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1646514047 | 1646514934 | t3_t7ir5m | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally spending my entire tax return
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Lingonberry_External: Sounds like you need a better budget lol
thebunnywhisperer_: Definitely, however I had also just gotten a big bonus I intended to spend, so it wasn’t like it was my usual budget I was trying to work with
Lingonberry_External: ... | 4 | 2 | |
1646514744 | 1646522277 | t3_t7izly | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiring a prostitute.
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leddleschnitzel: Prostitution Legal in all of europe or certain countries?
Asking for a friend planning a trip...
DatDamGermanGuy: Most Western European countries afaik. But some countries (Sweden, France) follow the Nordic Model where It is legal to sell sex, but not ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1646515158 | 1646520535 | t3_t7j498 | t5_2to41 | 128 | Ancient-Visitor: TIFU by assuming a woman was pregnant
I work in a baby furniture shop and serve a lot of
pregnant women every day. When checking on
stock arriving, I often ask when baby is due as
there can be a wait time on some furniture
arriving and want to ascertain if it will be needed
earlier.
So I was serving th... | 3 | 42.666667 | |
1646516690 | 1646600405 | t3_t7jmdw | t5_2to41 | 15 | gobbobeatz: TIFU for almost getting kicked out of college for not going to a Jersey Shore party
Note: This actually happened about 10 years ago, but a big fuck up none-the-less.
When I was a sophomore in college, my suite mates decided to throw a jersey shore themed party. I liked the idea, probably because at that po... | 3 | 5 | |
1646517431 | 1646520160 | t3_t7jv3p | t5_2to41 | 14 | throwaway102934739: TIFU by beating up my “bff” and bf
a little backstory, Me and “May” were friends since 7th grade (19 now) and literally since then she’s talked or dated or fucked everybody I talked to or dated. Maybe I should’ve cut her off the first time she did it but she was and has been my only friend and those... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1646523472 | 1646524350 | t3_t7lv0j | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my girlfriend lick my face and nose after she did coke
so my girlfriend is into coke. she does it pretty often. me? im just a stoner i dont do the hard stuff
i do have a somewhat odd fetish. i love having my face licked, to the point where my entire face is sloppy wet. my favorite part thoug... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1646526178 | 1646608623 | t3_t7mpic | t5_2to41 | 301 | zodkfn: TIFU by buying a plant serial killer a terrarium
This happened today.
It was my brothers (35m) birthday today. He got his first flat / apartment a year ago and I’ve noticed every time I go over more and more plants he keeps buying are dying - he sits them in the wrong places, or over / under waters them, but ... | 5 | 60.2 | |
1646527077 | 1654526736 | t3_t7mz8g | t5_2to41 | 36 | the_samburglar: TIFU by not knowing what a caulking gun is called
Happened 20 minutes ago
I am trying to be more handy around the house and have been wanting to replace the caulking around tub and shower. I’ve watched videos and saw a TikTok where someone said the device used to apply caulk had a specific name.
Fee... | 4 | 9 | |
1646531515 | 1646531852 | t3_t7oafi | t5_2to41 | 21 | that_gay_with_chains: TIFU by getting obscenely high during Christmas dinner
I would like to preface this by saying that obviously this happened a few months ago. I (18F) came home from college for the holidays. I love my family, but I don’t like them and don’t get along with them (does that make any sense? It’s compli... | 3 | 7 | |
1646530582 | 1646533461 | t3_t7o0ki | t5_2to41 | 54 | CannaZebra: TIFU by using coconut oil before using the toilet
I bought a bidet online during the great toilet paper shortage of 2020. It was a cheap one that goes right into the line and isn't powered by anything so no warm water. It seemed like a great idea at the time but it got shoved in a corner and forgot about. I... | 3 | 18 | |
1646530590 | 1646592656 | t3_t7o0nj | t5_2to41 | 123 | goofedRN: Tifu by using a figure of speech
Actually happened today (this am) throwaway acct.
Was working my job as an ER nurse, signing a patient in who came in by ambulance. We get reports from ambulances that give us some info on the patients before they came in, all the information I had said "17 year old male psy... | 5 | 24.6 | |
1646532624 | 1646533517 | t3_t7om3j | t5_2to41 | 34 | ssssxcxddx: TIFU by not knowing the lyrics to ‘Happy Birthday’
There’s a sign at our work telling you to wash your hands for the amount of time it takes to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ twice.
This was taking me a long time and I thought it was kind of overkill. I mentioned it to my coworker and he was confused and said it d... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1646533156 | 1646536969 | t3_t7orje | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU watching hardcore p*rns ( I am F21) and getting caught by my mom
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bzzi: Wtf if this shit is true you got more issues then watching some porn. Get the fuck out of there
FourtuneTeIIer: Check the post history
xX_Avada_Kedavra_xX: >Check the post history
This should be this sub's #1 rule.
