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1646690650 | 1646708095 | t3_t90too | t5_2to41 | 23 | fairlytradedsauces24: TIFU by getting black out drunk and not knowing how I got home
Yeah this was a major fuck up on my end. I drank too much this past weekend with a friend who was visiting from out of town. The night got away from me, mixed too many types of alcohol and at the end of the night I had to leave, my fr... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1646692113 | 1646790548 | t3_t91dpn | t5_2to41 | 2,664 | [deleted]: TIFU by being honest with my mom about my interests
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rwreynolds: You very likely already knew what the outcome would probably be but you felt compelled to bring it up anyway. Sounds like you may have been baiting the argument. Did you also mention to her that you make more money than they do? Like y... | 14 | 190.285714 | |
1646692326 | 1646779191 | t3_t91gmx | t5_2to41 | 807 | cumin_side: TIFU my mum found my Reddit account…
This actually did happen today. My mum (47f) found my Reddit account after she asked me (22f) about a funny post I had told her about that I had posted myself. Not thinking anything of it, she asked me what sub it was on, I said r/mildlyinteresting. Again, not thinking t... | 7 | 115.285714 | |
1646697844 | 1646719025 | t3_t93f4p | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling my family about my attraction to minors
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tetrahydrozoline7: Cured is a strong word when it comes to psychological stuff, but things like that can be managed if someone is willing to put in ... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1646698395 | 1646731576 | t3_t93kr6 | t5_2to41 | 1,207 | kegologek: TIFU by eating fondue
Actually happened last year and have been waiting a bit to post. Seems almost funnier to get called out on later in life, so no throw away account.
So my partner loves cheese. I'll take it or leave it and I do all the cooking. But for the holidays I wanted to make something special for... | 6 | 201.166667 | |
1646699159 | 1646744947 | t3_t93u8d | t5_2to41 | 22 | MomoDaTerror: TIFU by telling my son a violent bedtime story
This truly has only just happened. So my 15 year old son is growing up and asking questions about life in general and tonight he brought up politics. I said that political ideologies come and go, that political views repeat themselves across nationalities, cu... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1646701884 | 1646751185 | t3_t94qrg | t5_2to41 | 144 | ddaydude: Tifu by passing gas on my hr reps voicemail
This just happened and I'm still reeling. I went to call my HR representative for a question I had. Knowing that I'd get her voicemail, as it's out of office hours, I had what I wanted to say prepared in my head. So I get into her voicemail and I start to record my ... | 3 | 48 | |
1646699730 | 1646849705 | t3_t94161 | t5_2to41 | 74 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting lulled into a false sense of security and then being scammed, thinking it was safe
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jrrobison15: I'm confused why you paid before meeting to get the phone? On another note..... I have some ocean front property in Arizona, I'll sell dirt cheap. I never make it out there to use it.
For... | 6 | 12.333333 | |
1646703727 | 1646705456 | t3_t95cnb | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing my retainer for two months and having an appointment tomorrow.
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GrandioseBanana: Tell them you lost it, they'll most likely get you a new one made. But yes always wear your retainer. You don't want to end up in your 30s or 40s with braces again. Trust me, I had an a-hole Ortho as... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1646703265 | 1646714649 | t3_t9574t | t5_2to41 | 27 | pokemonprofessor121: TIFU washing my hands with a sponge in a Catholic Church
Before I get to the F-up, there is a side story. Husband and I have been going out for breakfast more and he usually gets toast and I eat it....but I usually put the extra butter packs in my purse. It's a habit from when I was a broke college... | 3 | 9 | |
1646709883 | 1646838222 | t3_t97cdj | t5_2to41 | 116 | Unluckylucy83: TIFU by sharing memories of my childhood with my child
Backstory: My almost 8 year old daughter and I watch a lot of supermarket sweep. The theme song of Supermarket sweep borrows some of the song Push It, by the infamous Salt-N-Pepa. Just the music, no lyrics. One day I couldn’t get Push It out of my h... | 7 | 16.571429 | |
1646710916 | 1646790192 | t3_t97o9f | t5_2to41 | 257 | FederalLoad9144: Tifu by thinking I was in a relationship for a year
Obligatory, this has basically been ongoing for a year. I met this girl on a website, we clicked and things kind of took off from there. She is Polyamorous but I am not. So when I met her, she had a boyfriend and a husband already. Things I knew and w... | 10 | 25.7 | |
1646712153 | 1646715862 | t3_t982e1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Lentriox: TIFU by drinking acetone.
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Jbyrd07: Damn,your story is funny & shitty at the same time. We all would forget what’s in that bottle sitting in the cup holder.
