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1646177564 | 1646178342 | t3_t4loiw | t5_2to41 | 54 | Sorka790: TIFU by breaking a window screen.
Me and my friend were at his house today and we were playing wall ball and then I threw the ball really hard and hit the window screen and it went right through(did nothing to the actual window). And I feel really bad because 1. It’s not my house
2. My friend got in trouble ... | 3 | 18 | |
1646177404 | 1646178326 | t3_t4lmft | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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AcrobaticSource3: So how did it feel when he was thrusting, if you didn’t feel it in your vagina? Just like banging his hips/pelvis into yours?
annoyedslackergirl: Just boring
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1646179608 | 1646180627 | t3_t4mewp | t5_2to41 | 79 | Glitchcoder: tifu by leaving a tifu open on my phone at the dinner table
This happened like 20 minutes ago and now im hiding in my room and idk what to do. I live with my parents and sister and they are all very close/pushy. Privacy just isn’t really a thing with them so the passcode on my phone is like the only thing ... | 4 | 19.75 | |
1646180729 | 1646276197 | t3_t4mt1s | t5_2to41 | 36 | Lost_My-Name: TIFU by letting my cat run away the day before moving out
It was the day before moving out. We're having really cold and snowy days, which is only very slightly unusual for the end of February.
My cat is a fluffy indoor cat who would have turned 8 this year. She is tiny and beautiful and the sweetest c... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1646182744 | 1646187843 | t3_t4nhwu | t5_2to41 | 151 | justyouandme2014: TIFU by letting my kids meet their grandparents.
TIFU within the last 48hrs. My side of the family lives 800+ miles away. So during the week long winter break I brought the kids down to spend time with my parents. My dad even hadn’t met my 2yr old in person due to the pandemic. It was a very nice visi... | 4 | 37.75 | |
1646183561 | 1646193117 | t3_t4ns0q | t5_2to41 | 15 | astaisasnake: TIFU because I Quit smoking and couldn’t sleep so drank way too much caffeine
Never had anything to post here before but today is the day I guess, also yes post if from today
Title pretty much says it all, it’s my second day of not smoking (this is like my third attempt so hopefully third time is the cha... | 5 | 3 | |
1646185050 | 1646194704 | t3_t4nvwk | t5_2to41 | 84 | Hope1237: My kids are obsessed with falling asleep right now to the Encanto soundtrack. I’ll never get those words out of my head! Haha
Buckshot2194: 7 foot frame, rats along his back
Faeidal: We don’t talk about Bruno
Buckshot2194: BUT! It was my wedding day, we were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky (... | 6 | 14 | |
1646185181 | 1646240632 | t3_t4obm6 | t5_2to41 | 30,492 | LackedSaucer938: TIFU by agreeing to get together with an old friend
Two days ago I (19m) was hit up by a girl (19f) who was visiting my local area. She was only there for a week and I hadn't seen her since I was 7/8 so I agreed and thought it would be fun.
Yesterday we went on an early morning hike and I thought we h... | 17 | 1,793.647059 | |
1646185517 | 1646236120 | t3_t4oft3 | t5_2to41 | 21 | s_tangerine: TIFU by replying to an Instagram stories
I was friends with this girl in college, but she ended up switching majors and going back to her parent's house in another city. Fast forward a couple of years and we still talk occasionally and last year she had her first son. Everything is good until she posts lot... | 3 | 7 | |
1646189786 | 1646196893 | t3_t4pusw | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get help for my mental health
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brc4ever: This sucks, and I’m sorry that you were placed into this situation. It’s never an excuse, but the bureaucracy of government process is sometimes so fucking tone deaf to reality.
Are you anywhere in Southern California? I’m not a mental hea... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1646190412 | 1646192093 | t3_t4q2j0 | t5_2to41 | 143 | Baduberride: TIFU by peeing my pants for the first time in my adult life
Long time admirer of this sub first time user and boy did I really fuck up. So the perfect storm of consequences led to my fuck up. I (24 F) flew into DC today. I got off my plane and into an Uber and I needed to pee. My plan was to grab my bag fr... | 4 | 35.75 | |
1646191515 | 1646319965 | t3_t4qfn3 | t5_2to41 | 322 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving the wrong gift at a baby shower
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lilbabyhoneyy: Did you think people on here were gonna think your shitty joke is funny? I’m surprised they forgave you.
sheddingpanda: I thought people would think it was fucked up. That’s why it was posted in a sub about fucking up
lilsneakyducks: You... | 24 | 13.416667 | |
1646192651 | 1646266602 | t3_t4qsxy | t5_2to41 | 145 | theowaa: TIFU by not distinguishing between boxers and boxer briefs
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Past_Excuse829: The maturity level of this lady is stunning. You really did dodge a bullet bro. I'm not a serial dater or anything but in my experience most men wear briefs. If a man saw me in regular underwear, not thongs or bikini style or ... | 5 | 29 | |
1646191793 | 1646293882 | t3_t4qiyt | t5_2to41 | 4,819 | malak_oz: Tifu by singing in the kitchen while cooking lunch.