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1646534924 | 1646939700 | t3_t7pa7m | t5_2to41 | 385 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling Kendrick Lamar a "mumble rapper" in front of my friend
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mostlikelylost: Homie should’ve corrected you and shown you Kendrick Lamar. Because he’s a god.
Signed, a guy who hates mumble rap and most rap in general.
Substantial_Finger_2: Why don’t you like most rap?? It’s honestly real... | 13 | 29.615385 | |
1646535377 | 1646566136 | t3_t7pepe | t5_2to41 | 59 | blue_solid: TIFU by smoking I dont know what.
I received a small sample of hash when i bought some weed. So this morning I put some weed in the small bowl of my small water pipe and broke off a bit of hash and put it on top of the weed.
I walked out to the elevator when i stopped and noticed the little ball of hash w... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1646535690 | 1646543051 | t3_t7phzy | t5_2to41 | 17 | no_1_of_worth: TIFU by accidentally getting black out drunk and making vulgar advances to a friend on IG
In reality, I fucked up a few days ago.
My wife and I went on a vacation and I planned for us to do a cocktail crawl around the city we were visiting. It went really well, and we had a great time. Too good of a tim... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1646540012 | 1646543183 | t3_t7qqli | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally losing the only copy of my wife and I's proposal video.
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IRGrammarCop: >my wife and I's
My wife's and my
WangLung1931: Thank you! Who the fuck thinks "I's" is correct?
| 3 | 1 | |
1646541493 | 1646550299 | t3_t7r4s9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | joeruimango: TIFU by opening a bottle of cheese
I had this bottle of cheese spread that I had not refrigerated after I brought it from the store.
Today I felt like eating some cheese and remembered about this thing I had bought a week ago and when I saw the bottle it was puffed up and I knew this wasn’t right BUT STILL... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1646543226 | 1646672255 | t3_t7rlhc | t5_2to41 | 292 | KaleidoscopeDirect87: TIFU by reigniting highschool drama
Okay guys. Thanks for reading my TIFU/AITA post. I need to delete this because reading the notifications are addicting and time consuming.
lifesnotfun: Damn, your more insecure then I am
KaleidoscopeDirect87: I think you're correct. I do have my own issues.
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1646546002 | 1646547680 | t3_t7sa8d | t5_2to41 | 18 | PrudentComedian5630: TIFU by going to the strip club for the 1st time
Throw away account I don’t want it on my main.
I paid $100 worth in lap dances, it’s not even the money that I spent that bums me out the most (it’s part of it). It just feels wrong, I only went because I was curious and so I wanted the “experienc... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1646545500 | 1646549199 | t3_t7s5xb | t5_2to41 | 25 | Beginning-Horror45: TIFU by eating a sour strap with tonsillitis
I recently came down with a bad case of tonsillitis and have been unable to speak for days because my throat is so sore. A friend of mine dropped over a hamper with some snacks I could have when I was well enough to swallow again. Sitting in bed feeling s... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1646550640 | 1646599199 | t3_t7te38 | t5_2to41 | 231 | OldCourage1486: TIFU by trying to tell a joke to a customer
By trying to tell a joke to a customer
I work at a small coffee shop and we have a drink called “the Batman” and since the new movie is releasing we’ve had it on our specials board. I may not be the biggest Batman fan but I do love Robert Pattinson so I’ve b... | 5 | 46.2 | |
1646554884 | 1646594155 | t3_t7ucq0 | t5_2to41 | 1,258 | icanith: TIFU by recommending Caligula sarcastically for my BF and his GF to watch
TLDR: My friend some how never heard of Caligula, despite claiming to know alot about movies, and I flippantly recommended he and his GF go watch it for date night, which they did.
Like the start of all great stories, we were discuss... | 6 | 209.666667 | |
1646554949 | 1646580781 | t3_t7ud8u | t5_2to41 | 27 | Throwaway17762004: TIFU by overstepping and crossing peoples boundaries.
Throwaway because my friends know my main.
So I’m gay, and I met this guy a few months ago. Imma call him “R”. At first I saw R across the class from me and my gaydar instantly started going off. Now I think he’s really attractive. So as one doe... | 3 | 9 | |
1646557246 | 1646572119 | t3_t7uvyk | t5_2to41 | 13 | Biggie-McDick: TIFU by giving myself Great Balls of Fire
I strained a muscle in my groin yesterday. That’s bad enough.
Today I was applying “Deep Freeze” to the area and inadvertently rubbed my balls with the hand covered in the offending material.
