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SchnarchendeSchwein: My dog ate my math book once! Tore the paper from the hard back and front and shredded half the pages. I hate math and did then as well.
I yelled, “semi-bad dog! Semi-bad dog!”
Cold_Market_8871: Thank goodness for ebooks and pdfs
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1633375737 | 1633395376 | t3_q1cz9p | t5_2to41 | 56 | steakknively: TIFU by dabbing before going to a concert with my mother
Obligatory this was last night. Also spare me, as this is my first post ever.
Let me start this off with some backstory. My mom (51f) and I(30f) have had a bit of a strained relationship up until the last few years. We’ve put in serious work and ... | 5 | 11.2 | |
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trashcrayon: OP used LUCK. Critical hit!
I'm glad you're okay and you probably won't try it again anyway since it made you so uneasy. Stay safe op!!
oooohyyy1: Thank you for your comment. I definitely won't try it again because even though nothing happened the feeling I had was ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1633380099 | 1633381551 | t3_q1enep | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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iamrealmonkey: Cool imaginary humiliation fantasy bro.
This probably isn’t the right place for you to get your rocks off, though.
Mighty_Mitzy: Second time he posted it today.
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1633380355 | 1634471622 | t3_q1ef2h | t5_2to41 | 8 | Suneater_On_Reddit: The thing is though, I wasn't really upset or unclear when I texted them, I pretty calmly and with full intent just did my best to make them upset with me and then told them I was just doing it for the hell of it. Even now bringing up mental issues I can hardly pinpoint seems like a copout to me, an... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
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BeerdedPickle: This world can be so beautiful, but damn, what lies below the surface sure is dark.
I'm glad nothing ever happened and that you're okay.
FlyinBuddba: its not true nothing ever happened? How the hell is this upvoted. This us child pornography and i cant even imagin... | 6 | 46 | |
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Jeydubz: I know it's sad now, but at least there are decent curved monitors at reasonable prices nowadays for the specs you're likely looking for. At least you "Didn't shoot your eye out"
OceanSause: Yeah at least theyre not too expensive, and it could have gone alot worse but I s... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1633385826 | 1633388005 | t3_q1gs17 | t5_2to41 | 105 | throwaway66674op: TIFU by cleaning my moms litter box
I don’t have cats. I don’t like cats. My mom and her fiancée decided to go on a trip and left me to check in and take care of her pets. This includes Boots, an asshole cat whose sole purpose in life is to make anything he comes in contact with less happy. I’ve never... | 3 | 35 | |
1633385942 | 1633461161 | t3_q1gtf1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Userwithnoface: TIFU by playing with my hotdog in the same room than my new kitten
Well I'm gonna start with a little backstory. I (M 28yo) just moved in with my GF (F 27yo) to our first house. Since we're both young and poor (we just got out of collage) the house is charming but kind of small also since we're still or... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1633387549 | 1633422368 | t3_q1hd0j | t5_2to41 | 41 | Affectionate-Pop-122: TIFU by using my roommate's water flosser as a douche
So my girlfriend and I were drinkig and dedicded to try anal sex. We're both kinda clean freaks so we wanted to make sure that everything was dirtfree. We were in the shower when I realized my roommate, who is gay and openly talks about douchin... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1633388373 | 1633388797 | t3_q1hmcz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Johnnnythehobo: I saw you post this last week. Did you get back into the hotel?
Newaccount232232: Not yet. Soon I hope
Johnnnythehobo: I’m rooting for ya
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1633389331 | 1633389460 | t3_q1hxfk | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Wondamike7: So, uh...what subs?
ssjhook: YoungGirlsGoneWild :o
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1633380393 | 1633401942 | t3_q1ergy | t5_2to41 | 35 | PunkDevil666: TIFU by misinterpreting a question
English is not my first language, so sorry for any grammar mistakes and this interaction will be translated, so some things may sound kind of weird lol
Anyway, today I went to get vaccinated (COVID), but I'm underage, which meant my mom had to come with me and kind of d... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1633389167 | 1633431257 | t3_q1hvlj | t5_2to41 | 86 | loveissuicide: TIFU by believing my so called friend and giving him $5000
Before you respond, YES I know I should have done things differently. That is not the point of this post. What's done is done. I am just looking for anyone that might have gone through a similar situation.
