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theiceboy99: Wait, you guys went to his house when he was sick with covid?
MichaelMauriceA: Asking the real questions
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Dark_Grizzley: Today I learned that there is a California reaper.
Edit: their… there
SkeishDaLain: Please do not try that. It's not worth it. Like, for real.
Dark_Grizzley: I mean I love Carolina Reapers, been eating them for years. Going to order some of these to compare
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1633803248 | 1633845536 | t3_q4qrab | t5_2to41 | 249 | reditm8: TIFU: by releasing in my underwear and leaving them in a hotel bathroom.
On mobile (and a terrible one at that)
This actually happened 4 days ago.
I feel I should premise this by saying I have not had sex in over 3 years and neither had she. (We both have our reasons)
I met a women on tinder, I will call he... | 6 | 41.5 | |
1633805087 | 1633810797 | t3_q4rc6f | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU and told my friend I had a wet dream and left my underwear in his closet
I was sleeping over at a friend’s house and got the urge to masturbate, I didn’t wanna be weird about it and decided to do it in his closet. I quietly opened the door and went in, I lay down on the floor and started beating it. I w... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1633807098 | 1633817474 | t3_q4s00c | t5_2to41 | 63 | Marvinator2003: TIFU: Forgot to get to a safe spot and nearly kill myself.
I have been working with axes and felling trees since I was a kid. Fast forward. My wife and I (68) purchased a house in 2019 with a very nice little forest. In the forest is a tree leaning that is dead. I knew I needed to get this thing down, b... | 9 | 7 | |
1633807343 | 1633814081 | t3_q4s2qs | t5_2to41 | 36 | D-_K: TIFU: by Making my Son Cry...
2 years ago I was showing my son the Naruto anime series. I kept joking and telling him I had a secret power called the sharingan that some of the characters also had from the anime.
The sharingan is a power that makes your eye turn red with a certain design based off of the leve... | 3 | 12 | |
1633802658 | 1633836841 | t3_q4qk7r | t5_2to41 | 84 | SkeishDaLain: TIFU by eating two full Carolina Reapers while home alone in a foreign country
So, this actually happened back in 2019 but after reading another TIFU of a Carolina Reapers Jerky, I had flashbacks to that unfortunate night.
I was on an exchange program in Australia just before the pandemic started. Duri... | 7 | 12 | |
1633810829 | 1634517359 | t3_q4t781 | t5_2to41 | 607 | trdsport337: TIFU by calling a walker like new at a garage sale
Today was a big city wide garage sale. A ton of sales in a small area.
Anyway, my mom had been telling me keep an eye out for a walker for my grandparents. She said they’d like one that folds and has a seat.
Well, I found a nice one this morning. ... | 10 | 60.7 | |
1633813400 | 1633832523 | t3_q4u05g | t5_2to41 | 1,190 | BeaEffigy: TIFU by handing the "Hello Fresh " guy my phone.
So this was actually a while ago. This guy turns up at my door trying to get me to sign up to Hello Fresh which, for those who don't know is one of those services that delivers a bunch of fresh ingredients along with recipe cards to make healthy meals to you... | 7 | 170 | |
1633808276 | 1634180733 | t3_q4sdgu | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ancient_Educator_76: TIFU by elbowing another player
Elbowing is a "Basketball Move"? Sure thing, REF...
Back in the early 2000's was an interesting, horrible, productive, weird time for me. I just got out of the military and lost my wife to boot, and decided I needed to go to college to get a teaching degree. I was ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1633815907 | 1633843357 | t3_q4urp5 | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU by tying myself up to a pole in the basement
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Mysterious_Nature193: Today I learned that there's such a thing as a timed handcuff.
Pdx_blacky: It's not a handcuff
Basically it's 2 metal bracelets connected to each other with a short chain, and in the middle of the chain is a timed lock, you ca... | 7 | 13.428571 | |
1633816296 | 1633870439 | t3_q4uvy7 | t5_2to41 | 912 | SiraxtaM: TIFU by throwing myself on the ground to get out of a tinder date with a creep
*my first post here, I hope it's gonna be ok*
So this just happened a couple of hours ago. I [24F] came back home for the weekend, to spend some time with my family and see a couple of friends. Been talking to this guy [24] for t... | 7 | 130.285714 | |
1633818450 | 1633832998 | t3_q4vjji | t5_2to41 | 334 | Intelligent_Cut_5327: TIFU by sending a screenshot of my COVID results to everyone
About a week ago I was very sick, headache, sore throat, felt fatigued, slight cough, wasn’t fun. I decided to get tested for COVID just to be safe, though I was sure it was just a cold. I finally got the email today with my results and ... | 4 | 83.5 | |
1633817456 | 1633821111 | t3_q4v8vw | t5_2to41 | 9 | gloryhamsmell: TIFU well Today I remembered a FU
I (m) used to deliver groceries as a member of a well known store. You shop then we will bring it home for you, it was before any Apps had taken off. We had a delivery team to organize, schedule and bag items accordingly so they wouldn't spoil before they were delivered... | 3 | 3 | |
1633824072 | 1633827060 | t3_q4x3wl | t5_2to41 | 56 | Cable_Minimum: TIFU by bringing a screwdriver that looked like a grenade.. to school.
