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1635032416 | 1635237689 | t3_qegbhb | t5_2to41 | 1,001 | Mister_Dane: TIFU I called the cops on my neighbor for fixing his mom's truck
Today like 15 minutes ago my neighbor "Mike" and his wife "Becky" was fixing a broken rear-view mirror on his truck. I have never seen him drive a truck in 3 years. My other neighbor Kevin has an identical truck, this other neighbor has many ... | 10 | 100.1 | |
1635033417 | 1635073070 | t3_qeglyh | t5_2to41 | 393 | TestingInDaCroy: TIFU by asking out a girl
Now this one's just majestic.
Say there was this party. There I meet a girl, and we hit it off really well. Vibing and all, even had some inside jokes already. I wanted to see her again because she was super interesting. But I was afraid I wouldn't be able to ask her out duri... | 6 | 65.5 | |
1635035307 | 1635081149 | t3_qeh5g9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Mendicant-Bias343: TIFU By Not Apologizing & also Distancing Myself From a Coworker
Technically didn't happen today or just on one particular day. A new hire came on at my work and I (25M) was trying to get along with a new hire (mid-20sF). We seemed to have shared so many hobbies and I was hanging out with other ... | 6 | 1 | |
1635039064 | 1635045766 | t3_qei63u | t5_2to41 | 51 | Aggravating-Jaguar96: TIFU by blowing my nose
Today, I was masked-up running some errands. In the two stores I went to, I had an annoying itch in my nose. I assumed it was a huge booger, especially because I kept sneezing. I tried to inconspicuously scratch it out through my mask, but it didn’t work.
Finally, I got t... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1635039328 | 1635091925 | t3_qei8pn | t5_2to41 | 204 | coldchixhotbeer: TIFU by having an edible on an empty stomach
I used to be a heavy stoner and would smoke weed every day. This was between 2007-2015. I gradually stopped as my responsibilities increased. This is important because I clearly had no tolerance going into this situation. The worst part is I knew that. This ... | 6 | 34 | |
1635041109 | 1635052537 | t3_qeipgv | t5_2to41 | 4 | loverofmosthings: TIFU by eating a grape
This happened during lunch and I don’t think I’ll ever get over this level of embarrassment. I will also be very cautious with any grapes I eat in the future.
I (14M) was eating at a Chinese cultured buffet. I don’t know if that fact that the Chinese part is important but I thi... | 4 | 1 | |
1635042565 | 1635042719 | t3_qej2yc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu I got my address leaked
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mymiddlenameswyatt: My foreman once purposely showed our entire crew one of his wife's nudes. At least you're not that guy.
blackphin: Had a "friend" like that once in high school, he loved to show his classmates nudes and sex tapes of his girlfriends.
Archive_Intern: Got a classm... | 13 | 224.307692 | |
1635045921 | 1635054156 | t3_qejy4i | t5_2to41 | 1 | RealEthan14: TIFU by going to six flags fright fest
Mouble typing here suck
Today my friend and I decided to head to fright fest before the night portion, (When the scare actors come out) because I’m a wuss. The day started out not well with me realizing half of my favorite rides were closed and there being a ton of ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1635046490 | 1635092511 | t3_qek3ab | t5_2to41 | 309 | SabertoothedSquirrel: TIFU by visiting an extreme haunted house
This happened pre-pandemic but it's almost Halloween, things are mostly opened up again, and it reminded me.
My husband and I went to an extreme haunted house, the kind where you sign a waiver, it's adults only, and the actors can grab you. I'm a huge ho... | 4 | 77.25 | |
1635048608 | 1635093349 | t3_qekms1 | t5_2to41 | 8,921 | atheistsinner: TIFU by making my gf think I was proposing
I always knew that marriage simply is not in the cards for me. I think it is utter nonsense and have since well before I ever met my GF. I was honest about this from the beginning of the relationship. In my mind she entered into this knowing marriage would not h... | 16 | 557.5625 | |
1635052113 | 1635095404 | t3_qelh1a | t5_2to41 | 338 | perfectlysplendiidd: TIFU by eating Worcestershire sauce
TIFU by eating Worcestershire sauce
TL;DR I found out Worcestershire sauce contains anchovies which I’m allergic too. Thought the allergic reaction was just the flavor being that good.
Let me start this off by saying I am very allergic to seafood and shellfis... | 6 | 56.333333 | |
1635058871 | 1635124225 | t3_qemykj | t5_2to41 | 61 | aletha26: TIFU By telling my manager she's no longer my boss?
