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1630750212 | 1630752052 | t3_phovmc | t5_2to41 | 7 | Benasbo12: TIFU by figuring out somebody's sexual preferance.
So this Fuck up didnt happen today but happened 4 years ago when I was in University.
I was living with these 4 guys. A German, an American and 2 Englishmen. I had begun to get wuite friendly neith the Americsn and Englishman living upstairs with me and obv... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1630751106 | 1630809710 | t3_php207 | t5_2to41 | 7 | berodem: TIFU by hacking in a videogame and losing access to my inventory.
Obligatory mention that this didn't happen literally today. In fact, it happened over half a decade ago.
Around five years ago I bought a bunch of virtual items for 5 USD. Those items were dirt cheap, 3 cents per each, so I ended up buying at ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1630752011 | 1630755304 | t3_php8ie | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my "special" porn caught by a kid... Help, please
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Fukled: I'm sorry, but by 'special' you mean what exactly?
Mr_Cooper_: Bestiality.
Card1974: Bestiality. Add the word to your autocorrect, please.
Mr_Cooper_: Typing on a phone ain't easy.
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1630756407 | 1630818198 | t3_phq5ud | t5_2to41 | 25 | antonprojects: TIFU by having to walk a mile almost naked because of geocaching
So you probably know gecaching, and if you dont it is just a game where people hide little boxes that you have to find and write your name into a logbook. Some of them are easy but some are very difficult and at difficult terrain (caves or ... | 5 | 5 | |
1630751383 | 1630763491 | t3_php412 | t5_2to41 | 4 | xEternalBlue: TIFU by being sentimental
Back in school, our teacher made us write an anonymous note to each and every one of our classmates since it was the last lesson of the semester.
I initially didn’t want to keep them as some of them didn’t know what to write hence they wrote “stop smoking” or “cut down on smokin... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1630763928 | 1630764705 | t3_phqq8o | t5_2to41 | 21 | Reddit-username_here: It is. He's trying to switch gender roles from a woman pumping milk while running errands to a man masturbating. It's idiotic and not even close to the same thing.
sshiverandshake: Oh shit you're right, just clicked their profile and saw a post beginning with "My boyfriend..." didn't bother to rea... | 3 | 7 | |
1630759005 | 1630797152 | t3_phqrzm | t5_2to41 | 17 | JuniorRub2122: TIFU and went to Applebee’s. This happened last night. I had to go on a really long drive to pick up a package for work and by the time I finally got home, it was late and Applebee’s was the only place open.
I used to work at Applebee’s about 10 years ago and I remembered liking the boneless chicken wing... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1630758973 | 1630821763 | t3_phqrq8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Psychic_weirdo: TIFU for not crying at my dad's death
It is like some months ago..
My dad was admitted in hospital and he had covid, he was good in health but suddenly I mid night due to some problems(idk what problem) he died. I was not told about it and I found out when I woke up at 6 am and found my grandmother cryi... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1630760523 | 1630765657 | t3_phr5px | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting naked in front of my roommate
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[deleted]: Jesus can we have a max word count? Who has time for this indulgent writing?
TheRealMcDuck: That's what the too long, didn't read it portion at the bottom is for: lazy people who refuse to read, and just want to get a gist of what happened.
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1630761912 | 1630813790 | t3_phrigk | t5_2to41 | 114 | SwimmingInGoldfish: TIFU by blowing off the girl I’m crazy about
So I had a FaceTime chat/date scheduled for 8:30 with the girl I’m smitten with. I had my goldfish, I had my Guinness, and I was super excited to talk to her!
But she never calls.
2 hours go by and I finally message her, asking if she needs a rainchec... | 4 | 28.5 | |
1630762325 | 1630763221 | t3_phrmc3 | t5_2to41 | 22 | dan4282: TIFU by liking hentai
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Tprotheone: But where’s the fuck up? Lol
vitafortisnk: He let his uncle finger Rem before he could.
Tprotheone: Ah okay
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1630763811 | 1630883324 | t3_phs07n | t5_2to41 | 79 | reddituser1827291: TIFU by helping a spider
I had just gotten back into the house and was taking my shoes off, when I noticed that I had trodden on a little red spider (I believe it's a Woodlouse Spider - [https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/trees-woods-and-wildlife/animals/spiders-and-harvestmen/woodlouse-spider/](https:... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1630763877 | 1630773748 | t3_phs0tm | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a pot of apple cider simmering on the stove all night.
