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1647155869 | 1647321535 | t3_td1iy6 | t5_2to41 | 59 | AndrewB493: TIFU by plucking out my ass hairs
I don’t know if I have Trichotillomania or not, but I don’t like public hair specifically. I usually grab a pair of scissors and tweezers, cutting it down and start pulling out the most hair I can get to. It worked just fine with my dick and balls, a little pain, but it’s t... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1647157384 | 1647176598 | t3_td1v0k | t5_2to41 | 85 | tifuthrowaway413: TIFU by taking out my dick on a security camera
Today, I was at work, doing some mindless data entry, when I need to pee. I was the only one left at the office, so I had the whole space to myself.
I walked out of the room, down the hallway towards the bathroom, and on the way I unzipped my pants and ... | 3 | 28.333333 | |
1647156276 | 1647161265 | t3_td1mb4 | t5_2to41 | 56 | Clever_Sean: TIFU by teaching my 3 year old daughter the term “Pocket Pool.”
So my 3yo daughter likes to follow me into the kitchen, into the living room, into anywhere and put her hands in my pockets. I don’t know why, she’s 3, you ask her. She’s always looking for something or wanting to put something in my pocket.... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1647158794 | 1647294760 | t3_td2710 | t5_2to41 | 11,426 | VirtualIce23: TIFU by getting a Brazilian wax by a student
She graduated last year but it was the most awkward thing ever.
I was recommended to a place about an hour from my house, and made an appointment to get a Brazilian wax. I am going to Mexico for Spring Break in 2 weeks! I don’t get them often and a friend of m... | 14 | 816.142857 | |
1647162518 | 1647602059 | t3_td31cj | t5_2to41 | 53,989 | Happy_Dinner_2278: TIFU by putting the hotel room sign the opposite way
So after a month without sexual activity with my girlfriend (just for context she is from another country and went to spend a full month with family) when she got back we decided to spend a romantic weekend at an hotel.
We travelled around 2 hours... | 14 | 3,856.357143 | |
1647187552 | 1647233724 | t3_td3g7z | t5_2to41 | 514 | zsero1138: if we don't overshare on the internet, then what's the point?
signed
a guy who's having bowel issues (unrelated to anal sex)
-deleled-: I agree
Signed
A guy who does anal sex (have no bowel issues)
Your_DearMother: i also agree
signed
a guy who doesn't have bowel issues or anal sex
selly112090: I also ... | 8 | 64.25 | |
1647164972 | 1647181089 | t3_td3m3l | t5_2to41 | 2,496 | [deleted]: TIFU: Putin caused me to cut the end of my thumb off and ruin an orgy.
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sassy-cheese-cube: Only way I can see how Putin can compensate is by having sex with you
Tyrone3105: And tbh he might as well have it with everyone to make up for everything he’s done.
_Flameo_Hotman: “Rich Russian Slut gets Fuc... | 5 | 499.2 | |
1647169116 | 1647177038 | t3_td4kpi | t5_2to41 | 61 | uhhhcreativeusername: TIFU when I trusted my phone too much
I live in Arizona, and we don't observe daylight savings. It's rarely something I notice, but I remembered it was time to change the clocks in other states because of some other post on reddit.
I start work at 0400, so I have all my alarms set around 0300 an... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1647169725 | 1647219699 | t3_td4q36 | t5_2to41 | 25 | TesticleTorture123: TIFU by not washing my hands after cutting jalapenos
Ok so I was cutting some jalapenos for lunch to make some poppers, I only do this once in a green moon so naturally I forgot the most important rule. WASH YOUR FREAKIN HANDS AFTER YOU CUT THEM. So after i was done cutting them i of course had the ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1647170985 | 1647172431 | t3_td512b | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a late night meal.
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therealfatmike: What is "card medicated cat food?"
Cat food tastes really weird, were you drunk?
objective_unkown: Also not a picky eater and it didint taste off at all
tearanami: I love that so much
objective_unkown: Used to drive the x wife nuts .... Taking me ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1647172295 | 1647175314 | t3_td5ckk | t5_2to41 | 12 | hamzer55: TIFU by overestimating my writing skills
So basically I had a 10,000 dissertation set for the past few months (deadline was 11 March).
All of my colleagues started it straight away when it was set. But when I looked at it my dumbass told myself “hey if I write a 1000 words a day it’ll take me around 12 days... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1647130282 | 1647262821 | t3_tcuipr | t5_2to41 | 9 | Disastrous-Anxiety: TIFU by trying to have a healthy snack.
This FU occurred a couple nights ago, and I tried posting about it twice and it got removed for not meeting guidelines. TLDR at the bottom.