To add to your panic adventure you’re no quitter, you decided to double down 🤣🤘. Had me laughing. If it makes you feel any better I’ve b... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1646712577 | 1646716742 | t3_t98701 | t5_2to41 | 10 | xpaxzz: TIFU by telling my cousin she should lose weight
I'm a 22f and my cousin is a 21f and a few days ago she was over my place. I'm pretty skinny and she's chubby and overweight. So we were just sitting there talking and having some drinks together. Then as we were chatting at some point I mentioned that I think it... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1646712923 | 1646757274 | t3_t98aun | t5_2to41 | 16,285 | Str8-2-hrnyJail: Tifu by sending myself to horny jail
I logged into Instagram. I had a follow request from a chick I know. Now I already have her on there so I was curious and I clicked on the page.
It was her promotion page for her "special content".
My brain could not possibly comprehend that this was a scam...
I... | 15 | 1,085.666667 | |
1646713522 | 1646716724 | t3_t98hgm | t5_2to41 | 9 | PROSTRATEurPROSTATE: TIFU installing a cat door
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TurboNurse: What in the actual fuck is this
PROSTRATEurPROSTATE: A lame attempt at humor
Zenz-X: Tifu attempting to be funny
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1646716148 | 1646794104 | t3_t998kx | t5_2to41 | 176 | RatScooterMayhem: TIFU by not having better grip strength
Just remembered this one, it’s from 20 years ago when I was 5.
So I had this hamster. Dope little dude, named him Snippy. I really enjoyed playing with him outside of his cage, and putting him in his ball was the safest way to do so. Or so I thought.
One day I... | 5 | 35.2 | |
1646718943 | 1646839346 | t3_t99zs3 | t5_2to41 | -16 | SleepTogether2000: TIFU by getting revenge on my friend for playing hard-to-get
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SleepTogether2000: I occasionally think about driving to Clarissa's apartment and apologizing to her in-person. But I have no idea how she'll react to that. It might make things worse.
Formal_Republic_3338: Honestly might be the b... | 6 | -2.666667 | |
1646719884 | 1646723039 | t3_t9a97z | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by handing in an assignment wrongly and possibly having to postpone graduating for a whole year
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Bubbagumpredditor: Don't panic yet. Sane profeßsors will make allowances for mistakes.
Simone_DK: I really hope so!!
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1646721531 | 1646724033 | t3_t9aotk | t5_2to41 | 14 | UndeadNorske: TIFU by not helping a blind person
I live in a small city where most people know each-other. A few years ago I started seeing a young woman walking around town with a cane and black sunglass on that I’ve never seen before. After seeing her for the first time I mentioned to a friend how difficult it must b... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1646723266 | 1646725600 | t3_t9b4ql | t5_2to41 | 23 | Ecstatic_Brother_259: TIFU by Crashing an Engagement party, Naked
Obligatory this was almost three years ago now but thought I'd give yall a laugh and a little warning on taking too much psychedelics.
I was still living with my parents while taking some time off from school. My parents however were at a gaming conven... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1646722285 | 1646725495 | t3_t9avqp | t5_2to41 | 9 | happypirate_: TIFU by getting a dead body in my eye
This happened 2 years ago when the 1st variant of corona is at it's peak . kindly forgive me for any mistakes.
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So due the restrictions and lockdowns our family temporarily decided to move from our city to my grandparents house which is a s... | 3 | 3 | |
1646735471 | 1646737805 | t3_t9dygg | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by treating a good girl that liked me like shit
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UtopianShot: if you want it quick and short, take some time away from that stuff, focus on your own maturity and stability first.
Another thing to add is, dates dont need to cost a fortune, you can go places that are "cheap" or free, they just n... | 4 | 2 | |
1646739892 | 1646756251 | t3_t9f1g2 | t5_2to41 | 14,340 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost committing double manslaughter
edit: BEFORE YOU READ - I’m getting a bit of hate for this story so please take this warning before continuing to read: This is a unique TIFU, it’s especially stupid because of the way I worded it. If you don’t like really stupid humour please continue browsing, ... | 18 | 796.666667 | |
1646741925 | 1646749614 | t3_t9flgx | t5_2to41 | 112 | rhett342: TIFU by falling off my toilet and breaking it
It's 5:17 in the morning and I just fucked up. For years I've had the weird habit of wondering around my house at night and falling asleep in weird places. The most common place to fall asleep is on the toilet. Well, for the first time ever I lost my balance w... | 6 | 18.666667 | |
1646749524 | 1646785019 | t3_t9hxdr | t5_2to41 | -32 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding the engagement ring (UPDATE)
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joefraserhellraiser: Poor guy
bleeyedmama: How?
joefraserhellraiser: "tested my boyfriend" / you posting about it on reddit for attention... All of that.
