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1634005437 | 1634066072 | t3_q6bwgc | t5_2to41 | 180 | LincolnHiker: TIFU and didn't research the hiking trail I took her on
I live in a beautiful desert foothills area in New Mexico. I moved here a few months ago and my wife just got here a few weeks ago. I am an avid hiker and love the area where I live. She enjoys the outdoors but isn't nearly as crazy as I am. Since it... | 5 | 36 | |
1634005838 | 1634009272 | t3_q6c0rc | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU sending nudes to my brothers friend
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puggylol: Im confused why he unblocked you and asked for a nude, ur brother was in on it just to mess with you?
WonderfulPassenger71: Idk but it's not really important
puggylol: Well.. I think its kind of important.. Why's this straight dude asking you for n... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1634006452 | 1634014431 | t3_q6c79c | t5_2to41 | 131 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ireallylikeducks99: You should own it! Deadass look at your neighbor and smile.
Farnesworth85: Add a cheesy wink, too.
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1634007145 | 1634074516 | t3_q6cenu | t5_2to41 | 438 | nevlah: TIFU by eating a can of chili that expired in 2014.
About 2 hours ago if that, I decided I was done gaming and wanted to take a shower, Feel fresh before bed! Right before I decided to lay my head down I felt a rumble in the ol processor. Thought, “damn I didn’t go to the grocery store, I bet I can find somethi... | 10 | 43.8 | |
1634010318 | 1634017368 | t3_q6dbuu | t5_2to41 | 104 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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gwaaadit: Sounds more like your grandpa fucked up by putting in a new floor while knowing there was a plumbing problem.
backthattcassup: He’s 88 and wanted pretty floors. Who am I to stop him
[deleted]: That’s very considerate of you, I’m sure he’ll understand… and maybe they don’... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1634011148 | 1634033238 | t3_q6dkjo | t5_2to41 | 41 | Dazzling-P: TIFU by eating dirty cat litter...
Earlier today, I freaked out because there was a spider on me (yes, I swear this is relevant). Because I'm scared of bugs, I do that thing where after an encounter with a bug I'm on SUPER HIGH ALERT and I think everything is a bug. Eventually I calm down (or so I think) so... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1634012258 | 1634065423 | t3_q6dwgm | t5_2to41 | 171 | UnderCookedRat: TIFU by Building a Web of Lies over 7 years that I Cannot Escape
\[Obligatory, this is a throwaway account, I will be using the US as our location although we are from another country for increased anonymity, so if things don't add up geographically, that's why.\]
First, I want to preface this gigantic... | 6 | 28.5 | |
1634012942 | 1634057997 | t3_q6e39s | t5_2to41 | 2,265 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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iaintlyon: What the fuck did I just read
Phoenixilva: The usual juvenile erotica that /r/tifu is known for.
ivoalejandro: Just checked his profile and the story doesn’t check out. He made a post a few hours ago about a getting a physical by a male doctor, and him finding liquid ar... | 11 | 205.909091 | |
1634014188 | 1634210195 | t3_q6efep | t5_2to41 | 85 | spacebarelite: TIFU by wearing makeup as a guy in front of my homophobic father
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NoOtherNamesWorked: "I will not do something that I enjoyed that does no harm to myself or anyone else because of my father's outdated predjudices" is not a way to live your life.
jamham84845969: keep on doing it and end up homele... | 5 | 17 | |
1634014642 | 1634015786 | t3_q6ejov | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping my family unpack
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Tiefschlag: Just tell them, that they should see the other guy. Seriously, use the story to make them laugh, and you should get along great.
standardcore: The real story or make up one? I’m just worried because I’ll instantly be known as the new kid with the black e... | 5 | 6 | |
1634016594 | 1634121352 | t3_q6f1zk | t5_2to41 | 284 | Mallen2154: TIFU by accidentally unmuting my work phone.
(This happened mid-August.)
You have to understand. My toddler. He’s the best. He turned two in August, loves life, “smells” flowers by blowing on them, is trying (and failing) to learn how to jump, and knows a hug by the name “big squeeze”. It’s adorable.
We w... | 4 | 71 | |
1634019476 | 1634028015 | t3_q6fqu9 | t5_2to41 | 47 | bonemedaddy2: TIFU by sexually harassing a woman at church as a 3rd grader
This happened in ~2009 or so, when I was 8. Hope this can slide past the weekend rule, since it's not really a sexual FU in pure nature.
