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1647006186 | 1647118866 | t3_tbqet2 | t5_2to41 | 63 | Dreamslayer1984: TIFU by cranking one out in the car.
I got invited to a family thing, (my cousin's wedding, but it's not relevant to the story) and because I don't drive, my family had to pick me up and take back to our hometown.
They stopped along the way to get groceries and I stayed in the car while they were sho... | 10 | 6.3 | |
1647006671 | 1647028496 | t3_tbqkgo | t5_2to41 | 27 | mayurmatada12: TIFU By asking a good friend of mine if she considers her ex hot
Today was mostly a regular day of college. I went to the campus by a bus that picks us up at 7:10 am and reaches back home at 7:00pm. All was going well until the bus driver informs us that the managment is checking the buses to make sure t... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1647006516 | 1647009842 | t3_tbqimz | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by flushing a pen down the toilet
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jsinghmpls: That’s not punishment it’s called acting like a responsible adult and fixing a problem.
kyyecwb: i’m so happy this is the first comment
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1647007713 | 1647011199 | t3_tbqxdl | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by NOT shaving my Ass as a Man
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SlightlyAverageLemon: damn that's a real pain in the a-
MattzStyle: I see what you did there 😡
MyFutureAhead: Well duh, didn't complete the damn sentence ... that's what she did. 
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1646998147 | 1647023419 | t3_tbo4vi | t5_2to41 | 17 | numerous__papaya: TIFU by not going to my sister's swimming gala
Obligatory "this happened a few years ago."
So my sister is good at swimming, was on the swim team for all of middle and high school. Naturally, one day my parents say its ok if I don't go with them, I can go to my friends house. So now its about midday,... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1647013099 | 1647013703 | t3_tbsrkp | t5_2to41 | 27 | PsychologicalTune439: TIFU by drinking coffee
I’m not normally a coffee drinker solely because it can make me feel more tired and icky but also because it causes explosive diarrhea. Today is my last day at my current job and I thought I’d treat myself with a small coldbrew— coldbrew is less acidic and sometimes I can g... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1647013632 | 1647014258 | t3_tbsy8g | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my gfs s*x videos with her ex
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MysteriousTruck6740: I'm not sure which was fucked harder; your ex, or your writing skills.
ruru_rubbish: Maybe that’s why she hasn’t deleted the videos.
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1647014525 | 1647128493 | t3_tbt9xp | t5_2to41 | 13,832 | LegitimateAd8739: Tifu by pretending to do surgery on my daughter
TL;DR threatened to amputate daughters foot as a joke. Daughter played same joke on much younger sister who didn't understand it was a joke
Two days ago, my ten year old hit her ankle on something. She was in that in between phase where she wasn't sure ... | 11 | 1,257.454545 | |
1647016003 | 1647048965 | t3_tbttiv | t5_2to41 | 23 | Stargazer5781: TIFU by saying something ambiguously racist while playing an improv game
I have a circle of friends that I met doing improv comedy many years ago. Last night of them hosted a little party and we were playing some games.
One of the games was a simple one where four performers go on stage and are the "ora... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1647016355 | 1647017387 | t3_tbtyll | t5_2to41 | 6 | CrazyCrackhead101: TIFU by smoking infront of someone my family knows
Im an average smoker 2 cigs a day i have a set spot my society's kinda isolated from the world like a little bridge leads to it so everyone knows everyone ( most of all ) so i go out to my usual spot and i light up my first one half-way through i fin... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1647017769 | 1647020299 | t3_tbugk2 | t5_2to41 | 69 | sarahlina31: TIFU by sharing a glass of milk with my 4 year old.
My 4 year old and I were sitting in my living room watching a movie eating breakfast and we were sharing a glass of milk. I the glass got to about 1/4 of the way full and I told her that she could have the rest. A few minutes pass and I noticed that she d... | 3 | 23 | |
1647017943 | 1647090021 | t3_tbuiua | t5_2to41 | 8 | AnythingTall8330: TIFU multiple times by falling for a obvious scam
On a throwaway account because I want to throw myself away after realising that I am a clown. (This happened yesterday)
I’m a student (17) working part time right now and decided it was a good time to upgrade my graphics card (Rx 580) Have been waitin... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1646964439 | 1647037531 | t3_tbf9td | t5_2to41 | 38 | Hopmywaytohell: TIFU by getting a strep test
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MightBe_YourDad: TIFU...r mom was way more fun than reading this was
BeanBreak: So kind.