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lilgizmo838: You did NOTHING wrong. At this meeting, ask if you can have an explanation to why she was negatively commenting on your work ethic when you were in fact the top worker. Tell them you really DON'T want to raise any legal issues, but tha... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1635059973 | 1635111752 | t3_qen7cr | t5_2to41 | 214 | MatthewDanieltank: TIFU by asking my dad if he is cheating on my mom (please I need advice)
For some back story I'm a 14 year old male and my parents are in there 50s.(sorry for bad Grammer I'm speed righting this)
This all started a few months back (2021 may) when I was going to use my dad's phone to call my mom. He ... | 8 | 26.75 | |
1635060436 | 1635175560 | t3_qenat1 | t5_2to41 | 1,326 | evad567: TIFU by stealing a waitresses tip and getting fired.
I've worked in hospitality for many years. Not American hospitality necessarily as I've traveled overseas with it, so not super familiar with how the tips and "training wage" all work out, but I know well enough. I'd started a new job as a server; I was on t... | 20 | 66.3 | |
1635063290 | 1635103399 | t3_qenwmn | t5_2to41 | 35 | scpresident: TIFU by showing a pub check-in lady my girlfriends nudes
Obligatory throwaway account statement to start.
So recently with the local pubs and clubs reopening, I’ve started going out in the evenings for the first time in ages, but obviously given the current state of the world I’ve had to start showing ot... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1635073417 | 1635079565 | t3_qepzve | t5_2to41 | 17 | potentialbiryani: TIFU by scalding my wife…
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[deleted]: My guy, I don’t even know what to say. This seems like an abuse tendency but your behavior and probably it being the first time just shows me you’re an idiot lmao
PattiNYC: Exactly!! Who in their right mind uses an iron on human flesh? Does the elevator g... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1635080511 | 1635130331 | t3_qerq2q | t5_2to41 | 40 | Arya_9: TIFU by using dry gauze on an open wound
TL;DR I used dry gauze on an open wound and it fused together and won’t come off.
I fell two days ago and scraped my knee pretty bad. Wrapped it in gauze the first day no problem, and had no problem changing out the dressing yesterday, sterilising it again and all. Ex... | 4 | 10 | |
1635085188 | 1635103796 | t3_qet3cp | t5_2to41 | 71,295 | throwawayd456uf: TIFU by kissing my deaf Friend
Hi there. (22M)
I'll try to keep it short.
I met a girl through a mutual friend. We've known eachother for roughly a year, but haven't spend time alone yet, always in a group. She's very sweet and pretty.
She's not completly deaf , she can still hear a bit, with the he... | 13 | 5,484.230769 | |
1635089081 | 1635092902 | t3_qeubkk | t5_2to41 | 83 | unicornconnoisseur02: TIFU by taking someone else’s identical luggage and breaking its lock
Well today I was going back from an awesome trip abroad with my SO and while picking up the luggage we didn’t pay attention that it’s not ours (I have my name tag on it). We go back home, eat lunch, play with our doggies that w... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1635091359 | 1635091863 | t3_qev2a0 | t5_2to41 | 45 | adorkablegiant: TIFU By sitting on a bench
Happened today.
I went out to go run some errands and this time, instead of taking the city bus, I decided to walk and take the scenic route. As I'm walking I decide to go through a park and I see this park bench.
Now, usually I don't sit on benches, I just walk, do my thi... | 3 | 15 | |
1635089346 | 1635094797 | t3_qeuepb | t5_2to41 | 5 | toolazytorelax: TIFU, MaskFace, the new But-her/his face?
So this happened to me recently, I met somebody at work I thought they were fairly attractive, not like crazy gorgeous, but fairly attractive.
Then again, from the first second I've only seen them with their mask on.
I asked them out to dinner and some drinks ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1635092409 | 1635110368 | t3_qevent | t5_2to41 | 26 | girlonaslowquest: TIFU by realising my parents have seen me purchase a pink frilly maid outfit for my closeted MtF self.
For a while now, I've been purchasing orders from this one site along with my parents and I realised one time that I could sneak some feminine stuff in there as well, and then I can just say I'm sort... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1635094608 | 1635096460 | t3_qew4x8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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TexMeta: If anything, you're a hero. Damn Fred not explaining the prank before she went nuclear. I guess the preferred the ignorance though.
ulfr: Pretty sure he tried and she was so angry paltry and ephemeral concepts like logic and actual fault meant nothing in the face of her t... | 5 | 2.2 | |
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Naughtyexperiences: No way someone is this stupid too have this actually happen.
CanalAnswer: I had a friend who asked me, “Why does my wife pick fights with me when I’m drunk but not when I’m sober?”