I was eating raw veggies and ranch dip that comes in little cups. I was really enjoying it and was going to grab anoth... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1647173310 | 1647174510 | t3_td5lwl | t5_2to41 | 31 | tearanami: TIFU by shiting my pants while my family was in a rush to head to school.
This actually happened 2-3 years ago in my junior year of high school. I was going through a tough time and noticed my mom had a giant bottle of unopened dessert wine. I thought it would be awesome if I where to chug it down while play... | 10 | 3.1 | |
1647178266 | 1647182844 | t3_td6yxp | t5_2to41 | 96 | emsielehanne84: TIFU by getting in Ed, naked, with my thirteen year old step son.
So this happened around Christmas time but I have been so mortified that I haven’t posted it until now.
I (f37) have a wonderful SO (m49) who has two children from a previous marriage. He is very close to his son and despite us living a... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1647177650 | 1647204154 | t3_td6sgt | t5_2to41 | 90 | shwaaboy: TIFU by accidentally getting fired from my job, 9 years ago, over an air conditioning matter.
So this didn’t happen today but I only became aware of it today so I think it still counts.
**The Prequel:**
Rewind to 9 years ago, I was working in ICT, for a business in Australia that also supported New Zealand... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1647180296 | 1647181066 | t3_td7lux | t5_2to41 | 3 | ItsDominare: TIFU by accidentally deleting my Elden Ring saves
As title. I had some unrelated issues with folder permissions and Microsoft's PC Gamepass and after spending several hours yesterday trying to sort it I eventually decided to just do a clean install of Windows 11. My old OS had been upgraded from 7 to 10 t... | 3 | 1 | |
1647180001 | 1647220009 | t3_td7i7w | t5_2to41 | 177 | redheadredemption78: TIFU by sending a lewd photo to my grieving family.
My grandmother died this week. We all knew it was coming, we were all ready for it, and we’re all at peace with it.
We started up a group chat to start organizing and arranging rides for everyone.
Well, today happens to be my one year anniversa... | 3 | 59 | |
1647183230 | 1647184068 | t3_td8jq6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to seduce my gynecologist
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Wise-Working228: So you tried to rape a dude?
Brave-Welder: Not try, she did.
| 3 | 3 | |
1647185650 | 1647188836 | t3_td9d6w | t5_2to41 | 8 | Brunone_Nazionale: TIFU by telling my gf I’m her uncle
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Kcardwelljr: You call your girlfriend’s father Bro?
Brunone_Nazionale: Only when I’m fed up w him
Exzerofive: Cuz that makes it better /s
You must be super young.
| 4 | 2 | |
1647184447 | 1647187192 | t3_td8ysz | t5_2to41 | 19 | CriticalFocus7318: TIFU by flooding our landlord's dining room
Today I was having a shower when I thought it would be a brilliant idea to sit down in our stall-type shower with the doors open for leg room and rub one out. We live on the top level of a heritage home triplex. I do my thing and then turn off the water to... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1647187233 | 1647196630 | t3_td9wk2 | t5_2to41 | -15 | acildi69: TIFU because of the latest reddit update
I have a second reddit account for porn. It has a different background, so when I forget to switch accounts, I can immediately switch before any content loading. Today we were at a pretty boring double date so at some point I decided casually check out reddit as I didn... | 12 | -1.25 | |
1647188437 | 1647188778 | t3_tdac8n | t5_2to41 | 11 | Devie_sevie: TIFU by finding my Nana’s lingerie
Cue the obligatory “it was yesterday”. My Nana, who I was really, really close to, died this past month. It’s really been a downer on me and my family, who planned her entire funeral, organizing the house she lived in with her husband and things like that. Yesterday, we w... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1647189156 | 1647192248 | t3_tdala3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by flipping off a gangster’s wife on the road
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theegrimrobe: you need to get a gun
if he ever comes near you again light his ass up, dont ask questions, dont hesitate - due to the beating you got its self defence - just remember that you feared for your life (that exact wording)
Expert-Hamster... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1647189904 | 1647199768 | t3_tdauwx | t5_2to41 | 101 | Comprehensive_Cap357: TIFU by telling my BF’s parents “I hate Dr’s” when they are all Dr’s
So obviously I don’t HATE doctors but for the last few weeks I’ve been shuffling around back and forth due to an automobile accident and I’ve been going to doctors for scans and check ups and all that. I’m just frustrated and wa... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1647191688 | 1647266002 | t3_tdbi6p | t5_2to41 | 62 | Dreamslayer1984: TIFU creating a charity for the homeless
In an attempt to regain some favor from my family, I decided to share with them the charity that some friends and I were working on making a reality. It's called Kitchens for Care and would be focused on helping the homeless and financially struggling people in ... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1647194487 | 1647236477 | t3_tdciba | t5_2to41 | 321 | this_is_a_2nd_user: TIFU by eating an entire 1000mg edible with no tolerance and getting stoned for 18 hours
(Throwaway account)
Obligatory this didn’t happen today, but 5 years ago.
