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1633572731 | 1633576890 | t3_q2z26v | t5_2to41 | 20 | kscnia: TIFU by joking about having a sick day
This by far won't be the most interesting post you've read on here and I'm pretty sure we've all been in this situation to some degree but it's 2.50am and I need a rant.
So I work in a factory with mostly guys. I'm the only woman on the factory floor.
We all have banter a... | 4 | 5 | |
1633574230 | 1633578826 | t3_q2zg87 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Ilovegirlsbottoms: TIFU by cooking meat that was left out for 12 hours
Last night I took out some ground beef from the freezer, and left it out on the counter because I was currently moving stuff around in the fridge.
Since I put it on the counter that’s not directly beside the fridge, I didn’t put it in immediately ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1633574573 | 1633579259 | t3_q2zjd8 | t5_2to41 | 43 | beav0815: TIFU by Reaching My Hand into the Blender
This TIFU happened last week actually. My friends and I have been doing a series of cooking challenges. The best presented dish (we live far apart so tasting each dish isn’t an option) as voted on by us and our wives wins, and the winner gets to choose the next key i... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1633583081 | 1633628888 | t3_q31u25 | t5_2to41 | 471 | idgaffau: TIFU by taking it in the back door while constipated.
TL:DR at end
So anal is nothing new to me. I’ve done it before more than once and like it. Never had any issues.
Well I started talking to this new guy, and a few months in, we both wanted to do the nasty but I was in my period, so I of course asked “y... | 11 | 42.818182 | |
1633588818 | 1633619191 | t3_q336v4 | t5_2to41 | 13,605 | Lonely_Dot4732: TIFU by having my boyfriend finish inside of me
Buckle up, there's A LOT to this story than just the expected.
So my boyfriend and I are currently LDR and I visited him for a week in early August. Well, when we were doing some nsfw stuff we thought why not try finishing inside since we both found that ... | 16 | 850.3125 | |
1633590385 | 1633675330 | t3_q33jre | t5_2to41 | 221 | SureYouCannot: TIFU by permanently deleting all the pictures on Google Photos. My friends hadn't saved the pictures yet. Now we have none.
It just happened. Four of us went on a trip, Oct. 2nd-4th, a beach trip. Most of the photos were taken on my phone. We created a Google Drive and uploaded all the pictures on it. It... | 7 | 31.571429 | |
1633590719 | 1633624697 | t3_q33met | t5_2to41 | 248 | BrightOrangeFlowers: TIFU by breaking my 6yr olds heart
FU has been 3 mths in the making without me realising until today when my daughter has been crying her heart out most of the day 😢
A few times a year a charity I support runs a raffle to win a beach house. I always buy tickets and then wait for the email I didn’... | 8 | 31 | |
1633607046 | 1633616789 | t3_q37a02 | t5_2to41 | 32 | amangoh: TIFU by making my husband think our puppies were kidnapped...or worse.
This happened yesterday. We have 2 mini bernedoodles. My husband wakes up early every morning to let them out and feed them. We live in a new build house with no grass or backyard access, so we let them hang out on a long leash out front. T... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1633609863 | 1633653179 | t3_q381s5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | gamepenguin21: TIFU locking myself out of my collage suite.
Okay this is just as the tile says so a little background. I live on campus and it’s about a good two hour dive or so from my home and I have no car. The place I’m staying at is a suite which in collage is just four rooms that connect to a common room which th... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1633612985 | 1634062055 | t3_q38zxg | t5_2to41 | 420 | btw_sky_and_earth: TIFU by cashing a $0.88 check
15 years ago I received a framed stock certificate of a share of Disney stock as wedding present. Every year I receive checks of less than a dollar (dividend?) Some years I cashed it but some years I forget. A few days ago while shredding mail I saw one and thought I sho... | 11 | 38.181818 | |
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Usual_Patient_7201: It’s actually completely normal for someone your age. Especially where it was just an quick , fleeting thought and you instantly realized it wasn’t appropriate.
You did NOTHING wrong and are beating yourself up way too much over it.
YungJohn_Nash: Yeah the wei... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1633614267 | 1633630405 | t3_q39edz | t5_2to41 | 36,534 | Ezfruit_45: TIFU by accidentally getting a tattoo that was dedicated to sexual raceplay stuff
So! In a wild turn of events, the most recent tattoo that I got turns out to have a separate meaning than the one I intended. Completely... and totally... different.
