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maimez: I’m glad you did not get in an accident, and hope you can use this as a wake up… You may not get another chance.
vrivera003: I agree. I am going to the doctor again in a months time and my goal is to tell them that I have eliminated drinking from my life. Despite how this ... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1634601930 | 1634608088 | t3_qazfu4 | t5_2to41 | 36 | BusyButterscotch4652: TIFU by trying online surveys
You’ve seen the ads right? “Do online surveys to get extra cash! Get paid for your opinion!” I was like “I’m gonna check this out. See what it’s all about, maybe earn some extra money.” They asked me for my name, address and phone number, which I thought was weird, bu... | 4 | 9 | |
1634601925 | 1634603278 | t3_qazfsk | t5_2to41 | 20 | Whathavewehear: Tifu by dancing with a married woman
This happened about two weeks ago.
I was DJing a wedding and playing some dance hits. This woman, clearly intoxicated and like twice my age+ comes up to the table and finger calls me out to dance. I don't usually dance with the crowd when I DJ but it was a pretty ch... | 4 | 5 | |
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Jsigalicious: Why was she using this on/in her vagina? It's only meant for clitoral stimulation....
Then-Maybe4218: She was just using it on her clitoris
Jsigalicious: I'm so confused. Hah sorry!
susgrigs: I think OP meant vulva. She skinned her vulva. Still super ouchie, especial... | 6 | 7 | |
1634601556 | 1634652230 | t3_qazbcl | t5_2to41 | 98 | Blue-Linen: TIFU by destroying my school’s entire pipe system
I discovered this subreddit by binging rslash podcasts and finally decided to contribute a little something of my own.
I have a really good memory. I can still remember events that happened when I was five. And as a five year old, I had caused a huge mess ... | 3 | 32.666667 | |
1634603692 | 1634650747 | t3_qazydw | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by not creating a Reddit password
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ThatAnnoyingGuy-1001: You know the actual e-mail ID you used to create your reddit account? You can create the ID now right? You know already how to delete it... So create the e-mail, give a password change request, then delete it... I've done this already onc... | 3 | 4 | |
1634605784 | 1634681898 | t3_qb0jxa | t5_2to41 | 130 | az_allyn: TIFU thinking I could handle Italian foods.
Actually happened this past weekend l, but closes enough. I had sinus surgery on Wednesday, and have since then been on a strict diet of jello and soup. Sunday I was feeling well enough to go to a family baby shower, little to no pain, I wasn’t driving so everything... | 5 | 26 | |
1634606093 | 1634608735 | t3_qb0n93 | t5_2to41 | 42 | ambiguousbigot: TIFU by trusting "fLuShAbLe" wipes.
One of my girlfriend's friends is obsessed with buying my girlfriend miscellaneous home-goods and other random accessories; I guess it's her love language? One of the things she bought for us was something I had never seen before-- "flushable wipes" that were "plumber... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1634607396 | 1634642564 | t3_qb10ka | t5_2to41 | 79 | turdshack: TIFU by bringing a pickle to meditation class
I'm in an online meditation class and the instructor e-mailed us this morning to bring a piece of fruit to class tonight. Well, I only had lemons or limes on hand and I'm not that brave, so I decided to bring a pickle because it used to be a fruit (lol). This see... | 3 | 26.333333 | |
1634605037 | 1634611716 | t3_qb0btw | t5_2to41 | 35 | bellaash2685: TIFU when I brought a fog machine to work
TIFU when I decided to bring a fog machine to work.
I work front desk at a 150 room hotel, with a 10 room conference & convention center..
We are currently sold out due to having an emergency responder conference.
Currently every department is partic... | 4 | 8.75 | |
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brotha_rich_hung: Don't trust her. She is playing you. Check her reddit history ASAP. Guaranteed she is on some freaky shit.
Ishaha: Man if only she had Reddit 🤣
brotha_rich_hung: I hear you though. There is a redditnfor anything. Some good stuff. The dopamine rush is kind of add... | 8 | 5.75 | |
1634609930 | 1634613146 | t3_qb1qux | t5_2to41 | 16 | laucian87: TIFU by trying to reconnect a toilet chain.
I am on vacation and I rented an AirBnB. It is nice and clean up in mountains. Everything was going well, no complaints. My wife mentioned this morning that she had to reconnect the toilet chain in master bathroom. I was not concerned, everything seemed fine. After... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
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Representative-Pin89: TIFU reading this post.
WoodieP: What was it about? Its deleted
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1634612721 | 1634613782 | t3_qb1yi5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | HungaryToWinWC: Yes We do. Get us the link.
