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Wolf359loki: Open relationships never work. Just go back to being FWB and leave it at that. I mean your college kids, you think this is the Forever Girl? I got bad news for you.
Kelmon80: > Open relationships never work.
Nonsense. Of course they do. The problem is that you mos... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1634833781 | 1634922581 | t3_qcvng1 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Sudden-Pineapple-821: Tifu by saying "what could go wrong?" Multiple times during a horse back riding lesson
Tifu by taking a riding lesson from this lady, I'll call her Stephanie, and asking "what could go wrong?", and "how much worse could this get?".
This happened to me in college and I was just reminded of it las... | 5 | 4.8 | |
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Intelligent_Quote_55: Two questions:
What is a potential friend?
And did you really think by using your card you would pay the leftover 3$? How would the credit card device know that you only want to pay 3$ instead of everything?
Synchro_Shoukan: Oh yeah I guess that doesn't m... | 5 | 1.6 | |
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bongart: Quitting smoking takes practice. Although some people talk about quitting "cold turkey", the vast majority of people out there quit, and then relapse, and then quit again, etc. If quitting smoking was easy, there wouldn't be nicotine patches, and hypnosis, and nicotine ... | 10 | 32.7 | |
1634840567 | 1634847442 | t3_qcy1uu | t5_2to41 | 46 | therubykira: TIFU by not paying attention to how much water (and mud) was in my puppy's mouth
So a bit of background to start off: I have a four month old Golden Retriever/Great Pyrenees mix. For anyone who isn't familiar with golden or golden mix puppies: they LOVE having stuff in their mouth and LOVE water. My puppy ... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1634846242 | 1635026716 | t3_qd0112 | t5_2to41 | 11,509 | DangerMcTrouble: TIFU by masturbating before a camping trip
I just got back from a five day camping trip up in the boundary waters. Beautiful, serene northern Minnesota with a few good friends. With no electricity, internet, phone, or girlfriend I decided to have a nice long wank session the day before leaving for the ... | 18 | 639.388889 | |
1634847096 | 1635026015 | t3_qd0bq7 | t5_2to41 | 44 | SpyZer0: TIFU Not locking my car door.
So this happened last night, full moon weirdness.
I'm(OP) driving back from Los Alamos (NM) to the Albuquerque area and I park at a Walmart to charge my tablet and get some free internet (No networks work well out here). I'm tired and I know it's gonna take a while to download... | 6 | 7.333333 | |
1634849212 | 1634921780 | t3_qd11p5 | t5_2to41 | 2,258 | marycartlizer: TIFU by telling a lovely Vietnamese family that they should go back to where they came from.
I work in a large government permitting office. Lines can be long and procedures can be complicated and strict so patrons can sometimes get frustrated and angry.
A young Vietnamese couple was next in line. ... | 6 | 376.333333 | |
1634849950 | 1634866928 | t3_qd1aic | t5_2to41 | 50 | Kunkyskunts: TIFU by understimating how hard "nerds" can party and puking on some bugs.
This happened a few years ago.
I was a frat guy in college, look like one, you could pick me out of a crowd.
I met a nerdy girl in Spanish class though and she helped me study for tests and we liked to smoke weed and play super sm... | 4 | 12.5 | |
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CapitalisticCorgi: That’s pretty shitty.
TimeResolution9: Really? I thought it was crappy
badgerscurse: Dung... That sucks
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zero_clues: Just wanted to say- it's not weird at all to be submissive. I think most people have a bit (or a lot) of both in them. It's great fun to explore.
DefinitelyNotIndie: But calling your wife mommy?
Overlordofwhatever: i mean what's wrong with that, its just an affectionat... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1634855988 | 1634856576 | t3_qd3a5h | t5_2to41 | 58 | hello-operator12: TIFU by ignoring a fire alarm
Happened like 30 minutes ago.
A background stuff first. I work at an office where I do a lot of boring paperwork. And I happened to be a fire warden for my department, which means I need to check to see if everyone has evacuated during the fire alarm and to make sure eve... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1634854889 | 1634865710 | t3_qd2xim | t5_2to41 | 17 | medium_red: TIFU by washing my dishes
So, I am sitting here writing this out reflecting on the mistakes I have made and trying to read up on possible solutions.
