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1630940481 | 1630976713 | t3_pj129n | t5_2to41 | 15,554 | [deleted]: TIFU by making out with someone the day after I broke up with my gf
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pblue1235: Not TIFU. You broke up. Found a willing woman. But only made out with her. You didn't take her home.
BabyChalupaBatman: Wouldn't have been wrong even if he did take her home.
RainElectric: If she was drunk, it is wrong.
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1630939003 | 1630979165 | t3_pj0m6c | t5_2to41 | 164 | PM_ME_YOUR_3_WISHES: TIFU By rescuing some chickens
Picture this:
5:15AM and I am in a deep peaceful REM sleep. Blankets comfort me. Dreams waft through my head like the smell of warm bread.
Suddenly DISASTER.
Dogs howling and barking. My wife gets up and yells “there is a bear in the field!”
“The chickens... | 4 | 41 | |
1630944018 | 1630964406 | t3_pj282l | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting fired from my job due to a neighborhood beef
I recently got hired at a gas station (which made me no longer a NEET) and I was incredibly thankful for the opportunity. Unfortunately I lost it all last night. I have had a very complex rivalry with my neighbor that has lasted over a year. There’... | 8 | 4.75 | |
1630944545 | 1630970414 | t3_pj2ep5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | epabafree: TIFU I used a restaurant to Poo
This happened long ago
I had a crush on a girl and we were really nice friends back then.
Her Sister was getting married soon and she wanted to make a good parting gift for her. The deadline was close and she was busy helping the family with wedding stuff. I helped her desi... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1630947037 | 1630962876 | t3_pj38ss | t5_2to41 | 169 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I would have a threesome
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annatonina: Someone very wise once told me that threesomes are something that must be agreed while sober and enacted while drunk. It's proven valuable advice for me both in and out of relationships.
PanVidla: This sounds like great advice. Only I'm having t... | 8 | 21.125 | |
1630952739 | 1630967881 | t3_pj59gg | t5_2to41 | 29 | CaptainHentai69: TIFU by not locking the door while masturbating and having my mom clean my cum
This is probably the weirdest thing I'd say
My mom cleaned my cum
So here's what happens
My mom goes upstairs to her garden as she does everyday and I'm horni like I am everyday and my brother is in his room. And I need to g... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1630953872 | 1630987000 | t3_pj5nfs | t5_2to41 | 39 | Joelmosen: TIFU by draining my cars transmission fluid instead of the engine oil
This story is a fun one. It's one disaster after another. I bought a used Peugeot 308 one and a half month ago in very good condition and it's been as real joy to drive. Now, about three weeks ago the display started telling me to check th... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1630956137 | 1630965304 | t3_pj6fzm | t5_2to41 | 165 | sperm_drinker: TIFU by drinking my own sperm
throwaway account but yeah, earlier today i felt horny and thought why not take a little break from work (from home of course) andf knock one out real quick. so i browse to my porn website of choice and get the deed done, nothing fancy, just a quick jerk. because i didn't ha... | 5 | 33 | |
1630956494 | 1631048037 | t3_pj6k8x | t5_2to41 | 1,096 | proto_shane: TIFU by confessing to my best friend
I had this friend who was literally there for me whenever I was feeling down or whenever I'm in a bad situation and like the idiot person i am, i crushed on the person who is nice to em and is my best friend, fast forward to today I finally confess after taking her out ... | 5 | 219.2 | |
1630957101 | 1631017357 | t3_pj6rjw | t5_2to41 | 6,452 | hine6: TIFU by complimenting a kid's hair
While I (F32) waiting in line at a hotel, a family of three came down the stairs with their suitcases. A mother and two kids (a teenage boy and a young girl, likely still in elementary school). The girl and the boy both had bleached blonde highlights in their hair, clear eviden... | 13 | 496.307692 | |
1630958491 | 1630961170 | t3_pj78jf | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to apologize to my [43M] girlfriend [21F] after awkward sex?
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DigLower3833: You're more than twice her age. You're a creep.
UnadvertisedAndroid: Take comfort in the fact that the moron isn't in their 40s yet, and this story is completely fabricated.
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1630959117 | 1630960037 | t3_pj7fvt | t5_2to41 | 0 | c_b06: TIFU by incorrectly playing Smoke On The Water
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IcemanofOz: This post is more of a fuck up than making a mistake playing a guitar.
c_b06: Elaborate
IcemanofOz: Pretty self explanatory.
c_b06: Its a fucking joke lmao im not gonna quit cause i messed up once. My friend told me to make this for a joke caus... | 8 | 0 | |
1630956429 | 1630960941 | t3_pj6jgi | t5_2to41 | 6 | koscsa6: TIFU by shittalking on Discord
This probably happened to a lot of people before but I still want to get it off my chest. Not that big of a fuck up though.