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I live with my grandparents so I got up early to clean the kitchen from last night when I popped an edible (I live in one of the states where it's legal) and went to bed. When I got up, I found my grandmother was already up and had di... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1630764636 | 1630792800 | t3_phs8gn | t5_2to41 | 930 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: jesus i thought this was going to be about you drinking from it
makebeansgreatagain: Same lol
artas152: Same wtf
makebeansgreatagain: Cursed minds 🤷♂️
artas152: Best* minds
makebeansgreatagain: I cant argue with that
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1630768540 | 1630770172 | t3_phte0l | t5_2to41 | 34 | glassjar1: TIFU by Standing Under a Tree
Happened Thursday. I'm just now well enough to write about it.
I'm a teacher at a Montessori Middle and High School. On Thursday, I was working with a group of kids after school cleaning up last year's wood pile. (We actually still heat the school with an external wood burner i... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1630768585 | 1630773639 | t3_phteig | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my father that Linguistics and Genetics aren't Western Conspiracies
So my father's a big conservative. Even by Indian standards.
We were on the dinner table last night talking about how Vedic culture is essentially a mixture of Indus Valley and Aryan/Indo European cultures. I mean *I was t... | 3 | 8 | |
1630772470 | 1630871318 | t3_phukk7 | t5_2to41 | 60 | unburnt_hydrocarbon: TIFU: By waving at a crow
Just a few moments ago as I was gazing out my window, a big crow landed on the fence just a few feet away outside. Naturally, since the crows are my bros, I slowly pulled the curtain back a bit more so as not to scare him away, and gave him a big ol’ slow good morning wave... | 4 | 15 | |
1630773630 | 1630777702 | t3_phuxal | t5_2to41 | 117 | Thanatos846: TIFU by saying some dumb shit to my GF
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XiJinpingLovesHoney: Why did you need to add a physical description lmfao? I mean she sounds hot as fuck but idk what that has to do with the story?
adp63: I think OP might be referring to some perceived stereotypical jealousy of Caucasian hair that is occas... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1630774143 | 1630795221 | t3_phv2v2 | t5_2to41 | 2,426 | SackDanDruff: TIFU by spilling 72 gallons of milk at work and cleaned up none of it
This happened 15 years ago when I worked at a retail store that begins with Wal as a dairy associate. I was in college at the time and peak just no fucks given point of my life given I hated my job so much.
My shift in dairy I worked ... | 12 | 202.166667 | |
1630780526 | 1630803126 | t3_phx171 | t5_2to41 | 44 | AXMOTX2020: TIFU Wasting Whiskey in Texas
Wasting alcohol in Texas Sun
So this happened last week, I had a coworker pick me up 2 bottles of whiskey when they did their weekly run to the store. A beautiful Breckinridge Port Cask Whiskey.
We live in Texas (this is important to consider) I told my coworker I’ll pick it... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1630780798 | 1630784144 | t3_phx43l | t5_2to41 | 679 | Rutheniumelbow: TIFU by putting hand sanitizer on my freshly shaved balls.
A bit of context before i start with the FU.
I live with my gf who is an order and organization freak,
Because of that she puts EVERY SINGLE THING that has a fluid consistency into soap dispenser like containers that match the bathroom design... | 8 | 84.875 | |
1630782662 | 1630817732 | t3_phxo8n | t5_2to41 | 374 | saladenjoyer0: TIFU by getting drunk and humiliating myself
Last night I thought I was home alone. So I decided to drink a mixed drink in the shower. Afterwards I didn’t bother putting my clothes back on since I knew my parents weren’t going to be back because they went to my aunt’s lake which is 100 miles away. Anyway... | 4 | 93.5 | |
1630783250 | 1631043784 | t3_phxugk | t5_2to41 | 234 | Anakin1585: TIFU by masturbating, falling asleep then almost turning deaf.
This happened an hour ago and I'm still.....moved.
So there's this new kind of porn i discovered which was just audio. I also use mp3 convertor for music because fuck ads.
So the audio porn is basically like a VA moaning but it also has a stor... | 8 | 29.25 | |
1630784911 | 1630785185 | t3_phyboy | t5_2to41 | 7 | RomanSeraphim: TIFU by driving
It's my time to finally shine! This situation is currently unfolding as I type out of boredom.
I decided to go visit my girlfriend living 2 1/2 hours away for the long weekend and everything was going fine. I got my emissions checked, saw the chiropractor, and then I was on my way.
Gett... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1630785768 | 1630786959 | t3_phykmk | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by cracking my iPad Pro screen with a blanket launched iPhone
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IAmTheTrueM3M3L0rD: This is why I bought AppleCare on my watch, airpods and IPhone SE gen 2 when I got them, even though I’ve never cracked a phone.
