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1631350059 | 1631353523 | t3_pm3ve9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Bafw: Sounds like such a minor fuck up. I’m sure you’ll survive until tomorrow to download it again. :D
[deleted]: Yeah it may appear minor fuck up but I was really exited about this. Anyway thanks for concerning.
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1631354758 | 1631355274 | t3_pm4r0t | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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bobeater1: Okay but why did you do that
sweetdannyandllisa: I paid 75 for the record, he jacked it up to 90.
guardian2428: Well in your defence a: he didn't explain before cancelling and b: he did jack up the price so it's a reasonable assumption that him cancelling was a pricing ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1631354810 | 1631398742 | t3_pm4re8 | t5_2to41 | 9,106 | ScaredHusband1991: Tifu By trying to play the best friend role.
I have been separated from my wife for almost 2 years and have been doing well off. Yesterday( 10 hours ago)
I made a huge blunder.
I work in a production factory. I will openly admit I am not the sharpest tool in the shed. Even so, I ty to be friends w... | 11 | 827.818182 | |
1631355556 | 1631380358 | t3_pm4wq0 | t5_2to41 | 19,301 | NeverThrustingAgain: TIFU by making my own pocket pussy and turning my dick into a shedding lizard. (NSFW)
This is kind of a warning to any of you out there that do DDD all year through, because I just had the worst scare of my life. So anyone that can't stomach this stuff - be warned.
My account is a throwaway for o... | 12 | 1,608.416667 | |
1631357068 | 1631358481 | t3_pm57cf | t5_2to41 | 8 | jay_3105: TIFU by insinuating a kangaroo drinking emu was better than sex with my GF (NSFW)
I'll keep it quick cause it's more funny than a true fuck up. My GF and I are about to have some mates over for drinks then pubs. We squeezed in a quicke before they arrive, which is important. We finished up and started getting... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1631359468 | 1631418182 | t3_pm5pk6 | t5_2to41 | 88 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Suspicious-Coach802: Tbh you probs dodged a bullet. She went for a kiss and you “rejected” but then when you went for the kiss later she decided to reject you. If she was really into you she would have accepted the kiss but you probs hurt her ego and now she’s angry/bitter about i... | 7 | 12.571429 | |
1631361283 | 1631394730 | t3_pm63ct | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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peaches_and_bananas: At least was the sex good ??
Longtime2692: I think it was amazing to the point that i completely ignored my entire kitchen and everything and just concentrating on not finishing?
peaches_and_bananas: On the other hand, how the fuck in a matter of hours you got... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1631361798 | 1631362051 | t3_pm67lb | t5_2to41 | 54 | everY_dayAthrowaway: TIFU by Quoting SpongeBob During My First Time
So a couple years back, during my college days, I made friends with this very goofy, very cute Hispanic girl. We both were going to school for animation, so obviously we had a lot of similar interests in that regard. Quoting memes from SpongeBob was an... | 3 | 18 | |
1631363973 | 1631364221 | t3_pm6pju | t5_2to41 | 14 | camthecame_l: TIFU by almost melting my index finger
Just to clarify, this is a story that happened a couple years ago when I was 9 or 10.
My parents were leaving the house and left me alone there. While I was alone, I explored the cabinets and cupboards looking to find something interesting.
I found something shape... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1631363793 | 1631395172 | t3_pm6o3l | t5_2to41 | 203 | plantbasedgames: TIFU by drinking rotten coconut water
Me and my friend were doing groceries when we saw these branded coconuts from 'Genuine Coconut', they looked pretty neat and having never eaten a fresh coconut I was down to try some new shit. Safe to say I was hyped.
Fast forward two days. Date: 08/09/21. The sun... | 6 | 33.833333 | |
1631365155 | 1631379642 | t3_pm6zkd | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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I_am_INTJ: Sounds like it was her screw-up and not yours. She didn't explain her culture beforehand. She didn't explain her parents have access to her cameras beforehand. She didn't explain how her father would react beforehand. Etc.
Hmm... The more I think about it the more susp... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1631367898 | 1631370346 | t3_pm7oz7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU Thinking my straight friend wanted a massage with a "happy ending"
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Singer_Silly: He is gay, too.
Kozlow: 100%.
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1631376114 | 1631385422 | t3_pma0ls | t5_2to41 | 279 | camthecame_l: TIFU by making a "your mom" joke to a guy whose mother is actually dead
Just to clarify, I had no idea his mother was dead until he showed me it.
I was in this discord server just chatting and this guy started making jokes on me saying I was a "comedian sarcastically".