MightBe_YourDad: Thats what it all about really isnt it? Nothing but kindness and sensitivity. Seriously though, you think that was harsh? Damn, that sounded way funnier in my... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1647018618 | 1647038317 | t3_tbus43 | t5_2to41 | 5 | NerdyCooker2: TIFU by making some ramen
It's not that bad of a TIFU, but I still can taste the grossness and so here I am.
So I wanted some Ramen for lunch. Harmless, right? Well we occasionally have "science experiments" in the fridge from leftovers, and I, unaware, used a cleaned container from such experiments, and... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1647019552 | 1647054846 | t3_tbv49v | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a ripped underwear
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realtors-suck: I read the first 2 lines and had to stop…this is dumb.
“Really uncomfortable to play soccer with underwear (boxers)”
What the flying fuck. I’ve played soccer (and many other sports. Baseball, hockey, football, softball, basketball etc.) for 20is... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1647022124 | 1647026496 | t3_tbw67j | t5_2to41 | 57 | log_on_long_con: TIFU by playing a prank on my co-worker/friend.
This actually happened a few years ago before covid.
A few college friends and I got a job at the same rather large company right after graduation. A nice gig where we each had our own office. Our offices had sit/stand desks where the height could be ad... | 3 | 19 | |
1647023963 | 1647027910 | t3_tbwz3n | t5_2to41 | 5 | iiTiffany: Tifu by loosening my dog’s collar to much…
This morning I had to take both of my dogs to the vet to get their nails clipped. While we were sitting there waiting to be taken back I noticed that my younger dog’s (Phantom) collar was a bit to tight. So I loosened it a bit and thought everything was fine. The v... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1647028338 | 1647101857 | t3_tbyj2s | t5_2to41 | 2,407 | Equivalent_Cold_9574: TIFU by ruining an otherwise excellent date by making a shitty joke
yesterday i fucked up and ruined someone's day trying to be a comedian.
so it started with a friend of mine setting me up with the cousin of another friend of his as a half-joke. we talked for two weeks and decided to go on a dat... | 10 | 240.7 | |
1647029199 | 1647035396 | t3_tbyui7 | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: Tifu by letting someone lose their life
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[deleted]: Don't blame yourself OP, nothing you or anyone could of done to prevent the action they took, as another person mentioned it could of been an accidental overdose especially with heroin, talking from personal experience, I missed a call from a very ... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1647028633 | 1647034520 | t3_tbymvv | t5_2to41 | 12 | GraylyFever: TIFU by falling in love with a close friend of mine
Okay, so on December 2021, I (20M) started talking more to this old friend of mine (21F, let's call her B) that I used to see every day back in high school and who has kinda been in my life for the past 4 years, but we weren't really close friends back th... | 4 | 3 | |
1647031373 | 1647056813 | t3_tbzmfm | t5_2to41 | 11,567 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling some customers my coworker worked with me.
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SoLetsReddit: Something like this important does not belong on just a memo. The manager should have been informed and had a staff meeting in person ensuring everyone was aware.
flamingogoeshot: She is a manager herself and she sent in the g... | 15 | 771.133333 | |
1647031735 | 1647035676 | t3_tbzr0j | t5_2to41 | 28 | MemelordDanksalot: Tifu by dumping my newly trans girlfriend
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TragicalFoil333: If you actually did break up because you didn’t want to be with a guy then that’s understandable. But I agree it was a bit selfish that you actually did it for your image. I’m glad you tried to right your wrongs and that you actuall... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1647033572 | 1647129764 | t3_tc0eqq | t5_2to41 | 4,184 | Zaleznikov: TIFU by taking a no.2 at work.
Happened to me earlier today.. 33/M
I decide to go for a dump today at work, after all it's Friday.
As i'm sitting there letting loose, I notice a very warm sensation on my legs. Heated flooring perhaps? No. No, this was different. I look down and see my boxers and jeans com... | 10 | 418.4 | |
1647035441 | 1647055687 | t3_tc12dq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting out of my garage
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bzzybot: You good, he was in the wrong.
KittikatB: How can you possibly tell he was in the wrong from this post?
bzzybot: Easy..OP states, “Something hit my car on the right side”. The bike rider flew over his hood, that guy was going too fast and ran into the car. ... | 6 | 1 | |
1647037295 | 1647061285 | t3_tc1q8u | t5_2to41 | 54 | janeyeee: TIFU by making friends with the wrong person at work
I f*cked everything up. Majorly. Recently, I made buddies with someone at work and told them all my secrets. These secrets involved things I do (shouldn’t do) at work, and I wrote them to my colleague on teams private chat about a month or two ago. These ch... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1647037702 | 1647038004 | t3_tc1v44 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU: Spent 8 years thinking about how to use vladimirputinsucks.com, waited a month and a half too long to actually use it.