Better to buy something and never need it over being in a situation like this, and... | 5 | 1 | |
1630789296 | 1630790644 | t3_phzly8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating an entire thing of cinnamon icebreakers
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S_A_R_K: Aren't icebreakers gum?
lapithyst2687: Yes but I'm talking about icebreakers mints
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1630790356 | 1630949457 | t3_phzwvi | t5_2to41 | 78 | kjimbro: TIFU by buying a fancy vibrator with a completely unnecessary “automatic off” feature.
Obligatory “this happened three months ago” heads up.
Backstory: My wife and I haven’t been able to go “out” to the bars since COVID started. Since we had both been fully vaccinated recently (pre-Delta), we decided to hit u... | 6 | 13 | |
1630792518 | 1630944420 | t3_pi0iu2 | t5_2to41 | 22,666 | LeAntiPrincess: TIFU by walking naked into another room
I want to start by saying I live with my boyfriend, just the 2 of us. I tend to wander around naked or in very minimal clothes when it’s just the two of us. I avoid windows and everything like that, not an exhibitionist lol. Just like being comfortable.
My boyfr... | 11 | 2,060.545455 | |
1630789077 | 1630852039 | t3_phzjh1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Shannenne: TIFU: by slipping my arch by losing all feeling in my left leg.
This happened yesterday night.
I should mention I have very severe flat feet so my arch tends to slip and pull at the tendons and muscles more than most people which causes pain in my feet and back. I tend to not wear proper support at home an... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1630793027 | 1630827767 | t3_pi0nwy | t5_2to41 | 24 | adrhhhhi: TIFU for not eating my Easter eggs
This happened 5 months ago when it was Easter my mother decided to make a game for my sister and her friend (both seven years old). My mother hid some boiled eggs and some egg-shaped chocolates around the rooms and the garden, she later went to pick up my sister's friend. ... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1630787303 | 1630794609 | t3_phz0eq | t5_2to41 | 24 | paulganic: TIFU by losing a half of my modest life budget to poor short-term memory
Happened a few hours ago, still feeling nauseous and agitated but I have an extreme need to spill my soul somewhere, and the fuckup is rather hilarious. Even more, I've been an active TIFU reader for a while and I feel honored to have a... | 3 | 8 | |
1630798907 | 1630855338 | t3_pi28np | t5_2to41 | 16 | soldadordepr: TIFU by following my boss' orders.
**Long post. TL;DR at the end.**
This happened a week back or so but the situation has strained my workplace situation just a bit.
I work as a welder for a locally owned business that deal with both residential and commercial projects in my city, both in aluminum and w... | 4 | 4 | |
1630802247 | 1630803878 | t3_pi339z | t5_2to41 | 331 | srtipy_and_pink: TIFU by barking at a scam caller
This is a morbidly embarrassing one, so here we go.
A few months ago, I got a call in the middle of an exam. I had time, so I (stupidly) picked up. It was a scam caller, and because of all my stress and the fact that my mind was elsewhere, I came really close to fuc... | 3 | 110.333333 | |
1630804057 | 1630805449 | t3_pi3jkj | t5_2to41 | 315 | [deleted]: TIFU by mixing up my Alices
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BigTxFrank: This made me smile.
DirewolfGavin: I’m not going to live this down! I mean, how many heavy metal rock bands have Alices in their name?!
BigTxFrank: At least you didn't think either sang Alice's Restaurant
BMoney8600: Alice’s Restaurant has nothing on Tom’s Di... | 10 | 31.5 | |
1630806282 | 1630806920 | t3_pi42pp | t5_2to41 | 11 | redsred12: TIFU by applying for a job
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redsred12: just needed to vent to strangers i guess
BurritoSorceress: Hon, how old are you? Do you have somewhere safe to go?
redsred12: eh, not really, just walking home now
BurritoSorceress: Is there a friend you could stay with until things settle down at home? If thin... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1630805587 | 1630851271 | t3_pi3wm6 | t5_2to41 | 193 | Frustratedfool: TIFU by cleaning my teeth whilst peeing.
Admit, his was a couple of years ago, but each night I giggle at what happened.
I (M now51) live with my wife, teenage son (16) and daughter (12).
We only have one bathroom, so there are rules. Ladies get priority and privacy.
Whereas if I’m in the bath and m... | 3 | 64.333333 | |
1630807096 | 1630807257 | t3_pi49wg | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu by going to class stoned
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someguy610: You should get stoned with him and teach him how to get around his learning disability.
Ttthhasdf: I really should. I did get high with son several times.