Grew some Carolina Reapers this year and decided to make hot sauce. Was super careful the whole time, never touching the peppers barehand, even whipped out th... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1634858159 | 1634938445 | t3_qd3y68 | t5_2to41 | 184 | notandroxma: TIFU by trying to be polite
So I play Pokemon Go and near where I live there's a great place for it. Its by the Library, City hall, and Rec center, and theres nice trails behind and around the buildings. I go there almost every day for walks. I had taken 6 laps around the trail (about 4 miles) and was read... | 4 | 46 | |
1634862364 | 1634872930 | t3_qd577h | t5_2to41 | 221 | joe102938: TIFU by getting another girl's phone number on a date
Last week actually. I've been talking to this girl I like for a while on a dating app. Been trying to meet up with her for a couple weeks now. Last Friday she invited me to a bar with some of her friends. We met, chatted for a while and kind of hit it off... | 7 | 31.571429 | |
1634861325 | 1634864242 | t3_qd4wfe | t5_2to41 | 32 | your-crusty-nuts: TIFU by clogging the pipes and it pouring out on my neighbor
Granted this did not happen today what a surprise, but it did 5 days ago. Sorry for the formatting I am on mobile. This is a throwaway account because this is a tad embarrassing
So, I spend a ton of time on the toilet. The toilet is one ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1634862747 | 1634876254 | t3_qd5b60 | t5_2to41 | 19 | KingBowser24: TIFU by Eating before Bed
And by Today, I mean, pretty much all of 2019 and most of 2020. For most of that time, I worked a late-running job and usually didn't get to bed until around 3am. Since I stayed up that late, I was often hungry by bedtime, so every night, I'd fetch a bowl of cereal before turning... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1634869088 | 1634871227 | t3_qd752s | t5_2to41 | 6 | TroyJMB: TIFU for not reading her bumble profile close enough
So it all starting with me just wanting to get laid. I hadn't gotten any in about a year and I wanted to get back on the field. After a few days of swiping I met a girl that I thought was cute and I decided that she was the one I wanted to get to know more. ... | 3 | 2 | |
1634869096 | 1634878567 | t3_qd755q | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AtillaTheHyundai: Just call everyone bitches. Bitches love that
S_A_R_K: So do inmates
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1634869780 | 1634906232 | t3_qd7bxs | t5_2to41 | 1,254 | Jennart: TIFU by making my fiance answer the phone during sex
We were preparing for sex. My fellow... he is a kinky man. Cant get off unless he is tied down. I began the process. I was about to tie his only free limb; his left arm. His phone rang. I wanted him to answer (I thought it would be sexy to tease him while he... | 6 | 209 | |
1634870422 | 1637391490 | t3_qd7io1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | DudeLeDude: TIFU by making a post on social media to cut off everyone
This isn’t as bad as other TIFU posts here, but I do feel the need to share it.
For some background info, I have social problems and suffer from depression. This info will play a big part into what happens. In my freshman year of college, I attempte... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1634870611 | 1634875001 | t3_qd7kky | t5_2to41 | 88 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BazTheBaptist: Jesus Christ. No, she fucked up. It should be illegal to tell abusers where their ex is or is going.
[deleted]: I guess I feel guilty because they were friends first and maybe I didn’t consider how it may affect her.
BazTheBaptist: Nah this is on her, she didn't con... | 4 | 22 | |
1634871477 | 1634906554 | t3_qd7tdg | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by cuddling a girl I liked
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Lawtonoi: Fuck that shit, you dodged a bullet. Make like the wind.
big-yikez: How do you figure?
Lawtonoi: Someone engages In a hug and seems absolutely fine and then sends you a cryptic message about how they regret thier decisions, it's somehow your fault and is no... | 8 | 3.25 | |
1634872106 | 1634873371 | t3_qd7zsj | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThePinkTeenager: TIFU by saying the N-word in history class
This actually happened yesterday.
On Monday, my history teacher was absent, so we watched a movie called the Ghosts of Mississippi. It takes place in Mississippi in the late 1980s. What you need to know is 1. The plot centers around the trial of a racist whi... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1634873804 | 1634875197 | t3_qd8047 | t5_2to41 | 16 | KDY_ISD: You'd think you would show a little interest in knowing if it was taken care of. If it blows up in his truck you've killed a man. I don't know about you, but I already had enough trouble sleeping at 16 without that shit weighing on me for the rest of my life
TheCanuck642: I have shown interest! I contacted m... | 15 | 1.066667 | |
1634877478 | 1634918697 | t3_qd96f1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | DickieGreenleaf84: I'm gonna have to look now lol. Me in poor little Aus....even our Bunnings only have five or six and they are the busiest stores for us lol
e1337ninja: Here in the US it's dumb because a Super Walmart has like 22 lanes or more for checking out across the entire front of the store between 2 entrances.... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1634877647 | 1634892685 | t3_qd9foi | t5_2to41 | 5 | SadLittle_Sponge13: TIFU by snapping at a mental disabled kid
I know the title sounds pretty bad, but just read the whole story first. This happened earlier today, and I’m still annoyed about.