A little background on my relations... | 6 | 14.333333 | |
1633390300 | 1633463073 | t3_q1i88f | t5_2to41 | 1,414 | OldWhatzHerFace: TIFU by telling my puppy I love her while in bed with my boyfriend
TIFU. I woke up in bed with my boyfriend because my 7 month old puppy was beside the bed and whining for attention. Mind you, the relationship is rather new and not too emotionally invested (yet). I turned over and started scratching my... | 10 | 141.4 | |
1633391033 | 1633483957 | t3_q1ig5z | t5_2to41 | 6 | Idiotic_Abomination: TIFU by unleashing a demon
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Nast_Cringe: I thought this was gonna be a fart story
Miles_Saintborough: Or a shit story. It always ends up with an OP using a thesaurus to describe how they took a shit.
Setthegodofchaos: Me too
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1633396299 | 1633409345 | t3_q1k1ot | t5_2to41 | 15 | Bean_Paste: TIFU by eating a couple edibles and hitting myself in the nut.
As the title says, this happened 30 minutes ago before I decided to post this
Its winding late into the evening and what better way to relax then to pop not only one, but two edibles? I decide thats the plan and chow down 2 of those bad boys Ab... | 3 | 5 | |
1633395834 | 1633427549 | t3_q1jwm0 | t5_2to41 | 42 | Local-Giraffe1800: TIFU by leaving my bluetooth on while I took care of business
So my son just had his 5th birthday. One of the gifts we bought him was one of those starry night projector things. It is really cool and he loves it. It also works as a bluetooth speaker and while music plays it works like a strobe light.... | 3 | 14 | |
1633398139 | 1633402879 | t3_q1kl6l | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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superb_shitposter: TIFU by attempting to defraud my girlfriend's employer
jesterjoe2: Not really.. they just wanted reviews anyway they can 😂
Dealio4NY: And now you know why no one trusts car dealerships.
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1633401631 | 1633493212 | t3_q1lm5k | t5_2to41 | 624 | LeviosaPhoenix: TIFU with a Freudian slip
On a call with the world’s oldest coworker, trying to help with some software issues. He’s a lovely guy I’ve known for a few years, several years past retirement, and I’m a woman in my twenties.
I wanted to ask him to share his screen over Teams, simple enough. ‘Could you sha... | 6 | 104 | |
1633407301 | 1633442845 | t3_q1n604 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Rocky-Dale: First time you’ve been fired with a valid reason in five years?
Just like your gun! :-)
But seriously! Just because you have the right to carry a weapon doesn’t mean you have to carry a weapon. What threats did you expect to encounter at your new job? Perhaps there w... | 9 | 0.777778 | |
1633401962 | 1633437338 | t3_q1lphk | t5_2to41 | 8 | kimbish: TIFU by not reading the label
Yesterday I had a long shift as a delivery driver where I knew I wouldnt be getting home until after midnight, so I took my bottle of spirolactone (testosterone blocker for trans folx like me) with me so I didnt miss my evening dose.
This morning, after a small breakfast, I did m... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1633411389 | 1633438709 | t3_q1o5xj | t5_2to41 | 123 | apaulo_18: TIFU in 2019 but found out about the f up today
TIFU sometime in 2019 but only discovered today
At some point in my life I used my cell number for something and the lovely scam caller groups got ahold of it. It got so bad that I was getting I swear at least 10 scam calls a day. So I did the sensible thing a... | 3 | 41 | |
1633415693 | 1633417921 | t3_q1p41s | t5_2to41 | 16 | DibbyDill: TIFU Losing My Vaccination Card And I Desperately Need It
I don't even know how it happened. I had the card in my purse and was looking through the pocket that it was in. I have absolutely no recollection of ever taking out the card, and if I did so it would be in my room somewhere. But it's literally nowher... | 10 | 1.6 | |
1633415861 | 1633477761 | t3_q1p5by | t5_2to41 | 13,725 | Ouxnerous: TIFU by having a wet dream and outing myself to my roomate
Well fuck, this was not the way I wanted to come out.
I guess to preface this, I’m very “non heterosexual”. I found out I wasn’t straight at age 13 and it’s been a slow tumble from there. Besides my amazing talent being able to salivate at the sigh... | 21 | 653.571429 | |
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ErikGoBoom: God I would hate to have you as a kid.
puppyandkitten: Apologies. Autism is a large hindrance on my behaviour but I try to be as kind as possible. I am currently mending my relationship with my dad.
