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1634388629 | 1634424359 | t3_q9bdgf | t5_2to41 | 29 | Globalforminf: TIFU by taking a home made vaccine.
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GDubbsingame: Even as stupid as the average Trumper/anti-vaxxer is, I feel like this is a put on. No one could possibly be as stupid as this, right? Riiiiiiiiight?????
sld126: They’re eating horse dewormer so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
FirstVice: My dog was once prescrib... | 9 | 3.222222 | |
1634390621 | 1634403594 | t3_q9bxdh | t5_2to41 | 13 | Plopgoestheweasle: TIFU by not getting an oven thermometer sooner
Proof kinda: https://imgur.com/gallery/QMULCmk
I moved to Texas for grad school about two months ago. I love cooking, but for some reason since I’ve moved, EVERYTHING I make here gets burned. Not to toot my own horn, but generally, I do make some great ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1634391168 | 1634392251 | t3_q9c2t0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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CrazyPants333: You could've just skipped to the better part
babysuck123: That's what I was thinking.
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1634401426 | 1634472802 | t3_q9f92w | t5_2to41 | 371 | throwaroo587889: TIFU by sexting my girlfriend while delivering food
This is a throwaway, obviously, as I don't want to get fired. But I felt someone might find this funny...
So me (m22) and my girlfriend (f21) are currently saving up for a trip to New York, and we're university students. We have several jobs, and one... | 6 | 61.833333 | |
1634403156 | 1634405579 | t3_q9fsna | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DozerBones: Do you know the man? If so contact the police
Emergency-Rice-4053: and what will I say?
someone took a puppy living in the street home
DozerBones: I didn't know they were stray puppies.
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1634405823 | 1634470437 | t3_q9gnj3 | t5_2to41 | 22,244 | sorrygirl818: TIFU By Walking to the Car Wash
I live in an area where it is just starting to be Fall weather and so, the leaves are falling. I drive a white car with a semi-matte finish, which is very hard to keep clean. Plus, when the leaves fall they leave behind a sticky substance which I assume is sap or something... | 13 | 1,711.076923 | |
1634408459 | 1634409320 | t3_q9hifk | t5_2to41 | 42 | SushiThief: TIFU by wearing by favorite pants for a night out.
This was some time ago of course, and I was new to the gay club scene. (In fact, I’m still kinda new to the gay club scene…) But I was reminded of it and I wanted to share.
A friend said to meet him at the club. Since the night’s theme was ‘EDM’, I thought... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1634407098 | 1634411428 | t3_q9h28o | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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LegendOmegaX: Only clicking on it did the job?
hey_ryuzaki: No it asked me to login it took my password from there :(
THEDARKMANTA117: Then yeah I agree with your self analysis. You are in fact a dumbass.
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1634409056 | 1634465386 | t3_q9hpc6 | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Sonofmay: My roommate and I are trying to figure out how you managed to mash your finger that badly doing a squat…did you like..stick your hand out as you fell back and it somehow got smashed by the weight? Did the weights fall off and the bar smashed it? Cause we can’t figure out... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1634411374 | 1634520832 | t3_q9ifwi | t5_2to41 | 1,137 | WolfBearPup: TIFU by holding someone else’s poo in a nightclub bathroom.
Customary, not today. Happened a few years back.
I was at a club night in London Bridge. We’d managed to sneak in some MDMA and immediately dropped a couple of bombs. Gets to about two hours later and I’m absolutely buzzing off my tits.
I need t... | 9 | 126.333333 | |
1634411438 | 1634416032 | t3_q9igmf | t5_2to41 | 22 | Joshie2112: TIFU by making a joke in the chat in my zoom class.
So it all started on Thursday when I got an email from my school that we would be doing a remote day on Friday. I was not happy about this at first and I was totally right because of how much of a mess everything would be the next day.
I got up on Friday ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1634413902 | 1634436154 | t3_q9j84v | t5_2to41 | 97 | Carrot_Master45: tifu by making a very, VERY poorly timed your mom joke
(sorry if it's short or formatted weirdly or anything, I'm new to reddit
Backstory: For my last 2 years of middle school, I went to a program based on science and technology, but this story takes place in the first year of high school
Story: I me... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1634416229 | 1634466329 | t3_q9jyd5 | t5_2to41 | 723 | [deleted]: TIFU by mispronouncing my coworker's name
Happened earlier today; I work at a Dunkin Donuts during the morning shift when I don't have any college classes.
