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1631730034 | 1631747391 | t3_povscp | t5_2to41 | 192 | Dangerous-Young-5096: TIFU by setting the table for a dead person.
This happened years ago.
I had this one cousin who I was really close to.
He was like the big brother I never had. We would have family dinners with them usually every month or two and always spent holiday dinners together. My mom would often drop me... | 3 | 64 | |
1631729167 | 1631785980 | t3_povi4u | t5_2to41 | 296 | kingrumham: TIFU by falling asleep and forgetting where I left my roommates dog
This happened last night.
My roommate and I live in a small, two bedroom apartment with my roommates dog. We're both in our late 20's and my roommate is, uh, "actively single". We'll call my actively single roommate "T" and the dog "Dog". ... | 5 | 59.2 | |
1631732140 | 1631732786 | t3_powgc8 | t5_2to41 | 120 | CrusherHS: TIFU by Buying Decaf Coffee; Thinking I Had Covid
This weekend my wife and I traveled out of state. We were very concerned about catching covid, so we only met others outside and with a mask on. None the less, when I got home I started feeling tired and had a headache. I'm fully vaccinated, but had caught... | 3 | 40 | |
1631732746 | 1631732919 | t3_pownco | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu ( but not actually today but its just something I massively regret)
So i was 20(now 23) and decided to get a fairly substantial loan out to buy a second car and pay off my first. Not really realised how much of a stupid idea having a second car actually is, at that age, working 6 days a week! 3 years la... | 3 | 3 | |
1631732481 | 1631734023 | t3_powkbd | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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hhogg11: You’re an idiot. Wtf would you do that? How awful and embarrassing for her when she’s trying to do a work presentation. Flower and candy shouldn’t make up for that. Immature humor is fine and hilarious in the right setting, but how could you not realize that the setting s... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1631732979 | 1631755335 | t3_powq3u | t5_2to41 | 6,719 | Pooh_Bear_Barfer: Tifu by barfing while getting my lady bits waxed
This actually happened today. About an hour ago. After I sped home and cried in the shower, I’m now laughing about it. It’s too ridiculous of a situation not to share. But also far too embarrassing to share it on my personal Reddit because people who kn... | 9 | 746.555556 | |
1631734436 | 1631745268 | t3_pox70u | t5_2to41 | 408 | throwRAbadfriend6: TIFU by calling my husband at work in the middle of a break down
*Update*: So it was early dismissal today, and I didn’t know. So I had to rush to get my abandoned child from school. Meanwhile my stress and out of shape bladder (from having two kids back to back) resulted in me peeing my pants on th... | 6 | 68 | |
1631736446 | 1631777962 | t3_poxun8 | t5_2to41 | 1,372 | hoost07: TIFU by misunderstanding an acronym
Not really today, it happened several years ago. But I was just reminded of this today so I thought I'd share.
Before the FU, I had to travel overseas to a developing country for a work trip. On my last full day there I must have consumed some tainted water or something bec... | 9 | 152.444444 | |
1631736691 | 1631750598 | t3_poxxl1 | t5_2to41 | 61 | ggukyuns: TIFU by my phone making me look like a nazi
so to clarify, i am Not a nazi lmao that goes without saying. i have a widget on my phone that shows the top voted post per hour on r/pics. yesterday it happened to be [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/po5tpn/my_friend_came_into_a_nazi_flag_signed_by... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1631727018 | 1631742648 | t3_pousck | t5_2to41 | 23 | a_dev_has_no_name: TIFU trying to make beans and rice...
Today I decided to finally get back on the rowing machine after being lazy about it and get a workout in. I worked out for about an hour and was starving afterward, so I decided to get some beans and rice going in my Instant Pot before jumping in the shower. Litt... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1631746692 | 1631748593 | t3_pp12mo | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking out of dirty coffee cup
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ReadReadReedRed: Just jizz into a shoe box, or coconut like regular Redditors.
jonathandunlop: Nah mlp jar
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1631749826 | 1631778214 | t3_pp1yt3 | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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nhergen: Sort of gross to try and get laid this way, but I'm sure Norm would have appreciated the humor of your gaff and failure.