PierceJames: You are sick individual.
HungaryToWinWC: So you gonna send it or what bruh ?
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1634614591 | 1634616037 | t3_qb32n9 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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warr3nh: Get a mattress protector
princealbertnyourcan: Get a girlfriend protector.
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1634618706 | 1634671612 | t3_qb45ta | t5_2to41 | 9 | Urdazzle: TIFU by not listening to my body at Cheesecake Factory on day one of my vacation.
Ask the title says this is day one of my vacation. This just happened to me as of 10 minutes ago.
I was having a lovely evening eating at the Cheesecake Factory because I have just arrived in California was a starving.
After a... | 3 | 3 | |
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PEneoark: Have fun with Palmela tonight instead
azurblue: Palmela, nice, I’m using that
PEneoark: So was OP
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1634632401 | 1634633702 | t3_qb5krl | t5_2to41 | 16 | LegendOmegaX: F
[deleted]: Looks like you effed up twice by using the word rape in the tifu thread lol
LegendOmegaX: The F was for the OP, but I'll take this.
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1634631851 | 1634673678 | t3_qb73e8 | t5_2to41 | 4,296 | [deleted]: TIFU by cracking my bosses lockbox first try
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Big_Gouf: Okokok
1) this is fucking hilarious.
2) company script (currency) is an illegal thing in the US and UK.
eye_spi: Company script is illegal as a method of paying wages. Bonus and incentive structures like this would arguably be a separate thi... | 13 | 330.461538 | |
1634641993 | 1634662527 | t3_qb9ada | t5_2to41 | 13,873 | Jcpants: TIFU by letting someone use my camera
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theforecaster: I lost it at "because I think it looks cute". Bruh...
Edit: Ok, now my most upvoted comment by a magnitude of infinity is about some guy who takes pictures of his dick when it's in the smallest state possible and call it cute. What a day.
ErisInCh... | 10 | 1,387.3 | |
1634642904 | 1634643173 | t3_qb9ibz | t5_2to41 | 12 | Sturm2k: TIFU By eating whole bag of hot Doritos after just being sick
This is happening right now, past couple days been feeling sick with mild vomiting etc. Ate some bad food or whatever not really sure. Last night feeling much better I wanted to have some hot Doritos while watching Squid games...Wake up 6am wit... | 3 | 4 | |
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spaghettilee2112: My god, that was cringey to read. You basically tried to blackmail her into dating you. In the comments you mention not being the bad guy. News flash, you were.
MichaeljBerry: Where does the idea he was trying to date her come from?
spaghettilee2112: Oh, the stor... | 17 | 185.647059 | |
1634649627 | 1634650991 | t3_qbbebi | t5_2to41 | 81 | [deleted]: Tifu by forgeting to put deodorant on
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LegendOmegaX: Oof.
Interesting-Jelly97: Indeed haha. I'm still thinking of asking him out using a self deprecating joke like "hey wanna meet? I changed my deodorant" but I don't know if it's a good move since I also was weird af during the date :))
WhatTheFluk... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1634649495 | 1634669287 | t3_qbbcte | t5_2to41 | -7 | No-Replacement-5698: TIFU By Telling My Friend That Our Teacher Was Annoying While The Teacher Was Standing Right Behind Us
This happened in science class. We were doing an assignment about the lab safety rules. For the assignment, we had to read a passage about two kids who were violating the lab safety rules. Then, w... | 6 | -1.166667 | |
1634651540 | 1634693120 | t3_qbbyme | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by roasting my teacher on a group chat
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Sphynxenigma: That snitch needs to go down
Stormydivae: Snitches get <stitches />
AnonymousEagleThing: Snitches end up in ditches
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1634654895 | 1634656246 | t3_qbd1us | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by expressing my problem to my father
I am (17). Few days ago, my father said something that really hurt me (something related to my studies). The incident: i am a humanities stream student. I asked about something related to electricity to my father, he then replied by saying that "you have opted for h... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
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Conan776: You should probably just come clean about borrowing the template.
kyletran1403: The professor is really strict about not looking at other people's codes. I can say that I borrow the template but the GitHub account also has the source code for every single project in the ... | 8 | 7 | |
1634660824 | 1634742674 | t3_qbf3i6 | t5_2to41 | 22,597 | upsidedowninsideout1: TIFU by ordering an irresistible fruity drink and thus becoming father of the year
When I order drinks, I usually keep it simple.
Bourbon and Coke, Gin and Tonic, two fingers of Scotch, the occasional Old Fashioned...that kind of thing.