He said: Gru is a comedian
My ... | 4 | 69.75 | |
1631378003 | 1631378722 | t3_pmal4m | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rat-bloom: Don’t beat yourself up too much about losing the “love of your life.” Life is long. There are so many people and so many ways to meet them. You stumbled with this new girl, and in different ways you’ll stumble with future people, too, but you aren’t cursed to be alone f... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1631379255 | 1631550311 | t3_pmaz3l | t5_2to41 | 424 | emigre_: TIFU by saying I loved the Nazis
This actually happened today but fortunately it was my 14 year old Niece who said it.
I'm (M31) just chilling around with my Niece, (F14) and nephew (M12) and when going through Netflix for some recommendations for her . I suggested "the Devil next Door," and my niece excitedl... | 8 | 53 | |
1631379284 | 1631381167 | t3_pmazfb | t5_2to41 | 29 | muddlelife: tifu by paying for an old guy’s breakfast without really talking to him
it’s saturday morning at the greasy spoon near my house. I was waiting in line to grab my take out. The line was long, and there was a grandma with her granddaughter waiting behind me, and an old man waiting behind her. They were waitin... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1631381449 | 1631390076 | t3_pmbng1 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating in online exam
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Misadean: I felt so confused reading this. Why was the teacher going to call the police?
Gbear831: What country is this in?
Maleficent-Ad9110: Can't tell country. It's Asia.
Gbear831: I thought Philippines at first
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1631382838 | 1631387754 | t3_pmc2ll | t5_2to41 | 169 | BKW156: TIFU by asking my husband if he likes yogurt
My husband and I were out picking up groceries for the week, and I've been trying to make healthier choices so I've been buying this low carb yogurt.
Well, I was standing there waiting for the lady in front of me to make her selections. The kid was at a sleepover so... | 5 | 33.8 | |
1631385946 | 1631425004 | t3_pmd091 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Hecker_shrek: TIFU. I posted a controversial comment on a reddit post and got into an argument with my friends.
I commented that someone was the AH in [r/AmItheAsshole](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/) when they weren't really. I misunderstood the situation and was completely convinced I was right when i commen... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1631386360 | 1631387903 | t3_pmd4m6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Naughtyexperiences: Life lesson. You don't just say oh i don't mean to offend. Then get to say anything you want. That's not how life works.
You don't get to be an asshole just by saying you don't mean it.
DRAGONIUM341: It was just a joke that’s slightly on the edgy side. I seri... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1631386841 | 1631405110 | t3_pmd9x9 | t5_2to41 | 4,438 | DCSOBC: TIFU by wishing my crush a happy birthday
So this literally happened about an hour ago. Just now getting on break
I work at a manufacturing facility and work the assembly line. The guy next to my station is 21 years old and is too young to remember 9/11/2001. So he started asking me questions about what all h... | 12 | 369.833333 | |
1631385724 | 1631391714 | t3_pmcxxh | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting involved with futures
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mochean: Your betting too big and getting burned by the swings. 3x tops and only use 10% of your wallet on any one position.
That will ensure your liquidation price stays outside of a 40-50% swing.
Wesleykin: 2 BTC pos size short, entered at 36000 with x5 lever... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1631389374 | 1631401707 | t3_pme0h8 | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sprkwtrd: Oh, that was me, sorry.
experfailist: Don't take credit for my work!
Unable_Property8841: We all know Galveston is my area.
experfailist: The union will hear about this. I suggest you get your lawyer prept bucco. The agreement states I eat between July and September and ... | 9 | 7.222222 | |
1631392804 | 1631393850 | t3_pmeziz | t5_2to41 | 6 | onelonelypineapple: TIFU By giving a guy my number
So, I tend to be pretty confident in myself but seriously flirting and giving out my number makes me really nervous. Please bare with the formatting I’m on mobile.
So a few days ago I made a plan to give a guy my number, I’m pretty sure he’s into me because I can hear... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1631393729 | 1631415448 | t3_pmf8vj | t5_2to41 | 482 | moonlitmalaise: TIFU by deleting 14,000 photos and videos off my icloud
I recently dragged my old mac laptop out of my cupboard, its battery is terrible and I got a replacement device so it's just been collecting dust for over a year. Since taking it out, I've used it here and there- just like I did today.
I was using... | 7 | 68.857143 | |
1631395533 | 1631414945 | t3_pmfrbw | t5_2to41 | 436 | MrGoatBanger: TIFU by quitting my job
Sorry in advance for any shitty spelling or grammar. This just happen d a few minutes ago and I'm still very upset and don't know what to do with my life.
