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1647355250 | 1647383450 | t3_teqisn | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my apartment building’s janitor the wrong farewell
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HateBananas17: Nothing you should apologize for. He should also know you meant good.
Kidg33k: Agreed
nopedy-dopedy: Agreed. Having said what he said, he probably took it as a good moment to make a joke/jab at HR because,,, too much ... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1647356137 | 1647393551 | t3_tequ56 | t5_2to41 | 42,028 | waterjockey0: TIFU by having sex with my friend
This FU happened three days ago, it’s kinda long, tl;dr at the bottom.
So a little over a week ago I broke up with my girlfriend for reasons I won’t get into, but I still had feelings for her and it was mutual. I also had a group of friends who were trying to cheer me up... | 19 | 2,212 | |
1647356560 | 1647361376 | t3_teqzxr | t5_2to41 | 12 | Mr-Game-Videos: TIFu by not properly backing up my files
To understand my pain, You first have to know that I achieve EVERYTHING, from dumb notes to backups of my old Windows partition and ISOs for many different operating systems. I do this on my NAS, an old PC with a 3x3TB HDD Raid 5 (this means I get \~5.5TB of reco... | 4 | 3 | |
1647357610 | 1647366099 | t3_terdxc | t5_2to41 | 27 | ShadowCourier: TIFU by leaving my hotel balcony door unlocked
So I arrived in Chattanooga for work yesterday. Now for context i travel for work a lot around the south east as i climb cell towers to install radio antennas etc. so normally when I’m away from home I bring my PlayStation with me. Solely for the reason that... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1647361368 | 1647364636 | t3_tessmp | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming homeless.
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honestignorance: 5 days notice? Are you in the US? I thought every state required 30 days
onestrongmama: I am in the US. In the state of Louisiana, landlords can give a 5 day notice to vacate. I don’t think the 30 day rule applies everywhere. I thought it was 30 days too ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1647362168 | 1647367367 | t3_tet3ad | t5_2to41 | 53 | gropingbitch: Tifu by groping my english teacher.
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541pnw916: I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for 500 please Alex.
SenorAsssHat: DAILY DOUBLE! Your question: Tell me you are a virgin without telling me you are a virgin!
541pnw916: What is…this is OP right now.
xoLittle-Lacey... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1647363131 | 1647484770 | t3_tetgdd | t5_2to41 | 653 | beigebags: TIFU by forcing my sister to leave her marriage and making her homelesswith my nephew?
I Forced my sister to leave her marriage and now she’s homeless with her child
Hello! First time posting here so forgive me if I made any mistake.
Almost 3 years ago, I noticed my sister was losing too much weight and... | 10 | 65.3 | |
1647363965 | 1647373844 | t3_tetuu0 | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing from Mcdonalds.
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moistlyhard: Maybe post this somewhere else if you’re seeking real advice? That’s shitty fuck that place.
[deleted]: Like where? I posted to Antiwork too maybe they can help. Idk where to post it lol, maybe r/advice? I am asking for advice but, i’m mainly just ranti... | 6 | 12 | |
1647365527 | 1647366759 | t3_teuiug | t5_2to41 | 41 | BadpupDad: TIFU by kicking one of our dogs
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RudeSprinkles1240: I'm probably going to be downvoted, but I don't care. I think you need to have your dog euthanized. He's dangerous, and going to hurt someone.
opschief0299: Unpleasant truth
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1647365813 | 1647374925 | t3_teumo5 | t5_2to41 | 46 | PE_Throwaway1: TIFU by PEing in my roommates room
Bros, fellas, guys... I am needing to vent.
This shit has JUST happened to me lmao and I'm dying. Plz someone tell me its okay and I'm okay
TLDR: My roommate who moved out came back randomly and saw a man bettering himself in his old room
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So, I have bee... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1647367513 | 1647373286 | t3_tevg2c | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU by not practicing how to use a diva cup
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Andiehkin: First off he shouldn’t be looking at your crotch nor do you own him an explanation. I can almost guarantee you’ll go to work tomorrow and everything will be fine and no one will have realized anything was off. Sorry you had a terrible experien... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1647370634 | 1647373780 | t3_tewvdx | t5_2to41 | 41 | LFresh2010: TIFU by accidentally blowing up my washer because of a pillow
This happened late last night/early this morning. I was washing my kid’s bedding, and I decided his memory foam pillow look kind of gross. So I threw it in the wash with his sheet set, turned on the washer, and thought nothing of it. During the ... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1647372306 | 1647392418 | t3_texo5w | t5_2to41 | 7,097 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my tenant's son
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[deleted]: This sounds less like your fuckup than maybe his. And his mom sounds maybe a little off-kilter if only because she flipped out before she knew for sure her son was there with you.
