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1631907776 | 1631928051 | t3_pq77rc | t5_2to41 | 109 | Capital_Elle_Loser: TIFU by flinging a feminine hygiene product at some customers
This happened about 12 years ago.
I was working as a waitress during college, a diner type setting with lots of regulars. I had finished a lunch shift and was heading through the dining room towards the door to the parking lot when a tab... | 3 | 36.333333 | |
1631916148 | 1632087208 | t3_pq9tov | t5_2to41 | 19,705 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting my wife's sister
I got a text from my wife saying that she needs $5 to pay back a work friend and wants to know if I have any cash. I tell her that I'll gladly pay $5 for BJ and get a pretty enthusiastic response. We go back and forth a few times with some pretty dirty talk. We were describin... | 16 | 1,231.5625 | |
1631915863 | 1638952358 | t3_pq9qis | t5_2to41 | 22 | TheGreyDragonAngel: TIFU By Accidently Letting My Dog Eat Grapes
Apologies for any misspellings, but today I fucked up by leaving a plate of grapes up on my kitchen counter. I left to use the restroom, and I specifically remember telling myself to put the grapes somewhere my dog (a little over a year old) couldn't get ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1631918368 | 1631918657 | t3_pqagxd | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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fat_boyeh_2000: This is why you don't do drugs fool you gotta eat to keep your strength up like them grove street OGs
hopefullythrownawayq: I learned the hard way while not being hard, it's a new one.
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1631918681 | 1631976122 | t3_pqak7y | t5_2to41 | 9 | Joshie2112: TIFU by watching porn at Costco.
One day I was at Costco with my friends. They told me that they were going to buy some things and they told me that I could go wander around.
I decided to go look at the computers. For the most part when I was on the computers I was on reddit. But they were taking a long as... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1631918210 | 1632007859 | t3_pqafbk | t5_2to41 | 63 | thorawayshame: TIFU by showing my class anime tiddies
Today was the first day of presentations for my Senior Capstone project. Basically your team gets up there, explains what your project is, and shows a basic to-do list for the following weeks. I had created the powerpoint and volunteered so we would be presenting of... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1631918838 | 1631930732 | t3_pqalvf | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AcrobaticSource3: Life ProTip: do not try to open a bottle of propane with a cigarette lighter
cheffloyd: Dang it Bobby....
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1631924329 | 1632390779 | t3_pqc3fy | t5_2to41 | 3,976 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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vanyali: For future reference, you never have to take money out of a bank in cash to move it to another bank. You can do all of that electronically or by writing checks. Never ever ever mess around with cash again. It’s too risky.
waytosoon: That right there was the first flag.... | 7 | 568 | |
1631924687 | 1631941494 | t3_pqc6p0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | 12Nightmares: TIFU Help Please!
So today I had to walk my sister home from school me and her are attending the same school again and my mom asked me to help her home. Thing is i get dismissed 20 minutes after her so I exit the building and o run into an afterschool teacher who tells me the day the program starts and a ... | 8 | 1 | |
1631924744 | 1631925988 | t3_pqc782 | t5_2to41 | 39 | SemiCircleSquare: TIFU by locking myself in my car.
Normal disclaimer: mobile phone, I can't spell for shit and fuck it. TLDR at end.. You know the deal. So on to the TIFU.
The last couple of years have been trying for me. Lost my wife, distanced myself from family and friends and decided that becoming a workaholic wo... | 4 | 9.75 | |
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Gilp4trick: Step one: throw away anime girl outfit
Step two: go for gains. Eat some protein and hit the gym.
This was a terrible idea I'm surprised your mom even let you go through with it. Definitely set yourself up for being picked on wearing clothes like that. You are a boy ... | 6 | -2.166667 | |
1631927525 | 1631935350 | t3_pqcwej | t5_2to41 | 176 | b4boo: TIFU by showing a random guy my nudes on accident
So today a friend (I'm F and he's M. Also, we're both 18 so pls don't freak out lmao) saw my nudes on accident.
So some backstory, I had a pretty bad concussion recently. It's so bad that sometimes I forget and can't understand the simplest things and I can't ma... | 4 | 44 | |
1631927725 | 1631928763 | t3_pqcy5t | t5_2to41 | 20 | DriedUpHusk: TIFU by leaving a drug test knowing i would fail
This just happened tonight.