MustangSallyD: I'm sure Norm would have been even more proud if I'd gotten my coochie ate, but hey that's just me
nhergen: Nah, I'm almost certain he w... | 8 | 4.75 | |
1631750901 | 1631752193 | t3_pp29jp | t5_2to41 | 38 | trashynoah: TIFU By claiming to be fast, and then racing the fast kid
This happened when I was in either 3rd or 4th grade, cant really remember. I do remember the extreme embarrassment though.
In 3rd or 4th grade, my class was doing a "virtual yearbook", which for anyone who doesnt know what that is, its essentially a... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1631753720 | 1631754076 | t3_pp30o4 | t5_2to41 | 34 | FlippinSnip3r: TIFU by leaving my hot glue gun plugged in for hours and causing a fire
So a day ago my local grocer was kind enough to give me his cardboard boxes for free. I usd them to make some Dungeons and Dragons terrain like stone tiles and for dungeons and plank ones for taverns and inns and other stuff.
We just... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1631733320 | 1631826685 | t3_powu5m | t5_2to41 | 84 | Henlo_Friend: TIFU by Exploading a Coke at a Friend's Family Event
So I'm hanging out with a friend going to a public concert in the park where his uncle was performing. We go to the store and get snacks first, I got myself tic-tacs, and Coke. His family was already kind of staring me down because I've never met most o... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1631755306 | 1631767253 | t3_pp3gcv | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Senmp3: Not really tifu worthy, its just underwear, who really cares?
Corporal_Spidey: Depends where you live, some people would have suicided over this, hope that OP isn’t in one of those places. Also some parents would kill their daughter if something like this would happen(no j... | 9 | 7.666667 | |
1631756426 | 1631817578 | t3_pp3rfe | t5_2to41 | 25,142 | Dynorisen1001: TIFU by starting a “Nut Chart”
It’s my second semester of college, and my suite is a co-Ed dorm with 8 guys and 2 girls. We all knew each other from last year and consider ourselves as really good friends. During my freshmen year, which took place over COVID, a lot of my friends/ suite-mates didn’t have ... | 19 | 1,323.263158 | |
1631756922 | 1631758614 | t3_pp3w5x | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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astrogrim: How bad is the name? What's the name?
ThrowRA362662: Name was "doublelistdotcom"
astrogrim: Oh I missed that part I got it hahaha...I'm slow sometimes sorry
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1631756573 | 1631803811 | t3_pp3stz | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SLIMELANGUAGEOUTNOW: How does a kilo of ice cream even make it into a cup! Let alone with milk and cream as well! Fuck man
wastecadet: A kilo of water is one litre.
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1631757442 | 1631764809 | t3_pp418h | t5_2to41 | 7 | the_greatest_fight: TIFU by not going to school
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pauldeanbumgarner: Go for federal aide and other scholarships.
There are books, websites & even services.
If you want to change your life by going to school, there’s no reason to let this stop you.
the_greatest_fight: I dropped out of school when it happen... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1631760818 | 1631825345 | t3_pp4xmi | t5_2to41 | 8,173 | DetectiveSpy9701: TIFU by remarking at a word my mom used without knowing the meaning causing her to explore that which she has no business knowing. Ending with her looking at furry porn.
We were watching The Twilight Zone episode “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” and my mother referred to the creature on the wing of the plan... | 12 | 681.083333 | |
1631760915 | 1631767982 | t3_pp4yhd | t5_2to41 | 20 | Additional-Apple8874: TIFU by bringing my G-Shock Watch to a metal Concert in Camden NJ
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Jesus917: Yeah them Skinheads in the mosh pit are a pain in the ass
Additional-Apple8874: Literal human filth, bet they stole their $150 ticket as well
Wickedxblasphemy: I know plenty of “skinheads”(people with shaved head... | 5 | 4 | |
1631763497 | 1631765231 | t3_pp5mmx | t5_2to41 | 15 | o_prime1: TIFU by listening to Chevelle's "the Red"
This happened about a week ago. It'd been awhile, a few years, since I last listened to anything by Chevelle. I was at work and we were about to shut down the kitchen for the night. And Chevelle is good music to close to especially when the weather is cool. But then ... | 5 | 3 | |
1631763437 | 1631763834 | t3_pp5m2h | t5_2to41 | 21 | ChubbyWeeb: TIFU by watching porn in an "empty" house
So I came home from work and assumed my mom was gone. Nothing looked out of place and I didn't hear anything so I thought she was at work or at her boyfriends. So I go in my room, don't close the door, and do whatever, but then the urge starts hitting me. So I rustl... | 3 | 7 | |
1631763455 | 1631764643 | t3_pp5m8h | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by making the girl of my dreams think I find her unattractive and disgusting
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TimeSauce: Why not just tell the truth...?
