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1631542221 | 1631554437 | t3_png84z | t5_2to41 | 62 | the_test_tickles: TIFU by saying 1 wrong word
This didn't happen today, sorry to say and on mobile
When I was kindergarten, my teacher sat the kids down and was asking us to say 2 words that rhyme. Kids were answering with "road toad, car star" you know simple words that rhyme.
It was almost my turn, I was thinking, ... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1631543239 | 1631603693 | t3_pngjil | t5_2to41 | 29,541 | springyslinkies: TIFU by trying a new sex toy
So, my (28F) boyfriend (29M) and I have a pretty colorful sex life. Lately, we’ve been experimenting with anal play. Last week, we ordered these cute little rainbow butt plugs with heart stoppers at the ends. We spent this past weekend apart and returned home to a steamy re... | 9 | 3,282.333333 | |
1631529342 | 1631717481 | t3_pnctqn | t5_2to41 | 49 | youtoocanplaythetuba: TIFU by taking my dog to work
So our city is currently in lockdown and everyone is wfh. Mail never sleeps though and I’ve been volunteering to go into the office to collect and process it, as I don’t live far away and I’m a team player.
Last week, spur of the moment I decided to take my 10 month... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1631541776 | 1631624233 | t3_png2yp | t5_2to41 | 380 | LOVE_TITTY_PMS: TIFU piercing my Member and it getting infected. [NSFW]
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Obligatory this happened years ago, just posting now.. It was spring of 2001… I had just broken up with a 2 year long girlfriend and had started dating a new girl (Call her Mallory). We were in our early 20’s and having fun. one night the two... | 5 | 76 | |
1631548569 | 1631587573 | t3_pni9v3 | t5_2to41 | 33 | TheDrummingApe: TIFU by renting a lawnmower to a very large person on a very hot day.
This happened quite a long time ago when I worked for my father at his equipment rental business.
It's 11am and a pretty slow day in middle of July and 101° outside. My father and I were standing at the counter when a 1990 Ford C... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1631550913 | 1631566229 | t3_pnj1ui | t5_2to41 | 3 | Spiderseatmycum: TIFU by letting spiders eat my cum.
As many of you may already know, it is spider season in the UK. Around this time of year my house is riddled with them because i live in a particularly rural area.
And me, being the Redditor I am, am in possession of a cum rag.
For anyone who can't grasp the conce... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1631551029 | 1631561333 | t3_pnj37w | t5_2to41 | 22 | dizyJ: TIFU by dropping timber on the highway
Here we are, leaving our 1 week vacation after one last night of pigging out - I ate a shrimp chimichanga, the likely culprit of the ultimate FU, and a cannoli ice cream.
All seemed fine at first, we got up at 5:30am to leave early and rushed out of the house with a fully ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1631551121 | 1631559148 | t3_pnj49l | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU By using tinder
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DaRealRawdawg: Don't forget to keep us updated on how the meeting up goes.
VoidExileR: Sounds to me like he never went on that date after all, just wasted a trip there. I might be wrong though
captain_unlucky24: I don't know if you understand. Tinder passport. I'm in the USA bu... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1631552814 | 1631566993 | t3_pnjp3q | t5_2to41 | 28 | MrRiddle18: TIFU by opening up to a new friend.
My good friends know me as emotionless, our friendships never really reach anything of depth and there's a reason for it. My past is dark, and heavy. It involves a lot of loss and abuse from the people closest to me. When people hear about my story it tends to make people... | 4 | 7 | |
1631554785 | 1631555220 | t3_pnkd16 | t5_2to41 | 55 | thedarkestrai: Tifu by owning condoms
I (21M) am an Indian. So two things to consider, sex is something that most kids don't get to do till marriage. And secondly, parents don't respect privacy that much in India.
Now, the fuckup. I am in a good relationship with a wonderful girl, but due to sex before marriage being ... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1631556345 | 1631567254 | t3_pnkvih | t5_2to41 | 68 | sb56789: TIFU: Why has TIFU become a soft porn sub Reddit?
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SCATOL92: Didn't they ban poop stories or something?
sb56789: Exactly why I’m complaining. All I want is poop mishaps
SCATOL92: Best of luck in your quest!