I’ll preface this by saying that I live in Hong Kong. My apartment is tiny (420sq feet).
I’m not a prolific home cook, but when I do cook, I tend to really ‘get into it.’ This morning, I’m cooking a one pot dish of chicken and rice for my wife and kid.
A... | 15 | 321.266667 | |
1646193325 | 1646194910 | t3_t4r0nf | t5_2to41 | 21 | lil_uzu: TIFU by having an editable before seeing my niece
Just for context: I did not in any way plan to see her and my #1 personal rule is to never get high around children.
One of my friends gave me a brownie to take for when I get home and so I ate it before heading to the door. I still live with my parents and I... | 3 | 7 | |
1646201233 | 1646207500 | t3_t4tfns | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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amj514: I’m not sure if I would stop talking to a family member over $200. Is he a dick in any other way? I mean, he did pay back the $2k, which is more than I can say for a lot of people I’ve lent money to over the years…
Cu3b: I would. It’s the foster brother who made the decisi... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1646203022 | 1646207095 | t3_t4tx8m | t5_2to41 | 88 | throwawayambulanc: TIFU by forgetting my husband’s birthday.
I’ve been married to my husband, David (a fake name to protect his privacy, of course) for four amazing years, and we haven’t had many problems to date. It’s a loving, happy marriage. But, yesterday, I’ve realized I’ve made a horrible, horrible mistake.
See... | 4 | 22 | |
1646203621 | 1646210673 | t3_t4u31p | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by not tipping
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Halo0615: You don't need to tip is not a law
WillingnessSuper9066: Ty. I thought i was crazy for not doing it
whynotnz: You may not be required to tip by law, but you ARE crazy if you live in the US and think people won't be put off by your refusal to tip. It's a societal and cu... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1646203897 | 1646206230 | t3_t4u5m2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | iibonnyii: TIFU when i missed my application deadline of my dream uni
I am applying to colleges in Singapore and the National University Of Singapore was always my dream university. Growing up NUS was the only place I could imagine myself studying. Due to some circumstances, I took a drop and decided to apply in 2022. ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1646216648 | 1646302280 | t3_t4x7x7 | t5_2to41 | 141 | Just_Kryptonian: TIFU by tell a girl she is so fat in bed.
SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE
I actually didn't said "you are so fat", what I said was " I wanna F*** you so bad" because we were in bed super drunk and making out in a hotel room.
I can't even understand how can she misunderstood "I wanna f*** you so bad" with "y... | 6 | 23.5 | |
1646221793 | 1646259335 | t3_t4ygkg | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by being triggered by women
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reeksfamous: It’s normal man part of growin up. As you get older and meet more and more people your views will adjust as you’ll have more experience. I won’t bash you like some people for your views on women it’s natural to go through that phase when your finding yo... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1646226173 | 1646235318 | t3_t4yj63 | t5_2to41 | 18 | circleinsidecircle: Ha, there is no wildlife here.
_Snide: Insects and birds count 😜
Nah but seriously. Don’t let your wife find you. It’s bad enough bailing out on your family like that, let alone leaving them with the image of your corpse.
Get some help, you and your baby’s whole life are ahead of you ❤️
circleinsid... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1646223613 | 1646230951 | t3_t4yxoz | t5_2to41 | -3 | Ok_Giraffe7084: TIFU by eating a salad
Hello everyone! I am a long time lurker and first time poster. Also, I am posting via mobile and I apologize for any formatting issues. This FU happened yesterday.
Some back story: I (F26) work a physically demanding job that requires a lot of travel. When I stay at hotels, I ty... | 4 | -0.75 | |
1646226417 | 1646227297 | t3_t4zr86 | t5_2to41 | 16 | NotMexicanUncleJesus: TIFU by pouring whiskey into a candle and now it won't stay lit
I'm getting married in August. My fiance and I are very excited, and for Christmas we decided to buy each other those big ass Yankee Candle Christmas Collection candles or whatever they're called. We kind of just picked out whichever ... | 4 | 4 | |
1646226906 | 1646257776 | t3_t4zwd2 | t5_2to41 | 6,868 | LiveEkansh3392: TIFU by leaving the bedroom door open.