I don’t think you owe her an apology. He’s an adult, you’re an adult... | 21 | 337.952381 | |
1647373875 | 1647431735 | t3_teydf5 | t5_2to41 | 44 | hufflehugs: TIFU by trying to make an accurate RPG encounter and possibly getting the Ohioan police notified of my existence
So, I'm gonna be running a small RPG campaign with my friends online. The big part of it will be set in Dexter City, Ohio—we like using real locations because it's a lot easier for us to kind of ... | 4 | 11 | |
1647374022 | 1647437970 | t3_teygfk | t5_2to41 | 36 | VadaPav214: TIFU by enganging in premarital h*ndholding
Okay, to start it off, i must make it clear that most indian parents are very conservative. The thought of their child dating is weird for them. Especially when their child is a teen. Like me.
So for some background, me and my boyfriend are both 18, attend the sa... | 4 | 9 | |
1647376761 | 1647377243 | t3_tezqwl | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing multiple girls the day i broke up
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Agile-Unit-9705: Oh to be a teen again...
Reddoraptor: Oh to be young and to feel love’s keen sting…
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1647377129 | 1647548300 | t3_tezvtj | t5_2to41 | 32 | ycr007: TIFU by referencing the KGB motto
Being in QA all my career I’m fond of using phrase or idioms that bring across the importance of software testing or quality assurance. Amongst the several catchy, long or overtly contrived phrases one has been by go-to phrase that is short, succinct and really packs a punch. T... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1647380469 | 1647394896 | t3_tf14yl | t5_2to41 | 55 | ThinBear3852: TIFU by forgetting how to talk to colleagues since working from home
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[deleted]: I was having really bad anxiety about being in person again, like I would get diarrhea from the anxiety. Not even anxious about getting sick, just overthinking because its been so long, but I talked to a therapist an... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1647381059 | 1647389468 | t3_tf1cxd | t5_2to41 | 7 | Confident-Mistake-29: TIFU: Told my boss there's a 99.9% possibility I'll be back at my job next year
So, the low down on my mistake: I've been depressed and adjusting to a new job at which I have not been happy. Have had some struggles with co-worker relationship where we are supposed to do half/half of work and often... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1647374346 | 1647384068 | t3_teypas | t5_2to41 | 20 | freecain: TIFU by almost burning down my parents kitchen
Okay, this happened years ago, but honestly, not long enough ago for this to be understandable. I was home right after graduating college and working retail. As a result, my hours were kind of random. My mom had made tacos the night before, and I decided to heat ... | 4 | 5 | |
1647384382 | 1647426915 | t3_tf2l88 | t5_2to41 | 4,145 | GrandMasterCoochie: TIFU by pulling up an anal site while looking for bidets in front of my parents.
This FU happened quite literally 10 minutes ago, and I’m now sitting in my bed trying to get over it.
I (18M) am helping my parents renovate our house (kitchens and bathrooms) and we decided to look for stuff for the b... | 8 | 518.125 | |
1647386627 | 1647389594 | t3_tf3egv | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing my sister while we were drinking together
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Massive_Bookkeeper84: Alcohol always leads to stupid.
Evan0196: Meh. It's never made me kiss my siblings.
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1647389709 | 1647444799 | t3_tf4h5v | t5_2to41 | 77 | OranguPanda: TIFU by digging a li'l too deep in the shower
This literally just happened. I'm preparing for a shower with a wee bit of a wank. My wife and I have a 3-month-old, so any alone time I can get is generally to bathe.
I'm firing up some NSFW subreddits and going at it dry like a dummy. After a minute or two,... | 7 | 11 | |
1647389714 | 1647393039 | t3_tf4h7v | t5_2to41 | 27 | lizard-_-brain: TIFU by not muting notification before doing a presentation.
Yeah, I didn't mute my notifications before presenting and my phone paired with my laptop in the middle of the presentation. Just to give you a mental image of myself I'm a 23 year old, 6 foot man. I was at one of the key parts where I was tr... | 3 | 9 | |
1647392083 | 1647392549 | t3_tf59nr | t5_2to41 | 51 | Itchy_Word_1523: TIFU by flirting with guy I just met.
Btw before I start this is my first post on TIFU so don't be harsh on me ok? also English isn't my first language, just saying :p
So this did actually happen today and I met this guy that I bearly know. From the start I noticed that he was more flirty towards me s... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1647392425 | 1647394724 | t3_tf5dr7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | MrButttMuncher: TIFU by breaking the vanity in the bathroom.