For context, I work as a bus attendant for mentally disabled kids between 3 and 5. I have no clue their disability, unless som... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1634878737 | 1634964635 | t3_qd9p0b | t5_2to41 | 2 | Potato_bro_24: TIFU by coming out as non-binary to my mom to early
Hi I’m Soren, I’m 16, and my pronouns are xe/xem/xyr but for people who don’t respect neopronouns I’ll also go by they/them. I started using this name and these pronouns about a month ago. I’m also trixic (non-binary person who is attracted to girls) an... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1634879764 | 1634949572 | t3_qd9xz9 | t5_2to41 | 455 | eggroll1967: TIFU by getting my guinea pig high
Spoiler alert: He was fine.
I (20f) and my boyfriend (21m) were having a friend over to our apartment. We live in a legal state, and while I don’t smoke, bf and his friend do. I told them to smoke outside as I didn’t want any weed smoke inside, especially since we have ... | 10 | 45.5 | |
1634882280 | 1634936060 | t3_qdaho2 | t5_2to41 | 3,744 | river0fdeceit: TIFU by replying to an ex marine's review on Yelp
So I work at a pizza restaurant and me and my coworker like to dick around when it’s slow, so we decided it would be a good idea to read the yelp reviews for our store.
We come across this review from a guy named Daniel and he is PISSED at another one of... | 11 | 340.363636 | |
1634884622 | 1634885720 | t3_qdb0n1 | t5_2to41 | 35 | eVLTran: TIFU by cybering with a random IG account
This actually happened today and just an hour ago.
I received a follow from a random female account on Instagram. She had 400 followers, 1,000 accounts she followed, pictures she posted, and stories that she had saved. Numbers alone, it looked like a legit account, so... | 5 | 7 | |
1634887680 | 1634889759 | t3_qdbok5 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Goliath_1: TIFU by almost becoming an alcoholic
It's 3 am and this happened a few hours ago but I'm still thinking about it. Just for background, most of my family is Cuban and a lot of my extended family have alcohol-fueled mental illnesses.
For the past couple of weeks, I've been slowly building up stress working ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1634893724 | 1634923693 | t3_qdcxxl | t5_2to41 | 145 | Ickius: TIFU by thinking my boyfriend understood edible labels
This is actually from a few years ago, but I just found this subreddit today and wanted to share.
My boyfriend and I were going to be having our friends (another couple) over later that day for dinner and games. Whenever we would all hang out we'd usually ... | 6 | 24.166667 | |
1634890869 | 1634922436 | t3_qdcc64 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ImNicked: TIFU By cutting my hands on glass
So a few days ago,I was cleaning dishes, and I put a glass cup shaped like a cat paw into the disposal so I could fill up the sink. After I was done with dishes I tried to get the cup out, but it was hooked under the disposal, so I did the dumbest thing I could’ve done, I tri... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1634897657 | 1635061688 | t3_qddsz3 | t5_2to41 | 16,664 | J_mo0d: TIFU TIL Netflix n' Chill has a sexual meaning
As per not so usual, this actually happened a few moments ago.
I (20M) was browsing Reddit, killing some spare time. I stumbled upon a post where someone clearly stated the term Netflix n' Chill implies pretending to watch a movie while actually having some sexy t... | 13 | 1,281.846154 | |
1634900595 | 1634902119 | t3_qde10q | t5_2to41 | 6 | GoatPebble: Here at JG Wentworth we can help you get the money you deserve.
Reddit-username_here: Call JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW!
GoatPebble: I can smell the kraft diner and hear judge Judy in that comment.
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1634904025 | 1634922159 | t3_qdfdol | t5_2to41 | 898 | BeautyAndPain_4: TIFU by having a cat and masturbating at the same desk I work at
Obligatory this happened a few weeks ago.
Because of COVID, I've been working from home. The first part of my FU is that I occasionally masturbate at my desk - though I do use a personal laptop when I'm looking at naughty things. However... | 4 | 224.5 | |
1634906445 | 1634913792 | t3_qdg2ja | t5_2to41 | 31 | tommyfitzgerald: TIFU by stopping in North Saint Louis and my girlfriend could use the restroom
Me and my girlfriend just started a new job working for a company cleaning out abandoned property but the majority of our job sites have been in pretty seedy areas of the city lately. We currently live in a fairly upscale Su... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1634909533 | 1635029964 | t3_qdh0s3 | t5_2to41 | 20,463 | sethborf: TIFU by accidentally popping a boner in front of a radiologist
This happened about 10 years ago, so bare with me if I can’t recall some details.