Okay so I go to an engineering university and me and my friends have a little study group. We have a small Discord server where we gather every couple of d... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1630962892 | 1630998715 | t3_pj8ouy | t5_2to41 | 36 | Node_of_Shrubbery: TIFU by accidentally unlocking my phone when trying to use Apple Pay
Obligatory this happened a few hours ago.
The small caveat with iPhone’s Apple pay that has always bugged me is that to access it you have to double tap the home button with your thumb (on old iPhones i know) which can also unlock... | 3 | 12 | |
1630963096 | 1630981597 | t3_pj8rcp | t5_2to41 | 9 | RoyalpandaG: TIFU by vomiting in a hospital washroom and ruining the seat
I(MTF 18) started having a stomach ache at around 8 PM. It slowly grew and I started having loose- well, you-know-what. So, I told my parents. I'm living with them. My dad as expected, threw a tantrum about it. It's now 12 30 AM. So, we went to ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1630963027 | 1630965957 | t3_pj8qih | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my "personal toy" out in the open
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AstroWorldSecurity: I don't understand how so many people seem to do this. If you're gonna fuck something, put it away when you're done. That's one of those things that sounds so goddamn simple you shouldn't ever have to actually say it.
PlsRfNZ: T... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1630965097 | 1630967248 | t3_pj9e9t | t5_2to41 | 46 | JexessXIII: TIFU By leaving my keys with my 3yo in the truck.
Today we stopped at the gas station. After a visit to the restroom, my girlfriend & daughter came back to the pump where I was washing the bug remains off of the windshield. My girlfriend put my daughter back in the truck, that was still running, and whi... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1630966991 | 1630971338 | t3_pj9za7 | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating an entire lasagna by myself
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GreenTigerzord: Gaaaaarfieeeeld!!!!
Empty-Variation-9018: Put sum respek on garfields name
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1630967212 | 1631067549 | t3_pja1re | t5_2to41 | 16,268 | d0uchyd0uche: TIFU by being too horny on the dance floor with date
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There was a girl who told me she liked me and went on first date-ish to a night club with friends.
It was last friday night, we started getting drunk, my date (girl) was super hot, so we were on the dance floor and she was being flirty, we ... | 14 | 1,162 | |
1630967916 | 1631022118 | t3_pja9o0 | t5_2to41 | 1,031 | SimonFiveskin: Tifu by not checking which account I was signed into
TIFU by not switching accounts
Usually I’d be at work on a Monday, but today and every day forwards, I won’t be going back.
I’ve had problems with my (former) manager for a while now. His nasally voice, his bullshit stories, the stories I’ve been tol... | 5 | 206.2 | |
1630965573 | 1630977226 | t3_pj9jhn | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my bycicle 'stolen' and ruining ehat's left of summer.
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S_A_R_K: Take comfort in knowing that your bike is going to get someone $10 worth of meth that they otherwise couldn't afford
Snoo31786: bahahaha. Hopefully it's not the case and the person that took it enjoys it as much as I di... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1630970842 | 1631025923 | t3_pjb3up | t5_2to41 | 1,884 | AmandaMarsh: TIFU by sanitizing my hands at a convenience store
So I stopped in a Cumberland Farms convenience store in Connecticut for some coffee this afternoon. Next to the carafes was a big yellow sign asking customers to either use hand sanitizer or wash their hands in the sink before dispensing beverages.
There... | 6 | 314 | |
1630974392 | 1630975819 | t3_pjc25w | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting McDonalds and peeing myself in public.
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Moses--: Better to pee yourself than rupture your bladder!
parkhurstcards: Agreed. See how famed astronomer Tyco Braehe is believed to have died. https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.thevintagenews.com/2016/10/05/the-famous-astronomer-tycho-brahe-d... | 3 | 4 | |
1630974265 | 1631021240 | t3_pjc0xb | t5_2to41 | 16 | gamegod123: TIFU by making my dad eat a chip
So I wanted to start off and say I have been on this subreddit for about 2 weeks now and I finally have FU.