uberexteats: I have, I told her that I love her and that I find her attractive regardless of how I feel about KK. To me she is absolutely stunning, her personality is top tie... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1631764861 | 1631813225 | t3_pp5yvx | t5_2to41 | 287 | Sojaaj2: TIFU by hurting the girl I like
Well, to summarize, I really like this girl... Honestly, she is the best friend I could ever have. The thing is... She dumped me. I was very upset and stopped talking to her. Basically, I was ghosting the girl. I actually thought she wouldn't pay a mind to that, and move on, but... | 15 | 19.133333 | |
1631765048 | 1631810378 | t3_pp60l8 | t5_2to41 | 9,868 | p0rterpounder: TIFU: By Jerking off in a Catholic hospital
Obligatory not today… My wife and I struggled with fertility when we were trying to have my first born four years ago. We live in a rural area with one hospital and one OB office. They wanted a semen sample to help with a diagnosis (spoiler alert; it was me). S... | 14 | 704.857143 | |
1631764995 | 1631840459 | t3_pp604g | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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pogiguy2020: Nope you need to quit your job and move out of state. LOL
either that or own up to your words and apologize and throw yourself at his mercy. I mean think about it IF the same was sent to you from a guy.
Also Im a bit older and married, but I have ED issues which com... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1631765070 | 1631801444 | t3_pp60rx | t5_2to41 | 102 | DayEnvironmental3642: TIFU by not replacing my damaged iMac Power Cord and having it explode right in front of me
So I have an 21.5 inch iMac I bought it many years ago and it wasn’t in the best condition. there were cuts on the power cord and I didn’t pay much mind to it. I remember putting my finger accidentally on t... | 5 | 20.4 | |
1631768983 | 1631770936 | t3_pp6xrb | t5_2to41 | 8 | Sorceress683: TIFU by making pasta
I know, right? It's just pasta! What could be so bad about pasta? Well figured that on a busy crazy day pasta would be the easiest thing to make in the evening for dinner. I got a nice sauce all going and then I set the water to boil for the noodles, no problem right? Well the problem... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1631767512 | 1631800477 | t3_pp6lp8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Tnwhitewitch: TIFU by attempting to train new hires
Obligatory not today
I used to work at a call center. It wasn’t one of the better ones and in fact went out of business shortly after this happened. Before you ask, no, this is not the reason it closed. The call center was very much a revolving door of employees. Som... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1631771882 | 1631772402 | t3_pp7jnq | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SirPiffingsthwaite: ...just the tip?
TheWeebDeity: I heard it was quite hard. Penetrated easily enough though
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1631776153 | 1631828094 | t3_pp8eod | t5_2to41 | 47 | PeeInACan: TIFU by peeing into a soda can
This story takes place a couple years ago. When I(24M) was younger, my sister(34F) was notorious for taking 3 hour long baths. I would always need to pee but she never got out for me.
One day, I was so desperate and I begged her to get out. She said no because she had shampoo... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1631784423 | 1631785837 | t3_pp9x0f | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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enigmaticevil: ...is this a fuck up? Sounds like you had a good time my man.
Shynlord-: Well she is my friend... @.@
enigmaticevil: Well play your cards right, sounds like you guys just moved into a new tier of friendship my dude.
Shynlord-: Maybe you’re right ..
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1631784698 | 1631830352 | t3_pp9yyf | t5_2to41 | 6,234 | TheCheeseWitch: TIFU by not wearing a bra
Today my mum decided to go to Bunnings to get potting mix other stuff, she called me up and asked if I wanted to come with and that she was leaving now. I was just having a relaxing day and had no plans to go out so was just in comfy shirt and trakky daks with no bra. I couldn'... | 11 | 566.727273 | |
1631775612 | 1631797036 | t3_pp8an2 | t5_2to41 | 58 | jed292: TIFU by helping out before my shift started
So I walk into work, through the door at the back side of the factory, my shift starts at an odd time and im early so I'm the only one to clock in for the last hour and a half, and I immediately step in a pool of water.
"Huh that's weird" I think "I wonder what cause... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1631788386 | 1631796729 | t3_ppapv0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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HighOnGoofballs: Wait, what does self lubricating as a dude even mean?