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1630808469 | 1630870206 | t3_pi4mgf | t5_2to41 | 66 | Redonimo: TIFU By eating 18 gummy vitamins
Y’all ever see those memes about eating a flint stone gummy vitamin with some picture of a super buff dude (ex. super saiyan goku). Well what I had just ate was definitely not that. I was staying over at my friends house because I was helping him fix his car. At night I got so... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1630810712 | 1630811807 | t3_pi55w1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Double-Judgment9735: TIFU by exposing my secret relationship to a blabby coworker
So on this particular day (No it wasn't actually today it was the otherday) I had been very tired. I hadn't slept until 9 am that morning (I have insomnia) and I got up at about 1pm to see my boyfriend who's schedule is so tight he only h... | 3 | 2 | |
1630811017 | 1630811989 | t3_pi58nx | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking my whole hospital experience
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stillinbutout: Doctor here. You’ve just screwed your chances of being taken seriously by anyone with access to your chart. You’ll get treatment for stuff with very objective results like an x ray, but you broke the first rule of medical club. When I can’... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1630812500 | 1630829419 | t3_pi5lbs | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my then gf that “if you won’t change your bad attitude, idk what would happen cause my ex gf is still after me” then they both proceed to gang up on me.
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fliguana: Forever alone...
BlazinPhoenix: Given the alternative, alone doesn't seem that bad.
Personally, I'd much rather be sing... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1630814960 | 1630886477 | t3_pi65vi | t5_2to41 | 21,391 | Throwawaysbdiauebebz: TIFU by having sex with a Nazi
I’m kinda shook up, this just happened today and I don’t know what to make of all this
So I was talking to this guy for a few weeks, right? Just casual dirty talk, and sometimes small talk. He seemed nice. **Zero fucking red flags**. I said I wasn’t down to hook up ... | 19 | 1,125.842105 | |
1630810775 | 1630838934 | t3_pi56e7 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing my contact lenses correctly for 5 years
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maybeiamaprawn: 5 years?!? Omg
But didn't you see an eye specialist during all that time?
detective_popcorn8: Right? I have to have an exam every year before I can even order new lenses for that year.
maybeiamaprawn: Bruh...then how did you no... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1630817203 | 1630818612 | t3_pi6n93 | t5_2to41 | 14 | intellectualtwat: TIFU by accepting a lowball Doordash order at 10pm
This might be a long one.
Okay, so this actually happened today. (Well, I guess yesterday since it has hit midnight since I’ve come home from this catastrophe.)
I’m a 19 year old girl and I recently resigned from a full-time job in television afte... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1630817469 | 1630853914 | t3_pi6p9f | t5_2to41 | 126 | rhinophyre: Tifu y thinking I was prepared for play with an ovipositor.
So... Ovipositors.
My partner and I recently discovered we have a shared fantasy of playing with an ovipositor. (One of those sex toys that "lays" gelatin eggs inside you, for those unfamiliar with the word.)
We got it yesterday, immediately made... | 3 | 42 | |
1630824492 | 1630830031 | t3_pi850a | t5_2to41 | 15 | NoSpammerinoInPosteo: TIFU by getting fired from a corrections officer job of 20 years after a health and safety assignment gone terribly wrong.
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SimplyKendra: Are you in flint? You know you aren’t supposed to drink the water right?
BigJackHorner: OMG I laughed so hard at this. Take this Silver.
SimplyKendra: ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1630824970 | 1630849834 | t3_pi8891 | t5_2to41 | 71 | sighingthroughlife7: TIFU by not hearing my boyfriend's neighbor open their garage door
This fuck up happened a couple hours ago and I'm still cringing. My boyfriend's bedroom window faces his neighbor's side garage door. I had closed the shutters for privacy, but didn't think to close the window because it is hot... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1630826929 | 1630827654 | t3_pi8m73 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking in my room and noticing my neighbors have been watching me for months.
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doubledenzel: That’s not a fuck up. Ur neighbors are weirdos . Why do u think they’ll jump you ?
Apprehensive-Lack892: Seems like I've annoyed them with the smell and the noise. And I'm quite shure they aren't ex... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1630828207 | 1630830893 | t3_pi8v04 | t5_2to41 | 360 | Ieatkids998: TIFU by walking in on my dad watching porn.