More red flags than a Chinese marching band.
minnis93: And you're single, I presume?
joefraserhell... | 6 | -5.333333 | |
1646750105 | 1646841175 | t3_t9i4jp | t5_2to41 | 7,527 | TAwayforanonandon: TIFU by wetting the bed in a non sexy way.
Hopefully this isn't too vulgar - though I think it may be by default. I just need to make it funny before I die of shame.
I (31F) woke up horny, partner left for work as it's his day in the office and because I rarely get the mornings to myself. Like the w... | 11 | 684.272727 | |
1646751513 | 1646753556 | t3_t9im2o | t5_2to41 | 2 | IAmAUser4Real: TIFU by telling a friend and colleague about my feelings
Obligatory not today, but yesterday (was too sad to put it in words...).
So for the last 3 and a half month I've been "deployed" to this cruise ship in lay up situation, meaning no passenger, no cruises, and almost no crew; ad my idea was to get h... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1646752214 | 1646762568 | t3_t9ivee | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: Tifu by asking a stupid question to a bald guy at my gym
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Snushine: At least you didn't ask him to borrow his shampoo.
Ocean_Spice: Bald people should still be using shampoo. Shampoo is primarily for scalp health, it breaks down oils, dead skin, sweat, etc. so it can be washed off (and out of your h... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1646753472 | 1646760211 | t3_t9jbbe | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by mismanaging my finances
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SadArm4678: >we don’t have enough money to pay the mortgage on my condo.
I feel like this is an important piece of information. Is it my condo or our condo? Did you both contribute to bills before, with her being expected to pay X amount of the mortgage, or bec... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1646756351 | 1646954301 | t3_t9kf7r | t5_2to41 | 17 | Tzoumass: TIFU by making my teacher cry
I have this teacher that has been a jerk the whole year, she gave us 20 pages to study for a difficult test in 3 days, everybody flunked the test as expected . i was the one with the highest grade and i had 45/100. She said that we are all failures and we would do nothing with ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1646756927 | 1646759499 | t3_t9kn42 | t5_2to41 | 302 | Nilsoren: TIFU by Making the Devil's Grain Bread
So, this particular FU spans a period of several months, but today was the crescendo.
Background: at the start of the pandemic, my mom heard that millennials were going crazy for bread making. She’d recently gotten a new bread machine herself, and kindly offered me her... | 6 | 50.333333 | |
1646757326 | 1646777720 | t3_t9ksq4 | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a silent gas pass
TIFU by trusting a silent gas pass
I’m still sitting in the library and type this out. Everyone is studying so it’s quiet. Even the slightest pass of gas could be heard. But I really needed to let it go.
So when people around me got up and caused a bit of noise I though... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1646760173 | 1646776199 | t3_t9l1xd | t5_2to41 | 14 | toleratedsnails: There are some Volkswagens that use diesel like the Jetta from 09-15 that had a diesel option. That ones been discontinued but I think they have other models that still do
banxnacream: Nope, VW has completely stopped making diesels and moved to electric.
Far_Resort5502: VW stopped selling diesels after... | 21 | 0.666667 | |
1646758078 | 1646822298 | t3_t9l2ny | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading abortion arguments all day
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lts_nodnarb: Same people who are okay with killing babies due to its incovience are the same people who think a man can give birth so I wouldn't trust them on medical advice. Life begins at conception and that can't be denied.
Forward_Spinach5877: Life is ... | 12 | 0.666667 | |
1646760482 | 1646858164 | t3_t9m09t | t5_2to41 | 19 | juicyvaaas: TIFU by drunkenly making a reddit comment
so my boyfriend has been creeping on my old reddit for a month unbeknownst to me and saw a bunch of posts about dark stuff like depression, surgery, and s*icide, as well as sexuality etc. (I say old reddit because it no longer exists). he hid this knowledge from me ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1646762247 | 1646825803 | t3_t9mo8g | t5_2to41 | 45,687 | Silly_Donut_362: TIFU by getting too drunk to remember anything about the girl I was going home with
This was a couple of years ago.
After a particularly heavy night out at uni, I went home with a girl who’d I’d met in the club. We were obviously both extremely drunk and I don’t really remember how I started talking t... | 11 | 4,153.363636 | |
1646760533 | 1646763050 | t3_t9m0y4 | t5_2to41 | 55 | sleepinglyinlove: TIFU by almost losing 210$ while no one even tried to scam me
So i (20f) decided that for my little sister (13f) birthday, i would buy her a switch lite. I love her so much and i love going overboard for her even tho im still a college student. (btw, before people start berating me, deciding to get he... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1646762857 | 1646766580 | t3_t9mwts | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by loyalty testing my girlfriend
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dpg3456: I would have dropped her way before. Seems like it was coming.