Bight_my_ass: I imagine he means he puts lots of lube on himself
HighOnGoofballs: Huh, I think of "self-lubricating" as in it comes from yourself. Like a woman does
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1631792199 | 1631797418 | t3_ppbkze | t5_2to41 | 25 | LoveChildNo: TIFU By calling my deceased friend's Dad, Dad...
I (27/M) have known this guy, who I'll simply call Luke, since we were in elementary school all the way through to highschool and eventually college. My Dad was friends with his, so it's not like we're strangers.
There were many, many amazing memories we'v... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1631797515 | 1631837696 | t3_ppcx7x | t5_2to41 | 56 | Humble-Beginning-255: TIFU by saying that i like asian girls because they remind of children
I (35M) went on a date recently with a girl (29F) and we were hitting it off. Everything was going great until i said i like asian girls because they remind me of children, when she suddenly needed to use the rest room. She nev... | 9 | 6.222222 | |
1631800743 | 1631901045 | t3_ppdu0s | t5_2to41 | 6 | ummidkman: TIFU by canceling my exam registration
So basically I am supposed to give my Cambridge o level exams this October and I had done my registration and everything. A few days ago I received an e-mail saying that my registration has been confirmed and if I wanted to cancel I should fill out a specific form. At ... | 3 | 2 | |
1631799198 | 1631843627 | t3_ppddzw | t5_2to41 | 10 | Jojodaisuke: TIFU by being a sweaty mess on very important Photos
It actually happened a few dyas ago but i just thought about giving you the story of what happened. English is not my main language so please forgive any spelling mistakes.
I (m 24) moved to a student appartement that got freshly renovated a few weeks a... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1631802248 | 1631897537 | t3_ppeaw0 | t5_2to41 | 48 | spankybianky: TIFU by saying something completely inappropriate to a grieving mother whilst trying to do something thoughtful
Last week I received an email from someone looking for sweet treats for her daughter’s ‘celebration of life’ next week. She told me that her daughter had recently been killed, and that as she lo... | 5 | 9.6 | |
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eggheadking: What was the fetish sub Reddit ?
TheGreatDonJuan: Yeah, tell us the dirty deets or no updiddle!
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1631803991 | 1631812016 | t3_ppetzc | t5_2to41 | 21 | youdontknowmehuhuhu: TIFU by burning my private parts
Was having BBQ at a friend’s place yesterday. He is an enthusiast of chilis so he owns quite a few pepper plants: bird eyes chilis, fresno and the most notable one being the ghost pepper and etc. Dumb me trying to show off suggested that we cut off a small piece of ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1631806247 | 1631834515 | t3_ppfke3 | t5_2to41 | 4,267 | cryowastakenbycryo: TIFU Pranked by a Dog
My best friend is a border collie, blue heeler mix that's hiked with me most days over the past decade. When she was younger, it was normal to stop and remove pebbles from her paws. This has pretty much stopped in recent years.
So there we are, hiking along a mountain trail an... | 7 | 609.571429 | |
1631808376 | 1631983666 | t3_ppg8wj | t5_2to41 | 128 | Hornetsmakehoney: TIFU by stealing my own identity
Hello TIFU!
TLDR; Was drunk, accidentally signed up for a paypal credit card, thought hackers stole my identity, disputed it and stressed, realized it was me all along.
Full story:
My company recently started offering identity theft protection and I signed up a few ... | 4 | 32 | |
1631811424 | 1631827969 | t3_pph8y0 | t5_2to41 | 220 | robo3473: TIFU by eating a roasted garlic pizza
Last night, my family took my brother out to this lovely Italian place downtown. We don’t go out often because of covid, so I wanted to get something new that I had never had before. I’m perusing the menu and I see this delectable, Alfredo Pizza with Roasted Garlic and Ba... | 7 | 31.428571 | |
1631812940 | 1631829560 | t3_pphr54 | t5_2to41 | 117 | heavenswitchh: TIFU by eating clam chowder
This happened last night. Last night I effed up by eating clam chowder. So, there’s this really great clam chowder place by my boyfriend’s house. It’s the bomb. I had their chowder for the first time the other night and have been eating it every night since. Conveniently, I al... | 9 | 13 | |
1631813838 | 1631914123 | t3_ppi1ff | t5_2to41 | 2,484 | InvertedRuby: TIFU by using antibacterial soap on my dick
Obligatory happened a few days ago. Painful dick things incoming.