Human stupidity, like Cthulhu, lies in wait…
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1635096695 | 1635098892 | t3_qewtus | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep
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blueodis: Why was it such a big deal he be home at 1am if he’s 25? Not being judgmental, it sounds like he lives with his dad and you know, his house his rules. I was also living at home at that age (hence the not being judgmental). I’m just curious why he has a curfew?
cepha... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1635101546 | 1635158166 | t3_qeyhgu | t5_2to41 | 8,435 | shipboy123: TIFU fixing a hookups toilet
So this happened first year of college, coming from an all boys high school I knew jack shit about women.
My college accommodation was a bit out of town and no busses were running out to there til morning so I used to try and bunk with one of the guys near city center after a n... | 9 | 937.222222 | |
1635100082 | 1638658257 | t3_qexzgn | t5_2to41 | 15 | _Zilik_: Tifu by splitting wood angrily
This happened last Wednesday, I (32m) and my wife (32f) were having a heated discussion, the contents of which do not stand out to either of us. I decided to calmly storm out and vent my frustrations as it felt the ‘discussion’ was just turning into an argument with no end. I gra... | 5 | 3 | |
1635105837 | 1635106821 | t3_qezylo | t5_2to41 | 24 | tifuthrowaway1918: TIFU by potentially losing my best friend
Throwaway time. Any advice would be appreciated.
So for some backstory, me and my friend have been really close friends for about 5 years now. She means the world to me and I genuinely have no clue how I would go on without her having my back.
We have never... | 3 | 8 | |
1635105325 | 1635113055 | t3_qezsc8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | jdphenix: TIFU playing Beat Saber
I got myself an Oculus Quest 2 and had been wanting to try Beat Saber. I’ve always loved rhythm games and figured this would be no exception.
I had been playing a few rounds and was having a blast. Unfortunately, I had forgotten that dogs have no awareness of what’s going on when you’... | 3 | 7 | |
1635110132 | 1635177343 | t3_qf1eqt | t5_2to41 | 507 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing ATM after anal sex
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elmstreet_mfs: Damn y'all are harsh lol
We were in the moment, it was spontaneous and I just went with it
barelyonhere: Just a tip OP, in case y'all are ever feeling spontaneous again:
Obviously best practice is for him to shower, but if you don't do that, have ba... | 11 | 46.090909 | |
1635113844 | 1635114365 | t3_qf2lu6 | t5_2to41 | 149 | ElMontoya: TIFU by posting furry porn in the group chat
So I was dating this girl last month. Her favorite animals are foxes, so I sometimes would send her fox GIFs out of my Gboard GIF search.
This one time I'm searching up "sleeping fox" or something like that, and I saw a GIF of Disney's Robin Hood reclining on a t... | 3 | 49.666667 | |
1635118326 | 1635223984 | t3_qf3zfp | t5_2to41 | 309 | Specific_Sentence_20: TIFU by lying to protect a telemarketers feelings.
So I got a call from a telemarketer years ago asking me about my internet service.
I have this problem where I sometimes cant be direct with people, I guess I don't wanna hurt their feelings, so instead I listen to their pitch and say how great ... | 6 | 51.5 | |
1635124377 | 1635195226 | t3_qf5r2v | t5_2to41 | 2,362 | skyevalentino: TIFU by having a septum piercing and having sex.
Obligatory this wasn't today, but rather last week.
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My boyfriend and I were doing the deed when I felt something strange going on in my right nostril. I reckoned it was just an errant boogie I was feeling, so I ignored it. It's worth noting ... | 6 | 393.666667 | |
1635120000 | 1635267553 | t3_qf4gn6 | t5_2to41 | 43 | TheTruePeque: TIFU. I helped a blind guy cross the street.
So... I fucked up. Had just finished from buying some beer. I was making my way back to the house, thinking about watching a movie while eating a delicious pizza (I made the dough myself) and eating some ice-cream tonight.
And it was approaching this random s... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1635125881 | 1635356798 | t3_qf66m5 | t5_2to41 | 4,283 | rbfjunkie: TIFU by sending a picture of my ass to my wife's coworker.
This happened a few minutes ago.