So I had this shitty part time job at a local grocery store. I have been working as a cook the last 20 years and the pandemic ... | 9 | 48.444444 | |
1631396602 | 1631470370 | t3_pmg2cm | t5_2to41 | 8 | Pretty-Dog-7632: TIFU by accidentally accusing my bosses church of being a meth lab.
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Distinct_Fume: I'm no expert,(please don't do a background check). But why would you use a gas main for meth production?
DungeonDaddy1: Because you have to heat it at some point
Distinct_Fume: Yeah but you would use anything ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1631396257 | 1631398390 | t3_pmfys4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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NameTaken1time: well I think he wants to be 6ft below the ground
idunnoijustlurk: I think he may actually be too stubborn to die.
NameTaken1time: I am to stubborn too die too so I think I have at least one thing in common with him
idunnoijustlurk: The true key to immortality, unle... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1631390341 | 1631417403 | t3_pmeaar | t5_2to41 | 84 | KaiahAurora: TIFU by accidentally taking my medication twice
I have chronic pain along with several other delightful issues, so I take a lot of medication. I've been in a really bad patch recently so I've been taking very strong painkillers more than usual. When I woke up yesterday morning I knew that it was going to b... | 6 | 14 | |
1631397588 | 1631398386 | t3_pmgcdt | t5_2to41 | 27 | myykitty711: TIFU by bursting into tears in front of my boss
This happened yesterday, but took me a while to process the embarrassment. Should be pretty short and I hope y’all enjoy this small FU
I (21F) am finishing up my internship in about 1.5 weeks. It was an absolutely amazing experience. The people there are inc... | 3 | 9 | |
1631397448 | 1631402491 | t3_pmgayr | t5_2to41 | 100 | mackzegreat: TIFU by bringing a sextoy to the laundromat
So this happened a few months ago and I was tempted to post it under a throwaway account but I decided to throw caution to the wind and be brave on my cake day.
So i'm not the most in shape guy, nor have I ever been the most attractive guy, so for most of my 20s... | 3 | 33.333333 | |
1631398643 | 1631409294 | t3_pmgn0a | t5_2to41 | 37 | Jicle123: TIFU by taking my street motorcycle onto a motocross course
Happened about an hour ago. For background, I've only been riding since April of this year. Why I felt so confident to do this I have no idea.
So anyway, I own a 2018 Street Scrambler, and this bike is marketed as a great combination bike. Supposed ... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1631400994 | 1631427561 | t3_pmh9l2 | t5_2to41 | 3,086 | Lazy_Transportation7: TIFU by finally getting properly high
Hi Reddit,
I'm probably still high while I'm typing this, this all happened yesterday.
My city is in lockdown, so my bf (Dave) and I decided that we needed a new hobby to get us through our boredom. Turns out, that hobby was weed. Every week or so, we'd smok... | 10 | 308.6 | |
1631394022 | 1631408145 | t3_pmfc11 | t5_2to41 | 11 | fghbvcerhjvvcdhji: TIFU by blindly following Google maps (Missouri edition).
A couple friends wanted to go kayaking today and asked me to be their drop off/pick up ride. I happily accepted because they are good friends and I like driving (plus they promised me a good dinner).
I dropped them off to put in and wound up... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1631452589 | 1631508520 | t3_pmi039 | t5_2to41 | 17 | oddiz4u: You're misguided in the insecurities surrounding orgasming between partners are the dichotomy between male/female. It's really not identical, but I would say trust is, so in that part, yes. Op is certainly in the wrong, but I don't think this is - stop all communication and break up wrong - we still don't know... | 30 | 0.566667 | |
1631404923 | 1631405491 | t3_pmi9ng | t5_2to41 | 181 | Tonsai: TIFU playing with my son's throwing axe
I am not a clever man.
So this happened yesterday. I'm probably going to be having the recourse from this for a couple of days. My wife still laughs when she sees me.
My 5 year old son has a thing for weapons. He has some nerf swords and axes, and he loves to fight "bad... | 3 | 60.333333 | |
1631404941 | 1631466407 | t3_pmi9ti | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Itchy_Word_1523: Honestly i have been thinking of doing the same thing but I know I couldent hide the dildo anywhere in my house. Because pretty sure my mom would decide to "clean" my room on her own and find it..
Hyphen1-2: Are you out yet?
Itchy_Word_1523: No I would probably be... | 8 | 13.25 | |
1631402888 | 1631406124 | t3_pmhrav | t5_2to41 | 33 | tedidns: TIFU By cheaping out on tires.