Let's set the scene here, I was a highschool sophomore who hadn’t even had a drink before, but I’d done some (internet) research about w... | 5 | 64.2 | |
1647195167 | 1647200233 | t3_tdcre3 | t5_2to41 | 20 | ifuckeduuuup: TIFU by hooking up with my crush at the wrong time
Obs. Throwaway account for privacy reasons. Also, this actually happened friday, not today... but still.
I (30sM) have been great friends with this woman for nearly four years... we always hang out together, grab drinks and event went each other's famil... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1647195299 | 1647250705 | t3_tdct28 | t5_2to41 | 264 | Junglettreefarmfix: TIFU DO NOT EAT PILSBURY BISCUIT DOUGH RAW
I’m at a homie’s house for the weekend and his family can be a little disorganized. They left a half used can of pilsbury biscuits out on the kitchen counter. I just had to have one, you know? They dry out on the outside but taste fine, leaving a buttery fi... | 7 | 37.714286 | |
1647195952 | 1647201306 | t3_tdd1br | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By refusing to be a simp
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1Sluggo: This makes no sense. You met her online, didn’t really know each other, then start ‘hanging out’ more, professed your feelings and she turned you down for valid reasons. Five paragraphs later you admit it’s a long distance friendship. You also admit that the o... | 4 | 3 | |
1647196488 | 1647260587 | t3_tdd8a0 | t5_2to41 | 26,389 | Vetmed92: TIFU darting a tiger in its balls
Background: I am a veterinarian working with wildlife... this happened about a week ago but I’m still embarrassed.
A week and a half ago I got called out to a zoo for a tiger that was not eating and lethargic. After immobilisation we did a full work up, X-rays and blood work... | 13 | 2,029.923077 | |
1647196287 | 1647219857 | t3_tdd5ox | t5_2to41 | 36 | EsCaRg0t: TIFU by sending my Christian mother-in-law a defense for fisting & BDSM in a Christian household
My friends and I are in a group chat where we send each other random things we find on Reddit and the internet; most of it is depraved pictures to get a laugh and shock.
Last night I was drinking and gaming ... | 4 | 9 | |
1647197553 | 1647252004 | t3_tddlu9 | t5_2to41 | 14,434 | [deleted]: TIFU by running away during sex
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illegalmango: Dude you have her number call her up explain that you were nervous and apologize. Right now she probably feels just as shit as you. Who knows she might be willing to give you another shot.
DisposeableW: Actually I want to, but I get anxious even while t... | 9 | 1,603.777778 | |
1647199790 | 1647287291 | t3_tdeetz | t5_2to41 | 751 | [deleted]: TIFU By putting on a show for the 'FBI'
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theangrypragmatist: Well dry your eyes,
Don't feel so sad,
But I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had.
TheMilkySpeedster: Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it. No use denying it, I was really cranking it!
theangrypragmatist: Just ... | 7 | 107.285714 | |
1647204765 | 1647238243 | t3_tdg8ax | t5_2to41 | 64 | untooo: TIFU by installing a cat net on my balcony and not locking away the cat during the work.
So this actually happened a few hours ago.
My BF and me wanted to make our sweet little kitty happy by installing a cat net on the balcony. Recently I noticed how she's looking outside a lot more often than before (probably... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1647205780 | 1647212899 | t3_tdglty | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting suspended from my job
So this happened yesterday. I work in a nursing home as a kitchen aide not my ideal job but it’s just for cash. Anyways this old guy at my job notoriously racist he’s called us slurs before. Wanted me to get him food so I did, once he got his food he complained about the... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1647208691 | 1647285905 | t3_tdhnf6 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Mookli: TIFU by trying edibles for the first time
So last night I (21 m) and my girlfriend (21 f) decided To try edibles for the 1st time. we got some pointers from my friend who smokes a lot of pot who told us to go to a certain dispensary in our area because it's legal in our state and get Is 100 MG pucks, and tha... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1647206642 | 1647304923 | t3_tdgx5c | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my GF a ghost story
It was 12.30AM - me and my girlfriend were just having fun on call. The biggest concern for me has always been the fact that she has breathing issues that are often amplified when she experiences negative emotions.