My wife, her mom, and a bunch of their fellow hospital workers are in Nashville on a girl's trip. I got a text from a random number saying "Where my butt pics at bitch". I texted my wife and said should I send a pict... | 9 | 475.888889 | |
1635129886 | 1635195174 | t3_qf7b32 | t5_2to41 | 405 | Bogggy-Boy: TIFU by not confessing the way I truly felt to my best friend and stopped talking to her because I couldn't deal with the pain of just being friends
So basically me (male) and my best friend (female) have been best friends for a long time but we've had moments where we weren't friends and had moments where ... | 8 | 50.625 | |
1635128763 | 1635132037 | t3_qf702c | t5_2to41 | 87 | throwawaycbsaqrtine: TIFU: Gas Mishap
This happened today. I live in Canada currently and found this nice apartment in a border town. This is important. I’m running out of gas because it’s a 2 hour drive and I thought I’d gas closer to there because it would be cheaper, anyways, I’m almost at the apartment place but ha... | 7 | 12.428571 | |
1635130682 | 1635168445 | t3_qf7ivc | t5_2to41 | 150 | Jonny-Marx: TIFU by not switching seats with a little person.
So this actually happened like 6 years ago, but it’s one of those dumb moments that your brain doesn’t let you forget.
Anyways, let’s go back to 11th grade history class. We get assigned seats because our teacher was insane and she places me in the front r... | 5 | 30 | |
1635132794 | 1635133233 | t3_qf8452 | t5_2to41 | 25 | ryqke: Tifu with jello
TIFU. Kroger brand food is usually pretty good. Not too many things I've gotten that didn't really taste good, at least food that I like. (Example, olives are gross so Kroger brand olives are gross) The Kroger jello is pretty good. I've made them before and they've always been good. But today, t... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1635132910 | 1635189606 | t3_qf85aa | t5_2to41 | 127 | EdM240B: TIFU by thinking my sister’s boyfriend was going to murder her
My little sister recently got herself a new boyfriend that I have yet to meet personally, but have seen pictures of him, including Snapchats. He seems like a good guy and one day, I find out he’s a firearms owners and owns a pistol and AK-pattern r... | 13 | 9.769231 | |
1635138732 | 1635218643 | t3_qf9me2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU, i’m a 16 year old new-ish and relatively not confident cashier and somehow lost $15.78 after loosing $20 6-7 weeks prior and now im worried as fck cause manager will b1tch abt it
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Hot-Worldliness1425: In 5-10 years you’re gonna look back and wonder why you were sweating this. $15-20 is a big d... | 12 | 1.583333 | |
1635139840 | 1635140873 | t3_qf9vi6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by remembering a comedy routine
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___Phreak___: Maybe the baby never existed and it was just a vehicle for comedy
Ask_about_my_boogers: Yeah maybe but he could have just said it was a joke and not tried to stop me and distract his date.
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1635141016 | 1635171082 | t3_qfa4xr | t5_2to41 | 112 | [deleted]: TIFU by lifting a just sold, 10 minutes from delivery, F-250 pickup by its open doors.
I had a do everything job at a Ford dealership a while back. This day I was topping off the hydraulic lifts with oil and for whatever reason I actuated the lifts afterward via a lever.
Up down, next, up down, next and so ... | 4 | 28 | |
1635141912 | 1635207017 | t3_qfabx5 | t5_2to41 | 38 | alm1688: TIFU by passing gas and made my CNA walk out on me
I’m currently living in a nursing home and rehab facility recovering from a stroke, I have left side paralysis and can’t walk so I am put in adult diapers and either transfer to a toilet or ask for a bed pan
Earlier I had gas, passed it, and had a reall sm... | 5 | 7.6 | |
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whosgotammo: Certainly a messed up scenario to walk in on, but why wouldn't you give your father his birthday present?
Terror-Byte-523: I am scarred and don't mean it. I am also a tad sleep deprived
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1635139173 | 1635193374 | t3_qf9q45 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Negative_Carrot1113: TIFU by thinking i could swim
A little bit of back story: I was a swimmer until covid hit. I didn’t have much passion for it after so I stopped completely and didn’t touch a pool bigger than my bath tub.
So anyway, I spontaneously decided to do a two day life guarding course because I was a lazy a... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1635145542 | 1635186949 | t3_qfb4lx | t5_2to41 | 16 | coastalmango: TIFU by not cleaning my ears
This fuck up happened today but it took many years to materialize. If you haven't really read the title already and you need warnings, I shall say this right now, **potentially gross stuff ahead.**
To give y'all some context I'm of the firm belief that cleaning earwax is enti... | 4 | 4 | |
1635154841 | 1635211322 | t3_qfd2fi | t5_2to41 | 17 | PoetAndQuant: TIFU by Not Paying For Dinner
(Obligatory didn’t happen today)
A question of etiquette and feeling like I fucked up a budding friendship.
Long story short, I’ve become friends with the dad of one of my kid’s close friends in their daycare. And we’ve always hung out in group settings with the family and... | 4 | 4.25 | |
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bee-sting: Ah dude. I'm afraid you definitely seem sensitive. It also seems like you're relying on him to forgive you in order for you to calm down and be less emotional, which isn't fair to him.