I didn’t think anything of it at the time, it was just a casual sc... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1646559140 | 1646612452 | t3_t7vb36 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking way too much anxiety medication and causing a scene at work and insulting my boss, I'm also almost certainly getting fired due to that and my boss is probably going to face repercussions due to stuff I said.
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MurderousFaeries: Your employers are definitely not good people, but jeez, l... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1646560031 | 1646596345 | t3_t7viax | t5_2to41 | 58 | smugman246: TIFU by clogging the toilet while my wife was pregnant.
I’m not sure how to explain this without breaking this sub’s fourth rule (excessive vulgarity), but I will do my absolute best.
I was experiencing minor stomach issues after some especially delicious Mexican food (as one does) and ASSUMED the flush to... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1646561576 | 1646566420 | t3_t7vvca | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my USD Drive and Portable Hard Drive not work on my MacBook
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grixit: Back the devices up, then reformat them to fat32. Make sure that works. Then reformat to exfat.
Kofiwillreign180: Will fat32 work on MacBook and Windows Laptop?
grixit: Yes. It was the next format after fat32, ntfs t... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1646563415 | 1646571452 | t3_t7w9xp | t5_2to41 | 166 | Nerdpunk-X: TIFU by peeing with the door open when no one was home.
So recently I (33m) am visiting my family for a few weeks before I move, basically for the few days I'm in town I am staying with them.
My parents recently adopted a kitten that is about 11 months old and developed a habit of running through any sligh... | 3 | 55.333333 | |
1646564750 | 1646601543 | t3_t7wkst | t5_2to41 | 40,830 | benjiblack243: TIFU by scaring my partner
woke up at 4 am to some of the most severe abdominal cramps of my life. I nearly threw up, took 4 acetaminophen and waited for them to work. They didn't work. I woke up my partner, worried that my IUD had gotten misaligned during sexy time earlier and that I needed to go to the... | 20 | 2,041.5 | |
1646565317 | 1646683469 | t3_t7wpd2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | necroubikon: TIFU trying to get on class early
This last year I've been teaching Spanish as a volunteer a few days a week. To do so, I have to go to a nearby town, but that's not an issue since the bus that gets me there stops just in front of my door at 9.20 and arrives to the cultural center at 9.50, so I'm always 10... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1646575563 | 1646575965 | t3_t7zfvy | t5_2to41 | 69 | Yourusernamex2: TIFU by convincing my wife to have a quicky.
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Paradox_Ghost5: Well, it was quick, a quick trip to the baby's room that is.
[deleted]: 😂
| 3 | 23 | |
1646576373 | 1646592636 | t3_t7zpgl | t5_2to41 | 85 | Deadliest_Death: TIFU by having a panic attack and accidentally laying in a pile of shit.
A few weeks back my wife talked bout getting another cat.
Historically we have had really good luck at picking cats that are super friendly, but have had the worst luck keeping them.
Our first was picked off by coyotes.
Our se... | 5 | 17 | |
1646579245 | 1646579974 | t3_t80nbi | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by flirting awkwardly with my female friend and possibly traumatizing her
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hate_mail: Dude, you basically assaulted her. This is pretty creepy
Arunia: I agree with this.
And if she says, just stop, just stop. Even if it is about your appologies. You said you are sorry and she heard you.
You m... | 3 | 14 | |
1646580796 | 1646727648 | t3_t815x2 | t5_2to41 | 3,144 | miss_a_miss: TIFU by misusing phrase "pain in the ass"
Yesterday I've matched with a guy on Tinder. He's from UK. We started texting in English, even though that's not my native spoken language. We were messaging whole day and I can't tell when was the last time I enjoyed chatting with someone that much. We talked abou... | 10 | 314.4 | |
1646583465 | 1646619537 | t3_t824b0 | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU by being homophobic
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goofy1011: Just do something undeniably gay in front of him
engineer-chad: Great! Now he's a sex offender, too!
Known-Salamander9111: He means like wear a feather boa, obviously
goofy1011: For real.
| 5 | 16.4 | |
1646583609 | 1646583911 | t3_t8265i | t5_2to41 | 21 | CondimentCommander: TIFU by playing with ferrofluid
My parents got me this cool ferrofluid display for christmas. It’s a glass bottle with some ferrofluid and water inside. It was fun to play with, and today I noticed that the cap on top was unscrewable. Curious, I took it off, and sure enough, the fluid was able to le... | 3 | 7 | |
1646587394 | 1646594892 | t3_t83juz | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my ass hair
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senior-salvador: In Swedish we have a word for when poop gets suck in your ass hair: “kånkelbär” (“bär” means berries, ”kånkel” doesn’t mean anything but sounds funny). Is there such a word in English?
duplierenstudieren: In germany we have a word like that as well! It's... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1646590069 | 1646610728 | t3_t84jlb | t5_2to41 | 78,983 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my coworker I want to bang her.