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1631557950 | 1637214439 | t3_pnleyg | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Utkarsh_Goel: Lol which city in India you were? Eating 20 Pani puri isn't a joke, it's not possible to eat those ultra spicy things in one go
ISmellLikeOranges221: You just have to ask them nicely and they will ease up on the spiciness
Not a city, somewhere near kolkata
Utkarsh_G... | 4 | 6 | |
1631556806 | 1631642709 | t3_pnl18o | t5_2to41 | 50 | MoJoEsq: TIFU by Giving an Uber Driver Safety Pins
The new safety pins sound like a good idea, but I just got scammed b/c I didn't know exactly how they work, so be careful with them.
Called an uber. Driver asks for text pin. Give it. Driver says sorry it expired can you get the one from your email. Give it. Notice Dr... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1631558964 | 1631576651 | t3_pnlqn5 | t5_2to41 | 123 | Icantstopsmokinglol: TIFU by having a furious wank (NSFW)
This was 3 weeks ago now and I tried to post it when it happened but I couldn’t think of how to make it long enough to post.
So I’m having a wank and proper enjoying it and I think it’ll be a good idea to start going at it as fast as I can, a couple seconds ... | 6 | 20.5 | |
1631559608 | 1631572112 | t3_pnly3d | t5_2to41 | 23 | BleedingRaindrops: TIFU by driving the new forklift
I'm a forklift operator at an auto parts warehouse. We've been driving Crown lifts for a while now and I'm very familiar with the controls. To save costs, management bought a new machine from Raymond instead recently because they're cheaper. Today my lift was being us... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1631560503 | 1631642010 | t3_pnm8qa | t5_2to41 | 191 | praty006: TIFU by breaking up with the girl i genuinely loved.
Met this girl about 3 months ago. we spent all summer together, did everything together, we both fell pretty hard for each other but kept denying our feelings. she admitted her feelings and I was scared it wouldn't last and maybe i shouldn't settle just yet... | 7 | 27.285714 | |
1631561277 | 1631646708 | t3_pnmhql | t5_2to41 | 293 | JessEGames777: TIFU by not consuming enough sugar
Ive been sick for about 3 days now. Throwing up, dizzy, shakey, tired af. Everyone was like "oh there's a stomach bug going around so thats why you're sick" but today I tried to get ready for work (ive been forcing myself to still go to work anyway for the last 2 days b... | 6 | 48.833333 | |
1631562209 | 1631563356 | t3_pnmssc | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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99Point995percent: That’s probably something you’ll be able to look back on and laugh. As long as it’s a one-time thing and you don’t make a habit of it.
Throw-Away-2048: I typically sleep sound as a rock when inebriated, I honestly thought my friend was screwing with me when he t... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1631563745 | 1631596984 | t3_pnnbji | t5_2to41 | 657 | agent_lucca_vilore: TIFU - A college Prof mistook me for someone else, and I never corrected her
TL;DR A college professor mistook me for a person she knew, we became friends and I've still never pointed out her mistake.
Several years ago I was attending college working on a pre-med biology degree.
I signed up for a... | 5 | 131.4 | |
1631563870 | 1631564312 | t3_pnnd33 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to school…
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LamarjbYT: Why didn't you take all of their stuff out beforehand?
jaybankzz: My sister woke up before me and said she did it, apparently not good enough lol
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1631564988 | 1631566533 | t3_pnnq4e | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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diablollama: Bikes WILL get stolen if locked up outside in a public area. 100% of the time.
I am surprised there is no security footage at least?
yoshisucks1: It was locked on private property, in my building, there was a camera, but I contacted the housing company and no one ha... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1631567067 | 1631569402 | t3_pnoe6q | t5_2to41 | 57 | HammletHST: TIFU by drinking and probably doing irreparable damage to my relationship
Obligatory: Didn't happen today, but I'm feeling the fallout of it right now.
I won't go too specific into details as I'm paranoid about her stumbling upon this, even though I *know* she doesn't even have a reddit acc.
For some bac... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1631564583 | 1631591710 | t3_pnnlb3 | t5_2to41 | 59 | Half-Elf-Gamer: TIFU by assuming syrup
I was recently reminded of an event that happened seven years ago.
At the time, I was serving active duty for the United States Air Force and stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea. I was also going through a divorce, and being hundreds of miles and hours away from family and ... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1631566567 | 1631573277 | t3_pno85b | t5_2to41 | 68 | redomaxjax: TIFU by putting a tiny demon on my two-year-old’s wall
My wife decided she wanted to redecorate our son’s room. This included adding a stick-on mural that we picked up from Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B082K8HDXR?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title
Said child was at the grandparents for the ... | 4 | 17 | |
1631571834 | 1631578393 | t3_pnpw0x | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ltstarbuck2: Ooohhh try aquaphor if you need something soothing. I’m amazed you shared it here. Good for you. Glad you got it cleared our
ThatRedheadMom: I always have aquaphor in my house, works great!