You definitely need to develop coping mechanisms so that if you don't get closure yo... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1635157433 | 1635252599 | t3_qfdo02 | t5_2to41 | 11,901 | zanmato1109: TIFU by giving a blowjob that caused the guy's parents to divorce
This story ends with me scared for my life, three hundred miles from home, playing possum with a massive dick in my mouth. But before we get there, I need to set the scene for you.
I’m saying this didn’t happen today not just to be honest, ... | 16 | 743.8125 | |
1635158623 | 1635177322 | t3_qfdy4e | t5_2to41 | 3 | commicoffeecake: TIFU I sucker punched (where I fucked up) my friend/roommate after he called me sensitive and cut me off when I was trying to open up to him about how he hurt me during a previous disagreement. Originally for AITA.
So, me and him are actually on good terms about this now, and I understand physically at... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1635160532 | 1635165297 | t3_qfefzj | t5_2to41 | 32 | Rybx: TIFU by almost giving myself testicular torsion while high
Happened a few weeks back, but thought it still belongs here.
Being the mature young adult I am, I decided to dabble with my bong that night. Only had one cone, but my tolerance was (and still is) fairly low, which did the trick nicely.
After dusting it... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1635161999 | 1635162447 | t3_qfettj | t5_2to41 | 110 | JohnEffKennedy: TIFU By remembering an old lunch lady
TIFU by remembering an old lunch lady
(Dinner lady) So back in my junior school days lunch ladies were like gods (hopefully they are today) and in my school they would also patrol the playgrounds on certain days and look after schools in all sorts of ways, first ai... | 3 | 36.666667 | |
1635162753 | 1635246241 | t3_qff0xo | t5_2to41 | 1,694 | dsardella18: TIFU by accidentally pranking an undercover cop
This happened about 15 years ago but I remember it like yesterday
So long time ago when I was a kid I would stay with my dad on the weekends and my best friend lived 3 houses down the street from me so we always hung out every weekend and got ourselves into ... | 10 | 169.4 | |
1635169390 | 1635216020 | t3_qfh1d9 | t5_2to41 | 701 | TheArtfulDanger: TIFU by eating too many gummy bears and having my closest near death experience
This was last night and I’m still trying to process what happened and what changes I need to make to avoid fucking up like that, ever again.
Background: Me (39m) and my wife (35f) are expecting our first child, she’s goin... | 9 | 77.888889 | |
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Idunnomeister: Unless you've gone out of you way to wear everything you bought, you probably can return a lot of it.
peonyanddahlia: I still like the pieces tbh.
creamwaves: So what's the issue? You bought what you liked! I don't see any harm in that. You'll have other opportuniti... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1635172655 | 1635179182 | t3_qfi4ve | t5_2to41 | 16 | TTTristan: TIFU by leaving sugar free gum within my dog's reach.
If you don't know (like me 3 hours ago), sugar free gum often contains xylitol as a sugar substitute. While were fine to consume the stuff at small amounts, its apparently incredibly toxic to dogs.
I fucked up today by leaving out a whole Icebreakers sp... | 4 | 4 | |
1635174307 | 1635186457 | t3_qfiqet | t5_2to41 | 30 | thoma72900: TIFU by doing schoolwork
Obligatory not today, happened over the weekend.
I woke up on Sun and was going through my day like normal, until 12. At this point i remembered I had a massive research project due the next day(Mon.) I begin running around like a bat outta hell, going to the store for a poster boa... | 3 | 10 | |
1635177688 | 1635227399 | t3_qfjxrx | t5_2to41 | 837 | mymainthrowaway69: TIFU by showing my dick to a random asian girl from Omegle
This girl 20F requested for my 16M insta on omegle (i swear i didn't go there cuz i was horny). I'm like ok. Later she told me she was horny (red flag #1), I'm not, but eventually I gave in and since she couldn't do a call on Instagram (red ... | 9 | 93 | |
1635178130 | 1635351506 | t3_qfk3kq | t5_2to41 | 24,332 | AwesomeDude1125: TIFU by making a suicide joke in a psychology class
Great way to start off my Monday class.
I'm a college student majoring in Psychology. Today we were in a Zoom call because covid numbers in my school area started to spike up. My class is at 8am, so my roommate hasn't left for class yet.
We are goi... | 11 | 2,212 | |
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goatharper: I feel ya, fam.
Back in 1981 I was 19 and working in a hospital. I was walking down a hall and passed a cute girl, a visitor. After we passed, I looked back, and she was looking back at me!
I was 19. I didn't know what to do, and just walked on.