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Barcata: Don't say anything unless it's brought up. You may have just started the path to marrying her, or you may get fired for sexual harassment. Depends on the people, but either way, there's not much you can do about it now!
Turbanator9: F that… d... | 29 | 2,723.551724 | |
1646591468 | 1646688066 | t3_t8523b | t5_2to41 | 302 | External-Object: Tifu by misusing a dog tag engraving machine
So a little back story, my local pet shop has this machine that engraves dog tags, you buy the tag, put in a code and use a touch screen to type what you want on both sides. Normaly one side is for contact info and the other is for the dogs name. Because I'm... | 8 | 37.75 | |
1646444494 | 1646592817 | t3_t6yheg | t5_2to41 | 5 | baking_doggo_mama: TIFU by making my friend thinking I was giving him the brush off
So this happened today and I'm still dealing with the repercussions of it. I (32f) an recently divorced and am trying to learn how to meet people and friends again. So I responded to an R4R s little over a month ago and have (had) becom... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1646590257 | 1646618491 | t3_t84m28 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by scarring my mom with a horrifying painting of my late grandma
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MeasurementWorth4935: This is not an ugly, nightmarish picture. Like you said it’s not the Mona Lisa but it’s by no means ugly or anything. I just think it’s a hard reminder for you mom to look at. My sister killed herself a litt... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1646594843 | 1646596681 | t3_t869wb | t5_2to41 | 42 | jflowing12: TIFU by thinking I was having a miscarriage
This story isn’t from today, but from earlier this week. Don’t worry, I wasn’t actually miscarrying!
I’m (23 f) currently 15 weeks pregnant and my partner has been traveling a lot for work lately. Needless to say, when he is home we catch up on all the love I ... | 3 | 14 | |
1646595153 | 1646596332 | t3_t86dwj | t5_2to41 | 41 | SouthernHomework355: TIFU by forgetting my best friend's birthdate
I've been friends with her for the past 7 years now but weren't that close to be celebrating each others' birthday together. Recently we became quite close and since mid of last year, we have been the main support of each other.
She, along with other ... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1646598855 | 1646608476 | t3_t87prh | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by not appreciating my wife more.
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MsK8tee: Yes you’re an idiot. And you’re an arse.
If you want it recovered you get on your preverbal knees and you fucking beg.
And I don’t mean literal begging, I mean grow the fuck up and stop being a man child.
Do the fucking lunches and the laundry a... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1646600958 | 1646638519 | t3_t88h50 | t5_2to41 | 283 | yikes1929: TIFU by giving my friend tough love when they were battling an alcohol addiction
Disclaimer not today: two years and month ago I turned my back on a friend who was battling an alcohol addiction. After supporting them through rehab I thought the only way to help them when they fell off the wagon was to give t... | 6 | 47.166667 | |
1646602554 | 1646606358 | t3_t89237 | t5_2to41 | 19 | TimeManagementKween: TIFU by cleaning my friend's bathroom counter with air freshner.
I (28 f) am staying with a friend (28 f) and her husband (29 m). They have a guest bedroom that also has a full bathroom attached to it. They have been extremely busy as of late and hosting people back to back. I wanted to be helpful ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1646602532 | 1646673531 | t3_t891tq | t5_2to41 | 133 | yourmomishigh: TIFU by telling an amputee her leash was going to amputate her fingers.
I’m a dog trainer. I’m also nosy, outgoing, and animated. I was doing a little walking before a class and I saw a woman with a dog on a dreaded retractable leash with a cord. Oh no, it was even tied together with a knot! Must stop th... | 4 | 33.25 | |
1646603089 | 1646612436 | t3_t89914 | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing porn on Airplay
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Anotherdude342: Yeh, you aren't the first time post this tbh. Seems this happens to a few people a year.
C_CityOfTheDF_Steady: Something about Christmas carols really gets people in the mood I guess
ToxicLongevity: Yeah, well somebody's certainly cuming to town.
| 4 | 24.25 | |
1646604151 | 1646616321 | t3_t89nb1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my boyfriend had a tiny chode.
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KeyboardJustice: Hahaha you're supposed to pinch the tip part when installing to leave a cum storage area and prevent ripping, not thrust through it! Happy he's hung for you!
femmeshepp: AJSUSKSKSLNDB I think the problem is that a lot of times they're... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1646606598 | 1646671407 | t3_t8aivh | t5_2to41 | 65 | too_many_Fs: TIFU by telling my wife how much money I have invested in my gaming.