So, happened few minutes ago. My mom is mad at me. Long story. We are currently doing kitchen renovations and therefore do not having a sink in the kitchen to wash the dishes. Therefore, meanwhile, we use sink the bathroom. I was washing utensils and othe... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1647393059 | 1647443470 | t3_tf5lck | t5_2to41 | 193 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing what dry cold air, sweat and blowing wind can do to nipples.
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Meow_Meow_Meow_Mew: I find you incredibly sexy. Just my type.
Bbqandspurs: Great, another man/woman/nonbinary.....or if going by your username, cat, thats a bleeding nipple fetishist. What have i unleased upon the worl... | 7 | 27.571429 | |
1647394537 | 1647398606 | t3_tf62mr | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiring a registered sex offender to mow my lawn.
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wildadragon: Over 10 years ago and 1 incident without knowing more details it could have been any number of things(some peoplehave been put on the registry for just peeing on a tree in a park with kids in the vicinity), how is someone suppose... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1647398674 | 1647403910 | t3_tf7e9e | t5_2to41 | -21 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking my sext and cockblocking myself
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TexMeta: I told my ex I really wanted to fuck her mom. She probably doesn’t like that, but she never made a big deal about it.
Edit: her mom is really hot, and as she gets older she looks more like her mom and also more attractive. They’re peopl... | 7 | -3 | |
1647398737 | 1647400967 | t3_tf7f1e | t5_2to41 | 64 | n8saces: TIFU X 2
TIFU. Yep, it happened now.
I've worked on many of my cars, nothing major, but I can at least change my breaks, oil, I've even changed out a radiator once. So I'm not a dummy when it comes to cars, but I can hold my own.
My wife kept getting on me about checking the oil on our car because it was b... | 4 | 16 | |
1647400340 | 1647456582 | t3_tf7xaw | t5_2to41 | 5 | Beautiful_Fishing569: TIFU for stealing money from my parents
This happened when I was younger. A local store had a Itachi figure from Naruto and I really wanted it, but it was like 500 bucks. i was poor at the time so there was no way that I would get it. One day I went into my parents room and they had this little bo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1647401658 | 1647439582 | t3_tf8bl2 | t5_2to41 | 87 | Kirbytofu: TIFU by ignoring my phone.
Boy, this one hurts to tell. For context, I am of the minimum legal age required to work where I live, and I’m still in high school. This also happened entirely today.
So I got my first job at this local food shop a few months ago to make some extra money for things I wanted to bu... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1647402992 | 1647403253 | t3_tf8pop | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my tenant's son
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_Xyreo_: The format is still messup up, see what you have to do is copy paste that text again, and delete the weird paragraph.
Edit : Here I made it into paragraphs https://www.reddit.com/user/\_Xyreo\_/comments/tf8rho/test/
Troubleinthevalley: What the heck a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1647403642 | 1647409519 | t3_tf8woi | t5_2to41 | 1,962 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my gf pass out while doing the deed
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[deleted]: I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard, but it definitely did lmfaoooo
Rhinosaurus_Rex86: Also died laughing and I have no idea why
[deleted]: I think it was the “I thought i killed you” comment. There’s a Futurama reference in ther... | 7 | 280.285714 | |
1647404348 | 1647416599 | t3_tf93ut | t5_2to41 | 1,970 | zenlon: TIFU by showering my inlaws in sex toys
Obligatory this did not happen today, but about six months ago.
The shame seems to have finally dissipated and I'm ready to share it with you all.
Some back story for starters.
A few years ago, my wife and I bought our first home. It was the definition of a "fixer up... | 6 | 328.333333 | |
1647405368 | 1647406157 | t3_tf9e2h | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to flirt with my friend and accidentally giving her PTSD instead
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promonalg: Sorry to be frank but you sexually harassed her..
A-dog-named-Trouble: *assaulted
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1647406596 | 1647429102 | t3_tf9q0p | t5_2to41 | 7 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU by not putting more effort into a school activity
My school has this really stupid thing where all of us seniors are paired with freshmen. I go to an all girls high school, and it's like this senior sister-freshman sister sort of deal. All of the seniors have a freshman sister, regardless of ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1647409700 | 1647412635 | t3_tfajqe | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by having shower, sex and flooding the hotel room.
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cloudcreeek: TIL cumming too fast saves lives
WEEEBBER9999: And money
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1647413349 | 1647449305 | t3_tfbfeq | t5_2to41 | 3,066 | clocsta2: TIFU by getting too horny while babysitting
Obligatory not today, but yesterday afternoon. Also the title is not what you think.