First off, I need to start out by saying I have very big balls. Like gigantic. Like two tennis balls put together to form a soft ball. Like the size of my closed fi... | 13 | 1,574.076923 | |
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Everything80sFan: I've gone for the phantom clutch in automatics before but the worst thing I did was try to move the shifter into "first gear," aka, Park. Took me a second to figure out why I wasn't moving.
ulfr: I recall once missing sixth gear in my standard and popping it int... | 10 | 31.7 | |
1634912419 | 1634913257 | t3_qdhygl | t5_2to41 | 78 | lilanonym: TIFU by making my online pen pal's parents think I'm a groomer preying on their daughter
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but when I was a child.
When I was a girl around the age of 13-15, I was interested in making online pen pals from all over the world to also train my English. I'm not a native Eng... | 3 | 26 | |
1634912535 | 1634918431 | t3_qdhzrw | t5_2to41 | 12 | CookiezR4Milk: TIFU by challenging my friend to a grip strength challenge
Ok so it wasn’t today but today i remembered this sub existed. So to what happened, i go to a trade school for auto technicians so being a trade school people of any age can go. This includes one of my new friends, a very nice middle eastern guy ... | 3 | 4 | |
1634916052 | 1634994507 | t3_qdj70f | t5_2to41 | 4,238 | uhhhhhhhhhhohno: TIFU by accidentally visiting my uncle
This is genuinely the most mortifying thing that has ever happened to me in my life. Don’t even know what to do with myself and needed to get this story out somewhere.
I’ll get right to it, I guess- I am someone who enjoys casual sex. Before anyone comes for my ... | 10 | 423.8 | |
1634917315 | 1635103456 | t3_qdjmqt | t5_2to41 | 172 | thisgingerbitch: TIFU by disclosing the value on shipping
So I just got this new job for a fancy medical device company as a sales rep. I’ve been trying to break into med-sales for a couple years and have been talking to this company for over a year and I finally got my break.
My job is to service a specific hospital... | 9 | 19.111111 | |
1634922299 | 1634937111 | t3_qdldhi | t5_2to41 | 499 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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occams_raven: >but you're twice my age, you're overweight and have kids... and you're kinda gross.
Makes sense now.
peachyghostx: And also asked for her phone number. Lol
FreeRadical5: It's possible to contact people you have no sexual interest in.
peachyghostx: OP mentioned i... | 18 | 27.722222 | |
1634922860 | 1634941573 | t3_qdlkmf | t5_2to41 | 59 | anf07: TIFU and learned what real heat exhaustion is like
You know how when you were a kid and you get uncomfortably hot and you yell "OMG I'm dying of heat exhaustion!"...you probably weren't.
About a day and a half ago, I suffered from heat exhaustion for the first time at a beach in Mexico. I had been at the beach ... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1634924794 | 1634936310 | t3_qdm8g2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | G1rlonf1r3: Tifu by checking my resume a million times.
This fuckup happened few seconds ago. I spend five days trying to come with just a perfect resumes to send on the job of my dreams. Went through hundreds of resume examples so I can put in just the perfect stuff from each one. Read my resume a hundred of times to ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1634924924 | 1634960890 | t3_qdma2i | t5_2to41 | 137 | wworrall: TIFU by getting diarrhea on a film set while still mic'd up
This was a few years ago. I was working on a small movie with a friend of mine. We were both playing stoners, who smoked ALOT of Marijuana during our scene. This was before Marijuana was legal in Canada, so we couldn't smoke the real thing, and had t... | 3 | 45.666667 | |
1634929056 | 1634937681 | t3_qdnpbl | t5_2to41 | 721 | jenny_talia_scratch: TIFU by having phone sex with a near stranger; my balls hurt
I met this chick on a tinder. Cute and smart, I was excited and we spent some time bonding over text once we started talking on Instagram.
This was just casual for me because I recently had a surgery of an issue in my testicles, so I’m n... | 14 | 51.5 | |
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Superfakenice: don't worry pegasbao23, we can call and ill buy you a coffee too ;)
FlammenwerferBBQ: But... but.. what about lonely me?
/s
Superfakenice: okayy okayy you tooo! 🤗
FlammenwerferBBQ: Awww thank you , i bring cookies to the coffee : )
Superfakenice: cute
Flammenwerf... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1634930596 | 1635004828 | t3_qdo84u | t5_2to41 | 7,053 | Unlucky_Low_6254: TIFU by taking the term 'blowjob' too literally.