I have one coworker named Kamini, pronounced "Kah-mini." I, being the American I am, mispronounced it like "Kah-mee-nee" when asking her for help or if I... | 6 | 120.5 | |
1634415813 | 1634516628 | t3_q9jtoh | t5_2to41 | 1,599 | Moshroom7: TIFU by unknowingly helping a convicted rapist
I checked my mail and found an envelope wrongfully sent to me. As I'm going to return it back to my mailbox, I saw the return address was the local county jail. The back of the envelope said I LOVE YOU with some drawings by it..
I was like holyyy shit! This gu... | 15 | 106.6 | |
1634417555 | 1634458653 | t3_q9kcrt | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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EtrosGuardian: Just curious. How did you bend down to someone in front of you?
[deleted]: He was like 4 feet tall - if that - and everybody was just looking around being bored. I was just trying to make small talk. I should also add - which makes it more awkward as I think about i... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1634418713 | 1634917755 | t3_q9kpv4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | chunkamunka3: Tifu by taking a stool softner.
Throwawah account obviously. I'm on mobile so please disregard the formatting. This was last night.
So me and my husband put the kids to bed and we started to just have us time. Well I took a stool softener the night before and figured everything would be fine. So we star... | 5 | 3 | |
1634420418 | 1634477961 | t3_q9l852 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Torbuttone: TIFU by bringing my girlfriend to a friends group for the first time and not standing up for myself
I (25m) brought my girlfriend (25f) to my friends group and it was horrible.
I brought her with anxiety in my mind to my friends circle. She seemed to be entertained and just went along with it. There my two... | 5 | 2 | |
1634422357 | 1634476610 | t3_q9lsta | t5_2to41 | 170 | Leftunders: TIFU By Telling a Joke I Read in My Dad's Playboy
Oblig Admission: "T" != "Today"
For you youngsters out there, Playboy was how horny teenage boys got to see naked women before the internet. They actually delivered a magazine with pictures of naked women to your house. Lots of kids I knew had dads w... | 3 | 56.666667 | |
1634422884 | 1634426817 | t3_q9ly7z | t5_2to41 | 29 | dentalgirl74: TIFU and crowned myself the mom of the year.
I’m currently camping (glamping) with my DH and two sons. Younger son(12) and I tend to be early risers and around 6:45 this morning he came and asked me to make him hot cocoa. DS likes his mug to be 1/2 cocoa and 1/2 milk, basically warm chocolate milk. I didn... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1634424305 | 1634424943 | t3_q9md1p | t5_2to41 | 93 | brennesel: TIFU by writing a warning message for my wife
Just as a heads up: I'm not a native English speaker so be nice.
This TIFU actually happened today, but I only noticed it now that I'm going to bed.
At noon today my wife asked me if I could build a shelf for her. Usually I like to do this, but I also know that... | 3 | 31 | |
1634427402 | 1634431904 | t3_q9n7fm | t5_2to41 | 55 | toxafox: TIFU by trying to light a cigarette on the stove.
Okay. So obligatory this happened about 4 days ago. Also I’m on mobile so formatting.
So a few days ago, we had a pipe burst under our kitchen sink for the second time since we moved in 3 months ago. I had had a bad day and even though I’ve quit for over 7 mo... | 12 | 4.583333 | |
1634432689 | 1634488271 | t3_q9on4h | t5_2to41 | 298 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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callalilykeith: Well you know what Jesus was about, not forgiving people.
I understand kids being upset, but even the adults?
Sufficient_Bison_733: Yep. They were upset because the kid was.
XBattousaiX: Yes, because as a parent, you don't already feel bad enough for disappointing... | 6 | 49.666667 | |
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MangledBarkeep: Move. Once you let anger influence your "unrequited love" it just changed into lust.
A couple of years bottling up your feelings only will lead to worse happening.
Toxbunny080: Yeah moving is easier said than done but I have given it thought
MangledBarkeep: Naw i... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1634434589 | 1634466476 | t3_q9p52e | t5_2to41 | 87 | sneaky_pancake77: TIFU by having sex
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, it happened freshman year of college, so a few years ago.
Before we start, and this is important, my vision is very poor without my glasses/contacts.
My freshman year of college, I became friends with this girl and we had a fwb situation going... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1634435021 | 1634476942 | t3_q9p90a | t5_2to41 | 279 | darwhyte: TIFU by obeying my parents
First the obligatory this didn’t happen today. It happened a long time ago when I was a child.
When I was 6 years old I was with my parents when they parked In front of a store. They told me they were only going to be in there for a few minutes, and they wanted me to wait in th... | 4 | 69.75 | |
1634436370 | 1634463808 | t3_q9plko | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BjjChowsky: But hey look at the bright side , you can one day feed twins with one titty!!?!