So yesterday I had agreed to babysit 2 of my younger brothers (aged 6 and 8) while my parents went out to take another brother to a doctors appointment. Nothing too out of the ordi... | 11 | 278.727273 | |
1647414924 | 1647437543 | t3_tfbsl0 | t5_2to41 | 9,393 | jerk_17: TIFU By falling asleep while going down on my GF
Obligated this happened about a week ago. So I usually work 10-12 hour days I am In great shape so after work I usually go to the gym and work out ; (all though in hindsight walking and standing for 10-12 hours should be considered a good enough workout.)
Fast... | 14 | 670.928571 | |
1647415627 | 1647476135 | t3_tfbyg4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | kragrogg: TIFU by cutting in line and then arguing with people over why I don't need to be in queue
I was at airport waiting at food court for my flight. Needed water so went one of the restaurants. There was a line but I felt I was only getting a bottle of water so its ok to just go to the counter and get a bottle, pa... | 5 | 2 | |
1647419470 | 1647423970 | t3_tfcub8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my boyfriend with my best friend
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Kayback2: Is there a chance it could lead to something? Cos if you want to pursue it then don't string your BF along. If it isn't, it was your mistake, deal with it yourself don't make your BF's life miserable over it.
No judgement, that's how ... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1647423269 | 1647423845 | t3_tfdqeq | t5_2to41 | 17 | shrimps420: TIFU by becoming the school tooter
This is kind of mild but it plagues me.
Today I was walking to my 6th period. The mood is relaxed. I’m looking at the trees the birds the clouds, the general ambiance, not really thinking about picking my feet up when I walk, I’m just sort of lazily trudging along. Life ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1647422849 | 1647465209 | t3_tfdmt2 | t5_2to41 | 257 | Vestty: TIFU by sticking my fingers where I shouldn't
This was yesterday, but I didn't feel like typing this out at the hospital.
So yesterday was a regular day in the morning, went to work like usual. I work at a company that makes plastic windows for houses. At one point during the manufacturing process, you have to... | 4 | 64.25 | |
1647423787 | 1647464790 | t3_tfdutv | t5_2to41 | 10,949 | nagumi: TIFU by not assuming all children are suicidal and hitting a four-year-old with my car.
Obligatory "This happened to me like 4 weeks ago."
So I was driving down the street, turned left. As I complete the turn I'm going into a crosswalk, all this at very low speed, when a 4 year old runs out into the crosswalk ... | 16 | 684.3125 | |
1647424476 | 1647425083 | t3_tfe0i8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting golden showered at a waterpark.
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oogly24: This is clickbait.
Fit-Card-8925: Only my second post still getting the hang of reddit hahaha my bad
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1647430605 | 1647433010 | t3_tfflyj | t5_2to41 | 6 | linnuy: Tifu by knocking out my nose piercing
So 2 weeks ago I got a nose piercing it was a nose screw
I clean my nose piercing every morning and every night and sometimes during the day if I have free time
Today I was cleaning it as usual, it was really early in the morning and I was still pretty tired (btw when I ... | 3 | 2 | |
1647432509 | 1647454858 | t3_tfg5wb | t5_2to41 | 2,843 | NoTime2Breathe: TIFU when I eavesdropped on a couple using sign language (update?)
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Harry_Gorilla: Contact your mother first.
“This crazy woman is about to call you to tattle on me and try to blame me for her own lapse of judgement…”
ArltheCrazy: Probably not call…
Harry_Gorilla: Idk how young people commun... | 6 | 473.833333 | |
1647433526 | 1647434686 | t3_tfghka | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a hook up chance
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MagicalJunicorn: This happened over 10 years ago and you’re still lamenting not getting laid??? 😬
OkVolume1: He's a redditor. These opportunities come once every decade or so.
MagicalJunicorn: Thanks for the early morning snort-laugh. 😂
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1647424809 | 1647439669 | t3_tfe3dc | t5_2to41 | 23 | karithel: TIFU by underestimating my back issues, resulting in me losing all my hair.
On mobile so not sure how the formatting will look.
English is not my native language.
TL;DR at the end.
This happened a few weeks ago.
Some backstory - I (F29) have had issues with my back for a bit over 4 years now. I was practi... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1647435398 | 1647450107 | t3_tfh1r0 | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU as my boss sees me in a unhappy moment.
