resume_to/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ShatnerMouth | null | None | null | null | null | 1336776108 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tivpd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tivpd | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tivpd/happy_friday_i_just_zoned_out_and_drove_80_miles/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Happy Friday. :) I just zoned out and drove 80 miles past my exit after a very long day, and I REALLY can't afford the fuel this week. What's something that you've royally fucked up from not paying attention?(x-post from r/askreddit) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tivpd/happy_friday_i_just_zoned_out_and_drove_80_miles/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336758014 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tigl9 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tigl9 | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tigl9/tifu_saw_a_girl_at_a_party_took_half_an_hour_of/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 138 | null | null | I put the "T" in quotations since this didn't happen today. However, a few minutes ago I experienced one of those regremories: you know, when you remember something stupid you did in the past that just fills you with self-loathing. Well, this debacle came back to me, and who better to share it with ~~then~~ than you lo... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | "T"IFU: Saw a girl at a party, took half an hour of flirting for me to realize she was my friend of 2 years | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tigl9/tifu_saw_a_girl_at_a_party_took_half_an_hour_of/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | binkyTHESINKrobinson | null | None | null | null | null | 1336757938 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tigja | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tigja | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tigja/tifu_i_turned_on_the_shower_took_a_piss_opened_up/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 179 | null | null | If I didn't stop myself there I probably would have attempted to flush the trash bin next. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I turned on the shower, took a piss, opened up a new bar of soap, proceeded to throw the wrapper into the shower and then the soap in the toilet. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tigja/tifu_i_turned_on_the_shower_took_a_piss_opened_up/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | naughtgranny23 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336731005 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | thz7u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_thz7u | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/thz7u/tifu_i_decided_to_wear_pants_that_did_not_have_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 48 | null | null | Today, I decided that I was going to wear an old pair of jeans that no longer have a button. Normally, I wouldn't do this. I honestly don't even know why I still have them. However, certain circumstances arose today that left me with no other option but to don these buttonless jeans. These circumstances were of the... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I decided to wear pants that did not have a button. This did not end well. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/thz7u/tifu_i_decided_to_wear_pants_that_did_not_have_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | muchmorepinteresting | null | None | null | null | null | 1336724802 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | thwvz | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_thwvz | null | 27 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/thwvz/tifu_got_in_trouble_for_extremely_high_internet/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | I work for a non-profit, our office has about 35 people full-time. It's a very relaxed atmosphere, and they know people go on Facebook, Twitter, etc., surf the web. They're pretty strict about not streaming video/music (like Pandora), because it uses so much bandwith, but nothing else.
I got a reminder email about non-... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Got in trouble for extremely high internet usage at work when my job doesn't require me to me on the internet alot. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/thwvz/tifu_got_in_trouble_for_extremely_high_internet/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | midnightcruiser | null | None | null | null | null | 1336866561 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tka2r | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tka2r | null | 21 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tka2r/tifu_tried_to_steal_my_dads_car_at_midnight_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 107 | null | null | On top of this it is 35 degrees (Celsius) out tonight, and I was constantly paranoid that the noise of the engines and doors slamming and ignition would wake up my dad, who has caught me trying to take his car before and would have killed me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Tried to steal my dads car at midnight and reversed it down the hill on top of which it was parked before realising that the battery was dead. Spent the next 3 hours trying to push it back up the hill and trying to jumpstart it before eventually succeeding. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tka2r/tifu_tried_to_steal_my_dads_car_at_midnight_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336863778 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tk893 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tk893 | null | 41 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tk893/tifu_last_night_i_hooked_up_with_my_exfiance/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 52 | null | null | So I broke up with my ex 3 weeks ago and we decided not to try and talk and to let some healing happen. All was going well. Then her mom called and apparently had my leather jacket. It belonged to my Grandfather and was left to me. So i met with her to get it and talk a little. We decided to go for a walk and talk abou... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Last night i hooked up with my ex-fiance | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tk893/tifu_last_night_i_hooked_up_with_my_exfiance/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336838589 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tjr9u | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tjr9u | null | 30 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tjr9u/tifu_by_drunk_dialing_after_a_perfect_date/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 34 | null | null | So I met this significantly older guy (I'm 21 and he's 38) online. We were texting for serval days non-stop and everything was going amazingly.