She lives alone in a women-only hostel which is very safe... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1647211941 | 1647275573 | t3_tdisq9 | t5_2to41 | 28 | MineBloxKy: TIFU by eating two bowls of Frosted Mini Wheats
Over the past few days, I have been taking Kellogg’s up on their promise of “one bowl, and you’re good for lunch”, plus it has plenty of fiber, which was something I needed more of in my diet because I was frequently constipated, Right? WRONG. School for me st... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1647215259 | 1647290306 | t3_tdjwt3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | der_Alptraum: TIFU tweeting to a model's photo on Twitter
I don't usually compliment on women' appearance. Especially on social media, because even when my intentions were good and not stalker-like, i fear that i might look like a fcking weirdo. But recently i did something like that and it turned out bad for me.
So ... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1647221694 | 1647255058 | t3_tdlz32 | t5_2to41 | 57 | ThrowinAway764: TIFU by breaking into an abandoned building
I'm just going to get straight into this because I'm freaking out and I need to get this off of my chest.
I'm a 20 year old guy and last Friday me and a two friends decided to break in to an abandoned warehouse/grocery store in Eastern Tennessee. We weren't ... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1647227809 | 1647233007 | t3_tdnu79 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Vixkky: TIFU by calling the autistic kid at my work “Kraft Dinner”
TIFU by calling the autistic kid at my work kraft dinner. For context, I work in a large facility with quite a few employees, one of them being (Jake we’ll call him). Jake was recently hired and has high functioning autism (Basically normal with a few t... | 3 | 7 | |
1647231459 | 1647234258 | t3_tdown0 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by being and ugly piece of trash
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wordwallah: Some ugly men are able to have great sex often, but they usually have something to offer. What can you give that some women would value?
sylef_: What can women offer… ever?
fulltimestranger: To fucks like you? Nada
sylef_: You don’t know me.
I rece... | 17 | 1.588235 | |
1647232586 | 1647235337 | t3_tdp7um | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to prank/flirt with my friend and instead scaring the living hell out of her and destroying our friendship
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Autumnmisery: r/Iamatotalpieceofshit There are almost no words. Wow. She should press charges against you.
EtherealAnomaly: Overreacting a bit, don't you think?
Autumnmisery: I ... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1647234989 | 1647260143 | t3_tdpv6f | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn
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teevee4: God has bigger plans for you brother, i’m sorry you feel this way now, but that isnt the solution. Christ saves even if you can’t see it right now, and he loves you personally.
scoopsatinstantspeed: And he watches you masterbate to porn.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1647236170 | 1647356054 | t3_tdq5t1 | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU I flunked my first semester of college.
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Xtnmlr: Honestly, if your going engineering a few failed classes is nothing. I’m in mechanical engineering school right now, and it’s tough, but you need to get work done. If you really want it, get it. I believe in you!
That stated, if it’s not for you... | 6 | 14.333333 | |
1647248402 | 1647306001 | t3_tdt2qr | t5_2to41 | 8 | catiboii: TIFU by buying new glasses
Let me start by saying only one of my eyes needs glasses so I can go just fine without wearing them, just get mild headaches every now and then if I don't. It's been extremely useful during covid and having to wear masks because if they get foggy, I can just take them off and contin... | 4 | 2 | |
1647245369 | 1647257589 | t3_tdsdwb | t5_2to41 | 87 | Ahsan452: TIFU by postponing two workshops of my Wife (which were previously postponed by her)
So, I am married to a MBBS doctor. She is currently pursuing Diploma (FCPS) in Histopathology after completing her studies. For the diploma, there are a few workshops that are compulsory to attend before the two year mid exam... | 4 | 21.75 | |
1647263640 | 1647848356 | t3_tdup7e | t5_2to41 | 51 | uninsuredpidgeon: That's nice.
Sweet-Interaction-91: That's nice.
Crotchless_Panties: That's nice.
Well_not_a_furry: That's nice.
awecyan32: That's nice.
ToxicRectalExam: That's nice.
BeansAndKiwis: That’s nice.
Wilw229: That's nice.
Taanisha2004: That's nice.
Rougefarie: That’s nice.
TuxRandom: That's nice.
TheSpicyGu... | 16 | 3.1875 | |
1647255547 | 1647302119 | t3_tduuy5 | t5_2to41 | 6,440 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving away a free lawn mower.
TIFU by giving away a free lawn mower.
Not a MASSIVE screw-up, per se, but this will set me back a bit.
The grass was looking a little mangey so I fired up my lawn mower for the first time this year. To be honest, I was surprised that it started on my first try. I act... | 7 | 920 | |
1647258862 | 1647291571 | t3_tdvrb8 | t5_2to41 | 12,505 | [deleted]: TIFU by going though my girlfriend’s phone.
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Hikaru82: Wait, she cheated and you think it's your fault and she doesn't deserve you?
1 - She could have left you BEFORE going with someone else, but she didn't. That's disrespectful.