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UdntNeed2C: Wow. First world problems.
silversnoopy: 100%. Still annoying though.
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1647037562 | 1647111435 | t3_tc1tct | t5_2to41 | 39 | Mozzee6269: TIFU by photoshopping a receipt
So I (14m) play a game called Clash Royale and every month I usually spend $5 on it(I mean I have the money from gift cards so why not?). Well the last two months my dad has been getting billed, I know this because my dad got an email about it and I had to check my purchase h... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1647038357 | 1647060981 | t3_tc23ia | t5_2to41 | 4,553 | ChaboiAveryhead: TIFU Helping my neighbor fix her computer
This just happened 10 minutes ago and I’m in complete shock. For context I live in a duplex next to a couple (70m and 35w). The woman next door is a bit off like she doesn’t get the social cues when I want to just go inside and stop talking.
So today I get a ... | 10 | 455.3 | |
1647040544 | 1647042175 | t3_tc2atm | t5_2to41 | 7 | raven080068: No that's still confusing/contradictory. Do you mean you *put your notice in* last week but still working there?
doomsday_in_hell: Bro you're overthinking it. Obviously that's what she meant. Shes 17 and probably doesn't have the work experience to know exactly how to word it to fit your narrow understandi... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1647038903 | 1647056733 | t3_tc2ad4 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU my ass let me down
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1Sluggo: I’m gonna cut you a break and say you did not fuck up. As a fellow chronic disease sufferer you cannot control every situation. Shit happens, literally and figuratively, go easy on yourself.
chequeredthrowaway: Hahaha yeah I had a few incidents occur back before I w... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1647039811 | 1647040583 | t3_tc2lun | t5_2to41 | 23 | AlphaShard: TIFU by spacing out during a Scout meeting and saying I knew something I did not actually know.
So about 30 years ago I was in the Boy Scouts, as that is what they were called at the time. Now I have major day dreaming syndrome think JD from Scrubs bad. I also have hearing issues as my left ear was born not... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1647040808 | 1647041638 | t3_tc2xqx | t5_2to41 | 22 | Dreamslayer1984: TIFU making Karen and Kevin fight
Since my last post ended up being a complete failure for me, I bring up a story that can't possibly be seen as being my fault at least not after the initial reaction. This happened about 6 years ago, at a Sam's Club. Before I get into this story I should explain that I... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1647040465 | 1647081043 | t3_tc2ts1 | t5_2to41 | 51 | darkinanotherworld: TIFU when I caused a spider massacre.
I shared this earlier today on a thread but thought it might fit here.
Background: One of my odd talents can be done at night. I can shine a light into a dark field and identify the eye shine of different species of spiders and pinpoint their exact location (no... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1647043109 | 1647130961 | t3_tc3nyl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not properly tossing a mousetrap
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RealPennyMuncher: You put the mousetrap up somewhere or in a closet
MyFavoriteColorIsO: Elaborate? What do you mean by "put up"?
RealPennyMuncher: Like, on a ledge next to your drier. I mean shit we put them up on the workbench in our garage
Mouse can climb... | 5 | 1 | |
1647043234 | 1647196559 | t3_tc3pkn | t5_2to41 | 49 | Eristotle: TIFU by eating my pizza too soon
this just happened an hour ago
so on fridays my daughter and i make pizzas together. i'm sure y'all can relate in being too eager to eat fresh pizza before it sufficiently cools off and as one does i swooped in far too soon and payed for my mistake by burning my mouth. nbd,... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1647044817 | 1647111599 | t3_tc47lu | t5_2to41 | 73 | SurferRosa85: TIFU by forgetting to mail in the marriage license.
Not today’s FU but my sister is on her way to Mexico as we speak and I’m bummed.
My husband and I got married in 2017. When I went to the Social Security office to change my last name, I had the certificate we signed at the ceremony but not the offici... | 7 | 10.428571 | |
1647042447 | 1647113289 | t3_tc3ggg | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a friend who’s grandpa just died a stupid bitch
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rahulthememegod: NTA. You didn't know the context and didn't say it to her so I'd say no harm no foul.
FriendofSnails: Lmao this isnt that sub but I agree. Shit happens.
rahulthememegod: Oh im fuckin dumb.
Swimming-Will-2748: NTD- Not ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1647045876 | 1647050772 | t3_tc4jes | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ok-Elephant-9836: Tifu by being a bit careless while driving
So, let me start off by saying I’m usually a very careful and observant driver. It’s one of the few things I pride myself on. I’m very vigilant abt my mirrors and always keep track of all the cars around me.