Termsandconditionsch: That’s going to be one difficult (And probably painful) latch but… upvoted.
BjjChowsky: The ultimate titty twister.
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1634436277 | 1634506143 | t3_q9pkq2 | t5_2to41 | 17 | YourEvilHero: TIFU by applying for a job on indeed as a delivery driver then when I got there I was expected to be a waiter on top of it; then getting let go after an hour for not being a good fit
I applied for a couple jobs on indeed as a delivery driver. One to a fine dining Italian restaurant and one to a Chinese re... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1634440111 | 1636776536 | t3_q9qjor | t5_2to41 | 197 | kaiidos: TIFU by possibly getting rabies
Technically part of this happened yesterday, but I've been asleep for 15 hours so I'll count it.
Yesterday, me and two of my friends went to a bonfire to hang out. Ate some food, all of us were on a roll with jokes, it was a great time all around. We had so much fun, in fact, t... | 12 | 16.416667 | |
1634441584 | 1634515041 | t3_q9qwv6 | t5_2to41 | 146 | TheStandardDeviant: TIFU by calling myself a f*****t
So I’m on BART literally right now going home from work when I get on a lady with a Spanish accent asks me “is MacArthur?” I let her know it’s not. I’m originally from Southern California and took several semesters on college so I have enough comprehension to help he... | 4 | 36.5 | |
1634445621 | 1634447767 | t3_q9rvfz | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Scared_of_zombies: FYI There’s different levels of “blind”…
Due-Golf-611: Oh I know! The argument was about people who are completely blind.
ms_horseshoe: Is it possible that she just very strongly believes something that isn't true?
Due-Golf-611: I’m not sure. She claims that her... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1634447685 | 1634449204 | t3_q9scar | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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warmfuzzy509: You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately
You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better.
upsidedowninsideout1: Are you sure you want to do that?
After all, they’ll give him a whi... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1634441827 | 1634453637 | t3_q9qz15 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU By Losing My Cat
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LegendOmegaX: Glad you found yours. Mine went out on Wednesday and on Friday we found his mauled body. Fucking stray dogs I tell you.
oversittingme: Sorry, that sucks.
Mine was an outdoor/indoor guy, a few months back he just didn't come home one day.
A few days later I foun... | 3 | 8 | |
1634451087 | 1634453148 | t3_q9t2hg | t5_2to41 | 37 | FoolInSpace: TIFU by accidentally killing my girlfriend's Minecraft dog
This happened just a few minutes ago, she was playing Minecraft on Xbox one and I was sitting next to her. She rarely plays video games and struggles a bit with the controls. So she was out looking for a cow to lure home with her dog by her side wh... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1634457015 | 1634462459 | t3_q9u9hk | t5_2to41 | 57 | Chillingwithscooby: TIFU by renting a cheap motel
Well Reddit. I never thought this day would come…but I did it. I messed up.
I am in the process of a road trip and I decided to book a motel for the night because it was getting dark and I was tired. So, I tried to find the cheapest thing I could get to save money. BIG... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1634457264 | 1634487500 | t3_q9ubd5 | t5_2to41 | 5,720 | NookEmDookEm: TIFU by trying to help my grandma get on a train
This happened a few years ago in Japan.
I always try to help my 92 year old grandma get onto the train and get a seat. I do that by holding onto her sleeve so we don't get separated and sort of nudging her into a seat.
It was busy that day but I was deter... | 8 | 715 | |
1634460774 | 1634502727 | t3_q9v0em | t5_2to41 | 20 | ppelife_series: TIFU by unintentionally ignoring a random person
Obligatory notice this happened 2 weeks ago.
I was in queue to order food that day when my wife called me to give her diaper bag for our 10 month old. I’m not social, you can say weird or introvert and have a hard time talking to strangers. But I turned ... | 4 | 5 | |
1634459571 | 1634539914 | t3_q9urxt | t5_2to41 | 1,194 | bearbutt1337: TIFU by ignoring the fact that I knew I was gonna have my period
Disclaimer: If you're grossed out by period blood, maybe this post isn't for you.
I knew I was gonna have my period today. When I know it's coming, the first thing I do in the morning is go to the bathroom to pee. But apparently I felt bold... | 9 | 132.666667 | |
1634459714 | 1634512588 | t3_q9usxg | t5_2to41 | 162 | Ninjette-xoxo: TIFU by saying I’d kill myself if anything would happen to my pet chickens.