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JubzAlmighty: We all gotta dump my dude, he will probably be just as embarrassed as you and the best thing when you're ready is to laugh it off but I'm a few days just go speak to your boss, imagine if you had shit your pants instead? Way worse!
djouni: ... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1647436758 | 1647485826 | t3_tfhhxb | t5_2to41 | 147 | Detail_Simple: TIFU by accidentally posting an NSFW vid of my gf on my Snapchat story
This was several months ago but I just remembered it so here’s some context. Me and my gf were in the car doing what any new teenage couple would do when alone. Bumping uglies. I had my phone out and filmed a bit of the action and the... | 12 | 12.25 | |
1647438727 | 1647452407 | t3_tfi5mp | t5_2to41 | 12 | bananakinskywanker2: TIFU by exploding a candle right in my face.
This just happened last night and I posted it to what a comment told me was the wrong subreddit so I'm telling the story here and now. Now I genuinely cannot explain my thought process here. So I'm going down to go to be bed. My buddy has a candle in her... | 4 | 3 | |
1647442321 | 1647442457 | t3_tfjf09 | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: tifu I slept with my mates pregnant ex gf
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Professional_Ratio77: You are an idiot.
Indecisiveonoccasion: Hard to add anything else after that, what else can be said?
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1647442705 | 1647477687 | t3_tfjjr1 | t5_2to41 | 13,302 | KingDuelistX: TIFU by using a Roomba to do my chores
Today I F\*\*\* Up by using a roomba instead of actually using a broom and a mop. My wife and I have been together for 1 year and a half, and we're about the same age. We both have jobs and keeping up with the house has been a problem for us, and for some reason she ... | 11 | 1,209.272727 | |
1647443439 | 1647445122 | t3_tfjtnp | t5_2to41 | 4 | ObitoIsntTobi: TIFU by buying a townhouse in Florida
this happened a year ago but the problem hasn’t been resolved yet
Last year I was looking for houses and was not sure what kind of house I wanted.at first I wanted a single family but friends and family told me that a townhouse is a great idea because its cheaper, s... | 4 | 1 | |
1647444251 | 1647446186 | t3_tfk4ef | t5_2to41 | 151 | Doctorsmiff: TIFU by having a threesome with my girlfriend and her best friend
So, as per usual on this sub, this happened just around three years ago now. I was in my last year of college and had been in a two year relationship up to this point. Eventually, our love life was getting pretty dry and we were both just bo... | 4 | 37.75 | |
1647445067 | 1647776068 | t3_tfkfjc | t5_2to41 | 77 | Temporary_Ad3930: TIFU by fucking my "stepsister" and this is ruining my life.
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Shot-Owl1328: I’m confused how are you related?
Temporary_Ad3930: We aren't blood related actually, she is the sister of my step sister.
Shot-Owl1328: So wouldn’t that just be your step-sister?
Temporary_Ad3930: Eh, only on conside... | 7 | 11 | |
1647447010 | 1647556342 | t3_tfll0n | t5_2to41 | 126 | Shitscomplicated: TIFU by confessing to my crush
So obligatory, this happened a few weeks back, but the extent of the FU is dawning upon me now.
So I am a pretty introverted person, but I really like to socialize. However, I can't approach people directly because I feel I might impose on them. So, all my social activi... | 6 | 21 | |
1647448946 | 1647486231 | t3_tfmbcw | t5_2to41 | 229 | notsospiffywhat: TIFU by trying to practice safe sex
This happened last night.
My partner and I have been experimenting with ways to safen (is this a word) our sex, and we decided to try VCF (Vaginal Contraceptive Film) to pair with pulling out just as an experiment. It was our first time trying this, as we usually ju... | 4 | 57.25 | |
1647449366 | 1647541512 | t3_tfmgp8 | t5_2to41 | 39,214 | PM_MeMyPassword: TIFU by talking my wife into getting 23&me
TIFU Current wife and I were both married previously and both had 3 children each. We went to hs together in a small town. Both of our families are well known in the area with deep roots (both families been here a long time). Last year I got my wife a ance... | 17 | 2,306.705882 | |
1647448110 | 1647451472 | t3_tflzx3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU for inviting my friend to my birthday party
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pineapples_are_evil: Why are you reposting this?
MagicToolbox: Because the Karma harvest from the first time around wasn't enough?
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1647450650 | 1647451975 | t3_tfmxxe | t5_2to41 | 27 | extern4lly: TIFU by Confronting Someone Whom I'm in the "Talking Stage" with too Harshly
Before I dive right into the story, I'll give you a little background on how I met... the alias name I'll be using in this story is "Claw."