But today I was...a little distracted. I won’t ge... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1647050093 | 1647131757 | t3_tc5sss | t5_2to41 | 264 | bw2082: TIFU by accidentally making people in the warehouse think there was an ICE raid.
We have several Spanish speaking workers in the warehouse who are the best workers we have. They were all hired through a temp agency. They have been so nice and dependable that we wanted to extend full time employment to them. I a... | 4 | 66 | |
1647050847 | 1647058471 | t3_tc60w5 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Joshie2112: TIFU by skipping detention.
So this happened today. It actually started when I violated the school uniform (wore a hat) and one teacher gave me detention. But for some reason I wasn't supposed to go until today. So today during lunch this one teacher, who we will call Mr. Opp (because that's exactly what he... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1647051979 | 1647073985 | t3_tc6c9k | t5_2to41 | 11,626 | SpicyPepperDick: TIFU By Beating My Girlfriend at Mario Kart
To describe the FU, I have to start from earlier in the night. I decided that I would be a great bf and make some chicken and rice for my gf for dinner. She asked if she could help, so I asked her to cut up some of the vegetables while I cook the chicken. We ... | 8 | 1,453.25 | |
1647056953 | 1647072489 | t3_tc7ez3 | t5_2to41 | 100 | igraywolf: Hilarious sir/madam. Mormons are experts at finding ways to descriminate without punishment. They could simply make his job hell until he quits.
Thee_Amateur: Right… good edit to 1st comment.
2nd I stand by what I said. Mormons aren’t going to risk the lawsuit if the person is respectful.
I see no rea... | 28 | 3.571429 | |
1647056331 | 1647057158 | t3_tc7koe | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU For making an Uber Driver lose their job
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Rainbow62993: 1. Click bait title.
2. You can't get an UberEats driver fired - they're not employees.
3. UberEats wouldn't deactivate an account over something so insanely mild, lol.
NekoKYN: My work has had 3 fired for sexual harassment, sexual ass... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1647061250 | 1647063905 | t3_tc8wyb | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU for by not realizing his preference for Asian women
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MustangSallyD: Shut up
gzlovesyou: 2nd
averagejoe0202: 3rd
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1647066059 | 1647066652 | t3_tca62u | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing hearing protection on a gun range.
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loc_nessmonster0: Lmao that’s a straight up lie that they don’t provide compensation for hearing loss, my roommate is literally an audiologist in the military and she’s patients daily who have claims of hearing loss for the army. You can get co... | 4 | 1 | |
1647064513 | 1647066887 | t3_tc9rit | t5_2to41 | 67 | dragonfett: TIFU by using my customers bathroom
This actually happened today (technically because I am posting this at 11:55 pm) I work for a company that provides services for cleaning carpets, rugs, tile & grout, and upholstery. This particular customer I had was getting their upholstery cleaned before they moved... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1647068642 | 1647073130 | t3_tcasl0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Musical_Pisces_12: TIFU by accidentally called my bfs mom old
I just want to preface that I’ve only ever met her briefly one time on Christmas before this happened and this happened a couple weeks ago.
I (16f)was at my trades school on a Saturday, as I am every week, and was just waiting for my bf (18m) to show up. I ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1647069141 | 1647071619 | t3_tcawr5 | t5_2to41 | 42 | peanut15951: TIFU by Accidentally Serenading a Customer
So, I'm a delivery guy. Food, specifically, and the delivery app we use to perform this function has some issues, namely with calling.
Calling a customer is pretty fast and easy, one button and you're ringing. The problem comes in when/if they have to call ba... | 6 | 7 | |
1647069653 | 1647117237 | t3_tcb0yj | t5_2to41 | 67 | saphokinnie: TIFU by inhaling laxatives.
I have chronic constipation, and up until today, I hadn't taken a shit in 3 days. In my top drawer, I have a bottle of off-brand laxatives and I decided it was time to unscrew these poop pills and have them plop me. The issue is that over time, they get stuck together, to fix th... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1647072587 | 1647085242 | t3_tcbptf | t5_2to41 | 16 | tula23: TIFU by finding the girl of my dreams then traveling to the other side of the world
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ZoeyDean: Do the internship. If she's really the girl of your dreams she would want you to chase yours. A man of determination is a man worth waiting for.