ErikGoBoom: I dont care.
puppyandkitten: Okay.
ErikGoBoom: Cool.
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1633426524 | 1633428671 | t3_q1sxb4 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Jammeedash: Take out your hearing aids before your mum starts to shout.
rangeDSP: Real LPT
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1633432716 | 1633674651 | t3_q1uawl | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Mykey_Mike: Where's the TIFU? I only see "Today I Won At Life because I got rid of some narcissistic A hole from my life." If you think it's bad he left, seriously, just read your post again...slowly until it sets in that your ex was a d*** and fits every stereotype of why guys ar... | 6 | 6 | |
1633436835 | 1633438136 | t3_q1vc5l | t5_2to41 | 44 | miniman420: TIFU by attending a drag show.
So every few weeks my mother goes out with her employees to this very nice restaurant. I was invited, and having not been out in a long time, I said yes.
Fast forward to the trip there, I get sent a menu by my aunt who was also attending and had got there before us. I looked ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1633438431 | 1633453221 | t3_q1vrjs | t5_2to41 | 10 | Professional_Sky5369: TIFU by writing something weird in my english essay
Obligatory this happened a few weeks ago.
So I was chatting with my friend about CoD Warzone, and then he asked me this weird question: Would you have the guts to kill someone. I replied, “yes”. I had really thought about it, but I couldn’t real... | 5 | 2 | |
1633446031 | 1633630843 | t3_q1y2cs | t5_2to41 | 14,151 | Additional-Ad4000: TIFU by telling my wife I support the option of abortion for our possible 3rd child.
Throw away account.
Last night I got a text at work with a picture attached of a pregnancy test with the faintest hint of a second line appearing. For those who don’t know, the second line on this specific test mean... | 26 | 544.269231 | |
1633447148 | 1633457079 | t3_q1yllm | t5_2to41 | 43 | Doomaga: TIFU by paying someone elses petrol for them
So was a few months ago, but seeing another TIFU reminded me of it.
A few months ago I was at a Tesco petrol station here in the UK just grabbing a meal deal for lunch. Was waiting in the queue behind this guy in a yellow Ralph Lauren polo that I had seen earlier g... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1633450271 | 1633723549 | t3_q1zoxd | t5_2to41 | 13 | ThrowRA_8900: TIFU by turning my friend Bi
This actually *is* today (as of writing)
Cast:
Me/Op
Damie (horny bi friend 1)
Daffy (horny Bi friend 2)
Desio (horny STRAIGHT friend)
(Names changed)
So, 2 days ago, I (male) realized I was getting the house to myself for a night. So, I got some delta 8 (where I live: lega... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1633452616 | 1633471103 | t3_q20hl7 | t5_2to41 | 1,869 | IGotWeirdTalents: TIFUpdate by standing a girl up on the first date after confirming it.
Original post - [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q160l5/tifu\_by\_standing\_up\_a\_girl\_on\_the\_first\_date/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/q160l5/tifu_by_standing_up_a_girl_on_the_first_date/)
Original post t... | 5 | 373.8 | |
1633452620 | 1633488540 | t3_q20hnf | t5_2to41 | 883 | Frost_King907: TIFU by eating a single piece of apricot.
Some back story is in order, so here goes. At 41 years of age, geezerdom has started it's initial installation on me in the form of rather annoying acid reflux. Now from time to time, due to irritation of the throat from said reflux, I have an occasional "hard sw... | 5 | 176.6 | |
1633453280 | 1633467128 | t3_q20pvp | t5_2to41 | 263 | PooveyFarmsIntern: TIFU by not realizing how blocking works and became the worst friend ever
This happened a couple of weeks ago.
My best friend of 20 years blew up at me over text a few days before my birthday and called me selfish, despite me giving so much to her over the years. She also unfriended me on Facebook. ... | 5 | 52.6 | |
1633454243 | 1633491404 | t3_q211pi | t5_2to41 | 1 | Forever-Learning-: TIFU buying dregs off rando Street Dealers in Mexíco🪅🪅🪅🪅🪅
So before i get alot of comments saying I'm an idiot for this ill save you the time, I'M A FUCKING IDIOT FOR BUYING "MOLLY" FROM RANDOM STREET DEALERS IN CABO SAN LUCAS MEXICO.