I have been stuck in a dead-end job that I hate for years and have been applying for new jobs for well over a year. After so long with no luck, a new place finally asks me to interview - and I nail all three interviews and am off... | 4 | 5 | |
1631929404 | 1631930474 | t3_pqdd9b | t5_2to41 | 10 | bloopblip2024: TIFU Concerned neighbor leads to house getting broken in
This happened to my wife half way through 2020 when the pandemic was at its height.
My wife was walking our dog when she noticed day old groceries in the front door of a neighborhood house (she had walked past it the day before). Obviously this w... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1631929543 | 1631932208 | t3_pqdejy | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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b619u: Don't over stress this lol you just made a joke I'm sure they have probably forgotten all about it.
cock_pussy: Just pray that they won't take it ass a literal advice.
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1631928894 | 1631930972 | t3_pqd8rx | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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IAmAYoyoToo: Oh shoot. That's so unlucky.
Any chance they'll they'll hear you out and let you do another make-up test?
BrainCellDotExe: nope, I asked about doing it over again and that got shot down immediately :(
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1631931412 | 1631932788 | t3_pqdv8w | t5_2to41 | 32 | Virgin-Christian: TIFU by not deleting my nudes from Google photos.
Idek where to start man...this is embarrassing and I feel like a disgraceful wreck . But anyway lemme begin. I'm a male. I'm 16
I always clean up the scene of evidence whenever I do something I know I shouldn't do... I keep app lock on my grandma's ph... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1631933154 | 1631935069 | t3_pqeam9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AssaultLemming: Copy pasta is by far the dumbest trend in recent history and it needs to die.
quesoboi21: Celeron processors are compatible with IA-32 software. They typically offer less performance per clock speed compared to flagship Intel CPU lines, such as the Pentium or Core ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1631933901 | 1631978770 | t3_pqeh1w | t5_2to41 | 138 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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PeanutEminems97: You managed to write a Stephen King novel on something you could have explained in 1 sentence.
gmtonesix: You managed to use the wrong " to/too " in 2021
PeanutEminems97: There I fixed it Mr Grammar and thanks I didn’t know I thought we were in 2009.
gmtonesix: Al... | 6 | 23 | |
1631934646 | 1631945169 | t3_pqennk | t5_2to41 | 11 | AltDumbguy: TIFU I fucked the girl that lives next door and jerked off too much thinking about it and ended up in the hospital
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chilldabpanda: I don't have to even read this post to know you're a degenerate moron.
stumperstomper: Did you catch his throwaway username?
chilldabpanda: Does it matter?
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1631935737 | 1631937250 | t3_pqex8l | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Dano1988: What the FUCK are you talking about?
wrxJ_P: Some band kids are weird and all hell man. There’s usually a normal group, and then them.
Source: i was in band
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1631947170 | 1631953261 | t3_pqhdq5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | newprofilewhodis1352: TIFU by sniffing my cat’s butthole
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Flat_Welder_4897: >long haired fluffy shedding machine
Hehe. Is that the official breed name? If it isn't, it should be.
newprofilewhodis1352: You’re right. I’ll submit her to the cat pedigree people and see what they say 😎
Tommolea: Our can has th... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1631948400 | 1632313598 | t3_pqhmhs | t5_2to41 | 94,875 | jetset459: TIFU by trying to redeem a blowjob coupon during an argument
My top dresser drawer is a catch all for uncategorized miscellany that I’ve accumulated over the years. It’s filled with the kinds of random things that seem like a good idea to keep but have no use whatsoever in my day-to-day life… Like that track... | 16 | 5,929.6875 | |
1631949096 | 1631955132 | t3_pqhrpf | t5_2to41 | 57 | GlitterCockWaffles: TIFU by not existing
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diagrammatiks: You didn’t fuck up. Your parents did. You should try your hardest to rectify this situation though. There’s gonna be a lot of headache down the line.
GlitterCockWaffles: Trust me, I'm trying my best. It's just very very difficult to do so without breakin... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1631949198 | 1632011092 | t3_pqhsem | t5_2to41 | 3,569 | dame_de_boeuf: TIFU by joking with a cop when I got pulled over.
This one actually happened today, just after midnight. I finally got home about 15 minutes ago.