This happened today...
Let me tell you about myself first. I am an engineering student. I have a girlfriend and she is in the same college as well :) The story goes like ...
So i went to my girlfriends house and we talked a lot about stuff and the pandemic too... | 9 | 763.111111 | |
1646232513 | 1646277360 | t3_t51pov | t5_2to41 | 5,398 | Alexis_0hanian: TIFU by asking my son to look at a map
I'm still cringing hard at this and it's been five days now. I'm sure I'll laugh about it sometime, well hopefully I do.
I have a 2nd grader who's pretty smart and reads extremely well (this is important to the story). We also love the outdoors. We just moved f... | 7 | 771.142857 | |
1646232893 | 1646321692 | t3_t51uca | t5_2to41 | 22,066 | Fun4TheFreaks: TIFU allowing my roommate to proofread my CV
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MemeJesus666: You really thought everything was cool with him after you had sex with his girlfriend?
[deleted]: Like???? Some people are really delusional. Even though it’s never that deep, people actually kill over that shit. And he thought it was o... | 18 | 1,225.888889 | |
1646238725 | 1646238952 | t3_t53zm9 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by being ugly and wanting a hot girlfriend
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BigPZ: Have you tried being rich instead?
Danimaldodo: Lol
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1646239762 | 1646260289 | t3_t54dqv | t5_2to41 | 27 | superhappythrowawy: TIFU by telling my whole class that my car was broken and indeed proving to them that it wasn’t.
So let me just start by saying I have a class off campus. It’s about an hour drive back to the school and so on the first day of the new semester I decided I would tell everyone in the group chat I didn’... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1646239349 | 1646252980 | t3_t5480x | t5_2to41 | 1,375 | aboutdablife: TIFU by joining a zoom call for my government job without checking my alias
Pre-pandemic, I was working in a LGBT bar as a barback. Once we shut down, they would host weekly trivia nights in lockdown to keep our regulars involved as we used to do them in person weekly. They were very fun and we would all ... | 5 | 275 | |
1646237511 | 1646244508 | t3_t53j28 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Bright_Brick_3997: TIFU and spat on my teacher's face.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen today, this story rolls back to a couple of years ago when I was in high school.
So there was this Math exam approaching which I was not very much confident about. So me and my friend decided to take extra classes from our professor.... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1646242656 | 1646252991 | t3_t55i86 | t5_2to41 | 40 | throwmeawayy34253: TIFU by getting my ass kicked in a bar fight
So I'm a 24f and this happened last Saturday night. So I was out at a bar with a friend of mine having some drinks. As the night was going on we were having lots of fun. Well there was this one girl next to me at the bar and she was being very loud and obn... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1646241863 | 1646294738 | t3_t557an | t5_2to41 | 54 | KEYYBOARD: TIFU by eating breakfast in my car
On mobile, so apologies if the spelling/formatting's wonky.
Technically the fuckup began yesterday. I'd acquired some lovely pain au chocolat, but having no time to have breakfast at home I chose to eat them in the car during my commute.
Fast forward to this afternoon, af... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1646243767 | 1646282574 | t3_t55xhl | t5_2to41 | 118 | RevolutionaryObject: TIFU by sending the police to my girlfriend’s house in the middle of the night
Disclaimer this was a few years ago.
At the time, me (F20) and my partner (F23) had to spend a lot of time physically apart because school, so we would often stay on video chat at night then fall asleep without hanging ... | 3 | 39.333333 | |
1646244208 | 1646320631 | t3_t563vx | t5_2to41 | 13,844 | Lil_Giygas: TIFU by not thinking before speaking while at work in Japan
This will be short --and awkward. I recently bought a Bomber Jacket at Uniqlo and wore it to school for work. While getting ready to go home for the day, I was packing my stuff in our staff room with my 15 Japanese coworkers and one of them told... | 14 | 988.857143 | |
1646219444 | 1646275231 | t3_t4xvt3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | fluffypepperoni: TIFU by bruising my forehead
So I was studying on the dining table and my mom is on the phone with my brother, and it just so happens that my mother dyed her hair blue-black colour (that's important for later). When I study, I usually hold my phone and play with my phone cover by taking it out and plac... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1646248861 | 1646249803 | t3_t57v2f | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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drewmatic305: Buy a Plan B ,Young grasshopper
banxnacream: Depending what time it happened last night, it's more than likely too late.
AmbroseRotten: It's still worth taking for up to 72 hours after sex, but the effectiveness lessens.