*TW: Suicide*
My friend, Lacey, came over in the midst of a crisis as her boyfriend, who broke up with her on Tuesday, attempted his life this morning and she came over in a state of panic. After a two hour counselling session, ... | 5 | 32.4 | |
1634472996 | 1634494813 | t3_q9xksq | t5_2to41 | 5,269 | Reaper_Red: TIFU by blue balling myself into the emergency room
Let me preface this by saying that I've been trying not to masturbate for about a month now because I felt like I was doing it too much and I'm trying to change my pleasure seeking/instant gratification ways.
So I woke up one morning and started doing my ... | 17 | 309.941176 | |
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tr0npl: Full body wax
thebemusedmuse: Back, sack, and crack
n0otro: Holy shit, is sack waxing a thing? Ouch.
mathisfakenews: It is now.
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1634479835 | 1634482424 | t3_q9zgaa | t5_2to41 | 14 | Kacmm4260: Tifu by telling the most offensive joke I know.
Okay so, I’m a bartender/ server and I started a new job this week. Everything was going good, good training and good food. After work everyone stays around and has a drink or two at the bar and kicks back and hangs out. So it’s my first night and I just gone d... | 4 | 3.5 | |
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Wharfrat75: Go back and give him a meal if it's bothering you.
Contank: I doubt he would still be at the same spot at this point
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1634479047 | 1634563829 | t3_q9z7ws | t5_2to41 | 48 | cbost: TIFU by trying to care for a neighbor and leaving her screaming and crying in fear.
Obligatory this did not happen today, but two days ago.
So, some of my friends and I frequently go around in our community wanting to care for people. Usually this looks like walking around and meeting people in neighborhoods a... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1634485735 | 1634509361 | t3_qa1c80 | t5_2to41 | 13,722 | Gizuko: TIFU by loudly going at it with my GF while my mother-in-law was at home
So, this actually did happen today, about an hour ago.
For a bit of context, due to personal circumstances I (27M) have recently moved in with my MIL and SO (27F) of 4 years and we are all sharing a flat.
With that out of the way, buckle... | 11 | 1,247.454545 | |
1634483735 | 1634489792 | t3_qa0otj | t5_2to41 | 15 | b2hcy0: TIFU by creating a situation in which my family thought i was getting seriously assaulted at the army
This happened some decades ago. I was 19, in the army and on some weekends at home. Me and some comrades had been pranking each other for a while, it started innocently and then kept escalating. One time I foun... | 3 | 5 | |
1634486117 | 1634505313 | t3_qa1gmu | t5_2to41 | 120 | panda_brit: TIFU by getting the end of a cotton bud stuck in my ear
This morning after my shower I used a cotton bud to get the water out my ears, ironically though the water did not get out my ears, neither did the end of the cotton bud. I pulled it out to find just the stick part.
Panic begins to set in, I tried to... | 5 | 24 | |
1634490050 | 1634494392 | t3_qa2rxj | t5_2to41 | 36 | Change-Unusual: Tifu by using pen instead of pencil on my first job application
I’m a sophomore in highschool and just turned 16 and I decided to get my first real job. Previously I’ve worked for my dad helping him remodel houses and yard work and occasionally taking calls and “secretary” work at his other office job. ... | 4 | 9 | |
1634491153 | 1634492522 | t3_qa3503 | t5_2to41 | 25 | rmreader: TIFU with olive oil
Actually 2 weeks ago. For once more I convinced myself I need to cheer me up with hookers and coke. I did that in the past and I shouldn‘t do it anymore but common, one more time, right ;-)
Hookers come to my home (In my country that is legal for both parties) with the party material and w... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1634494285 | 1634556578 | t3_qa47gf | t5_2to41 | 52 | emilyjobot: TIFU by meeting my neighbor for the first time in next to nothing with my cat’s paw in my mouth.
I would like to preface this by saying that I am well aware that sticking my cat’s paw in my mouth is gross. you don’t have to tell me. I already know. if I didn’t know I probably wouldn’t be as embarrassed as I... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1634497303 | 1634498071 | t3_qa58ea | t5_2to41 | 11 | JWJIV: TIFU by not knowing how reporting a post in Reddit works.
This happened last night and is still going on now.
I just got a new phone, so I left my old phone at my girlfriends while I went to work. Let me throw it out there that she has my passcodes for everything, and I really don't mind her going through my ph... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1634497205 | 1634545952 | t3_qa56vx | t5_2to41 | 224 | ArmTheApes: TIFU by being a bit too unclear to a waiter which led to him being very, very emberassed
The day before yesterday I decided to do my freelance-writing work in a café/restaurant nearby that I really like. So, with the laptop in my bag I asked one of the waiters:
"Hey, I would like to work here a bit, do yo... | 5 | 44.8 | |
1634499151 | 1634500374 | t3_qa5uvr | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU I (21M) Almost trampled my Boss's son (9M)
Now bear with me, it sounds really bad, and it could have been but I didn't lay a finger nor foot on him.