Probably the worst mistake I've ever made while traveling a... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1633456130 | 1633458086 | t3_q21ocq | t5_2to41 | 146 | johnjsmith44: TIFU: Sending a NSFW pic to a female friend on accident
So I have this friend A1 who I started talking last January infrequently. Around this April we became close and started hanging out nearly every week.
Yesterday we hang out like normal and she ends it like “I hope you know we just friends”. I figu... | 8 | 18.25 | |
1633456289 | 1633461256 | t3_q21q9m | t5_2to41 | 26 | lizzerdwizerdgizzerd: TIFU by trying to finally talk to the girl I’ve been crushing only to sound like a babbling idiot.
This happened about an hour ago and I really don’t know how to feel and just need to see what the internet thinks.
So a girl I’ve been seeing at a mutual place we go to almost everyday has caught m... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1633458896 | 1633459197 | t3_q22mhq | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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andrewta: That was a roller coaster ride
Xht5889: Who YOU telling lmfao
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BarryBadgernath1: The thing that struck me the most in this whole story,,,, was the idea of giving someone a blowjob with a flu/cold.... just seems incredibly uncomfortable... good on you ....... sucking it up(pun intended) and taking care of dude .... cheers
42gOldenlover: If yo... | 5 | 33 | |
1633460778 | 1633800229 | t3_q236ev | t5_2to41 | 6,509 | ISmellLikeOranges221: TIFU by overestimating a guy's capacity to take a hint
Hi. I'm bored again so here's another story.
Edit: obligatory happened many ears ago
I had a major crush on this guy from college who joined the same gym as me. I even read up and watched a few cricket matches to strike up conversation(i had... | 10 | 650.9 | |
1633460564 | 1633502364 | t3_q233u3 | t5_2to41 | 32 | ImTheGodOfAdvice: TIFU by shoving pasta in pockets to avoid moms cooking
So the actual incident happened many years ago but just affected me today greatly.
She made leftover pasta and as a former very picky eater, I just couldn’t eat it. Like I gagged when trying to, my brain just refused to eat it. She was furious w... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1633460939 | 1633462192 | t3_q238hv | t5_2to41 | 26 | pokefischhh: TIFU by getting 2 of my friends banned on playstation
First of all I want to make something clear. Neither me or my friends are racist by any means nor do we intend to offend others.
Last weekend I was hanging out with a group of friends in a playstation party. We just finished playing a game so we dec... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1633458513 | 1633522993 | t3_q22huv | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with a baby monitor on while my parents had guests over
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No-Vacation3305: Not Indian, but can still feel your shain. I know that's an Irish name, but to this Polack it means shame & pain. Never want to get caught by the parents, nor the other way around. Hope it blows over.
sa... | 3 | 28 | |
1633463016 | 1633465678 | t3_q23y3k | t5_2to41 | 38 | yournansabricky: TIFU by ruining my relationship
So iv been with my girlfriend 8 months and honestly iv never had a problem with her until last week when I messaged a girl from my past
Honestly I don’t know what came over me or why I did it but I did, I said some disrespectful things about my girlfriend that I honestl... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1633464685 | 1633464995 | t3_q24i5o | t5_2to41 | 8 | vladam97: TIFU by forgeting my dog and almost dislocating my shoulder.
At around 3 pm i took my dog for a walk and went to pick up somethings i needed for lunch. As shops in my country arent pet friendly i tied her up at the designated spot for pups and went in to do the shopping.
As the title suggests, I forgot her. ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1633464789 | 1633474418 | t3_q24jfi | t5_2to41 | 54 | LouMimzy: TIFU by accidentally teaching my kids to swear in Italian
I like to listen to other countries music and I'm learning Italian and love listening to that language. I'll play cool music in the car so my kids get more of a taste of other cultures and I thought I was doing right and being a decent parent. Well th... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1633468825 | 1633498084 | t3_q25w9s | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting wasted at an office party and ruining my career choices
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eezy_eez: Dude, I'm so sorry this happened. Being a health professional in training you probably know, what I'm about to say but this is not an usual reaction to alcohol. Any chance someone messed with your drink? Or maybe you ... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1633468424 | 1633484153 | t3_q25rfo | t5_2to41 | 72 | KaiKat99: TIFU by saying congratulations
So fiance and I were looking at some nice public parks as options for our wedding venue.