AlphaVitesse263: I thought it was 48 hours. Bu... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1646249643 | 1646249774 | t3_t585iz | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing with my balls and getting caught by my aunt
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DBGYoutube: Well. There ya go.
GeckoPartida27: Yup, that’ll do it 💀
Hope there’s a savings account for this
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1646249747 | 1646398619 | t3_t586xr | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my girlfriend use my phone for 2 minutes
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ctruss53: I don't care how squeaky clean anyone is. I think our phones should be off limits to our partners. They are literally an extension of our minds. And you don't share or won't share all your inner most thoughts with your partner.
A g... | 4 | 6 | |
1646251953 | 1646255901 | t3_t5913h | t5_2to41 | 7 | willpauer: TIFU by getting another MRI
Obligatory: This happened yesterday.
So those of you know who read [my previous fuckup](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ocnqgq/tifu_by_getting_an_mri/) will know that I've been having back problems. I'm seeing a new neurosurgeon who thinks he may be able to fix me, but he ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1646253411 | 1646254563 | t3_t59k4m | t5_2to41 | 18 | AvneeshSeth: TIFU - PUNCHED MY GIRLFRIEND AND GAVE HER A BLACK EYE.
My girlfriend and I have been together for 6 years and we moved in together just before the pandemic. Ever since the gyms shutting down I've set up a small gym area in our apartment where we exercise , some weights , skipping rope , yoga mat and a pun... | 3 | 6 | |
1646252390 | 1646345342 | t3_t596ou | t5_2to41 | 372 | RabbitCommercial5057: TIFU by accidentally being codependent for 3 decades
Me and my family are very close. 4 sisters, an amazing mom, and a long since gone dad.
My mom took the youngest three of us to her sister's place and worked her way through nursing school.
She's my personal hero, and I took, 'man of the house... | 6 | 62 | |
1646254539 | 1646267108 | t3_t59yxm | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending messages while i was drunk
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digitalnights: Tequila is the debil..
femmefatalx: Tequila made me climb into a fountain in Mexico, do handstands in the town square and cry at a restaurant. All in the same night, but not necessarily in that order.
digitalnights: Sounds like I missed a go... | 4 | 3 | |
1646255501 | 1646256676 | t3_t5abpz | t5_2to41 | 11 | GlenLivet77: TIFU by typing my vulgar password where it could be seen
I'm the IT guy. Was trying to troubleshoot an issue a user was having. He couldn't log into an application, so I erased his username and was going to enter my credentials to make sure everything was working on the client side. I wasn't paying attenti... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1646260154 | 1646267071 | t3_t5bzrg | t5_2to41 | 37 | TheGreatDlvine: TIFU by not playing the lottery and missing out on $360 million.
I have been writing down random numbers and significant patterns in my notes for about 4 months. Occasionally, I’ll play the lottery for $10 if it fits my budget and see how close I can get to winning.
Well last month I FORGOT to play be... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1646262872 | 1646266528 | t3_t5czh1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by having the same job as my crush’s name
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BBMcBeadle: I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight without figuring out this name
fgreenwe: Yeah I’m putting in words that fit but there not real fucking names for a person. Pet snake maybe, Lol
BBMcBeadle: Matt?
Rod?
Chip?
Tyler? (Tiles)
It's madde... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1646262964 | 1646263483 | t3_t5d0mk | t5_2to41 | 19 | soulangelic: TIFU by looking incredibly stupid for an interview
A long story short, I’m the finalist for a job I think would be really cool to have. It checks almost all of my boxes for happy employment at the moment, and everyone I’ve spoken to so far seems really encouraging and decently determined to do good as a te... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1646265194 | 1646265555 | t3_t5dryh | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a potential fwb my number too soon and ended up spooking her
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holyfatfish: Thank the Lord I met my wife a decade ago. Dating sounds hard nowadays.
TexMeta: It’s just not worth it
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1646267541 | 1646271915 | t3_t5ekfj | t5_2to41 | 22 | Domesplittr: TIFU by Texting my "girlfriend" again, who ghosted me after a 5 year relationship
Bit of a long story here, but I'll make it as quick as possible.
I (M28) was(...am?) dating this girl (29) since 2017. We had known each other for close to (Two?) years beforehand. And when we got together she had told me sh... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1646267630 | 1646295661 | t3_t5eli7 | t5_2to41 | 75 | Thatspy285: TIFU by quitting my job for a raise UPDATE
This an update to the post in link
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sg9zux/tifu_by_quitting_my_job_for_a_raise/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Hey guys, I’m back with an update. For those who showed me support, thank you for the... | 3 | 25 | |
1646268767 | 1646309916 | t3_t5eyv0 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Colcat98: TIFU by telling my husband the truth
I'm really kicking myself. I should have taken the secret to my grave but i didn't so here it is.