This actually happened Monday. And yes, I know I'm a dumbass.
I'm a junior in high school, and I like finding weird crap. I was bored last weekend and was scrolling through random lists of stuff when I found it - a screwdriver kit th... | 9 | 6.222222 | |
1633828080 | 1633860357 | t3_q4y4u1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Wisdomle55: TIFU by possibly trying to kiss a friend while we were both asleep
Hi. I'm on a travelling trip, and I'm currently sharing a room with a long time friend. It's a person I care about a lot.
A couple of nights ago we were talking about why the two of us would not make a good couple.
Tonight I added another ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1633829848 | 1633895746 | t3_q4ykfi | t5_2to41 | 51 | Amemeda: TIFU by giving my kitten benadryl
TIFU by giving my 7 month old kitten a tiny piece of benadryl to help him calm down from being neutered.
A few days ago my kitten got the big snip. He's been walking around the house with the cone of shame. He learned that he can scoot his butt on the ground to get some relie... | 9 | 5.666667 | |
1633832463 | 1633849617 | t3_q4z86r | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CryptoBlip: Start reciprocating the treatment. Maybe try and start a policy of everyone rinsing food off as soon as they're done with each dish and putting them directly in the dishwasher. If the dishes are already being piled up, might as well be piled up in the optimal position ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1633830223 | 1633846101 | t3_q4ynym | t5_2to41 | 20 | Biannual_salamander: TIFU by going on a walk
This happened on thursday actually, but im still feeling the effects of this fuck up as i type this up.
anyways, wednesday nights i have a college night class that we have to wear a uniform for. grey polo and navy ems pants. it looks pretty crisp and i was pretty excited to... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1633835922 | 1633885862 | t3_q502sd | t5_2to41 | 57,886 | twisted34: TIFU by having sex with my wife
So my wife is pregnant with our first child and we are about 3 weeks away from the due date. Been a while since we've gotten tangled up in the sheets, so we decided to give it a go. Things go great, but 30 minutes later my wife thinks she peed herself, so she gets up, goes ove... | 13 | 4,452.769231 | |
1633840446 | 1633843077 | t3_q515k5 | t5_2to41 | 21 | tenfer: TIFU by cleaning my car
So uh.. yeah.. I still don't even know entirely how badly I fucked up. This JUST happened, but I assume it's bad.
Okay, so this morning I decided I was going to clean my car, like really deep clean it! I'm talking vacuuming, shampooing seats and floors, detail cleaning the dash, power... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1633844379 | 1633847116 | t3_q520am | t5_2to41 | 14 | MojaveThrowaway: TIFU by Getting to Stoned to Hear
I [29M] went out to dinner with my parents tonight after smoking a little bit (read: a lot) of pot to try and relax for the day. After we were seated, this stunning woman was sat directly behind my parents, in my line of sight. After a few more minutes her friends arri... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1633848153 | 1633850021 | t3_q52sfb | t5_2to41 | 110 | MaEyeMe6042: TIFU by letting my client get groped
My job is care support for people with disabilities. Today my client wanted to go to a dancing party and so since I was schedule I was told yo take her. We went but she didn’t want me as a partner so she picked some random dude. They dance and they get friendly. I conti... | 5 | 22 | |
1633853134 | 1633926018 | t3_q53sic | t5_2to41 | 1,998 | someabsoloutetwat: TIFU By accidentally using a slur for over a decade
Throwaway because I don't particularly want this linked to my main reddit account.
So, perhaps not a TIFU but Today I realised I fucked up.
When I was a little kid, maybe 7 years old, I spent a lot of time with my WW2 vet great grandpa. He served ... | 9 | 222 | |
1633853576 | 1633878384 | t3_q53vky | t5_2to41 | 30 | InevitableFall555: TIFU at the airport
My wife, our little 20 month old daughter and I were scheduled to fly from Düsseldorf to Palma de Mallorca yesterday. Our first real plane trip as a family, much anticipated. Get some sun before the dark days set in, you know.
