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1646335838 | 1646395717 | t3_t5zl0x | t5_2to41 | 3,306 | freephe: TIFU by doing myself through a wall. Literally
Usual it did happen today. I’m a content creator and truly love to make some solo videos when my hubby’s away. So today I stick my suction cup dildo to my full length mirror door on my wardrobe.
Everything is going great! Looks good in the camera I’m having a gr... | 9 | 367.333333 | |
1646336653 | 1646422940 | t3_t5zvwp | t5_2to41 | 177 | throwawaymusemobster: TIFU by upsetting someone in the mob.
TIFU by kicking out a member of my band whose boyfriend is in the mob.
So, this has been an ongoing situation for the past few months. Here is the backstory. I am a musician, I play in several groups. A littlebit after covid started a fellow performer asked i... | 5 | 35.4 | |
1646336922 | 1646339425 | t3_t5zzj8 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Flaky_Tip: TIFU In Front of Middle Schoolers
This happened about a week ago, but I figured this sub might get a kick out of my embarrassment.
I'm 22F and volunteer at a weekly youth group. Our older kids are all middle schoolers and we were having a discission about acceptance by God and everything.
One girl in the g... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1646339330 | 1646339406 | t3_t60w9n | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a ONS pregnant
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Doobyscoo1: You’re a moron 😂
RThrowawayyyi484: Tell me about it bruv
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1646340752 | 1646390603 | t3_t61ezh | t5_2to41 | 143 | greyshirttiger: TIFU by telling female soldiers they can call me mommy
So, I’m an 18 male, currently serving in the army, got drafted 4 months ago. My boot camp was very short and I got an office job, in which I’m basically responsible for hundreds of soldiers (mostly female) who are on the course to become officers.
... | 6 | 23.833333 | |
1646343820 | 1646347784 | t3_t62ibt | t5_2to41 | 18 | CoffeeBeanx3: TIFU by drinking at work
I'm breaking tradition, I know, but this one actually happened today!
As you can all guess by the title, this FU happened at work, and it's entirely because I'm a sarcastic lil shit. I work as a care aid in a hospital before starting nursing school in August, and usually I'm on t... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1646346542 | 1646349405 | t3_t63hsj | t5_2to41 | 94 | MNVikingsFan4Life: TIFU by relying on a stereotype and may have caused permanent damage to my anus (slight exaggeration).
Living in the middle of nowhere Minnesota, I have limited food options. And the restaurants that do serve anything other than burgers and fries are often pretty tame.
For instance, the extra hot sa... | 5 | 18.8 | |
1646344231 | 1646348747 | t3_t62njd | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By unleashing botanical warfare upon my camping group
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SalleighG: Ontario is all that you describe. I wish that I were healthy enough to go back to see more of it.
I suspected the plot as soon as you started talking making root beer. As soon as you mentioned number of leaves I was certain, eve... | 3 | 5 | |
1646348031 | 1646439139 | t3_t641fd | t5_2to41 | 23 | LittleGravitasIndeed: TIFU by assuming that everyone else could also close all of the holes in their heads
My friends now know I am a genetic freak.
In addition to the usual blinking and breath holding, I can also scrunch up my nose cartilage to block smells and water. I can also close my ears’ Eustachian tubes at wil... | 9 | 2.555556 | |
1646348443 | 1646351325 | t3_t646v0 | t5_2to41 | 669 | [deleted]: TIFU by not using my vacuum correctly for years.
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ViewedFromi3WM: Technically i don’t think it’s a sucks or not button, but an elevation button in case you got some super high shag carpet. You were on that mode.
[deleted]: No, this model has a specific (labeled) turn dial on the side for that. I k... | 7 | 95.571429 | |
1646348306 | 1646349254 | t3_t644zi | t5_2to41 | 4 | purplechocolatethief: TIFU by not getting away fast enough after finessing some chocolate from a shop
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jezra: and you think the FU is that you didn't go away fast enough, and not that you are a shitty thief?
purplechocolatethief: Shitty as in immoral or incompetent?
StatisticianLivid710: Both!
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1646349505 | 1646353010 | t3_t64k1o | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: Tifu by friendzoning myself into infinity
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eternalwhat: Dude wtf is this? First of all, you’re worried that she trusts you not to rape her? She trusted you’d respect her if she said no. You shouldn’t think she assumes you’re gay because of that (serious wtf)
I mean, be straightforward, and maybe sh... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1646350215 | 1646370590 | t3_t64swi | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing my screen during class
Okay so my (17F) teacher has covid, and so we are in school, and she's teaching us from home. Now, on the smartboards at school, you need a laptop with an HDMI Port, now my class is a very small class, and I am the only one with a laptop that had an HDMI port that can ... | 4 | 11 | |
1646349367 | 1646352562 | t3_t64ie1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | webangOK: TIFU by gargling dirty waterpark water after burning my mouth
I've been holding onto this fuck-up for awhile now, and it still makes me cringe to think about it and figured I'd share my miserable mishap.