My sister has just started dating my Husband's Buddy. So they came over for dinner tonight.
Both Hubby and Buddy are in the army so there's been a lot of teasing about gett... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1646271331 | 1646347497 | t3_t5ft4c | t5_2to41 | 112 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to shave my legs with mint hair conditioner:
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wwwhistler: might i suggest using an Omnishaver? will not cut or burn the skin (not easily at least.) designed for bald heads it is better than a regular shaver for everything else too. (if you get one...get the pink woman's one...it's hal... | 4 | 28 | |
1646279383 | 1646325617 | t3_t5fyaw | t5_2to41 | 22 | Twili_Owl: O
GreenBastard01: E
redditmoneyreddit: Yep, funky toe. Outfuckinstanding
Vast_Reflection: That made me smile :)
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1646270328 | 1646296455 | t3_t5fh8x | t5_2to41 | 25 | milkybottles: Tifu by wearing eye protection
This happened yesterday and I have been laughing at my dumb ass since then. I work in the city and catch the bus to and from work. I leave work, it’s a bit sunny so I put on my sunglasses. Wait around for the bus, it’s rush hour so there are a lot of people around. I get on ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1646275226 | 1646346707 | t3_t5h3cf | t5_2to41 | 48 | devdud: TIFU by missing a hint from my crush
Ok so this happened like a few years ago, when I was in middle school
So there was a girl in my class I liked, lets just call her Aleah for now
Ok, so Aleah was in my class, and I really liked her, she was nice, pretty, all of the things you would want from a girl. I was s... | 9 | 5.333333 | |
1646275215 | 1646276448 | t3_t5h35y | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a former teacher’s date
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MJQ23: If that doesn’t show his date that he’s a great teacher because his students actually want to talk to him after they’ve left his class, then he can do better.
AryaTorp: True, but at the same time idk. He’s a really great guy so I can’t help but wonder ... | 3 | 9 | |
1646276442 | 1646285638 | t3_t5hhg4 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Some1inreallife: TIFU and potentially ruined my chances of dating a 10/10 model.
So last Saturday, my twin brother and I went to an anniversary party for the Texas Young Democrats. I had a pretty good time especially since I got to interact with actual political candidates on the state and local level.
But at one poi... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1646275815 | 1646310216 | t3_t5h9y5 | t5_2to41 | 8,363 | cookiemonstrosity54: TIFU by wearing the wrong bra size for many adult years
The females in my family have always been well endowed in the chesticle area and growing up it was hard to always figure out what bra size I was considering how cheap my dad was with buying my bras and always rushed me (my mom died when I was ... | 13 | 643.307692 | |
1646275379 | 1646281312 | t3_t5h4zs | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU (by boyfriend did anyways) by making me think the World was ending.
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TokeToday: I'm reading this and thought it was funny.
Then I remembered that here in Illinois, every first Tuesday of every month at 10:00AM (yesterday, for instance) they sound the warning sirens as a test. Anymore, we take... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1646277834 | 1646312461 | t3_t5hxdw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: [deleted by user]
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dillon533: There’s nothing you can do, but be there to catch your friend when it all goes pear shaped. She sounds very controlling & depending on his upbringing, he maybe subconsciously seeking such a relationship because it relates to his childhood experiences of adult relati... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1646278980 | 1646358629 | t3_t5iadv | t5_2to41 | 2,213 | Narrow-Push-3515: TIFU on my first shift of work as military police. Within the first 10 minutes of my shift.
So I just got back to my job as military police after a 7 month long deployment. I just got back to working after a nice 2 week vacation to relax. Tonight was my first night back to work!
My boss was nice enou... | 8 | 276.625 | |
1646262618 | 1646346383 | t3_t5cw8x | t5_2to41 | 15 | Brave_Attitude8963: TIFU
messed up a client’s investment account big time. Although my work was reviewed and approved by 5 other people, it was processed and approved. Client now has a six figure tax bill. So upset and disappointed in myself. It’s a fireable offense and that’s not what bothers me most. It was my error,... | 5 | 3 | |
1646282771 | 1646421204 | t3_t5jg07 | t5_2to41 | 110 | [deleted]: TIFU by having feelings for a married woman
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HsingHsing: If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.