It was the beginning of the autumn school holidays,... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1633860336 | 1633987736 | t3_q558ld | t5_2to41 | 8,486 | ulfr: TIFU by following my female friend's instructions to slap her across the face
Before I begin I would like to say that violence and women don't mix, ever.
With that out of the way, I've been friends with this particular girl for a very long time, I want to say more than a decade? We're very much platonic friends ... | 15 | 565.733333 | |
1633861590 | 1633926026 | t3_q55huw | t5_2to41 | 9,436 | No-Entertainer-9288: TIFU by not knowing the shoe size of my s*x doll
A few months ago me and my girlfriend bought one of those high quality/high price real sex dolls. They are made with a steel skeletton and soft tissue overneath (silicone or TPE). The TPE is really sensitive, though, so you are supposed to store the ... | 12 | 786.333333 | |
1633864444 | 1633874662 | t3_q563mw | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU: by making a stoner-like comment in front of my Manager, Senior Manager, & Assistant GM
I would like to start off with that my company has an HR policy that "randomly" drug tests employees if there is reasonable suspicion. To top it off, it's not just a urine test, it's a hair test. You could be mon... | 6 | 7.5 | |
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No-Entertainer-9288: That's a totaly normal thing to think and say. She really has no business to be upset at this point. Would be different if you were going to pressure her into continuing or if you repeated that multiple times to make her feel bad. But saying it once in such a ... | 4 | 3 | |
1633867524 | 1633894470 | t3_q56s1r | t5_2to41 | 14 | Bookkeeper69420: Tifu by taking a package to the post office for my mom
So as an avid smoker of marijuana I frequently smell rather strongly of smoke, this is usually not a problem for me. That is of course until I took a package labeled for Canada to my post office in Wv, America and was told rather sternly that ther... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1633870825 | 1633916131 | t3_q57ll2 | t5_2to41 | 1,379 | iodine_prox: TIFU by using the wrong Sex Toy
So, I'm a simple guy. I like my private time when I can get it. Nothing better then pleasing yourself while the misses won't, which is okay!
As much as i like using just my hand, some men like me also like it in the $#@. I was looking online for some new toys... I found a ... | 8 | 172.375 | |
1633871536 | 1633968232 | t3_q57sfa | t5_2to41 | 249 | WildZero138: TIFU and my neighbor saw more than I would have liked
I (40m) just wanted to get a little sun and make my tan lines look a little less obvious on my legs. I got a bit of a burn wearing longer shorts and I can't wear shorter length shorts without looking silly.
I pulled my lounge chair out of my garage thi... | 6 | 41.5 | |
1633874466 | 1633888018 | t3_q58lep | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: You’re tapped bro but my advice would be to bleach everything, let the bleach sit for 30 mins, then wash the bleach off with water / a damp cloth. Bleach kills pretty much everything so the smell should go. Also put bleach down the plug hole obv.
But even after doing t... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1633873814 | 1633889879 | t3_q58egn | t5_2to41 | 180 | abcdea9: TIFU By Getting An Officer To Check Out I Wasn't Trying To Self-Harm at my home
I (21) was working as a remote Helpdesk too much work too little payment , so I was looking for a better job and I found one.
I quit my job on last Thursday and gave myself a long weekend.
While bored watching tv and doing nothin... | 8 | 22.5 | |
1633873977 | 1633882613 | t3_q58g57 | t5_2to41 | 1 | Woastanovkize: TIFU by getting caught climbing the exit to the largest convention center in NYC
This happened exactly 1 year ago. On the north side of 34th street between 11th and 12th avenue is where the exit to the Javits center is. A few years ago a taller gate was installed to prevent people from climbing over it. ... | 7 | 0.142857 | |
1633876570 | 1633977423 | t3_q597z9 | t5_2to41 | 329 | Teodorp99: TIFU by bricking a friends laptop
So this just happened and i'm thinking of how i can sort it out.
A friend came by earlier because he was having issues with getting into the uni website as well as many others. It kept saying the security certificate had expired. My theory on this was that it was happeni... | 11 | 29.909091 | |
1633879810 | 1633884409 | t3_q5a88m | t5_2to41 | 26 | CopsaLau: TIFU by getting my dad maced on his vacation
Sooooo a week or two ago now, my dear old dad came to visit me in Vancouver. Late 50s, wanted to be covid safe so we mostly went walking. First day, we went to walk the seawall, very nice. Next day, grouse mountain. Last day, Chinatown. He wasn’t wanting to go int... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1633884131 | 1633892361 | t3_q5bn29 | t5_2to41 | 529 | fettdurchessen: TIFU by being annoyed by a fly and ending up in the hospital
guys I know that im the idiot in that story but im still amazed about how i fucked up this hard...