So literally about a half hour ago and still going I bought my dad a chip to eat. But this wasn’t just any chip. This was the Paqui one chip challenge. To be more spe... | 4 | 4 | |
1630977813 | 1630979069 | t3_pjcz7h | t5_2to41 | 11 | 65mariokart: TIFU By Putting My Social Security Card Through The Wash
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Hi. This is me. You may not have any clue who I am, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is that I have a story, a story of how I majorly screwed up by running my Social Security Card through the washing machine. Yo... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1630981602 | 1630999591 | t3_pjdz1z | t5_2to41 | 57 | Affectionate-Case-85: TIFU By accidently sending 100 empty voicemails to the guy I like at 2 in the morning
I'm working up my courage to tell him. But now that's out the window I guess.
It was an accident. I have no memory of it or any idea how it even happened. I woke up at 5 for a walk to find 100 empty fucking voi... | 9 | 6.333333 | |
1630982086 | 1630991307 | t3_pje3ni | t5_2to41 | 480 | Round_Fox_9065: TIFU by trying to shave my ass
Hey there, this actually happened about 2 hours ago, and it’s easily one of the stupidest things I’ve tried.
So, I [17M] was incredibly bored today cause I had school off cuz of Labor Day. I was just chilling in the evening for a bit when an idea came into my mind: why do... | 7 | 68.571429 | |
1630982915 | 1631047079 | t3_pjebiu | t5_2to41 | 131 | chanbr: TIFU by sending $400 on Venmo
I got a message from my sister like 3 hours after she left to go back to medical school, asking for $400 so she could pay for groceries. It said she left her purse at home and she needed it while she was in line for groceries. It read like something she'd type too, and her profile ... | 6 | 21.833333 | |
1630983785 | 1630985686 | t3_pjejvp | t5_2to41 | 11 | AnoThrowaway11: TIFU by going to my College Award Ceneomy completely drunk
So yesterday I went back to college, later on in the evening they were hosting an award ceremony. I decided that I didn't wanna turn up sober and at least tipsy (Fucking Stupid).
I was drinking with a mate beforehand and I invited him as my gue... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1630986106 | 1630989284 | t3_pjf5pl | t5_2to41 | 64 | pau48: TIFU saying air doesn't go on the lungs
So let me start by saying i'm a med student (8th semester of 10 for context of how dumb this is).
So I was in one of my classes and the doctor asked us by what can a lung be obstructed? (mucus, foreing object, blood or liquid) it was an early class and since it was the fir... | 4 | 16 | |
1630990124 | 1631024417 | t3_pjg5j9 | t5_2to41 | 776 | trailblazers_FTW: TIFU by looking at my childhood bully on instagram
Context: Growing up, I used to be a lively and talkative kid. Occasionally, I would actually get in trouble in school for talking too much. Then I changed schools where the kids were all relatively nice, except these two punks who would always judge e... | 6 | 129.333333 | |
1630995288 | 1631008709 | t3_pjhb5c | t5_2to41 | 95 | dumbfriendthrowaway2: TIFU by buying my friend youtube views, subscribers, comments and likes and now I might have destroyed his youtube channel
Backstory:
So about 4 weeks ago, my friend was contemplating re-starting his youtube channel from vlogs to gaming videos as he always wanted to be an entertainer and make pe... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1630998703 | 1631027733 | t3_pji16u | t5_2to41 | 60 | Paladinluca: TIFU by tearing my dick
So last night I was with my F+ and as things go, things progressed quite quickly.
Although she was pretty much soaked from the beginning, it was unussually tight at the beginning.
I didn't really mind it to be honest, until I saw something that can only be described as a murder sc... | 6 | 10 | |
1631004408 | 1631024537 | t3_pjj5ly | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting a redditor and being manipulated the entire summer
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Sitheref0874: Do you…do you have the right to vote? Your vote counts the same as…someone who wouldn’t do this?
molson1315: I’m more pissed off he’s wasting valuable oxygen on himself, when it’s clearly not going to his brain.
genko:... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1631012268 | 1631046895 | t3_pjkrup | t5_2to41 | 24,672 | khagrul: TIFU: I just lost my best friend.
Today I fucked up, At the beginning of the pandemic, I made a new friend at work.
We began to spend more and more time together at work, and then she asked me to start playing league with her.
And then we began to talk more and more, spending on average 2-4 hours a day talki... | 12 | 2,056 | |
1631011032 | 1631024128 | t3_pjki8n | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BurritoSorceress: Some of my personal favorites are “Baco’s Taco’s, what’s your beef?” Or “Crazy Al’s morgue, you bag ‘em, we tag ‘em!”
I’ve had to stop answering unknown numbers like this as I’m job hunting and have employers calling to set up interviews lately…
cittidude2: Cit... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1631018832 | 1631037734 | t3_pjmdpl | t5_2to41 | 602 | ramaposa: TIFU by taking a pee break during the most important work meeting of my life.