We finally met for drinks last night and I was super nervous, so I had a couple shots before I went out. Except oops! I forgot to eat first.
So I end up getting way too dru... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: by drunk dialing after a perfect date | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tjr9u/tifu_by_drunk_dialing_after_a_perfect_date/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | dasding88 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336836630 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tjpzg | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tjpzg | null | 18 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tjpzg/tifu_gave_a_cigarette_to_a_pregnant_woman/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 85 | null | null | I didn't notice until as I was passing it to her; alas, too late. Felt bad. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: gave a cigarette to a pregnant woman | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tjpzg/tifu_gave_a_cigarette_to_a_pregnant_woman/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | naughtygranny91 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336811780 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tjgi8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tjgi8 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tjgi8/tifu_i_realized_that_i_misspelled_my_previous/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | So, I am a noob. I've been trying to avoid reddit, afraid that it would devour my soul. And now that I am here, I can confirm that it has. However, my friend "Helga" kept pushing the issue and pushing the issue that I get an account. She started out discreetly, showing me funny posts that she knew would interest me... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I realized that I misspelled my previous account's name. Then I realized I didn't know the password for that misspelled account. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tjgi8/tifu_i_realized_that_i_misspelled_my_previous/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | bubbabloke | null | None | null | null | null | 1336805992 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tjegd | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tjegd | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tjegd/saw_a_customer_limping_today_offered_to_carry_his/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Saw a customer limping today, offered to carry his heavy item to the car, saying "Don't worry, I injured my ankle 2 days ago, I know how you feel". He responds "I had a stroke a few weeks back and can't use my left side of my body". | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tjegd/saw_a_customer_limping_today_offered_to_carry_his/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336801952 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tjcj2 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tjcj2 | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tjcj2/saw_a_customer_limping_today_offered_to_carry_his/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | He seemed to take it like a champ. I felt like shit. Will never comment on people's injuries ever again. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Saw a customer limping today, offered to carry his heavy item to the car, saying "Don't worry, I injured my ankle 2 days ago, I know how you feel". He responds "I had a stroke a few weeks back and can't use my left side of my body". | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tjcj2/saw_a_customer_limping_today_offered_to_carry_his/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | imawaffle | null | None | null | null | null | 1336797699 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tja82 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tja82 | null | 15 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tja82/tifu_didnt_help_a_girl_that_i_think_was_being/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 31 | null | null | I'm probably gonna live with regret about this situation for a long time.
I was taking a late night walk to Kwik Trip to grab some smokes and a drink, and started heading back, and I seen this person walking on the parking lot, heading the same way. I didn't think to much of it. There were a few buildings between us, ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Didn't help a girl that I think was being stalked. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tja82/tifu_didnt_help_a_girl_that_i_think_was_being/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | the_BIG_chief | null | None | null | null | null | 1336940813 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tle36 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tle36 | null | 22 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tle36/tifu_told_my_girlfriend_the_truth_when_she_asked/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 62 | null | null | My casual and retarded response: "Well babe, you aren't exactly in soccer season shape right now soooo, yeah." I have literally no idea what made me think that would work. In retrospect I suppose I could chalk it up to ignorance, in that I did not take the time to realize that I was standing in the eye of the hurricane... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: told my girlfriend the truth when she asked me "am I getting fat?" | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tle36/tifu_told_my_girlfriend_the_truth_when_she_asked/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | shamefullFailure | null | None | null | null | null | 1336931669 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tl7bl | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tl7bl | null | 188 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tl7bl/tifu_im_into_bondage_i_met_a_girl_in_a_club_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 381 | null | null | Edit:
Thank you Reddit, and thanks to every one of you who supported me, as well as those who did not.
Compared to how I felt when I posted this, I feel much better, even if I still worry about the consequences in my neighborhood.