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1631576192 | 1631638624 | t3_pnr4mt | t5_2to41 | 32,611 | Normal_Emotion_5470: TIFU by drugging the bartender and ruining a wedding
Ya so this fuck up happened the summer before Covid but I think that statute of limitations are up so I can tell this story.
My wife and I went to her colleague's wedding. I'm not a huge drinker and I didn't really know anyone, so my plan was to... | 13 | 2,508.538462 | |
1631578925 | 1631579716 | t3_pnrwdx | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Rickyy1900: Are y'all 16? Why is this such a big deal? Just meet up tomorrow with the toys.
Tough_Librarian8065: Lmao tbh I just wanted to post this story but yeah we’re adults we’re 21 so yeah it’s not a major fail Idk I was bored and wanted to posted
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1631579506 | 1631580284 | t3_pns1wd | t5_2to41 | 23 | smjvs10: TIFU by tearing my ACL
so of course this didnt happen today, it happened 5 years ago, however, today i (M19) am in a predicament because of it.
5 years ago i tore my ACL by playing football (soccer) and it didnt get fixed properly, until 4 days ago.
4 days ago i had ACL reconstruction surgery, and now i can... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1631579707 | 1631617562 | t3_pns3w1 | t5_2to41 | 235 | StupidOakMaterials: TIFU by flashing my body to my best male friend
So, a few days ago, I invited my best male friend from high school over to play games on my Switch, we usually do this once every few months and its pretty fun, we never really developed any feelings towards each other (As far as I know, at least)
We ... | 6 | 39.166667 | |
1631581308 | 1631588015 | t3_pnsjm9 | t5_2to41 | 211 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DulcineaNE: Ummmm THEY took it too far. That was just mean.
And no, no one thought you were serious. Cute joke. It was fine.
PurpleGodandViolet: Mean? Yes
Too far? Maybe
Revenge? Imminent
DulcineaNE: Ohhhh I didn’t realize where this was going. What will you do.
PurpleGodandVio... | 8 | 26.375 | |
1631581091 | 1631596821 | t3_pnshcs | t5_2to41 | 213 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating
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CrustLoins: Oh boy, ya best have a chat and work through that. Pretty sure if you end up marrying the guy that'll also help in the long run. Good luck
eyegazer444: I gotta say I would tend to disagree that she needs to have a chat with her mum and work through it. Seems like th... | 4 | 53.25 | |
1631582186 | 1631584476 | t3_pnss4u | t5_2to41 | 34 | skd_mrk: TIFU by making a "dad" joke that ended up being entirely inappropriate
TIFU...tried to make a dad joke, made an ass of myself instead. Names are changed to protect the innocent.
I've been corresponding via email with Christine for work in her role as a health and safety official for a project (my wife is copi... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1631583426 | 1631670762 | t3_pnt4bl | t5_2to41 | 263 | stocksrcool: TIFU By purchasing only a rope at the hardware store
So I bought a hanging chair thing, and I needed a rope to hang it up outside. I went to the hardware store and picked out some thick twine rope. I then took my rope to the register to pay.
The lady at the register was like "So, what are you using this ... | 8 | 32.875 | |
1631583780 | 1631646208 | t3_pnt7xs | t5_2to41 | 19 | acevmp: TIFU for Speeding in France
Well the actual FU happened in June but I paid for it today when I checked my e-mail and saw 4 messages from the French transit authority.
This story begins with me taking the family on a vacay to France. Landing in Paris and then a little road trip west past Normandy to visit some... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1631585860 | 1631594243 | t3_pntslg | t5_2to41 | 105 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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djnehi: As someone who works in programming and industrial automation, I applaud the effort.
sir_rodent: As someone who has worked in programming and is in school for industrial automation, I also applaud his effort
Harry_Gorilla: As someone who hates applying for jobs, I want a c... | 8 | 13.125 | |
1631589166 | 1631591738 | t3_pnunv3 | t5_2to41 | 54 | purrsnikitty: TIFU by not paying attention to my surroundings before speaking
My sister and I just moved to a new apartment the other day. Today we, with the help of her boyfriend, were unloading the car after shopping.