Im on mobile so dont mind the formatting. And yes this did happen like an hour ago. So i came back from school and apparently my dad came home shortly after. So i was taking a shower so cuz of that when my dad checked my room he thought i wasnt home. So i finish... | 25 | 14.4 | |
1630831164 | 1630832973 | t3_pi9fvt | t5_2to41 | 14 | R0gu3_L3ad3r: TIFU by ruining my third date with a great girl
So, this happened last night. I haven't seen anyone for over almost a year and a half. We have been chatting daily for over a month and we went on my third date. She is a great, smart, funny girl (I am actually surprised she has stuck it out this far, I hal... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1630836369 | 1630890341 | t3_piaf7x | t5_2to41 | 146 | Hour_Impress_7473: Tifu by eating poisonous mac & cheese
Note: um i think I didn’t explain this enough this took place 7 years ago and sadly can’t talk to my grandma anymore
Well today I got hungry so my childish self decided to make some Mac and cheese and remember this story of being a newly freed 20 year old ... | 4 | 36.5 | |
1630837746 | 1630843674 | t3_piapdu | t5_2to41 | 21 | MSWGR: TIFU by after investigating why my dad's phone got water damaged and it was me
Well, actually, it was yesterday.
I was working on my laptop and heard an ice cream man. I then called him to buy one. As I reach for my wallet and walked away, I hit the table. I went to buy the ice cream.
I went back and saw wa... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1630841582 | 1630845144 | t3_pibhku | t5_2to41 | 56 | NotoriouslySexY2505: TIFU by giving my reddit username to my guy.
I(30F) is on a LDR with a guy(30M) for less than a month now but I knew him like more than 3 years (honestly too long can't remember exactly). He expressed his affection towards me inspite of me ignoring him for years and his patience and love truly caug... | 4 | 14 | |
1630841046 | 1630872002 | t3_pibdit | t5_2to41 | 24 | pocketfullomoonseeds: TIFU by eating at the Outback Steakhouse
Let me preface this by saying: it's not where I ate, but *what* I ate. I don't think Outback is inherently bad. This was just my one experience.
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Myself and a couple others decided to stop at Outback Steakhouse for lunch, since we had received some gift ... | 3 | 8 | |
1630843858 | 1630872973 | t3_pibz7l | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by not shitting my pants
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Saint_Kieran: Bruh...if that was the mess you made why would it have even been considered to have someone else clean it? Eww
Alternative-Aspect97: 1) no one enjoys scrubbing shit from walls
2) cleaning it all seemed insurmountable as I sat there
Saint_Kieran: Oh I'm s... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1630844611 | 1630984229 | t3_pic5ay | t5_2to41 | 17,834 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to fulfil one of my boyfriends fantasies.
Friday night had a few too many drinks with my boyfriend and got on to the topic of our sexual fantasies.
He admitted to me that he’s always been really turned on by the thought of being woken up with a blowjob.
Fairly standard evening, conversation... | 15 | 1,188.933333 | |
1630845549 | 1630845969 | t3_picd73 | t5_2to41 | 11 | PhartheadGremlin420: TIFU By not signing out.
I just did this. The embarrassment is still in my head. Hornybrain is a real and very dangerous condition.
(Sorry for any formatting issues, I'm on mobile.)
Moving on,
Today I was browsing reddit when I saw some hentai that I particularly liked. It was a snippet of text ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1630847543 | 1630848763 | t3_picuw0 | t5_2to41 | 43 | bazeeenga: TIFU by eating too much processed food and getting constipated.
So this has happened over the course of one and a half week or so. Our apartment has been having water problems with the water pump not functioning properly. This has made cooking a little bit hard. To note am an african whose mother believes in... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1630851489 | 1630876014 | t3_pidwa7 | t5_2to41 | 167 | clown_rice9: tifu by coming out for my best friend in front of his conservatice family
this happened only a few months ago and i decided to post it because my best friend is going away for college without any financial support from his parents and i feel terrible.
my best friend m(18) is from a very conservative famil... | 3 | 55.666667 | |
1630854759 | 1630856450 | t3_pieuic | t5_2to41 | 163 | Sch_14_: TIFU BY TRUSTING A STRANGER and almost got kidnapped
Ok so this happened a few hours ago, when I went to get a haircut. I was staying at my grandma's and decided to get a haircut. The barber shop was like half a kilometre from her house so I walked there alone. I was hungry and there was a grocery store a few ... | 6 | 27.166667 | |
1630853854 | 1630863933 | t3_piekgu | t5_2to41 | 22 | Rueed: TIFU by driving with more people in my car than allowed
So...this happened yesterday evening. We went to the city to a club. Three of my friends and me. Didnt drink cuz I was the driver.
Met some other friends there three of which asked whether they could drive home with us. My car is a 5-seater(including driv... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1630855880 | 1630995669 | t3_pif6dw | t5_2to41 | 520 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Downside_Up_: Obviously you start sneaking it into the background of every picture you send to him now and tell him you wanted to see how long it would be before he noticed or commented on it
Loveconqeurshate: That’s a very clever move 😂 still I’m toooooo embarrassed to do it. As... | 6 | 86.666667 | |
1630862160 | 1630867095 | t3_pih3do | t5_2to41 | 26 | amiaffe: TIFU by getting up from the toilet too fast
So, this actually did happen less than 24 hours ago, and I was rewarded with a concussion, 3 stitches and 3 shattered molars.