I'm now going to get some sleep. Sorry to all who I did not replied, I'll try to catch ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I'm into bondage. I met a girl in a club and she agreed to be tied-up, but when she saw the rope she ran out of my place, naked, and woke up my neighbor. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tl7bl/tifu_im_into_bondage_i_met_a_girl_in_a_club_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336930807 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tl6ot | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tl6ot | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tl6ot/tif_im_into_bondage_i_met_a_girl_in_a_club_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | So as the title says, I’m a 27 years old guy into bondage and shibari. I was clubbing with a friend and I met this nice 18 years old girl. We started talking and dancing then we took some drinks and started making up. We went to my place and she undressed herself and we started the preliminaries. Since she was very nic... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIF: I'm into bondage. I met a girl in a club and she agreed to be tied-up, but when she saw the rope she ran out of my flat, naked, and woke up my neighbors. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tl6ot/tif_im_into_bondage_i_met_a_girl_in_a_club_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fuckyeahjake | null | None | null | null | null | 1336895807 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tkr1b | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tkr1b | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tkr1b/tifu_by_screwing_myself_out_of_my_first_car/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | The more I think about this, the more it sounds petty and juvenile, like something off of Sweet Sixteen, but it's actually one of the most frustrating things I've ever FU'd. So I'm 19. Since I was 5, I've been obsessed with cars. I could name every make driving down the street with my parents. A few years thereafter, I... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by screwing myself out of my first car | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tkr1b/tifu_by_screwing_myself_out_of_my_first_car/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336867966 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tkb03 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tkb03 | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tkb03/tifu_gagged_on_food_before_forcefully_pulling_it/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | I think I'm done eating chicken for a while, guys. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Gagged on food before forcefully pulling it out of my throat and throwing up a little (at a fancy restaurant with my date) | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tkb03/tifu_gagged_on_food_before_forcefully_pulling_it/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337038023 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tn9fb | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tn9fb | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tn9fb/tifu_senior_project_presentation/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So today was the day I prepared so much for: The presentation of my senior project. I was told I'd be presenting at 4:30, and that I was cleared to go.
So, today after school, I get all dressed up, eat a snack, brush my teeth, and take a dose of my ADD medication so I could stay focused. I come in about a half hour ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Senior Project Presentation | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tn9fb/tifu_senior_project_presentation/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | RacistIllithid | null | None | null | null | null | 1337037661 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tn93o | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tn93o | null | 48 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tn93o/tifu_i_was_texting_my_girlfriend_and_autocorrect/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 160 | null | null | No, she doesn't believe me, maybe correct title would be "Today apple fucked up". | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I was texting my girlfriend and autocorrect turned "ssdfs" (an expression of surprise) into "Sarah" (Not my girlfriends name). She thinks I cheated on her. Fuck. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tn93o/tifu_i_was_texting_my_girlfriend_and_autocorrect/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | squeeeeek | null | None | null | null | null | 1337022829 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tmvfj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tmvfj | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tmvfj/tifu_i_watched_fear_and_loathing_in_las_vegas/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I watched "fear and loathing in las vegas" without smoking before.. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tmvfj/tifu_i_watched_fear_and_loathing_in_las_vegas/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | jsfox | null | None | null | null | null | 1337019427 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tmser | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tmser | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tmser/tifu_i_posted_my_address_on_a_comment_thread/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I actually did this yesterday, and then went to bed and only discovered it by accident today. Thankfully, there weren't that many people on the thread, but I'm nervously awaiting... something... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I posted my address on a comment thread, instead of a PM. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tmser/tifu_i_posted_my_address_on_a_comment_thread/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | philmarreddit | null | None | null | null | null | 1337012680 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tmmpi | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tmmpi | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tmmpi/tifu_dropped_my_beer_in_a_scum_puddle_didnt_taste/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | http://www.flickr.com/photos/phil_marion/3959872817/lightbox/ | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: dropped my beer in a scum puddle. Didn't taste so bad afterwards. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tmmpi/tifu_dropped_my_beer_in_a_scum_puddle_didnt_taste/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | iKilledMyFunny | null | None | null | null | null | 1336992099 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tmaaw | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tmaaw | null | 38 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tmaaw/tifu_had_been_applying_for_a_job_for_4_months_now/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 387 | null | null | Well actually its not like I fucked up today. Its like I've been fucking up for the past 120 days but just realized it today. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Had been applying for a job for 4 months now. Didn't get one single call back and today I learned that I had the wrong phone number written on my resume. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tmaaw/tifu_had_been_applying_for_a_job_for_4_months_now/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | CranesFlight | null | None | null | null | null | 1336983821 | null | None | self.tifu | True | null | False | null | tm78y | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tm78y | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tm78y/tifu_got_ejected_from_dodgers_stadium_for_booze/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So, I didn't realize that bringing in sneaky booze was a huge issue at Dodger stadium. I thought if they caught you, they'd just toss your booze, like at most venues. I did not know that they will actually call police and ban you from the park. I had no idea this was such a big deal. I had bought tickets for my best fr... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Got ejected from Dodgers Stadium for booze after I had planned a birthday trip for my best friend for weeks. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tm78y/tifu_got_ejected_from_dodgers_stadium_for_booze/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Sageo3000 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336981020 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tm64v | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tm64v | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tm64v/tifu_dwi/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | got drunk at the bar, tried to drive home, instead parked in the bank parking lot down the street, tossed keys in the backseat, went to sleep. A helpful citizen called me. Cops showed up an hour later, woke me up, blew a .16, got a dwi. Apparently, i drunkenly admitted to DWI when cops sobriety tested me. a test i fail... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: DWI | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tm64v/tifu_dwi/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Tom72 | null | None | null | null | null | 1336980497 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tm5x3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tm5x3 | null | 5 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tm5x3/tifu_didnt_order_my_cap_and_gown_for_graduation_a/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | It was all procrastination, really, and some fear of asking my parents for the money when it was already past a certain date and having them chew me out. The website now says I will have to buy it from them when they arrive at my school this Friday. I messaged them asking if I could still mail my order, since they're l... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Didn't order my cap and gown for graduation a couple months ago. Checked what address to mail in the form + $20 late fee, then the website says they are not taking orders for my school. They all arrive on Friday. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tm5x3/tifu_didnt_order_my_cap_and_gown_for_graduation_a/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | jcharney | null | None | null | null | null | 1336965132 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tlwkc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tlwkc | null | 1 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tlwkc/tifu_by_ditching_my_boyfriend_and_his_parents/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | After our university's big commencement ceremony in the football stadium, my boyfriend, and his parents visiting from Jamaica were supposed to come out to lunch with me and my parents. For some reason I didn't want to and decided to drop all 3 of them at his apartment before going home with my parents. It had been the ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by ditching my boyfriend and his parents after commencement. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tlwkc/tifu_by_ditching_my_boyfriend_and_his_parents/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336960630 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tlszx | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tlszx | null | 12 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tlszx/tifu_i_got_my_mom_a_gift_card_to_lane_bryant/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 118 | null | null | Yeah basically that is it. In all fairness though they are subtle about it. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU I got my mom a gift card to Lane Bryant without realizing it was a plus size clothing store. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tlszx/tifu_i_got_my_mom_a_gift_card_to_lane_bryant/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Justsomerandomgirl | null | None | null | null | null | 1336956117 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tlpf7 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tlpf7 | null | 11 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tlpf7/tmlbfu_today_my_little_brother_fucked_up_made_our/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 10 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TMLBFU (today my little brother fucked up): made our mom cry on mother's day | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tlpf7/tmlbfu_today_my_little_brother_fucked_up_made_our/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1336954908 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tloj0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tloj0 | null | 2 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tloj0/tifu_girlfriends_physco_mom_caught_me_and_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Probably should have used a throwaway for this, but whatever.
Alright, so I will frequently go over to my girlfriends house after school and fool around. But today, a mutual friend of ours (a guy) decided to be a total cockblock and follow us, just to be mean. Skip to her house. GF and I are messing around in bathroom... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU. Girlfriend's physco mom caught me and my friend in her bedroom. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tloj0/tifu_girlfriends_physco_mom_caught_me_and_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | br7anjc | null | None | null | null | null | 1337116829 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | toud0 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_toud0 | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/toud0/tifu_mixed_up_schedule_missed_work/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 29 | null | null | Hi reddit, if this is in the wrong place, let me know. I recently started my fist paid job at a restaurant, and I've had to ask off work for four thing recently. (2 weeks at job). Today I was supposed to work and didn't realize it, and skipped. I'm not sure what they think of me. When I called to talk about it, one of ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU Mixed up schedule, missed work. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/toud0/tifu_mixed_up_schedule_missed_work/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | scraggz111 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337112282 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | toq2j | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_toq2j | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/toq2j/tifu_called_someone_with_a_brain_damaged_dad/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | So this guy at college made a tiny mistake - I don't even remember what - and I called him brain damaged, more as a joke than an insult, and then proceeded to tell a joke about brain damage at which point he asked me to stop because his dad is brain damaged. I just shut up and walked away feeling terribly awkward. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU - Called someone with a brain damaged dad brain damaged. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/toq2j/tifu_called_someone_with_a_brain_damaged_dad/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337111018 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | toorm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_toorm | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/toorm/tifu_lost_a_chance_at_an_internship/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | Burnt a long bridge there. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Lost a chance at an internship. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/toorm/tifu_lost_a_chance_at_an_internship/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | fuzzlenuts | null | None | null | null | null | 1337062738 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tntai | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tntai | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tntai/tifu_by_discovering_rtifu/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | ... I should have been in bed hours ago. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by discovering /r/TIFU | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tntai/tifu_by_discovering_rtifu/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | Geves | null | None | null | null | null | 1337053196 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tnmr3 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tnmr3 | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tnmr3/tifu_almost_burned_the_house_down/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 91 | null | null | That "self-cleaning" button on the oven is a liar! Apparently you need to clean the oven "before" it self-cleans itself :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU almost burned the house down | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tnmr3/tifu_almost_burned_the_house_down/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | horserashish | null | None | null | null | null | 1337050769 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tnkqy | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tnkqy | null | 40 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tnkqy/tifu_spent_the_weekend_drunk_at_a_bachelor_party/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 46 | null | null | I dont remember a thing. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Spent the weekend drunk at a bachelor party, got caught masturbating. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tnkqy/tifu_spent_the_weekend_drunk_at_a_bachelor_party/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | gwallac2 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337047692 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tni1e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tni1e | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tni1e/tifu_had_the_chance_to_make_1600_in_a_week_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 25 | null | null | its a medical study up in knoxville, i'm from atlanta... this is my 2nd trip here and i'm completely broke. I played some shows with my band over the weekend before this morning and the alcohol was still in my system. so yeah, this is 100% my fault. my friend already did the study and had no reaction to the medicine, a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Had the chance to make $1,600 in a WEEK and all I have to do is take some bone marrow pills AND WATCH MAD MEN | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tni1e/tifu_had_the_chance_to_make_1600_in_a_week_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337046918 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tnhbm | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tnhbm | null | 0 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tnhbm/tifu_trying_to_do_spring_cleaning/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 1 | null | null | That "self-cleaning" button on the oven is a liar! Apparently you need to clean the oven "before" it self-cleans itself :( | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU trying to do spring cleaning... | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tnhbm/tifu_trying_to_do_spring_cleaning/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | TitusAndroidicus | null | None | null | null | null | 1337202704 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337211740 | null | False | null | tqk4m | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tqk4m | null | 286 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/tqk4m/tifu_emailed_a_porn_link_to_my_professor/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 877 | null | null | I was doing some homework today. One of things my psychology professor wanted was a link to a specific psychology experiment. I found one, copied it, and before I could send the email... my boner hijacked my brain and convinced me to fap instead of finish the email. Found a good fap link, copy+paste into browser, succe... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Emailed a porn link to my professor | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tqk4m/tifu_emailed_a_porn_link_to_my_professor/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337202537 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tqjz8 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tqjz8 | null | 6 | null | True | null | /r/tifu/comments/tqjz8/tifu_a_chance_for_a_casual_flingnsfw/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 0 | null | null | I'd met this girl little bit back, we chatted for a bit then she cuts to the chase and asks to hook up some time soon. She asks for some pics, which I'm happy to provide knowing where this is going and she's truly impressed. Here's where it all goes south: She says since I can't meet her today why doesn't she call and ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU a chance for a casual fling.NSFW | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tqjz8/tifu_a_chance_for_a_casual_flingnsfw/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | ph00w | null | None | null | null | null | 1337200081 | null | None | self.tifu | 1337202725 | null | False | null | tqhry | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tqhry | null | 17 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tqhry/tifu_caught_by_parents/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 20 | null | null | Today i fucked up.