Yesterday I was laying in bed when one of those small flies decided to fly directly into my ear. Without hesitation I slapped myself so hard th... | 10 | 52.9 | |
1633882554 | 1633963509 | t3_q5b48a | t5_2to41 | 63 | MrDreamThief: TIFU by letting my pets watch videos of rain forest animals
After church this morning, and before the football games, I thought I’d be kind to my animals and let them watch videos on the big 55” TV in my bedroom while I cleaned house. It’d keep them from being underfoot and tracking their paw prints onto ... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1633888789 | 1633901845 | t3_q5d4vq | t5_2to41 | 14 | geedaang: TIFU by crashing my bicycle
Okay, so it wasn't today, but I was told I should post my story here. Copy/pasted from another thread
Few years ago I was drinking and riding my bicycle home, got the speed wobbles and flipped my bike going downhill at about 30mph. Got a broken sternum, bruised lung, intestinal t... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1633889279 | 1633892162 | t3_q5dawl | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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christopherq398: What does 20F, MtF mean
Ancient_Consequence: Female, male to female. I'm trans, put it there to explain why I have a dick
christopherq398: Makes sense
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1633889986 | 1633894059 | t3_q5divy | t5_2to41 | 13 | apaulo_18: TIFU Rolled my ankle for a strawberry refresher w/ lemonade
On Friday I was hanging out a friend. He was tired from work so I left around 9:30pm. On my way home I decided a strawberry açaís refresher with lemonade sounded good, and there’s a Starbucks super close to the freeway on ramp.
Did I need this sug... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1633890513 | 1633895616 | t3_q5dp2f | t5_2to41 | 14 | MooMoohead699: TIFU by drunk texting my childhood crush
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perfect_fitz: Why is this posted once a week?
the_ringmasta: Thought I read this last week
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davidg4781: I’d say let it go and move on. It’s always going to be a cloud over the relationship.
But really, you sound like you had concerns with him at the beginning. You had fun (hopefully) and helped make the decision to stay dating him or not.
Chill_Out_Baby: Happy cake day... | 4 | 1 | |
1633895215 | 1633978686 | t3_q5f2bg | t5_2to41 | 114 | SCATOL92: Or break both your arms
bald_lemonade: I am ashamed that I do understand both these comments😂
rachelracecar: I know the broken arms one but uhh.. morbid curiosity, what's the stuck story?
ANTHONY__FANTANO: What's the broken arm one?
jejenb: keep on being innocent
ANTHONY__FANTANO: It's too late for that
jeje... | 7 | 16.285714 | |
1633897363 | 1633935781 | t3_q5fxpg | t5_2to41 | 10 | merganzer: TIFU by taking too much delta-8 THC
This actually happened yesterday, but I'm still feeling the effects 25 hours later.
So, I enjoy mind-altering substances, but I'm too risk-adverse to ever acquire or try anything illegal. My brother knows this and suggested I look for delta-8 gummies, that it was pretty c... | 5 | 2 | |
1633897167 | 1633901978 | t3_q5fvhr | t5_2to41 | 349 | echolenka: TIFU by getting a new tattoo that looks like a ball sack.
Yesterday I got a skull in a heart tattooed on my wrist, thought it looked pretty cool and went away chuffed as fuck with it. Put my hoodey on today then while I was driving I notice the top part of the heart where it makes a M shape sticking out from... | 5 | 69.8 | |
1633901467 | 1633918344 | t3_q5h8xa | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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depression-reserve: I’m sorry but you……. You nutted in your own mouth? Hwhy? Why would you do that? And why weren’t you using a condom my dude??? Unsafe, and also everyone telling you to tell her the truth really needs to consider what you can say about where the cum went that isn... | 6 | 17 | |
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Hiding_From_Stupid: Google the push pull effect.
100% it works (based on my experience anyways)
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End of the day why dont you front up and have that conversation with her.