You dont seem to trust her, or at least your trust level is lower.
[deleted]: ya, i just wish i had trusted her more. i just feel shitty cause i wish i hadn’t done that
dpg3456: Yeah I fe... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1646767605 | 1646778405 | t3_t9opfn | t5_2to41 | 24 | jahglo: TIFU by coughing a wee bit too hard and destroying my back.
holy smokes, as I type this Im currently in some of the worst pain Ive experienced. I tore my tore my acl and meniscus and Im fairly certain this tops it. Im splayed out in an amazingly awkward position laying kinda sideways on my back and right arm ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1646768167 | 1646792410 | t3_t9ox6z | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by speaking Arabic in the US
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SdotPEE24: Jump here, and your friend didn't do anything wrong. She was simply having a conversation some guys overheard and overreacted to. If their parents weren't there were they going to confront these kids? Fight them? Assault them? Intimidating people on the... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1646768722 | 1646769387 | t3_t9p4fk | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my horny ass get caught by my dad...
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FusionChicken: Is your life a 90s comedy movie?
1Sluggo: Well it is full of fantasy.
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1646769702 | 1646863832 | t3_t9phi4 | t5_2to41 | 308 | advocado20: Come through to tell us how you f’d up this week! Yes, it’s only Tuesday.
internettherap3: Tifu by going on spring break with 12 other dudes
Jaric_Mondoran: 1 hotel room?!
dirtywirtygirl: 1 bed
internettherap3: Only girl, 4 rooms
fatum_sive_fidem: Oh no don't do that....
internettherap3: Wish me luck…. 4 ... | 9 | 34.222222 | |
1646769981 | 1646770617 | t3_t9plas | t5_2to41 | 21 | slackstarter: TIFU by teaching my gf what Winnie the Pooh-ing is
So the FU didn’t happen today, but it came home to roost last night.
A few months ago I told my gf about Winnie the Pooh-ing. For those who don’t know, that’s when a guy has a shirt on but no pants or underwear. A bottomless naked guy with his junk hang... | 3 | 7 | |
1646770536 | 1646778865 | t3_t9psmq | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ipatches89: TIFU by letting my boyfriend who is IT set up the wifi router,
So this didn't happen today, however we realized it today or well last night I suppose.
So I(F32) and my boyfriend (M30) were somehow lucky enough to buy our own home last year. This coming up, April will be one full year. We are still waitin... | 4 | 2 | |
1646771009 | 1646807140 | t3_t9pysh | t5_2to41 | 3,737 | Revocation_Of_Doubt: TIFU the "hygiene tissues" I have been using to wipe my butt and freshen my balls are actually antiseptic surface wipes.
So I was absent mindedly shopping and saw a pack of "hygiene tissues" next to the toilet paper.
Figured that these looked appropriate for general wiping duties.
When I opened t... | 12 | 311.416667 | |
1646770841 | 1646772891 | t3_t9pwje | t5_2to41 | 23 | hdawne12: Tifu by not doing my job properly
Obligatory this happened on Sunday, but only now thought to post here.
I work in a grocery store as a personal shopper. For those who don't know what that is, basically people place online orders for their weekly groceries, I pick it and then they come and pick up their gro... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1646772125 | 1646773580 | t3_t9qdi3 | t5_2to41 | 30 | crooked_parallel: TIFU by clogging the employee’s bathroom.
This happened this morning, I’m in my car typing this while escaping the feeling of shame.
So I’m a manager at my store who attends a meeting with the other managers, store and assistant manager included, every Tuesday morning. I woke up earlier than needed,... | 5 | 6 | |
1646773345 | 1646773564 | t3_t9qtz1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | dramaticsnake: TIFU by pping the bed
Note this was about half a year ago actually. I was contemplating whether I should write this or not as it's not very uncommon but I randomly remembered earlier and thought why not.
I'm having a wonderful dream about pissing for some reason, never had this kind of drema don't reme... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1646773475 | 1647106475 | t3_t9qvpd | t5_2to41 | 26 | Upset-Ad-5730: TIFU by not budgeting for drugs
So I'm not a rich man by any standards and the company I've worked for, for MANY years isn't doing well. But I had a RARE job last week, paid decent. I was able to buy diapers, food for a few days, all that good stuff. Now I haven't been so well mentally so I was prescribe... | 10 | 2.6 | |
1646773661 | 1646773930 | t3_t9qy6d | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing anal while obnoxiously drunk
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Fapmasterjim: Anal can be great when you're actually prepared. I wouldn't let one bad experience turn you off of it forever.