But on the date of this fuckup, dear readers, I decided t... | 16 | 1,412.3125 | |
1634665942 | 1634675566 | t3_qbgw5b | t5_2to41 | 283 | MembershipSquare9818: TIFU by telling my best friend I like her
It happened 10 days ago. I have this friend for several years (23 both). I never looked at her like that since mostly either she or I would be in a relationship. But for the last few months I started to get feelings for her (although I knew she wasnt looki... | 5 | 56.6 | |
1634667661 | 1634693852 | t3_qbhha7 | t5_2to41 | 1,753 | FoxyMortician: TIFU by not muting my mic and wearing a fishnet top
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Cant_Remember_Anyway: At first I was like, "Okay, embarrassing, but it could have been worse."
>I TORE MY NIPPEL BAR OUT
Oh, now it's worse. Yikes. Hope you heal quickly.
chloesparks: my nipple ring got ripped out 15 years ago. It never... | 7 | 250.428571 | |
1634669792 | 1634713932 | t3_qbi7uw | t5_2to41 | 2,557 | Unlucky_Low_6254: TIFU by giving my waitress a condom in error.
Me and my gf have started using protection after a recent scare and my gf having adverse side effects to the pill. For safe measure, I keep one in my wallet just in case. Anyway, we were having a meal last night and all was going well. I could tell the wai... | 8 | 319.625 | |
1634671648 | 1634771495 | t3_qbivfx | t5_2to41 | 385 | AmandaKathleen: TIFU teaching my daughter stranger danger
Trigger warning: Private Parts
The other day my 3 year old(almost 4) asked me in depth questions about a vagina and penis. We have always just told her the truth. So afterwards she was like I can’t wait to show I have a vagina and butt. I probably should have j... | 15 | 25.666667 | |
1634672131 | 1634675592 | t3_qbj1uc | t5_2to41 | 73 | throwaway861999: TIFU by ending up on the front page of the news
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Ciindr: Took me like 2 seconds to find the pictures lmao
Dark_Side420: Care to lend a hand to the lazy of us?
Ciindr: Should be this one.
[here ya go](https://www.google.com/amp/s/mashable.com/article/spencer-tunick-dead-sea-nude-photoshoot%3fa... | 7 | 10.428571 | |
1634672498 | 1634733840 | t3_qbj6aw | t5_2to41 | 38 | Picenoeloy: TIFU By eating the spiciest chip in the world before having breakfast
This was actually yesterday, but I did not think to post it until today.
So last month, me and a coworker decided to make a bet. For context, I work in sales and at the start of the month we agreed that the person who makes the most obvi... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1634674893 | 1634764798 | t3_qbk1nf | t5_2to41 | 25 | JmacDPKing79: TIFU by almost getting shot by a landowner and his neighbor.
Happened just an hour ago, currently recouping at an Applebees. So I work surveying cell tower sites for a telecom company. My travel often takes me to incredibly sketchy rural areas in Texas and Louisiana, so I’ve interacted with some unique pe... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1634675515 | 1634682940 | t3_qbk985 | t5_2to41 | 15 | IlIl1Il1I11llI1l: TIFU, turns out sunnyd does, in fact, go bad.
So, I myself am an avid lover of the beverage known as Sunny-D. It's delightful tangy flavor often soothes my parched mouth. I've also noticed that it seems to not go bad, seemingly ever. I've left it in my room, unrefrigerated and open, for up to a week b... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1634676380 | 1634701644 | t3_qbkjtk | t5_2to41 | 207 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Congratstomew: Please don't take this the wrong way, but it sounds like you should probably talk to a psychiatrist; and see if maybe you might have some undiagnosed anxiety disorder of some sort, considering you seem to act on thoughts that you already know 'isn't right', but do i... | 14 | 14.785714 | |
1634678148 | 1634706305 | t3_qbl6dt | t5_2to41 | 1,961 | Djenkiee: TIFU by guessing my teachers password
Obligatory, this didn't happen today.
I was 16 years old and the first hour of school that day was French class. I sat at front of the class, right in front of the teachers desk. The teacher, miss M, had to fetch something and would be back in a few minutes. She left her... | 11 | 178.272727 | |
1634678758 | 1634680463 | t3_qble2d | t5_2to41 | 37 | The_DreadedFlick: TIFU by taking self-care too far before seeing my doctor
(Didn’t happen today, but *recently*. Throwaway acct, mobile)
I got a new job and gave my old boss my two weeks notice three weeks in advance, giving myself a sweet little unpaid vacation. I got caught up on ALL the things I had declared I woul... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1634678848 | 1634679207 | t3_qblf5z | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a pic of my female friends pants to one of my friends while she was letting me stay at her house
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shadesofwolves: That's not a tl;dr.