TB to my first sexual experience. I was 17 year old guy at college. I had been chatting to a girl for a few weeks and if had started getting a bit serious. It had gone further than I've got with other girls and I was pretty excited. At the time I was us... | 9 | 783.666667 | |
1634931339 | 1634932276 | t3_qdohhd | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by not seeing an email attachment
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Supressive: As they say, "better late than never".
I've seen classmate reunions from up to 10 years ago going great so 3 years is nothing to be scared of. Emails still get used, at least to register to that asshole site you want to use and that forces you to... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1634932018 | 1634955652 | t3_qdopn5 | t5_2to41 | 74 | Stonikus: TIFU by ruining a pharmacist's day
TW: this story involves pregnancy and its multiple outcomes.
As per tradition, this FU happened about four months ago, right after my daughter was born.
My wife (40f) and I (36M) became pregnant last year during the Thing, after ten years of marriage and multiple doctors... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1634933300 | 1634937703 | t3_qdp50k | t5_2to41 | 45 | DudeFromBahston: TIFU by forgetting my ex-coworker’s name
Ran into an ex-coworker at a client’s office. “Hey <my name>!,’ he goes. I knew who he was. But I couldn’t remember his name. Called him “man”, “dude”, “good sir” for two straight hours until I realized this was ridiculous and I should just come clean. Tho... | 5 | 9 | |
1634934948 | 1634939247 | t3_qdponl | t5_2to41 | 13 | blue_wittgenstein: TIFU by waiting for too long to see a doc and ruining my dream vacation
The climax of my most notable clusterfuck was this morning. I'm still hooked to IV fluids and ain't going anywhere till Monday at the earliest. Too bad my flight is on Sunday and I'm not allowed to fly for the next 6 weeks cause ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1634925222 | 1634994950 | t3_qdmdyy | t5_2to41 | 79 | MiaMega: TIFU by trying to walk
That's fairly mild, but my lower leg is still hurting and will likely keep getting on my way, so I guess it counts.
As many people do, I wake up with an alarm, but because my room's layout is weird, I could only keep my phone charged close to my bed if I kept it by my feet, which as so... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1634936288 | 1634994241 | t3_qdq4a2 | t5_2to41 | 200 | Kuronii: TIFU by not knowing German idioms. [NSFW]
Obligatory "this happened a while back".
I've lived in Germany for a while, and I've struggled to learn some of the nuances of the language -- cases, strange conjugations, and so on. I also work in a kitchen, so I hear some strange words for utensils that I've simply ... | 5 | 40 | |
1634938330 | 1635114534 | t3_qdqszc | t5_2to41 | 2,741 | BeckoningCube1: TIFU Daughter kicked my ass
Happend yesterday. Me (31)My kid (12) told me she was getting bullied in school again so I talked to the principal and nothing happend and teacher is shit, so I decided I would teach her how to defend herself. We started with stance than footwork and blocking than how to thro... | 10 | 274.1 | |
1634939303 | 1634941135 | t3_qdr4cw | t5_2to41 | 21 | k4Anarky: TIFU by using the wrong USB
So this just happened half an hour ago. I'm in a college biology class where we take pictures through an inverted microscope which is connected to a computer, and the computer is connected to a projector.
So I had to bring in my USB today to grab some pictures we took of cell dea... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1634938862 | 1635031428 | t3_qdqz9l | t5_2to41 | 1,023 | nervanoiac: TIFU by dry humping my younger brother
my girlfriend has always called me a “sleep humper” for reasons that i’m sure you can guess. and i’m also sure you can see where this is going.
my brother and i have shared a room for a few weeks now, and it isn’t so bad. we share a queen sized bed so space isn’t an ... | 8 | 127.875 | |
1634942227 | 1634996494 | t3_qds30c | t5_2to41 | 193 | chocotripcookies: TIFU by not charging a deposit for my cinnamon buns
I make cinnamon buns for people, I wouldn’t call it a business it’s just a little thing I like to do on the side that brings me joy. I charge £3 for 1 or £15 for 6 and a friend of a friend contacted me and asked if I could make 24 for her as she had ... | 6 | 32.166667 | |
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Onirakith: Everyone poops.
There is no way they haven’t destroyed a toilet in their life.
Q7ONA: I am mortified by the idea of heading upstairs ever again.
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1634943154 | 1634944838 | t3_qdsdcc | t5_2to41 | 4 | ckspikes: TIFU taking a mental health day at work
To preface, all last week and weekend,I was celebrating that fact that the next week at work I would be learning a new job and not stressing about a station I have been at for awhile. I deeply dislike that job I have been doing and fully welcome a new experience.