I can't remember it, but the last thing I do emember is sitting on the john, after having got up to pee in the middle of the night (guessing... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1630862093 | 1630869295 | t3_pih2l9 | t5_2to41 | -21 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving girlfriend my laptop and almost meeting a pedophile
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VirtualDeliverance: You could've baited him, arranged for a rendez-vouz, shown up with a hidden knife and pretended to give your consent[1]. Then, it would've been stabby-stabby time.
[1] For anyone wondering how a person can prete... | 9 | -2.333333 | |
1630864064 | 1630864209 | t3_pihofy | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating cheese
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SweetGroverCleveland: Well that took a surprise twist.
Edit: read this while pooping and immediately finished and stood up. Yikes no
Edit 2: congrats!
lucycolt90: It definitely did! Twisted all around the toilet it was quite something
Also thanks! Feel a lot better
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1630864004 | 1630942164 | t3_pihntv | t5_2to41 | 63 | pricklypearbear15: TIFU by forgetting how to sneeze.
I think high school age is about when this began. (I've been out of high school for about a decade, to give you some context.) I've always sneezed a lot. My nose is easily irritated, and so I've always carried around lots of tissues with me.
Well, one day I was wit... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1630866537 | 1630887351 | t3_piig59 | t5_2to41 | 191 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing in my girlfriend’s bed
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infin8sleeplessness: Been there and I don’t drink. It happens. Mine usually involve peeing in my dream.
mess_dup: No offense. But I always imagined what'd be like to shit in a dream.
ez_as_31416: not as fun as it sounds.
probably lots of ivermectin-using idiot... | 4 | 47.75 | |
1630866768 | 1630889836 | t3_piiirt | t5_2to41 | 295 | mca9658: TIFU by trying to catch a pizza
Around 10am I decided to make a pizza. Nothing out of the norm. Everything went as planned. Waited for the preheat, popped that bad boy in the oven and waited for the perfect time to pull it out.
When I pulled it out it had a perfect melt and perfectly crispy crust, I was real... | 11 | 26.818182 | |
1630867587 | 1630884528 | t3_piirm6 | t5_2to41 | 388 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing how to fuel my car
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itsjustmefortoday: I did not know this was even a thing. Every car I've had you just get out the car and pull the little petrol hatch open. Glad I learned this before I change car.
BMECaboose: Having a button to open the fuel hatch has been around for at least... | 4 | 97 | |
1630869368 | 1630875055 | t3_pijbu7 | t5_2to41 | 55 | Tys_Wife: TIFU by trying to sell a customer a product that would be perfect for "rubbing on his meat".
This just happen, and I don't think I'll ever fully recover from the embarrassment. I work at a call center and right now we have some promotions going on for certain items, one being a variety seasoning sampler. I'm ... | 5 | 11 | |
1630870507 | 1630888728 | t3_pijoex | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ifakuifakall: Was it howard stern
AcrobaticSource3: BABABOOEY
Ifakuifakall: HUZZAH! A MAN OF QUALITY
awkward_kissser: yaboobayyahboobayyahboobay
Ifakuifakall: FAFAFOOEY
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1630865918 | 1630901304 | t3_pii950 | t5_2to41 | 183 | Torbuttone: TIFU by having a panic attack/ depressive episode with a girl I really like
TIFU by being a complete jealous prick. Me (24m) and my girl (25f) decided to meet up during the day to have a walk. Walked for 15 km (about 9 miles). We are still in early stages, about a 3 months in. Did have a kiss, but nothing m... | 8 | 22.875 | |
1630870474 | 1630873597 | t3_pijo2w | t5_2to41 | 22 | Krawn69: TIFU A Time Traveling Acid Trip in a 1982 Subaru Wagon
This goes back about 30 years when I was a couple years out of high school in the late 80’s. Pretty much through high school I was known as a burnout druggie. Not only did I use but I sold and gave it away to friend. I moved out of my parents’ house into a... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1630876368 | 1630924556 | t3_pilhvl | t5_2to41 | 15,350 | sendyslayer: TIFU By Clogging My New Boyfriend's Toilet
I'd like to start this story off by saying that this happened when I was 21 and had recently started a relationship. As with most relationships in their early days, my boyfriend and I were not quite yet on the level of farting together on the couch or leaving the ... | 9 | 1,705.555556 | |
1630880128 | 1630968764 | t3_pimknn | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwRA_143cross: TIFU by confessing an affair to my wife on speaker phone while she was at work
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FinneganSinagain: F.