Claw and I are both members of a student related program, and we ended up befriending each... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1647451229 | 1647688907 | t3_tfn5tn | t5_2to41 | 833 | dsherwo: TIFU by taking some art classes and almost getting arrested
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NostradaMart: They have a point though, you do used college resources to make money while getting mats and tools and access for free.
dsherwo: not for free - I was paying for the classes.
And everything I made there was brand new experiment... | 10 | 83.3 | |
1647456087 | 1647476735 | t3_tfp0zx | t5_2to41 | 12 | Vereno13: TIFU by falling in the shower 1 week after surgery.
This just happened this morning but here is some context. Last week I had surgery on my foot and calf to deal with a Haglund's Deformity as well as some tendon issues.
Fast forward to today, I am starting to feel better and have had the ability to support ... | 3 | 4 | |
1647457286 | 1647469002 | t3_tfprkp | t5_2to41 | 55 | TreeSapTrish: TIFU by not grabbing a dog, letting him get hit by a car.
Obligatory this happened over the weekend but I'm still shook.
This turned out super long, I'm sorry but bear with me.
My SO, his sister and I were headed to their family's cabin for their dad's birthday, and on the way I saw a stray dog on the ... | 20 | 2.75 | |
1647465040 | 1647466686 | t3_tft9kx | t5_2to41 | 36 | anxiousoldsoul: TIFU by donating blood
As the title says, I decided to donate blood today. I knew that there could be adverse effects, but I overestimated myself. To begin with, I was unaware that as a young, female first time donor I was at a higher risk for side effects. I didn’t really do anything to prepare fo... | 4 | 9 | |
1647465392 | 1647540593 | t3_tfte2o | t5_2to41 | 206 | rumblebeard: TIFU by accidentally being racist to a cab driver
This happened a couple years ago now and I keep cringing whenever I recall the memory.
For context, I'm a white Canadian guy originally from Poland, but I have kind of an olive complexion and look pretty tanned in the summer. I was a 28 years old when this... | 6 | 34.333333 | |
1647469286 | 1647502955 | t3_tfut50 | t5_2to41 | 722 | BarriBlue: TIFU by telling our preschool class the teaching assistant’s bra size
I teach preschool with my class assistant (aka superhero) Deedee. I slowly introduce and teach the letters and today’s lesson was, you guessed it the letter “D.” In true Sesame Street style:
“This is the letter D. It sounds like *makes d... | 7 | 103.142857 | |
1647474722 | 1647477212 | t3_tfwqa2 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my new landlord pull my cum rags out of the recycling
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Professional-Fail554: I’m absolutely rolling…. I mean technically tp is recyclable just not with plastics and such…
But no why would she dig in someone’s trash?
Hahahaha
zaulik: We shared a bin! I had my own little one in my apa... | 4 | 5 | |
1647475093 | 1647510963 | t3_tfwurj | t5_2to41 | 28 | Key-Pitch-3638: TIFU by ghosting my crush for 2 years and then tripping them up
TIFU by being a ass on complete accident, so me and my crush had been in a sort of relationship a few years ago and it was going super well until i decided to cut all communication off by accident at the height of our "relationship" i had ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1647475656 | 1647545513 | t3_tfx1sn | t5_2to41 | 21 | Turtle_Stone: TIFU by answering the door to a stranger and having my laptop and ebike stolen
This happened like 5 hours ago still a bit spooked by the situation but anyway... I live in quite a rural place in the middle of the woods, we have visitors come and go a lot of the time, and there is a viewing spot just down t... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1647476590 | 1647521238 | t3_tfxcrt | t5_2to41 | 22,044 | JollyJaplin: TIFU by assuming me and a friend were dating.
Obviously this didn't just happen today.
Back in January I met a guy at my campus who I really hit it off with, the chemistry was undeniable. A couple days later he asked me if I want to go get lunch together, just by the straightforwardness of how he asked I ... | 15 | 1,469.6 | |
1647481066 | 1647481667 | t3_tfys6l | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sexy sex
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ThiccOrc: Someone is really butthurt they are not having sex. It's gonna be okay bud.
[deleted]: Lol I’m just a 21 year old man trying to show the ironic parts of certain subs
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1647483930 | 1647484895 | t3_tfzp69 | t5_2to41 | 165 | PerkyNFlirty: TIFU by buying sex toys and candles
I went down to the local sex shop and bought a few pieces of lingerie, handcuffs, candles, one of those electrode pulse things they use in physical therapy (yeah idk wtf i was thinking... im kinky lol).. well anyway I bring the sex toys home and get all dressed up. ... | 5 | 33 | |
1647483473 | 1647561115 | t3_tfzjz8 | t5_2to41 | 431 | erasergirl99: TIFU by FaceTime calling my boyfriends neighbour from the shower.