CowJinasYT: Sorry i can't really think of writing a good one right now
shadesofwolves: You should, cause the point of one is to save people reading th... | 5 | 0 | |
1634680506 | 1634685445 | t3_qblzpd | t5_2to41 | 49 | adorkablegiant: TIFU By being thirsty
Happened an hour ago.
So I'm in my dorm room and I get really thirsty all of a sudden. So I get up and get my glass water bottle to fill it up from the tap so I can drink.
I fill it up and because my bathroom is really small, as I turn around I hit the bottle on the wall. In my... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1634678010 | 1634729147 | t3_qbl4lf | t5_2to41 | 4,824 | MediocreLifeMan: TIFU by believing my partner had given me an orgasm so strong I pulled a back muscle when I ACTUALLY HAD KIDNEY STONES
Okay so it’s a normal night and I’m in bed with my partner and we are going at it and it’s amazing, I finish and we go to sleep, life is good. I wake up an hour later and start screami... | 14 | 344.571429 | |
1634681903 | 1634691764 | t3_qbmgze | t5_2to41 | 12 | efsa95: TIFU By having a pregnancy and herpes scare with two different girls.
What a wild month this has been. I've been hooking up with Girl A for the last few months and decided to look elsewhere since she didn't want to date. Matched with Girl B on tinder who was insanely attractive and hit it off fairly soon after.... | 4 | 3 | |
1634683148 | 1634744290 | t3_qbmvpp | t5_2to41 | 21 | rtren_570: TIFU by scaring a customer who was waiting for a delivery.
I was dropping off an order with Uber Eats at an apartment where the customer was sitting on the pavement outside. He had a headset on and seemed to be talking with someone at work, so not wanting to interrupt, I walked up to his porch to drop the ta... | 3 | 7 | |
1634685030 | 1634753959 | t3_qbng4f | t5_2to41 | 50 | Jayhawk_00: TIFU by not meeting a prerequisite for a class I need to graduate
I am currently a senior in college and had plans to graduate next semester in May. I was enrolling in classes for what I thought was my final semester of undergrad when I got an error saying I don't meeting the prerequisites for one of the cl... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1634681986 | 1634715191 | t3_qbmhzy | t5_2to41 | 85 | born_acidic: TIFU by eating a candy
It happened couple of years ago in one of my previous companies. I got in early that day and soon enough my coworker came in, whose parents had arrived the previous day from China(this is important for the story). They got some different types of candies for us and one of them was ma... | 5 | 17 | |
1634686358 | 1634687585 | t3_qbnum0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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SalesNinja1: TIL: CV = Resume
MuffytheBananaSlayer: Actually they’re slightly different. A resume is usually 1, 2 pages max and highlights whatever fits your career focus for the job you’re applying for. A curriculum vitae is usually something you see in academia, is many pages lo... | 5 | 4 | |
1634682398 | 1634687002 | t3_qbmmvp | t5_2to41 | 11 | _saltyChicken_: TIFU by putting the wrong date
Lurker here and mobile user so please bear with me.
So the action was done last Friday but the effects happened 5 hours ago and I'm still slapping myself for my mistake.
In school, we schedule ourselves by weeks (week 1, week 2, etc). Other than that, we also have after ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1634678113 | 1634687565 | t3_qbl5y3 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Evil_Creamsicle: TIFU by making someone think they were being abducted
This didn't happen today, it happened when I was in high school in probably 2005, but I was just reminded of it today in a discussion thread on some other post somewhere on Reddit.
Myself and three other friends were in the car headed from my house... | 3 | 13 | |
1634690586 | 1635235665 | t3_qbp2zi | t5_2to41 | 7 | rentpossiblytoohigh: TIFU Selling a Graphics Card at MSRP
For those unfamiliar, the graphics card market right now is a bit of a dumpster fire and it is extremely difficult to get a card. A week and a half ago, against all odds, I used up my luck for the year by having orders go through for three separate graphics car... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1634694716 | 1634744501 | t3_qbqani | t5_2to41 | 61 | chopsticks_overforks: TIFU by yelling "yeeeessss"
On my usual afternoon doggo walk, I was moving swiftly through the woods. I heard this thick thud from a tree trunk to my right and paused immediately. I'd heard noises the other day but could not lay my eyes on it. I knew my chances were good this time because it was l... | 9 | 6.777778 | |
1634695210 | 1634782823 | t3_qbqfyr | t5_2to41 | 243 | Fluffbutt69: TIFU by Trusting a Dentist
TIFU (obligatory this actually happened over the past several weeks) by asking a new dentist if they took my insurance. The receptionist politely said yes, and I was stoked as they were right down the street from me.