Sorry man, but you'll get through this eventually.
Reach out for help if you're feeling overwhelmed, don't do anything stupid in response, this too shall pass.
Rasen_God: Why you feeling b... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1630880795 | 1630883028 | t3_pimrki | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by going down on the coach's son
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Jasink1987: Walked in a tight end and came out a wide receiver.
domdotski: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
| 3 | 9.333333 | |
1630880965 | 1630889401 | t3_pimt9q | t5_2to41 | 20 | GoatsWithWigs: TIFU by leaving my bluetooth headphones on
This actually happened today, so I am in an online French class and I was prepared to take the first exam on an application called Respondus, which records you so the professor can see if students cheat. Well, part of the exam consisted of listening activities, ... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1630884902 | 1630885599 | t3_pinvuv | t5_2to41 | 6 | SmashLegend25: TIFU By Peeing My Guts Out After A Movie.
So I Just Recently Watched Shang Chi In My Local Movie Theater, And Obviously I Bought Popcorn And A
Large Soda. I Walked Down To My Screening And Started Eating 1/6 Of My Popcorn After The Ads Were Over. I Also Drank Half Of My Soda Immediately. I Drank More And... | 3 | 2 | |
1630886066 | 1630952006 | t3_pio6tk | t5_2to41 | 49 | i__have__ebola: TIFU by making candied lemon slices
TLDR: Made candied lemon slices. Ate one of them. That shit was as sour as a hardcore KPop stan when you talk smack about KPop. Never again.
So this happened minutes ago and here I am writing a story about it on TIFU. So I was watching a video by Nick DiGiovanni on m... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1630887201 | 1630889162 | t3_piohjl | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing my mic was unmuted
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Groundbreaking-Box20: I have no clue what you’re talking about. Like what does any of this mean
Reddit-username_here: Nobody knows.
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1630888547 | 1630952839 | t3_piotx1 | t5_2to41 | 889 | jaybonz95: TIFU by making out with my married friend
Last night my friends and I went out for my birthday. We were all having an amazing time. I absolutely love my group of friends. Anyways I have a married friend who was always a little flirty with me and we were talking. Under normal circumstances I always would keep... | 13 | 68.384615 | |
1630891177 | 1630892426 | t3_piphtf | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by pussying out of finally breaking up with me girl.
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frozzierox: Sounds toxic. You should totally break it off.
MuCallsfreemoney: Her or both of them? You don't want your partner calling other people cute and doing each other dude
frozzierox: Both. OP for being checked out yet staying in the r... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1630891294 | 1630960285 | t3_pipivj | t5_2to41 | 1,544 | Damionstjames: TIFU By nearly choking out an entire room of Professional Wrestlers with my "biological warfare"
**TIFU** *By nearly choking out an entire room of Professional Wrestlers with my "biological warfare"*
TLDR at the bottom
\[**Context**\]
*This happened in the summer of 2006. I was working for a Pacific N... | 11 | 140.363636 | |
1630898947 | 1630946335 | t3_pirexo | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by wiping wrong for my entire life
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rdsrds2120: Get a bidet. You can get one for like, $30 on Amazon
omg_pwnies: Seconded for a bidet - easy to install on your toilet and you feel fresh and clean every time. The wiping is just to dry off and then it doesn't matter which way you go (but still go... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1630902060 | 1630936230 | t3_pis6fh | t5_2to41 | 6,519 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly telling my married best friend that I'm in love with her. I'm not.
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Department-Infamous: I am gonna need an update on this one chief
Scorpius_99: Same, tag me back if this gets updated
depressedbananaslug: Me 2
Sproxify: Me 3
Threrian: Me 4
iwant2be18: me 5
LegenDairyPerson: Me 6
a... | 35 | 186.257143 | |
1630901183 | 1631126121 | t3_pirynh | t5_2to41 | 11 | Anotherthrowaway2702: TIFU by opening the door to my roommates friends
So I had a fair share of roommates, but not ones where I got dragged in like this. Most of my annoying roommates were messy loud and annoying because they couldn’t keep the weed smell out. This was on a whole different level. I had only known my roo... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1630902709 | 1630905660 | t3_pisbsn | t5_2to41 | 12 | Ok_Initial6087: TIFU I will never use a list of animals my friend gives me for an art project!
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winterfeywood: But where is the image? I want to see!
Ok_Initial6087: Which one the cursed one or the cat?
winterfeywood: Both, both is good.
Ok_Initial6087: I posted the links so you can see them
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1630907221 | 1630926751 | t3_pitcmb | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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j_dext: I know I've heard that song more times than I care to remember but I don't know any other words but the title of the song.