I could not tell you how the conversation started, but it culminated in me, rather loudly, inform... | 3 | 18 | |
1631586659 | 1631593503 | t3_pntzzg | t5_2to41 | 8 | papajohns1222: TIFU by eating shrimp
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CruisinJo214: I’m allergic to shrimp… the allergy became apparent in my early teens after spending my childhood loving fried shrimp. Oh well… that’s life.
papajohns1222: It's always a sad realization
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1631592275 | 1631648244 | t3_pnvgkn | t5_2to41 | 56 | Particular_Leek_1390: TIFU by giving my pet rat multiple orgasms.
My ex-wife and I got a rat from somebody off Facebook a year ago. Cute little albino lab rat who was found as a baby sealed inside a Tupperware squeaking from the bottom of a street-side trashcan. I love her to death. My wife did not, and she was jealous... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1631593967 | 1661869100 | t3_pnvvjp | t5_2to41 | 160 | reenmini: TIFU by getting surgery for a deviated nasal septum
I have long possessed restricted air flow in my nose. I have lived with it for all 3 decades of my life.
Until my wife convinced me to go get treated for it. The ent agreed that I was a good candidate for it. Everything that can go wrong to impede nasal air... | 11 | 14.545455 | |
1631594428 | 1631725505 | t3_pnvzbf | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheCrustyPipe: TIFU by playing HPV roulette
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thinkstopthink: I don’t believe you.
TheCrustyPipe: Thank you for your input.
I will be sure to call 911 if I have any trouble with accepting you don't believe me.
I will ask for an ambulance because I am so wounded and hurt.
Oh how did I ever live my life without y... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1631595382 | 1631598496 | t3_pnw7g4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | khumbaya23: TIFU by trying to flirt but ended up being creepy..
i went with to a bar last night with some friends. and there's a friend of mine with his new gf. we party, but there comes a time... where i that girl was alone stirring a bowl of drink and i had this other drink in my hands. i tell her this is the shi... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1631597073 | 1631597737 | t3_pnwl2m | t5_2to41 | 23 | spyder_alt: TIFU by eating fried eggs
Obligatory didn't happen recently.
When I was 17 a friend gave me some weed. Now this was years ago when "shwag" was still pretty prevalent. For those that don't know it's basically old, crappy weed filled with stems and sticks. It looks more like grass clippings than what we have... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1631599956 | 1631671288 | t3_pnx6cy | t5_2to41 | 10,639 | Throwaway154687875: TIFU Today i learnt just because you like the porn doesn't mean the reality is for you.
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warpswede: Nobody else impressed she could just cum on command?
helpnxt: I am impressed they had a sex related ad online that wasn't a scam
Expo737: It might still come with a virus...
obrisko: Nah it s... | 15 | 709.266667 | |
1631602130 | 1631603089 | t3_pnxmer | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Ambitious-Parking-28: Incompetent management is the norm, not the exception.
ItsJustJavier33: That’s terrible, I never knew that.
kdncrts: When you get paid minimum wage you usually get minimum effort and that extends to management positions too. And when crappy management gets h... | 4 | 3 | |
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JewishKilt: Probably the wrong sub man.
Regular_soul: Shall I delete. I wouldn’t want to get banned
JewishKilt: Not a bad idea
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1631550761 | 1632087530 | t3_pnj016 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Big_Jaguar_2402: Tldr; this asshole drank for 5 hours, got on a motorized scooter without a helmet, and lucked out by only hurting himself and miraculously avoiding a DUI but still blames the scooter company
gregriegler: You don’t math. 5:30-8:30 was beer fest. 8:30-11:30 was pizz... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1631616751 | 1631672603 | t3_po0f2g | t5_2to41 | 686 | qwerty145526: TIFU by thinking that the sex toy accident won't happen to me
So I saw this post yesterday [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/pngjil/tifu\_by\_trying\_a\_new\_sex\_toy/?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/pngjil/tifu_by_trying_a_new_sex_toy/?utm_medi... | 12 | 57.166667 | |
1631617280 | 1631618322 | t3_po0jef | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not washing my hands before using the restroom after eating Carolina Reaper peppers.
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reiningfyre: Same here. Not a pleasant place to be
imyourforte: I'm so happy I was at home and not the restaurant. Would have been the worst and most distracted drive home.
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1631619766 | 1631671167 | t3_po13hf | t5_2to41 | 25,143 | DMTAliens: TIFU by scaring my younger brother for 6 months by playing porn sounds through his wireless earphones unknowingly
Right, so for the past six months every few weeks or so, I've noticed that when I’m watching a video or maybe in this instance, porn, the audio stops playing for a few minutes. Not often but ... | 17 | 1,479 | |
1631621640 | 1631698610 | t3_po1k4p | t5_2to41 | 40 | throwawaynevada123: TIFU by improperly installing some plumbing on my RV
Throwaway: so, I moved into an RV earlier this year. I was sick of paying rent and going through the process of applying for rentals. Also, I don't mind living in an RV, its mine and I can do whatever the fuck I want in it.