Up until now, I’ve never had to think about my penis in any capacity. It works when it needs to, I keep it clean; it’s a great arrangement.
Earlier this week I was out of soap so I went to my B... | 20 | 124.2 | |
1631815508 | 1631879590 | t3_ppil4b | t5_2to41 | 9,409 | VastAgent5651: TIFU by telling my co-worker how I taste
I (38F) recently started working in a cafe within a hospital. It's a small operation and my one co-worker (24M) trained me in about 3 months ago.
I get there first in the morning and prepare our specials for the day. I have also recently taken over the ordering fr... | 6 | 1,568.166667 | |
1631814050 | 1631824353 | t3_ppi3vn | t5_2to41 | 14 | mthomash5312: TIFU by getting drunk at a Dave and busters bachelor party
The shenanigans happen this past Saturday.
Damn bachelor parties. #NotMine
I hooked up with my friends wife (see details below - I'm not a total piece of shit) in a drunken blur after a great night at Dave and busters. I'm not typically a drink... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1631820212 | 1631860819 | t3_ppk433 | t5_2to41 | 254 | RobotHorseBallerina: TIFU Years Ago
This happened YEARS ago (mid 80’s), but I’m retired now and feel free to share my disaster with all you.
So, gather around kiddies and let grandpa regale you with a story. This happened back in the days when mainframes ruled the computer industry and PC’s were just starting to gain... | 6 | 42.333333 | |
1631823251 | 1631858332 | t3_ppl4ei | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By charging a D.va off a cliff as Reinhardt
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Dylaquill: This has happened so many times to a lot of people so you aren’t really special. Don’t know why it’s on here since it’s just a game anyway
CorrosiveAlkonost: Exactly my point.
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1631823538 | 1631824240 | t3_ppl7nz | t5_2to41 | 31 | HopelessWaiter: TIFU by trying to make a friend
To start I should give background for the story, I’m a 19 year old guy in my third semester of college but it’s my first semester in person since I graduated from high school so I get a bit of anxiety just talking to people. But I started school at my university about fo... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1631824394 | 1631828855 | t3_pplhnx | t5_2to41 | 36 | exarchnektel: tifu and now I need to find a new place to grab breakfast on the go
On my way to work is a 7/11, which, as the phrase convenience store might suggest, is a convenient place for me to pick up breakfast/lunch if I don’t have time to prepare it the night before or the morning of (I’m a teacher so I’m up and ... | 4 | 9 | |
1631825171 | 1631832357 | t3_pplqrr | t5_2to41 | 40 | WVMomof2: TIFU by practicing cryptography
Mandatory notice that this happened 30 years ago.
My older sister and I used to share a bedroom. She had her first child at 16. About 2 years after she had the baby, I was cleaning our room and found a letter that she wrote in code. Being a nosey snot, I decided to break the c... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1631825330 | 1631867794 | t3_pplsm2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | No-Significance-1756: TIFU by being dense (again)
Another one :) When will I learn? :D
Not today, the sixth of September.
The evening. My workplace, a large-ish corner 24/7.
\- Hi! Why are you working here?
A woman. I look up. Suntanned, late twenties - early thirties, clothing a bit ragged, a stuffed leather backp... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1631826307 | 1631864514 | t3_ppm3u1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cncaudata: You work for a bad company/boss. I have absolutely used WOW raid leadership in an interview, and got the job. Forbes et al. Have written about this. It's great experience dealing with a diverse group in adverse circumstances.
jhorred: Just need to frame the experience u... | 3 | 5 | |
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bobbybrc: Honey it's always best to be true to yourself and I think what you did was the right thing you needed to know he needed to know how he felt and there's nothing wrong with that. You just got the wrong results keep your head up you will get through this don't be so hard on... | 8 | 8.375 | |
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no1toknow: Bro just tell her you like her.
Sad_Cookie789: Oh no I did like a week later and got rejected immediately. My bad I shoulda clarified
no1toknow: It's good you told her and now you can move on to the next
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1631829889 | 1631895924 | t3_ppn86i | t5_2to41 | 18 | HUNmate0704: TIFU By telling the National Security that I consumed drugs.