Fingers crossed for you and your girl!
tula23: Thanks for you... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1647073362 | 1647120618 | t3_tcbw5r | t5_2to41 | 6,941 | Wild_Quantity_6631: Tifu by sending a scammer my dick pic. She said she’s going to send it to all my Instagram followers
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Capable-Site-301: This is the best way to deal with situations like this. If scammers are like "Give me money, or all your friends and family are going to see you naked!" I'd just be like "... | 13 | 533.923077 | |
1647075670 | 1647077272 | t3_tccfug | t5_2to41 | 48 | [deleted]: TIFU by answering my wife’s question honestly
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IrishJesusDude: A day with a child isn't necessarily a nice day, I'd consider a day at work (my office job anyway) less actual work that looking after a very young kid
kellylc: He said the kid was at nursery though
IrishJesusDude: "walk with baby". The... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1647076821 | 1647149200 | t3_tccpd8 | t5_2to41 | 5,925 | Bluejay-chirps: TIFU by taking a walk on a bridge at 3am
This just happened minutes ago and I’m typing this as I slink back to my apartment..
I’m biologically nocturnal.
I just am! I have something called “delayed sleep wake phase syndrome”, meaning my internal clock is all out of whack. I typically fall asleep arou... | 10 | 592.5 | |
1647076304 | 1647083362 | t3_tccl5o | t5_2to41 | 15 | throwawayxoxoxoxxoo: TIFU by making my friend cry because I did an*l
Obligatory, this happened a few years ago. I was recently rewatching Euphoria in preparation for the season two finale. I had been relating pretty hard to Cassie but took comfort in the fact that I had never done what she did in season two. Until one ... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1647077833 | 1647078769 | t3_tccxhl | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU Not telling my girlfriend I relapsed
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blood-soaked-earth: homie youre not clean. you know that.
how2ruinyolife: It is a struggle I don’t wish on my worst enemy
blood-soaked-earth: i know. and i don't mean to come down on you. im not trying to talk shit at all.
i know your struggle. but you kno... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1647078248 | 1647087869 | t3_tcd0ts | t5_2to41 | 76 | ZeroOrgasms: TIFU going back to her place
Throwaway because my original Reddit account is too identifiable for my liking.
Last night I (22m) went on my first tinder date in ages. For the purpose of this post I'll name my date "Kim". She's only 19 years old, which put me off at first, not gonna lie, but we had really ... | 8 | 9.5 | |
1647080362 | 1647117429 | t3_tcdixp | t5_2to41 | 1,115 | klauseius: TIFU By scarring an 8-year-old girl
yesterday begins like any Friday, it's my day off and I'm chilling with friends. at about 14:00 my mother tells me that friend A's mother is inviting us to dinner, and I tell her that I would love to go but I've been having diarrhea problems and that if comes a situation w... | 5 | 223 | |
1647074081 | 1647086291 | t3_tcc2ae | t5_2to41 | 6 | _ddross_: TIFU by being scammed and lost 100 buck
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DraggingMyBallsZ: It is a common thing with african scammers. They have different scamming schemes that, even when they fail scamming money, gets them to have at least enough to steal identities and social media accounts to be made under people's names. Sadly,... | 3 | 2 | |
1647087469 | 1647124614 | t3_tcf8qy | t5_2to41 | 657 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling 12 feet while trying to take my son to pee
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Pennywise37: I cannot stop myself from chuckling a bit whenever people in US injure themselves but calling an ambulance is never an option.
I hope you get better soon, for that high of a fall you ended up pretty fine.
Hookem-Horns: My wif... | 4 | 164.25 | |
1647089613 | 1647089968 | t3_tcfsys | t5_2to41 | 28 | rudraaksh24: TIFU by sending my Tinder match an NSFW meme
I had matched with this girl about a week ago, and we met up once and hit it off.
So now we'd been chatting a bit, and she isn't that great of a texter so i usually started our conversations with either memes or my cat's pics.
Today someone in my friends' gro... | 4 | 7 | |
1647090942 | 1647110396 | t3_tcg6fb | t5_2to41 | 296 | fishofbucket: TIFU by having a common first name
This happened last night, enjoy.
So, I have a very common name. My country has many common names and mine is one of them. It doesn't matter too often, sometimes you turn around when someone else is shouting and look a bit awkward, sometimes you never even notice, since ... | 5 | 59.2 | |
1647097356 | 1647108512 | t3_tci6pr | t5_2to41 | 8,286 | dirkdiggler2000_: TIFU by flying across country to see girl; ended up in bed with identical twin sister instead.
I (m21) met some girl over Christmas break, as I was back in my college town for work over the break and she (F20) was back there visiting her family over break… we hit it off immediately, I find out she is ... | 11 | 753.272727 | |
1647097774 | 1647117297 | t3_tcibuo | t5_2to41 | 17,334 | Coach_Katastrophe: TIFU By mentioning that my Ex-Girlfriend exists
Content warning: Menstruation
Less than an hour ago.