This happened today. As soon as it happened I went home. I'm scared, I think I'm about to get fired. And if that happens I don't know how to explain this to my wife and kids.
I work for a fairly large corporate firm, and we worked ... | 10 | 60.2 | |
1631021898 | 1631063663 | t3_pjn8fr | t5_2to41 | 5,156 | Drum_Roll_Plz: TIFU by not realizing I had been invited to an orgy
A few years back in my mid 20s I had a job inspecting houses for storm damage after a hurricane. It was a decent assignment, it kept active all day and paid well. It was a 2 person assignment where one of us would talk to the homeowner about their exper... | 10 | 515.6 | |
1631026071 | 1631026405 | t3_pjoi15 | t5_2to41 | 17 | edgarb159: Tifu for not buying a lottery ticket
Hello, first of all this happened to my dad but he will write the story.
Hello, this story happened me 2 months ago, i was in the street and i found a lottery ticket, wich had a reward of 131 Million euros if winning, but 2 numbers were missing (You can add 2 additional n... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1631029512 | 1631035626 | t3_pjpn3c | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Iliketogrowstuf: She could actually be a 300 pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck
bourgeois_playboy: You know my brother?
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1631030111 | 1631033578 | t3_pjpu74 | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: TIFU by using WD-40 to find out our house is tilted.
My partner has complained over time that some of our doors are squeaky. Our home is old, of course some things will be squeaky.
Finally got out a can of WD-40 and went around spraying all of the door hinges that squeaked when I tested them. Thinking to fu... | 8 | 18.875 | |
1631029858 | 1631124542 | t3_pjpr8l | t5_2to41 | 17 | Waco22: TIFU: Looking like a creep after asking someone out for the first time in 4 years
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Waco22: I get it could have been way worse but for my first time back out there, it stings.
CFarrington96: Just send them a text explaining that you thought you were calling your friend. It still no reply, move on. Start... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1631029807 | 1631030772 | t3_pjpqlz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU: By losing a friend by being too clingy, giving off weird vibes.
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PhysicalLingonberry7: I'm sorry you got embarrassed by this. You've got to just move on and let this one go. Any further communication attempts will only make this worse. Learn from your mistakes. You seem like a good person and ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1631031512 | 1631043756 | t3_pjqau9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | BlueAngr: TIFU by not realizing my neighbour was home.
So, I(M) live alone in a little apartment attached to a main house. I was convinced there was no one living next to me, I never saw anyone coming in or coming out of the house.
I'm not exactly sexually active most of the time so since I'm moving soon, I decided to... | 4 | 3 | |
1631033033 | 1631034865 | t3_pjqsxx | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing on my friend's roommate's loofah
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turd_miner91: Just buy them a new loofah.
lellololes: I know, right? It's a loofah. Who cares?
"Sorry, I ruined your loofa by accident. Here's a new one"
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1631033845 | 1631035773 | t3_pjr2pa | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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NinjaHDD: Your friends drugged you, you didn’t pop viagra for yourself.
Responsible-Tie-7408: Iunno, this totally seems like the type of thing our “new generation” of Tide pod eating, Dip shit, Think they can reinvent the mother fucking wheel, No work ethic having, Waste of oxyg... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1631034619 | 1632799709 | t3_pjrc9z | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AussieGridder: I have been on guys end of this and he is always horny around you and it was no accident to cop a feel.
We did it in the end.
[deleted]: I think I scared him. He no longer wants to talk to me. Oh well.
AussieGridder: Give it time he's embarrassed
[deleted]: I thin... | 10 | 3 | |
1631034777 | 1631036431 | t3_pjre4n | t5_2to41 | 90 | StrongBoiMcHitHard: TIFU: By accidentaly running from the cops, feeling like I surprise-starred in a Tarantino movie.
Tl;dr at the bottom, for your spoiler-free convinience. And the obligatory "this didn't happen today, but sometime last week" and "forgive my English, for it is not my mother tongue".
To preface this: ... | 3 | 30 | |
1631039077 | 1631055287 | t3_pjssrp | t5_2to41 | 6,445 | [deleted]: TIFU by not closing one of my closets, letting my boyfriend's friends stay with me and finding out he's planning to break up with me by accident
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forgotMyPrevious: Don’t lose hope, kink-girl! It ain’t over til it’s over!
torisnowbunny: I'm sure there are more appropriate nicknames than kink girl, ha... | 9 | 716.111111 | |
1631039477 | 1631060573 | t3_pjsxfs | t5_2to41 | 40 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by Losing money at a casino without going in
TIFU by selling a very hot item at a 95% discount.