6 years ago, my boyfriend and I took a trip to Disney World in Orlando. We had a great time and decided t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1646353830 | 1646368107 | t3_t661ny | t5_2to41 | 17,626 | Gay_commie_fucker: TIFU by giving my professor head
So I’m in a philosophy class this year and the topic of Jeremy Bentham came up. I, being a pretentious nerd and a lover of weird shit, know an awful lot about Bentham’s death and the subsequent preservation of his head.
My teacher is also a weirdo who’s into shit l... | 10 | 1,762.6 | |
1646354005 | 1646355378 | t3_t663q7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | AmayasMommy_: TIFU by not using the baby’s changing pad
So, a day or two after getting home from the hospital with our newborn. (She was born the first of February) - my Husband went to Walmart by himself for the first time in a long while. Well he went to the baby section and found a bunch of things he liked. Some ver... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1646354884 | 1646390425 | t3_t66e5n | t5_2to41 | 42 | AnumReads04-78: TIFU by not taking proper phone precautions
This is for sure my most embarrassing moment of my life.
First, though, some pretext.
I'm a first-year student at University. I've never lived in a setting like this, and it has taken some time to get used to. The hall I live in is quite nice, and I have no ... | 3 | 14 | |
1646355995 | 1646356203 | t3_t66mo5 | t5_2to41 | -5 | cr0tchwhistlepurple: That is true to an extent but both are still quite harmful
sleepysusan2345: I switched to vaping after being a cigarette smoker. I started the stupid habit at 16 and now I’m onto this one. I do plan on quitting nicotine all together but not until I’m done with my bachelors degree.
cr0tchwhistlepurp... | 3 | -1.666667 | |
1646355748 | 1646356640 | t3_t66n2o | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking my vape during zoom with my camera on
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CoolStoryBro_Fairy: How is that a fuck up exactly?
sleepysusan2345: I’m nervous I’m going to get points off for not being professional. This is for a grade and I completely forgot I was even there.
CoolStoryBro_Fairy: Surely they can't mark you ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1646359430 | 1646441695 | t3_t67uci | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a horny college student
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spastical-mackerel: $25 is a relatively cheap price to learn a valuable life lesson. And that lesson is always use protection. Buyer protection, that is, when using payment apps.
ravenebony: Exactly.
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1646360363 | 1646366202 | t3_t685gw | t5_2to41 | 43 | MrPhilLashio: TIFU by going fucking ham with some WD40
Happened last week. I recently moved into a new and really nice apartment with my wife. We're in the process of settling in and shit. Everything about the place is great except for the one squeaky door to the bedroom. If one of us wakes up first and leaves the bedr... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1646367689 | 1646369104 | t3_t6afhe | t5_2to41 | 61 | OddPupils: TIFU by sending nudes to a fake snapchat
good morning/evening-
TIFU by sending nudes to a “girl” on snapchat. I’m a guy btw and i’m under 18.
Quick warning, this is gonna have a lot of red flags i should have noticed, yes I’m an idiot.
So this girl adds me on snap by search. I figure it’s kinda weird, but... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1646368082 | 1646419109 | t3_t6ajrr | t5_2to41 | 46,813 | YourInfidelityInMe: TIFU I thought all dudes observed the clean butt etiquette when they get BJs
I see a guy in my building to give him the occasional BJ when he’s in the mood but the women he’s casually dating are all unavailable. It’s all fun and games. Nothing serious. I go over, get on my knees, we both leave happy... | 16 | 2,925.8125 | |
1646371755 | 1646377526 | t3_t6bm3v | t5_2to41 | 149 | sofyamarmeladov: Tifu by gassing on my boyfriend and almost going during an intimate moment.
As the title kind of says…so I’ve been having some digestive issues that I’ve been keeping on the down-low from my better half because I’ve been pretty hopeful that the laxatives would work gradually and soon I’ll be pooping ag... | 5 | 29.8 | |
1646372281 | 1646424785 | t3_t6brfo | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By barking like a Shop Dog
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Accomplished_Guide52: You're the kind of person I'd be friends with 😂😂😂
Scary_Patient2491: Sounds like a friendship to me
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1646353064 | 1646435202 | t3_t65s70 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Deus-system-failed: TIFU by not taking post op meds as prescribed.