My (26M) girlfriend of almost 2 years (24F) is on her period and comes over for the night.
I'm making some dinner for her while she talks about stuff she saw on Twitter regarding men not understan... | 15 | 1,155.6 | |
1647100653 | 1647103086 | t3_tcjbbw | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost making my sister choke to death
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jneum80: I’m glad she’s ok. What was the joke?
No-Vacation3305: I want the joke too!
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1647103170 | 1647119986 | t3_tck73f | t5_2to41 | 59 | univoxer: TIFU by accidentally ruining my 5-year-old's favorite show
This just happened a few minutes ago. So, there's this kids show called Blippi. It's basically a grown ass man running around acting like a toddler and pretending to "learn" basic preschool stuff like shapes and colors. My kids have watched it for yea... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1647107418 | 1647121416 | t3_tcmt6x | t5_2to41 | 55 | Emergency-Custard176: TIFU by trying to search google for weird answers to questions in my head, the result is a lot more questions
Just to note this was not today, but earlier in the week.
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So, a few days ago I was chilling, watching tv. nothing exciting, anyway my phone had run out of battery and I real... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1647108242 | 1647113785 | t3_tcn3tm | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by spraying bathroom cleaner DIRECTLY into my genitalia.
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jane_beee: But why does your dick smell so bad in the first place?
NoSwimmer8864: 😂😂that's what I'm saying and why is OP so concerned about sister smelling his dick.
ethanthejedi: it's a fungal infection I take pills for but the smell... | 7 | 6 | |
1647111183 | 1647111422 | t3_tco4f6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being rude to a call center representative
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nerdify42: Hahaha was it asking you to set up a new PIN that second time?
cheesymel0n6: No it definitely was asking for the original PIN lol.
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1647112327 | 1647119958 | t3_tcoik3 | t5_2to41 | 181 | cheesymel0n6: TIFU by being rude to a call center representative
Still dying of embarrassment since this happened less than an hour ago but still laughing my ass off...
I called an automated system to activate my new debit card and it needed my PIN # and I thought SHIT, I have no idea what that is since I never use it... | 5 | 36.2 | |
1647117104 | 1647170781 | t3_tcq61t | t5_2to41 | 6 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU by touching his butt
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No_Transportation138: Suck his dick
ajsawesomeanimals: go from point A to point B, not from point A to point D
No_Transportation138: But point D to point A is where it's at
Weird-Buffalo-3169: A to M
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1647119414 | 1647172344 | t3_tcqyab | t5_2to41 | 52 | lunatoons291: TIFU by not researching edible doses before eating one in California
I’m in LA on a business trip and thought it would be fun to go to a dispensary. My schedule was just way too busy though, so I ended up ordering something for delivery, some vapes, a couple pre-rolls, and some gummy edibles. I don’t usua... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1647118658 | 1647119638 | t3_tcqorc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting off the fire alarm at my boarding school at 3:30am
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jayprov: I’m sorry that you’re so frightened. If you’re in the US, can you get a prescription for low-dose edibles instead? Long term, vaping isn’t good for you.
smittywabablababerry: I’m in the US - I probably could do that. I’ve b... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1647120307 | 1656647604 | t3_tcr8n1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | HelpMe200430: TIFU by lying on a resume
I applied to a scholarship for 5,000 that required an interview. Seems great, I did the application, everything necessary. Then I remembered I still had conversational German on my resume.
I had that there because I first made it for a class and added that there because I could... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1647121528 | 1647122045 | t3_tcrnf8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Dudedoor: TIFU by Not Fixing my Hair Before School
So, this actually happened a couple of months ago.
For some background, I am a seventh-grader, part of my school's Academic Team, and a brainiac. Yes, I know a lot of stuff.
Let's start the story though. I had just transferred to an advanced math class, before that I... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1647121773 | 1647128198 | t3_tcrqhg | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realising the baby monitor was on when having dinner with friends
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builtbybama_rolltide: You didn’t fuck up your wife fucked up. And as a woman she’s only backtracking her comments now that she was busted. I guarantee she meant everything she said.
Case in point my husband’s cousin’s g... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1647124085 | 1647125750 | t3_tcsi8o | t5_2to41 | 14 | SomeParanoidAndroid: TIFU by mistaking my friend's GF with another girl
**The setting:** Me and the guys went on a day road trip and we invited one of our friend's GF to join in order to meet her first time.