So wife is ALWAYS included in money decisions, but at this stage I’m pretty sure she ignores my talks; bills are paid and she doesn’t want for nothing, so my spending isn’t a big deal. Plus: she got a gaming PC out of it and a gaming lapt... | 9 | 7.222222 | |
1646607150 | 1646623318 | t3_t8apds | t5_2to41 | 24,491 | readitonreddit34: TIFU by warning a nurse that she might feel a little woozy.
This actually happened 3 days ago but today is my day off so I have time to write this.
I am a a doctor in a hospital. One of the procedures we do is called a bone marrow biopsy. It is a procedure where we go inside the bone, where the fact... | 22 | 1,113.227273 | |
1646609327 | 1646611879 | t3_t8bg5p | t5_2to41 | 2 | not_gerg: TIFU by playing a prank on 2 friends
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sillysausage619: This is a shit post.
not_gerg: Nope this actually happened
sillysausage619: No, not a shitpost, this is a. Shit. Post.
What a pointless thing to put on the internet.
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1646610284 | 1646621319 | t3_t8brlv | t5_2to41 | 78 | Adragongentleman: TIFU for being a brute with my baggage
That happened around 10 minutes ago
I came from a Nice trip from the south back to home, during the trip I visited the geological museum and in the gift shop I saw the most beautiful thing somebody did with a rock that i've ever seen, a sculpted quartz (I thi... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1646609402 | 1646633340 | t3_t8bh1g | t5_2to41 | 6 | SocksAndLoafers: TIFU by taking a dump at work
TL;DR I'm Assistant manager of department. I got sprayed by toilet. I'm the Number 2.
Ok so main account bc I don't give two turds. I'm an Assistant manager of my department, in a crappy store. and I had to take a dookie while working. And when I went to do a courtesy fl... | 3 | 2 | |
1646614924 | 1646761674 | t3_t8d9ij | t5_2to41 | 8,103 | Spencerchavez125: TIFU by reading too much about my wife’s condition
So for starters, my wife (24) and I (also 24) have been married since we were 21, met when we were 16 and dating since age 20. (I know we were young, whatever, that’s irrelevant)
Just months before we started dating, my wife suffered an extremely sev... | 13 | 623.307692 | |
1646616271 | 1646649965 | t3_t8domt | t5_2to41 | 255 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my male friend think I wanted him to dominate me.
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AcrobaticSource3: Too bad he has a girlfriend or else this would be a love connection
corvid_creature: i forgot to mention that we dated a couple years ago 😭😭😭
NukeWarz: oh lol so he doesn't think you want him to dominate you, he k... | 4 | 63.75 | |
1646621864 | 1646728952 | t3_t8feoo | t5_2to41 | 16,319 | MinimumArmadillo2394: TIFU by sleeping with a classmate
Obligatory this happened a year and a few months ago. Me (22M) and a (now ex) friend (18F) struck up a mutual FWB relationship in college. We met about once or twice a week for a few weeks after we both just got out of long relationships that ended poorly. We brok... | 20 | 815.95 | |
1646624267 | 1646670856 | t3_t8g4pq | t5_2to41 | 977 | [deleted]: TIFU: While being intimate with my boyfriend I accidentally said he had a small penis…that ended with him crying
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Borischeekibreeki: Just gonna throw this out there but... maybe you should have talked about this with him? Before doing anything like that?
DovahFerret: Yeah, very much this.
Not porn ... | 7 | 139.571429 | |
1646625937 | 1646627154 | t3_t8gmbe | t5_2to41 | 14 | TheGreatDlvine: TIFU by working at Target and reporting harassment
I have been working at target since October as a inbound worker and I was attacked by a team lead named Susan. She has thrown my work on the floor, harassed me and lied on me, hit me with a railings and boxes, and I reported this to HR who has done noth... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1646627326 | 1646629001 | t3_t8h0cz | t5_2to41 | -9 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to flirt with my friend (29F) and accidentally traumatizing the living hell out of her instead
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187on45: Sounds like something bad happened to her and she’s taking that out in you. I mean you can try to salvage the friendship but if she needs space or wants the end the friendship then... | 3 | -3 | |
1646628497 | 1646648371 | t3_t8hbne | t5_2to41 | 171 | Roqnation13: Tifu by trusting a what seemed like a nice woman on tinder
This is my first post and I’m on mobile so I’m sorry for the formatting.