Around then, I had been reading the Captain Underpants books (if you don't know of them, they're basically ... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1634021215 | 1634069093 | t3_q6g53n | t5_2to41 | 122 | Imaginary-Ease-2307: TIFU by getting way too excited about a girl and acting like a weirdo
I haven’t dated anyone new in several years. Recently, I met a random woman at an event and we really hit it off. We traded info and started texting back and forth, getting into some deep getting-to-know-you stuff, discussing int... | 8 | 15.25 | |
1634027820 | 1634110309 | t3_q6hnnk | t5_2to41 | 23 | christdeng: TIFU By Eating on Zoom Whilst Not Realising My Camera was on the Whole Time
So I woke up from a nap and grabbed some seafood rice, the ones with big mussel shells and shrimp that you need to peel. And I was 20 minutes late to a call and rushed to joined with my massive bowl of food and began to eat AND DIDN... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1634030031 | 1634036497 | t3_q6i56q | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to point out the hypocrisy of my fathers political beliefs.
This happened on Sunday also know as my birthday
Sorry for any grammar errors I am dyslexic and have a hard time with spelling and sentence structure.
I'm going to try to keep my politics out of this as much as I can first some c... | 5 | 4 | |
1634033129 | 1634122770 | t3_q6itbj | t5_2to41 | 80 | TheDarkWolf9077: Tifu By Washing My Ps4 Controller In The Washing Machine.
So today is my laundry day, and I decided to wash the clothes in my hamper. I have them somewhat strewn Around my room usually and pile them up sometimes.( I know, Bad habit.) So I picked it all up and put it in my laundry basket not knowing th... | 7 | 11.428571 | |
1634033217 | 1634042697 | t3_q6iu1a | t5_2to41 | 21 | Himabee: TIFU by letting a random person steal a customers shopping.
So I work in retail and my two main responsibilities are working on a checkout, or running the checkouts as I'm currently training for the team support role and I get placed in the lead position to cover for the actual team support when they have othe... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1634037399 | 1634096327 | t3_q6juzc | t5_2to41 | 1,885 | fuckdoosan: TIFU by sneezing so hard I spray painted the floor of a public restroom in shit
(This sunday)
So I went to see a big game of football. Pretty large arena, thousands of people
Before the game i needed to take a piss so I went to one of those portable toilets with no plumbing (I don't remember what you call... | 26 | 72.5 | |
1634038714 | 1634053830 | t3_q6k7h2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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jochem4208: Don't lie, own up your mistake and pay the damages. Be glad you didn't hurt anyone.
[deleted]: Especially when, aside from admitting fault with the officer, you've made a public post on Reddit admitting fault.
JTBoom1: This is your biggest TIFU - admitting something on... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1634013002 | 1634085700 | t3_q6e3vz | t5_2to41 | 14 | ___071679___: TIFU flushing my toilet, with help
So this happened yesterday, solved *finally* (*hopefully*) today
Normally I know how much toilet paper my toilet can handle. But in a tragic lapse of concentration, I did not pay attention to what I was doing. Ironically enough I didn't even have my phone to peruse Red... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
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SwisherUnsweet: Prison is where you go once convicted and sentenced. Jail is where you go to await trial/hearing and or serve small sentences usually from local courts.
SnooPeppers1145: Where I live we go to the state prison (it's the only one in the state) when you wait hearing a... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1634046008 | 1634046152 | t3_q6mf71 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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QuevedoDeMalVino: You need professional help.
EdenFox: Thanks
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1634047576 | 1634068980 | t3_q6myji | t5_2to41 | 8 | SnooPeppers1145: TIFU by pretending to be special needs
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baarelyalive: Karma will get you.
SnooPeppers1145: Oh trust me, it already has. Isn't the obstruction charge and the weekend in prison the karma? Lol
baarelyalive: No, karma doesn’t lay charges. Karma puts your children in wheelchairs
SnooPeppers1145: Go... | 8 | 1 | |
1634048871 | 1634049090 | t3_q6nett | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by assuming there's no view into my hotel room
I moved in yesterday late evening. It was dark and rainy and I assumed there was no direct window into my room. But there is and it's like a meter away into the small side window of the living room. I spent the evening and the morning up until now bare nake... | 3 | 13 | |
1634050692 | 1634172828 | t3_q6o1zo | t5_2to41 | 7,947 | mmalott: TIFU by accidentally connecting to my mom’s Alexa
Obligatory this happened a little while ago and I’ve finally gotten over the complete shame and am ready to post.
Last Christmas, I connected to my parent’s Alexa to play Christmas music during the holiday dinner.