2 - She lied, and this means she doesn't trust you like you trust h... | 21 | 595.47619 | |
1647260665 | 1647267458 | t3_tdwa6n | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharing my passion for bodybuilding with my crush and now she thinks I am gay
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Peachmuffin91: If a girl likes a guy and wants to fuck him, she will not give a fuck if he’s gay. She’ll try to turn them straight.
Just keep your head held high, you don’t need to feel ashamed for anyone or any... | 11 | 9 | |
1647261186 | 1647342458 | t3_tdwfoo | t5_2to41 | 574 | BilboSwaggins444: TIFU by asking my boyfriend to grab a couple things from the store for me
(this was actually a couple days ago)
So, about a week before these events transpired, I (21F) had gotten a new tattoo. Fast forward a couple days, and my boyfriend (21M) and I had both come down with a cold, nothing major, bu... | 14 | 41 | |
1647263540 | 1647397053 | t3_tdx7i0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a DP
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YEWYOOYOU: What the hell is a DP?
bradmajors69: I first thought "double penetration" but I think OP means dick pic.
bigcat166: Ah yes..... Thank you sir
| 4 | 4.5 | |
1647262457 | 1647331966 | t3_tdwtmw | t5_2to41 | 0 | PunkSpaceAutist: TIFU by listening to a Tucker Carson clip while drinking water
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No_Needleworker1902: Tucker is Putin’s b**ch.
PunkSpaceAutist: That was exactly the kind of clip I tried watching.
| 3 | 0 | |
1647266567 | 1647305810 | t3_tdy7mx | t5_2to41 | 81 | Idkwhoiam456: Tifu by putting my brand new phone behind a grinder
This actually happened this morning, but that’s besides the point here.
I was cutting metal to weld, using a grinding wheel as usual, and set my phone behind it because it was just a quick thing, well no, what I failed to realize is that the metal shav... | 6 | 13.5 | |
1647266461 | 1647342756 | t3_tdy667 | t5_2to41 | 1,613 | WhatKatyDrew: TIFU by wearing my husband's baggy pajama pants
This happened 9 days ago. I'm still processing.
It was a lazy day at home. Around 2 in the afternoon, I decided to paint my toenails and went to the bathroom to get the polish.
While I do normally wear casual comfy clothes around the house, that day I had... | 10 | 161.3 | |
1647267836 | 1647273183 | t3_tdyo3j | t5_2to41 | 71 | RubberDucksickle: TIFU by making my fiance speak in a bad French accent at the worst possible time.
So TIFU by making my fiance speak in a bad accent at the wrong time. We're currently playing a game called SERVD, where you have a small deck of cards with commands on them. You 'serve' your partner over a period of time... | 3 | 23.666667 | |
1647272756 | 1647330564 | t3_te0ghn | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing on omegle
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[deleted]: So what you’re doing could end up being illegal. You won’t know till it’s too late. I would recommend a site that is dedicated to this type of stuff. Cam4, chaturbate, etc. You can continue doing what your doing in a safe, age verified, and monetarily gainful en... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1647274812 | 1647280579 | t3_te19ag | t5_2to41 | 24 | Elder_Scrolls_Nerd: TIFU by making dinner
TIFU by cooking dinner
So yesterday I decided to cook some Thai food since I love the stuff and was going to prepare a green curry dish. I’m the type of cook that likes to do everything from scratch, so by extension I get all the ingredients to make the curry paste.
The fir... | 8 | 3 | |
1647275949 | 1647291254 | t3_te1owq | t5_2to41 | 166 | bones2b: TIFU by shaving my dick with an electric razor and cutting a piece of my skin off.
I decided to shave myself because it was long overdue. I took my electric razor and put it on the third setting . But I pressed to hard and was going pretty fast over my dick. I felt it cut and immediately stopped. Looked at my ... | 6 | 27.666667 | |
1647275400 | 1647281323 | t3_te1h5v | t5_2to41 | 10 | Critical-Tension-115: TIFU by yelling in public
Last night I went out for some drinks with my brother and girlfriend. I was already not in a great mood but felt okay to go later. For context my girlfriend is against cigarettes and my brother smokes. She actually has snapped some my brother had given me a few weeks ago.... | 5 | 2 | |
1647276085 | 1647288743 | t3_te1qtr | t5_2to41 | 78 | LoganTheTrapGod: TIFU by calling 911 in the middle of the night
So last night at 12:43 am I woke up from bed to use the bathroom. My house is pretty dark and I’m a moron so I wanted to use my phones flashlight so I wouldn’t trip and fall in my barley awake state. I take my phone off the wireless charger and it’s dead. ... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1647280079 | 1647304008 | t3_te3amw | t5_2to41 | -9 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU for not realizing that my friend is using me for my money
I know my friend from university, and we've been friends for over a year now. We've hung out frequently; I always drive, and I always hosted. She never offered either. She doesn’t have her license, so obviously even if she wanted to dr... | 4 | -2.25 | |
1647283703 | 1647302054 | t3_te4ojw | t5_2to41 | 118 | [deleted]: TIFU when my dad found out I have a pocket pussy
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manofredgables: Lol what a shitty plan. You could've burned it, or compacted it and put it in an opaque bag and put it in the normal trash, or put it in a bowl of water until it was just goop... He probably just thinks it was a bit awkward.