These things happen... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1635180145 | 1635200577 | t3_qfktl6 | t5_2to41 | 104 | Mu13GhostBusters: TIFU by refusing to accept my brothers are growing;
I (19M) fucked up today. My younger brother (17) weighs around 65-70 kg. My petite brother (13) is around 45 or 50 kg. Yesterday i was joking around with the 17 YO one and i told him i bet i could lift him and carry him. He said bullshit, it touched ... | 4 | 26 | |
1635162763 | 1635277847 | t3_qff10u | t5_2to41 | 78 | ulfr: TIFU by revenge pranking with imaginary mice
Greetings and salutations! This post is a sort of follow up of a previous post of mine, located here:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/q92hab/i\_just\_thought\_the\_food\_was\_shtty/](https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/q92hab/i_just_thou... | 4 | 19.5 | |
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Megatronus1995: You sound like a bunch of fun. Store rules are store rules. They can't go against policy not set by them.
Captain_CrunchYaAss: What if the rule isnt corporate enforced but rather just this location?
yaknowhatno: The store rules do not have to be corporate rules, Ka... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1635172676 | 1635195603 | t3_qfi54s | t5_2to41 | 34 | phlux: TIFU: Hanging Motivational Posters In The Office...
This happened at Lockheed Martin, ~2007 or so...
I was IT manager at lockheed for a division based in the bay area. I found these wonderful 'motivational posters' but not. They were demotivational posters. (The Cards Against Humanity of the 'Motivational Poste... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1635191239 | 1635195123 | t3_qfoqsh | t5_2to41 | 17 | recycleyourtrashpls: TIFU by having to drop out last minute of a support slot for the biggest band I've ever had the opportunity to play with.
Last week I somehow managed to secure a slot supporting a band in my hometown featuring the drummer of arguably the biggest British punk band of the 70s (see if you can guess wh... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1635191318 | 1635201415 | t3_qforrh | t5_2to41 | 36 | wengelite: TIFU, 30 years in the making, by not going to a doctor!
TLDR: I didn’t go to a doctor for 30 years and then had a Hypertension attack in the middle of a lake while swimming. I came real close to dying.
PSA: Go see a doctor at least once a year, or at least get your blood pressure tested.
Obligatory th... | 4 | 9 | |
1635192281 | 1635235052 | t3_qfp3o9 | t5_2to41 | 144 | Illustrious_Side5085: TIFU by shipping a package wrongly while trial-working at a new job
At the beginning of August I was let go from my apprenticeship for a variety of reasons. My grades in school are good enough that I would be able to continue my apprenticeship if I find a new employer by the end of november. Fo... | 6 | 24 | |
1635193251 | 1635209577 | t3_qfpg0q | t5_2to41 | 1,213 | Punt_Sp33dChunk: TIFU by punching my husband in the back of the head.
So I got a promotion I've been busting my ass for at work. My husband's love language is food and gifts. So he made me lasagna for dinner and kept trying to get me to come look at something in our basement.
He got me an Occulus 2 (VR gaming), all s... | 8 | 151.625 | |
1635193888 | 1635194775 | t3_qfpo5p | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by suggesting watching the new Black Widow movie
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AustinDiggler: Terrible to hear of your losses, fellow Redditor. Hang in there.
Not sure I understand the issue here....is simply because the title has the word widow in it? It's an action / spy movie, isn't it?
justfrann_: The view was that it... | 4 | 3 | |
1635194360 | 1635242873 | t3_qfpubo | t5_2to41 | 42 | Shaman-The-Curer: TIFU by apparently being racist towards my GF.
Blah blah, this actually happened a few years ago. This will also serve as a rant/confession because I've never gotten this off my chest and I still don't entirely understand. Please bare with me.
To preface this, here's background to me: I grew up in sh... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1635195502 | 1635196028 | t3_qfq8q5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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vnfms: I need a diagram for this family tree.
IamaLuna-tic: Huge family. From my dads side its super complicated so i SHALL TRY TO EXPLAIN IT:
My dads dad (Grandpa) has three wives. I have two step grandmas. My grandma (biologically) has 7 sons, and 3 daughters. My step grandma ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1635192839 | 1635202993 | t3_qfpas7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | UnknownLass: TIFU by cutting my own hair.
TL;DR: I cut my own hair without asking for help and I messed up.
Hi, a couple of minutes ago I cut my own hair. I first did my bangs and then my long hair. Now, normally my mother helps with my bangs and hair but I thought she would have been too busy to help, so I tried on ... | 3 | 4 | |
1635200062 | 1635200203 | t3_qfru60 | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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defnotevilmorty: FRANK AND BEANS
YosoySpartacus: Damn you. I came here to say that.