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JayTheLegends: Lol did you really think you right be screened for the NSA?
gunfart: Judging by the slightly OK English, I highly doubt it was the NSA
JayTheLegends: It literally said national security in the title... What else am I supp... | 9 | 2 | |
1631824063 | 1632151669 | t3_ppldrb | t5_2to41 | 18 | RedditSwitcherooney: TIFU by not getting an injury checked and almost losing my arm.
TIFU by not getting an injury checked out.
[Note: this ended up a lot longer than I thought, so sorry about that. TLDR at bottom.]
This has been occurring over the past 3-4 years. Around Christmas 2017 I went out for drinks. I was... | 3 | 6 | |
1631832442 | 1631834216 | t3_ppnxwc | t5_2to41 | 22 | BlewOffMyLegOff: TIFU by freaking out over some blood
Obligatory this happened 3 weeks ago
A bit of backstory, I had just moved to a new city earlier this month so I was still learning where things were and getting setup.
On 8/26, 3 weeks ago to the day, I was home and I decided to crank out the swimmers as a way ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
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FLTDI: Pretty sure they address that exact scenario in my active shooter training at work.
Kathulhu1433: Because it happened in a school in Florida in 2018.
https://fox8.com/news/live-video-officials-update-florida-school-shooting-investigation/
MtnMaiden: Sue them for unlawful ... | 15 | 1,571 | |
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Pdxhikeandplay: I think one of us is supposed to say “share this post with her!”
and
“We want an update!”
Neptune3434: Yes please provide to the thread her address, email, Twitter handle and Instagram. JK…. Really don’t do that put your big boy pants on and say…. Well if you h... | 3 | 14 | |
1631835693 | 1631841700 | t3_ppou5y | t5_2to41 | 70 | Defiant_Control9366: TIFU by not thinking the process of elimination through before opening my mouth
So this actually happened today and I'm still cringing over it. My girlfriend is one of three sisters. They're all very different in their achievements and personality. My girlfriend will clash with them on occasion, bu... | 9 | 7.777778 | |
1631838695 | 1631877767 | t3_pppn2y | t5_2to41 | 89 | drcookie2000: TIFU by making my professor think I was mugging him
I’m a student in college and I work for a professor doing research. We have been expecting packages delivered to the university throughout the past couple weeks, and today we went to the mail room to look for some products that said they were delivered b... | 4 | 22.25 | |
1631844172 | 1631852686 | t3_ppr33b | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my good friend’s EX
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doomhower: One of my best friends did this to me. But with a girl I had been broken up with for years. She was a problem, always trying to fuck with my life years later. He knew all the awful shit she did and he still did it. I haven't talked to him in 4 ye... | 6 | 3 | |
1631844330 | 1631984752 | t3_ppr4o5 | t5_2to41 | 20 | rossie_valentine: TIFU by not paying attention to detail
Happened just minutes ago. I'm close to finishing my college degree after four long years (one more to go!). My fiance has been patiently waiting for me since my very first semester to finish college so we can move to a different place.
In my country, one of th... | 5 | 4 | |
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fliguana: Wine doesn't burn. You choked for some other reason.
drewed1: Well not any worse than any other shot
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1631851888 | 1631852882 | t3_ppt1ia | t5_2to41 | 34 | Obvious_Party_5050: TIFU by sending a post about NFL QBs DICK sizes to a group of parents
Tonight was a pretty normal evening. Watching TV, scrolling through Reddit on my phone. My oldest son and I decide to get out for a fast food burger...
In the drive-thru, I come across [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1631851668 | 1631984155 | t3_ppszme | t5_2to41 | 143 | panickydustbunny: TIFU when I tried to share a ketchup bottle
I (24f) was at work (I work at a concert venue), and the act was on-stage late. Went to one of the outdoor concessions to get a burger for dinner and the man (probably in his late 50s early 60s) standing next to me commented on how long the performer was tak... | 5 | 28.6 | |
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[deleted]: Apple's translator is that bad. You're fault for trusting anything made by Apple.
EarthToAccess: agreed; Google Translate is probably the most advanced translator app rn, and even then it's not exactly perfect
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1631852740 | 1631891441 | t3_ppt8wp | t5_2to41 | 13 | ahhhhhhhhhhhhhwtf: TIFU by forgetting about a childhood condition and neglecting my rituals
Actually a TIFU, for the most part. Today has been an unpleasant day.