Go in for my consultation and they tell me I need a deep clea... | 5 | 48.6 | |
1634696491 | 1634775503 | t3_qbqtig | t5_2to41 | 39 | kilmister20: TIFU Fell asleep while driving... (M/21)
Disclaimer: This is my first post on reddit.
The story begins with my friend helping me rebuild my car's engine, for the lowest cost imaginable, and of course, free of any charge. It's my first car and I have a fresh licence (only drove a bit more then a 1000 miles... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1634698238 | 1634738462 | t3_qbrbfl | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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12Peppur: Why would you write so much for a two second story?
Imafish12: Why would you write such a stupid comment
12Peppur: Mine was of genuine curiosity
Imafish12: I mean this sub is full of 6 paragraphs of lead in for a single slip of the tongue. Honestly OP did a decent job o... | 9 | 4.888889 | |
1634700427 | 1634701244 | t3_qbrwvc | t5_2to41 | 620 | LadyRaeBae13: TIFU by accidently making my boyfriend paranoid.
Backstory: About a week ago, my boyfriend was down in his gaming room playing video games and relaxing, and I had chosen to stay upstairs watching YouTube and perusing the internet.
I had decided to go outside for a smoke, when I saw these big antlers righ... | 4 | 155 | |
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professional-jumper: Personally i wouldn't waste my time with a girl like that. Friend or not.
lanelson14: One of the reasons I stopped having feelings for her is now matter how much you tell her she is beautiful and a great person, she will deny it. She struggles a lot with self ... | 9 | 3.444444 | |
1634703897 | 1634742923 | t3_qbstja | t5_2to41 | 226 | JustAnotherUhOh: TIFU by giving my siblings scented markers, only to discover my brother lacks common sense.
Last week, on impulse more than anything else, I decided to clean out my room. It was what you'd expect, with piles of things from years ago in every corner. In order to keep myself on track, I decided that I sh... | 6 | 37.666667 | |
1634707600 | 1634715323 | t3_qbtqq5 | t5_2to41 | 146 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to quit a bad habit
I debated time and again about posting this for the last 2 months, and decided. Fuck it. Might as well, for 6 karma.
I used to take my phone to the loo everyday, read the news, scroll endlessly on reddit while I did my business. I realised I wasted a lot of time on the th... | 4 | 36.5 | |
1634706895 | 1634710994 | t3_qbtkht | t5_2to41 | 34 | ruka2405: TIFU because my arms were too short
So, our washing machine broke, and the wife demanded immediate action.
We bought a machine from a high quality german brand, and were lucky to get the last one. You know, every company has a big delay atm, due to Corona, and - I shit you not - the Suez Canal Havarie. Appa... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1634698588 | 1634760611 | t3_qbrexf | t5_2to41 | 33 | penmywanderlust: tifu by not wearing gloves to cut a jalapeño
Yesterday, I was making dinner (I am learning to cook on my own as an adult now) from a meal delivery service I just got. I cut up the jalapeño without gloves on (mistake #1). As I had also been cutting an onion, I was tearing up from the fumes and went to b... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1634710194 | 1634762893 | t3_qbubjp | t5_2to41 | 8,668 | Grouchy_Dimension_55: TIFU by surprising my wife with a sex toy
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GuyanaFlavorAid: Yeah, the fuck up is on MIL for rooting in other people's stuff. Why the fuck do people think that's ok? I've had my in laws come in to my house and literally be going through shit. What the fuck? My parents did shit like that to... | 13 | 666.769231 | |
1634726738 | 1634830592 | t3_qby069 | t5_2to41 | 116 | boredstudent81: TIFU by locking myself out of my own house...
I was putting out the bins as they're collected on Wednesdays. The wind is really strong down here (UK) at the moment, and I left the front door wide open as I was putting the last sack down. There was an insane gust and the door slammed shut, with me on the... | 4 | 29 | |
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nekromania: Is that rly a fu or just a really long way to write waspa vista?
Some_What_NOOB: Both?
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1634730814 | 1634753478 | t3_qbz2qt | t5_2to41 | 47 | BeautifulLenovo: TIFU by letting my best mate sleep with my ex girlfriend
This confession begins over a decade ago. Approximately 14 years ago to be precise.