Q... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1634945471 | 1634947326 | t3_qdt1y7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | TreeOfSpunk: TIFU by clicking on a link in the comments of a post (S)
The fallout is happening right now, even though it happened a while back. So my girlfriend is visiting me from out of state briefly. We've had very long and serious discussions about my porn usage, and we've gone back and forth and I'm not watching i... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
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Dealio4NY: Are you really suggesting that anyone would believe that with the entire internet at your disposal -- including reddit -- that you couldn't find any advice on how to touch a girl?
I swear I've seen three posts about this in just the past week.
EtrosGuardian: Not to men... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1634946727 | 1634979642 | t3_qdteau | t5_2to41 | 296 | Square-Painting-9228: TIFU by hugging a hostess at a restaurant.
I deliver food for doordash on occasion. I honestly don’t interact with very many people, life since the pandemic began has been very lonely for me. I have my boyfriend, but otherwise a ton of my friends and family have fallen by the wayside. So I am a li... | 4 | 74 | |
1634947362 | 1634949077 | t3_qdtks3 | t5_2to41 | 58 | dangmybad: TIFU by getting caught with my hand in my pants at work
TLDR: pretty sure coworker thinks she caught me masturbating at my desk
For context, I am F31 and I shaved everything in the shower last night. Normal stuff I do semi-regularly. Here’s what happened.
I work in a studio facility and my office opens up... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1634947359 | 1634976075 | t3_qdtkqo | t5_2to41 | 306 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Mad_Aeric: I've split the ass of my pants in public enough times to learn than people are generally going to ignore your misfortune, or at least pretend they didn't see anything.
No, I don't know why it keeps happening, other than old jeans. I don't even have enough of an ass to ... | 7 | 43.714286 | |
1634947880 | 1635105635 | t3_qdtqjn | t5_2to41 | 15 | detta_walker: TIFU by leaving a day early to visit my mum
This is happening right now.
I've been planning to see my mum for October half term with my kids. She lives in Germany and we live in the UK. We take a car and the drive is about 14 hours with breaks using the eurotunnel to cross the channel in a car train.
My... | 5 | 3 | |
1634953843 | 1634971650 | t3_qdvcj9 | t5_2to41 | 224 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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WeathervaneJesus1: Maybe it's not a bad idea you chip in?
bin_cynamin: Exactly! How old is this person? It isn’t unreasonable to chip in if you’re an adult living at home. The expectation that parents cover everything is crazy. If this person is under 18 or going to school, it wou... | 5 | 44.8 | |
1634957359 | 1634958603 | t3_qdwa4x | t5_2to41 | 5 | Wearytraveler50000: TIFU the Alabama brazilian
TIFU Obligatory this happened about three weeks ago but I didn't realize the potential of posting this. I got a job with FedEx where I had to go in for a DOT medical examination and urine analysis; well I had smoked pot once or twice recently so of course I go to the stor... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1634957460 | 1634986989 | t3_qdwb46 | t5_2to41 | 204 | Antiplast: TIFU by missing my chance to lose my v card by playing a song
Obligatory: this happened a couple months ago during my reddit departure for a while.
I was on a date with my girlfriend (18), we were dating casually for a couple months with the occasional hand-holding and hugging, but It never truly became s... | 5 | 40.8 | |
1634961922 | 1635000664 | t3_qdxfzn | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Paulik87: Is getting your balls groped & measured by doctors a normal thing across the pond?
Tellurian_Cyborg: The reason for the grope &measure was because he grew slowly and puberty was about 4 years late.
Paulik87: Ah gotcha
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1634965226 | 1634993716 | t3_qdy8cj | t5_2to41 | 176 | [deleted]: TIFU By lying to get a stranger off my back
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monadyne: Wait a second. You're framing this as if the random girl was trying to grift you, to scam you out of a free meal. That's not what actually happened. She asked to use your meal card and said she'd pay you back immediately on Venmo. She wasn't try... | 3 | 58.666667 | |
1634965613 | 1634975858 | t3_qdybuc | t5_2to41 | 21 | inbetween3-20charact: TIFU by standing on a bridge over a highway as a young male in a black hoodie
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foxxhajti: Be a little considerate. Your parents give you the world and they just asked you to mind your sister for one day. It's not a big deal. Your mum seems like a genuinely concerned loving mother. There ... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1634969714 | 1634994249 | t3_qdz91u | t5_2to41 | 110 | ponyboy0123: TIFU by getting my ceiling and walls covered in dog shit
This wasn’t today, actually this past 4th of July but I recently discovered this sub and thought I’d share.