**The backstory:** They had (hopefully *still* *have*) a relationship going on for about a couple of months. Th... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1647124121 | 1647129718 | t3_tcsinx | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing the 6 cops who showed up to me half naked and covered in blood on the floor of a hotel lobby didn't think I was the hero I felt like I was supposed to be
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Valuable_Onion3693: Didn’t get past paragraph two, sounds made up 🥱
Fancy-Pen-1984: Then OP is a great writer.
TooHonestImAfra... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1647121745 | 1647128905 | t3_tcrq4e | t5_2to41 | 39 | Outside_Cod667: TIFU by introducing my mom to quordle right before a funeral.
For those of you unfamiliar with quordle, it is a version of wordle where you have to guess 4 separate words. It's infuriating and addicting.
We attended a funeral this morning and I hitch a ride with my parents. It's about an hour drive.... | 3 | 13 | |
1647125719 | 1647139371 | t3_tct24n | t5_2to41 | 36 | The_Grizz94: TIFU By having a headache [NSFW]
My gf (24f) and I (27m) are generally active and usually do it about once a week when we get a chance (not currently living together and a lot of other factors, but if we were living together we would be more active).
We haven't done the deed in the past couple of weeks be... | 6 | 6 | |
1647124901 | 1647232094 | t3_tcssev | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost peeing myself during the SAT
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JotaMarioRevival: Do not min/max at life dude. I've seen people tanking their dream career by making exactly what you are doing. Take less drugs to improve your performance and focus on training. Doping works only if you already in your limits of possibil... | 3 | 3 | |
1647125719 | 1647138760 | t3_tct24v | t5_2to41 | 23 | vieldside: TIFU by asking a girl to send me her share of the bill from last night
I (21M) went out with this girl (20F) that I fancy . We met at a house party once in october and we had good chemistry and then we met at a club a few weeks after that too. Anyways, she broke up with her boyfriend a few weeks or a month s... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1647124794 | 1647143529 | t3_tcsr3s | t5_2to41 | 36 | TachyQueen: TIFU by taking off my sunglasses
I have the misfortune of having an inflammatory eye disease. Usually it’s not a problem and my meds keep it under control, but sometimes my eyes go full on satan for a couple of weeks. My eyes will become extremely painful and light sensitive, and more often than not blood v... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1647127063 | 1647130075 | t3_tcti5y | t5_2to41 | 6 | qquackie: TIFU I almost traumatized two 14 year olds because I wanted to show them cute hamsters
Obligatory this happened years ago. I was sitting at the dining table with my parents, younger sister and her friend. I love hamsters a lot, and am quite knowledgeable & passionate about them and their care. Pretty muc... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1647128621 | 1647274781 | t3_tctzxj | t5_2to41 | 185 | lustyvenom: TIFU My gf turned into Horny Robin Scherbatsky from 'How I met ur Mom' after being rejected
Basically, my girlfriend (ex) texted me day before this valentines to say we can't sleep together anymore, and we shall be only friends.
I broken hearted agreed.
Then a few days later said, let's meet for a lunch.
I ... | 6 | 30.833333 | |
1647129389 | 1647390095 | t3_tcu8lm | t5_2to41 | 1,963 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to have a simple, cute bathtime with my BF
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sophicsophia: I keep the lid closed on the toilet at all times and this is just one of many reasons. There’s always next time!
Edit: It’s easy for me to remember because I close it before flushing. (Habit stacking helps memory, but I actual... | 9 | 218.111111 | |
1647129605 | 1647131449 | t3_tcub2e | t5_2to41 | 18 | _ameal_: TIFU by reading a reddit post about some person's cat
isnt reading funny. you can read something and it can just stick there in your mind forever, especially when you dont want it to. the more you try to get rid of it the more it will stick; you are completely helpless in the face of knowledge you do not want ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1647131933 | 1647133016 | t3_tcv0rc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost burning down my apartment.
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MtnDewChic420: I feel you! I did that twice doing the same thing!
aye_non: I have basically been using a ceramic planter that a plant used to be in (but is now just dirt) as an ashtray. Not a good idea, I guess.
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1647138128 | 1647141079 | t3_tcvw24 | t5_2to41 | 103 | IOwnTheShortBus: You have a few days, tome to give your spying parents some more gold footage!! You know your mom was just insecure you can suck dicm better than her.
Leela_bring_fire: This is terrible advice and you sound super immature.
IOwnTheShortBus: F off, OP should be proud of their sexuality you bigot.