Technically yesterday but the fuck up was monumental enough for a delay.
Tuesday I had a mastectomy for my gynecomastia, I've waited years for the surgery and even after winning a legal battle with Jenson Pharmaceuticals to cover most of the cost, stil... | 3 | 4 | |
1646375844 | 1646377526 | t3_t6cqlu | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and texting the girl I like.
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canuck_4life: I say go for it a 2nd time but act normal this time...
You're gonna let this one mistake potentially let you lose someone you really love?
LynneCDoyle: He could try, but I imagine that ship has sailed. She’ll probably never trust him... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1646378556 | 1646380098 | t3_t6dg57 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Tweaksssss: TIFU by showing my teacher my classmates nudes
I am actually mortified, I am a 21 year old male in college and have been having a fling of sorts with a girl in one of my classes and had for some stupid reason saved nude pictures she sent me on my laptop. Anyways, It was late last night and my assignment wa... | 4 | 7 | |
1646384572 | 1646466814 | t3_t6ew5n | t5_2to41 | 68 | [deleted]: TIFU by not correcting my therapist when she got my name wrong
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TheStoneArrow: i hope you continue to do better OP but i think you should tell her. you seem to be having anxiety problems and this is giving you exactly that. try your best, i know you can do it and it will be another milestone you pas... | 12 | 5.666667 | |
1646384919 | 1646386344 | t3_t6ez4g | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by DD-ing a 2 hr round-trip for the girl I'm crushing on to go out with another guy
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ResidentEivvil: What’s DD?
Daihard75: I’m guessing Designated Driver
ResidentEivvil: Thanks.
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1646388623 | 1646421526 | t3_t6ft3k | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU...and nearly burnt the kitchen down...the dog is wondering what the noise is coming from his water bowl
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pogiguy2020: So you ruined the smoke detector by tossing it in the dog water bowl?
You live alone or in an apartment? Like did you buy that smoke detector?
Now later you will due in a fir... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1646388970 | 1646425424 | t3_t6fvx5 | t5_2to41 | 51 | atpimtied: TIFU by telling my daughter yes after her dad said no
My daughter is 5 years old and her bed time is around 8:30 9:00pm. At like 8 we ate and she got a bath. it’s thursday and she’s not going to school tmr and she asked to stay up so i said yes.
Me, her brother, her and her dad watched like two movies and ... | 14 | 3.642857 | |
1646395657 | 1646601470 | t3_t6hj1l | t5_2to41 | 16,564 | throw_away_103829: TIFU, by playing a game of “gay chicken” with my coworker.
Obligatory “this didn’t happen today” statement. It’s actually been an ongoing situation for the past few months, and yesterday I lost.
For context, I work as a server for a café and many of my coworkers speak Spanish. I do not.
They have t... | 13 | 1,274.153846 | |
1646398217 | 1646400443 | t3_t6ia2w | t5_2to41 | 57 | Wallythegreater: TIFU by being too prideful to ask for help and probably getting hypothermia
Let me start by saying that I just got through one of the worst days of my life and that I’m not all there mentally. I am sorry if this is a bit hard to follow.
I had just gotten through a long, boring day of work in the cold... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1646400925 | 1646403788 | t3_t6j3m6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | bashboomer__: TIFU by keeping my phone in the freezer and forgetting it
It happened just now, just now I realized kept my phone in the freezer for almost an hour. I'm not a native English speaker so sorry for bad English.
My phone is almost 6yrs old now, so its gets pretty hot while charging and also sometimes when us... | 5 | 2 | |
1646402336 | 1646421003 | t3_t6jjrd | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn while the whole family was watching TV.
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HoAdanac: You need to see a doctor, your cum should not smell that strongly
PowerfulVictory: No he doesn't. Now bask in the cringe when you remember all the times you thought no one could smell.
kniteIy: What smell? There has never been ... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1646416896 | 1646426880 | t3_t6jul3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ronin668: They were following me to the bank in their van. Also, by agreeing to pay them without invoice I'm technically also guilty of tax fraud.
Zupheal: Not sure where you live but I can't imagine a cop prioritizing that over the scam. I've never even heard of someone getting in trouble because of this.
ronin668: I ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1646403491 | 1646426450 | t3_t6jxw0 | t5_2to41 | 2,559 | ThrowAwayTodlerPenis: TIFU by not taking my toddler seriously when he said he is "really itchy down there"
My toddler just started potty training and has been a generally good about it. Like any kid he has phases where he cooperates, is proud of himself, and doing a good job learning while staying positive during accid... | 11 | 232.636364 | |
1646407371 | 1646422701 | t3_t6lbkj | t5_2to41 | 24 | Nigel_featherbottom: TIFU by applying to a job.