First off, This FU was 4 years in the making, and it took an additional two months to realize just how much of a fuckup it was. To,this day, the fuckuppery keeps increasing as the price of this car... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1631036857 | 1631044608 | t3_pjs2lv | t5_2to41 | 8 | crunch3354: TIFU by going to the bathroom and losing my wallet
Yesterday, I went out to Berkeley to visit some friends I haven’t seen since quarantine hit us way back in yesteryear. We were all having a good time eating pizza and getting milk tea too. Turns out though that that was a bad idea as we had to rush around b... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1631044013 | 1631400876 | t3_pjufjc | t5_2to41 | 17,461 | C1arence: TIFU my rectum by riding a dick
Not exactly today but I’d like to share.
I (M26) was finally dating people again many years after breaking up with my ex. Met this cute guy (M25) on dating app, we clicked but the only thing is that he will move to another city in a few months so we became fwb. Every weekend w... | 24 | 727.541667 | |
1631044096 | 1631047636 | t3_pjuggr | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost giving a scammer $1000. (Also a cautionary tale)
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morebuffs: Cops never contact you by phone and rarely tell anybody they even have a active warrent for obvious reasons.
MizElaneous: and if they did, target gift cards are not going to get you out of it
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1631047947 | 1631049363 | t3_pjvpez | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by flooding my best friend's bathroom with shit.
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skawn: You did a good thing with cleaning up the mess though.
FiReStOrM_IO: Yea if someone ruined my bathroom and bailed on the middle of the night I don’t think I could continue being friends with them. I don’t mind if they did it and then aske... | 3 | 17 | |
1631049728 | 1631056979 | t3_pjwad9 | t5_2to41 | 35 | romanchoke: TIFU by erasing my family link to a famous ancestor
Around a year ago I attended the funeral of my grandfather’s brother - the last in the generation. While I was there his widow pulled out the family tree and it was incredible; drawing across countries of England, France and South Africa from 1700 to 1986.... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1631049996 | 1631060165 | t3_pjwdhm | t5_2to41 | 58 | IAmTheFoxInTheGarden: TIFU by leaving work 3 hours early
It was my second day at work today and all my training sessions had been completed. I casually asked my manager, via out 30min zoom meeting, if i could leave after my training session since i had litteraly nothing to do after the session. He said something along ... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1631051293 | 1631052943 | t3_pjwq1k | t5_2to41 | 6 | cooleKatze: TIFU by hitting my head at work. Hard.
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MrKhorn: If you get injured on the job you should report it and possibly go home or to a doctor. You’re putting yourself at risk for future problems if you just go back to work.
cooleKatze: I told a manager to let her know about the issue with stacking things... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1631055261 | 1631063093 | t3_pjy2yy | t5_2to41 | 34 | Kunkyskunts: TIFU by showing off for my fiance and her friend on a double date
This happened on Saturday actually and I'm still recovering.
My fiance just had a old friend move back to town with her boyfriend and we all went on a double date to the lake to hike around.
I've met the girl before and she is cool, but th... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1631056851 | 1631067439 | t3_pjyjgv | t5_2to41 | 173 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DeeRez: Don't stress about it. I'm ten years older than my younger brother and I can guarantee you this is not the first time he's seen you naked. Just the first one you remember.
Grace_117: Mmmmm nope that’s definitely the first time he’s seen me naked overall. If you’re talking ... | 4 | 43.25 | |
1631056998 | 1631058469 | t3_pjykwq | t5_2to41 | 19 | Efficient-Koala4366: TIFU by finding out my best friends boyfriend is breaking up with her before the school dance
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EricMoulds: You dont need to say anything; he might get doubts and not go through. Dont insert yourself into something thats hasnt 100% happened yet. Be there to support her after, tho
Crazy_Were... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1631060690 | 1631235332 | t3_pjzlzb | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by Killing a Kitten
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StaPuftDaMajikDragon: Sorry they didn't make it. It wouldn't have, left out, though.
I do TNR (Trap, Neuter, Return) with the Community Cats (formerly ferals) in my neighborhood. I literally just caught a litter of 4, that had one half-sized, poop-smeared little girl. I fo... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1631061315 | 1631063810 | t3_pjzs2d | t5_2to41 | 206 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BilboMontague1: Sure you aren’t leaving out a small detail?
ZTomiboy: What’s that?
BilboMontague1: I think you know.