Anyways, I bought a c... | 4 | 10 | |
1631623153 | 1631745741 | t3_po1ymg | t5_2to41 | 556 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my headphones were plugged in on a plane while watching Atomic Blonde
So a couple years ago I was sitting in a terminal and started downloading some movies for my flight. Nothing crazy, just any new movies I could find and downloaded Atomic Blonde, a few other horror movies and Rom Coms.
W... | 5 | 111.2 | |
1631626220 | 1631628237 | t3_po2tgr | t5_2to41 | -4 | Too_kewl_for_my_mule: TIFU by posting on this sub asking for Karma
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daownbabady: maybe comment relevant things under post/post relevant content
just a natural way to get some karma
Too_kewl_for_my_mule: Ah okay thanks. I tried that in another sub but it didn't allow me to post because I don't have karma. Some... | 4 | -1 | |
1631577796 | 1631687629 | t3_pnrku0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Fusion_DoomZ_: TIFU by making a joke.
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ImCheesyy: why would you do this??
Fusion_DoomZ_: Idk ask nature, wasn’t intentional fully
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1631629409 | 1631670774 | t3_po3sga | t5_2to41 | 86 | SonoftheBlud: TIFU by daydreaming during a meeting
I (32M) was in a virtual meeting today with 2 coworkers (with whom I’ve grown close as friends), and two managers.
I have an overactive imagination. I drift off into daydreaming and random thoughts often. It usually doesn’t happen during meetings, but today it did.
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1631636947 | 1631683697 | t3_po685y | t5_2to41 | 42 | Straight_Exit4794: Tifu by scanning an item 999x times on work
So I am dutch and am writing this on a phone so sorry for grammar and spelling mistakes.
So I work as a cashier at a supermarket in the Netherlands. So last Saturday I thought it would be fun to see how expensive our most expensive item would be (it wasn’t... | 8 | 5.25 | |
1631637298 | 1631756820 | t3_po6cg3 | t5_2to41 | 1,444 | Semengine: TIFU by trying to make my feet smell better
This happened a few years ago but the memory lives on. I was getting ready to head out of town to see my boyfriend, we were in a long distance relationship, and I needed to re-up on my birth control shot. Usually I would get my prescription filled and then have my ... | 12 | 120.333333 | |
1631637943 | 1631681825 | t3_po6k3a | t5_2to41 | 81 | Its-CCG: TIFU by asking a veteran how many people he killed
This didn’t happen today, but when I was younger. I just happen to remember it now, and now I’m agonizing over it.
Some years ago, my mom had invited a friend over for dinner. I’ll just refer to him as: the veteran.
Some info about the veteran: He wasn’t the... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1631638358 | 1631638709 | t3_po6oxp | t5_2to41 | 4 | rigo_: TIFU by smoking a cigarette
Today I met up with two underworld dwellers who gave monikers to illicit substances: "cigarette"; thanks to me.
I met with little D, a mini-patrol, who's controlled by D; little D with a sly grin offered me a "cigarette" and I could not help but to partake in his offer, having called... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1631639307 | 1631640177 | t3_po70br | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a reddit...
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AmazingWaterWeenie: As someone in recovery just avoid the subs also look for recovery specific subs? I dont really bother as i quit w/o support so i dont see a need to be in a recovery group but if your situation maybe seei that
bckupaccount69: im very new to reddit. any ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
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karenrachael: Haha. In high school, after a night of partying, my best friend and I decided to take in a movie. We were looking for a dark cool place
We bought tickets to see Caddy Shack. When we walked in, the movie had already started, but someone was hitting a golf ball. ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1631641038 | 1631650860 | t3_po7kq0 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by not paying attention and getting a bus driver and me possibly in trouble.
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PhantasmaPlumes: Just go be honest with your Dad, my dude. Like, he may be upset that you lied to him, but I'd imagine he'd also be proud of you for owning up to your lie.