Lysol_Me_Down_Hard: Do do do do do do doooo doooo.
gumby1004: doo doo doo, doo doo doo!
mahulajuk: Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ambivlentindiffrenc... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1646283614 | 1646368817 | t3_t5joyn | t5_2to41 | 5 | option8: TIFU by convincing myself I was having a heart attack.
TL;DR below.
Abridged version: I woke up yesterday feeling crappy, but hey - I'm old af. That's every day. Morning routine, and started feeling worse after a coffee beverage. Uh oh, over caffeinated - but this was not a quad shot espresso monster, this w... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1646284566 | 1646289569 | t3_t5jyze | t5_2to41 | 5 | frdbrd: TIFU by losing $500 trying out nfts
Ok, I would like to first start that I am mostly just overly insecure about this shit for some reason and can’t get out of my head about it and I’m just always so mad whenever I lose money.
I legit was waiting on a minting for this one NFT this morning and bought into... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1646284678 | 1646299923 | t3_t5k02o | t5_2to41 | 1,084 | [deleted]: TIFU wearing spandex without panties to starbucks
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AznKilla: Reminds me of the time I walked out to get ice cream in my underwear.
It wasn't like my johnson was flopping around...people still freaked out.
G-Fluff: We talking about some boxers,or some whitey tighties.
stick_always_wins: I don’t under... | 13 | 83.384615 | |
1646284775 | 1646294344 | t3_t5k12j | t5_2to41 | 556 | [deleted]: TIFU my using my wife's expensive hair dryer on my ballz
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Lumpy_Ingenuity1287: I mean.... Was it touching anything? If not, I fail to see the issue. Hell I use my hair dryer on my dog after he gets a bath, including where his balls used to be lol. But it's not touching him so I don't see a hygiene i... | 10 | 55.6 | |
1646285061 | 1646288277 | t3_t5k420 | t5_2to41 | 114 | DaniKilljoy: TIFU by thinking I was all alone with my GF in my apartment after taking shrooms
So as usual, this happened about a year and a half ago while I was in Brazil on my semester abroad studying in one of the most beautiful islands I have ever lived in.
At that time I was dating a girl, and it was fresh and we... | 3 | 38 | |
1646286521 | 1646288471 | t3_t5kipa | t5_2to41 | 25 | Anasterian1408: Tifu by bringing a new dog into the house and losing my fiancee's cat
My fiancee we'll call her R and I have a 5 year old mutt of a dog that we've had since he was a puppy. Like all dogs he loves playing and we recently decided to get another dog to play with him so that they can wear each other out.
... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1646286039 | 1646288739 | t3_t5kdt6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | pineapplecacti: TIFU by falling behind In school and telling myself I’m a failure
Alt account. So let’s get this started shall we. I’m in 8th grade and my school has three terms the entire year with two or three classes in each one so you know it’s pretty good since they don’t mash all of them in together for the y... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1646297142 | 1646300066 | t3_t5n650 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ABadger_17: TIFU: By Honking at The Wrong Time
This happened a couple of years ago, but it was a memory meant to be buried that suddenly re-surfaced.
I used to work the graveyard shifts at a fast food restaurant back when I was 17 years old. It was mostly the same people every night, so we had all gotten familiar with... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1646298860 | 1646333808 | t3_t5nkop | t5_2to41 | 7,656 | Chop_Dick: TIFU By Getting a Chop Stick Stuck in my Penis
Throwaway for obvious reasons (don't want to use my personal account)
This is the weirdest thing to ever happen to me and to be honest I laughed through the experience (except for the painful part).
This literally just happened a few hours ago. I was sitting ... | 15 | 510.4 | |
1646299103 | 1646355822 | t3_t5nmp1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Purpleskybird: TIFU by drawing rainbow leopard print on my arm making my school believe it was SH
Tw: S*lf h*rm but not really
This actually happened 7 years ago when I was 13, I’d just brought a 10 pack of fine liners and I was the envy of the class.
During boring classes me and my friends would use the pens to do... | 3 | 3 | |
1646301439 | 1646313303 | t3_t5o5vi | t5_2to41 | 17 | Silveri50: TIFU by drinking a glass of water.
So this one is short and sweet and as is tradition, did not happen today, but instead about 5 years ago.
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So one sunny day, being 20 and making slow progress into adulthood I am spending my eventful afternoon playing WoW. Now despite still being mentally a tee... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1646301715 | 1646302251 | t3_t5o8il | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU accidentally passing wind straight into the mouth of a girl who really like
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Shanobian: You missed the laugh it off stage
DildoShwa66ins: Honestly dude I was in a complete state of shock with the situation that I was finding myself in, like a rabbit in the headlights.