So, I work at a Mexican restaurant, and my boss accidentally ordered 50# of that shitty pre-grated "Parmesan cheese" that's got the sawdust in it. We don't us... | 12 | 297.416667 | |
1631949959 | 1631951444 | t3_pqhxuw | t5_2to41 | 126 | Fantastic-Abalone802: TIFU Dildo and condoms fell on husband’s dad’s head…
So we’re moving and my husband’s dad was helping him clear out our closet. Prior to our room being cleared I told my husband to get all the main items out before the family helpers came into the house. Welp, he didn’t. And he didn’t tell me he d... | 3 | 42 | |
1631951225 | 1631976637 | t3_pqi6ir | t5_2to41 | 26 | sigviper: TIFU by missing a call with upcoming boss twice
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Dangerously_fun3546: Own it. Contact them, apologize, no excuses just say I'm sorry. I am taking steps x,y, and z to correct the issue. It shows that you are able to take responsibility, identify the issue and correct it. Bad first impressions happen.... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1631952803 | 1632007670 | t3_pqih18 | t5_2to41 | 8 | BoringAwareness1: TIFU by spending a weekend with a stranger.
Ok so this story goes back to when I was on a weekend bender and one of my best friends. He convinced me to go to a concert that Sunday night. I decided to go and we get after it! Few shots in and we convince each other to go to the after party.
After part... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1631953394 | 1631954947 | t3_pqil0c | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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pogiguy2020: But did you die? LOL
anon71999: Feel like it lmao 😂
pogiguy2020: 0 to 10 would you do it again?
anon71999: Ah fuck it was delicious … probs 6-7 😂 maybe next time I’ll try not eating the entire bloody jar like a piggy 😂
pogiguy2020: I may be guilty of eating sugar d... | 11 | 2.545455 | |
1631929539 | 1631969955 | t3_pqdeil | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Simple_Diamond_8969: Surprised this doesn’t have any comments on it. This is some crazy shit. Glad y’all are okay and every thing turned out in your favor. People are wicked.
CrazyCoolCatBro: Thanks. This post was spam filtered and the Mods didn’t unlock it until this morning. T... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1631957137 | 1631957975 | t3_pqj9yz | t5_2to41 | 34 | Freestripe: TIFU by sending away my passport 2 weeks before my wedding
Where I live we seperate the legal part of the marriage from the ceremony. I was supposed to get legally married today and then we have the ceremony in 2 weeks.
But I fucked up one of the forms I needed, it was entirely my own fault. I sent away my... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1631959188 | 1632026775 | t3_pqjnur | t5_2to41 | 267 | KrtekJim: TIFU by using old Ethernet cables
This is a five-year long FU that I've only just realised this morning.
I'm lucky enough to live in a country where internet bandwidth is bountiful and affordable, and have a 300Mbps downstream that costs me very little. While I'm reasonably tech-savvy for someone in his fort... | 8 | 33.375 | |
1631962437 | 1631982989 | t3_pqkawa | t5_2to41 | 55 | Lazy_Painter1730: TIFU by getting into the wrong car
So this happened a couple of years ago.
I used to work in a Sainsburys as a part time job. I couldn't drive yet so my dad used to pick me up from work.
I was working the later shift meaning I'd finish around 9pm so by the time I got out it was quite dark. My dad w... | 5 | 11 | |
1631967923 | 1632053941 | t3_pqlhgt | t5_2to41 | 702 | DimensionRadiant4898: TIFU by forwarding a message to my family group which made it seem like my husband is cheating on me.
I'm in a triad. My girlfriend and husband had the same day off while I had to go to work. They were having fun and he send me a selfie with both of them in our bed after having sex. It was pretty ... | 8 | 87.75 | |
1631968663 | 1631970282 | t3_pqlntp | t5_2to41 | 24 | hopefullythrownawayq: TIFU by trying something new
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checkdgt: Dude no stress, just chalk it up to one of those life experiences. This is seriously shit you should laugh about. If I told my friends this story as something I'd done then I'd expect nothing but humour. Anyone who judges you for that is not your fr... | 4 | 6 | |
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Flat_Welder_4897: It's the worst feeling when you eat a crumb and and it is completely the opposite texture that you expect it to be. Usually I have no idea what I just ate. This time you do know and I don't know if that is better or worse...
bustakita: I did this one time when I ... | 6 | 11.833333 | |
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kisavior: Proof of Little Man Complex
CanalAnswer: She called him a midget! Don’t gaslight people. It’s not nice. ❤️
ChampionParking9015: That’s not gaslighting. Please do not misuse legitimately important terms in therapeutic environments because it’s become a new buzzword. Gasli... | 30 | 94.933333 | |
1631976540 | 1632015096 | t3_pqnskz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing embarrassing sex thing
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Zebrastars79: this is worded extremely badly and the use of the r word just reveals how ignorant you are.