A few months ago I bought my first car (second-hand) with 2 sets of wheels one had summer tires one winter tires. I went and checked the car as you do in a situation like this, including the tires. Everyone told me that the summer tires looked sketchy and that they seemed to ha... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1631407442 | 1631491851 | t3_pmivj6 | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by not killing the centipede I saw in my bedroom
At around 5:30 AM today I woke up, and by the red glow of my lava lamp, I see something scurry across my wall close to the ceiling. My apartment complex has been having a centipede problem for the last three months (it has honestly been my worst nightmare... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1631407511 | 1631539999 | t3_pmiw4z | t5_2to41 | 395 | sweatyjdotcom: TIFU by underestimating my dick
So I’m not sure if I can pass blame to her but my fwb and I were joking last week and she made a comment about how I only make her cum when she is riding me. Last night I took it as a challenge leading to the FU. So it was really hot and heavy going through different posit... | 9 | 43.888889 | |
1631408689 | 1631409781 | t3_pmj6q0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my friends mom slip and fall, giving her a concussion
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alpha_rat_fight_: This is the most disgusting thing I’ve read on here in a while.
RabidAcorn: Damn what'd I miss
alpha_rat_fight_: He masturbated at his friend’s house, ejaculated on the bathroom floor like a barnyard animal, and ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1631408602 | 1631409592 | t3_pmj5xx | t5_2to41 | 12 | TheFiredrake42: TIFU by teaching a kid a little bit about fishing.
So this happened about 4 hours ago. I was on a covered dock for the first time in over 5 years (thanks, depression) and feeling pretty alright. I already knew I wasn't going to catch anything because I had the wrong kind of bait and the water was Very c... | 4 | 3 | |
1631407298 | 1631414148 | t3_pmiuak | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not getting a tetanus shot
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Cheesygirl1994: If you had a tetanus shot in the last 10 years which you most likely have if you work in construction you are more than likely protected. Rusty nails don’t cause tetanus, a paper cut can give you tetanus if you got dirt in said cut, and the tetanus... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1631410545 | 1631580202 | t3_pmjmtg | t5_2to41 | 26,207 | throwra_passinggirl: TIFU by leaving a 3 star review for our engagement photographer
So this all still doesn’t feel real. I had a full panic attack over it and am still freaked out.
We hired a photographer for our engagement and wedding photos and after we got our engagement photos realized he wasn’t a good fit. We di... | 21 | 1,247.952381 | |
1631413889 | 1631414685 | t3_pmkfcg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by going outside while a football game was happening and traumatizing my dog.
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Extension-Quail9950: I’m not sure how this was your fuckup…
dissonantweb: Didn't know what subreddit to post it to, just felt like posting it.
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1631414245 | 1631446889 | t3_pmkibw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Lazarus_Legbones: I wish I could give you one thousand downvotes
Reddit-username_here: You can, just create one thousand accounts!
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1631416353 | 1631419727 | t3_pml060 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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VoiceoftheLegion1994: One, get a lawyer. A damn good one, too.
Two, delete this. This post is the kind of thing that will sink your case.
cruisin5268d: I don’t think we’re dealing with the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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1631418708 | 1631420450 | t3_pmlk1y | t5_2to41 | 38 | RnDog: TIFU by arm wrestling a female bodybuilder
Ok so my older sister is an amateur bodybuilder who competes in the figure category. And she’s strong as shit. Like can bench over 180 lbs and squat 335 strong. She was also a former athlete (throughout school and college and semi-professional).
I’m a somewhat scrawny ... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1631420457 | 1631443420 | t3_pmlyqv | t5_2to41 | 40 | ledal_lee: TIFU by possibly eating lots of bugs
This happened like 20 minutes ago. I was eating ginger snaps, then I went to eat the crumbs at the bottom of the bag. Keep in mind this bag was sealed with a chip clip every time I wasnt eating them. Then I see bugs. Crawling out of the crumbs. After I had already eaten l... | 4 | 10 | |
1631421933 | 1631469108 | t3_pmmac2 | t5_2to41 | 53 | The-Broken-Puppet19: TIFU By Finding Out My Cat Is Male
First off, let me start by saying up until 2020, I've been a cat foster parent of 11 years. I have plenty of experience with taking care of kittens for their first 3 months of life, especially finding out their genders. I adopted two kittens in April from a lady w... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1631425214 | 1631628483 | t3_pmmz2z | t5_2to41 | 46 | Parfait-Plenty: TIFU I P**P MYSELF IN CENTRAL PARK
Today I ate a frozen lasagna that I bought at the supermarket, everything seemed to be good and I went for my bike run to do my daily exercise. I went Harlem to Columbus Circle and when I was going back in the middle of Central Park I felt a sharp pain in my stomach an... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1631425843 | 1631476875 | t3_pmn3lk | t5_2to41 | 15 | mattmc194: TIFU by almost losing two fingers
This happened a couple weeks ago.