The wiki page says the song is feminist. The men are being called dogs not the women.
So the pizza place is defending men? I guess sexism in any f... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1630908832 | 1630909983 | t3_pitpmb | t5_2to41 | 37 | GSFox21: TIFU by ordering my wife the wrong burger sending her into an anaphylactic reaction.
So our local burger shack is a must try and we only attend on occasion due to costs and distance. This past week this particular establishment has been a hot topic.
I decided to surprise my wife with lunch on a slow day. Conf... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1630914434 | 1631440909 | t3_piuww7 | t5_2to41 | 900 | Vufur: TIFU by being an oversensitive benevolent drunkard.
I'm not a big drinker. But when I do, I tend to push my limits. That was one of these nights. I was with a bunch of friends and one of them presented itself with some home made flavored rum.
So I spent the night drinking at my friend's house and decided to go b... | 7 | 128.571429 | |
1630916704 | 1630939543 | t3_pivcyt | t5_2to41 | 84 | rawB00Bies: TIFU by going with a girl that invited me to go canoeing for my first time and we flipped and lost all our shit.
So today we drove to a popular place to go canoeing down a river that takes like the whole day to complete. Everything was going well. We were laughing, drinking, and actually having a good ass t... | 9 | 9.333333 | |
1630918613 | 1630921390 | t3_pivpyk | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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topjr17: So have you actually met this girl in person before? And how long has this ghosting been for?
throw__a_way: No I haven't met her in person, we started talking right around when Covid hit and during that time she moved to her home country to be with her family. Ghosting ha... | 5 | 3 | |
1630919518 | 1630937282 | t3_pivwf9 | t5_2to41 | 21 | actuallylikespitbull: TIFU by staying up a little too late playing Skyrim
Some context: I've been an ES fan for some time now but out of TESIII-TESV, Skyrim's the one I hadn't played it. I started playing it recently and it's so immersive I play it for many hours at a time and don't notice the time passing.
But enough ... | 3 | 7 | |
1630921072 | 1631045968 | t3_piw7gs | t5_2to41 | 559 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching my girlfriend of 3 years
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Lumpy-Ad-3201: "Don't ever hit a woman" is kind of a toxic masculinity issue. A lot of men have sat in abusive relationships getting harmed physically and verbally because they have been convinced that while it's acceptable to disembowel another guy, you'r... | 11 | 50.818182 | |
1630922613 | 1631672340 | t3_piwisj | t5_2to41 | 621 | Budjik: TIFU by getting on a transatlantic flight while poisoned by bbq ribs
This happened almost two years ago just before the pandemic and yet I still feel like that is the worst thing that has happened to me in past 10 years…
I live in Europe with my wife who is American, we visit her side of our family few times a... | 7 | 88.714286 | |
1630923206 | 1631089499 | t3_piwnds | t5_2to41 | 31 | dorkyfatguy01: TIFU By admitting to college classmates that I'm on anti-depressants.
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Hydroda1: You stole this story from this sub fucker
Fireballs44: Link?
Hydroda1: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/p6xcu3/tifu_for_causing_a_college_classmate_to_be_on/
Op really tried to farm that karma
Fireballs44: Da... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1630919112 | 1630998299 | t3_pivtkr | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my computer unlocked on some less than SFW tabs
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analraid: Weird guy
Disco_Is_Super_Bored: Eh not really I'm the weird one for having all the porn on my computer he just isn't surprised with me anymore haha and it's not like I'm harming anyone so he doesn't have a problem with it plu... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1630926360 | 1630958294 | t3_pixbhh | t5_2to41 | 969 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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techsinger: Did she offer you a cucumber to give to your wife?
Kryostar: To make a salad.. right?
Right??
importvita: I'm sure he'd toss her salad with it. 🥒🥙
miembro_maniaco: I don't think tossing her salad involves cucumbers tho.
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1630938717 | 1630940512 | t3_pj0j31 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently prank calling a pd 4 states away.
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TimeResolution9: Wow. Did you tell them it was the guy from omegle? Cause he's defo been doing that to others.
Bitter_Shit69: We did, but I don’t think the police believes us
TimeResolution9: Well, just a word of advice: next time someone gives y... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1630938995 | 1630974467 | t3_pj0m3p | t5_2to41 | 25 | Adrepixl5: TIFU by letting out a fragorous laughter
So basically like 10min ago I was having a bathroom break, you know the usual, just letting the mind wander while doing the business and out of nowhere I hear a massive fart coming from the next stall over.
Naturally me being the childish idiot I am I try to hold my ... | 6 | 4.166667 |
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