madammiss... | 4 | 29.5 | |
1647284053 | 1647300901 | t3_te4tcw | t5_2to41 | 99 | mcsabas: TIFU by putting up my hand during an assembly, overstating my trust in a friend, and humiliating myself in front of my entire year
The fuckup is a week into the past at this point, yet I still feel the need to inform others about my abhorrent mistake.
On Wednesday, the 9th of March, my entire year at school ... | 3 | 33 | |
1647284965 | 1647310441 | t3_te55vs | t5_2to41 | 5,690 | YourLocaIKaren: TIFU by Reading the Vagina Vomit Front Page TIFU In Front of My Little Sister
I’m pretty sure the majority of you here have seen today’s front page post regarding the poor man that was sick and vomited into the 92 year old elderly woman’s vagina. If not, just look at the front page, it should be there.... | 21 | 270.952381 | |
1647285467 | 1647288411 | t3_te5cvq | t5_2to41 | 14 | Gay-and-Happy: TIFU by translating “I want to die” into Latin in my exercise book
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Pervert-Paramedic: As long as it’s the correct translations, grammar, spelling etc, you’d get a TICK next to it… that’s something positive.
Gay-and-Happy: I actually mistranslated lmao.
I wrote “morior” instead of “mori”, so i... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1647288934 | 1647380389 | t3_te6ojw | t5_2to41 | 1,306 | Mysterious_gecco: TIFU by telling my cat to shut up
I wanted to get this off my chest and pour out my feelings about this to someone. I was getting ready for school and my cat loves to do this thing; when i get ready for school or going somewhere important he will sit on me and stop me from getting ready. Today i was i... | 10 | 130.6 | |
1647289666 | 1647290513 | t3_te6y2e | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU my takataka found out that I like sexy legs and he is going to tell my friends
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PhakYhuu: ...what did I just read?
starliner2000: Legs.
| 3 | 4 | |
1647291670 | 1647292066 | t3_te7pfd | t5_2to41 | 10 | Infinite-Purpose6621: tifu by staring at girls breasts
I'm going to make this short this was a few days ago
I was doing my exam in class with the other students and there's this girl in front of me that cheats of my papers which I don't really mind,
So after the test the Professor take away our papers and after aroun... | 5 | 2 | |
1647294678 | 1647300969 | t3_te8rjx | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by beating my sister after being called a slur
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lifesnotfun: Both of y'all acting like children
Thick-Equiper41: True, I should handle my emotions better but what am I supposed to do? Even in completely relaxed situations when I try to speak with her like an adult woman she just dismisses me an... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1647294912 | 1647564563 | t3_te8u3q | t5_2to41 | 71 | MrFeature_1: TIFU by thinking cunnilingus is spelled differently
Literally happened 10 minutes ago. I am dating this new girl who is super hot, and it took me a long time to get with her. I tried my best to convince her how experience I am, and now that we got down to business, I asked her if she wanted me to perform c... | 10 | 7.1 | |
1647303539 | 1647304180 | t3_tebw3w | t5_2to41 | 34 | unhingedconfusion: TIFU by making a plane ride painfully awkward
Obligatory this happened over the weekend.
I was on a flight from sunny warm Florida to chilly Michigan. My logic was to dress lightly so I wouldn’t sweat like crazy and smell bad the whole flight. Cut to 1 hour into the flight where I was freezing. I de... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1647303252 | 1647347833 | t3_tebstg | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by not throwing away the extra toothbrush
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AcrobaticSource3: > used to clean human shit
The good news is that it wasn’t dog shit
> and other stains
The bad news is that you brushed with someone’s jizz
tabersnax: It's not unrealistic to say that you probably brushed with the spunk of ... | 3 | 22 | |
1647304737 | 1647306988 | t3_teca9z | t5_2to41 | 31 | ZaraMonique: TIFU by mooning my sons
So it is starting to get warmer where I love so my family could start using the pool again. Anyways I was in the pool with wife and sons(16,14,9) I was on one end with my wife and my sons were on the other side of it playing and I got out and thought it would be funny to moon my wif... | 9 | 3.444444 | |
1647304142 | 1647312065 | t3_tec35j | t5_2to41 | 33 | NotHereMason: TIFU by suggesting to sing “La Cucaracha” at a marathon
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Only4DNDandCigars: I always heard it as "cant walk due to smoking too much pot". Didn't know it was about being legless
NotHereMason: There are many versions to this song I believe. I do know which one you’re talking about.. but I know that... | 3 | 11 | |
1647305991 | 1647317982 | t3_tecp2w | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by fondling my balls and shifting my privates out of alignment.