I was listening to a podcast and needed to shower. I set my phone down on the shower ledge, half covered the screen with the shower curtain and proceeded to shower. Near the end of my shower I noticed my phone wasn’t playing anymore but did... | 8 | 53.875 | |
1647485963 | 1647510440 | t3_tg0bqx | t5_2to41 | 15 | Hannover2k: TIFU by offering a hand to a delivery lady with no hand.
This happened just 3 days ago but I wasn't sure how to word the title so I did the best I could...
I had ordered groceries from Costco via Insta-cart and saw the drivers car pull up outside so I grabbed my shoes and went to meet her at the door. She... | 3 | 5 | |
1647486016 | 1647507235 | t3_tg0cgs | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by sitting with random Russians in a bar.
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Roonast: Lol RIP OP you've been Novichok poisoned.
aureliustratos: its not that deadly. despite it being used "all over the place" by the devil himself, it is quite ineffective. you cant be the bogeyman to blame if you are really really deadly. that wa... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1647486877 | 1647487225 | t3_tg0lz0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sucking dick while trading stocks.
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PatSteh92: 
fitnessbrian2012: 
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1647489709 | 1647516943 | t3_tg1g5j | t5_2to41 | 2,288 | wishcrafty: TIFU by making a tattoo decision while having a bit of a psychotic break
I (32F) made the decision to get my eyebrows cosmetically tattooed while I was going through a minor "we're probably all living in a simulation" derealization episode. I had the thought of, "well I'm just updating my avatar haha". I fo... | 8 | 286 | |
1647490091 | 1647559421 | t3_tg1jxb | t5_2to41 | 860 | ThrowawayForesight: TIFU by not taking care of my teeth until this year.
Let me paint the picture;
I am a 16 y.o with Aspergers. For as long as I can remember *(and even now)*, brushing my teeth has never been pleasant and always felt like a chore to me.
When I was younger I didn't really understand why oral health ... | 10 | 86 | |
1647491045 | 1647517303 | t3_tg1tgh | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a female my number
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MagicalJunicorn: Don’t hit on people at work. You get what you deserve.
tabicat1874: Agreed. Work is not for dates.
MagicalJunicorn: I dunno why this is such a hard concept for people to grasp.
tabicat1874: They tend to ignore power imbalances in general. This is a... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1647489698 | 1647529432 | t3_tg1g1v | t5_2to41 | 17 | surelyshirls: TIFU by not reading the asterisk when signing up for a “subscription” and thinking I could cancel it
Actually happened today.
I live in SoCal, and this theme park is doing a subscription where you pay $10 a month and get unlimited visits.
Me being the gullible person I am, got excited, wanted to go wi... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1647500779 | 1647659873 | t3_tg4a7o | t5_2to41 | 6,629 | gmogames: TIFU by coming back to my hotel room earlier than usual
This actually happened about 17 years ago.
A bit of a backstory, I had been dating my gf (now wife) for about 3 years and I was about 19yo at the time. I grew up in a big city and my family was good financially, my wife grew up in the country and her f... | 12 | 552.416667 | |
1647503076 | 1647604958 | t3_tg4syd | t5_2to41 | 29 | wt_anonymous: TIFU by not going to the doctor and going to my classes instead
This happened a few years ago. I had been having some issues with constipation for a few months but nothing major.
One day I woke up feeling like utter trash, feeling pain in multiple areas and nausea. Also *kinda* felt like I had to shit bu... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1647506867 | 1647568426 | t3_tg52hu | t5_2to41 | 23 | Skiroxxi: Curse my curiosity, you made me check it out.
nbuzd: And neither of you thought to include a warning? But yeah, wow.
ShhhHesWatchingUs: My favourite part was asking reddit if posting nudes was an unhealthy way of boosting self confidence hours before and after spamming the same dick pics to multiple sub-reddi... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1647510248 | 1647532737 | t3_tg6gbs | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting that the cashier had given me the change
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RudeSprinkles1240: As long as you weren't rude, it's fine.