Then you know if your wasting your time or not.
clannadim: Yeah, that's what I plan to do. T... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1633902591 | 1637483728 | t3_q5hl12 | t5_2to41 | 491 | ourmanflint1: TIFU by crashing a private party at the home of Vogue editor Anna Wintour (The thinly veiled villainess in The Devil Wears Prada)
About 25 years ago I was in New York on business. I am friends with Ziggy, a writer/editor who I would see for dinner and drinks when I was in town, usually it was at whatever... | 5 | 98.2 | |
1633904250 | 1633996002 | t3_q5i3gk | t5_2to41 | 13,455 | kokichann: TIFU by applying mentholatum instead of vaseline on my boyfriend’s anus
So two days ago my boyfriend got real hungry at 4am and decided to eat spicy ramen (yes the one from spicy noodle challenge). I advised him against it but he thoroughly enjoyed it so I let it go.
Yesterday morning he had a raging urge ... | 15 | 897 | |
1633904498 | 1633985527 | t3_q5i5ym | t5_2to41 | 1,744 | wiggle-le-air: TIFU: My anti-vax mom found out that I am vaccinated for covid.
Obligatory, this happened a couple days ago.
I (19M) am in college away from home and I decided to get vaccinated. My mom is borderline hardcore anti-vax and I just figured it would be better for her not to know about me being vaccinated. S... | 11 | 158.545455 | |
1633905959 | 1633912460 | t3_q5ilvf | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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hiphopkangarooo: I’m sorry to hear that you threw up.
I found that once I started intermittent fasting and made a conscious effort to make/eat home cooked meals, when I did eat fast food, it just didn’t taste the same anymore. And I was the person who ate fast food at least 2-... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1633907158 | 1633911976 | t3_q5iyfg | t5_2to41 | 173 | Jaenus_: TIFU by being an immature slob and losing out on 11k for me and my brother each
So this story needs a bit of explanation and it happened over this past weekend.
So I have been staying with my grandparents for the past weekend, mostly because I had to talk with them about why I dropped out of Uni to pursue oth... | 4 | 43.25 | |
1633907014 | 1633909501 | t3_q5iww3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | KaiJonez: TIFU by telling my brother is first call would suck.
I've worked shitty call center jobs, but I was good at them. Anyway, my brother recently started training for a call center job as well.
When I was at the call centers I would tell the newbies to not sweat it, cause everyone's first call sucks, and I would... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1633909832 | 1634006154 | t3_q5jp2p | t5_2to41 | 14 | Dischord821: TIFU by doing a 24 hour livestream without audio
So I stream in my free time, and would love to make it more than a hobby (not a promo, don't worry). I took a few days off because of 2 new games that just came out. I chose to do a 24 hour livestream since for the each, which would get me enough content for... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1633912484 | 1633926359 | t3_q5kev1 | t5_2to41 | 27 | iamanidiotprobably: TIFU By Not Asking A Girl For Her Number
So I either totally fucked up or this was all a coincidence.
I was thrifting at Goodwill today and there was this really really cute girl. Like really pretty. Had me starstruck. We make eye contact twice throughout the store as we're shopping. Thankfully,... | 4 | 6.75 | |
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Lurkerphobia: She was fooling around with one guy and the others joined in ? And she didn't say no?
If that's what she's into then she can live her life how she wants but don't let her pretend she had no responsibility for what happened unless she wants to press rape charges aga... | 4 | 4 | |
1633920189 | 1633921413 | t3_q5mhdw | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DMoDooM: Okay, bad experience but uhh. Next time, try soy candles, or paraffin wax candles. Traditional candles get way too hot and can cause (as you learned) very bad experiences. But wax play can be very fun, if you research it first.
This has been my kink talk. Thank you.
dig... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1633923447 | 1634006497 | t3_q5ncxc | t5_2to41 | 486 | ag18078: TIFU by licking my boyfriends head while nude
So my boyfriend and I have been living together for a few months now, so it’s a little weird to get used to each other, and one day I licked him on the forehead. He always laughs it off and we find it funny. It’s a great way to break the silence and open up convers... | 6 | 81 | |
1633928866 | 1633953891 | t3_q5oq7n | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my vibrator in bed for my 7 year old daughter and mom to find
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Lousy_Professor: Meh. Your mom probably owns one and you can explain to your daughter when the time is appropriate, what it really is. Don't be so hard on yourself or sex-negative. It's just a piece of plastic.
Fantastic... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1633928955 | 1634007299 | t3_q5oqyw | t5_2to41 | 54 | Mr_Blazem: TIFU by accidentally highfiving someone
So this TIFU happened about 6 months ago
My wife and I have a daily routine. We wake up send our daughter to school, head to the gym with our 2 younger kids, and workout while they play in child watch.
We work out at the ymca so early morning during the week its usua... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1633931213 | 1633988743 | t3_q5p9rw | t5_2to41 | 109 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching myself during class
Obligatory preliminaries. Obviously an alt account which I pulled out of my ass because I just had to get this embarrassment off my chest -- and can't afford to do it with any one I know in real life, so that's that.