Shanobian: Well I mean her... | 4 | 16 | |
1646301311 | 1646302224 | t3_t5o4ta | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught spying on my roommate in the shower
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swcult: “For some reason I decided to try and look through the keyhole.”
Geez, I wonder what that reason could have been. I hope your roommate reads this or that girl brings up Invasion of Privacy charges against you.
TheChiSty: Frr guy s... | 3 | 8 | |
1646303928 | 1646306076 | t3_t5orbf | t5_2to41 | 33 | AGame7600: TIFU by being caught getting head in the car.
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swcult: You’re not the first and definitely won’t be the last. The funny part is how much detail you go into trying to make it sound like you have a big dick. You drive a midsize sedan, her head is clearly in view from 5 feet away regardless. Having to ... | 3 | 11 | |
1646304214 | 1646306405 | t3_t5otps | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my narcissistic ex pregant.
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KittikatB: Firstly, get that paternity test as soon as you're able to. Secondly, how do you know the ex is abusive? It sounds like she's now accusing you of all the things that she said the ex did. Unless you actually witnessed him being abusive, I'd be w... | 6 | 25.166667 | |
1646303607 | 1646337688 | t3_t5oogb | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by being required to do sensitivity training
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Cyber-Freak: I hear it's a labour's market, might be a good time to go looking now that you don't have anything to do for a while.
fomoco94: Americare is perpetually hiring here. Any home health aid should have a fairly easy time finding a job with ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1646306928 | 1646318484 | t3_t5pi9b | t5_2to41 | 16 | HeartyMapple: TIFU By Going to the Gym...
So I like to go to the gym past 12 am, this allows me to walk around the gym freely and not worry about what other people are doing and I don't have to plan around them as my gym is really small and hosts quite a lot of people.
So late last night I convince myself to go, I lea... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1646309546 | 1646570645 | t3_t5q7jf | t5_2to41 | 11 | StephKrav: TIFU and ate a maggot
So, hungry me goes downstairs to grab a bowl of cereal. I saw a moth flying around but didn’t think anything of it, and I’m kind of an idiot pre-coffee. I was starving, so I dug right in without even looking while I zoned out on Reddit until I woke up. I went back for a second bite to f... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1646308717 | 1646405933 | t3_t5pyzl | t5_2to41 | 34 | MxPrincey: TIFU by not staying home on a bad day
So, today was a bad day. It started yesterday evening when I got my Covid booster shot; fine for the rest of that day, but I was feeling a lot of the side effects today. Tired, aching, headaches and naseua. I also had a job interview booked for the evening, but decided I... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1646313290 | 1646337870 | t3_t5rc9a | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By lying to my wife about smoking. And now she wants a divorce
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probably420stoned: Jeez. You sure there's not something else bothering her about the marriage? Seems very extreme to divorce over someone having a sneaky cig....but this is reddit, I am making a wild judgement on someone I have no ... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1646315075 | 1646351107 | t3_t5rw7l | t5_2to41 | 1,611 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing my job interview
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minaj_a_twat: In what world would that be an appropriate thing to say? Mommy and daddy?? Come on man
MapleYamCakes: I think it was a very poorly executed attempt at a joke playing on the “family” comment from the interviewer, which in itself is a weird comment that ... | 7 | 230.142857 | |
1646316150 | 1646397598 | t3_t5s8yt | t5_2to41 | 20,154 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating while my wife was in the next room & now she thinks I'm a cheating sex addict
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RemrafHaven: The fix here is to be open about masturbation. Just talk to her about it. Tell her it was easier to masturbate and get the urge out than bother her in that moment since you didnt feel... | 15 | 1,343.6 | |
1646316626 | 1646325098 | t3_t5sew6 | t5_2to41 | 1,665 | igotfoxed: TIFUPDATE: My foxy punishment is over...but my suffering is not
Original post [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/sq2taj/tifu_and_got_caught_foxhuntingand_now_i_stink/).
In short, I was really stupid and broke hunting laws, got probation, but a probation that stunk up my house with fox urine.
Th... | 15 | 111 | |
1646321213 | 1646345681 | t3_t5u1ql | t5_2to41 | 19 | SunSh1ne42: TIFU by telling a girl I was leaving the club only to return an hour later
So I’m at this club and hit it off with this chick. We dance for a bit, kiss, and chill listening to music for maybe an hour. As the night progresses, she stops wanting to dance and sits down more. Eventually I get tired and tell her... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1646323584 | 1646323979 | t3_t5uxep | t5_2to41 | 11 | CastedJew: TIFU by Penetrating, Having Accidentally Lewding my Landlady, Illegally in Chaos
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meeplewirp: I am so confused did I read this correctly.