A few days later, my husband and I were lay... | 13 | 611.307692 | |
1634051518 | 1634056276 | t3_q6ocsr | t5_2to41 | 118 | Deep_Complaint5331: Tifu drinking in front my family
Today I fucked up, well last night but it was 1 a.m. so I guess technically today idk. Anyway my uncle married my neighbor and her very very hot daughter is now my "cousin" well we we're having a party and my cousin invited her bf over, they been married for years no... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1634052093 | 1634077203 | t3_q6ok50 | t5_2to41 | 968 | Screecheecheechee: TIFU by not just picking up the damn roach!
A couple of days ago I was in my office with my husband and saw a dead roach on the floor. I HATE roaches. The idea of picking up and feeling it’s gross body makes me want to cry and scrub my body clean. We don’t have a problem with them in the house but be... | 6 | 161.333333 | |
1634055009 | 1634055634 | t3_q6plva | t5_2to41 | 42 | Aesop-Ben: TIFU by playing The Sound of Silence at work
So, this goes back to 2018. I used to work for an animation agency as a storyboard designer, and the work was insanely hectic (Those in animation will understand). I was new to animation at the time, and I learned quickly that animators are really crazy. Their hum... | 6 | 7 | |
1634056246 | 1634134273 | t3_q6q20y | t5_2to41 | 11,091 | bigbroadbread: TIFU: Lost my vibrator in my anus (M21)
This morning I was horny and didn’t think to wait. So I decided to use the only sex toy I had charged, which was a non flared vibrator. Usually I pay more attention and hold the end of it. I didn’t this time. Suddenly it’s sucked up my asshole and turns off.
Pani... | 13 | 853.153846 | |
1634057104 | 1634070404 | t3_q6qcpa | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Vehayah: Well don’t feel bad. About 10 years ago I farted so bad once that I cleared a entire 3 bedroom house from a single release in the kitchen. Still laugh about it to this day
rf152: I once cleared a dormitory of 40 teenagers. Possibly my proudest moment
Vehayah: You my frien... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1634061204 | 1634069368 | t3_q6rrjl | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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nexxusty: Sad/Pathetic. Actually.
Can't even admit that to her own sister.
adowntownpizzeria: As if you have room to judge? I didn’t know we had another sibling that knows us. That’s crazy.
nexxusty: Of course I do.
You just told everyone that she basically lied straight to your... | 9 | 1 | |
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Weech1783: First world problems huh?!? Btw what’s having parents like?
spinsk8tr: Really though?! I was freaking out for like 20 minutes, but it’s so stupid that it’s not worth the energy. Also, ask me in a week how I feel about parents, right now I’m a little biased.
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1634061710 | 1634062089 | t3_q6rxwn | t5_2to41 | 8 | mothman_luvr: TIFU by Almost Hitting Two Pedestrians
This was a little over an hour ago. I work for a painting company and as such I travel all over the area. Today, I am 1.5 hours from home in a city I've only visited once before.
On my way to the jobsite today I had to pass through an elementary school zone. It's r... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1634064071 | 1634069560 | t3_q6sqqn | t5_2to41 | 31 | MazingerZERO: TIFU not locking bathroom door
This was a few years ago back when I had a phobia of shitting in public. It was an emergency tho, so I conceded. I was at work, and I used one of our unisex toilet rooms so I could at least wet paper towels in the sink to wipe my ass with. Keep in mind this was my first time... | 9 | 3.444444 | |
1634065786 | 1634165279 | t3_q6tbzn | t5_2to41 | 524 | ProdigyxWho: TIFU by getting stung on the dick by a wasp
So basically what happened was I decided to hop on the hub and do manly things ( choking the chicken) and right after my kids entered the open world I went to grab a tissue. I grabbed the tissue to clean up the mess and all of a sudden as I bring the tissue close... | 7 | 74.857143 | |
1634067305 | 1634068941 | t3_q6tv0g | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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RandoCalrissian11: He is a loser/dork.
nexxusty: Absolutely. 8 years old and cannot ride a bike?
Shitty parents.
Equivalent_Ad1362: 9, maybe 10 I just know he’s a year in front of my son at school
nexxusty: Yeah, something is wrong there. That kid should have learned at the LATES... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1634069134 | 1634073158 | t3_q6uha0 | t5_2to41 | 60 | Weirdest_chevy_guy: TIFU By biking for an hour straight withoung checking on with my mother
So this is a entitled parent/TIFU But more of a fuck up. So I love to ride bikes, it calms me down and it is a great way to get excersize. The only issue is my mother hates it, her rule is not to leave the property. Whilst telli... | 6 | 10 | |
1634070817 | 1634081351 | t3_q6v1w7 | t5_2to41 | 32 | rowillyhoihoi: TIFU by helping my grandma to move and being in charge of her art since I am the art historian of the family.