[deleted]: It is worded badly because it's supposed to be a parody. I'm trying to make fun of this subreddit.
Zebrastars79: why would you make fun of this s... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1631976669 | 1631976921 | t3_pqntuu | t5_2to41 | 17 | W1ther3d: TIFU by going on a bike ride and scaring my new neighbors because they thought I was dead
Ok so this actually happened on Monday but I decided I would post it because why not?
So I had a nice day on Monday and decided to end it off with a quick little bike ride, my mom said no because yesterday I went on a b... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1631977672 | 1632074328 | t3_pqo4ow | t5_2to41 | 2,428 | Netskimmer: TIFU by accidentally telling a cop I was a drug dealer.
TIFU by telling a cop I was a drug dealer. This was acually many years ago. I was working nights and we were really short staffed, and had been for nearly a month. I was driving home at 2am after my third 14 hour shift of that week. Bars close about t... | 14 | 173.428571 | |
1631982564 | 1631990696 | t3_pqpf35 | t5_2to41 | 3 | SugarFree-Gum: Why even post this? How does this help?
ShaggyDoodleDoo: Why even post this? How does this help?
SugarFree-Gum: The post confronts an ahole like you :) so how about you actually answer yourself.
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EricsGirl325: You do realize that you can use names and we wouldn't know who tf those people are? Make up names.
Tom and Chuck
Rick and Kevin
Trying to follow with A and Y and P is irritating.
Ignore me. I'm extra bitchy today.
Onaps191: No, you are absolutely right. I can neve... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1631987368 | 1632046687 | t3_pqr1rt | t5_2to41 | 34,951 | tifuthrowawayacc7382: TIFU by getting a boner on stage, infront of 2 thousamd people.
Hi there I'm 17m.
I'm a student at dance academy, and today we had our annual dance festival.
Last year it couldn't take place obviously because of corona, so this year our school decided to make something special for the guests.
... | 12 | 2,912.583333 | |
1631989957 | 1631997901 | t3_pqrtp9 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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NEOfight67: Do you make this post just to get people to go to your go fund me page because it looks an awful lot like a scam
JettexTTS: He’s a fucking scammer. Taking advantage of kind people. OP i know you are reading this motherfucker. You should feel ashamed. This is not the wa... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1631991213 | 1632002601 | t3_pqs6v0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Kaichins: Tifu by moving back in with mother
Hi Reddit! Here’s my tifu of how I fucked up 3-4ish years ago by moving back in with my mother.
Alittle over 3-4 years my mother lost her job because of circumstances, she was about to be evicted and was asking everyone for money or someone to move in with her because she w... | 3 | 2 | |
1631997128 | 1632079615 | t3_pqtxis | t5_2to41 | 16,826 | jlgar: Tifu by not checking what my wife puts in my smoothie.
Alright folks, TLDR at the bottom if you'd like.
My wonderful wife and I just moved to central California, and we figured we'd start a healthier life style. Ya know, wake up early, do some yoga, more smoothies in the morning and less coffee. Good shit righ... | 12 | 1,402.166667 | |
1631998894 | 1632036415 | t3_pqufvb | t5_2to41 | 1,653 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping a woman whose clothes got stuck in a bus seat
Short but sweet, and yes, this happened a few years back.
I was on my daily commute on a fairly busy city bus, when the very attractive young woman sitting across the aisle and one seat in front of me got up for her stop. Her top had strings (no... | 13 | 127.153846 | |
1632002889 | 1632018521 | t3_pqvln2 | t5_2to41 | 707 | EntropicTragedy: TIFU by accidentally robbing a gas station.
Obligatory “this didn’t happen today, it was quite few years ago” but it only recently clicked in my mind as to what actually happened.
This is a series of unfortunate coincidences (that people are hesitant to believe when I tell the story).
I lived... | 6 | 117.833333 | |
1632003292 | 1632046004 | t3_pqvppk | t5_2to41 | 21 | swagmonster55: TIFU by accidentally streaming jelqing videos on pornhub while in a Discord voice channel
Wow, I want to end it all right now. I was doing notes, sharing my screen on Discord, which has been the norm for me the past few days as it helps me make sure I stay focused.
Anyways, I go on my phone for 20ish mi... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1632007523 | 1632017490 | t3_pqwuy7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | theonlyhy: TIFU by triyng to make some money solving a math test
I am a maths mayor, I have never aced on any math course but I know my math, right?, I guess not.