This happened last Friday and yes, I did actually mess up my chances at a job by applying for it. TLDR at botto..
I have been looking for a job in my field. I work in accounting, and have experience for a few specific industries. So in general, if most of your experience... | 3 | 8 | |
1646404332 | 1646421080 | t3_t6k8oq | t5_2to41 | 6 | Relative-Body9297: TIFU by getting my foot injured
So this happened in P.E class today. Basically i was having fun and stuff until i decided to try this thing where there would be 2 people and they woould grab their arms, then try push the other one off the thin (20cm) platform.
Ok so i just went there and tried it wi... | 3 | 2 | |
1646411039 | 1646421772 | t3_t6mowu | t5_2to41 | 7 | CluelessSwitch96: TIFU by thinking I was pregnant
Not my main account for obvious reasons.
Yesterday evening my boyfriend came over to visit me after work, he got home to find me laying on the couch feeling immensely bloated and anxious.He proceeds to ask me what's wrong and if I'm okay.
I go on to explain that I'm a... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1646412774 | 1646416736 | t3_t6ncad | t5_2to41 | 61 | AstroPhizzz: TIFU by getting rumored abt in school
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QuicksilverJPR: Screenshot the discord convo and post that. It'll show who said what.
Luke89902483: I completely agree fighting fire with fire isn’t always the way but it might just be this time.
QuicksilverJPR: I would call it using facts to support your po... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1646413036 | 1646413952 | t3_t6nfwm | t5_2to41 | 38 | aspera1631: TIFU by playing chess with my kids and ending up in the ER
This happened yesterday.
I'm trying to get my kids (6 and 9) into chess. I recently bought a tournament set with a chess clock, and I figured I could even the playing field by giving myself one minute to play and letting them take as long as they w... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1646416289 | 1646449620 | t3_t6onsk | t5_2to41 | 2,788 | Misfit_Speed: TIFU by letting my pothead roommate talk me into taking a dab
I would consider myself a mild to moderate smoker, I smoke every day, but 95% of the time it’s a joint in the evening to help me sleep. I was a heavy drinker for several years and when I quit drinking, I found smoking a half a joint (or less) h... | 10 | 278.8 | |
1646416661 | 1646453283 | t3_t6osks | t5_2to41 | 1,303 | Jabrono: TIFU by starting the Chernobyl "drama" series while simultaneously watching a live-stream of a nuclear power plant being shelled
As many of us know, there was a 45 minute to hour long window last night (EST time) where many people watching thought the world was about to enter another nuclear disaster. The deta... | 11 | 118.454545 | |
1646420597 | 1646432042 | t3_t6qa87 | t5_2to41 | 18 | MnkySpnk: TIFU by sitting in the restaurant to wait for my lunch.
Youre not going to be reading very long to see where this is going, but i called out of work today.
Called out of work to take an extra day to recouperate. Im sore. Its not easy work, and ive had a finnicky bqck since before i ever started this job.
... | 6 | 3 | |
1646422212 | 1646466262 | t3_t6qvdv | t5_2to41 | 188 | Gold_Management_3458: TIFU by waking my neighbours at 5 am and scaring the shit out of them
I'm living in Ireland, a neutral country. At about 5 am I woke up and looked out the window expecting to see the typically dark houses and starry sky. Instead I saw something much worse-at least at the time it seemed like it cou... | 5 | 37.6 | |
1646423682 | 1646492166 | t3_t6re88 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: tifu By not recording a Karen When she called the cops on me
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serenasplaycousin: You shouldn’t have emptied your pockets and waited for the police. You the would have cause to sue when you emptied your pockets In Front of the police.
Ctalkobt: Note that if the store insisted and made attempts to blo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1646427534 | 1646443113 | t3_t6ss5b | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU, by ruining my amazing marriage
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UnformedNumber: It sounds very painful - I’m so sorry you’re in that situation.
I don’t understand the ENM/threesome world at all - it seems to work for some people, but it just looks like a recipe for disaster to me.
What I will offer is that there’s a big di... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1646428306 | 1646433080 | t3_t6t28x | t5_2to41 | 32 | mathoolevine: TIFU by spoiling The Batman for myself (No Spoilers)
Last night my friend had people over for his birthday and there was drinking and smoking. I had a considerable amount and was having a great time. Some people showed up late after seeing The Batman, a movie I'm incredibly excited about and had tickets t... | 4 | 8 | |
1646428197 | 1646435635 | t3_t6t0w1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | chowboy_boop_boop: TIFU By upgrading my mobile phone contract
Today I answered and spoke to a guy from a company that offered me a phone contract that was very good and fell for it. I'm not usually the type of person that would give a cold caller the time of day. But for some reason I did. I'm not the sharpest tool. Bu... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1646432020 | 1647362199 | t3_t6ue7j | t5_2to41 | 10 | magicwolfdog: TIFU by revealing my size
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cannonman1863: I've seen this dumbass story here before
the_org_yeet: source please i just wanna know this shit too funny
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1646431498 | 1646434455 | t3_t6u7og | t5_2to41 | 13 | nick82614: Tifu by hanging out with an old friend.