Everything's going to be fine in the end th... | 4 | 10.75 | |
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TwilightBeastLink: Hey good on you for not still driving though, I know too many people that would have "toughed it out" and drove home anyways
ihavenoidea_clueless: My uncle, who did a bunch of shit in his time, likes to do 2 things: drive and enjoy a beer. But never together. I ... | 5 | 35.2 | |
1631644683 | 1631645230 | t3_po8qt8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Daiguren_Hyorinmaru_: TIFU by acting like I was still a kid
I am in my early 20s. But I don't work out and thanks to the continuous lockdowns, I have not been active much. So, at the college today, I was hanging out with my friends as usual. It was a rainy day and we were thus hanging out inside the college and not out... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1631644622 | 1631649729 | t3_po8q3v | t5_2to41 | 2,107 | VY99: TIFU by introducing my cousin to Reddit and ending her marriage
Obligatory, this didn't happen today but over the course of the last few months. So my cousin and I had our first kids around the same time. She's never been on Reddit (or heard of it) but I'm on it all the time. A few months back I started sending h... | 4 | 526.75 | |
1631644784 | 1631704499 | t3_po8ryo | t5_2to41 | 13,286 | jack-throw: TIFU by forgetting my dead man's switch
This starts about 6 months ago. I caught a pretty bad cold that had me in bed for a few days. At the time I kind of got in my own head and convinced myself I was probably a day away from dying of covid. I had heard all these terrible stories about people being unable ... | 11 | 1,207.818182 | |
1631646624 | 1631738897 | t3_po9dp8 | t5_2to41 | 150 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cousinofmediocrates: Seriously? They tell you not to drink or smoke 24 hours before and after donating.
ellilaamamaalille: They do? Usually have beer or two after donating.
AmountCreepy1199: Yeah you're not really supposed to it effects you more after giving blood. One or two won'... | 6 | 25 | |
1631648039 | 1631669660 | t3_po9ucy | t5_2to41 | 19 | Holla_Koala: TIFU by forgetting my bath was running
Obligatory not today, but Friday.
So, I had just had my ass royally handed to me by a yoga sculpt class (first one since before pandemic. Was exercising always this hard?), so I went straight home to take a bath.
Started bath, then immediately after my friend call... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1631645348 | 1631675436 | t3_po8yj8 | t5_2to41 | 67 | TheHeistrrr: TIFU by singing in class
This happened a while ago but im cringing my ass off thinking about it. So I go to school but I did it online when this happened (physical now) and the professor was calling for attendance. I come up, i unmute my mic and say here but since I was walking around my house, I forgot to... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1631652911 | 1631686864 | t3_pobfmg | t5_2to41 | 174 | Anrativa: TIFU by suscribing to a fake OF account
This just happened like two hours ago.
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Long story short, there is this girl that I used to know from school (university) and is really attractive. I follow her in instagram. Today I got a notification that she wanted to follow me, so I went to check and f... | 10 | 17.4 | |
1631652913 | 1631653383 | t3_pobfn3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | coolgirlkitten: TIFU by trying to steal a bag of chips.
I messed up by trying to steal a bag of chips at a store. I was hungry and it was stupid I know and an employee caught me. She literally came out of thin air. My friend was with me and she said that she did nothing wrong and she was going to buy something. Kinda t... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1631656665 | 1631661464 | t3_pocmz9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | SushiThief: TIFU by not checking my tire pressure.
I recently had a friend give me a "beginner course" to motorcycle care, where he brought me up to speed on the bare minimum of things I needed to be doing to care for mine. Because I'd been hardcore NEGLECTING the care of my brand new bike I'd had for nearly two years.... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1631656544 | 1631659883 | t3_poclm4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to wrong way in the hallway
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Bubbly-Kitty-2425: How old are you?
cocklord882: I'm 17
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1631659687 | 1631661572 | t3_podjoy | t5_2to41 | 35 | Cultural-Mobile-9199: Tifu by getting wasted and shitting all over my friends newly decorated room losing said friend in the process
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BigJackHorner: This is the literal interpretation of Shit Happens. If he had punched you then you would probably still be friends.
Cultural-Mobile-9199: I hadn't thought about t... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1631662807 | 1631674439 | t3_poefve | t5_2to41 | 25 | mikearoosin: TIFU by forgetting my phone was connected my to my roomates girlfriends Bluetooth in her car…
So this happened awhile ago but now it’s just funny instead of one of the most embarrassing things that’s happened to me.
A while back me and my roommate and his gf all lived together in a small house. It was o... | 5 | 5 | |
1631653395 | 1631667532 | t3_poblkc | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Cold_Market_8871: Might want to get checked for motion sickness?