The bigger concern is your sleep deprivation. Take care, and if it doesn't get better, let your parent or guardian know. You shouldn't be walking around with your mental abilitie... | 5 | 6 | |
1647513713 | 1647515526 | t3_tg7b35 | t5_2to41 | 17 | kragrogg: TIFU got frostnip from walking in snow wearing open slippers
Happened about 3 weeks back. It snowed the previous night and there thick layer of snow outside,but parts of the sidewalk had been cleared. Needed to visit a deli 3 houses away from home. Was too tired to wear boots and felt its near so I'll just g... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1647516751 | 1647523686 | t3_tg83mr | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing an elderly woman's transport card
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[deleted]: Where did your sister get this woman’s card from?
Cactus_x: She stole it
| 3 | 1 | |
1647523910 | 1647545759 | t3_tgablw | t5_2to41 | 916 | MetaGigaZ: TIFU by missing out on the perfect guy
This happened a few years ago, but it always feels like today, so I guess that counts. I have a really close friend who I’ll call J. J is really sweet and our entire friend group is an assortment of geeks. We play DND, MtG, video games, all that stuff. I absolutely love... | 11 | 83.272727 | |
1647528365 | 1647555363 | t3_tgbv8p | t5_2to41 | 235 | exeQTea: TIFU by not looking before I sat.
So this just happened this morning. I am still trying to recover and before anyone asks, yes I am okay.
I woke up around 6:45am (an hour after my fiancé leaves for work) and went to the bathroom out of normal routine. I was extremely groggy (I must have slept hard that night... | 7 | 33.571429 | |
1647528649 | 1647540131 | t3_tgbyts | t5_2to41 | 1,570 | Just_Evidence_7138: TIFU me and a friend had fun with henry the Hoover
As for context this happened nearly over a decade ago when I was around 10, and I finally feel confident enough to tell the story.
Somewhere back in the Netherlands, I used to have a really good best friend whom I used to kick it with. But to keep... | 10 | 157 | |
1647532584 | 1647763314 | t3_tgdekr | t5_2to41 | 7 | ihavegods2kill: TIFU by ruining Tool live for my brothers, our friend, and myself in Chicago because I took too much acid
TL;DR at the bottom.
This was exactly one week ago now and I feel truly awful to the greatest extent. The worst part is my older brother got us these tickets for Christmas and we've been waiting fo... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1647532847 | 1647533716 | t3_tgdi97 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by messaging a friend of a girl who has me blocked
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ChoiceFood: Is this what teen drama is like now?
Inside-Media-8688: Hahaha I wish! I’m 24 and was almost married last year and this is the shit that haunts me for no reason
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1647533545 | 1647550379 | t3_tgdrn2 | t5_2to41 | 142 | johnnymac80: TIFU By fighting back in my dreams
So this happenned yesterday - i was feeling pretty tired so decided i was going to call it an early night, left my wife watching some TV, kids were in bed, time for some restful shuteye.
Usual routine is read a book for a while but after 10 mins i couldn't keep my eyes o... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1647534942 | 1647557644 | t3_tgeac0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Boring-Working-5509: TIFU by bringing my whole college department's internet down
Sorry for the formatting, on my phone so...
So, this happened a couple of days ago. My college recently started having lectures from 8 in the morning via offline mode.
The first lecture we had was in our main computer lab(A quick... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1647537537 | 1647540018 | t3_tgf9bz | t5_2to41 | 30 | JustAnAverageKorean: TIFU by skipping a volleyball practice
I’m a freshman at a pretty strict Catholic school. We aren’t particularly known for sports but we have been “rising stars” and sports have become more strict. I play volleyball for the school. I decided that “ I already made the team, I can miss one practice”.... | 6 | 5 | |
1647537708 | 1647552762 | t3_tgfbkp | t5_2to41 | 6,820 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening a joint account with my husband
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OlduvaiMan: It sounds like the two of you need to have a frank discussion around each other's financial obligations in your relationship. It's supposed to be a partnership so, if you feel like you're being taken advantage of, you need to express that ... | 15 | 454.666667 | |
1647540076 | 1647604028 | t3_tgg6k7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening my dad's parcel.
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3d1sd3ad: Thought it was going to be a dildo or something.
Ngl, a bit disappointed op.
Booksb00ksbo0kz: Not everyone has the same gauge for what is or isn’t embarrassing to their own self.
NukaDadd: Oh...my...god, it's Captain Obvious' Reddit account!!!
Big fan! �... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1647540292 | 1647595980 | t3_tgg9ni | t5_2to41 | 60 | touchandgo__: TIFU by going to gym on an empty stomach
So I know I am stupid, I skipped lunch and went to the gym. In my defense, I'm a newbie.
What happened - After a 15 min run I realized that it was probably a bad idea coming to the gym. But stupid me thought that I could squeeze a bit more. So I did, 10 mins more... | 6 | 10 |
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