ZTomiboy: Enlighten me
BilboMontague1: Someone tell him what he’s leaving out. I don’t have the heart.
slinkysnow: Were you chokin the chicken with your ear pressed... | 11 | 18.727273 | |
1631062511 | 1631064171 | t3_pk03qz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a hand sanitizer bottle on my bed
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beb-eroni: The real TIFU here is using hand sanitizer to [masturbate](https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2020/03/13/please-dont-masturbate-hand-sanitiser-12393761/amp/) in the first place.
Supremecowboy: Yeah no one does that. He’s good, mom h... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1631063694 | 1631064242 | t3_pk0fga | t5_2to41 | 71 | LactoseRepercussions: TIFU and spread my dead grandfather all over me and my friend.
When I was a kid (6), I went to a Christian school where every year they had Ash Wednesday. This was the process of wearing ashes on your head from my knowledge it was only the forehead.
Well, one day I came home from school with my f... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1631065035 | 1631066109 | t3_pk0szi | t5_2to41 | 20 | LactoseRepercussions: TIFU and learned Olive oil is not a natural lubricant.
I’m not going to lie, this happened 4 years ago at the ripe age of 23.
I had recently ran out of both lube and body cream for one player tennis. So I looked up alternatives that can be used from everyday products. One of the alternatives said... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1631065920 | 1631105356 | t3_pk11q0 | t5_2to41 | 8,890 | Winnetou_the_Warrior: TIFU by getting mistaken for a pervert stalking my 4 year old son at the pet store
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1631059930 | 1631100339 | t3_pjzejx | t5_2to41 | 76 | DumbsterPotatoe: TIFU by accepting free condoms
Today I fucked up, (disclaimer I'm on Mobile so format migth blow)
So I'm on a small work trip in a university town and it's integration week, (for those who don't know, it's a week prior to university starting where the new guys/gals are sent on various wild goose chase... | 3 | 25.333333 | |
1631066889 | 1631172243 | t3_pk1bd0 | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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y3timan: You should think more about others and less about yourself. Clearly the girls has a problem, may be something serious, maybe she needs friends or help, and you for selfish reasons, made this post about yourself and how good are you for not wanting to hurt people but you s... | 8 | 7.125 | |
1631066407 | 1631067392 | t3_pk16da | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing a photo of my former friend causing me to accidently injuring my cousin
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UGMI: Asshole
Boulette77: Ok
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1631066767 | 1631113592 | t3_pk1a5j | t5_2to41 | 22 | bashful_scone: TIFU by going camping with a newborn and toddler…
Obligatory- not today but a little over 3 years ago I was 5 weeks postpartum with my second child (Eomer) . My husband and I packed up the 4yo (Eowyn), and the baby, and headed to the wilderness. As the area we headed to was insanely crowded, we set our c... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1631067187 | 1631202409 | t3_pk1e8r | t5_2to41 | 1,479 | lovethebee_bethebee: Tifu by accidentally making my cat think that I’m a witch
We are in the middle of a thunderstorm right now. Sometimes it gets a little intense and I get freaked out and don’t want to be alone. Since I didn’t want to bother my husband, I called out for my cat to come upstairs. He shows up, ready to ... | 7 | 211.285714 | |
1631069046 | 1631125951 | t3_pk1wft | t5_2to41 | 9 | Adept-Leather707: TIFU by emailing my crush.
I hate life right now, and feel like a joke
So there’s this smoking hot girl in my class. She really nice to everyone, super cute, the whole nine yards. Which the help of some of my buddies, I worked up my courage and asked her for her hangouts and/or Google Chat. She repli... | 3 | 3 | |
1631071310 | 1631216583 | t3_pk2hxh | t5_2to41 | 142 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my mom play VR
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nekrossai: How? How does that happen in a poker game?
Alexthepie2371: It's the internet, anything can happen
DannyGranny27: its not internet though, Its a steam game that only has poker and slots, unless they added a video playing/sharing feature this sounds like bs.
... | 10 | 14.2 | |
1631072043 | 1631083793 | t3_pk2of4 | t5_2to41 | 73 | strikingtwelves: TIFU by ordering an Uber for a drunk old lady
Bear with me. Today I’m gonna tell you about Ms. Margaret.
So I work day shift as a restaurant server in a casino, but every now and then I get thrown onto the odd night shift. It was Saturday, almost closing time, and my final customer of the night is a ... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1631088571 | 1631089570 | t3_pk686u | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my wife reoccurring UTIs over the past year.
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Fabian12354: .. how can't u not test yourself if your Partner has any kind of genital problems?