Platypuschowder666: Username checks out
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1646773184 | 1646774542 | t3_t9qrkd | t5_2to41 | 3 | CrusaderKing666: TIFU by doubting myself
TLDR: my chance to follow my passion is gone for at least until i make enough money to study uni over again. We're talking abt years if not decades (yea open uni exists but i still need legit degrees, mate). And that is if i survive in my graduate job long enough before I'm bore... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1646773360 | 1646788369 | t3_t9qu62 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting a video of me singing on mystory
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Dreamslayer1984: Dude, my singing ain't great either. Post more stories of your singing, and call out the people laughing at you if you think they're being hurtful. This isn't TIFU, this is TIL... Don't let anyone make fun of you for this, if you li... | 3 | 6 | |
1646774806 | 1646844132 | t3_t9rbbu | t5_2to41 | 11 | Between_Sun_And_Sky: TIFU by getting back at my friend for teasing me, and then refusing to have sex with me
I (28M) am best friends with Clarissa (30F) (Claire for short). We went to elementary and high school together, and she quickly become something of a surrogate big sister for me, always looking out for me and al... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1646774608 | 1646820995 | t3_t9r8yf | t5_2to41 | 77 | nagitopremium: TIFU by wearing a cardigan that was missing it’s top button (Slight NSFW)
This FU actually happened back in middle school, but my mom mentioned it again recently so I decided to make a post about it.
Anyway, in 7th grade, I wanted to wear a new cardigan I got from Old Navy a few days prior. It was tan-... | 7 | 11 | |
1646773884 | 1646776323 | t3_t9r10s | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost flooding the bathroom with shit stew
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Infidel29: Could be worse. Could be dealing with a Poonami of Epic Proportions.
Aelinthali68: Don't you mean epic pooportions?
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1646743804 | 1646832657 | t3_t9g44s | t5_2to41 | 14 | HoogerMan: TIFU by getting on stage at a concert and forgetting every word
Wasn’t actually today, but a few days ago I was at a concert for a relatively big band, A couple hundred people in the crowd.
In one of the songs happens to be a poem, and apparently its common for the lead singer to get people up on stage to ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1646776829 | 1646781420 | t3_t9s21w | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking back to a bully
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dpg3456: I'd say get your friends to jump in but they seem to be useless.
I would report it to the school, a principal or something. Other than that, learn to fight.
Avoidance is the best self defense method.
Total_Neighborhood82: It is just kinda crazy in my min... | 10 | 2.9 | |
1646779205 | 1646779946 | t3_t9svss | t5_2to41 | 48 | Competitive-Tank-655: TIFU by getting my DP’s leaked.
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meta3030: Who cares don’t even worry about it. Own it. Then she has no power.
Competitive-Tank-655: That’s one way to look at it
meta3030: It’s just fear blackmail. Whoopti do family gets some dp sent to them just tell them yea, got my iCloud hacked and t... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1646780805 | 1649852530 | t3_t9tgvq | t5_2to41 | 1 | isurus_paucus: TIFU by forgetting Women's day
TIFU by forgetting about the World Women's Day. The whole day my better half was in a good mood, no sign for any dark clouds on the horizon until....until all shops, bars, restaurants, in one word the whole world was closed.
She went with a deep sigh to bed and I knew I di... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1646781613 | 1646782892 | t3_t9tre9 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by having opinions that women don’t agree with
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TheKindlyOnes65: TIFU by reading a shitty post where an incel whines on reddit.
Lumpy_Ingenuity1287: >TIFU by reading a shitty post where an incel whines on reddit
Lol right???
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1646782086 | 1646805168 | t3_t9txar | t5_2to41 | 57 | SoleSurvivor309: TIFU by believing that the German government gave out free refrigerators to newborns during Y2K
I grew up in rural Germany, in some village not too far away from other villages because Germany is tiny. At some point throughout my formative years, my parents told me a story that would come to haunt me m... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1646782585 | 1646784794 | t3_t9u3iy | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU speeding 60+ over the limit
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stupidcatname: So what you are saying is you should lose your license for thinking driving is a game.
JustLeana: Seriously, who admits to being a wreckless driver. I get the road was empty but anything can happen and when it does, that's it, your life is over.
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1646781729 | 1646830645 | t3_t9tsvu | t5_2to41 | 10 | bloodofthecoven8: TIFU by confusing my two coworkers
This happened a while ago. I do shift work.