I am helping my grandma to move and since I am an art history graduate I am in charge of the paintings. I wanted to see how yellow the vernis was on one oil painted portret so I wiped it down wit... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
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FBIaltacct: Lean into it and make a fun thing out of it.
LookMaNoPride: So don’t forget the event this “thrusday”. Thrusday being the day of Thru, the god of blunder.
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rgar1981: Maybe she’s into that sorta thing, I wouldn’t be too embarrassed.
CockroachJohnson: Yeah, I think you were in with a chance here.
IamaLuna-tic: IM 15, BUT SO TRUE
CockroachJohnson: WELP.
Hockosi: FBI. Sup.
CockroachJohnson: No tag backs.
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FlammenwerferBBQ: I have never seen a sink without an overflow hole on the top where excess water can go to prevent overflow. Same with bathtubs
AreReadingThisText: I've never seen a sink with an overflow hole - I live in Canada, maybe that's, just not a thing here? That'd be a go... | 12 | 1.416667 | |
1634075112 | 1634179031 | t3_q6wgxk | t5_2to41 | 25 | KellyBlack1111: TIFU by asking an employee if they were taking the additional two weeks of FMLA for ‘care and bonding’ with their newborn - they were out for a hysterectomy.
I work in HR, and as part of my job, I process FMLA. I support over 1k employees with this and various other functions. The Covid Baby Boom of 202... | 5 | 5 | |
1634065369 | 1634079719 | t3_q6t6zw | t5_2to41 | 47 | Bmc00: TIFU by yielding to a car in a parking lot.
This was actually about 25 years ago, when I was 16 or 17 years old. My friend and I had just got to Walmart to grab some stuff for a fishing trip we were going to go on. I had a 1985 Ford Escort, and like many kids my age at that time the stereo equipment in it was ... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1634077594 | 1634126469 | t3_q6x9ga | t5_2to41 | 3,313 | Thecave2121: TIFU by posting a risqué photo to Facebook
It all started 4 days ago when I (20f) was taking a shower and listening to music. I have been on a confidence high recently and decided that I could take some risqué photos to keep for myself. I set up my camera, take a few sensual but artsy photos, and finish my... | 9 | 368.111111 | |
1634078556 | 1634099260 | t3_q6xkhm | t5_2to41 | 173 | [deleted]: TIFU by learning toilet etiquette way too late in life!
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SirPiffingsthwaite: Only a small faux pas, just don't hesitate to use the poop knife if a big bit won't go down.
[deleted]: The.... poop knife? The education continues today I guess...
SirPiffingsthwaite: https://amp.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddi... | 6 | 28.833333 | |
1634081183 | 1634164240 | t3_q6ydlt | t5_2to41 | 6 | SnooLemons9264: TIFU by lightly hitting my baby sister
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gwaaadit: It's just a moron making shit up for attention, check his comment history.
SnooLemons9264: what’s wrong with mormons?
Luna920: You’re going to be banned soon
SnooLemons9264: Why? Because I don’t hate mormons?
Luna920: Oh honey get some help
Snoo... | 11 | 0.545455 | |
1634081934 | 1634108591 | t3_q6ylo5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | darkpyro2: TIFU by accidentally doing a drive by racism with Skyrim quotes.
I'm a grad student with a research assistantship. I feel horrible and I hope I'm not recognized at school as this can definitely impact my job. I am VERY white.
I was driving to my university to play in an Elder Scrolls themed D&D game. I ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1634083847 | 1634101673 | t3_q6z5lk | t5_2to41 | 37 | Internal_Ad_3587: TIFU Ruined a friendship by talking about boat sex
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Nate_The_Great74: Well you done put yourself in a weird spot haha
Tuna-Can-Wide: Because of the implication..
kteegarden1988: This needs more recognition!😂😂😂😂 I give you the only thing I have sir 😂
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1634085015 | 1634168735 | t3_q6zicl | t5_2to41 | 6,314 | Spawticusx805x: TIFU by trying to show my support to some high schoolers
So today I (M/31) was driving home from dropping off my girlfriend, as I was going along the main road next to the high school, I see a large group of kids with signs out front with teachers, parents, and whoever else.
Now, My eyesight isn't t... | 11 | 574 | |
1634060553 | 1634138939 | t3_q6rjss | t5_2to41 | 48 | girafa: TIFU by Confusing Two of My Clients Due to My Poor Memory, but Then Accidentally Making One of Them my New Best Friend
Happened a few years ago, but since I just got a great gig with a new one it solidifies the story.