The tattoo is a little heart with a Q above it. It is su... | 13 | 2,810.307692 | |
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delta8latecomer: As good as I can be
funaway727: What is Delta 8 THC? if you don't mind me asking
delta8latecomer: Its a type of thc made from hemp. The thc in marijuana is delta 9. Its still gets you high but its not a paranoid high. ... | 8 | 26 | |
1633615864 | 1633640591 | t3_q39y3c | t5_2to41 | 16 | wworrall: TIFU By getting lost in the Rockies, and almost needing to be rescued
My wife and I decided to take a "Kidless Vacation" to the west coast to visit the Rockies, and do some hiking. Neither one of us are very active, but she Really wanted to do this, so I agreed. We flew out on Friday, and decided to do the Hi... | 4 | 4 | |
1633618664 | 1633629319 | t3_q3awap | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TulsaGrassFire: Had to google her to find out who she is.
Justforthisnsfwting: So you don’t know r/TTDSWAD Right? 😂 NSFW
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1633622212 | 1633623684 | t3_q3c57d | t5_2to41 | 63 | wrongwaysir: TIFU by passing out at the doctor's office
This happened a few hours ago, my face is still bright red from the incident and my wife hasn't stopped laughing.
In the pursuit of transparency, I am a trans man. This detail would not be important if it weren't the entire reason I ended up in the mess I did. I'... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1633622611 | 1633624519 | t3_q3cabe | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MycroFeline: Say that again but more eloquently please.
EloquentMartyr: I will sure try.
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1633621905 | 1633632909 | t3_q3c1kv | t5_2to41 | 20 | Oscuron: TIFU by going exploring with my gf in a 4wheeler at night
Me and my girlfriend are doing a workaway in Costa Rica. (You work at a farm/hostel/ whatever and get to stay there for free, google it, it's pretty cool)
It was my birthday on the 4th and my boss was out of town from from the 4th until the 6th so he le... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1633623575 | 1633641750 | t3_q3cmln | t5_2to41 | 81 | Blackntosh: TIFU by running two days before my wedding
A legit TIFU since it happened an hour ago
On the last day I decided to before I my wedding I was casually jogging in a parking lot as part of a workout at my gym. As I get to the turnaround point I see a runner ahead of me move around a car that was backing up an... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1633624966 | 1633689510 | t3_q3d47c | t5_2to41 | 28 | yetanothershitname: Tifu by punching myself in the balls
So yeah, this happened five minutes ago and I'm sat here, sore plums in one hand, phone in the other.
I went shopping on my way home from a job today, thought I'd stock up on beer as aldi is cheaper than my corner shop. Also it was time to put some actual food i... | 4 | 7 | |
1633627256 | 1633649476 | t3_q3dxv1 | t5_2to41 | 277 | peachpit_21: Tifu by going to erotic massage
As I am typing this, I’m in complete disbelief that I seriously just wasted 100$.
Here’s the short backstory:
I hadn’t slept since 5pm.
Smoked a lot of weed during the day.
Jerked off at around 3am.
Spontaneously decide to on bike ride around the area with a friend from 6... | 11 | 25.181818 | |
1633628331 | 1633710351 | t3_q3ebte | t5_2to41 | 140 | frank_johnston3: Tifu by asking if Michael Jackson was a pedophile
So I should clarify this is a pretty old story.
Thursday, June 25th, 2009: Michael Jackson dies of an accidental medical overdose.
Friday June 26th (or knowing me, more likely Saturday 27th): I am scrolling Yahoo or YouTube and see the news.
I’m not ... | 14 | 10 | |
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Tubeman_Variety: Doesn't the discord have more than one mod?
buttsaxwithoutlube: it does.
Tubeman_Variety: Have you made your case to the other mods
buttsaxwithoutlube: Not yet still deciding if I want to
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1633629898 | 1633632740 | t3_q3evrz | t5_2to41 | 12 | XanaDraws: TIFU BY POSTING ABOUT "VEG CHICKEN" ON MY INSTA STORY
Sooo ,last night , my mom ordered a bunch of food from uber eats , what's the occasion? to celebrate my first patron (ngl quite a big achievement for an amateur artist who has been stuck at 300 followers for the past 2 years) and what she ordered was a ch... | 6 | 2 | |
1633631396 | 1633674303 | t3_q3fesj | t5_2to41 | 522 | Ooops-I-snooops: TIFU by fingering my wife with hot pepper fingers
30 minutes ago.
Showered, clean sheets, kids at school, both home for the day, sexy time overdue.