I have mild prosopagnosia
Anywyas so I met a new coworker on a (Tuesday) and then on (Friday) i met a girl who looked similar. Same hair color etc. She was very friendly and acted like i knew her. She said hi (my name) et... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1646786145 | 1646838605 | t3_t9v9cx | t5_2to41 | 5,726 | probrachi: TIFU by telling the doctor taking my blood that i was on antibiotics
So I went to go donate blood today. After getting my iron levels checked i took that one fifty question questionnaire thingy and on the “are you currently on any antibiotics?” i answered yes.
Once i was done answering all the questions, he... | 9 | 636.222222 | |
1646786233 | 1646787284 | t3_t9vaes | t5_2to41 | 14 | sweetlikeoleanders: TIFU By telling someone I've never talked to before that I had a dream about killing them
This happened around Thursday but it has come to bite me in the ass today.
We'll call him "S" and we'll call his ex/ my abuser A.
I used to really really hate him(still do) but on thursday I got abit of closur... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1646788093 | 1646791738 | t3_t9vw7i | t5_2to41 | 246 | SatansPebble666: TIFU by taking a bath
So I (F18) achieved my goal of moving out and into my own apartment, hooray, hooray! It had been a long day of shopping, walking back and forth, unpacking, and getting things together. By the end of the day I was obviously tired, so what was a better idea than taking a bath?? It's... | 6 | 41 | |
1646789652 | 1646853440 | t3_t9wdps | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU Sarcasm does not translate well in text without the obligatory “/s”
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bencousinsfan: /s kills the humour in a joke.
I downvote it on sight.
Different-Sugar-6436: Some people use sarcasm to communicate an idea, not just make an unfunny joke. In this case OP was trying to tell this guy that he’d ... | 7 | 10.714286 | |
1646791119 | 1647406859 | t3_t9wuct | t5_2to41 | -17 | EJRose83: TIFU by standing up to a bully, who happened to be the only black kid in our school
This actually happened about 25 years ago while I was in middle school, but I always thought it was a funny story to tell. One of several instances where I was beat up by a group of people throughout my life.
On the school bu... | 6 | -2.833333 | |
1646790817 | 1646791404 | t3_t9wqsg | t5_2to41 | 1 | splbm: TIFU by playing Yu-Gi-Oh
TIFU by playing Yu-Gu-OH
I (17m) was in my study hall class today. When I do not have any homework to work on (I usually don't), I either watch my shows on Hulu, Netflix, etc since they aired the night before, or I play Yu-Gi-Oh with a buddy (We will call him "Jack" here, also a male). ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1646791368 | 1646842871 | t3_t9wx72 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Moosethesausage: Tifu by assuming a typo wasn’t a typo
This happened a while ago but to this day I still cringe at the thought. It popped up in my Facebook memories something related to it which is why I remembered and decided to post.
So I was on Bumble and I had matched with a very attractive girl, we had been talk... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1646789328 | 1646802535 | t3_t9wa0o | t5_2to41 | 23 | superhappythrowawy: TIFU by drinking a coffee my younger brother made for me
So I want to preface this by saying that I have an extreme intolerance to milk and dairy products, so if my brother is to blame for the FU, (by switching the milks) then I’ll just say that’s why.
My brother just started high school and he w... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1646795356 | 1646800888 | t3_t9y5s2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | soloklaus: TIFU: By getting jealous at someone for something I did minutes before
Now I realize first and foremost that I am an asshole and will probably end up on toxic reddit. Alright, so I[F,19] went out with L [F,19] back in October for one
date. It was great, we hit it off and talked all night. But when we kissed... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1646802011 | 1646803743 | t3_ta049x | t5_2to41 | 17 | Thatoneguy-42: TIFU by learning that I was too late to ask my crush out the hard way.
Obligatory- this didn’t happen today
TLDR is included
This all started last school year, I never really attended any school dance after basic grade school, so when prom season hit I wasn’t really sure what to do. My crush was in my a... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1646802418 | 1646874538 | t3_ta08i9 | t5_2to41 | 12,066 | edwinoncrack: TIFU by telling my prof that my cat fucked me
In my French class we were practicing using different verb tenses in a sentence and we were given the prompt “I was reading when suddenly” which I finished with “my cat jumped on me.” In French this would be written, I thought, “Je lisais quand soudainement mo... | 11 | 1,096.909091 | |
1646798162 | 1646874047 | t3_t9z07i | t5_2to41 | 37 | ChickenWarm: Tifu by using a shirt as pants in the middle of a college campus.