Moving on....I fucked up today.
So I (17f) get off by... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1633932497 | 1633992506 | t3_q5pkjm | t5_2to41 | 62,954 | OnwardTogether83: TIFU by introducing my widower dad to my husband's single mom.
(Obligatory "didn't happen today.")
My husband and I have been married for 5 and a half years now. My husband was raised by a single mom, and my mom passed when I was 16, so each of us only had one parent at the wedding.
Our parents met ... | 12 | 5,246.166667 | |
1633932606 | 1634049744 | t3_q5plhn | t5_2to41 | 10 | CrayolaPasta: TIFU by trying to be physically affectionate with my close friend and not reading the situation.
So for context a couple months ago I (M 27) was talking to a close friend of mine (F 26) from uni and essentially she said she was hiding a secret from me. Out of curiosity I asked her about it and she says sh... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1633932258 | 1633983006 | t3_q5pims | t5_2to41 | 9 | AshenBlazen: TIFU by causing a woman to fall in my store
Hello all, long time lurker, first time poster, on mobile, and I want five bucks from every single one of you. So, story begins by me working my normal shift escaping the Texas heat; I work as a grocery associate at a large scale grocery store chain so one of the... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1633933613 | 1633937806 | t3_q5ptit | t5_2to41 | 15 | BunHein: TIFU by giving my daughter the wrong type of bunny rabbit for Easter.
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VintageCustard: Yeah...yeah, that wasn't a good decision at all.
SaintlyTrap: Yeah.... yeah. You actually thought this was real?
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1633935357 | 1634069642 | t3_q5q7gm | t5_2to41 | 278 | MeisMagiic: TIFU by thinking my video had rendered properly
Today I finally finished string together around two years of clips of me and my friends playing games together and I rendered and uploaded to YouTube. After it finished rendering I started it’s upload and deleted the old clips to save some space as it was over... | 9 | 30.888889 | |
1633944553 | 1633948899 | t3_q5s3b5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing my pornhub endeavors with my family (NSFW)
Today I fucked up by sharing my porn with my family. This did actually happen today (yay). Title sounds as bad as it was basically.
This story includes me my mum my dad and my cat I guess. For context:
So I just got home from my boyfriends house be... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1633945555 | 1633946583 | t3_q5sbdu | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Intelligent_Quote_55: Why didn’t you just text “sorry, wrong chat” and that’s it?
TheGreatGODLY: I did message one of the teacher whom I know personally and said that it was a mistake.
But I was embarrassed to the point that I couldnt stay in the group.
Intelligent_Quote_55: But ... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1633948835 | 1633980483 | t3_q5t3hr | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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squirrelybitch: I used to have this problem, but after I get out of the shower I used a couple of cotton balls , and I soak them in rubbing alcohol. I then give the newly shaved area a once over with that. I’m not going to lie. It stings like hell, but it kills the bacteria that c... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1633951222 | 1634036694 | t3_q5too9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my dick to hundred of people while at a children’s soccer match
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didintneednoschol: Lol but its just a dick...who cares?
Petrifyedlamp: I’m sure a few of the innocent highway goers were forever scared
Checkmate1win: Scared or scarred?
You might have ruined some poor blokes sex lif... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1633953647 | 1634044434 | t3_q5ubdl | t5_2to41 | 139 | minecraft_fan02: TIFU By telling a girl my true feelings.
I (M20) lived in Mississippi 4 years ago. My family lived around the corner with this girl the same age. I immediately fell head over heels for her. She had everything I wanted, she was cute she was nice I loved everything about her. We quickly became friends bu... | 9 | 15.444444 | |
1633954735 | 1634006524 | t3_q5ulyc | t5_2to41 | 133 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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EworRehpotsirhc: Here are my Five signs of a bad relationship:
1) You want someone who doesn’t want you.
2) You don’t want someone who wants you.
3) You are romantically involved with someone who is bad for you.
4) You are romantically involved with someone who has more problem... | 6 | 22.166667 | |
1633956147 | 1633957178 | t3_q5uzpl | t5_2to41 | 27 | RagdollDF: TIFU: my ADHD almost caused a evacuation of a service center in a German railway station
Hi all, this is my first time writing here so bear with me. Also, this is a major fuck up and happened only one hour ago.
So, this weekend, I was in Munich, Germany to meet up with a girl I have been talking with since ... | 3 | 9 | |
1633960892 | 1634290860 | t3_q5wihn | t5_2to41 | 51 | telestrial: TIFU by trying to re-enter the dating scene.