Here's what happened: Working the 2nd shift at a bar. And my boss invited family friends and business people for a beer promotion, "Apricot sour".
So I'm... | 3 | 6 | |
1634500135 | 1634528820 | t3_qa66rl | t5_2to41 | 8 | Nesis007: TIFU in a bed as a man
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LucindaStreets: Maybe try some numbing cream. Available in aduld stores. It will make you less sensitive, and maybe last longer. Good luck.
Nesis007: Tried numb spray didn't worked but thx :)
LucindaStreets: I suggest trying Orajel, something for sore teeth, maybe under a cond... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1634500930 | 1634536225 | t3_qa6gvt | t5_2to41 | 2,873 | Olive-oil-tastes-lik: TIFU By making an entire movie theater think my date roofied me
This happened last night, but I'm still filled with shame from what went down. Last night, I decided I really wanted to see the film Halloween Kills while high an edibles. I decided to ask my friend if he was down to go and naturally,... | 16 | 179.5625 | |
1634503616 | 1634526863 | t3_qa7cag | t5_2to41 | 35 | ScorcherTank_Army: TIFU by eating a Carolina Reaper
This happend yesterday.
This is my first post here so its not going to be the best. This is also a short one.
I was on my computer when my brother asked me if i wanted to try a hot pepper me thinking it was somthing like a jalapeno said yes. He cut it in half and ha... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1634507319 | 1634531156 | t3_qa8iux | t5_2to41 | 39 | WhateverRL: TIFU by sending my gf a screenshot proving I just deleted my chat history
My girlfriend and I are having a long term relationship for 2 years and we will be living together again in this December. Today we were having a video chat and I was mentioning that I set up a separate Telegram messenger account to g... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1634511180 | 1634588217 | t3_qa9pij | t5_2to41 | 1,831 | DumbHuman53: TIFU by telling an old coworker of mine my new salary increase
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webghosthunter: There is no law that states YOU can't discuss your pay rate with other employees. Companies often state you can't BUT in reality you can. You've done NOTHING wrong.
DumbHuman53: It’s just so strange how they have to hi... | 10 | 183.1 | |
1634513031 | 1634648265 | t3_qaa9oh | t5_2to41 | 14,304 | doubleflusher: TIFU by announcing my non-pregnant wife was pregnant
So there’s two parts to this fuck up, which was just made apparent to me today.
Backstory: My wife and I (and two little kids) live in a very tight-knit community and we have super nice neighbors. Anyways, our neice asked us about a month ago if she c... | 13 | 1,100.307692 | |
1634512024 | 1634534180 | t3_qa9z0o | t5_2to41 | 79 | antanarchy: TIFU by making a stupid decision and losing all of my friends. And a $30,000 scholarship.
Today I fucked up bad. Real bad. For context, I'm a schizophrenic. I'm on meds and have been relatively hallucination free for more than half a year now. I'm really proud of how far I've come in my recovery. I've also ... | 3 | 26.333333 | |
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justamie: From my understanding, microdosing is the way to go for anxiety. I don’t know if it’s necessarily that you “feel” it for it to be an effective treatment in that regard. I don’t take them for that purpose, so I can’t give you any guidance with regard to dosage. However, I... | 3 | 2 | |
1634515271 | 1634517316 | t3_qaawth | t5_2to41 | 14 | flxwrx: TIFU by using body soap as a face moisturizer for a week.
So I just realized my fuck up. About a week ago I started training bjj (Brazilian jiu-jitsu) which involves a lot of rubbing and contact on the face, coincidentally a few days into it I ran out of face moisturizer, so I grabbed one from the shelf and wen... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1634516495 | 1634528296 | t3_qab9e6 | t5_2to41 | 27 | CEO_Of_Rejection_99: TIFU by sending a girl a picture on Snapchat
Not today, but about 1.5 years ago. But this single incident has seriously shaken me in more ways that I initially thought. This sinle incident is the main reason that I am the way I have been in the past 1.5 years.
Context: In Feburary/March 2020 my ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1634516936 | 1634527031 | t3_qabdrw | t5_2to41 | 69 | nola_brass1212: TIFU: Daughter and her Boyfriend thought I was wasn't home.