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1635200198 | 1635201316 | t3_qfrvtc | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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rramirezz0711: Blame it on a glitch and call it a day but spin it into a positive. Something like this. “My apologies for the wrong files coming across in my previous email. After I sent the email I went back and double checked that my email was sent correctly and caught the fact ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1635202459 | 1635202898 | t3_qfsmvp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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raddmadds: You fucked up my taking a picture of a girl’s ass in public. Not bc you left your flash on. They may have been a good sport but you’re a mega creep. Leave women alone.
CompletelyChaotic: This. I was going to say this exactly. You should learn from this experience not to... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1635204057 | 1635204919 | t3_qft55q | t5_2to41 | 3 | dumbthrowaway2958: TIFU by telling my best friend I liked her.
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bluenote_dopamine: Right so what are you leaving out?
Something happened between "We're best friends and I like you" and "Don't talk to me again."
dumbthrowaway2958: I told you, me begging her to talk and telling her that I don’t want to lose my... | 3 | 1 | |
1635203147 | 1635252096 | t3_qfsuzb | t5_2to41 | 219 | bombzombie: TIFU by chugging half a gallon of orange juice and sending myself to the shadow realm
This actually happened about 30 minutes ago so it’s still fresh in my mind. I was hanging out with my buddy at his work because I’m off today and have nothing better do and earlier I went to go get some drinks. While I was... | 6 | 36.5 | |
1635203441 | 1635204807 | t3_qfsybb | t5_2to41 | 26 | BeneficialTax6: TIFU by not heeding multiple red flags
As is customary this didn't happen today but has been an ongoing issue since mid July.
I called a moving group to get a quote for moving my household goods across two states. The quote went great. They did everything over the phone (red flag #1) by going room to ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1635205961 | 1635206391 | t3_qftqu3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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ActualLiteralHobbit: Scrabble tile nail art spelling out "I suck"
mixedbyx: YESSS
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1635201996 | 1635208949 | t3_qfshcn | t5_2to41 | 17 | GreenTigerzord: TIFU by reading TIFU posts
Long time lurker, first time poster. Also on mobile. So this literally just happened. I tend to scroll this sub when I have downtime. And surprise surprise, what do I find? A post about a simp who gets catfished and extorted for dick pics. I'm sure this will be removed, but mo... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1635208338 | 1635416600 | t3_qfuh86 | t5_2to41 | 6,700 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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Fumbling-Panda: I mean if it were me; I’d just keep my mouth shut, and not say anything to my siblings. Your dads secrets are his own and you should probably let him have his privacy. If he wanted you to know then he would talk to you about it.
matt_minderbinder: The father only h... | 25 | 268 | |
1635210247 | 1635252240 | t3_qfv1td | t5_2to41 | 2,466 | JacTheOtter: TIFU by showering in the wrong bathroom 😕
So I (20, male) am living in college dorm building, and my whole floor is all girls. The floor above me is all girls. The top two floors are the boys floors. I have no clue why my room is where it is, but if I had to guess it’s because I had accommodations to not ... | 10 | 246.6 | |
1635214417 | 1635217910 | t3_qfwau6 | t5_2to41 | 57 | woldalj: TIFU by eating a $10,000 Cookie
Earlier today, actually today, I opened up my box of Pokemon branded Oreos. For those who don't know, there are 16 different different Pokemon to be found on the cookies. I knew my wife and Father in Law had been documenting which ones they got. I pulled out my Oreo and took a b... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1635215654 | 1635220934 | t3_qfwnlk | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ok_Avocado2210: TIFU by ordering the octopus salad
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Reset108: So... nothing happened?
VoidOfThot: I had a seafood mix including octopus for dinner tonight… guess I fucked up???
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1635220143 | 1635223873 | t3_qfxynp | t5_2to41 | 103 | potatocrepe: TIFU with an Epic Voice To Text Fail: Changed the words “Master It” to “Masturbate”
I recently took over a business and have been working closely with the company’s long-time Creative Director to update the business’s website. Getting access to the website’s controls has been a challenge for us and after a... | 3 | 34.333333 | |
1635219776 | 1635306524 | t3_qfxv18 | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by eyaculating right as my father steps in my room
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CanalAnswer: “KY in your cup holder”
*It wasn’t me*
“Watching porn now you’re older”
*It wasn’t me*
“I don’t mind you like PornTube”
*It wasn’t me*
“Did you have to use *my* lube?”