After.. years
Wtf thpught that's common sense
Dopamine_D: I had, but they kept dismissing me and only checking for std/Sti and treating for ... | 3 | 4 | |
1631095727 | 1631096721 | t3_pk7ld7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | heplarr: TIFU by getting into a motorcycle accident with my employer sitting behind me
This happened a week ago, I am a coordinator, and me and my employer went into one of our client's warehouse for inventory. When we were done, she asked me for a ride home which I already expected since we live in the same neighborho... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1631103743 | 1631110631 | t3_pk9erv | t5_2to41 | 16 | NuttyDounuts14: TIFU by joining a Discord
Obligatory not today, and on mobile, so apologies for any formatting issues.
So I saw another TIFU post about almost being accused of being a pedo, and it reminded me of my own experience.
A few months ago, I saw a post on a medical condition subreddit asking if anyone was in... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1631103999 | 1631105979 | t3_pk9h5b | t5_2to41 | 25 | Inmomentssigned: TIFU by being homophobic during a job interview
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AnnoShi: I fail to see how that would be homophobic even if you did say "gay industry."
Inmomentssigned: What is the "gay industry"? He was obviously offended, regardless if he identifies as LGBT or not. Maybe you just had to be there.
BlueeyedB... | 5 | 5 | |
1631105166 | 1631120193 | t3_pk9sit | t5_2to41 | 15 | mynickname86: TIFU by entering the wrong restroom and having to hide in a stall.
So I (35M) was doing a solo day at a major theme park where I live. I suddenly have the massive urge to use the restroom. Mind you, I have been to this park countless times. However. I seemed to have forgetten where I was. I run into a re... | 3 | 5 | |
1631104487 | 1631205633 | t3_pk9lwx | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to reconnect with an old friendship
Not a throwaway, because I haven't had enough embarrassment yet.
This happened from July of this year - today.
Background:
High school was hard for me as an undiagnosed Aspie.
There was one girl I passed notes with for years throughout high school. (20... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1631106131 | 1631147615 | t3_pka2me | t5_2to41 | 47,900 | tifubyloving: TIFU by admitting I have feelings for my sisters husband
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serious_shuck: Your FU aside, not equally sharing household responsibilities is the destroyer of relationships. Doesn't matter who makes more. Doest matter who does what. It's degrading to sit on your ass all day and watch your SO do all t... | 14 | 3,421.428571 | |
1631108564 | 1631149234 | t3_pkart0 | t5_2to41 | 885 | SumielTarai: TiFU by peeing too hard
So this happened a couple of days back, but I had to wait in case it got worse. Thank god I'm ok.
I consider myself a curious person, 25f.
The other day i was sitting on the toilet and thought "I wonder how fast i can pee if i really try?"
BAD IDEA
I tried and it was really fast ... | 8 | 110.625 | |
1631109905 | 1631112464 | t3_pkb6ag | t5_2to41 | 37 | JewBandit: Tifu by being a dumb hopeless romantic
So this happened probably 8 years ago probably. But the story popped into my head just now and made me feel the cringe all over again. Hopefully my cringe makes someone else laugh.
Once I was on the bus on the way to school , probably softmore year of hs…
And I al... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1631111562 | 1631188223 | t3_pkboo0 | t5_2to41 | 210 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Mr_Papa_Kappa: Happened to me once too, I thought I put everything on the belt but a little tube of toothpaste was left in the cart.
Usually the cashiers stand up to look inside the cart but this particular cashier forgot to do so.
Noticed when I put my bag into my car and found ... | 4 | 52.5 | |
1631111142 | 1631118386 | t3_pkbk0n | t5_2to41 | 16 | ForQ2: TIFU by calling a tall girl a basketball player
Obligatory this happened a few years ago.
I was in college. I was a STEM major, but this particular year I was taking a couple of dance electives, because I liked dance. Anyway, the dance studio was on the second floor of the athletic building, and the studio wind... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1631115063 | 1631142723 | t3_pkctb4 | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to live near Ibiza
Quick, but funny one: saw there was a job opportunity for a Sr. Java developer in Valencia, Spain. I once went to Ibiza and really liked it, so when I saw Valencia was kinda close to Ibiza, and the payment was good, I said fuck it and applied; started learning spanish (not t... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1631115247 | 1631157899 | t3_pkcviu | t5_2to41 | 13 | TalesOfATraveller: TIFU by finding my AirPods after losing them and have them stolen by a prostitute
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ThisOldDog20: Lol I'm sorry but get wrekt. Should've popped the rubber on she wouldn't have been so mad and stole the airpods if she had the money.
wrcker: The fuck? So you should fuck some random prostitute a... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1631129466 | 1631130448 | t3_pkdn04 | t5_2to41 | 21 | ironshadowy: You know OP?