One of my friends makes fat stacks (relative to us, and the clients, being broke students) solving tests for people coursing general math courses, a bit ill... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1632010518 | 1632012896 | t3_pqxmhi | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ambivlentindiffrence: Not sure in which country/ area you're located, but maybe you can go to an unlimited plan for the rest of the month? I understand the feeling of isolation, that really sucks. Hang in there, so many of us are struggling right now, it's a tough time but we'll g... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1632008522 | 1632017698 | t3_pqx45s | t5_2to41 | 163 | fedupwiththat: TIFU By Not Keeping My Mouth Shut
I am in highschool and all my friends do crew. Crew is basically just rowing with friends. Now they all have been doing it for awhile and always made fun of me for not doing it so today I joined. As soon as I got there I realized how toxic everyone is. If you messed up o... | 4 | 40.75 | |
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twohedwlf: There is just too much in this for me to even know where to start commenting.
Crow_Wife: Yeah—-I think I am just going to stay silent on this.
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1632014457 | 1632025551 | t3_pqylo1 | t5_2to41 | 1,025 | Front-Gas1: Tifu by abducting a child and calling the police on myself
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2randomguy6754: Th mom Fu not you OP. It's sad to say that parents leave their children in the car a lot without the AC or windows down. This could have been a lot worse.
OkapiEli: Well, c’mon, she left lullaby music on, what could *possib... | 6 | 170.833333 | |
1632015156 | 1632017035 | t3_pqyrq7 | t5_2to41 | 69 | Shivalyay: Tifu by accidentally sending a mean text about my boss… To my boss.
I was in the office with my assistant manager. The two of us had just received a time off request from a coworker that went against a new time off policy we had just put in place. I went to the policy to copy the description so we could clar... | 3 | 23 | |
1632017854 | 1632033918 | t3_pqzfby | t5_2to41 | 126 | unusualinsomniac: TIFU by having a stutter.
Alright so for a little context, I (18m) work at a state park’s boat dock renting out boats.
Now it’s no secret that i have a stutter. Thanks to speech therapy, i’ve improved greatly but just like anyone else, i have my off days where i just can’t shake it.
Well today was... | 5 | 25.2 | |
1632017617 | 1632020153 | t3_pqzd8f | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing my best friend while I was drunk.
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ToxicLogics: Just get in touch with him tomorrow when you’re both sober and talk it out. Awkwardness and ignoring it will pretty much seal the deal that you two will lose your friendship. Acknowledge his feelings towards you and explain you just don... | 4 | 16 | |
1632017963 | 1632018901 | t3_pqzgbf | t5_2to41 | 66 | martinH1: TIFU by misinterpreting a girl's feelings towards me
To preface this story, yes, I know I fucked up. It was not her fault, hence my posting it on TIFU. Anyway, onto the story.
I, 17 m, have had a massive crush on this girl at my school. I hadn't really talked to her but now that we have assigned seating toge... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1632023648 | 1632237822 | t3_pr0szf | t5_2to41 | 653 | stickyickydoja: TIFU by missing obvious cues that someone was interested in me and it will forever alter my life.
TLDR: I assumed a woman was just being nice instead of showing obvious interest and now my heart hurts
The Backstory
My truck broke down today, luckily in the convenient location of a small gas station p... | 7 | 93.285714 | |
1632026719 | 1632049113 | t3_pr1hq1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | InvisibleScorpion7: TIFU by dropping my menstrual cup into the toilet
So, I'm a 21 year old female and it's Shark Week. I'm winding down for the night when the alarm to dump my menstrual cup goes off. (They're meant to be dumped every 12 hours but they're so comfortable when properly inserted that it's easy to forget t... | 3 | 5 | |
1632027008 | 1632070460 | t3_pr1jw0 | t5_2to41 | 31 | eibmoZ_doM: TIFU by leaving my keys in my door
So my fiance and I got home late into the night and in the process of getting inside our apartment we accidentally left our keys in the door. We had left food to cook in the crock pot during work so we were excited to get in and eat. We locked the door from the inside like... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1632030870 | 1632032249 | t3_pr2d2y | t5_2to41 | 20 | TotallyNotAnAltAccc: Tifu by possibly masturbating on my ex's Instagram Live...
Well u know... Im a teen so i was simply doing what most of us do u know... It's late at night rn and i was bored so i just hit it off.