*This is currently still an ongoing fuck up. *
A friend of mine from elementary, to high-school reached out and said she could really use a friend today, so I agreed to pick her up so we could hang. We are both in our 30s now and haven't seen each other since roughly ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1646433268 | 1646491839 | t3_t6utwu | t5_2to41 | 15,314 | jonmatttomben: TIFU, by taking a sip up my wife’s weed-infused coffee
This happened a few months ago, but is still a stark reminder to know your limits and take things slow, lest you’re flung helplessly into the upside down where your brain ceases to function and you have to feebly text your wife for help from the bedr... | 15 | 1,020.933333 | |
1646455671 | 1646676627 | t3_t6vcv7 | t5_2to41 | 367 | sumtingnaff: Yes but it is the way
phigene: This is the way
I_am_funkin_groovin: This is the way
SL0THPVP: This is the way
Sayonee99: This is the way
KlondykeDave: Which way is the way?
SBFUILY: This is
Only-Society4988: This is what
Iamcleopatra: This is the way
brads-a-wizard: This is still the way
Durago: I can show... | 12 | 30.583333 | |
1646433773 | 1646440320 | t3_t6v0at | t5_2to41 | 6 | silent_onomatopoeia: TIFU By Calling a Coworker the Wrong Name... for 7 months
Obligatory "This Wasn't Actually Today" statement, as it has been ongoing for many months despite me only finding out a few days ago. Also semi-obligatory "This was originally posted in another subreddit" statement since I originally posted ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1646435449 | 1646453501 | t3_t6vlau | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU a first date by accidentally showing my tits to his friends
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tasteslikefailure: Honestly, this is the only reason why I keep lewds in a secure folder. I've done exactly what you've done, except with co-workers. Ever since that day I made fun sure it wasn't gonna happen again haha
wakeuptomorrow... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1646436510 | 1646651230 | t3_t6vxzx | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU, by making an extremely inappropriate and offensive joke and I'm worried people will hate me
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Dr4goen: But what do you do when they really are racist? I was playing poker with a group of guys I hardly knew. They started telling black racist jokes that were quite offensive. I finally told them I... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1646437345 | 1647022621 | t3_t6w8bb | t5_2to41 | 8 | lgbt14: TIFU by drawing for my brother for his birthday present
I (15f) draw im the drawer of the family same for some other family members and my little brother draws to so his birthday is coming up in a week so I asked him what he wanted to draw for him for his birthday so he says "Horror characters" so I ask him "wh... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1646436907 | 1646461262 | t3_t6w2xq | t5_2to41 | 18 | throwaway978635: TIFU by telling my mom I don’t need her
Growing up me and my mom had a very rocky relationship and we always bumped heads and fought (yes FOUGHT). I moved out at 16 and lived with my friend and her parents til me and her got old enough to get an apartment. I just couldn’t live with my mom anymore becau... | 3 | 6 | |
1646438243 | 1646669482 | t3_t6witd | t5_2to41 | 362 | penciledinpasta: TIFU by accidentally taking LSD at 6 in the morning before a Zoom lecture.
This was actually last year, but it's taken some time for me to feel ready to share.
To preface: this was the last Zoom lecture before an exam in an upper division chemistry class that I was nervous about, and most of the lectu... | 5 | 72.4 | |
1646439009 | 1646446566 | t3_t6ws4q | t5_2to41 | 2,878 | Chelseaxyz: TIFU by saying “Oh F***!!” on the phone with my Dad right before my phone died..
Well I almost made my dad have a heart attack. I was on the phone with him because my washer had flooded. I was telling him what electrical cord was going where when my phone died. The last thing he heard was me saying “this co... | 5 | 575.6 | |
1646439654 | 1646520669 | t3_t6wzi5 | t5_2to41 | 145 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU for not realizing that he was flirting with me
Today, my crush came in to work. He’s a really nerdy guy, but loves to joke around. He’s flirted with me in the past. He asked me if it was busy earlier in the morning. I said that it wasn’t. It was super slow. He then said “so you were standing ... | 5 | 29 | |
1646440303 | 1646441531 | t3_t6x71y | t5_2to41 | 25 | Occultistdude420: TIFU by letting my cat destroy and shit on a $6000 comic book.