KatalystOne: That was the point. You spin fast for 60 seconds to trigger panic and nausea then learn to bring it down
Cold_Market_8871: Feeling dizzy is normal though, nausea may or may not be anxiety related
Katalys... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1631664656 | 1631742715 | t3_poey3i | t5_2to41 | 196 | BalgtheMinotaur: TIFU by using the wrong hair brush
So like most stories on this sub, my FU wasnt necessarily today, more so over the course of a couple months.
Anyway, a couple months back i ended up snagging myself a fancy brush off of amazon to help add volume to my hair, and to minimize damage to my fine hair.... | 5 | 39.2 | |
1631667892 | 1631695169 | t3_poftmq | t5_2to41 | 190 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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LamarjbYT: Why would the news take their time off of the story from a child with no actual evidence on it just because they ask questions? If anything they literally just said the questions out loud and they seem more of a concerning question instead of a creep question. I don't k... | 3 | 63.333333 | |
1631674128 | 1631797700 | t3_pohi87 | t5_2to41 | 1,539 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TheDrMonocle: There are many mods that are great but oh so many that let the power go right to their head.
In r/maliciouscompliance there's a rule where you can't question the validity of a story. Fine, but sometimes BS needs to be called out. In any case its a fair enough rule, ... | 8 | 192.375 | |
1631676417 | 1631695020 | t3_poi47w | t5_2to41 | 95 | noeyesjerry: TIFU by losing 500 dollars
this happened yesterday but I feel really sick and depressed so thought getting some karma out of it might make me feel better.I got paid the other day so I had my mom drive me to the bank so I could cash my check, after getting my check cashed I took out some spending money and ... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1631677438 | 1631679344 | t3_poidlg | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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OndAngel: They were never going to send it regardless. I’d advise checking out r/scams there’s quite a few similar ones to that. They just wanted the money.
RegentusLupus: I doubted they would, but it did give me a startling.
Sent me pics of them sending it to...CNN. I'm confide... | 3 | 7 | |
1631676561 | 1631740289 | t3_poi5kl | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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tabicat1874: Do you actually like her at all?
Uessurei: i just see her as a good friend...
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1631683672 | 1631711580 | t3_pojutg | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ekozaur: Who the fuck reposts a TIFU, this story has to be like a month ols or something. I understand reposting news... it's news. But reposting someone elses story? You motherfuckers are addicts for that karma, what the hell do you even do with it?
LurksAroundHere: Right? I feel... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1631684370 | 1635710501 | t3_pok0bl | t5_2to41 | 3 | StunningSpread382: Missing 2012 message 😢
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StunningSpread382: This message was created on 5.6.2012 by Cindy. In Mike's comments he says to Cindy " you have a beautiful daughter xoxoxo". Cindy is not in Facebook friends so maybe this was a message that was sent.
StunningSpread382: I am searching for a mess... | 3 | 1 | |
1631686600 | 1631729860 | t3_pokhlw | t5_2to41 | 467 | KaptainChunk: TIFU by not checking the steam collector on my rice cooker. I may have poisoned myself.
About a week ago I cooked a pound of macaroni elbows in my rice cooker. I’m poor, live in a shit hole, and don’t have a stove. Then I added some fixins and turned it into macaroni salad with added chicken. It was delic... | 6 | 77.833333 | |
1631688824 | 1631739937 | t3_pokxyh | t5_2to41 | 15,395 | SattiTecH_710: TIFU by having sex with my grandcousin
This one goes back a couple weeks. Our family has like 2 to 3 family meets a year. My dad got invited by my uncle and was told he could bring his gf with him. She went on vacation, so my dad asked me if I would like to come with him. Myself was excepting to see the ... | 12 | 1,282.916667 | |
1631690566 | 1631720388 | t3_polb5d | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my little brother think there was a lot of homework when he got into high-school
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SirLordThe3rd: Lol his imagination, why the pencils really?
[deleted]: Electric pencil sharpener = vibrator...
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1631696245 | 1631699729 | t3_pomdq5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | BrainAFKPanda: TIFU by watching a scary video by accident
I cannot deal with horror, nor anything similar. If I get a glimps of something creepy, wether it's on TV or somewhere else, it usually haunts my memory forever.