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Davids-Frappe: Sounds like the other side of the story posted earlier today by u/Gizuko
mostly_browsing: Right, if real, this is amazing haha
Goodkoalie: I have very sad news if you think this is real…
mostly_browsing: If you’re about... | 5 | 13.8 | |
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dooms-dai: I wanna know what your dad said, sounds like he needs a good slap in the sack
Bluesparc: Mayhap some... cock and ball torture to wake him up?
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1634523645 | 1634583740 | t3_qad9j8 | t5_2to41 | 2,659 | TheDildoIncident: TIFU by saying good night to my cat
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, but last night. I just now am starting to poke my head out of the grave of shame.
Last night me(17M), my brother(19), and my parents(50), had just finished hanging out and playing board games, like we do most weekend nights when... | 8 | 332.375 | |
1634527489 | 1634669085 | t3_qaebn6 | t5_2to41 | 15 | BaileysFromShoe12: TIFU by Being Poor/Loaning Money to a Ghost
TIFU a month ago today... And I have no idea how to recover from this. This is a long read... I apologize in advance. Bottom line up front, I let my heart beat my head and I gave money I couldn't afford to lose to a Ghost.
Someone I've considered a dear f... | 5 | 3 | |
1634529532 | 1634571194 | t3_qaeucj | t5_2to41 | 17 | scar12346: TIFU By dry swallowing a melatonin pill at 6 am before my 8 hour highly physical shift.
I drink melatonin per psychiatrist's request. Not every night, but whenever I had a highly anxious day. My melatonin is.. special. It's a 10mg one however 5mg are fast acting and 5mg are timed. So they dissolve during the... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1634530448 | 1634594545 | t3_qaf37r | t5_2to41 | 541 | theentirebrownie: TIFU by eating the entire brownie
A few years back I (20s F) was working at a brewery/bar/restaurant in a relatively upscale area as a bartender and server. I had just started about 2 weeks prior and was still getting to know my coworkers. At this point, I knew that one of the bussers (nicknamed "Pola... | 5 | 108.2 | |
1634535403 | 1634615849 | t3_qagasj | t5_2to41 | 162 | ScarHydreigon87: TIFU by falling for the discord steam scam
Frr context, there's a scam going around where a discord user send you a message saying that your Steam account was falsely report and you had to contact someone to appeal the report, who'll then steal your account. Not knowing the scam and ignoring warning me... | 5 | 32.4 | |
1634540280 | 1634582655 | t3_qahdhv | t5_2to41 | 671 | bental: TIFU by lying in tall grass while my 1 y/o golden retriever had zoomies
So I own a golden retriever, she's just over a year now and one of her favourite games is hide and seek. She's really good off leash so whenever there's thick bushes or hedges or the like, I'll duck down, wait a few seconds while she trots... | 6 | 111.833333 | |
1634543175 | 1634651266 | t3_qahzk1 | t5_2to41 | 51 | Pietersir: TIFU by making a protein shake and blasting a hole through my ceiling
To clarify this happened yesterday.
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So a couple of days ago I made a protein shake in a stainless steel water bottle, you know just a regular protein shake with raw eggs and milk cause I'm broke.
So now to the fuck up.
I o... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1634544914 | 1634564257 | t3_qaibsd | t5_2to41 | 1,444 | misikato: TIFU By having sex with my girlfriend was bumped into by her gay friend and his date.
The thing is, I share a room with my girlfriend and her gay friend——Ryan, but Ryan usually does not live at home, only occasionally bring back some dating. So usually, it's just my girlfriend and me at home. Last weekend my ... | 6 | 240.666667 | |
1634544998 | 1634577594 | t3_qaiccq | t5_2to41 | 4 | Alli_Catt: TIFU by smoking weed and petting a cat.
After a long day of studying for a physiology midterm, I decided to go sit outside and unwind with a joint. After 20 minutes out there talking to my roommate and smoking, a neighbourhood cat we affectionately named Cheeseburger comes walking up to us.
Now i have a mil... | 4 | 1 | |
1634546673 | 1634546901 | t3_qainiw | t5_2to41 | 25 | WhatIfThisWereMyName: TIFU by underestimating my best friend [PART 2]
If you didn't read my original post, basically my (18f) best friend K (18m) took a dick pic on my phone and showed it to me before promptly deleting it. It was all in good fun, no one's mad at anyone, it's all good. But, as the title reads, there has... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1634546479 | 1634622026 | t3_qaim8u | t5_2to41 | 1,357 | alyssa_talks: TIFU by bringing the smell of a dead body home
Some background… I (18f) have always been interested in going into a career involving the dead. The thought of being able to bring comfort to a family that just lost a loved one is indescribable to me. Whether it was doing autopsies or preparing a body for a ... | 8 | 169.625 | |
1634559909 | 1634575241 | t3_qaln58 | t5_2to41 | 38 | lufius91: TIFU by nearly drowning myself
Obligatory this happened many years ago when I was just a young lad.