A lot of the venues we were at were popular and unsurprisingly most were starting to set up for weddings when we were going to check them out. Again these are public spaces so it wasn't a ... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1633473815 | 1633476103 | t3_q27if9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jellyb0ness: Really long hair like that grosses me out because it’s all fried and wispy at the ends and whenever I see it on someone I, too, want to lop it off to a healthy length but! to each their own. Your coworker didn’t have to come for your throat like that tho.
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1633473176 | 1633475294 | t3_q27bg6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Serpy_Serper_56: TIFU by breaking the school's xylophone
So, today during school, I had band class. I have band in the mornings, at around 8 AM. I play percussion with 5 other people.
We practice on the stage we have in the school for concerts. There's currently practice for a play going on at the same time, so they ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1633475385 | 1633495261 | t3_q27zph | t5_2to41 | 35 | FruitLoopsAreAwesome: TIFU By Pulling A Muscle During Fun Time With My Girlfriend
Just for some clarification, my girlfriend is one hundred percent okay with me sharing this story.
My girlfriend is a widow. I also lost my wife. We bumped into each other, literally when buying food at a supermarket. We get on very wel... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1633476805 | 1633483318 | t3_q28e95 | t5_2to41 | 146 | Sunni-Bunni: TIFU by traumatically injuring my vjay at work
Disclaimer: did not happen today and I posted this the day it happened, back in May, but removed it. I am re-posting now since WCB claim is closed.
SO. Throwback to May 2021. I was working at an oil plant, way up high on a scaffold deck ~60ft in the air. To p... | 6 | 24.333333 | |
1633478133 | 1633544537 | t3_q28rpy | t5_2to41 | 43,744 | Nysanthia: TIFU by showing my mother a porn video of myself
This happened just now.
Gonna keep it short. I asked my mother to take a funny photo of me with my phone camera. You know how when you open up the camera app, you can see a tiny thumbnail of the last photo you took? You already know where this is going. Becau... | 18 | 2,430.222222 | |
1633485352 | 1633488521 | t3_q2ao6f | t5_2to41 | 25 | ZirePhiinix: TIFU by deciding to empty my bladder on myself in the middle of the night
This happened over a decade ago, but I was already well past the age where I should be wetting the bed...
It was 4 am, and I woke up with a full bladder, but was extremely tired. For whatever reason, I thought I can sleep through it... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
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BeFriend_this_gpa: Honestly, I think we've all been there. A short term lapse I judgment is okay. As long as you can be clear with your intentions before any lasting damages occur. You were able to make your feelings clear. And I think it's sweet. I wish you both the best of luck.... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1633487123 | 1633557594 | t3_q2b5ni | t5_2to41 | 11 | nocitus: TIFU by being an idiot
It happened today, a few hour ago actually.
To understand everything I have to go back to the day before. I'm a programmer, so I was coding something as a hobby project when the power went out. I didn't panicked because I knew my text editor keep a swap file of the last changes, so I ju... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
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justamie: I don’t have a scrotum, but if I did I am 100% sure I would find a way to go to the ER so that a stranger could stitch up my sack rather than let my aunt see it.
originalname001: As a scrotum owner, I can assure you in the heat of the moment with a problem of penis sized... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1633487922 | 1633533726 | t3_q2bdfl | t5_2to41 | 7 | Unable_Tax_1604: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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Ophelia550: Laundry stain remover would have gotten that right out. Then sprayed with a bit of lysol to disinfect.
Osgor: I am afraid to ask why you are an expert in Shitstain removal
Ophelia550: I have children
Osgor: Me 2 but I am none, so I think I am lucky
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1633487584 | 1633521211 | t3_q2ba3r | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwawaynevada123: TIFU by doing drugs at the exact wrong time
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ran-Us: M86 is a better galaxy.
throwawaynevada123: M83 is a better band.
ran-Us: B52s may be better
throwawaynevada123: Bruh thats not even an astronomy reference.
ran-Us: It's not. Although they do have songs that reference space. It's a reoccu... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1633488668 | 1633519940 | t3_q2bkjb | t5_2to41 | 15 | Chemical_Key4234: TIFU - going to work for a company that I shouldn't have...
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erosharcos: Why would he even entertain returning? He should leave and never look back.
Run. don’t walk, from companies with hostile work environments like this.
People like Karen likely wanted to just be the one to build the co... | 3 | 5 | |
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pesky_emigrant: You're a creep.
SkywalkingBear: that's the FU...
pesky_emigrant: Yes, I understand. But it's just not normal. Women can't continue to receive such shitty comments.