*It wasn’t me*
ElectronicWulf: What?
kaos567: Man I’m o... | 6 | 6 | |
1635220429 | 1635303943 | t3_qfy1e3 | t5_2to41 | 4,597 | LilGrandWizard: TIFU by telling my mormon nephew Jesus was Jewish.
I have been reading *Ulysses* for a class and it's a pretty difficult book to read. I spoke about the "Cyclops" chapter with a classmate and we talked about main character Leopold's encounter with The Citizen, an antisemite complaining about those pesky... | 18 | 255.388889 | |
1635223719 | 1635266886 | t3_qfywbo | t5_2to41 | 29 | CadenceQuandry: TIFU by telling my therapist I didn’t want to be a Karen — and her name is Karen.
So the title pretty much sums it up.
I haven’t had therapy in several months. Not because I haven’t needed it but because my therapist is quite booked up. I’ve been having anxiety about opening my own home business a... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1635226718 | 1635230295 | t3_qfzmi3 | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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mommafish34: Man I hated reading this. What can this community do to help out?
Hidd3nMan: Probably not much unfortunately. It’s 2:07am and I have to return this car at 11am. I’m probably just going to have to be screwed. 2 damn minutes screwed me. I’m so frustrated but it is liter... | 8 | 4.625 | |
1635231118 | 1635808837 | t3_qg0n3m | t5_2to41 | 252 | anonfattguy: TIFU by booking a adult service for first time in life
TIFU So as my username suggests I(27)M an overweight, fat guy, never had sex, had some girlfriends in the past, but they were only after materialistic things or resources I could provide, so yesterday night I decided that I need to get laid and I got a... | 8 | 31.5 | |
1635236385 | 1635294609 | t3_qg1re4 | t5_2to41 | 30 | ImTheGodOfAdvice: TIFU by waiting 10+ hours to meet Astros Alex Bregman and it went wrong for me
This happened a few years ago but it’s hitting me again now, I’ll explain why later, but the last week of august 2018, I saw a paper at a gas station that said Alex Bregman would be appearing at a local Kroger. I didn’t rea... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1635239581 | 1635286786 | t3_qg2ff1 | t5_2to41 | 74 | Vlad164164: TIFU a decades worth of my wife's work
Tifu I fucked up real bad reddit. As back story I've been 3d printing with a resin printer and sometimes these printers can be finicky at the best of time and the usb sticks sometimes need to swaped around and reformatted.
So the fuck up occurs when I grab my wife's ... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1635240497 | 1635289339 | t3_qg2m8s | t5_2to41 | 4,595 | rscooo: TIFU by using the women's bathroom because the door said 'for those who sit' - I'm a dude
Obligatory this happened about 2 years ago, but I love this sub and thought you'd all enjoy haha
I was at this trendy bar and needed to drop the kids off at the pool.
Now this hipster bar, rather than labelling the toi... | 11 | 417.727273 | |
1635240887 | 1635246808 | t3_qg2p4g | t5_2to41 | 11 | Chicken_Bucket78: TIFU by telling a really awful joke
I made this during during lunch on the first day of coming back to school after lockdown. I'm not really sure if this joke was really that bad or if it was taken too seriously, but it was a little insensitive. When it comes to dark jokes, the line between morbid hum... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1635235128 | 1635296940 | t3_qg1hz9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | mmt93: TIFU By Missing A Lemon With A Knife
Okay so this didnt happen today, but at the beginning of last week.
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I was set to go on a business trip for 10 days across the country, so in preparation I went over my friends house to drop off my little ~~bundle of rage~~ fostered year old cat to be well fed a... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1635244925 | 1635272456 | t3_qg3lvz | t5_2to41 | 7 | shru1111: TIFU messed with the trust of a cousin
to give a bit of a back story I come from an Indian household and my family(extended) secrets are used as gossip and they are all very close minded people.
I had a cousin who's love life became the talk of every single gathering and phone call until recently when her bro... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1635247715 | 1635250477 | t3_qg4c1c | t5_2to41 | 4,866 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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sparky614: Geesh ... People are so sexist. If you had been a woman, no one woulda complained.
CanalAnswer: That’s because people like boobies.
HubblePie: It’s 2021, men can have boobies too.
CanalAnswer: …and women can have double mastectomies.
yatzhie04: And women can have penis... | 12 | 405.5 | |
1635251986 | 1635290251 | t3_qg5ilv | t5_2to41 | 72 | Long_Repair_8779: TIFU: By making a dead baby joke to my heavily pregnant teacher
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, actually it was about 9 years ago.
I was studying A Level law, and was in my lesson minding my own business. I always had this tendency of putting my bag slightly in front of my desk by my feet, and m... | 14 | 5.142857 |
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