I would like to give you a gift today. Let’s start your week right by listening to the tale of a Tinder swipe gone wrong. Anything you do this week will be better than what I just recently did. I’ve got you covered. A small bit of context: over the last year and ... | 3 | 17 | |
1633961731 | 1634101868 | t3_q5wspo | t5_2to41 | 18,089 | fetisheila: TIFU by finding videos of my bf having sex with his ex
As the title states, I found old homemade/amateur videos of my bf having sex with his ex. To get this out of the way ahead of everyone’s judgements, I wasn’t snooping. I just so happened to stumble upon them on his computer while looking for a doc to se... | 13 | 1,391.461538 | |
1633962200 | 1633963140 | t3_q5wyh5 | t5_2to41 | 49 | EvenMoreSilentSiren: TIFU by running myself over. Not click bait.
So today I fucked up attempting to throw trash in our complex's dumpster. My old work truck had had a few instances where the gear shifted by itself (park to reverse, drive to neutral) so when I pulled up to the dumpster and threw the truck into park (ac... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1633965092 | 1634005704 | t3_q5xz7z | t5_2to41 | 59 | Throwaccxd: TIFU by sexually texting my girlfriend
So this happened a few days ago I text my girlfriend a lot and sometimes I get pretty horny and then say lots of sexual things coming from my heart. Anyway, so at some point I was saying what I wanted to do to her, not going to put details, and then she kinda agreed an... | 8 | 7.375 | |
1633971093 | 1634129939 | t3_q6062q | t5_2to41 | 74 | yummm24: TIFU by having cybersex
Obligatory happened last night. So I 28 m joined tinder in hope of finding somebody. I matched with a beautiful girl. We start talking asks if I have Instagram. I say yes and we follow each other. During our dms she ask if I have a line account.
First red flag 🚩. I ignore my gut inst... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1633972780 | 1634056167 | t3_q60sj2 | t5_2to41 | 160 | iluvcats99722: TIFU by doing the deed, giving my cat a surprise you and me a surprise trip to the doctor
Edit: title is misspelled, meant to say "toy" not "you "
On mobile, not today but still feeling the pain, this all happened yesterday, grammar mistakes can be blamed on me because I live in the US of a. Throwaway ... | 9 | 17.777778 | |
1633974138 | 1633997619 | t3_q61a44 | t5_2to41 | 3,766 | oiyc: TIFU by accidentally telling my hard of hearing student to take out her “airpod”
I’ve been teaching at a high school for a few years and I’ve never had a student that requires a hearing aid until this year. I have many students that don’t really care about class so they like to put in their airpods while I’m tea... | 9 | 418.444444 | |
1633975674 | 1633976169 | t3_q61umu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SHA512_No256: I was today years old when I found out what 🤟 means.
hereforthehottakes: Are you three?
MagicTriton: I didn’t kno that either
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1633977771 | 1633991636 | t3_q62m3h | t5_2to41 | 6 | HouseFanatic64: TIFU by sending a NSFW message to my BFF at work
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spotorious: What in gods name is gender queer? You are a gender and queer? Like gay queer or what.
HouseFanatic64: Genderqueer is under the umbrella of non-binary. It means that I can present myself in style lots of different ways, on either en... | 3 | 2 | |
1633980864 | 1633989329 | t3_q63sc3 | t5_2to41 | 279 | GildedThief: TIFU by sending my dad hentai
Ight Ight Ight, here me out. You might be asking how did u/GildedThief send hentai to his father, to answer that question please strap yourselfs in for a short but hilarious roller coaster.
It started about lunch when I was engaged with shenanigans in the group chat, which wa... | 4 | 69.75 | |
1633981347 | 1634015315 | t3_q63yq7 | t5_2to41 | 1,028 | lorarc: TIFU by trying to prank two hitchhikers
Of course it didn't happen today. I was travelling and saw a pair of young metalheads on the side of the road trying to grab a ride, it looked like they weren't very lucky and although I cut my long hair years earlier I still like metal so I stopped near them. But do I te... | 7 | 146.857143 | |
1633984443 | 1634073349 | t3_q653tm | t5_2to41 | 12,896 | Adhara27: TIFU by petting a customer's dog.
This happened today. This happened hours ago and I am still not okay.
I work at a big box hardware store. One of my favorite parts about this job is that we allow pets. I've met everything from snakes to ferrets, from baby pigs to a cockatoo. Of course, the most popular pets... | 12 | 1,074.666667 | |
1633984871 | 1633985285 | t3_q659a5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | XxFireflyxxX: TIFU by accidentally peeing all over my socks and shoes
Obligatory this was not today.