The thing is, for you it's a fuck up you did once. For women, this is you plus countless others.
Wors... | 7 | -0.142857 | |
1633494832 | 1633568164 | t3_q2d4zp | t5_2to41 | 192 | zilogunner: TIFU by asking the kids at the movie theater if they were planing on talking the whole time
Went to see the new showing of venom last Thursday at my local AMC ( 🚀 🌝) and to my surprise some teenage girls had already taken my assigned seat. I politely ask them if I could have the seat I had already purchas... | 7 | 27.428571 | |
1633496412 | 1633582987 | t3_q2di66 | t5_2to41 | 26 | chriso23250: TIFU. Took my eyes on a rollercoaster ride whilst having a quick shower after a workout.
It was a pretty regular afternoon, did a home workout and then after lying/recovering on the mat for 15 minutes went for a shower. Hair was looking greasy and there's a bunch of it so thought I would quickly wash my ha... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1633501347 | 1633522964 | t3_q2elja | t5_2to41 | 13 | wifeofweasley: TIFU by sleeping with a taken guy
This happend a 2 month ago. I was on vacation with my bestie and we met a group of guys at a museum. They invited us to have drink with them later that day. We agreed and met them at a bar the same night. We were at another bar before and already were a lil tipsy when we... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1633504506 | 1633518664 | t3_q2faex | t5_2to41 | 87 | japanadian02: TIFU by being too fucking down bad
OK SO THIS JUST HAPPENED AND IM NOT EVEN MAD IM PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE DICK RN WITH HOW STUPID I AM.
OK SO BASICALLY i met this girl on tinder and if thats not already a red flag, youll see how STUPID i am as i keep going. basically we hit it off, she likes anime and ga... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1633452825 | 1633888384 | t3_q20k6c | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing bug spray
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failsuccessfully: Writing was good but dam that was like first period all over again
NomNomNomBabies: In that it just kept going and going?
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1633516654 | 1633517383 | t3_q2hqwj | t5_2to41 | 34 | MinMorts: TIFU by being curious about coffees effect on the body
It's the morning and I'm at work, like every other day. I've just had my morning coffee, and, as always, I started feeling like I really needed to go for a poop. Just like any normal person I was suddenly curious why that happens, so I googled, "why does ... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1633517255 | 1633526272 | t3_q2hvsj | t5_2to41 | 46 | Parmenion87: TIFU by realising I've been Pavloving myself for years.
For years now everytime I have a decent solid meal I get an immediate urge to go take a crap. I never really questioned it in the last and was always something I just generally did.
However today I had a colonoscopy. There is definitely absolutely ... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1633520411 | 1633524855 | t3_q2inea | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Tiefschlag: Came for the drinks, stayed for the scenery.
ExplodingTacos6124: Came for the drinks, came later to the scenery.
Tiefschlag: Came on the scenery
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1633524775 | 1633527773 | t3_q2jtnz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: relax, as far as I can see nothing really happened and I think you are overthinking things. Next time just add a over the top joke when this happens... "My private investigator told me".
You are not a creep imo, although you are a bit overreacting and probably made thi... | 3 | 2 | |
1633531612 | 1633550439 | t3_q2lyp7 | t5_2to41 | 2,417 | sonatawolf1990: TIFU By Using "Que" Instead of "Queue"
Essentially the title. This happened a few minutes ago but for most of my life up until now I've been saying "Que" to refer to "Queue". I vaguely remember picking the usage up from World of Warcraft but honestly cannot say if that's the case. This morning I sent ou... | 9 | 268.555556 | |
1633534153 | 1633634703 | t3_q2mtjb | t5_2to41 | 100 | Jonnyg1c: TIFU by giving my new coworkers the assumption that I am of a different sexual orientation.
This happened in May when I first got my new job at a credit union. My first day was Monday and we had a branch meeting on Wednesday. To get things started, the manager had some open ended questions printed on little s... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1633535349 | 1633548806 | t3_q2n7fy | t5_2to41 | 147 | ThatGuyK02: TIFU by writing "fuckoff" in my report
Alrighty so this happened maybe 20 minutes ago.