So i have this ex and we're still friends , because why wouldn't we be... Besides millions of reasons a... | 4 | 5 | |
1632028636 | 1632039985 | t3_pr1wbt | t5_2to41 | 89 | twodoctorspepper: TIFU By Having Anxiety While High
Buckle up, friends. I’ve been sitting on this for over 11 years and I’m finally ready to share.
Super Bowl Sunday, 2010.
I am now and always have been a light-weight when it comes to marijuana consumption. Not so much in the sense that I’m going to do something re... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1632026966 | 1632046919 | t3_pr1jjw | t5_2to41 | 14 | Shusad: TIFU by confronting a girl
It is not basically today but a month back.
It was my farewell party from school. Many students of my class of all streams (science, commerce, humanities) were there. Prior to this party, there was an official voting kind of thing where it was asked who all would be willing to come i... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
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mrcakeyface: What country do you live in? When I was learning, you did it in a manual, there was no way schools would do automatic.
[deleted]: I’m in Australia. When I was learning how to drive, you had to pass a computer exam to receive your licence, to which you would fill out a... | 8 | 17.875 | |
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PmUsYourDuckPics: Sounds like you might have ADHD… That lack of a filter is really common in people with ADHD. As is substance abuse.
It sounds like you took advantage of them, you don’t mention sleeping with them so I doubt they’ll judge you too harshly. If you often suffer from... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1632044855 | 1632045380 | t3_pr4zw2 | t5_2to41 | 43 | Caitie-P-sweets: TIFU by slicing my finger tip off when trying to make a snack at work.
This literally happened 30 minutes ago, and I am in full shame of what I put on the bakery. This is a long one, but basically the title explains it all.
Okay, so a little backstory from my job. I am a production manager at a very ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1632047128 | 1632047453 | t3_pr5fyq | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing "1000 years of death" to my friend's lil brother
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Kmartomuss: Lmao. The kid will be okay.
Fast_Ad5061: My friend is happy for what I have done, seems like I did something he wanted for a very long time on his brother
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1632049514 | 1632075998 | t3_pr5xku | t5_2to41 | 67 | thezekroman: TIFU by setting my alarm wrong
So some context, I work at a pig farm and we're set up to have one person there over the weekend. I usually wake up around 6 and get there at 8; however, the nice thing about working in agriculture is it's pretty chill so long as you do your job.
So I wake up and am supremel... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1632052588 | 1632062144 | t3_pr6ko8 | t5_2to41 | 120 | SN0_WH1T3: TIFU by trying to clean my ear with qtip dipped in rubbing alcohol
This happened sometime back when I was around 13. Remembered it today after my dad mentioned it in a random convo.
As a kid, I had issues with ear wax problems. Which often clogs up my ears leading me to frequent doctor visits and ear irriga... | 5 | 24 | |
1632013555 | 1632134500 | t3_pqydjp | t5_2to41 | 20 | runnycaulk: TIFU by Lying About a Tattoo I got 3 Years ago
So this story deals with something I did about 3 years ago but ended up paying for the consequences today.
Freshman year of college many of my friends started to donate plasma for a way to basically pay for booze for the weekend. They talked me into followi... | 4 | 5 | |
1632054601 | 1632060933 | t3_pr71hu | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Rip see ya in jail /s. Honestly i think that’s an honest mistake and just because u searched that keyword once doesn’t mean ur on some sorta list. It is multiple times then maybe. And you also have to consider the logistics of that list, are you think that pornhub is co... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1632057792 | 1632187889 | t3_pr7ul1 | t5_2to41 | 22,633 | psoriasisthrowing: TIFU by telling my boyfriend his butthole looked like a vagina (NSFW obviously)
Obligatory: not actually today, this happened last week
Me (26M) and my boyfriend (27M) were having a relaxed date of cooking and watching a movie. I'm going on holiday the next day so I'm a bit stressed about packing an... | 15 | 1,508.866667 | |
1632058779 | 1632063071 | t3_pr84e5 | t5_2to41 | 248 | joeymfbrowne: TIFU by traveling across the world and not properly calculating time-zone differences.
This happened this past Sunday.
I had a trip planned for Italy with my girlfriend. For the first few days of our trip, we had booked tours and had plans to see things in Rome. The day before we left, I realized that... | 6 | 41.333333 | |
1632060230 | 1632142292 | t3_pr8j4a | t5_2to41 | 31 | Affectionate-Fold951: TIFU by asking to have all uwugirl sent to my office
This all started 3 weeks ago and only just got resolved. 2 people lost their jobs and 3 more almost got fired. The relevant people in this story are me a senior fraud analyst for big bank, josh a 22 year old who is super energetic and a little ... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1632061431 | 1632293421 | t3_pr8vq8 | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU by “welcoming” my husband back home
If there’s errors it’s because I’m sleepy and I’m about to face plant in a few minutes.