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RSCLE5: Well you can shit on the idea of getting any money for that comic now!
Occultistdude420: I'm giving you an award as soon as I get paid tomorrow.
RSCLE5: Seriouly sucks that happened though. My cat will chew corners of stu... | 5 | 5 | |
1646441339 | 1646453482 | t3_t6xihi | t5_2to41 | 192 | aquickcupofcoffee: TIFU by teaching my cat to operate a light switch
This did not happen today. The issue finally stopped, but today I was thinking about how stupid I was.
I like to read in bed, but I do not have a lamp. When I’m ready to sleep, I have to get up and turn the light off. This is not ideal, as it wakes m... | 4 | 48 | |
1646442960 | 1646443933 | t3_t6xmyi | t5_2to41 | 6 | the_-j: What is your opinion on O'bisha Quillarius Æbicius III?
deshaunlwilliam: he should be freed and given 64476432 Uzbek shekels as reparations
the_-j: He won $7 million in the lottery and fucking died and came back to life and sued the uzbek government and won a further of 19281729289 shekels after losing the case... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1646444859 | 1646529531 | t3_t6ylcz | t5_2to41 | 718 | linac_attack: TIFU by putting raw eggs in my kids lunch instead of hard-boiled.
This actually happened yesterday but I just found out just now.
My son (7) is becoming more independent and now makes his lunch, but sometimes is how you may imagine a 7 yo would pack it. Normally he makes a sandwich but this time it was ... | 6 | 119.666667 | |
1646445910 | 1646514796 | t3_t6yx4k | t5_2to41 | 1,515 | mashibomi: TIFU by finding the engagement ring
My boyfriend knows I’m a clean freak and I’m constantly cleaning everything inside and out, even the bed side drawers.
Note: he loves when I’m reorganizing his stuff as long as I don’t throw things away without his permission.
I’m cleaning and reorganizing things when ... | 6 | 252.5 | |
1646446454 | 1646448626 | t3_t6z30m | t5_2to41 | 10 | Nyamko_Sabuni_Fanboy: TIFU by thinking I could make a joke as to why I am a terrible parent to my daughter.
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falconrays: is the daughter 6 years old or 6 months old
Veauxdeeohdoh: She’s a six month old serial killer that hangs with her stepdad at the bar.
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1646451355 | 1646493358 | t3_t70j7x | t5_2to41 | 21 | TheEastSid3r: TIFU by giving a scammer the means to blackmail me.
This story didn't happen today but I think this is the place for it because it was a huge fuck up.
I talk to strangers online when I feel lonely or horny. One of the sites I utilize is Omegle.
I met this "girl" who was feeling horny and after a small c... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1646456041 | 1646491854 | t3_t71v3z | t5_2to41 | 256 | airmind97: tifu by liking some girls doing suggestive things on TikTok
so, I spend the day with my gf today, went to eat, have a little nap, changed the thermal paste of her laptops, have a coffee together, take the dogs for a walk, watch some Netflix and I was getting ready to leave when it comes to my mind that I wan... | 8 | 32 | |
1646456380 | 1646521843 | t3_t71yin | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by reserving a car at the wrong airport
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Intelligent_Stop5564:
Pretend you're a travel agent explaining a reservation and do a full recap of your itinerary..
Read the flight dates, Airport Codes, cities AND states (more than one Charleston and Alexandria airport!!!). Double check the stree... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1646465545 | 1646469245 | t3_t74an2 | t5_2to41 | 50 | TheGamerHermit: TIFU by going to a different college.
So this TIFU has been on going for the past couple of years and I just need to vent.
Back in 2019 I had psych class at a community college with a cute girl. Lets call her Jen. After class one day Jen asked for my number and we started hanging out a lot. Us being co... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1646469657 | 1646471687 | t3_t758rx | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a serious breakdown at my job in the bathroom, and eating my snob while crying... While being recorded by the company's spy camera.
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professional-jumper: Is it legal for companies to have spy cameras in bathrooms?
Blenderchampion: No. At least in most countries
MyAnonymousAccount9: I ... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1646470490 | 1646498592 | t3_t75fjw | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my coworker how her babies were
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serenasplaycousin: YTA, not for asking about her pregnancy, but the genders and their names after learning she miscarried.
Harry_Gorilla: Some people deal with the loss of an unborn child by naming it so they have a name to assign their grief to. My wi... | 5 | 2 | |
1646474328 | 1646476464 | t3_t76alu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by knowing that I am suffering from phimosis
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PlutoMiningCorp: And that’s why you gotta clean your Willy folks
muito_ricardo: Well, sort of - he can't get his cock in out of his foreskin fully, so technically be difficult to clean.