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Ugh_why69: How saggy is you balls sack?
NoSoyRobotico: good bot
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1647306251 | 1647308799 | t3_tecsj4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by dating the wrong kinds of women
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Dobg64: How is this a TIFU?
nanaroo: T OP F'd U by being toxic and entitled.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1647306305 | 1647453676 | t3_tect8a | t5_2to41 | 9,814 | hfothrowaway123: TIFU by watching HFO-Porn
This fuckup happened a few minutes ago and I just have to tell anyone but I obviously can't, so i made this throwaway.
HFO-Porn (Hands free Orgasm) is basically hypnotic sounds of bass, moaning and other stuff that's supposed to make you cum without touching your dick. Sounds... | 12 | 817.833333 | |
1647307524 | 1647325669 | t3_ted8pr | t5_2to41 | 12,621 | sanssherrifffont: TIFU by (almost) fucking my husband to death.
This happened about a month ago, shortly before Valentine's Day. The story is best told in 2 acts.
Act I - The First FU
A friend of mine recently went through a difficult divorce, which was going to be finalized just after Valentine's Day. We were discu... | 8 | 1,577.625 | |
1647308587 | 1647440096 | t3_tedkyw | t5_2to41 | 237 | RedNova02: TIFU by not realising how serious a warning light on my dashboard was
This was actually today.
So I leave work in my little car, nothing out of the ordinary. I get to this huge roundabout leading to a dual carriageway and notice a warning light. Now I’m still pretty new to driving so have very little experi... | 10 | 23.7 | |
1647310318 | 1647312504 | t3_tee54e | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by icing my swollen eye.
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HeadbangerNeckInjury: Even if it was sexual, it isn't homoerotic to have your own boxers around your head, it's autoerotic.
AcrobaticSource3: If OP went back in time and had sex with himself, would it be homoerotic or auroerotic?
Aloha-Potato: Yes
| 4 | 2 | |
1647311510 | 1647313616 | t3_teej3x | t5_2to41 | 42 | thepizzadominator: TIFU by getting high and horny and throwin up on my friends dick
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stevief150: You motherfuckers need Jesus.
micarst: Does he know how to fix a gag reflex?
thepizzadominator: with the thumb in your hand thing? i didnt even feel anything coming. it just kinda went
| 4 | 10.5 | |
1647313294 | 1647378757 | t3_tef447 | t5_2to41 | 7,795 | JohnnyBoi213421: TIFU by getting falsely accused of sexual assault and telling my friend to send my boss proof
Throwaway because I know my friends are on here.
This all happened 2 hours ago, so this is all still fresh in my mind.
One of my (M20) friends, let's call him bob(M19), just messaged me out of the blue.
"I ... | 14 | 556.785714 | |
1647313295 | 1647316773 | t3_tef456 | t5_2to41 | 32 | vinvincin: TIFU by ordering tacos I forgot I’m allergic to
I discovered this really nice Mexican place a few weeks ago. Their tacos were amazing. However, they made me developed rashes all over body. I was so tired and knocked out today from intense studying I wasn’t even thinking when I ordered my Ubereats. Their tac... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1647314834 | 1647332095 | t3_teflmf | t5_2to41 | 50 | SaltIndependence1930: TIFU by deleting a Reddit post by mistake
It sounds worse than I thought it would.
But, oh well.
Greetings to all. Hope y’all have a better start to the day than I did *awkward laughter*
I’ve been mostly a lurker through my main account and this alt account. Never really posting anything ex... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1647316408 | 1647317981 | t3_teg31d | t5_2to41 | 21 | 2M3TAL4U: TIFU by milling Applewood
This is one for the carpenters and people who know saws and milling, you might find it funny. For everyone else- saw blades are too dang expensive. Just happened.
Working on a small project for my neighbor and I've got some branches off an apple tree that have been drying for some ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1647318509 | 1647358619 | t3_tegpdu | t5_2to41 | 16 | angelacathead: TIFU by cussing out a Girl Scout
My day has been really, really busy. Like, the kind of busy where you just start running on autopilot, and have to hope for the best that all the things will get done in a somewhat timely fashion.