This happened weeks ago after my husband got home, mistakes were made, consequences experienced and cleanup was awkward. Husband(who I’ll call M) just got back from a pest removal... | 9 | 9.555556 | |
1632064112 | 1632067253 | t3_pr9onm | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cubsywubsy: Not sure what to say, buddy, just sending some support your way ❤️
artessk: Thank you)
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1632064959 | 1632134520 | t3_pr9xyn | t5_2to41 | 529 | ClassicSpam: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I want to live alone.
So we were playing Dungeons and dragons with a friend and in middle of everything we started talking about our friend who has a five room apartment. And he lives alone but has to work 24/7 to keep that apartment. She asked why not get roommates and I imme... | 14 | 37.785714 | |
1632065863 | 1632066532 | t3_pra85q | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Masterchefpetyofficr: Kinda don’t have any pity for any anxiety it may have caused you. You sounded pretty aware of hat you were doing and that it was wrong , you also did it for a very selfish reason
BigmanAltFR: I agree 100% but tbh I didn’t think it would be real just being the... | 3 | 1 | |
1632066229 | 1632109141 | t3_prac9t | t5_2to41 | 520 | CJP_94: TIFU by exposing myself on the driveway
This actually happened Friday night.
I was going fishing Saturday morning and planned to leave early, so was loading the car up the night before.
I got my stuff out of the shed and so I only had to make one trip, put a rucksack on my back and hand something in both ha... | 4 | 130 | |
1632068070 | 1632111950 | t3_praxbr | t5_2to41 | 15 | Whole_Lobster_922: TIFU by charging my water-damaged phone overnight
I dropped my phone in the sink while I was washing dishes .
It was quite an old phone. a Galaxy J3 Emerge.
In retrospect that should have worried me because these type of phones aren't waterproof at all. Much less safe from being submerged in dirty f... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1632069999 | 1632158186 | t3_prbjvd | t5_2to41 | 29 | Simmering_Beagle: TIFU by sleeping over 12 hours, missing my antidepressant dose and having what seems to be withdrawal symptoms
I have treatment resistant depression, boohoo whatever. I take A LOT of medication.
Yesterday, I was sleepy and decided to take a nap whilst on the phone with my girlfriend, very cute I k... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1632070671 | 1632071012 | t3_prbrlz | t5_2to41 | 16 | jussinb: TIFU by leaving a football game early because it was cold and looked like it was over
tl;dr at bottom.
Yesterday, my dad and I decided we wanted to go to a college football game. We recently moved to San Diego, so we wanted to check out our local college team, the San Diego State University Aztecs (SDSU).
We... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1632074700 | 1632194693 | t3_prd1to | t5_2to41 | 449 | brianthomasarghhh: TIFU by trying to get laid but instead initiated a series of events that sent our cat to urgent care
Before I start this story, I have to preface it by saying that I didn't do anything intentional or deliberate to hurt our cat. This was more of a "Butterfly Effect" type scenario. Here we go.
As I'm ... | 5 | 89.8 | |
1632075025 | 1632075519 | t3_prd5m1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to make sure someone weren't actually gonna kill themself
So, yesterday i was talking with someone and asking about how their day was, and she says that her love interest (not partner) didn't pay much attention to her, so I said that maybe he was just busy and that it'll be better tomorrow. Sh... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1632080339 | 1632082401 | t3_preuxl | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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subbieXtrex: Sounds like you are a bit toxic yourself by messing with peoples feelings for a measly $15.
Myfee: Yeah, we don’t know about the ex but this is toxic attitude
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1632079691 | 1632081529 | t3_prenbu | t5_2to41 | 128 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RattyHandwriting: WTF? Your parents massively overreacted there, you’re not responsible for their reactions. Stop feeling bad right now.
Haploid-life: Seriously, that was quite a leap. I'd be annoyed if I were OP.