This past 4th of July I had just gotten back from a buddies house late at night and discovered my dog had taken a nice diarrhea all over her ... | 4 | 27.5 | |
1634970371 | 1634971111 | t3_qdzdxd | t5_2to41 | 110 | bl4klavender: TIFU by shitting so hard I chipped my tooth
Your standard "This happened a couple years ago"
It started out like any normal day. Coffee and some nicotine left me know choice but to pull up reddit and take a sit on the potty. It was your normal stool session, I was coasting through tops posts and rather e... | 5 | 22 | |
1634967675 | 1635028075 | t3_qdys66 | t5_2to41 | 25 | egg_revenge: TIFU by cleaning up, no matter how I feel, just as my partner insists
Throwaway account due to job reasons.
I decided to enjoy some edibles while my wife was away for a few days. Usually it’s just fine, I didn’t take any more than usual.
My job requires that I follow all federal laws to the letter, i... | 5 | 5 | |
1634978805 | 1635041612 | t3_qe14az | t5_2to41 | 11,899 | oykux: TIFU by assuming cake days of Reddit users were their birthdays.
My birthday is only a couple days before my cake day so for the longest time, I assumed I mistyped my birthday and that cake days represented users’ birthdays. It’s a simple mistake that wouldn’t mean much under normal circumstances.
But me being ... | 10 | 1,189.9 | |
1634973776 | 1635006646 | t3_qe044j | t5_2to41 | 13 | HamsterBattle: TIFU almost getting hit by a car walking with my 4 y/o son.
This happened today. I (43m) walked my 7 y/o son the mere 4 blocks to school, as I do everyday, bringing along his 4 y/o brother, who stays home with me on Fridays. Today was the first properly rainy day of the fall, and I brought along an overs... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1634984346 | 1635124756 | t3_qe286q | t5_2to41 | 824 | Saphyel: TIFU saying molest at work without knowing the meaning
Long time ago just when I did my first year in UK and working for the same period in a english videogame company I was in a pub with my friends and one of them was Spanish like me.
At some point of that night I said "Sorry for molesting you can I grab my ... | 8 | 103 | |
1634985812 | 1634987255 | t3_qe2j6r | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ok_Word7349: TIFU by groping someone at my first rave
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Exact_Lab: If she wasn’t interested she would have left.
She danced with you all night and then it was awkward. She wanted you to get her number.
Ok_Word7349: You’re right, but I don’t think it’s right for me to touch her like that without explicit co... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1634993247 | 1635016588 | t3_qe49x3 | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Onirakith: Who gives a shit. They’re your parents, just talk to them.
You’re old enough for it to not be an issue.
Candydoll-ch: I would love to think with such a clear mind! But yes it’s more complex as I am their little girl :(
TerribleAssistance14: Geez that’s what humans do s... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1634995562 | 1635019309 | t3_qe4x0e | t5_2to41 | 11,205 | throwingaway172: TIFU by having sex….
Okay please read this all before you judge me… This story takes place a few months ago but now that the holidays are coming up, I could use a little help. So my mom has been married 4 times, the most recent wedding was to a my current step-dad (Jeff). Jeff has 2 kids, a son and a d... | 12 | 933.75 | |
1634997645 | 1635066602 | t3_qe5e2v | t5_2to41 | 82 | hyc793: TIFU by wearing a dress to my new job
Ok, So. I recently started a new job. My old job required me to wear uniform and my new job does not. I am free to express myself through my clothes. I am living my best life. Trying different outfits looking at what matched, more than likely annoying my partner in the proc... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1634999724 | 1635012274 | t3_qe60vz | t5_2to41 | 143 | jenny_talia_scratch: TIFU by going to my doctor about the pain in my balls. (Update from my previous post)
[previous post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qdnpbl/tifu_by_having_phone_sex_with_a_near_stranger_my/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=ios_app&amp;utm_name=iossmf)
I’m back with an update guys, ... | 6 | 23.833333 | |
1635011582 | 1635033847 | t3_qe6qid | t5_2to41 | 2 | swiper_si_swiping: I couldn't tell you. Honestly it was a long time ago and I was asleep basically to begin with. I just wanted to get it over with and then when it was, it suddenly wasn't. Honestly I don't know how to express this as it's incredibly complex
Since then, a No has been sufficient, but it's more about ho... | 9 | 0.222222 | |
1635002740 | 1635065755 | t3_qe6vyy | t5_2to41 | 1,472 | anotherdummy34522341: TIFU by looking out my window
Ok, so this is a throwaway account because this is really embarrassing. This f-up happened about an hour ago and I don’t know if I can ever show my face to the world again.