Today is the last day of a 3 week celebration-tradition we have in Norway. We celebrate the 13 years of school we've attended, a tradition which have existed for a quite long time. The way we celebrate is special and fun, we dress in red pants which are filled with cheesy/tacky drawings, quotes etc.... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Caught by parents. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tqhry/tifu_caught_by_parents/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | blobbob22 | null | None | null | null | null | 1337174614 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tpwhj | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tpwhj | null | 19 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tpwhj/tifu_by_stepping_on_a_dead_wasp_and_getting_stung/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 72 | null | null | it hurts | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU by stepping on a dead wasp and getting stung in the foot | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tpwhj/tifu_by_stepping_on_a_dead_wasp_and_getting_stung/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337147765 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tpkoc | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tpkoc | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tpkoc/tifu_missed_a_chance_with_a_girl_ive_liked_for_2/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 2 | null | null | So today was our gifted program's annual Shakespeare festival, which is the culmination of several month's hard work and practice. I was involved in 3 of 4 plays (Two Noble Kinsman, King Henry V, and A Midsummer Night's Dream), and there's this girl in the same plays that I've been crushing pretty hard on for the past ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: Missed a chance with a girl I've liked for 2 years | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tpkoc/tifu_missed_a_chance_with_a_girl_ive_liked_for_2/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | sicknastymax | null | None | null | null | null | 1337147426 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tpkhp | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tpkhp | null | 3 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tpkhp/blacked_out_fell_into_a_tree_made_out_with_an/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 3 | null | null | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | Blacked out, fell into a tree, made out with an ugly gay dude, puked on my mom. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tpkhp/blacked_out_fell_into_a_tree_made_out_with_an/ | null | null | null | null | |
null | null | Scottzkee | null | None | null | null | null | 1337146893 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tpk68 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tpk68 | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tpk68/tifu_a_cop_things_i_saluted_them_with_my_beer/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 13 | null | null | I was drinking a dads rootbeer. (wouldn't recommend it, not that good) I had it while driving and a cop pulled next to my car and was looking at me. It was in my right hand and I lifted it up as if to say "cheers". I was pulled over. Fuck me. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, A cop things I saluted them with my beer bottle while driving. I was pulled over. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tpk68/tifu_a_cop_things_i_saluted_them_with_my_beer/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | [deleted] | null | None | null | null | null | 1337133416 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tp997 | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tp997 | null | 4 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tp997/tifu_i_lost_the_person_i_love_most_in_my_life/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 6 | null | null | I got angry at the girl I love most and used very harsh words on her in the heat of the moment. Shit escalated and now here I am by myself feeling more alone than I've ever been. I'm turning to you guys because she was the only one I could ever go to and now she's gone. I don't expect this pain to go away anytime soon ... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I lost the person I love most in my life | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tp997/tifu_i_lost_the_person_i_love_most_in_my_life/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | PaulFuqyaself | null | None | null | null | null | 1337133318 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tp96e | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tp96e | null | 44 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tp96e/tifu_i_went_to_go_take_a_poop_on_the_train_and/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 196 | null | null | I was on the train home and felt a number two coming on so I went to relieve myself. So I headed to the bathroom and went about my business. In my haste I forgot to lock the door, when I noticed it was too late, I was at the do or die part of the poop. Then right at that moment someone the door open, with out giving a... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU, I went to go take a poop on the train and forgot to lock the door. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tp96e/tifu_i_went_to_go_take_a_poop_on_the_train_and/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | murrray | null | None | null | null | null | 1337132641 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tp8lh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tp8lh | null | 23 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tp8lh/tifu_i_forgot_to_save_my_pokemon_game_then_my/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 29 | null | null | I spent all day playing, got 5 badges, the pokeflute. Right as I was about to wake Snorlax, my computer shut down. | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: I forgot to save my Pokemon game, then my computer died. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tp8lh/tifu_i_forgot_to_save_my_pokemon_game_then_my/ | null | null | null | null |
null | null | couscouscachoo | null | None | null | null | null | 1337132559 | null | None | self.tifu | False | null | False | null | tp8jh | null | null | null | null | null | null | True | null | null | None | {} | null | t3_tp8jh | null | 13 | null | False | null | /r/tifu/comments/tp8jh/tifu_thought_my_flight_for_a_conference_was/ | null | null | null | null | null | null | null | 50 | null | null | Realized this afternoon that the flight I thought I had booked for tomorrow morning @11:20 am was actually for this morning @11:20 am.
Called the airline & long story short, I am on a red eye flight leaving @1:20 am. Oh, & it only cost me about $800.
Not to mention I already owe someone $1000 for a laptop s... | null | null | null | t5_2to41 | null | null | null | null | TIFU: thought my flight for a conference was tomorrow. Was actually this morning. | null | null | null | null | http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tp8jh/tifu_thought_my_flight_for_a_conference_was/ | null | null | null | null |
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