My mind aleady hates me for several reasons but especially some horror movies and gore I caugh on ac... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1631695239 | 1631698936 | t3_pom7bi | t5_2to41 | 23 | WildBoy-72: TIFU by painting my car...and myself
So this happened just a few hours ago. I'm driving home from work in a good mood, which is unusual for me. A little perspective: my family's restaurant has been running on less than a skeleton crew for months now, and it's hard to be a full-time college student and be wo... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1631704719 | 1631738502 | t3_poo419 | t5_2to41 | 18,762 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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kurtn0tk1rk: In the Coast Guard, some kid on Nantucket was goofing around on the emergency frequency and we sent out a couple of guys with a radio direction finder and showed up at his house. His parents were less than pleased.
Ben_zyl: That used to happen with air sea rescue gett... | 17 | 1,103.647059 | |
1631709434 | 1631766261 | t3_popa3x | t5_2to41 | 13 | thoughtswashingmach: TIFU by almost causing severe damage at work
I'm not in my best period of my life. I'm dealing with depression and what happened in these days is only making it worse.
I work in the IT and I've changed job recently, same job, same responsibilities, different country and different company.
Here th... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1631714053 | 1631722226 | t3_poqkrq | t5_2to41 | 171 | throwaway69474677: TIFU by trusting a mumbler
Obligatory this happened a few years ago, but I can finally laugh about it without crying.
So I'm going to preface this by stating I'm an American male in my mid-thirties. I had just gotten a new job, so those of you who aren't American might not know how big of a clusterf... | 4 | 42.75 | |
1631716067 | 1631814095 | t3_por711 | t5_2to41 | 1,771 | Private_pablo: TIFU by flushing my earbuds down the toilet trying to masturbate
So this happened like 30-45 minutes ago.
I am a guy, 28. I am single and a bit of a porn addict. I came home from work and felt like jerking off. So I went to the bathroom to take a shit, do the deed and then shower. (I know, I need help)
... | 8 | 221.375 | |
1631718030 | 1631733998 | t3_portwo | t5_2to41 | 114 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Guava_: The culprit in question: https://imgur.com/a/4ctlzR4
will4623: ooh prepaid dog tax. also yeehaw!
WDantes: This is the way!
Yee-haw!
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1631719135 | 1631722976 | t3_pos6iw | t5_2to41 | 96 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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FieryKitten1010: happy cake day
ghoulsnest: yea, wasn't the happiest one
becooltheywatching: Today's your cake day. Not yesterday. Yesterday you were piss drunk at a bar and ended up at the hospital and lost your job
ghoulsnest: true
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1631723842 | 1631811083 | t3_potq3n | t5_2to41 | 62 | RebootDataChips: TIFU by losing a friend/FWB
TIFU and lost a FWB that could have gone better
So not today but a few days ago my FWB seemed to finally have some time to meet up. I had been asking on and off to get together. Honestly it sting every time he complained of being lonely or that no girl would ever like him…w... | 9 | 6.888889 | |
1631726450 | 1631730341 | t3_poue3n | t5_2to41 | 42 | Chris-P: Is that what MF stands for?
Lame
Sheisty_Lawyer: Hmm... could have sworn MF is short for mother fucker. As in another term for another person. Crude but gender neutral lol
Chris-P: I’ve never seen “motherfucker” as gender neutral.
But only OP can tell us what he meant
cxmanxc: He called the MF “they” I assum... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1631726247 | 1631744009 | t3_pouj5m | t5_2to41 | 41 | CBKadm: TIFU By making a joke to a girl at school
This happend this morning at school. We were doing in form year 11. And the girl I sit next has self harmed and had multiple attempts. She's open about this and sometimes jokes about it. She also does alot drugs and alcohol. Her last attempt on her life was during the s... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1631726023 | 1631732584 | t3_pougf2 | t5_2to41 | 31 | tm458: TIFU by talking to my friend about a love interest
Just before our exam today, my friend and i decided to chill by the stairs of the exam venue to talk about the exam topic and if we studied or not but then the conversation drastically changed to relationships.
During this conversation, i asked for some advice ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1631728882 | 1632058773 | t3_povek7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Puzzleheaded_Might_9: TIFU by wishing death on a random person in a computer game. I uninstalled the game.
I've been stressed and frustrated recently and went online to play a game that I love.It didn't go my way and I got so frustrated with the game that I tilted over the metaphorical edge.
I yelled aggressively at s... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1631729046 | 1631748834 | t3_povgl6 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Puzzleheaded_Might_9: TIFU by wishing death on a random person in a computer game. I uninstalled the game.
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Psychological_Ad4153: Leauge of Legends?
Bigfatwhitedude: League of Legends nearly broke up my relationship with my girlfriend. I decided that day to quit and uninstalled the game. 10 years later we’re m... | 5 | 5.8 |
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