RattyHandwriting: Ikr? Flaming hell, if my parents called the cops ... | 4 | 32 | |
1632080860 | 1632160214 | t3_prf0sh | t5_2to41 | 240 | Jhalpin23: TIFU by listening to my audiobook too loud
So I’m listening to an audiobook that’s like a treasure hunting story where Nazis are the bad guys (very Indiana Jones but in a present day kind of vibe). And I generally listen to audiobooks pretty loud because it helps me focus better on them especially in the car... | 4 | 60 | |
1632085236 | 1632156566 | t3_prgera | t5_2to41 | 6,393 | Mysterious-Ad-7150: TIFU by masturbating in front of my neighbor
I don't know how to even begin an explanation. But the uh, climax of this story involves me (F-20s) lying on my back under the covers, face twisted into an obvious "O" configuration, kinky lesbian porn playing on my laptop while my neighbor stares at me i... | 14 | 456.642857 | |
1632091700 | 1632091980 | t3_pribyd | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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misfitrune: Man I misread the title and thought you threw your kid overboard. Then as I started reading, and not realizing my mistake, I thought you threw you kid into the Hudson River lmao 🤦♂️
Schmalissa: Lmfao well that certainly puts my actual mistake into perspective
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1632093135 | 1632093262 | t3_priqcx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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nath_: Am I the only one who, by the title, thought you left them out deliberately? Thank God you didn't.
momfoundcontraband: I’m gonna fix that. Lmao cause that’s bad
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1632093462 | 1632094030 | t3_pritig | t5_2to41 | 31 | momfoundcontraband: TIFU by leaving out used condoms by accident that my mom found.
So obligatory this didn’t happen today but rather in February of 2020. This is also a throwaway
It was Valentine’s Day and me and the girl I was dating at the time went to dinner and shopped a little. Then we went back to my house l... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1632097187 | 1632151529 | t3_prjt2v | t5_2to41 | 7,975 | throwaway-tifumom: TIFU by pointing out to my husband that our daughter was in line at the store
Me (40F) and my husband (39M) have a daughter (17F) that he’s a bit strict with. I am more lenient. She has a boyfriend (18M) that she’s been dating for a little over a year. I think they’ve known each other since their fr... | 17 | 469.117647 | |
1632096923 | 1632155697 | t3_prjqj2 | t5_2to41 | 1,081 | AdvancedApartment831: TIFU by I forgot to take tacos and onion out of my backpack for a year and six months and now my bedroom and backpack suck
I write this with the help of google translate, sorry if it is not well understood.
This happened today.
On 2019-2020 every morning my mom gave me onion tacos for lunch in h... | 7 | 154.428571 | |
1632098598 | 1632202932 | t3_prk684 | t5_2to41 | 262 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SketchyMemerYT: Damn dude scooter ankle? Didn't know it was that serious..
zurca: What does that phrase even mean?
BigBadBadness: You ever spun a metal scooter by the handlebars and had it smack into your ankle?
zurca: No I haven't, sounds painful. Is it like having a grocery cart... | 8 | 32.75 | |
1632099219 | 1632100696 | t3_prkbzb | t5_2to41 | 9 | JuicyCiwa: Tifu by using vape juice as eyedrops
*Obligatory this wasn't actually today
TLDR at the bottom.
So when I graduated high school I had a weird living situation. At the place I lived, the backyard was connected to a secluded part of a parking lot so it was commonly a chill spot.
One day we're in my back... | 3 | 3 | |
1632099665 | 1632100174 | t3_prkg8j | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Wifflebatman: Pubic hair is probably the least public hair, ironically.
tohowie: Depends on profession.
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1632106744 | 1632231593 | t3_prma3n | t5_2to41 | 145 | ObjectiveLaw3009: TIFU By my girlfriend finding out I'm not circumcised...
So this happened about 9 years ago, but the memory still lives vividly in my mind. I had been dating my now wife for about 2 years and had a healthy sex life and relationship. We ended up going to my Mom's house for dinner one night, and the sub... | 10 | 14.5 | |
1632106910 | 1632107278 | t3_prmbpk | t5_2to41 | 5 | ezcy_: TIFU by being very disappointed because I got i toothbrush as a birthday gift
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rabbidrascal: Don't be too hard on yourself. It will be ok. Your mom will love you even though you didn't like the present.
I would have been disappointed in that present too.
Hang in there, better times are ahead.
ezcy_: Th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1632108289 | 1632108862 | t3_prmo63 | t5_2to41 | 58 | NigerianSicilian: TIFU by dancing with an old man
This happened literally 2 hours ago.
I (23m) was at a friend's wedding and was dancing with my wife when my favorite wedding song "Fireball" came on. I was extremely happy as I requested the song to be played. I was boogeying down and getting saucey when I spotted... ... | 3 | 19.333333 |
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