In 2016 I worked with a blonde older man named Henry for about 3 months in an office on a pro... | 3 | 16 | |
1634085301 | 1634087822 | t3_q6zlf2 | t5_2to41 | -19 | throwawayilbbaicl: TIFU by getting sex toys delivered care of my mother in law
My in-laws are in town. I'm very fond of them, so no big deal. Now my husband's birthday is coming up, so I ordered a few sexy things off Amazon. Not lingerie, some NSFW shit. I work from home and my Alexa tells me every time something is de... | 4 | -4.75 | |
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Anneshusband11: God I remember being young and giving a shit about this stuff. Now I don't even trim until my pubes grow longer than my dick
Tato7069: So about a week and a half between trims, huh?
notherefor-the-upvot: Brutal as fuck
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1634087882 | 1634111989 | t3_q70c39 | t5_2to41 | 88 | jbuckster07: TIFU by thinking I could get away with sending my boss a doctored email to show him I sent something on time when I didnt.
First TIFU sorry for the length
I have been at this job for almost 10 months, it was the type of job I always wanted. 8 Min from home, company truck, easy job in the grand scheme of ... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1634088130 | 1634088822 | t3_q70eof | t5_2to41 | 8 | worriedaboutyou55: TIFU Instead Of Downloading The Slides I Wasted 8 Hours Typing Notes
I skipped my classes today because I thought oh I just spent over ten hours sleeping(was awake for most of Thanksgiving weekend) gotta make up for me doing no schoolwork. Extreme brain fart. Almost 3k words Almost 5 weeks of notes. ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1634091347 | 1634112952 | t3_q71c9b | t5_2to41 | 58 | DwellerofThings: TIFU My crush told me his feelings for me and I gave him the worse response
So a few weeks ago my friend (19m) and I (17f) started talking again and we were getting along very well again. He made a few jokes and even asked if we were dating and I shrugged it off and said ‘no lol’. Weeks pass and his me... | 8 | 7.25 | |
1634092224 | 1634149775 | t3_q71l95 | t5_2to41 | 7 | RealEthan14: TIFU: By accidentally overdosing my dog
Go on and let me have it Reddit:
(Sorry for the spelling mistakes)
I’m a 15M who has a dog named Kentucky who is 7 years old in human years, we found her as a stray and I’ve loved her for the 5 months we’ve had her for! But lately she’s been acting weird and event... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1634094914 | 1634127794 | t3_q72c93 | t5_2to41 | 125 | Jaegoburr: TIFU by vídeo chatting with a catfisher.
Well, there's no way around it. I fucked up. I royally fucked up. For context, I'm just a desperate fool who was looking for companionship on some dating sites. I matched with a pretty woman and chatted it up. we were flirting back and forth and it got steamy. we face... | 10 | 12.5 | |
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TheRealMcDuck: You could have just put it outside and been done with it.
BloodSpades: Um, NO!
I don’t think you understand *sewer crickets* or how phobias work....
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1634106243 | 1634140060 | t3_q755xy | t5_2to41 | 43 | Lokardi: TiFU by turninhg on my friend
I am not quite sure if i used a right word i am not a native speaker. What I mean is:
We have an agrement with my friend that we meet an hour early before school on certain days. Today i woke up due to strange noises aroind my house. It was sth minor so I replayed to my bff and be... | 8 | 5.375 | |
1634107354 | 1634141892 | t3_q75etx | t5_2to41 | 36,087 | Haxeo: TIFU by matching with a cute girl on Tinder
Mere moments ago, I was a horny 23 year old. I decided to get on Tinder and got to swiping. A few minutes later, I matched with a cutie named Nicky, said she was from the Philippines. We ended up chatting and she asked if I had an Instagram, not even thinking that this... | 16 | 2,255.4375 | |
1634112628 | 1634153543 | t3_q76ine | t5_2to41 | 148 | obsidianmace: TIFU by eating "The World's Spiciest Burger" and vomiting into my eye
This didn't happen today, but I was reminded of it by a recent 'One Chip Challenge' post. I took on a World's Spiciest Burger challenge.
This burger chain at my uni was selling what they claimed to be the world's spiciest burger. As so... | 4 | 37 | |
1634100643 | 1634117525 | t3_q73uev | t5_2to41 | 27 | authoroutput: TIFU by not listening to my great aunt
I went to visit my great aunt with my mom today after I got out of my morning classes, and her cat comes trotting up, so she asks if I like cats, to which I reply with an emphatic yes, I love cats, and she tells me to be careful because he likes to attack people when... | 4 | 6.75 | |
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Walk1000Miles: So sorry to hear that. My Mom also died, and I find myself breaking out in tears, too.