For some context, I’m a 30yo guy and I usually sleep naked. I usually start my day off by look... | 9 | 163.555556 | |
1635001515 | 1635007186 | t3_qe6kt6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Edible-Buttplug: TIFU by trying to be considerate and giving my balls a 1st degree burn.
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Waffel_Monster: Don't use normal soap on your genitals dude.
Edible-Buttplug: Haha I wish I had knew, I'm surprised I never heard about this being a thing before.
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1635006505 | 1635008173 | t3_qe848b | t5_2to41 | 117 | [deleted]: tifu by being a pervy provocateur at an upscale vegas hotel pool
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Greentea503: I'm so sorry you went through this, but I'm smirking over here because I'm wondering if the charges got dropped because the judges knew what you were chanting and possibly agreed. 😏
SummerNothingness: I was thinking that... | 6 | 19.5 | |
1635006816 | 1635040637 | t3_qe8818 | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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LegendOmegaX: Use a rubber grip next time if you can get one.
Wayland935: Good idea
Gonna actually give hair remov3cream designed for pubic hair next time tbh
[deleted]: I suffered chemical burns from this. Specifically designed for bikini area, only put on approved places, was on... | 9 | 11.111111 | |
1635008935 | 1635032160 | t3_qe8xix | t5_2to41 | 67 | TIFUwithacomment: TIFU by saying something mad awkward after sex and ruining a potential new relationship!
TIFU .. This was about a week ago but I (27F) was dating someone(28M), and we were moving towards a relationship while in early recovery but taking it slow and getting to know each other. We started sleeping toget... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1635007001 | 1635034040 | t3_qe8adr | t5_2to41 | 97 | Strange_Possession13: TIFU by becoming partially mute
Yesterday, My throat was not feeling very great. It was sore and I Even got aphonic at the end of a phone call for a minute. I was demolished after work (had to stay an extra hour and half) and just wanted to make a sandwich and watch tv before going to sleep. Surpr... | 11 | 8.818182 | |
1635019169 | 1635022239 | t3_qeca36 | t5_2to41 | 3 | huffmymuff: TIFU By peeing all over my sisters bathroom walls, floor and toilet.
Semi-long, tl;dr in the end.
This happened just an hour ago. I'm currently visiting my sister with my mom, dad and dog. My dad took our dog outside for a quick pee, and when he came back, he asked me to wash it. At that moment, I felt lik... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1635020198 | 1635020347 | t3_qecm06 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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WellHungSnorlax: What job do you guys have?
FracturedWillow: Retail
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1635020259 | 1635090709 | t3_qecmpd | t5_2to41 | 22 | dirtlegdancer: TIFU by having an American accent
I was in the US Navy years ago when this all happened.
We were in England for two weeks over Christmas holiday and somehow the skipper put together Dial-A-Sailor, where families in Portsmouth would take a lonely, homesick sailor in for a few days to show him some warmth... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1635023239 | 1635095877 | t3_qedkbv | t5_2to41 | 158 | No-Platypus-3856: TIFU By Nearly Removing My Cornea
This just happened a few minutes ago and my mother thinks I'm a complete moron and can't stop laughing.
Every Friday and Saturday, I volunteer in a local charity shop and my main job is to man the till/watch the shop floor. As I'm short sighted, I wear my contact len... | 5 | 31.6 | |
1635023566 | 1635024420 | t3_qednyr | t5_2to41 | 12 | jonjoi: TIFU by mentioning voldemort on reddit
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CucktainKerk: Pretty soon it will be considered against the subreddit rules to make a post that doesnt kiss the feet of the mods who control it.
CanalAnswer: I hope this doesn’t spread to the Tarantino forums.
CucktainKerk: Oh no, the horror.
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1635028470 | 1635049819 | t3_qef5z4 | t5_2to41 | 57 | yUmmmmmie: TIFU by ignoring an allergic reaction in EMT class
About midway thru class started having watery bloodshot eyes, mucus pouring out of my nose, and numb lips. People asked me if I was okay because I think it looked like I was either crying or had COVID. Didn't want to have to leave and make up hours so I hung... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1635029650 | 1635030890 | t3_qefi87 | t5_2to41 | 45 | RedTexan43: tifu by replacing an AC system
So the back story: When I got to work(maintenance) today, I found out that one of the AC systems was getting replaced. This meant that we had to rip out wiring, cut ducts from bigger ducts and buckets(the part that the duct is connected to when it’s blowing air into the room)... | 5 | 9 |
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