Making out, teasing each other, started playing with her lady parts with my left hand. All of a sudden, wife stops and asks if that was my chili fingers... | 4 | 130.5 | |
1633631339 | 1633648537 | t3_q3fe37 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my boss a nude instead of to my bf who then got mad at me for it
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upsidedowninsideout1: From what I read here, you took what could have been a catastrophically career ending fuckup to something that allowed you to find some real strength in yourself in making a positive change.
Good... | 6 | 3.5 | |
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Duc748s: Thanks for stepping up like that, taking care of someone's dog last minute like that is no small feat. I bet it was a great relief for him while he struggles with getting his life back to a somewhat stable place after that tragic event.
Explain to the office what happene... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1633634070 | 1633638138 | t3_q3gbv5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | jdawgnc: TIFU by being part of a toilet explosion
Disclaimer- first time poster so forgive any mistakes. On mobile, this happened years ago, etc... I didn't personally clog this particular toilet, but was involved in the aftermath...
So I (24m) was living with my friend J (25M) and his gf E (24F) at the time. J, I, an... | 3 | 5 | |
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bluelion70: In college, one of my fraternity brothers got this adorable puppy, who he promptly abandoned because puppies are actually a lot of work. We kept the dog in the House for a few weeks, taking turns taking care of him until we could find him a permanent home (he eventual... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1633641193 | 1633644993 | t3_q3ittt | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Snurdle: This is almost a word-for-word copy of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ciuu59/tifu_by_agreeing_to_an_open_relationship/), with some minor changes and additions, like specifying the ethnicity of the other guy.
OblivionJunkie: Yeah seems pretty copy/paste... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1633638154 | 1633709894 | t3_q3hrjx | t5_2to41 | 272 | KuroKen70: TIFU by Going to a Trampoline Park and Participating with my 7 y/o boy
This whole thing started last Saturday, the actual TIFU happened on Sunday. The place is part of a nationwide chain or franchises. As a working single dad, weekends with my son are a special time for us, I try to make sure that we are ... | 4 | 68 | |
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AWatsWats: You just happened to lose the data that proved your innocents eh? You're posting on reddit years later. Why are you still lying about it?
Also, don't talk shit about people at work before you know who are friends with who. Pretty common sense.
la3212: Also people post ... | 5 | 1 | |
1633642985 | 1633703931 | t3_q3jfj7 | t5_2to41 | 260 | antpile11: TIFU by saying "micro" with a southern accent and confusing my wife
Obligatory "this didn't happen today", but apparently over a period of time.
My wife isn't terribly technically literate, so she'll often ask me for technical advice.
I'm originally from the south, but I mostly got rid of my accent in my t... | 7 | 37.142857 | |
1633638870 | 1633672514 | t3_q3i0k4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | wW2_FaN_Modeller1134: TIFU by not going to swim classes (oh boy this is gonna be long)
So for context i have swim classes on tuesday and thursday and today i was supossed to go to the simming pool to, you know, swim and all. But for a not so weird reason (mainly laziness and that i felt a little bit sick) i decided not... | 4 | 2 | |
1633645782 | 1633713481 | t3_q3kbu0 | t5_2to41 | 8,846 | Caeliussss: TIFU by giving my newly engaged neighbor wine
I don’t really know them but they put up a life-sized cutout board in their apartment window with balloons that said “HAPPY ENGAGEMENT.” So I dropped off a bottle of wine at their door with a card that said “Saw your sign in the window, I don’t know you but you ... | 25 | 353.84 | |
1633648918 | 1633661589 | t3_q3l9v1 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Extinctmushroom: TIFU by answering a phone call and confirming for an interview infront of my boss
I work as a manager at a fast food restaurant. And today i got a phone call from a correctional officer recruiter. I put in an application a week ago because of the pay difference and the oppertunity to start a real caree... | 5 | 7 | |
1633651691 | 1633658443 | t3_q3m2ug | t5_2to41 | 599 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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cari_chan: Your wife is insane. The best thing you can do is clear your name, get as much custody as possible, and get as far away from that toxic relationship as you can.
neefhond: Should be an easy custody battle when he shows those videos of her rage.
dmlemco: I don't want to t... | 15 | 39.933333 | |
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ihavenousername47: What did we learn from this pantsing of a life lesson, always google what something is worth so you dont get screwed
functi0nalPsych0path: Right,,, and make sure you take care of your stuff.
ihavenousername47: Guy sold a box near me for 28k last week
functi0nalP... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1633664758 | 1633665116 | t3_q3pom6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Maddogg1503: TIFU By Making My Manager Mad
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UntamedTesla: Was it an accident or did he have the intent to injure you?