It's normal and part of the healing process.
Any time around holidays are really hard for me. Birthdays, anniversaries, too.
Because I think a lot of the things we used to do... | 6 | 313.833333 | |
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Contank: She doesn't have to invite them just because you said they were. She could explain the whole thing and that they were never intended to be invited for those reasons. Would require you taking the blame but it's better than causing more stress for your gf it is supposed to ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1634124025 | 1634192618 | t3_q78ztd | t5_2to41 | 159 | Armadyll3: TIFU by not cleaning up my toys and falling asleep.
I allways hoped that I would never had to write a tifu but here I am.
Had a busy week making exams so yesterday I decided to have a fun night and wanted to play with some of my new toys. Yesterday i ordered a new toy on Amazon and the night was just simply... | 6 | 26.5 | |
1634126340 | 1634127643 | t3_q79kjq | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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topcat5: I'm not sure what you did wrong here. You followed the rules and you didn't know her condition. (or even if it's true)
Dudulebosdu: Well I didn’t do anything wrong.
The point is that I was just soo embarrassed by it :)
That’s pretty much it
robotzor: > Well I didn’t... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1634130986 | 1634138796 | t3_q7ay30 | t5_2to41 | 271 | trashgoblin44: TIFU by bringing home four abandoned puppies without a solid plan
My husband caught some derelict dumping four male puppies, probably 3-4 months old, by the flood canals near our house last Friday. He didn't realize what he was seeing at first because it was late at night until the person sped off and th... | 8 | 33.875 | |
1634131591 | 1634220665 | t3_q7b4mr | t5_2to41 | 42 | SillyDude93: TIFU by greasing up my bike's disc brakes
Well this happened a couple of weeks ago. I had recently bought a fancy bicycle with gears, dual suspensions and all the gadgets that come nowadays. Earlier I was using (and not that regularly) a simpler model.
So, due to my irregularity in using the cycle, the ch... | 8 | 5.25 | |
1634133413 | 1634164152 | t3_q7bpb7 | t5_2to41 | 2,039 | Ok_One_9538: TIFU By clicking on an nsfw post in school
I was at school in math class. Every math class we take a couple minute mask break outside and we all just hangout for a bit. I start to scroll through Reddit cuz I'm bored and got no one to talk to. First thing I see is an nsfw holup post. My dumbass clicks on it... | 9 | 226.555556 | |
1634137819 | 1634139529 | t3_q7d8r9 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Double-Ad9559: TIFU by cutting my balls while shaving
Actually happened yesterday. So I found a cutie who was down for some booty and me being driven by crazy sex drive was just too excited for that booty. As I was about to take shower that cutie asked if I am all shaved down there as it ruins the experience if some ha... | 6 | 5 | |
1634139849 | 1634142393 | t3_q7dxhh | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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WickedyWade: For starters, you don't wax windows and mirrors... Wax is for the body of the car
lostmynine: Well yeah I know but some of over spray got on my windows and mirrors… so I wiped and wiped them thinking I was safe…
RandoCalrissian11: Ya, that’s not how wax works. This is... | 5 | 4 | |
1634140972 | 1634146516 | t3_q7ebzy | t5_2to41 | 15 | ragnarkar: TIFU by ghosting my job interview with Amazon at the last minute in favor of a (much needed) mental health day
This actually happened on Monday but in case any of the interviewers also read this sub, I've decided to post it now.
On Monday morning I was suppose to have a series of video interviews for an Eng... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1634145081 | 1634169455 | t3_q7fsks | t5_2to41 | 17 | JustMor1: TIFU by fake sleeping when my brother does the thingy thing
So, Where do we even start.
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This all happen in just a few short hours, starting from the beginning, it was going well from around 1am to 2:30 I wanna say just 30mins before he called his girlfriend (i should clarify me and my brother s... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1634145657 | 1634147732 | t3_q7fzpj | t5_2to41 | 23 | shortadamlewis: TIFU by renting the premium golf clubs.
This happened several years ago as a boot Second Lieutenant checking into his first duty assignment. I arrived on station and checked in, only to find out that my company commander (boss) was out on leave until the following Monday, and that Monday was annual char... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1634147078 | 1634254768 | t3_q7ghcp | t5_2to41 | 160 | FrozenNord: TIFU by trying to move burning oil with my bare hands.
This actually happened in 2009. It is, to date, the stupidest thing I have ever done in my life.