Leela_br... | 9 | 11.444444 | |
1647136639 | 1647141018 | t3_tcwfcm | t5_2to41 | 117 | Richard_A_Smasher: TIFU by getting overpaid for almost 8 years
So obviously the real fuck up started some almost 8 years ago but I found out today about it. So I'm an Army Reserve officer and have been for almost 8 years. Today while trying to figure out why my most recent paycheck from them was so low, I discovered I ... | 12 | 9.75 | |
1647139544 | 1647141287 | t3_tcx9iq | t5_2to41 | 23 | Swaggyg2223: TIFU by sending my MIL furry porn
Just happened like 30 minutes ago to me.
So, not going to get into the details but my SO and I are major furries and into so pretty weird things.I was waiting in the car at around 3pm today for my SO to get out of the store and saving some things from reddit on my phone ... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1647140378 | 1647141158 | t3_tcxhrg | t5_2to41 | 4 | CantSayIDidntWarnU: TIFU by sexting the wrong becca.
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shadesofwolves: So....where's the fuck up then?
CantSayIDidntWarnU: In knowing that the universe will exact a horrible payment from me some day to balance the scales of what should have been a disastrous event.
shadesofwolves: Not really, no.
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1647141075 | 1647141960 | t3_tcxp43 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Ary_V: TIFU by being infatuated with a stripper
Hey guys, if you can't tell, this story is about a stripper. I(18M) recently went to a strip club in Florida with friends, we've never gone, and we were in Florida, so it was kind of like why the hell not. The two friends who I went with to the club were, let's say a litt... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1647141194 | 1647159855 | t3_tcxqat | t5_2to41 | 103 | merbieferbie: TIFU by making tomato soup
For starters, I LOVE tomato soup. It’s one of my favorites, and pairing it with grilled cheese on a snowy or rainy day just has a special feeling to it: cozy, like hot chocolate or tea by a fireplace.. anyway, I decided I would make some grilled cheeses and tomato soup because t... | 8 | 12.875 | |
1647143152 | 1647152538 | t3_tcy9d2 | t5_2to41 | 134 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my bf about 2 girls he cheated on me with
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PuddinPoptastic: Unhealthy.
xoLittle-Laceyxo: This. Screams toxicity. Girl, I mean this with respect, and as gently as possible…. HE IS GOING TO CHEAT AGAIN. Don’t be surprised if it’s with ol’ perkytitz.
daydreamingintrovert: "ol' perkytitz"... | 4 | 33.5 | |
1647142353 | 1647227584 | t3_tcy1p4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by not emptying the closet
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jayprov: He 100% told your mom.
[deleted]: I figured that was a definite possibility. I refuse to be embarrassed about my mom potentially knowing my kinks though considering I’ve at least never enjoyed reading fifty shades of grey like her
jayprov: No, it’s ok. There... | 4 | 2 | |
1647150196 | 1647360621 | t3_td059b | t5_2to41 | -17 | shanedawsonincarnate: TIFU by accidentally Shane Dawson-ing my cat
I was planning on masturbating alone in my room (as I almost always do) but my cat was being a real bitch and just scratching on the door begging to come in. I get too annoyed to let her continue, so I eventually let her in just to stop the noise.
E... | 4 | -4.25 | |
1647150582 | 1647169579 | t3_td08sy | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU letting a guy rub on me, now girlfriend is mad at me
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Everythingn0w: You’re gf is an idiot. It’s just a dance and you were wasted. Everyone does stupid shit when they’re wasted and if it bothered her so much she could have come over to check on you.
cavalinolido: Ah yes the bois will be bois li... | 9 | 7.888889 | |
1647150810 | 1647152286 | t3_td0au0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being angry with someone who might’ve been trying to protect me
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hairynutzndik: I’m not reading this post again. Just so you know John is a millionaire with a huge schlong and has a heart of gold
Educational-Let-1027: Are you joking or being serious?
hairynutzndik: Why would I lie? I know hi... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1647151813 | 1647230153 | t3_td0kb2 | t5_2to41 | 155 | SublightMonster: TIFU by not reading signs, getting my bike locked up
There are bike parking areas all around my neighborhood. Most of them work by having you push your front wheel in, after which a lock clicks shut on it. You do your stuff, then when you’re done you go to a little payment box, type in your space numbe... | 7 | 22.142857 | |
1647143502 | 1647162001 | t3_tcycwg | t5_2to41 | 2 | DoomTay: TIFU by immediately dropping everything for a newly assigned task instead of finishing what I was currently working on
Thursday was a nightmare. I had a plan to fix a customer's PC in a way that wouldn't require a fresh install. But while I was in the middle of getting it rolling, another big-ass project got d... | 3 | 0.666667 |
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