I do HVAC, along with that comes working in attics. Some attics are great, easily accessible, plenty of room, etc etc…. On the other hand, some are very difficult to access, have no working room, are just the biggest pain in the butt.
I... | 3 | 5 | |
1631430663 | 1631431199 | t3_pmo2ep | t5_2to41 | 63 | WidelyMisunderstood: TIFU by letting my son drink his own pee
...
Uh. Well.
My son is a toddler. And he is potty trained but when your out and about, and theres covid (meaning no open bathrooms), theres not a lot you can do about emergency potty breaks... Well we had a cup unfortunately and not a plastic bottle in ... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1631434094 | 1631536505 | t3_pmoq07 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Them? Are you in some sort of poly relationship?
Mil1512: They/their/them pronouns have been used for years as a singular pronoun to talk about someone whose gender is unknown or left anonymous.
[deleted]: Ohhhhhh. Gay stuff got it.
rosecoredarling: I like how you asked... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1631438284 | 1631534080 | t3_pmpih5 | t5_2to41 | 422 | chuckychuck98: TIFU by trying too hard during sex
This happened this morning and I know I've seen similar stories here before but here is what happened to me.
I was bed with my girlfriend this morning, a Sunday with not a lot planned. So, sexy times ensued. I'm on top with her legs up over my shoulders. Now, I don't h... | 6 | 70.333333 | |
1631442045 | 1631443152 | t3_pmq7ox | t5_2to41 | 16 | Admiral_Gecko: TIFU by Charging my phone in the car...in rural hawaii
So this just happened and forward apologies for any terrible grammar as this has been a long day. TL:DR at the bottom.
So some quick background:
Every year I make a trip out to Hawai'i to help manage and maintain my parents vacation rental properti... | 4 | 4 | |
1631442588 | 1631465510 | t3_pmqbhz | t5_2to41 | 207 | CassielMorningstar: TIFU by talking to a girl about monster tiddies... in front of her mom
This happened a while ago, short and sweet, but it's one of those things my brain sometimes brings up in the middle of the night to keep me awake lol I'm German, so the words are not exact but I'll do my best to translate.I w... | 5 | 41.4 | |
1631443492 | 1631467716 | t3_pmqhut | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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wish_i_was_a_cat: This is an opposite gender but same post that was popular earlier today...
CanalAnswer: Perhaps it’s a social experiment.
PriyanshBooh: yes
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1631443810 | 1631448171 | t3_pmqk3s | t5_2to41 | 32 | sjoerd778: TIFU by drinking 'beer' at dinner with surprise guests.
This happened last Thursday. It was quite a busy day for me. I still had school, a job interview later, and then went to the gym.
My parents (divorced) were both on separate vacations during that time, but today my dad and his girlfriend would come bac... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1631448283 | 1631653999 | t3_pmrh5w | t5_2to41 | 5 | albinoquiche: TIFU by trying to help logging in my coworker
I had just returned home from a rough night of work. I work nightshift and im already stressed. I had a pretty smooth worknight until 6am came. My coworker hadnt come in yet so i decided the nice thing to do is to log her in to her register. On the side of our... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1631449648 | 1631486937 | t3_pmrsgp | t5_2to41 | 3,082 | skiff11: TIFU by getting baked the day before a home drug test
I wake up this morning to my parents reminding me the nurse will be here in an hour for our blood and urine tests. "Make sure you wear a mask and bring your ID." Without a care, I get dressed and hop on my computer twenty minutes later. I realize I'm a bit ... | 16 | 192.625 | |
1631448829 | 1631450546 | t3_pmrlnm | t5_2to41 | 14 | crazypegasus99: Tifu by having a bucket of fish water in my room
This just happened, and I'm livid.
For context, I cleaned my fish tank earlier in the year, and put the dirty water in a bucket and forgot about it. I suck at the whole cleaning thing. Later on, my door no longer shuts properly since the house settled, s... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1631452327 | 1631465530 | t3_pmsfl3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | lookout2299: TIFU by missing my bus, getting scammed and being stuck in a different town
English is not my first language, so sorry for all the mistakes.