DoIKnowYouHuman: Think so, waiting for OP to reply
ironshadowy: u/sam474
DoIKnowYouHuman: How did you do the blue underscorey linky thingy?
ironshadowy: If you write u/ (u/ means user/ and r/ means subreddit/) so if i want to tag sam, i do “u/sam474” which is his username. This pings him and t... | 7 | 3 | |
1631120303 | 1631139671 | t3_pkehk5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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lunaslay: there is nothing wrong with being truthful and honest to him. How long have they been dating are we talking a week a month you could compose a beautiful short text just explaining that your feelings have evolved but it would be selfish to do this solely because he got a ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1631123579 | 1631125483 | t3_pkfk7l | t5_2to41 | 50 | spacepigeonking: TIFU by not being able to read people
So for context, the other night I had a small social gathering with some friends. At this gathering one of my friends, (we'll call her N), admitted to me that she had cheated on her boyfriend with my best mate (we'll call him H). In doing so she told me not to tell... | 5 | 10 | |
1631126891 | 1631185335 | t3_pkgmj2 | t5_2to41 | 19,263 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying the “One Chip Challenge”
I ate the chip last night.
As a spicy connoisseur, I didn’t think it would be as bad as it was, so I didn’t prepare any relief. I’m the kind of person who loves the pain of spicy food. I eat habaneros like they’re pickled pepperoncino peppers from Papa John’s. I order... | 11 | 1,751.181818 | |
1631126728 | 1631188011 | t3_pkgklj | t5_2to41 | 76 | wanderous-boi: TIFU by drinking powerade and underestimating a toddler.
Not a "Today" FU. But a recent FU nonetheless.
This is the event my wife and I refer to as "The toothbrush incident"
New step father of two toddlers, blissfully unaware of their penchant for chaos.
My daughter is two, and my son is 3.
Two mon... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1631130437 | 1631191120 | t3_pkhstt | t5_2to41 | 61 | Initial_Mango_8045: TIFU by kicking a baby's face
So I was doing Yoga during work time, barefeet, with moms. One of the moms had her 9-months old twins, they were behind us crawling. Baby girl was crawling, getting close to me from behind so I didn't notice her.
Getting to the "fucked up" part: I had to stretch my leg... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1631130748 | 1631132274 | t3_pkhweo | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost playing nazi music at my wedding
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Kaladorph: I mean. Not really hitlers favorite tune... and there is a lot of very successful anti Semitic people. Hard to imagine avoiding them all. Besides by not having it at your wedding when you want it is like having someone 100 years ago dicta... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1631137811 | 1631140931 | t3_pkk10s | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AnsweringLiterally: r/ihadsex
lateraltrickery: r/wehadthesex
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1631137350 | 1631173017 | t3_pkjvnr | t5_2to41 | 42 | Home_body2000: TIFU by congratulating a customer on their weight loss
I work at a retail store with an older/senior demographic, so tending to 70+ year old customers is not uncommon. Today an older man came in to the store and approached me in regards to picking up an online order.
I find his item and he says he want... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1631139452 | 1631141023 | t3_pkkjif | t5_2to41 | 49 | Sea_Explanation6675: TIFU by kissing one of my girl friends and ruining my relationship
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BigJackHorner: Red flags. Red flags everywhere.
1. He doesn't own you and you have made no commitment to eachother.
2. He assumed she was gay and U assume he spit "Lesbian" out like a curse. (Maybe not a red flag depend... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1631138717 | 1631147467 | t3_pkkbb9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | bennyfromsetauket: TIFU by accidentally letting it slip to my gf that I wanted to marry her
(To clarify, this is a very light-hearted TIFU, as we’ve talked in vague terms about long-term commitments before.)
For some background, my gf (25F) and I (22NB) are in a polycule with two other people (22M and 21NB). The other... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1631144968 | 1631213199 | t3_pkm5r9 | t5_2to41 | 238 | ThePurplePickles: TIFU by cutting jalapeños for the first time ever.
Earlier today I was making a new recipe for my husband who loves jalapeños. I have never cut them before as I hate them and anytime he wants them he usually cuts them. I cut two large jalapeños up into tiny pieces. Then I mixed up the recipe and used ... | 5 | 47.6 | |
1631145466 | 1631146319 | t3_pkmal2 | t5_2to41 | 26 | dovaahkiin_snowwhite: TIFU by interrupting a teacher and missing out on (potentially) amazing insight
This happened years ago, but I was reminded of it today and thought it belonged here.
I was in 6th grade, and we were being taught the Maths chapter of Integers. Negative numbers were mindblowing at the time (how can ... | 3 | 8.666667 |
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