Maddogg1503: He had full intent on cutting me
UntamedTesla: If it were me I’d 100% report it
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1633665782 | 1633716053 | t3_q3py62 | t5_2to41 | 2,482 | littlbutterkitten: TIFU by getting horny while playing solitaire
This is one of those TIFU that builds up over time but I only realised it tonight.
I have a bit of a bedtime routine. Not every night but perhaps three or four nights a week I'll sit outside my flat and play solitaire on my phone while smoking my last jo... | 9 | 275.777778 | |
1633667593 | 1633668013 | t3_q3qepj | t5_2to41 | 14 | ntmw: TIFU by handling hot peppers then using the bathroom immediately after.
I arrived home tonight late for dinner. My wife cooked Thai green curry and it was sitting lukewarm on the stove. She’s pregnant so she hasn’t been into spicy foods like we usually have been. I started reheating the curry and grabbed a dried ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1633673663 | 1633692857 | t3_q3rv1a | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing the girl I was asking out was trans
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Ak-Shayn: Go on the date man. What if you have an amazing time? You could be passing up on something really great because you’re concerned with something that really doesn’t matter in my opinion.
Conv1ctedPed0phile72: I may consider it but dun... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1633674314 | 1633703661 | t3_q3s0gy | t5_2to41 | 126 | kimjong_illist: TIFU by getting stuck in a public bathroom during autoclean
As per usual this happend about 9/10 years ago......
When I first moved to Christchurch (NZ), I was working in a english bar right next to Cathedral Square. The All whites (NZ's official soccer team) where playing and hadn't lost a game and th... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1633676583 | 1633712531 | t3_q3si4w | t5_2to41 | 17 | loveybeeloo: Tifu by over sharing before I could process my thoughts and emotions with, with my “boss”
So first, it’s not what it seems, not some romance drama between my boss and I. So, last week I asked a coworker what his rates were for his work, he told me and I said ok. I didn’t mention anything else. We’re tattoo... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1633674880 | 1633693186 | t3_q3s51u | t5_2to41 | 320 | jennymadisonjn: TIFU by almost burning my kitchen down
Before I write about what happened, I know I'm stupid. This happened 15 minutes ago.
So, I have this cast iron pan at home which doesn't have an insulated handle. When I was cooking, the pan kept moving. To keep it in place, I decided to use a tissue I had previou... | 6 | 53.333333 | |
1633685133 | 1633721030 | t3_q3u7z7 | t5_2to41 | 9,472 | tczetazone: TIFU by pronouncing "Kanye West" incorrectly
So I was on a date the other day. It was probably our 4th date and things were looking up.
I thought this date was going really well right until my date started talking about celebrities. Now I have a specific set of interests that I can talk about forever, but ... | 16 | 592 | |
1633684938 | 1633718420 | t3_q3u6ox | t5_2to41 | 440 | MC_CouchHero: TIFU By watching an Harry Potter movie
This happened circa 2005, when I was about 10 years old. My parents worked all day from 8am to 8pm, so they dropped me off at my grandmother's house. There wasn’t much for a 10 y.o. to entertain itself. I played soccer, rode my bicycle, played with Legos or my Gamebo... | 10 | 44 | |
1633697424 | 1633788104 | t3_q3x345 | t5_2to41 | 861 | FuzztoneWayne: TIFU by accidentally telling my wife I've considered divorce
'Twas a beautiful serene evening in our pitoresque little Dutch town. My wife and I were just watching a TV programme about single parenting. The kids were in bed, there was wine on the table, life was good. We'd been having some marital issues... | 7 | 123 | |
1633698354 | 1633742169 | t3_q3xdbf | t5_2to41 | 21,678 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my wife an orgasm
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rcraver8: And now you won't be getting a chance to give your wife an orgasm with your daughter in the house again. Sorry for your loss.
caligrown123: Lol yea unfortunately. This happened to us the other day. At least your wife came up with a good excuse like “falling ... | 15 | 1,445.2 | |
1633703331 | 1633706707 | t3_q3yvpq | t5_2to41 | 331 | throwaway_AandE: TIFU by letting my old boss know about some sex toys
Throwaway for obvious reasons. Today my wife found a Tik Tok about a type of sex toy we haven't tried before. Being the adventurous husband I am, I thought it would be fun to buy one give it a go. Gotta keep things interesting, right? I logged on to ... | 3 | 110.333333 | |
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sharkie777: There is a super low bar for a tifu these days, apparently.