I (22f) decided to go to another town for an event, alone. The plan was - come, check into the hotel, go to the event, spend the night at the hotel and go back home... | 4 | 2 | |
1631451720 | 1631471840 | t3_pmsab8 | t5_2to41 | 100 | bethdubv: TIFU by knocking on a wall and interrupting another teacher's lesson
This actually happened Friday, but my husband said I needed to post this here.
I teach 8th grade ELA. The classroom next door is 8th Grade Social Studies. Because our shared wall is where our whiteboards are, we will often hear each other... | 4 | 25 | |
1631454471 | 1631461316 | t3_pmszc3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DavidRooboxALT: what
Axantox: What was the post about?
DavidRooboxALT: Dunno. The entire story changes every word.
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ihaterefriedbeans: Why have I heard this story rewritten like 3 times in the last couple of months with slight variations? It’s always got into dispute with girl, made bet with said girl, lost bet, reddit has to decide punishment, tifu.
ZirePhiinix: Because guys are generally that... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1631463729 | 1631465388 | t3_pmvrzo | t5_2to41 | 43 | OkAppearance575: TIFU by accidentally getting high for a first time in my life at a family reunion
It was actually a couple of years ago, it was a day before my cousins wedding and because we all live at a different state a whole family came a day earlier.
I was chilling with my younger cousins and some friends in the... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1631463665 | 1631466702 | t3_pmvr92 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Vynatrii: TIFU getting my soul pinched by the woman I love with a 'greyish past'
Hi guys. Am in a bit of predicament.
Most of you guys may brush this one off but I think I could tap onto the small fraction of the community who has dealt with the same issue and would take this one seriously.
*SoulPinch
Am madly in... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1631463136 | 1631519993 | t3_pmvl4g | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a cold, thinking I have COVID and burning my pizza.
I woke up today feeling like shit, with a clogged nose, a throat ache and sounding like I smoke 20 packs of cigs per day. After a few hours of suffering and using up and entire roll of paper towel to blow my nose I decided to make myself som... | 3 | 13 | |
1631465749 | 1631515619 | t3_pmwf86 | t5_2to41 | 3,164 | cribabyyy: TIFU by agreeing to do a man’s makeup.
So sorry for the length, I hope you enjoy the read.
I met this guy 3 years ago, ONCE through a mutual friend at a party. He messages me on Snapchat often, asking about my life and tries to act like a “true friend”. I go to raves and he will comment on my outfits and as... | 7 | 452 | |
1631466600 | 1631482899 | t3_pmwpdl | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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borninfremont: Just my two cents: the women aren’t showing red flags. They are people living their lives and shit happens. They sound like people with healthy boundaries. Not saying you did anything wrong, but you’re the one throwing up red flags. I see a lot of potential for inse... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1631469787 | 1631995292 | t3_pmxoyo | t5_2to41 | 7 | GJRKI: PRA ISTO
[deleted]: hahahaah
GJRKI: O que é que andas aqui a fazer pá ahahahah
[deleted]: fui-te stalkar lmao
GJRKI: E q tal? 🤡
[deleted]: 🤡
GJRKI: Ah tá
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1631471608 | 1631486104 | t3_pmya69 | t5_2to41 | 20,136 | TIFUthrowaway928394: TIFU by possibly breaking my boyfriend's penis and being unable to take him to the hospital
Welp, never thought I'd be posting here but here I am. Throwaway because I absolutely don't need my friends who know my main username to know about this.
So this happened about an hour ago. My boyfriend (20... | 15 | 1,342.4 | |
1631475190 | 1631579379 | t3_pmzew7 | t5_2to41 | 43 | gabtooth: TIFU by attacking my girlfriend in my sleep
Just to preface, I have slept walked as long as I can remember and have had sleep paralysis before.
My girlfriend and I recently moved in together and everything has been great. My sleep has improved since I started sleeping next to her and I have been having vivi... | 10 | 4.3 | |
1631476556 | 1631483048 | t3_pmzuct | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: Tifu by visiting the beach
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TheKing30: It's hard to believe this is real. Anyone would have said "wait, I'm naked" and avoid this whole situation
peanutsfordarwin: Ya. That or.... I'm a weirdo and this is my get off.
| 3 | 33.333333 | |
1631479077 | 1631483157 | t3_pn0mi6 | t5_2to41 | 55 | begone_sharma: TIFU by telling my (M22) girlfriend (F21) that I would go for her friend (F21) if we were strangers, without knowing she has dated one of her exes that left my gf to be with her.