The setting: Fall 2009, I just moved out of my parents' house and have been in my own apartment for a few months. I am *dirt poor*, so I was learning how t... | 4 | 40 | |
1634152043 | 1634153671 | t3_q7i8rf | t5_2to41 | 3 | Open-sd9613: TIFU I was a horrible and a cold hearted sister to my youngest brother who passed away
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No_Reach9930: From a complete stranger - forgive yourself. No one in this world is perfect. We all make MAJOR mistakes. It is a loss you can mourn, but focus on what you CAN do to establish and fix your relatio... | 3 | 1 | |
1634152662 | 1634153530 | t3_q7igm3 | t5_2to41 | 22 | dirtydirtycrimes: TIFU by leaving a dunkin' cup in my car
This happened the other day but the effects of it came up today. On Sunday, I went to Dunkin and ran some other errands. Since I ran some other errands, my hands were full once I got back so I didn't bring in my somewhat empty (just some ice and mostly drank pum... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1634152854 | 1634169815 | t3_q7ij5q | t5_2to41 | 6 | Woastanovkize: TIFU by almost getting caught train surfing and having to walk 33 miles
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xopranaut: I delayed 2000 people. Don’t forget to like and subscribe!
Woastanovkize: Amtrak is to blame for that. If they kept going we all would've made it to NYC on time, and I'd have a much better video.
xopranaut: No. Y... | 10 | 0.6 | |
1634153005 | 1634215805 | t3_q7il3r | t5_2to41 | 6,867 | ThrowRAfishyproblems: TIFU by calling my friends GF, "Fishy Franny."
Throwaway: So my friend Tyler started seeing his GF Francine about 4 months ago. 2 weeks ago, she decided to send me a friend request on FB. On her profile, I saw that she had a couple pics of her out fishing with her family. Because I'm a cringe lord... | 8 | 858.375 | |
1634155005 | 1634206394 | t3_q7j9zk | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a friend her last name.
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TagTerror: I would not talk to her, you have burned into her that you’re a weird stalker and yes, she’s already relayed that to her friend group.
GroundbreakingRisk95: I thought so, I will just have to keep my head down, why did I do that, I hate myself.
I o... | 8 | 4.75 | |
1634154913 | 1634163747 | t3_q7j8u9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | LongListener1stCall: TIFU by doing Edibles while in the hospital
Long time listener, first time caller.
I have Cystic Fibrosis and have to go into the hospital for two week stints every year to keep me lungs in tip top shape.
I pack everything under the sun to try and keep myself entertained. But after two weeks eve... | 3 | 4 | |
1634153957 | 1634170673 | t3_q7ix51 | t5_2to41 | 195 | SupportTheNatives: Tifu for using toilet in an open house
I (24) am a small-time landlord and was looking for a cheap house I could buy and rent out to people. I saw a for sale sign on a house and an open house sign. The open house was at 5 PM yesterday, the time I eat lunch at. I decided on the way there I would pick ... | 5 | 39 | |
1634163297 | 1634173897 | t3_q7m00j | t5_2to41 | 10 | Curious-Raccoon4982: TIFU by sleeping
On mobile, sorry. Also tired, sorry if wording is weird
I (19nb) have been having a really hard time sleeping these past 2 months. I have horrible self control and stay up until 4-5 in the morning every day. I will also have a tendency of just sleeping all day long. One of my room... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1634163477 | 1634168012 | t3_q7m23e | t5_2to41 | 13 | Laue: TIFU by assuming it's just a common cold.
The fuck up happened last week, but since I learned the results only yesterday, close enough.
As any normal human being, I got a COVID vaccine as soon as I was able. Along with following all mask and social distancing guidelines, I pretty much thought myself immune at t... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1634163439 | 1634243790 | t3_q7m1np | t5_2to41 | 21,222 | kasakavii: TIFU by accidentally poisoning my roommate with horse laxatives
Obligatory edit cause this post blew up: the horse treats have been delivered to their *intended* recipient, who thought this was hilarious. And my roommate is doing a lot better now, though he still doesn’t find the situation very funny. I trie... | 13 | 1,632.461538 | |
1634169397 | 1634170284 | t3_q7nulu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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butterbiscutsthemost: When each of us do our part to uphold the morale of our community, the community as a whole benefits. The world community of grandmothers thanks you for your service. Don’t be a fuckin Karen and bitch out.
butterbiscutsthemost: Go the extra mile and give her... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1634170726 | 1634174363 | t3_q7o8zz | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing sunglasses to school
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Acer018: This episode will blow over and become a small blip on your radar.
standardcore: I hope so, but I’m not so sure. I’m definitely getting a lot of stares right now
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1634174234 | 1634210993 | t3_q7p89a | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheBubbleOBill: TIFU: My first and last Covid haircut.