I was at my neighbours farm and the neighbours kid, my brother and I were swimming in their dam.
We had found an old fibreglass bath tub that would float and be able to hold one of our weight at a time, we ... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1634541245 | 1634587703 | t3_qahl7q | t5_2to41 | 97 | alapleno: TIFU by not cleaning my new oven
Tl;dr: I didn't realized new ovens have leftover residue in them that needs to be washed and burned off, and I'm sitting by my open window as I hotbox my apartment with toxic fumes.
I'm living in a newly-built studio apartment this semester, and as such all the appliances are... | 5 | 19.4 | |
1634565836 | 1634667250 | t3_qanby8 | t5_2to41 | 44 | Aaa0n_: TIFU by talking about dead babies with friends who lost their baby
Obligatory not today, but a few weeks ago.
I was at some friends house and having dinner. The conversation was about birthdays and my clever brain figured that I would contribute to the conversation with some facts. So I said “Did you know that... | 4 | 11 | |
1634566181 | 1634567337 | t3_qanfti | t5_2to41 | 48 | QuantumCult1522: TIFU by eating an edible at a Justin Bieber concert
Alright so this is a story I been meaning to post for a while but just never got around to it I hope someone enjoys this so here it goes.
This fuck up actually happened over 5 years ago. I had attended a Justin Bieber concert with my late best frien... | 3 | 16 | |
1634568017 | 1634585384 | t3_qao0fh | t5_2to41 | 4,064 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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[deleted]: Why would she just pick up and drink a random cup of coffee? She wouldnt know how long its been sitting there
stlmick: Its a far more common behavior than ejaculating into a random coffee cup.
Kunkyskunts: Right?
That seems incredibly annoying and like it will be hard ... | 9 | 451.555556 | |
1634568497 | 1634687160 | t3_qao60i | t5_2to41 | 130 | Jewdebega: TIFU by destroying half a $1000 toolbox
We moved back in May of this year and have a larger, more functional garage. I've never had a great working space or storage for my tools, which I've been accumulating steadily over the last five years. My cantilever toolbox just isn't cutting it anymore. I wanted a la... | 10 | 13 | |
1634567679 | 1635592816 | t3_qanwjh | t5_2to41 | 18 | No-Replacement-5698: TIFU By Forgetting To Do My Homework
A few days ago, my parents let me skip school on my birthday. They have never let me do this before, so I was really excited. We were going to go pumpkin picking on my actual birthday, and we were going to spend the rest of the weekend at a water park. My mom ha... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1634569013 | 1634916189 | t3_qaoc09 | t5_2to41 | 48 | Skylantech: TIFU: By possibly getting my 5th grade teacher fired.
This is thinking years back, 2007 to 2008 in fact. Back to when I was in 5th grade which is probably one of my worst, yet most memorable year in elementary school.
I had this god awful teacher that would just hand out detentions if a student didn't do o... | 6 | 8 | |
1634569626 | 1634849491 | t3_qaojx2 | t5_2to41 | 1,619 | ValyrianJedi: TIFU by unknowingly stealing my neighbors' cat.
I am still not positive how this happened. We are pretty good friends with the neighbors, so it's all fine and they believe that it was a total accident though...
Their cat somehow got out about 2 weeks ago. Their kids especially have been devastated, and ... | 10 | 161.9 | |
1634569543 | 1634578242 | t3_qaoixo | t5_2to41 | 14 | No-Replacement-5698: TIFU By Liking My Sister's Tweet While I Was Supposed To Be In School
About a year ago, I created my very first Twitter account. About a week after I started it, my sister came over to visit. We weren't really talking about much, so I decided to bring up my Twitter account. When this happened, the ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1634570292 | 1634598884 | t3_qaorr7 | t5_2to41 | 11,301 | ItsUsuallySunnyInAz: TIFU by picking up smelly feet spray for my boyfriend
Yesterday, I went to a well known grocery store/pharmacy to grab a few things, one of which was some spray or cream for my boyfriend's smelly feet.
My boyfriend had suggested to buy it on Amazon so we didn't have to see people while buying it.... | 13 | 869.307692 | |
1634570320 | 1634571758 | t3_qaos2z | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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largenincharge69: Could’ve been worse. I was expecting to read that you put frozen chicken wings into a deep fryer.
DieDae: That's what I came for.