Me(19)M her supposedly (22)F
So for a solid week now I’ve been flirting with this girl on tinder, and I thought she was very nice and cute, eventually we moved onto Snapchat ... | 9 | 19 | |
1646627686 | 1646683778 | t3_t8h3uk | t5_2to41 | 50 | Egg7747: TIFU by not realizing I was texting in my work group chat
Happened just a few hours ago. I’m still dying inside and afraid to go into work tomorrow.
So one of my coworkers and also one of my closest friends, texted me earlier today about a small issue he found in the facility, and needed help because he could... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1646630165 | 1646635233 | t3_t8hs4i | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing the wrong slides into the shower
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eddiepaperhands: That’s…the whole story?
AnonoMussChick: This is THE question.
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1646631871 | 1646678430 | t3_t8i8dz | t5_2to41 | 26 | DominoZimbabwe: TIFU by Kicking Myself Out of my Own House
Until a month ago, I lived alone.
I have let people live with me in the past but they've always been aware that it's a temporary situation, as I prefer to be alone.
A friend of mine who was also my former employer has had a rough year. The last time I saw him... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1646632331 | 1646678871 | t3_t8icu0 | t5_2to41 | 174 | rondesvus: TIFU by telling my crush I like her body hair.
This is the girl I liked during my schooldays. The one that didn't happen as I was too scared to do anything back then. But now I moved back to my hometown, and ran into her about a week back. Since then we have been texting and I even managed to tell her that I... | 12 | 14.5 | |
1646632633 | 1646633801 | t3_t8ifqy | t5_2to41 | 86 | EnigmaticSpirit85: TIFU by filling in an "anonymous" questionnaire
Okay so I did this last Friday but it occurred to me that it belongs here.
I just finished training (classroom style) for my new job. I enjoyed the content, I got on with most of my classmates. But I clashed with the trainer. There could be any number ... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1646633516 | 1646635295 | t3_t8io52 | t5_2to41 | 30 | WhichWayzUp: TIFU a series of "You did this to yourself" avalanche of unfortunate events
Depression snowballed into agoraphobia & sedentary & apathetic behavior, got a parking citation because of those 4 things, procrastinated removing the parking citation from my windshield until I was driving & stopped a... | 3 | 10 | |
1646634641 | 1649813336 | t3_t8ixwa | t5_2to41 | 10 | Moostachio26: TIFU by not telling anybody I was going for a walk in the middle of the night
This didn’t happen today, instead around 3 weeks ago.
So I was at a birthday party for one of my mom’s friend’s daughters (though most of my mom’s friends I’m also their friends). I am extremely bored, I don’t ever have much ap... | 5 | 2 | |
1646636576 | 1646874777 | t3_t8jeuh | t5_2to41 | 2,756 | Hanako-kun0: TIFU by breaking into someone's house
*sigh*
So this happened on Friday. I was invited by my friend's parents for dinner
I have been to his house once 7-8 years ago, but I do remember the way I thought and I did remember most of the way, but I took a wrong turn
Now for some reason, the guy specif... | 16 | 172.25 | |
1646645418 | 1646655488 | t3_t8lhjm | t5_2to41 | 9 | gigleist: TIFU by getting the wrong instagram from a girl I got along really well with.
Met a girl at an event full of strangers. We got along really well, talking about everything and so on. The signal inside was terrible. So before I left I asked her for her contacts and she gave me her Instagram typed in my iPhone n... | 3 | 3 | |
1646646913 | 1646661832 | t3_t8ltvi | t5_2to41 | 51 | potNPan: TIFU nearly walking off a mountain on my honeymoon
As is obligatory, this did not happen today. It was in 2017 on my honeymoon trip.
My wife and I, recently married, were on day 9 of our trip to the Canary Islands. On this day, we were hiking in the Anaga region. It seems the route we had chosen was not a ve... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1646652085 | 1646683166 | t3_t8n2w5 | t5_2to41 | 72 | PangKun: TIFU by being thinking my neighbours want to swing with me and my partner because my friend tried to be nice.
I came home from work at 7pm after it got dark. My GF came home at 8pm and had found a pineapple saying welcome on the doorstep. None of us have put it there and I haven’t seen it coming in. I didn’t t... | 4 | 18 | |
1646654739 | 1646672268 | t3_t8ns6b | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a naughty photo to my friends Whatsapp group
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jhaxvile: It's quite clear to whom you're sending it...
equimot: It is
| 3 | 17.666667 | |
1646656341 | 1646679748 | t3_t8o7pd | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By choking my friend (Development)
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cruisin5268d: If this story is even remotely true you sound like you have serious issues. From your other post it sounds like she made a small dick joke to you and then you lost control and choked her.