I have been working from home for the past two days due to being sick and management being extra cautious (I already took a rapid and PCR test, both negative), which means I have been using my personal laptop to type up... | 7 | 21 | |
1633535860 | 1633811167 | t3_q2ndek | t5_2to41 | 7,084 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Agret_Brisignr: That's a big rip bro. You should get tested too
LetsGoGuy: Where do you go to get tested? I’m getting married and just want to double check…
Edit: Wow… this is my most upvoted comment. Guess that Reddit karma luck is as crappy as I’ve seen haha.
kuriboshoe: Planne... | 11 | 644 | |
1633532628 | 1633541209 | t3_q2mb1h | t5_2to41 | 29 | steveandthesea: TIFU by smothering an octopus in soup and leaving it to rot
Obligatory 11ish years ago, but we're entering spooky season so I was reminded of it.
Back when I was a student, I was invited to my friend's halloween party in the next town over. It sounded like it would be good so I made my plans. It wa... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1633526989 | 1633590530 | t3_q2khw9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Entire_Egg_8662: TIFU by writing a disstrack against a friend
jfyi: this is my first ever reddit post - don't judge me! :D Also not for typos, grammar or anything else since my english is not the best.
I don't know where to start with, so for some background information:We (8 "friends") play a fantasy football (not th... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1633536411 | 1633546927 | t3_q2nkci | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Skyhigh2234: Also if it's a Samsung like a recent/new one you can go into digital wellbeing and tap "storage" and you should be able to see the deleted photos that way
Lonkoe: I think it was an Alcatel with Android 4.4.4 although I'm not quite sure
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1633537104 | 1633577265 | t3_q2nspk | t5_2to41 | 68 | Aggravating_Fishy_98: TIFU by waiting too long to have the tanks emptied in the camper
So my mom and I (53F and 23F) have been living in a camper while we have a house built. We’re new to this (before May neither of us had ever slept in a camper) and we still aren’t totally used to all the ins and outs of boon-docking,... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1633537647 | 1633538469 | t3_q2nz7i | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: The only tifu I see is that you fucked a person whos taken, a cheater and you w no self respect
[deleted]: Where did i state i fucked an other girl while taken ?
This was all before her... maybe i wrote it wrong.
I just kept the contact - not more - not less.
[del... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1633538959 | 1633635616 | t3_q2oeur | t5_2to41 | 3,012 | rinlen222: TIFU by putting IcyHot on my vagina.
This happened minutes ago.
I was cleaning the bathroom and found a bottle of rub-on icy hot. I remembered reading something where a woman put it on her cooch and it felt really good. I get on the toilet and rub it on, and it feels good for a second, but then it happened.... | 14 | 215.142857 | |
1633538139 | 1633556330 | t3_q2o530 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Fluster338: TIfU by not understanding how chicken is packaged
I woke up this morning to pee. Walked from my room in the basement to the bathroom, also in the basement. Everything was fine. It was 4:00am and I went back to sleep. I awoke next at 6:00 and everything was still fine. Had a shower and watched some YouTube... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1633539178 | 1633546012 | t3_q2ohlf | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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fawndoeyou: Yeah..u def messed up. At this point you’ll never be the same again so just try to move on. If you truly feel bad then you won’t be like that again. Out of all the dudes in the city you choose what’s right in front of you and that’s your friends guy. Shame shame shame,... | 10 | 4.5 | |
1633541262 | 1633543256 | t3_q2p7es | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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spaztichyld: You know reading that kind of made me think you are one of my friends.
And if you are 1 of my friends, The details you give me stays with me..
Unless you talk about it 1st and then, it tells me that it's a free-for-all. I can only talk to it to people you've alre... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1633541872 | 1633542101 | t3_q2pel8 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Equivalent_Ad1362: Too bad you didn’t have a place you could shove it real quick
Fruitblood-: considering what I just paid them, I should have put it in myself. a lil foreplay before being absolutely fucked
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1633536705 | 1633556908 | t3_q2nnwd | t5_2to41 | 33 | L1K34PR0: TIFU by leaving my kinder eggs in the wrong place
I'm a military driver who also maintains the captain private vehicles in our battalion. I was just coming back from getting a milage repair on the second in command when she asks me to get wine and some drinks as a gift for one of the squad leaders who just go... | 3 | 11 | |
1633542354 | 1633544367 | t3_q2pk81 | t5_2to41 | 19 | greatevergreen: TIFU by accidentally inviting people on a trip that they can't go on, because all reservations are already taken.