This happen a year or two ago as a freshman in college. I went to a friends dorm at another college to stay the weekend. We went out, and had a great time. I only remember bits and pieces, like drinking whiskey out of a spray bottle and trac... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1646807061 | 1646847202 | t3_ta1ixr | t5_2to41 | 223 | Comprehensive_Two_71: Tifu by leaving make out evidence
My girlfriend came over today, and we decided to make some apple pie, it was going well and then about an hour in my grandmother leaves to go pick up my sister from practice. While she's out me and my gf decide to make out but not in the living room because if som... | 4 | 55.75 | |
1646807963 | 1646853277 | t3_ta1rau | t5_2to41 | 10 | 2x_reverse_doggy-69: TIFU by saying that our teacher is "deprived" in the zoom chat-box
Actually happened sometime ago.
It was a fine winter morning, & our biology teacher was making an attempt to teach us 'immunology' in a zoom meeting.
Apparently we all knew that he was not so good with technologies, so he neve... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1646807164 | 1646842492 | t3_ta1jss | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally blowing myself up.
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Thedoublephd: I’m guessing you’re in 6th or 7th grade? You are too young for this website
-EBBY-: What about this at all makes you think they are in the 6th grade?
Thedoublephd: Because he’s making hydrogen gas via hydrolysis. Standard 6th grade science cur... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1646806393 | 1646814418 | t3_ta1ch8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by kissing my best friend in front of a girl who liked me, ruining any relationship I could have had with her.
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blastedshark: What the fuck are kids doing in grade 9 these days go study and make your parents proud
UtopianShot: much more than just kissing i can say that much
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1646812512 | 1646817700 | t3_ta2uwz | t5_2to41 | 61 | PleaseComeInPeace: TIFU convincing my gf to learn self defense
Throwaway account because...
This morning I went to work with a sore back. Again. A few months ago I convinced my gf to go for self defense classes because gender based violence is a plague where we live. My gf didn't seem interested at first, but she eve... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1646813739 | 1646891807 | t3_ta358j | t5_2to41 | 40 | icosmicunicorn: TIFU by being lazy, which costed my family their meals for the next couple of days
TL;DR -- I was too lazy and tired to climb a stool to get something from above. My failed effort to retrieve the object had resulted in the object falling below and banging a tray full of food onto the floor, food that wa... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1646826202 | 1647387219 | t3_ta60u1 | t5_2to41 | 57,415 | pandraus: TIFU by saying that my neighbors daughters are hot
I (M, 33) live in Quebec, Canada. Here the official language is French, but almost everyone speaks English too.
The other day I was shoveling snow on my driveway and my neighbor (F ~35) was there too, removing snow from her car.
We share a driveway and we a... | 15 | 3,827.666667 | |
1646828343 | 1646842152 | t3_ta6l41 | t5_2to41 | 15 | The_Cirkus_Elf: TIFU. by waving at my mom and almost losing an eye.
This happened when I was six years old but it's a pretty dumb story and it's still affecting me today.
WARNING I actually almost lost an eye so don't read this if you're uncomfortable with the detailed description of that happening.
So I live in Icela... | 3 | 5 | |
1646829346 | 1646832195 | t3_ta6uou | t5_2to41 | 175 | Another_confession: TIFU, by going home with a stranger I met at the bar.
This happened at some point last year. Exactly when, I (20s M) don’t know, as things are sort of a blur. Speaking of which, I’ll start this story in the middle.
I woke up feeling like I’d been hit by a freight train, in a room that was dimly li... | 4 | 43.75 | |
1646829940 | 1646831154 | t3_ta70dc | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU: I accidentally had an orgasm in the middle of a conference room work meeting
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SmittyManJensen_: Don’t worry, he didn’t see anything because this didn’t happen. Actually, I doubt George is real at all.
Tigchouffe: +1 because damn these creative writing sessions are getting boring af
SmittyManJe... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1646831971 | 1646834112 | t3_ta7m6g | t5_2to41 | 72 | Specific_Tap7296: TIFU by not getting out of a hookup when I should have and getting sore feet
Happened a while ago but I'm still getting over it. I (27m) was over due some female company so I found myself online chatting to Steph (not her real name, 23f). The chat is okay, Steph is above average looks wise and she qui... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1646837010 | 1646855891 | t3_ta9ams | t5_2to41 | 43 | Cringings: TIFU By convincing myself I was going septic and calling the ambulance.
This happened yesterday, and as you can see I’ve lived to tell the tale. I took a lot of weed( not more than I usually do) and I also took 4 Benadryls. Well at some point during the high I start feeling dizzy and weak. In hindsight, t... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1646837935 | 1646979571 | t3_ta9lwt | t5_2to41 | 26,177 | Necessary_Flan22: TIFU by shaving my head while having a brown girlfriend
I was feeling rebellious lately, and decided that my hair needs to go. Now not to brag but I have lush, blonde hair that was styled quite in way that made be look like a toff investment banker.