But yes, not cleaning your dick causes problems.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1646475667 | 1646515929 | t3_t76lt5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU - Accidently screwed up some police documents that are used in investigations
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raven080068: I'm wondering if you could end up in trouble for that
Environmental-Tea4u: Ah, good thing he deleted.
| 3 | 2 | |
1646476595 | 1646528901 | t3_t76tez | t5_2to41 | 88 | GoddessFlexi: TIFU by being too honest with my doctor (tw: abuse)
So here in good ol Australia I need to visit my GP/PCP every 12 months to obtain a Mental Health Care Plan. This allows me to receive a rebate on my therapy appointments so I'm not out of pocket $250 every month (or fortnight if I am unlucky).
So we're ... | 7 | 12.571429 | |
1646477368 | 1646499742 | t3_t76zug | t5_2to41 | 16,985 | NunsWithNunchucks: TIFU telling my bully I love him
Gonna go with a throwaway on this one.
Last night was my first time performing at my high school talent show. In the past I was usually too shy and introverted to participate, but in the spirit of finishing high school this year, I decided to step out of my comfort ... | 10 | 1,698.5 | |
1646479421 | 1646579153 | t3_t77hkv | t5_2to41 | 35 | NightAlp: TIFU by eating popcorn
I eat a lot of popcorn just because of how easy a snack it is for me. I pop it in the microwave for a couple of minutes, sprinkle some seasoning, and then pop it into my mouth. I usually eat a package once a day, maybe more if I'm watching a movie or something. Where I fucked up though ... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1646480170 | 1646492898 | t3_t77nzy | t5_2to41 | 4,664 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading my girlfriends messages
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ThatIrishMannn: Talk about it first. I can't imagine staying would be good but everyone in this comment section is too ravenous. Talk to her about it. Be honest. Communication is the only hope to salvage things from here
PoopyPogy: Yeah absolutely, can't end ... | 12 | 388.666667 | |
1646481759 | 1646597115 | t3_t782af | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching my friend's boob after she put my hand close to it.
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MichaelMonstre: So, to summarize, you tried to comfort a crying friend and "fondled her"- she said it was ok, but when you came back later for some more fondling action, she wasn't down? Yeah, dude I'd say you fucked up. God, you... | 5 | 1 | |
1646484840 | 1646486047 | t3_t78ux9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Sensitive_Record1355: TIFU by letting go thief from my house
Sorry not it was not today but 3 years ago.
I feel like a total fuckup everytime I remember.
And sorry for grammar.
It was sunday morning, I(22m) was sleeping in my room. I had hangover from party. I woke up hearing sounds and talking. It was so loud, you ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1646488337 | 1646504557 | t3_t79voh | t5_2to41 | 18 | Tweezy64: TIFU thanking my stepdad for lunch
Obligatory, this happened yesterday.
For months, my mom has been talking about and trying to lock in a family vacation to Great Wolf Lodge. She and my stepdad are pretty generous; they paid for my family and my sister’s family to go there this weekend, complete with a litt... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1646489762 | 1646525364 | t3_t7acju | t5_2to41 | 948 | [deleted]: TIFU: Thanks to the power of alcohol, I ended up half naked on Bourbon Street last night where many tourists decided to take pictures.
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sambrown2022: Can you tell me why you brought up your butt plug? I’m more concerned about that.
toronto105: Ya that's not really relevant to the story.
56KModemRemi... | 6 | 158 | |
1646489768 | 1646492552 | t3_t7acmj | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU
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Veauxdeeohdoh: 14 is way too young to be getting hammered. You have terrible parents and it is in no way legal allowing you do drink.
youngmtgboy: It's legal in wisconsin
HobbitQueen8: The federal legal drinking age is 21. It is not state by state. Please don’t drink again until you are older.... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1646491538 | 1646495369 | t3_t7awz8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Significant-Fudge269: TIFU and a kitten died as a result.
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Okimiyage: You’re not a bad person. You made a mistake by not ensuring the panels were secure before leaving, but that doesn’t make you a bad person. That guilt and remorse you’re feeling right now tells me it was never your intention to hurt anyone, a... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1646492001 | 1646495928 | t3_t7b2e9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | SnivyPootis: TIFU by accidentally giving a hacker access to my Google account and lost my $1000+ Fortnite account
So this happened about a week ago, and I'm more over it now but whenever I think about it, I can't help but feel my heart drop a tad, so I DO have 2 factor on my Google account, but it works via phone promp... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1646492681 | 1646526648 | t3_t7bb5g | t5_2to41 | 653 | [deleted]: TIFU by presuming my butt was strong enough to hold back my poo
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QuantityAcademic: Poo is always stronger than butt.