I’m sorry in advance, because this is a poop story. I am mostly writing this because i need to vent but have no one IRL who wants to hear about any of this.... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
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arrogxnt_boy: At least you didn't shit yourself lmfao
loratent: Just wait til that time. The rest of the story is going to be FIRE!!
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1631859505 | 1631876523 | t3_ppuq0w | t5_2to41 | 23 | petemacdougal: TIFU by taking my boss' dad's camera
I'm still trying to figure out what to do about this so I'll start from the top and maybe it will help me to figure it out.
My boss' (well not really my boss because he is the owner of the company) father and mother passed away during the pandemic. Not from the pand... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1631859466 | 1631994231 | t3_ppupsb | t5_2to41 | 1,025 | shutupk8: TIFU by ignoring a crawling feeling on my ear lobe.
This happened just now and I'm coping by crying in the fetal position.
I have long hair and I sleep with the fan on, so when I felt some movement on my ear lobe I chalked it up to the fan making my hair dance around to tickle my face.
Not even 5 minute... | 7 | 146.428571 | |
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Brokella: Hopefully the old lady has insurance…and she should have moved the valuable lamp if it was going to be in your way…I’m sorry though, you must feel awful but it was an accident waiting to happen in a narrow hall. :(
Filtermann: Yeah it was clearly an accident she could h... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1631864326 | 1631927877 | t3_ppvo3d | t5_2to41 | 214 | Icebird-99: TIFU by inadvertently neglecting my cat
I'm a relatively new cat owner, had my Artemis for about 6 months.
I love her, and despite being very shy, she's grown very attached to me, sleeping with me, seeking pets, etc...
Two days ago, I noticed a change of comportment. She started climbing on my desk and s... | 6 | 35.666667 | |
1631861386 | 1631888549 | t3_ppv3d8 | t5_2to41 | 16 | IHopeIDontDieInNew: TIFU by Rickrolling myself while playing a chess tournament
So, I had a over the board chess tournament today. And I was playing black and was trying to save my pawn. I started by supporting the piece by giving the defense of the knight, and then the opponent started adding his attacks. A knight.
So... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1631863518 | 1631883325 | t3_ppvihq | t5_2to41 | 13 | Temporal_haze: TIFU by Omitting four critical numbers ($27.48)
Mobile. Sorry about the formatting.
I have a fun story about the drivethrough today. So this would be my second time at window (first time alone), and I didn't learn how to operate the terminal when they trained me on the first day, just handing out orders... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
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PrincessBundtCake: Sharing your feelings should never be a bad thing. You were honest and true to yourself regardless of the outcome. Have some faith in that.
Affectionate-Case-85: But mood I don't know what to say to him... I'm kinda numb
Affectionate-Case-85: Kinda just say to s... | 4 | 1.5 | |
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anxybean: You sound like a toxic person and this sounds like a toxic relationship. Get in therapy and honestly probably get a new partner.
anxybean: breaking shit is FUCKING SCARY DUDE. Crazy ass mf
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1631870929 | 1631883743 | t3_ppww1v | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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hhunkk: Fuck i wanted to read
gullaffe: Missed nothing interesting. No fuck up happened, just something very mundane. Title is basically all there was.
hhunkk: Thanks!
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1631871530 | 1631880355 | t3_ppx04i | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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GolemThe3rd: I'm sorry but this is sorta hard to read, what do the brackets mean?
Affectionate-Case-85: I'm sorry. I just copied pasted them from whatsapp.
The brackets mean nothing. Also phone editing is not good. Sorry
GolemThe3rd: Ah ok, that makes a lot more sense, thanks!
Af... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1631879507 | 1631935006 | t3_ppyo5y | t5_2to41 | 1,476 | town_klown: TIFU by calling one of our biggest clients a loser
This actually happened yesterday, but I'm still dealing with the repercussions today. Tldr at the bottom.
I will try to summarize this as best as possible. Basically I work at an automotive dealership and we have a few fleet clients who purchase high volum... | 33 | 44.727273 | |
1631882953 | 1631924932 | t3_ppzizh | t5_2to41 | 12,397 | WillM_93: TIFU by mixing chewing gum with sex
On a frisky summer morning, my girlfriend and I woke up and felt the need to do the deed. Beforehand I decided to quickly pop to the bathroom to relieve myself. I noticed my breath was a little rough so decided to pop a piece of chewing gum in my mouth to quickly freshen up... | 10 | 1,239.7 | |
1631879884 | 1631918622 | t3_ppyrd4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Yakkus02: TIFU by being stoned and hating earwigs
So this happened about two months ago at the beginning of summertime.