You tried to save a woman on a slippery floor and accidentally penetrated her
Did I read this correctly
Edit: DID I READ THIS CORRECTLY or do I have reading ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1646323431 | 1646355885 | t3_t5uvd5 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my huge toy on my last insta story
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Reddoraptor: So TIFU karma/viewer farming is a thing now?
Accomplished_Pie_455: I was kind of hoping this would be one of those that throws you off and it was a picture of a Unicron transformer. Or that mythical GI Joe aircraft carrier of my youth ... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1646324388 | 1646342924 | t3_t5v7w4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | stonerd00m: TIFU by potentially ruining a great weekend all because I didn't know how to deal with my insecurities and anxieties
priorities. My girlfriend arrives before we're supposed to head out and I have a mild anxiety attack and describe to her how I feel and things I'm worried about. She was definitely bleak with... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1646325891 | 1646352173 | t3_t5vrv0 | t5_2to41 | 342 | LackedSaucer938: TIFU by agreeing to get together with an old friend [UPDATE]
Hi everyone,
Original post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t4obm6/tifu\_by\_agreeing\_to\_get\_together\_with\_an\_old/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t4obm6/tifu_by_agreeing_to_get_together_with_an_old/)
The amount of ... | 6 | 57 | |
1646321329 | 1646331435 | t3_t5u37s | t5_2to41 | 26 | YourBeardedBrethren: TIFU by trying to drive away in someone else’s car
My wife and I took a day to do some shopping at our local mall because we needed a few new things for the apartment and to just have a nice day out. She decided to drive because she had been working from home all week. The car she drives an old bea... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1646328988 | 1646330538 | t3_t5wzos | t5_2to41 | 21 | hakamhakam: TIFU by calling my friend “emotionally manipulative” as a joke
I was speaking with a good friend who I used to talked with a lot, but these days she is very busy with other things and doesn't have as much time to talk with me as she used to.
She mentioned that she would be out of town for a multi-day medi... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1646329342 | 1646423212 | t3_t5x4kh | t5_2to41 | 35 | jewellya78645: TIFU by thinking out loud and theorizing, but forgetting my spouse actually lived it.
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jeremy_280: My only issue is the mom admitted in court to incentivizing trans gender ideation to a toddler. Like okay maybe they are both terrible parents and need to leave their fucking kids alone and stop we... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1646329184 | 1646337096 | t3_t5x2c9 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Dandumbdays: TIFU by accidentally leaving a cringey diary entry in a school notebook that I sold.
Well, this actually happened yesterday but I still can't get over it, the entire situation made me sad and I'm still embarrassed and cringing because of it.
I decided to sell some school notebooks that I had for years and... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1646330421 | 1646331925 | t3_t5xjwq | t5_2to41 | 111 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking B.O. stood for "body ogres" instead of "body odor"
When I was in 5th grade, I was going through the beginnings of puberty and I was started to stink. My mom got me some deodorant and I ask why I had to wear it. She told me it was because I had B.O. Of course, I asked what that meant and she ... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1646333211 | 1646340678 | t3_t5ylpk | t5_2to41 | 8 | nolongerdepressed97: Tifu by failing uni
Tifu so I've failed two of my modules which is basically where I've failed the entire year because with one failed module the uni can make arrangements for you to take it next year etc but with two I'm done and I'll have to redo the year
But I'm at the point where I know that i... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1646333754 | 1646337366 | t3_t5yszj | t5_2to41 | 49 | upsidedowninsideout1: TIFU by pretending to be Batman
This particular (mildly NSFW-ish, but mostly slapstick) fuckup happened back when I was 20.
At the time, I'm a junior at my heavily overpriced and overrated institute of higher learning, and I'm in the throes of a blissful (albeit short-lived) college romance with ... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1646335697 | 1646337687 | t3_t5zj8q | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwaway028352910: TIFU by looking my my boyfriends phone
Last night I went with my boyfriend at like 7pm. We got to his house and we’re sitting in the car talking. Around 9pm I told him about something racist that my sister told me happened to her and I asked did he see the video I sent him. [thevideo](https://vm.tik... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1646335223 | 1646336676 | t3_t5zd3n | t5_2to41 | 19 | Powerful-Spot1330: TIFU by "buttering" my own Jorts merch
This was yesterday I needed a day to wallow in my own self pity
My cat has the wobbles, which means she can't walk too well and falls down a lot. Last week, she has learned how to climb up the stairs by herself, and I've never been such a proud cat mum. My cat... | 3 | 6.333333 |
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