Fatcockboy69: for sure. also go fuck your self
[deleted]: Girl you’re the one on Reddit complaining about YOUR problems to random people. Shut the hell up and go get a life you loser. Now I can see why you’re ... | 9 | -1.444444 | |
1633705579 | 1633713350 | t3_q3zmhw | t5_2to41 | 38 | look-a-lurker: TIFU by not knowing the life cycle of a fly
A bit of backstory, my husband and I live in a two story apartment, the lower story of which flooded a bit during Hurricane Ida. We gutted and cleared out the bottom and have been living in the upstairs area until work can be done.
About a week ago I was down... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1633709841 | 1633711692 | t3_q411gg | t5_2to41 | 43 | suicul1: TIFU by eating wild mushroom from the forest
Well the fuck up was last night. Yesterday my father, my uncle and me went for a long walk and collected mushrooms. My uncle has a high knowledge of mushrooms and we directly found nice mushrooms like chanterelles or boletuses. After collecting some and also some ot... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1633709790 | 1633720735 | t3_q410u3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | PettyPrince1: TIFU by being the bigger person
I just started a new school in August and so far everything has been good. Ive made a good number of friends. So today as I walked back from PE there were two boys behind me. They have been known to be bullies. I’ve barely spoken to them and when I have I’ve been really nic... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1633710362 | 1633711527 | t3_q417nx | t5_2to41 | 67 | kashmir726: TIFU by blowing a kiss to our office property and maintenance guy
This happened just now, and I feel like I should just crawl under my desk and never resurface.
Our fairly conservative office’s older, male, married property and maintenance guy came to my office to chat before the Thanksgiving long weekend... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1633711922 | 1633806659 | t3_q41qei | t5_2to41 | 161 | kittyness02: TIFU By Accidentally Creating A Gas Chamber in My Shower
I’m going to preface this with the fact that I’m a notorious label reader and clean freak. Back in the Dark Ages (aka high school) I passed AP Chem with flying colors, so I can only blame this idiocy on being overtired and distracted.
We (my hubs a... | 6 | 26.833333 | |
1633715696 | 1633728947 | t3_q431fp | t5_2to41 | 5 | PaleontologistOk1789: Doubt ruined me
So I (female) always struggled with anxiety, depression, and bipolar with psychosis and I don’t realize that I’m in any episode until something really bad happens, and that happened at 1am today. Me and my fiancé have been living together for almost a year now and it’s just mostly ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1633715879 | 1633722073 | t3_q433pp | t5_2to41 | 130 | unitedenterprisesinc: Tifu by jacking of and becoming impotent
Obligatory didn’t happen today but about a year ago.
I started to get weirdly into edging. For the people who don’t know what that means: edging is the delaying of orgasm during mastrubation. Not only will it make your orgasm much more intense, you also c... | 7 | 18.571429 | |
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Forgetful8nine: You're not the first and certainly won't be the last.
acediac01: Facts of life right here.
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1633715977 | 1633727666 | t3_q434xi | t5_2to41 | 5 | Nathfres: TIFU My MBA because I didn't check my e-mail
So I'm doing a MBA in agribusiness, after doing my classes I am now in the process of doing my final paper (I really don't know the name tha you guys given to the paper that you need to defend to obtain a degree), or I should say, I should be in the process of doin... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1633717744 | 1633905945 | t3_q43qja | t5_2to41 | 17,289 | DudeFromBahston: TIFU: NEVER MOW YOUR NEIGHBOR’S LAWN
I was mowing my lawn a couple weeks ago when I noticed that a tiny part of my neighbor’s lawn was left uncut. I thought maybe their mower had run out of gas, so I did what any good neighbor would do. I knocked on their door and offered to mow the uncut part. The wom... | 12 | 1,440.75 | |
1633717634 | 1633894566 | t3_q43p99 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to close the sanitary thing in the high school bathroom
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monkeyhead_man: Dang, just don’t be weird about it and it won’t be weird. Half the population of the world get periods
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ZiggyStar844: Yeah OP is overthinking. The louder you are doing "embarassing" stuf, the le... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1633719273 | 1633953244 | t3_q448qt | t5_2to41 | 122 | Azzizzi: TIFU when a coworker asked me what I think of her nipples.
Not today, but a while back.
Long story. Business trip. Fire alarm in hotel. She comes out in a t-shirt with arms crossed. I asked if she was cold. She says "no," but explains she's not wearing a bra and doesn't want to gross anyone out with her "big ... | 4 | 30.5 | |
1633723202 | 1633995583 | t3_q45jiy | t5_2to41 | 27 | SnooSketches1275: TIFU Attemnpting to buy myself a birthday present I have been wanting since a child.