I met this woman who after a short while of dating we decided to cut the relationship string and successfully became friends. She threw a party one night, and ... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1634736393 | 1634894923 | t3_qc0ue0 | t5_2to41 | 14,563 | S7owflake: TIFU by thinking my discharge was normal
I've had some level of vaginal discharge for years. Usually clear or yellow, often leaves my underwear a little gross at the end of a day, but thought it was completely normal. I mean, my mum used to do my laundry when it first started as a teenager and she never said... | 15 | 970.866667 | |
1634737115 | 1634740144 | t3_qc13e1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | lukyluk1234: [ Removed by Reddit ]
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RandoCalrissian11: Well, luckily you are underage so all you have to say is “now you are in possession of child porn, if you do anything I’ll just call the cops and they will track the IP address”. Tends to stop people.
Anotherdude342: And OP can be put in jail for up to 8 y... | 4 | 2 | |
1634737280 | 1634839389 | t3_qc15fr | t5_2to41 | 201 | themothhead: TIFU by having a really weird conversation through the wall of a toilet cubicle, before realising that the person wasn't addressing me
Caught short whilst out of the house, I went into [well-known British chain pub outlet] to take care of business. It was uncommonly quiet in there, so avoiding eye contact ... | 5 | 40.2 | |
1634737616 | 1634763760 | t3_qc19fi | t5_2to41 | 3,646 | visit_magrathea: TIFU by watching porn
This actually happened to me a few minutes ago and I will bravely not use a throwaway for this. So I live in NYC and had to pick up my car from the attended lot this morning. I got up a little earlier than I needed to and decided that it might be a good time to have a little “me t... | 8 | 455.75 | |
1634740121 | 1634785651 | t3_qc24es | t5_2to41 | 12,148 | BreakfastBeerz: TIFU by opening up to my wife
I had been having a few rough days emotionally.... busy, stressed out, just feeling down and out. This is really not normal for me and I'm not good with bottling things up so while laying in bed with my wife two nights ago, I rolled over and put my arm around her...she had... | 13 | 934.461538 | |
1634745303 | 1634749268 | t3_qc41nb | t5_2to41 | 411 | Noe_Establishment: TIFU by leaving Shrek as my Teams background
So. A simple story.
A while ago I applied for an internal vacancy at my job, and surprisingly I got offered an interview. And that isn't to say I'm not good at my current job, I actually really enjoy it and was hoping for more of a challenge since everyth... | 6 | 68.5 | |
1634755851 | 1634757169 | t3_qc7zvz | t5_2to41 | 19 | ToffeeTorres: TIFU by having a crush on a girl for 2 years
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Airos42: Overreacted much?
ihaveaquesttoattend: Op needs therapy fr
ToffeeTorres: You don’t know me. Take a hike
Keen_Eye_Eli: Don't need to know someone well to know that holes in wall = anger management issues
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1634764260 | 1634766678 | t3_qcb2wy | t5_2to41 | 30 | SeniorFuzzyPants: TIFU by Dropping my Phone in the Toilet
Just now, I was scrolling Reddit on my phone, and had to leak. So I went into the bathroom, opened the lid, and just went without thinking. The problem is, I still had my phone in my hand, off to the side, and this can go wrong, but never has, so I just think, "... | 3 | 10 | |
1634767128 | 1634769559 | t3_qcc3zw | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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FlammenwerferBBQ: >So I'm just going to start out by asking the philosophical question why TIFUs get so many upvotes. A true one should get downvotes. The more downvotes - the bigger the TIFU. So feel free to judge me as I feel horrible.
I will grant your wish, not for your st... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1634770508 | 1636589322 | t3_qcda4b | t5_2to41 | 4,460 | jambo12137: TIFU by getting a handjob from a friend
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maxipusthecat: 47F I like men, have been married for 22 years faithfully. When I was a teen I fooled around with some of my friends. Does it make me gay, no. Does it make me bi, no. It makes me a normal, curious person that was experiencing what I like and f... | 29 | 153.793103 | |
1634770114 | 1634817327 | t3_qcd5i0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by finally meeting a match
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Comet_24: How did you let him get away?
Send him a text and say you’d like to get together again. If he’s up for it, then cool, see of the spark is still there… if it is there, go for it.
Taking a little time is a good thing. …and relationships only work if the ... | 3 | 5 | |
1634771141 | 1634815511 | t3_qcdhxl | t5_2to41 | 259 | [deleted]: TIFU by shoving a special needs person at the laundromat for stealing my phone.