That’s seriously not okay and there’s no justificatio... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1646661610 | 1646669643 | t3_t8ptxm | t5_2to41 | 553 | Embarrassed-Sun1166: TIFU: i exchanged nudes. im shaking
i am closeted 14 yo lesbian girl and i was feeling horny, i domt have a girlfirend obviously so i went on omegle to find someone, i did 16 yo girl who showed face and was responsive didnt look like a bot or shared screen (probably still isnt) we talked and shared... | 5 | 110.6 | |
1646661655 | 1646664983 | t3_t8pusf | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting my 2million karma Reddit account because of my gf
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dnathan1985: You sound like you’re not old enough for a girlfriend or Reddit
Electrical-Green7559: how
dnathan1985: What you did sounds like what I would have done in junior high or maybe even 5th grade.
| 4 | 4.25 | |
1646661819 | 1646676701 | t3_t8pwxg | t5_2to41 | 24 | EmptyEgg23: TIFU By Kissing A Guy Who Was Drunk While I Was Totally Sober
I (20F) don’t drink or smoke or anything bc I hate being not sober. Don’t know why I just don’t like doing it. I like to go out and dance though. Usually I just end up grinding on someone in a crowd and calling it a night.
I went out clubbing... | 3 | 8 | |
1646662671 | 1646688765 | t3_t8q70b | t5_2to41 | 9,056 | Dreamslayer1984: TIFU by telling my family that I'm volunteering to go to Ukraine.
I considered all of the facts, and made the decision wholeheartedly. I am a 37 year old male living in Philadelphia, I'm on the verge of homelessness, and various (but unconfirmed) reports are saying that the Ukrainian government is payi... | 12 | 754.666667 | |
1646664708 | 1646668909 | t3_t8qw13 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU getting water from the refrigerator.
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Mr-Measure-Twice: Reverse the process, pee first, then go fill the water jug/bottle.
pbull01: That’s the move for peace of mind. But in terms of efficiency, filling the water bottle while I pee is faster.
Mr-Measure-Twice: Yep - as a fellow ADHD sufferer, I... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1646666036 | 1646741024 | t3_t8rdzb | t5_2to41 | 2,404 | NoMoreNookie4Me: TIFU going to the bathroom
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BarrackOsamaBinBiden: at least it wasn’t fecal vomit
HeroOfTime_99: Do I wanna know what this is?
blackcatpurrson: When faeces can't leave the body through the anus due to an obstruction (a tumor for example) they can go back and exit through the mouth - fecal vomit... | 7 | 343.428571 | |
1646666116 | 1646676327 | t3_t8rf17 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by hoocking up with cray chick
It all started 4 nights ago. I(M23) was finishing my shift (i work as a bartender), it was around 3 AM when she(F37) came in, asked for a drink, so i was like yeah sure why not(1st mistake), i get her drink she invites me to her table, i agree(2nd mistake). I get myself a ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1646667469 | 1646680487 | t3_t8rwzy | t5_2to41 | 893 | Outrageous_Stallion: TIFU, by telling my boss my professor gave me STD.
So, this happened around 2006; I came to the US around 2003, & while I understood & spoke English, there were a lot of stuff culturally that I was missing… like idioms & slang, & abbreviations…
One semester during my computer scien... | 5 | 178.6 | |
1646669199 | 1646688458 | t3_t8skh2 | t5_2to41 | 100 | kcib: TIFU by passing out after donating blood
So I have been on a kick lately to donate parts of myself. I recently signed up for Be The Match and today I donated blood for the first time.
Everything was normal at first, they took my blood and everything was cool. However, that’s where it started. After donating bloo... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1646672910 | 1646684742 | t3_t8tzeg | t5_2to41 | 49 | anonymouse__1234: TIFU by accidentally posting an ‘inappropriate’ snapchat to my story
So context: I never ever use Snapchat stories. I just got dumped by my partner of 7 years who I began dating when I was 18 so I’ve never really been single. I told him I needed a month of no contact to move forward and heal. I am in ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1646673810 | 1646680145 | t3_t8uc2k | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking about my dick being girthy in front of all my female coworkers accidentally
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Macblack82: How are these circles measured? Diameter, circumference, area?
nialyah: You can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1646676079 | 1646680987 | t3_t8v724 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU and got my dog wasted on Canna-Butter.
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Agitated_Age8035: And they say pot doesn't make you stupid.....
ZanaTheCartographer: It doesnt make you stupid but it is poisonous to dogs. Gotta really be careful with pets. Cats on the other hand are fine around pot but being an animal they cant consent... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1646678275 | 1646689238 | t3_t8w2e5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | afwk2: TIFU by playing ranked LoL games even though it's a losing streak and I have a long overdue paper
I had the brilliant idea of having a masochism session by continuing playing the world's most famous toxic game, even though I was tilted out of my mind after losing 2 really close games because of feeders. So I had... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1646679361 | 1646692305 | t3_t8wh2l | t5_2to41 | 7,762 | cucumber_teeth: TIFU by giving a bj
My class had been cancelled, so I was bored and horny. I decided to text this guy that I like to have fun with, it's kind of a fuck/hate relationship.