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1634573077 | 1634578624 | t3_qappox | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost breaking a 9th graders hand.
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Pharoahs_Horses: Probably shouldn't power serve in gym class lol but not your fault. It's volleyball, jammed fingers are a given.
Tyler_Luck: I wasn't trying to lol! 😆
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1634575933 | 1634576537 | t3_qaqpbt | t5_2to41 | 3 | FortniteButs: TIFU by crashing my dad’s car.
This story happened yesterday while me and my dad we’re coming back from my uncle’s house. it’s usually a short 20 minute drive, but it was already pretty dark outside since we left towards 8. The drive home was a pretty normal drive until we arrive at the corner of our stre... | 3 | 1 | |
1634580588 | 1634582786 | t3_qasd6m | t5_2to41 | 29 | AccomplishedFennel10: TIFU By Having A "Three-way" With My Newly Bi Ex
Im writing on mobile so forgive me. So some context. I (19f) met T (20m) on Tinder around March 2021. I wasn't looking for any thing serious, I only was there to find a fwb. I wanted to have sex with one person, but keep it casual. But he wanted som... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1634583278 | 1634669572 | t3_qatatf | t5_2to41 | 87 | ChloeWrites: TIFU 150cc Scooter at 169.24% APR
tl;dr Did not read loan agreement thoroughly, did not check the fine print, did not check website for interest information. Now stuck in financial chaos
Edit, Mon, 10/18 3:10 PM (15:10) EST: I added additional information about pricing to clear any confusion, hopefully
I... | 9 | 9.666667 | |
1634583766 | 1634599675 | t3_qathft | t5_2to41 | 11 | Kraftsik: TIFU by leaving the key in the lock of the frontdoor
This weekend I (18M) went home to visit my father, my MIL and my siblings. unfortunately, I couldn't really spend much time with them, since I arrived on Saturday and had to live on Sunday, so that I could go to work on Monday.
I arrived pretty late on Sund... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1634582592 | 1634585160 | t3_qat2gt | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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DeadliftDingo: In all probability, this relationship would have run its course one way or the other. If he's sending you pictures of himself crying you might have dodged a bullet.
whatshamilton: For real
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1634585702 | 1634585975 | t3_qau60f | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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MagicToolbox: I wonder if this cooler and more intelligent co-worker checked what the notification status w3as before pirating an account?
Sufficient_Bison_733: Good idea I’ll do that now.
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1634587337 | 1634596258 | t3_qaurap | t5_2to41 | 79 | ofdoor13: TIFU by trusting my friend who stole my moms NSFW pics
This has been unfolding over a few days but today it really is fucking with me. I posted about this like a week ago in Relationships so if you want the full story check my post history.
Long story short I have a perverted asshole friend (now former) who ... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1634591870 | 1634617057 | t3_qavyv9 | t5_2to41 | 6,734 | blknwhit_3: When I mentioned it to my doc during my annual physical was the one time I had scrubbed them practically raw in anticipation of my visit, and he said they didn’t smell so it was fine. I also tried antifungal creams and they did nothing unfortunately.
I should probably go back though and let him get the ful... | 11 | 612.181818 | |
1634584488 | 1634596173 | t3_qatqn0 | t5_2to41 | 40 | 107bees: TIFU by cutting a whole banner in half
This is a quickie but I felt dumb so I wanted to share:
My job is 1 part media recording/editing and 1 part physical production, so I sometimes find myself cutting out huge banners for the campus I'm going to school at. Banners vary in size, but they share a kind of "voc... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1634592481 | 1634666407 | t3_qawdiy | t5_2to41 | 19 | QuantumCult1522: TIFU by cutting myself with a PLASTIC STRAW.
This actually happened over 5 years ago and a friend reminded me of the story the other day so I figured I would post this one.
So, I was at the airport waiting for my flight to go home after going to a con. It was in the morning so I decided to grab some... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1634596346 | 1634597816 | t3_qaxou1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Pesticidko: TIFU by misspelling a description on a dating app.
So me and my ex recently broke up and a friend of mine adviced me to get on the dating app bandwagon to come to different thoughts. Firstly, I was against the idea as I wasn't sure if it wasn't too soon for me but then I thought fuck it and have to say I am... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1634596859 | 1634597158 | t3_qaxurs | t5_2to41 | 222 | craycraxy: TIFU by telling my wife she was a good mother
Obligatory not today but recently. So I work shift work and my wife does not. She put her career on hold while the kids were pre school and now works between 9 and 2 (dream job I know) Monday to Friday. Sometimes my shift goes late and I don’t finish til after... | 4 | 55.5 |
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