My GF (F21) spent a major part of her school feeling insecure about her looks. It didn't help that her best friends (F21 and F... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1631478678 | 1631514832 | t3_pn0i0h | t5_2to41 | 28 | Fuzzy-Purple3713: TIFU by accidentally making a school shooting threat…
So basically this started earlier today and this is also my first Reddit post so sorry if I don’t really know what I’m doing:). Anywayy my school has been having kids run for there grades class president and I thought it would be funny to mock t... | 4 | 7 | |
1631480507 | 1631647698 | t3_pn12ge | t5_2to41 | 454 | woahwoahwoah28: TIFU by glueing a mug to my kitchen counter.
I broke a Starbucks mug. I collect them and this one is discontinued, so I decided to super glue it back together. The pieces wouldn’t stick together. I don’t know what I did wrong.
During the process, though, I got the super glue tube stuck on my hand. So ... | 9 | 50.444444 | |
1631480977 | 1631558469 | t3_pn17mn | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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alexgirl89: Since you’re on a throwaway, here’s the question everyone wants the answer to: what was the porn?
InevitableArgument94: I keep coming back to this post cause I am hoping he tells us lol
alexgirl89: Yeah me too 😂
| 4 | 12.75 | |
1631475381 | 1631534925 | t3_pmzgz8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by washing the dishes
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The_MemeLoving_Gamer: For the love of god go to a doctor \*if you start to feel faint, lose feeling in your toe, or if the pain flairs up for no reason
thebeststinkyhead: I'm fine rn. No pain or lost sensation. I still have to limp but that's cause my toe is injured and i... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1631481831 | 1631496255 | t3_pn1gy9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | SnooKiwis941: Tifu by confirming the friendzone
I (m29) recently met a someone (f27) at work, we work in separate departments but met during a lunch break outside. We hit it off real quick, had the same hobbies, both dog parents, and same drive to do well at work. We started with the occasional lunch together, but this... | 12 | 0.75 | |
1631481820 | 1631486746 | t3_pn1gud | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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l337chicken: That was the perfect moment for you to message him a picture of a strap on.
QueenMangosteen: Ha! Maybe if I get one in the future 😝
Ryan_Icey: Could also just hold a cucumber between your legs and send that picture to him.
QueenMangosteen: I can picture him running a... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1631482096 | 1631492669 | t3_pn1jwb | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU - done it with a non-blood relative
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Organic_Quantity4805: I don't have a lot of advice, but DAMN did you f*ck up. Like, huge! This is totally going to blow up in your face. Are you thinking ahead of time what you're gonna say to your wife when she finds out? Because she's inevitably going to f... | 12 | 6.833333 | |
1631485247 | 1631551854 | t3_pn2hso | t5_2to41 | 6 | MoNo1994: TIFU by crashing into my boss's car
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Kinder22: Oh no.
Is there a sub for “I fucked up 3 days ago and today I’m still fucking up”?
MoNo1994: Let's be honest here I had to run away it was my only option what do you want me to do if you were in my place
He loved his car more than his kids
Lilkiska2: ... | 13 | 0.461538 | |
1631486392 | 1631544213 | t3_pn2tr8 | t5_2to41 | 123 | TIFU_anon_account: TIFU by getting scammed out of $3,600
I decided that this was indeed a fuck up just yesterday morning but this fuck up was about a month in the making.
I’m a Midwest guy in my late 40’s, who runs his own small business and works part time at a local university. I’m only able to teach 1 course this s... | 4 | 30.75 | |
1631488866 | 1631492939 | t3_pn3ip8 | t5_2to41 | 22 | QasyeefSunnymizer: TIFU By Pirating Software
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IHaveNoUsernameSorry: I would recommend not giving any BTC. If it were me, I would just pretend the computer has a virus and my parents wouldn’t know any better.
QasyeefSunnymizer: I would have done that but, the files are important my parent are not forgiving to s... | 11 | 2 | |
1631487055 | 1631493936 | t3_pn30i4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | DiZzY_404: TIFU by not helping a girl that was being chased.
While rushing to a friend's car (5 min walk) I've gone passed a girl going the opposite direction. After 5 seconds a dubious guy passed me that looked to be a little rushed. I've continued to walk and not even 10 secs after the guy has passed me I've heard... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1631493441 | 1631502258 | t3_pn4qx2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | dugfromsapce: TIFU by being an Epic Games employee that was treated horribly
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Phoenixilva: So now that Apple lost the lawsuit, have they resorted to just paying people to trash Epic Games on Reddit?
wrcker: Apple won the lawsuit moron
Phoenixilva: Lol, they even paid bots like this to post that Apple won.