So, basically, I was at McDonald’s with my mom (I wanted fries), and we decided to go in instead of using the drive-through because I had to use the bathroom really bad. Bad enough that it couldn’t wait until I got home... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1633985317 | 1634017662 | t3_q65f0w | t5_2to41 | 1,425 | LilithNoctis: TIFU by popping a zit
Today I fucked up by popping a zit.
Okay it was four days ago.
I had a painful zit on my chin that was white and ripe for a pop. So I did. And it hurt really bad. But if only that was the end of the gross story.
After it popped a little blood came out, which is fine with me beca... | 9 | 158.333333 | |
1633985787 | 1634007266 | t3_q65l2a | t5_2to41 | 1,883 | Meganja23: TIFU **TMNFU (Time My Neighbor F*ed Up) by outing a serial killer before calling the police
The title is pretty explainable to the whole situation.
The details were that my family (gay moms and a brother, I was 9-10 at the time, female) moved out of a trailer park to a subdivision in another town. We upg... | 10 | 188.3 | |
1633991725 | 1634063370 | t3_q67o7l | t5_2to41 | 39 | Wasiktir: TIFU by letting my legs fall asleep on the toilet.
Today began like any other week day for a work from home software developer like me - I stagger to my office (my legs aching from yesterday's heavy squat workout) get my computer on at 9 and stand up (morning meeting) at 9.30. By the time I was half way throu... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1633994958 | 1634040793 | t3_q68q1h | t5_2to41 | 817 | Massive-Hair4025: TIFU by sleeping with my roommate
This didn't happen today, but is still very recent. This fuck up is multilayered. So, I am in a shared university house with two roommates (male and female, I am a female myself). My male roommate and I have been living in the house alone for a few weeks. Its hardly s... | 7 | 116.714286 | |
1634001148 | 1634002442 | t3_q6amey | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Budmanes: Don’t give up, see where it goes.
Minute-Particular886: I don’t think there’s a point really. He’s going on a date sometime next week.
WhatTheFluxSay: I think you're right. They tell you to see where it goes but you're here because of where it has gone. Of course, they d... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1634001663 | 1634013529 | t3_q6arwj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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pauldeanbumgarner: You should have limited your actions to defense but I can feel where you were coming from. Next time throw water on the fire instead.
Edited typos.
NormalGachaGuy: I think you miss spelled some of your comment. But I still get what you are trying to say I should... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1634001815 | 1634002374 | t3_q6atia | t5_2to41 | 19 | trash_bin_84: TIFU by getting icecream in the cafeteria
Apologies for formatting, I'm on mobile. This literally JUST happened and I still think I'm flustered. Not a huge fuc kup but I'm still embarrassed.
So tonight I was eating at my uni's cafeteria, like I do every weeknight, and decided I wanted icecream. I get up... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1634003258 | 1634049409 | t3_q6b8jp | t5_2to41 | 13 | MJSchooley: TIFU by buying strong-smelling snackfood
So, this story actually happened over the course of several months, and it's technically my parents who did the FU, but I'm the only member of the family with a Reddit account. As such, it falls to me to tell this story.
Earlier this year, around June, my parents bo... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1634003434 | 1634067711 | t3_q6bafy | t5_2to41 | 12 | RobloxMapMaker: TIFU by punching a girl in the face
So some context is that, there is one guy. Let's call him mark. Is basically the stereotypical douchebag. Like I have seen him take money that just fell out of someone's pocket. Some of his other sins are, turning his phone on during movies, making fun of different... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1634004623 | 1634059655 | t3_q6bnlm | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By being a Furry with a Twitter account.
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i3FrenchToes: Yikes.....I have a confession. Lol I've seen furry "porn" its a bit intriguing....but im not all for dry humping...i like in penetrate, reareanged guts, and receive call backs lol.....yes I would bang a furry js lol
GiveMeAnOnion: Why did ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1634005375 | 1634015270 | t3_q6bvr5 | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Rhemming22: Welp, God forbid you took a nap and slept somewhere else or had bedtime mode. Gotta be ignoring her or cheating, only option lol 🤣
Worldly-Perception-6: yeah i’m quite upset, she can be dramatic but this is almost laughable
[deleted]: I don't envy you! Urgh the drama.... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1634005519 | 1634115171 | t3_q6bxbu | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Kmartomuss: F. Honey please don't do that again lmao
TammyTamm3r21: Woopseess
PleasantMushroom2927: F.
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