So I have a fishing trip coming up and I accidentally thought I was talking to someone who already was on the reservation, and they were asking questions when I asked them if they were still... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1633546455 | 1633547988 | t3_q2qwl2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Damselindepression: TIFU and embarrassed myself in front of my colleagues
Okay so, this happened 10 minutes ago and I'm so embarrassed I don't know what to do
I work as a Software Development intern in a team of 7. A lot of members have come and left, and a lot of the older members are not there anymore. I have a lit... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1633547422 | 1633606428 | t3_q2r8t6 | t5_2to41 | 412 | skittlesn: TIFU by trying to take a hot, relaxing bath and passing out butt naked with my apartment door wide open
I’m 23 F and live alone on a first floor of an apartment complex. Today I was feeling STRESSED. So I figured I’d draw a warm bath and try to calm down. Threw in some epsom salt and let it run. I usually ta... | 9 | 45.777778 | |
1633547611 | 1633622800 | t3_q2raz1 | t5_2to41 | 67 | DanBurner86: TIFU by thinking a cute girl was flirting with me and now I have no idea how women or the world work.
Ok so there's this girl (f29) that works a few offices down from me (m36) at work. I think shes awesome and I think she's flirting/hitting on me however, it might just be me seeing things.
So there's alwa... | 7 | 9.571429 | |
1633549393 | 1633551636 | t3_q2rw1i | t5_2to41 | 43 | M8NSMAN: TIFU by not joining a bachelorette party.
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Quadravert: Your son avoided getting fired and you should be proud
M8NSMAN: He made the correct decision but I don’t think 23 year old me would have done the same thing.
Equivalent_Ad1362: I’m 39 and ain’t no way I’m walking away from that, unless they are ve... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1633551716 | 1633627151 | t3_q2snqe | t5_2to41 | 4,004 | SmartPhallic: TIFU by only using fancy foodie salt for 7 years
I moved to a new city 7 years ago, and as a matter of course got a new, better paying job. When stocking my new house with groceries, I thought "I'll buy the nice Himalayan pink salt this time." Over time I diversified my salt selection to include Maldon f... | 15 | 266.933333 | |
1633556760 | 1633702522 | t3_q2ub54 | t5_2to41 | 21 | JamokaJeff: TIFU by accidently airplaying a not exactly sfw video to a teacher's roku
tl;dr: title
So to start I was in Math class, and after I was done with classwork I decided to pull out my phone(which the teacher allowed) Before school I had opened a video that was a parody of Lil Nas X's INDUSTRY BABY(called WORL... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1633556405 | 1633564073 | t3_q2u6yv | t5_2to41 | 10 | Yooman_Aftah_Awl: TIFU by returning a baby LAKE turtle to the nearby OCEAN
So I'm attending classes right on the edge of the gulf to get an associates that included certifications and training for a dream job. I had an exam today that was put off by the professor for a week, and used the extra time to prepare and study... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1633557825 | 1633567012 | t3_q2unfj | t5_2to41 | 378 | janethebrain1298: TIFU by picking up a cotton ball off the bathroom floor.
I have very long hair and I was wearing it this morning in my go to no-time-to-shower style: the high ponytail.
As I was cheerfully going through my morning routine, I threw my cotton ball in the trash can, but, unfortunately, it hit the rim a... | 8 | 47.25 | |
1633558219 | 1633587912 | t3_q2us22 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: This wasn’t worth a post 😂
AcrobaticSource3: You overestimate what else OP would do in their spare time
Grumzz: To be fair, couldn't sleep after practice 🤷♀️
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Anotherdude342: And then everyone clapped.
Im_so_sorry4: Why?
Anotherdude342: Because if this is true then you set the new world record for pettiness
Im_so_sorry4: I never thought he would kill himself and I didn't know she matter that much to him until later
Anotherdude342: The p... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1633567048 | 1633643352 | t3_q2xg8l | t5_2to41 | 40,106 | buttersquash23: TIFU hooking up with the Best Man and causing myself literal heart break
It was my dear friends' wedding this weekend and my first time meeting the best man in person, though we've worked together over Zoom for the last year.
We hit it off and ended up dancing and talking most of the night and when th... | 13 | 3,085.076923 | |
1633572447 | 1633573254 | t3_q2yzhn | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Fizzifish: Now you don’t have a choice. Get your bf to eat your ass so that the message is accurate. Go forth and get your butt munched.
butterfly105: Im laughing so hard, I don't know what to do or say. I just imagine the gossip this will cause!!
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