Of... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1631494454 | 1631497334 | t3_pn50w9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Lirathal: TIFU How a deeply saturated ink almost ended my marriage...
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firewarrior256: Uhhh that's quite a hobby ya got there bud.
Lirathal: You should try it... Once you FAP you never go back...
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1631498273 | 1631500011 | t3_pn61pl | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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egnards: Your title, though. . .
_Allaccordingtoplan: Click-bate
egnards: Milfs hate this one trick
| 4 | 4.5 | |
1631499689 | 1660506908 | t3_pn6fns | t5_2to41 | 85 | ItStillIsntLupus: TIFU by asking about a disowned family member.
A little backstory:
My cousin and I remember our uncle when the three of us were younger. He was adopted after our grandmother lost her third child when she was born. My cousin and I remember him chasing us down a hallway when he was around. Not in an at... | 9 | 9.444444 | |
1631505126 | 1631571045 | t3_pn7tq7 | t5_2to41 | 394 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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0nlin3_Strang3r: Nah you didn’t fuck up. Sounds like she’s may not be interested in you as much as you are with her. If she didn’t want you to know about that part of her life or didn’t want to talk about that she should’ve been upfront and said that. Her looking at your messages ... | 7 | 56.285714 | |
1631510595 | 1631550689 | t3_pn952p | t5_2to41 | 1,405 | kd_swagbeast: TIFU by mistaking a dead body to be a sticker
This happened a couple years ago on my trip to Thailand. It was my bachelor's party and I was at this fancy resort having the time of my life with my best buddies.
So one fine evening we drink like crazy and decide it's time to hit the pool now(because nothi... | 7 | 200.714286 | |
1631511352 | 1631541493 | t3_pn9b25 | t5_2to41 | 1,624 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my (30m) ex (28f) pregnant
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HFTVAP: First step is to confirm she is actually pregnant. Next step is to ascertain whether or not the pregnancy was a result of your swimmers and not someone else’s. Regardless, best of luck to you
BazTheBaptist: This. Splash out the money to get the pa... | 8 | 203 | |
1631515465 | 1631602758 | t3_pna64m | t5_2to41 | 527 | InappropriateJim: TIFU by finding treasure on a clifftop.
I was sitting under a tree smoking a joint with a buddy of mine on top of a clifftop of my home town that overlooks the ocean about 15 years ago. As we passed it back and forth talking shit and taking in the view i leaned back and heard a hollow noise ring out a... | 10 | 52.7 | |
1631524436 | 1631586744 | t3_pnbvhl | t5_2to41 | 10,510 | yinniferdurmyd: TIFU by using soy sauce
This just happened and I am still trying to cope with it.
So I love soy sauce. I add it to almost everything as seasoning - eggs, noodles, veggies - you name it. Today was no different. I made myself some ramen noodles with veggies, poured some good ol‘ soy sauce over it and was... | 16 | 656.875 | |
1631538969 | 1631543213 | t3_pnf7xc | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: Tifu I told my cousin that I like her
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Sheep_Overlord: Despite everything that this is, for future reference the age gap should have given it away.
... and you should not have. Although it may be puberty you still need to weigh up you know, decisions and the consequences. Good luck to you for the ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1631539210 | 1631540087 | t3_pnfakt | t5_2to41 | 22 | Inside-Cucumber: TIFU by making a really weird joke involving a photo of my ass ( And yes I've already debated whether or not I should just end my existence) 😰😰
I was messaging this girl who I had matched with on tinder. She had sent some photos of her barely dressed, holding a towel, semi naked etc....
We kept talk... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1631541512 | 1631544938 | t3_pnfzli | t5_2to41 | 17 | Weirdest_chevy_guy: TIFU by dumping my brand new moped the same day i got my license.
Yea not my proudest thing but i think it fits in well. So i just got my license and my father gave me a gift. A 2020 ice bear rocket moped (cute little thing). He said it was mine now and not to fuck it up.
Sorry dad but i did.
I ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1631542611 | 1631545304 | t3_pngcjt | t5_2to41 | 73 | Accidental-Overdose: TIFU - by Accidentally Overdosing and then forgetting about it.
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thecupwars: Was it adhd meds?
Accidental-Overdose: Nope
Detective-Astatine: You know you’re going to get a ton of people asking what you took right?
Accidental-Overdose: That's okay. I'm not going to divulge that info. Also, ... | 8 | 9.125 |
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