TIFU Attemnpting to buy myself a birthday present I have been wanting since a child and Im now 32. I live in North Dallas, where Traxxas, the largest RC car/etc manufacturer, and RC's have always been one my hobbies.... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1633724571 | 1633742584 | t3_q4603g | t5_2to41 | 2,361 | Nerevarine95: TIFU by eating Carolina Reaper flavored beef jerky on my honeymoon.
So, my wife and I married this past Saturday. Beautiful wedding, lovely time, blah blah blah. We worked Monday-Wednesday and are currently on vacation through the weekend. This morning she says that she'd like to drive into the local tour... | 6 | 393.5 | |
1633724694 | 1633879011 | t3_q461gt | t5_2to41 | 501 | julianelalcalde: TIFU by getting the cute gym receptionist fired
Obligatory this didn't happen today, rather around three months ago. Also written on mobile so apologies for formatting
So around this time, I've just moved to a new town for a job and after some contractual bs from the local branch of my gym, I decide t... | 9 | 55.666667 | |
1633725283 | 1633726711 | t3_q4686j | t5_2to41 | 82 | herewegoagainyeet: TIFU by accidentally posting my private rant
This was more like a few days ago but just found out. I was told by a friend that my ex best friend was openly making fun of my progress toward healing my trauma, along with stating everything they felt wrong about me along with mocking my religious view... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1633725171 | 1633726020 | t3_q466w5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | goughjo: TIFU by getting turned away at the gate to the plane. I literally watched the plane leave. I did not have a valid covid pass.
TLDR; I was like Tom Cruise in Terminal for about half an hour. PSA: be careful to read BOTH government websites when you plan to do international travel.
I was traveling from England ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1633726164 | 1633975632 | t3_q46ijj | t5_2to41 | 2,607 | nnelson13: TIFU by getting high and having anal sex with my wife
Obligatory it didn't happen today, but around 3 weeks ago.
To set the scene, we were both smoking our vape pens and watching Anime (Rising of the Shield Hero if you're interested) while naked in bed. We were stoked to finally feel up to smoking and sex ... | 8 | 325.875 | |
1633727758 | 1633732608 | t3_q471c1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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notalotasleep: That's so weird OP. I feel like this was you showing off to get some kind of admiring response. They get it already; you're intelligent and well read. Thing is your colleagues don't care and you flexing like this has backfired massively.
You really need to work o... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1633731970 | 1633764765 | t3_q48d61 | t5_2to41 | 1,746 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Suitable-Dog-7852: Bro you’ve still got time to delete this
LiftedBlueTundra: Too late. Already took a screenshot and sent it to a ton of people
This will never die
[Told you, screenshot means it lives forever](https://imgur.com/a/eRSuhE2)
plan_with_stan: I have to see this now... | 7 | 249.428571 | |
1633735031 | 1633736647 | t3_q49ajc | t5_2to41 | 8 | matt-ross: TIFU: Failed my career path for this year
I'm in something called Career Partners at work, where you meet with other young professionals once every four months and talks about career goals. Great, because I want to get certified this year. I virtually attend my meetings with my two group members, starting in... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1633737961 | 1633740054 | t3_q4a58r | t5_2to41 | 17 | iwtbhphm: TIFU by driving into a parade
TIFU by driving upstream through a parade.
This just happened a couple hours ago. No one was hurt. I feel like an absolute idiot, but I just can't believe that there wasn't anyone stopping traffic and more surprised that parents let their kids swarm around a car going upstream ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1633737286 | 1633742261 | t3_q49y4r | t5_2to41 | 23 | Stolen_Oyster: TIFU by selling my old beater car for a motorcycle. Turns out it’s an unsafe money pit.
Basically that’s it. Sold my shitty car for a cheap Craigslist bike, rode it around, and decided to buy it. Rode a past roommate’s around a few times and never owned one of my own. Don’t really know much about them ou... | 9 | 2.555556 | |
1633741977 | 1633747390 | t3_q4b8ql | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting basic chemistry and hitting a wine stain with lysol
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thottwheels: Tell me your wealthy without telling me your wealthy
phosphoenolpiirate: ...bro it's $8 wine on a wine rack the size of a kitchen cabinet I???