Just over 10 days ago Melbourne surpassed the longest lock downed city in the world, being fed up stuck at home and letting my hair get out of control, a couple of days ago I decided I wanted a haircut. I jumped online and ordered some clippers and started looked u... | 12 | 0.833333 | |
1634174944 | 1634223666 | t3_q7pfab | t5_2to41 | 67 | thirty_minute_snooze: TIFU by drugging my mom on her flight
Today I drove my mom to the airport at 6AM for a domestic flight from west coast to east coast in the US. It's about a 5 hour flight. I hate how stiff and cramped you feel on flights so I usually take edible cannabis when I fly to help ease the tedium and disc... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1634177345 | 1634293404 | t3_q7q3es | t5_2to41 | 179 | disneylandismygym: TIFU by getting our housekeeper incredibly high
For starters, I’m guessing that we’re the kind of folks and the kind of household where people don’t expect to find pot in any form. Both adults in our house are clergy, and that comes with certain assumptions (but let me tell ya, I met some of the most... | 6 | 29.833333 | |
1634177912 | 1634178522 | t3_q7q93l | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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mildlycynica1: Innocent mistake. Talk to your coworker tomorrow, smooth things out. Should be okay in the long run.
DashingSands: Yeah, hopefully. Or maybe even on the way back inside.
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1634179719 | 1634237571 | t3_q7qr5h | t5_2to41 | 155 | ElCap04: TIFU by making dinner for my girlfriend.
Obligatory this happened a few years ago, said girlfriend is now my wife.
My girlfriend and I had plans for her to come to my place after we finished our work days. Being, as it was, in the early days of our relationship I wanted to make her a meal she’d really enjoy. ... | 5 | 31 | |
1634180287 | 1634181027 | t3_q7qwxt | t5_2to41 | 41 | JustABox12: TIFU - I almost got expelled for making a school shooting threat
This happened in early august of 2021 when I was at work stocking. A fellow employee walked up to me and started small talk about the up coming school year. I replied with the normal response all people my age make when asked about school and ... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1634180867 | 1634183238 | t3_q7r31u | t5_2to41 | 1 | GameBoyAcademy: TIFU by knocking over a bottle of body wash.
(Throwaway Account) I just lost everything and I completely deserve it...I hate myself. My head is still spinning and I can't believe that I could do something so fucking stupid and disloyal.
Background: Me (30M) and my GF "Izzy" (28F) were together for 2 ye... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1634183056 | 1634202699 | t3_q7rnu4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CFH20: Expose you for what?
FishInferno: Idk, I guess just showing that I apparently tried to solicit a premium Snapchat. Which I suppose isn’t the worst thing especially in today’s society, and they don’t have any actual pictures or personal info.
puggylol: You already wasted som... | 4 | 1.5 | |
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kalysti: If you don't grow up fast and stop being an undisciplined, unthinking fool, your life will just get worse and worse. There is nothing funny about this at all, and your mother's response is completely appropriate.
Adult life isn't a joke.
Gositi: Well, OP clearly realized... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1634190077 | 1634309170 | t3_q7tec0 | t5_2to41 | 59 | LowBudgetMemez: TIFU by accidentally giving myself serotonin syndrome from prescribed meds and DayQuil
Disclaimer- This was a week ago, and I’m okay, and before you get scared, serotonin syndrome is very rare and rarely fatal if treated properly, however it can be very dangerous.
So as the title says I gave myself qui... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1634189860 | 1634192078 | t3_q7tciu | t5_2to41 | 23 | Acceptable_Hornet_31: TIFU by unknowingly going to a brothel
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S_A_R_K: When do you start highschool, next year?
haemaker: I bet they are a couple of years away.
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1634194441 | 1634214050 | t3_q7ubwn | t5_2to41 | 14 | leseagullthief: TIFU by being tricked into taking snuff
Ok so this happened about 2 years ago. Snuff is a common drug used by alot of people in my country, basically a bag with a shit ton of nicotine that you put under your lips to feel high. So even before this incident, I have used snus once before and threw up, the ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1634194557 | 1634195323 | t3_q7ucu6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Spirited_Low_5997: TIFU by locking my key in my locker at the gym
Obligatory on the mobile so excuse any weird format.
Pretty self explanatory title here and fairly predictable behaviour from 6am me.
As I’m getting undressed to go and take a shower after my morning session, i chuck all my things in the locker as y... | 3 | 6 |
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