Sinistrahd: This sounds like a message that should be all over the ground in Elden Ring...
averagetoxicgamer: Be wary of dung,
but hole
MrTHEPug: ahh dung...
thats my version of ah sh... | 5 | 130.6 | |
1646493476 | 1646524286 | t3_t7bklo | t5_2to41 | 22 | DrHugh: TIFU by warming up breakfast with some plastic wrap; breakfast was fine, but the cats weren't
You know it is time to get up when the cats come to your bed and get really friendly in the morning. They dog (cat?) your steps as you try to get to the bathroom, and are really excited when you go to the kitchen, wher... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1646494764 | 1646588137 | t3_t7c0br | t5_2to41 | 24 | Grand_Strength_3902: TIFU By googling illegal porn
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Former_Ad_1074: I think the fact that you feel shitty makes you different than a sex offender.
Grand_Strength_3902: the thought came over a day ago and its been punching me for a day. time to keep moving forward like eren jaeger.
ThrowRATraumatized: "Time to ... | 6 | 4 | |
1646494986 | 1646516117 | t3_t7c392 | t5_2to41 | 0 | kipha01: TIFU By expecting one thing and getting another
This happened early 2019
I got on a train bound for work, it was during a school half term, thank fuck... so no annoying noisy kids.
There was a lady sitting to my left with head phones in her hand listening to music on her phone full volume with out them plugg... | 3 | 0 | |
1646500882 | 1646504804 | t3_t7e6ud | t5_2to41 | -9 | Derjores2live29: TIFU by having my first Sexualität envounter without a Condom and probably having herpes now
[Butchered that title, autocorrect from being Mobile]Hey there, just wanted to share my Story here cause I (m17) think it fits the sub:
Obligatory "This didnt happen today, but a few days back"
So, a few days ... | 3 | -3 | |
1646502631 | 1646512510 | t3_t7et1o | t5_2to41 | 5 | LiveCashLove: TIFU by creating an awesome new word
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Beans2013: Never heard it
LiveCashLove: Maybe you aren’t as cool as you might think you are
SAOkirito1: Maybe you’re not as popular as you think you are
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1646505207 | 1646506048 | t3_t7fpqi | t5_2to41 | 6 | 6VarsityLetters: TIFU by influencing the English language like never was done before.
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Mrnkymrn: I’ve never heard this word
6VarsityLetters: Check out some the top YouTubers
over_clox: I haven't heard this word before either. Can't tell if you're complaining about the word or advertising it.
ThinkCow83: It's S... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1646506500 | 1646724349 | t3_t7g5se | t5_2to41 | 302 | Simple_Money_7422: TIFU by telling my wife something that bothered me
A bit of backstory:
- my wife(32f) and I(32m), together for 14 years, married for 5, have a bit of a "dead bedroom" kind of thing, once or twice a month max.
- she seems very distant lately, she rejects almost all of my flirtations with a grunting/m... | 12 | 25.166667 | |
1646506695 | 1646506982 | t3_t7g89j | t5_2to41 | 8 | Alice_Bunbun: TIFU by playing a game and losing track of time
I got ready for a day of work at home today, so I woke up at 9 am and decided at 11 to take a break before lunch, so I could play an RPG I was about to finish. I thought that I deserved a break, and that I could still work in the afternoon.
So I played and ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1646507230 | 1646521350 | t3_t7gf40 | t5_2to41 | 50 | void_substance: TIFU by talking to my ex about a threesome
Obligatory not today.
So a few months ago my first ever girlfriend broke up with me. We still cared about each other, she had been depressed for a long time and we both agreed she needed time to herself away from the relationship. It was still difficult. I wa... | 10 | 5 | |
1646508373 | 1646526822 | t3_t7gt4o | t5_2to41 | 53 | LadyMageCOH: TIFU by losing my cool on a Karen in my last day of training.
This is actually yesterday, March 4 2022, but I think it belongs here. I work for a customer service company that provides support for clients. The client I'm working on is a streaming service, and I'm a new hire, but have many years of phone b... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1646510371 | 1646538932 | t3_t7hhwa | t5_2to41 | 23,716 | Jalaliep: TIFU by not knowing what a “Fluffer” was
Okay, so flash back to 2011. American Horror Story Season 1 had its premiere, and I was hooked. This was the season with the haunted “Murder House”, where the new owners always ended up dying in horrible ways. Well, Zachary Quinto portrayed a gay character named Chad W... | 14 | 1,694 |
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