Pineapplicious_: I think it’s because you have a kitchen all your own yo... | 6 | 4 | |
1633742315 | 1633794614 | t3_q4bbvy | t5_2to41 | 4,085 | Obsessedthenbored: Tifu by accidentally saying something very dirty
Background: I, unlike many of my fellow women, cannot tolerate heat. For example I take lukewarm showers whereas my husband prefers the water scalding. We even made it a point to get separate shower heads because when we shower together my water is far... | 8 | 510.625 | |
1633744173 | 1633802963 | t3_q4btc4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | AlwaysHas_Been: TIFU by grabbing the wrong charger
For context, I(16) left my chrome charger in class. I left it in the classroom, and some person must have took it, seeing as the teacher did not find it in their classroom, and niether did the cleaning staff. Therefore, I looked in my classes, because I dont want to p... | 5 | 1 | |
1633746951 | 1633774133 | t3_q4cib5 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get bug out of my friend’s hair
Firstly, I want to say that we’re both fine, but we will definitely remember this shitshow forever.
I live in Austin, Texas but I’m currently in Sioux Falls, South Dakota because a family member is getting married here tomorrow. But, I’m actually staying ove... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1633747125 | 1633802615 | t3_q4cjqo | t5_2to41 | 35 | fuckoff-------------: TIFU by throwing up on my boss the first day of a new job
So I literally just started a new job today and I have been so excited for it. It’s my first non-retail or tutoring job and I’m doing something that I’m super passionate about. So I met my boss who was a super sweet woman and she taught me ... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1633748877 | 1633750435 | t3_q4cz60 | t5_2to41 | 102 | MelodySlim: TIFU by sleeping with my parents
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StatisticianLivid710: I don’t know how old you are, but if you’re old enough to be on Reddit, you’re too old to sleep with your parents
MelodySlim: Yeah never doing it again. Lesson learned.
ItsHowWellYouMowFast: Assuming that you're not another idiot that comes to... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1633749265 | 1633751921 | t3_q4d2jc | t5_2to41 | 21 | Beverice: TIFU by going completely off the path at a national forest/mountain
This happened today.
Me and two friends are on a road trip and we stopped at a national park/forest, with the top of the hiking path about 1500 feet up.
I am pretty out of shape and my friends are not. While going up the arduous ~35 degree p... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1633752831 | 1633753700 | t3_q4dxn7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | InfiniteCalendar1: TIFU by smoking a tiny bit of weed in the house
Okay so to preface, this happened a couple days ago.
I (20F) have a friend who kinda became my plug, and I had like 1 gram. I’m not a stoner as I smoked for the first time one month ago. I recently ordered a bowl and a grinder on Amazon so when this h... | 4 | 1 | |
1633752830 | 1633755483 | t3_q4dxmm | t5_2to41 | 9 | 501_STi: TIFU: Stay strapped or get clapped
This happened about a month ago,
I work in an industrial plumbing and fabrication shop where we build big tanks for wastewater treatment systems. I was alone in the shop after my supervisor cut out early for the weekend. I was working away with my headphones in while trimmin... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1633754625 | 1633790828 | t3_q4ecbr | t5_2to41 | 16 | DontDrinkAcetone: TIFU by not knocking down the spider in the corner of my bathroom before taking a shower.
Obligatory this didn't actually happen today.
So yesterday I needed to take a shower and I saw a daddy longlegs the size of a golf ball in the corner of the ceiling above the tub. In my area, these are really co... | 4 | 4 | |
1633754612 | 1633761240 | t3_q4ec85 | t5_2to41 | 56 | verendas: TIFU by not knowing what a shirley temple was
So this happened when i was 16, however, the memory didnt come back to me untill tonight. I was with this girl at the time who i ended up being with for exactly 3 years. This was the start of our relationship when we were still awkward teenagers and when it happen... | 4 | 14 | |
1633755676 | 1633815969 | t3_q4ekqe | t5_2to41 | 118 | emac404: Tifu by taking the pill.
This happened Thursday night and it’s currently Saturday. I’ve been on the same pill for about 6 years now with absolutely no issues.
Thursday night I’m in bed, my leg has been a little achy all day but I haven’t thought that much of it, tried to walk it off and just continued on with... | 10 | 11.8 | |
1633756350 | 1633759193 | t3_q4epu8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Chiryder: So you slipped the dog in unnoticed and are flipping out that you cant just slip the dog out? Or you want to keep the dog, and risk a $200 fine? Go take it to a shelter. Whats the big deal?
Pollendew: Our shelter is very over crowded and wont even be open until noon Mond... | 11 | 0.363636 | |
1633756188 | 1633871656 | t3_q4eojw | t5_2to41 | 15 | photobombingkat: TIFU by taking the dog out and closing the door
I'm locked out of my house.