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[deleted]: Only fuck up I’m detecting is not having your phone on your person. Other than that you did nothing wrong.
Downwardspiralhams: I normally would, but of course today I'm wearing a dress, and of course there's ... | 7 | 37 | |
1634773412 | 1634806777 | t3_qce8y2 | t5_2to41 | 463 | [deleted]: TIFU by improperly ending a fast.
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Economics_Troll: No pic, no proof!
stereo420: Yeah OP. Show us your asshole.
Simbooptendo: Christie, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.
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1634787154 | 1635075152 | t3_qcijl1 | t5_2to41 | 5,535 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Fnord1966: Who gives a fuck what she thinks. All that baggage is on her.
Congregator: I know you’re right, but I’m not as successful as many of my friends and yet at the very least I’ve maintained my personality through it and have generally become more confident now that I’m pus... | 14 | 395.357143 | |
1634789345 | 1634851939 | t3_qcj6tv | t5_2to41 | 236 | _justcallmeryan_: TIFU by summoning the fire department while having sex.
So this happened today. It took a few hours for the embarrassment really set in, but it did. It is key to the story that while I'm relatively young, I have multiple serious disabling conditions, many of which could cause a "fallen and can't get u... | 7 | 33.714286 | |
1634790512 | 1634830459 | t3_qcjim8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | SelfSabotagePro: TIFU by having a panic attack
Cue to last Monday, I got a job offer for my dream job. It pays well, and is on my 10 year career path. This is literally the first job in my life, where during the interview, I told the truth about wanting to be there in 5+ years.
After accepting the offer on Tuesday, I ... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1634790657 | 1634811789 | t3_qcjk6i | t5_2to41 | 85 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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BloodBaneBoneBreaker: That 369k was fo a card that never was exposed to oxygen.
There are pages of og holo shadowless charzards on eBay for under $1000 Canadian.
And many in the low 2-300 range.
There is no way a played card is hitting more than low end value.
laplongejr: Als... | 5 | 17 | |
1634792896 | 1634802562 | t3_qck6cj | t5_2to41 | 79 | generic2ndacc: TIFU by going on Omegle and getting blackmailed
Using a new account for obvious reasons
Went offline after a chat with a friend at about 4am and wanted to have a wank. I was really intrigued by some clips I had seen earlier so I visited omegle for basically the 1st time and didn't expect anything to hap... | 6 | 13.166667 | |
1634796650 | 1634796918 | t3_qcl5sn | t5_2to41 | 15 | yuckerburg: TIFU by not using the bathroom before I left my friends house
I'll preface this story by saying I've always had a weak bladder and when I have to go I have to GO.
So me (21F) and my old work buddy (26M) decided to get together and watch some horror movies together since we hadn't seen eachother for a coupl... | 3 | 5 | |
1634781583 | 1634866223 | t3_qcgt7p | t5_2to41 | 57 | Saranightfire1: TIFU by not being apologetic enough
So this requires a story.
I travel by bus to work and I have to wear dress shoes at work. I have a backpack, but it tends to ruin leather so I keep them at my office.
They also have free food and I usually call my mom and ask her if she wants me to bring food home. ... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1634806220 | 1634923612 | t3_qcng4s | t5_2to41 | 47,355 | sssaaaaasss: TIFU by visiting Auschwitz while ill-informed
A few years ago my uncle invited my friend and myself along to a trip to Poland. He was planning on visiting Auschwitz I and Auschwitz-Birkenau. I said yes, because I felt it was important for me to learn about the details of what went on. I was still quite you... | 19 | 2,492.368421 | |
1634811791 | 1634813466 | t3_qcooc1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | TheMallow4852: TIFU Not taking post-op recovery seriously
So yesterday I had my gallbladder removed though a laparoscopic surgery, or key hole. In this process they pump you up with gas (CO2 I beleive) to help work inside you.
Now all was good in recovery, gave the recovery and my room nurses some fist bumps when I g... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1634813120 | 1634857261 | t3_qcozhm | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Mr_XR8: Did the smell not give you a hint?
SaxyOmega90125: Sounds to me like OP is already pretty well acclimated to the smell of rotting food.
>... i empty when it needs emptying. which is usually once every 2 to 3 weeks.
If you're putting food scraps in there, especially b... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1634818285 | 1634833713 | t3_qcqcwg | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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8Humans: How about teaching him the know how to make his bathroom clean?
A fair amount of my friends who started living alone had no idea how to clean a bath or toilet and didn't care enough to clean it even though it's really important.