Anyway, everything was going fine. I was sucking him off, tried eating his ass but the hairs put me off a bit so I went back to his... | 11 | 705.636364 | |
1646682061 | 1646686976 | t3_t8xiit | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by wiping my butt with a t shirt
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Impressive-Tough2861: You're overthinking it. Hell, just say you ate a partially melted chocolate bar and made a mess.
If you're approached by anyone, act like the thought skeeves you out and laugh.
It is kind of funny. (Wiping with a shirt. We've all ran out... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1646684308 | 1646690910 | t3_t8ye17 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Revolutionary_Dot198: TIFU by having sex without a condom
This happened Friday night.
My older sister and her boyfriend just had their first child, who was scheduled to go home on Saturday. So, Friday night they asked me to go to the bars with them to enjoy their last night of freedom.
While at the bar, I ran into a w... | 10 | 0.7 | |
1646687000 | 1646689127 | t3_t8zfal | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex for a year with a faulty IUD.
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mtsmylie: Can confirm. Had the exact same thing happen to me, and we just ultimately had it taken out and I got a vasectomy.
gokpuppet: I was considering this as a better alternative as well!
mtsmylie: Getting snipped was absolutely the best decision... | 4 | 21 | |
1646686852 | 1646692960 | t3_t8zd6i | t5_2to41 | 16 | ShadowFacts_: TIFU Noodle house
TIFU by referencing Asian eyes at a noodle house
So I asked my buddy and his fiancé to have Mezumen ramen (dope if you haven’t tried ramen before) I’m half white/Hispanic, he’s half white/black, she’s Hispanic. I noticed that we all have brown eyes, and pointed it out. Fiancé comments... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1646688050 | 1646694241 | t3_t8ztkm | t5_2to41 | 26 | throwaway01927429: TIFU by not knowing the dude i was dealing with had a girlfriend
A couple hours ago I was on facetime with my friend Journey. As we on facetime I keep getting notifications through Snapchat. When I say it’s back to back to back to back. I haven’t even posted on Snapchat in about 3 or 4 years so i’m l... | 11 | 2.363636 | |
1646688131 | 1646746700 | t3_t8zuoh | t5_2to41 | 28 | Assassin654778: TIFU by going to the doctor and passing out.
As some context I am pre-diabetic so sometimes I experience Hypoglycemia (low amount of sugar in blood).
So today I headed to a Walk-in clinic for a infected boil and was a bit anxious because I knew they'd probably drain it, and that requires sticking a nee... | 4 | 7 | |
1646688244 | 1646689193 | t3_t8zw9g | t5_2to41 | 17 | XDangerX19: TIFU by changing my Teams Profile Pic to a "private" photo
Rslash, if you see this (highly unlikely), then please don't put it in a vid. It's an experience that's gonna haunt me as it is 😂
So, this easily takes the cake for the scariest moment of my life.
I (19M) was on Microsoft Teams and I was looking ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1646688974 | 1646689791 | t3_t906c9 | t5_2to41 | 1 | lemonrainbowhaze: TIFU by washing bong in the kitchen sink
Now, this is more of a fuckup by my boyfriend. We're weed smokers, and he loves his bong. He cleans it using isopropyl alcohol/nail polish remover. Common method.
Today we came into the kitchen to find a massive puddle by the oven and the sink. After further i... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1646689091 | 1646694410 | t3_t907z9 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping a lost person in São Paulo
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TNTbike: You can choose to see the good in people and just assume he lost the piece of paper instead of thinking he stole the money from you. It’s your choice. At the end of the day though you did help someone get to a bus to take him where he needed to be... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1646689565 | 1646696345 | t3_t90ejf | t5_2to41 | 37 | akoudagawaismywaifu: TIFU but not realizing you could wash period underwear... For 5 years
This one is silly but oh well.
In middle school, I wanted a more sustainable way to manage my periods, so I got period underwear. They've worked great. I assumed that the washing machine would ruin it so I've been hand washing ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1646689863 | 1646714741 | t3_t90inm | t5_2to41 | 51 | Viiscer: TIFU by using Progressive Roadside Assistance
Mobile formatting, sorry if it looks weird.
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Started this morning a little before 8, when my car died while I was heading to work. I lost the ability to accelerate and lost power steering shortly after, so I moved over onto the side of the road whil... | 3 | 17 |
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