We’ve been having problems with these little bugs called earwigs that are attracted to cold humid places and are disgusting looking bugs with pinchers on their backside.
Anyway I live in a split leve... | 5 | 4 | |
1631882964 | 1631887377 | t3_ppzj3b | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting an (apparently) crazy guy with my dog and almost getting her killed.
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beachnsled: My thoughts: what a horrible situation - for Callie. Yes, you absolutely Fk'd up.
this poor dog is a dog; she behaves like a dog, tries to protect herself like a dog - but yet everyone around her wan... | 4 | 4 | |
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ItsBritneyBitch32: You must live near chicken houses.
jtarb: A few years near chicken houses and you don't even smell it anymore.
GeoGriffin: Or maybe it's COVID-19...
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1631890057 | 1631980415 | t3_pq1kou | t5_2to41 | 179 | 60svintage: TIFU by accidentally insulting the hottest girl in school.
As most stories here, this didn't happen today. But 30+ years ago when I was in college (between high-school and University for non-UK readers).
Now Kate was universally acknowledged to be the hottest girl in school. Aside from being quite stunning... | 8 | 22.375 | |
1631895371 | 1631910518 | t3_pq392y | t5_2to41 | 43 | Fernando_357: TIFU by worrying about my ex's mental health
My ex broke up with me exactly a year ago because of the pandemic, family issues and the distance between us, but this happened a month ago.
We still have or had some communication, she sent me a link for a furniture I could use for my displays, tried talki... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1631897608 | 1631905193 | t3_pq3z8y | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning the bathroom tub
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just_that_one_guy_55: Congrats, you unintentionally violated the Genova convention
Uboat96: I'll check that off my bucket list
just_that_one_guy_55: Remind me to never ask what the rest of your bucket list looks like lmao
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1631900111 | 1631900826 | t3_pq4sbi | t5_2to41 | 19 | Laboratory_Tech_Deck: TIFU by having a cold and shaving my downstairs
Obligatory this happened last night, not today, but I'm still reeling from the consequences of my actions.
Ive had a slight cold for a few days (not 'rona, I got tested) and thought the best way to make myself feel better was a nice hot shower with ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
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cousindeagle: They probably both in on the scam. Just one looks like the angel while the other does the hustle.
AlexBucks93: „Good cop, bad cop”
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1631902601 | 1631908090 | t3_pq5ky0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | wastingM3time: TIFU By not Ordering the Xbox Series S on Amazon When I had the Chance.
So, I'm 17 and I got my first job got my paycheck. I finally have money to buy me something, I don't have an Xbox and I wanted to buy one, I look at a few local stores no luck. Look online at a few, called everywhere including hocksh... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1631900065 | 1631920460 | t3_pq4rth | t5_2to41 | 166 | WorkMeBaby1MoreTime: TIFU - presentation to big client did not go as planned
Happened years ago, still funny. We were a small company that did software solutions to generate marketing stuff for a Fortune 500 insurance company. I was a lead developer and would frequently be asked to provide a system for a client's need,... | 3 | 55.333333 | |
1631909398 | 1631998215 | t3_pq7q7a | t5_2to41 | 83 | Designerock: TIFU by not teaching myself how to cook
This story involves a girl I really like so you can guess where it's going.
I've been talking to girl X for a while now and now that I'm in campus I've got my own place so X decided to come and stay over for the weekend. Now I'm not always a bad cook (I can make pre... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1631909623 | 1631910418 | t3_pq7sr8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | spookyyyyycat: TIFU by losing a friendship and leading a guy on because I couldn’t have a simple conversation
In grad school I became friends with a guy, let’s call him David. We hung out a lot outside class. We were both recently single. Being stupid and oblivious like I am I didn’t realize he was into me until he dir... | 5 | 1.8 | |
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zeroinboxfreak: My wife thinks I’m a jerk for not taking her homeless friend in. I generally don’t trust anybody but really know that if you are gonna get screwed it’s generally from someone with nothing to lose. Sorry not gonna risk it
forakora: Good call.
I let a homeless 'frie... | 8 | 183 |
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