So I decided to spice things up a bit and shave it... | 17 | 1,539.823529 | |
1646829041 | 1646839256 | t3_ta6rq9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | StardustNyako: TIFU by taking a stimulant medication before bed
Yay! I have ADHD, got prescribed a medication, I found that when I took it, I'd feel euphoric and sedated, but rarely I felt super focused . . . I found out, some people took it before sleeping as it calmed me down. I simply thought, that was my case.
So ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1646839402 | 1646884086 | t3_taa4ql | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by not taking advantage of opportunities to travel in my 20s, and now with a partner who is ready to settle down.
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Ogreguy: Go on trips with him? You don't need to live in those places, but you can certainly visit.
KaleandWine: Yes that's true. I think I'm caught up in the idea of living somewh... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1646843807 | 1646890689 | t3_tabql8 | t5_2to41 | 218 | wt_anonymous: TIFU by going to the urgent care for my ear
So I had been having an issue with my right ear where it felt blocked and I couldn't hear out of it. I tried cleaning it, warm compress, nothing worked. I decided I needed to see a doctor. My mom advised me to see my regular doctor and not the urgent care, but I... | 6 | 36.333333 | |
1646844057 | 1646845591 | t3_tabtzu | t5_2to41 | 27 | Misfit_Speed: TIFU by trying to be the “nice guy”
I (27M) have been casually “dating” a girl for a couple months. We’ll call her Ann. Emphasis on the casual, and “dating” being used extremely loosely. We’ve actually only gone on one “date”. I have little to no romantic interest in this woman, but she is fun to be aroun... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1646845880 | 1646856107 | t3_taciqe | t5_2to41 | 16 | rabid_chestnut: TIFU by trying to make a joke in Spanish
Obligatory didn't happen today, but rather about 7 years ago. Also, for context, I took 2 years of Spanish in high school, so I only know the basics.
Anyway, so I was in the military and one of my closest friends was Mexican, so I'd try learn new words here and... | 4 | 4 | |
1646846678 | 1646916623 | t3_tact61 | t5_2to41 | 5,023 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting on my GILF neighbor because of my paranoid wife.
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Lord_Jefe: Tell her your wife revoked your hall pass after “The Incident” and refuse to explain what “The Incident” was.
kentux: We don't talk about "The Incident". Ever.
Mygawdwhatsleft: A guy named Bruno was involved.....that's it.
... | 11 | 456.636364 | |
1646848178 | 1646869118 | t3_tadcl1 | t5_2to41 | 42 | throw_away_203472587: TIFU by asking a female friend for a date the day after her bf broke up with her
TL;DR at the end. Happened yesterday. (Spam filter removed yesterdays post, pls mods don't delete this, I am using a throw away account because they know my real reddit account)
Well, we go to the same university and... | 6 | 7 | |
1646849201 | 1646851865 | t3_tadqja | t5_2to41 | 16 | kid_subaru: TIFU by listening to a podcast about Albert Fish
As the title says… what the fuck?!
This is absolutely insane! I’m at a loss for words right now and I’m not even done with episode 1 (there’s 4 parts). If anyone knows about him or has been curious, by all means go for it. But holy fuck this isn’t for the fa... | 11 | 1.454545 | |
1646850327 | 1646876179 | t3_tae2ze | t5_2to41 | 219 | redditischaos: Tifu by costing myself $1000 while having sex
So me and my girlfriend are watching tv together when suddenly she says she wanted to get comfy. She started to remove her pants and went over to her dresser to grab some pajama pants.
As a guy, instantly I see butt and go oh, okay. Yes. So I get up and gra... | 8 | 27.375 | |
1646852332 | 1646853479 | t3_taeu7l | t5_2to41 | 36 | Helloimanonymoose: TIFU by paying for a 200 dollar picnic.
This is still fresh, got the bad news moments ago. So I’ve been going through a rough year and haven’t had much success with romance, mostly because I have been dealing with a lot of loss, depression, and have been trying to find a right medication plan for my ... | 4 | 9 | |
1646853672 | 1646889837 | t3_tafbtz | t5_2to41 | 33 | writenicely: TIFU By trying to split attention between my boyfriend and friend and lying to them
This shit feels cursed, I fucked up last night between my boyfriend, and my close friend. Strap in everyone, this is going to be a long read.
Some background:
I've always helped my friend out to the best of my ability... | 3 | 11 |
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