One of my mind-numbing chores today was to stop by the grocery store. Gre... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1647325165 | 1647330503 | t3_teigvr | t5_2to41 | 78 | MortyTheLawyer: TIFU by accidentally setting alarm "AM" instead of "PM"
So I am a graphics designer who specializes in tracing artwork for high quality output for our clients in the US and all over the country. It's called vector tracing. So I was introduced to this by my friend, who runs profiles on freelancing sites.... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1647333588 | 1647502332 | t3_teke1k | t5_2to41 | 6 | Snowleopard1469: TIFU by going to a party with old high-school friends
This wasnt exactly today but maybe about exactly 1 year ago, I reconnected with these two girls I knew in high-school that used to be on my swim team. Funny enough both girls were named Lilly and I remembered them being really fun to chat with. Afte... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1647337504 | 1647339963 | t3_tel9l3 | t5_2to41 | -6 | zowie54: TIFU and earned a ban from r/tucker_carlson for asking questions.
Background:
Due to some very egregious and outlandish punditry by Tucker Carlson recently, I went looking for answers. When I see things and viewpoints which differ from mine, I seek to understand the other side, and maybe learn something in... | 5 | -1.2 | |
1647333540 | 1647352894 | t3_tekdpq | t5_2to41 | 33 | netr0pa: TIFU by throwing my post package which supposed to send by post instead of my garbage bag...
I was in a hurry to job so I tried to pack a post package which has to be sent today.
Thinking I could as well take out trashbin bag out since I'm a lazy person and don't want to do it lager (time optimistic as stupid... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1647339399 | 1647357963 | t3_telq41 | t5_2to41 | 22 | katatondzsentri: TIFU: I just lost my wedding ring
This just happened. I'm divorced and remarried and sometimes when I'm withy kids, I'm not at home, but in a spare apartment we have (logistics, autistic kids... I don't want to go into details).
I lost some weight last year and my ring was a bit wiggly, easy to take of... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1647341212 | 1647371695 | t3_tem64n | t5_2to41 | 3,957 | [deleted]: TIFU By Being a Heterosexual Male SA Victim
TRIGGER WARNING FOR SA
Att Mods: to this day, I truly believe this is wholeheartedly my fault.
This happened a few years ago, 22AUG2017 to be exact. I was a Soldier who had just picked up stripes and became a Sergeant. I used to be a lean mean fighting machine th... | 15 | 263.8 | |
1647345594 | 1647373986 | t3_tenbzj | t5_2to41 | 46 | kitohdzz: TIFU by trying to stop a panic attack
So this happened a few minutes ago. I've been having tons of anxiety lately, more than usual and it's making it really hard to sleep. I've been trying to distract myself by browsing through Reddit and stuff, and when I finally caught some zzz I'm woken up by a panic atta... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1647347139 | 1647368256 | t3_tensf4 | t5_2to41 | 1,390 | NewBodWhoThis: TIFU by thinking my aunt had a special Italian pet name for me
So this has actually been going on for the last 15 years, but I only figured it out today. My aunt has been living in Italy for most of her life and, obviously, speaks fluent Italian. Even when speaking in a different language, she'll sprinkl... | 12 | 115.833333 | |
1647347325 | 1647361521 | t3_tenuhn | t5_2to41 | 8,900 | SenseiBonsai: TIFU by cleaning the bathroom naked
So this is something my wife never sees me doin, and that is cleaning the bathroom. We clean it daily with a towel and a mop. But the big deep cleaning i do every month. Then my wife is at work and im home alone. I use bleach and some other chemicals to clean the bathro... | 7 | 1,271.428571 | |
1647348442 | 1647351272 | t3_teo7su | t5_2to41 | 332 | blknwhit_3: TIFU by smelling my feet and ending up in the ER (Update!)
I don't check my messages on here very often, so I just now, 5 months on from the [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qavyv9/tifu_by_smelling_my_feet_and_ending_up_in_the_er/), have seen that people have asked me for an update. So... | 6 | 55.333333 | |
1647350078 | 1647429257 | t3_teoqil | t5_2to41 | 1,521 | sincerelyconstipated: TIFU by not taking constipation seriously
Obligatory not today, but a few years ago, before the pandemic. Also, throwaway account because I like my main account and don't want this skid mark in my post history.
I (35 F) don't poop a lot. It's usually not an issue but most weeks I only end up need... | 8 | 190.125 | |
1647351246 | 1647378007 | t3_tep4is | t5_2to41 | 13 | Superlione: TIFU by driving my moms car into my sister’s wall
I found this post has been saved in my drafts for over a year. I still wanted to post:
You need a little backstory for this one:
At the time I still lived with my parents and we were in the process of moving. Our previous house had been sold for a while (1... | 3 | 4.333333 |
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