BreadyStinellis: Having a modicum of commo... | 8 | 6.5 | |
1634819232 | 1634820914 | t3_qcqnak | t5_2to41 | 21 | _indrashish_: TIFU by trying to save a puppy
No, it did not happen many years ago. In fact it happened just an hour ago and I'm freaking out.
So it's fall around here where I live and street dogs have started to give birth.
Probably a week ago, a dog gave birth to 6 puppies. Oh and also, we do not live at a place wh... | 3 | 7 | |
1634820108 | 1634901699 | t3_qcqwm9 | t5_2to41 | 155 | Deep_Complaint5331: Tifu the pastor's daughter
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PrometheusRides: Dad will eventually get over it. Stick with it if you're otherwise alright with her. You'll all laugh about it one day.
Desrep2: “Remember the time your father got mad at you, and your response was to acuse me of cheating”...Sounds like a fun sto... | 6 | 25.833333 | |
1634821380 | 1634821721 | t3_qcrbi9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Reset108: They’re handicapped accessible, not handicapped only stalls. You’re fine to use one.
Yes, you generally shouldn’t use it if there’s other stalls available, but for all they know there weren’t any other ones available when you went in there.
You did nothing wr... | 3 | 3 | |
1634824535 | 1634827398 | t3_qcsdaz | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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reddituser35791268: How the F did you get those two songs mixed up?
Your friends clearly hate you.
Have you done drag before?
picklesalt93: Sorry I meant rollin by limp bizkit
And I have never
reddituser35791268: Maybe it’s time to release your inner queen.
Or fess-up to the... | 12 | 1.166667 | |
1634825948 | 1634845962 | t3_qcsv5p | t5_2to41 | 32 | Muttalibk: TIFU a simple romantic night by eating a food truck hotdog
Preface with me just calling her my GF even though we've agreed labels are a bit too soon at this point.
Me [28M], her [27F] started dating a little while ago. We live in a major city, and with that comes super busy work and social lives.
The TIFU... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1634825772 | 1635046646 | t3_qcssx5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by not pausing the video while getting water and my mom heard things.
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TokeToday: Just go tell your mom what it was all about.
DexterWeed: Should've told her right away. Bringing it up now would be awkward.
TokeToday: I don't disagree with that.
Then again, you could, perhaps, mention the vide... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1634825808 | 1634826851 | t3_qcstco | t5_2to41 | 51 | colostomeat: TIFU by being an oblivious Punk rock kid in high school.
This happened years ago and the story about the guy, his friend, and uncle going to Auschwitz unearthed this memory I have repressed.
I was in high school during these events, so it was ~20 years ago, but I remember it pretty vividly. There was a g... | 3 | 17 | |
1634813390 | 1634827916 | t3_qcp1wd | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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FlammenwerferBBQ: Ouch that hurt just by reading it
Known_Face6710: My thumb still hurts...
FlammenwerferBBQ: I can imagine... Get well soon :)
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1634828899 | 1634829153 | t3_qctx8z | t5_2to41 | 33 | 101-25fixit: TIFU by reading scary stories while in the bathroom
This was about 30 minutes ago, I had to get to work before writing this. I am on mobile.
I was getting ready for work and since we have no bathrooms here I usually go before I leave the house. I’m like most people and read during longer sessions. I was o... | 3 | 11 | |
1634831253 | 1634838800 | t3_qcur6i | t5_2to41 | 73 | MeatYourNeedz: TIFU by making small talk at work
So I work as Non-medical patient transport which means I transport people in wheelchairs and stretchers to and from nursing homes, hospitals, and their own homes as long as they don't need any monitoring equipment or oxygen. Usually I talk to patients to pass the time as... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1634832817 | 1634860138 | t3_qcvbca | t5_2to41 | 124 | SnotCricketThrowaway: TIFU by ordering a “toy” off a dodgy website..
So this happened a couple of hours ago and I am still recovering from this eternal nightmare!
So I buy clothes and shit from a website all the time and the delivery is utterly poor anyway. At least it’s only clothes, right?
Well one night this week ... | 4 | 31 | |
1634835382 | 1634921628 | t3_qcw7im | t5_2to41 | 926 | ovarian_throwaway: TIFU by having an orgasm and subsequently sending myself to the emergency room
This is something I've sworn I will never tell my family or friends about, but I have to get it off my chest, in the hopes that some of you may laugh at my misfortune. As a result, I'm using a throwaway.
I (19F) had an IU... | 7 | 132.285714 |
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