We had to replace our front door because termites had eaten a decent sized hole through it. Solid wood door and I could fit my fist completely inside and through the wood. And in the proceed of replacing the door, we discovere... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1633762633 | 1633763722 | t3_q4g0ln | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Filthy_Kate: If you haven’t lived through a shart together, are you even in love?
[deleted]: Then that means I truly do love her.
Filthy_Kate: D’awwwwwwww!
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1633765013 | 1633770674 | t3_q4giqb | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: These things do happen. Enjoy the couch for tonight. Put the "blur NSFW Pics" setting on. 😂 Tell her the funny story tomorrow as a funny story. Hopefully she'll laugh. 🤷🏻♀️
Pastlactose3213141: >"my wife left to sleep on the couch"
Didn't OP's wife sleep on the c... | 4 | 17 | |
1633767668 | 1633770509 | t3_q4h2u7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ShadowfaxRedPill: my worst fear
Fabulous_Surprise_93: On the to do list
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1633774878 | 1633778664 | t3_q4iler | t5_2to41 | 73 | IncrediblyStupid1837: TIFU by setting my hands on fire
So... throwaway for being ashamed & not native english - so sorry for this as usual...
Background: Yesterday evening I (m,48) was out with a good friend, having some (a lot) of beers and smoked a lot (trying to stop for a long time... but with alcohol as an ex... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1633777786 | 1633804228 | t3_q4j8dh | t5_2to41 | 496 | I_Wear_Jeans: TIFU by brushing my teeth before sex
My wife and I were just getting into a particularly enthralling episode of “My Lottery Dream Home” when I decided it was snack time. So, I paused the show and asked her if she wanted anything from the kitchen.
She said, “Will you bring me the peanuts and M&Ms?”
A... | 7 | 70.857143 | |
1633779685 | 1633805090 | t3_q4jna3 | t5_2to41 | 149 | ace_valentine: TIFU by not checking if there's a second elevator at the movies
I got a job at the cinema a little more than a week ago, and today they put me at the entrance for the first time to check everyone's tickets. So of course there had to be a major fuck up at my first day on the entrance.
A woman came with ... | 4 | 37.25 | |
1633808547 | 1633838254 | t3_q4k4q7 | t5_2to41 | 245 | panda-erz: No problem.
mrsbebe: Okay.
xX-RainyFox-Xx: Wow!
ciscotheginger: Whoops...
frimpa_preza: Nice demo!
rfkbr: Great pass!
ottos123gr8m8: Holy cow!
Breeze223: My bad...
Singl1: I got it!
Bloddynoose: Faking!
OldSoulReborn: Whew.
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1633781825 | 1633793307 | t3_q4k6jo | t5_2to41 | 25 | F1ng3rs_Cr0ss3d: TIFU by posting a gif about my wife and I having sex in a group chat with my MiL.
Title mainly. This happened yesterday. We have a WhatsApp group chat between my wife, MiL and I to help coordinate shopping lists and share pictures of the kids. My wife posted a pic of our three month old daughter wearin... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1633789238 | 1634851077 | t3_q4m9yi | t5_2to41 | 62 | AsahiYuugen: TIFU by asking my partner's mother too many questions
So for a little backstory, I'm (17) currently in a long-distance relationship (CH - US) with my partner (16). Yesterday, I noticed that my choir would be performing right at the start of her spring break, and since she has a part-time job, she'd be able... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1633792821 | 1633801030 | t3_q4myd7 | t5_2to41 | 1 | CanalAnswer: I’m not certain that helping a minor watch porn is the best way for you to spend your time. It’s bad enough that you’re undermining their parents.
rrickitickitavi: It's not about porn. OP's parents are emotionally abusive. OP needs to know that his parents' behavior is not normal, even though he obviously ... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1633793844 | 1633906255 | t3_q4npdh | t5_2to41 | 258 | ov3rcl0ck: TIFU by moving the birthday flowers my girlfriend got me to my desk
My girlfriend got me some flowers for my birthday last weekend. Three beautiful roses and some lilies in a short 8" vase. It was one of the most thoughtful and beautiful birthdays I've ever had and the first time I've ever received flowers.
... | 7 | 36.857143 | |
1633796750 | 1633846374 | t3_q4omg2 | t5_2to41 | 2,226 | wattwaffle: TIFU: By grabbing my wife's butt while we were watching a movie about a sexual predator (Bombshell).
To set the stage: my wife and I happily married for DECADES and in our home, I (discreetly) grab her butt all the time. Outside of the unfortunate timing, my darling wife would not have been upset at all.... | 14 | 159 |
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