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1647541837 | 1647653842 | t3_tggu8y | t5_2to41 | 43 | Pixxel_Wizzard: TIFU by asking a female department store employee about her anatomy
There's a store I visit frequently on my lunch break, and I went there again today. There's a girl who works there and I see her all the time, and though I've spoken to her on a couple of occasions I don't know her name. A week or tw... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1647543660 | 1647731782 | t3_tghjn4 | t5_2to41 | 27 | SaladWorker420: TIFU by getting high at work
My coworker sells to me and most of the rest of the staff at the fast casual salad restaurant where we’re employed. I’m the oldest shift worker there and I’m up for a promotion I really need, I’m also the only one there who remembers when smoking had much bigger consequences... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1647547440 | 1647587853 | t3_tgixeg | t5_2to41 | 4,133 | vaselineapplier: TIFU by ordering a fleshlight to my grandmas house
I ordered a fleshlight online last night and the website uses the ShopPay service to gather your address and credit card. I typed in my email, ShopPay recognized it, and autofilled all the addresses and credit card information I had previously entered ... | 8 | 516.625 | |
1647547407 | 1647548204 | t3_tgiwyq | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my ex my boyfriend's dick pic
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srnrm1918: How about you grow up and stop praising or ‘bragging’ about your partners penis size to other people as if it’s a medal to show off, I genuinely hope you’re in High School because this is that type of behavior and you deserve whatever you get... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1647546547 | 1647549147 | t3_tgil81 | t5_2to41 | 72 | surematu22: TIFU by almost turning a sauna into a gas chamber
Obligation, didn't happened today but 6 or so years ago.
One of my classmates had a birthday in a waterpark, where I got invited and 7 others. After some fun in the pools and sliding down from the tubes, we all hopped into the sauna with the birthday boy... | 3 | 24 | |
1647547318 | 1647559324 | t3_tgivo6 | t5_2to41 | 53 | Trick-Landscape5581: Tifu by impulsively speaking Klingon to my new course facilitator
So this happened a few hours ago. I received a call regarding a new course that I would be taking in assistive technology. Keep in mind that I am not what I would consider the best at verbal communication. At some point I told him I ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1647550885 | 1647554302 | t3_tgk7df | t5_2to41 | 264 | [deleted]: TIFU and don't even remember what I did. But soon I'll have to FU my relationship with my best friend and his fiancée
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liammcginleyy: Honestly you fucked up. The right thing to do would be to tell him and just take whatever happens. If his girlfriend is willing to cheat with his best friend imagine ... | 7 | 37.714286 | |
1647551148 | 1647552614 | t3_tgkb1d | t5_2to41 | 65 | TheseNamesAreLames: TIFU by setting off a fire alarm and showing my new boss that I have a fleshlight
Today I fucked up. For context, a few months ago I moved back to my home country (the UK) after being abroad for a few years. Due to the logistical difficulties of moving country without any stepping stones already in ... | 5 | 13 | |
1647551553 | 1647551949 | t3_tgkgjt | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheWhiteCrowParade: TIFU By trying to drink comedy
So, I run [r/FTMsph](https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMsph/). A subreddit centered around the small penis humiliation with trans men. (Testosterone makes the "clit" grow and look like a small penis so the standards are different on what counts as small compared to cis men). ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1647552025 | 1647554554 | t3_tgkmxh | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU for getting mad at a guy who was trying to do the right thing
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twohedwlf: How old are you? 14? Yes, you're overreacting. Being hurt by a guy because he ...what? Didn't cheat on his GF?
Educational-Let-1027: I’m not hurt that he didn’t cheat. I’m hurt that he led me on, and he didn’t want me... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1647552488 | 1647638828 | t3_tgkt1p | t5_2to41 | 27,204 | aurxrabxrealis: TIFU By Opening my BFs “Roommates” Bedroom Door.
4ish years ago I started seeing a guy who worked in the same Industrial Park that I did. He was 28, I was 21. After a few dates, I visited his apartment in a building nearby to watch some movies. When we arrived he showed me around. The bathroom, his bedr... | 20 | 1,360.2 | |
1647551787 | 1647554908 | t3_tgkjoc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a former student of mine died
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Ocean_Spice: You cried for days over a child you didn’t even know well enough to know their actual name?
Separate-Internet-17: I knew the first name, (both had the same first name) but couldn’t remember the last name exactly. What mainly got me thinkin... | 3 | 1 | |
1647555667 | 1647556670 | t3_tglzac | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my dad's co worker a blowjob during work.
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mconnor1984: Yea that's enough reddit for the day!
johnsonbruh360420: ong, i come here for 5 minutes...
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1647556224 | 1647556942 | t3_tgm6cg | t5_2to41 | 40 | ArgentinianGuy77: TIFU by touching someone's ass by mistake
ok so today while in the bus returning from school I tried to stretch my hand cause i wasn't correctly grabing the bar because of how crowded the bus was, and I mean REALLY REALLY crowded(people had to almost get severely push each other to get down), and when... | 4 | 10 | |
1647557311 | 1647560638 | t3_tgmk8u | t5_2to41 | 10 | Purple_Ad8436: TIFU by forgetting to lock the door at work.
Today, I closed at work with my coworker. I normally remember to slam the door when I leave. Today, I decided to do a couple of backflips before I left. When I closed the door, I realized that I didn't slam it, and I only pushed it. When I tried pulling it to ... | 5 | 2 | |
1647557766 | 1647558511 | t3_tgmpxy | t5_2to41 | 213 | HI1Noremac: TIFU by sending a nude to my golf groupchat
Ok so as I’m writing this I have already had practice and been made fun of. Only two people saw before I deleted it but EVERYONE knows that it happened.
How did it happen? I (m18) was in the midst of snapping a girl I met on tinder, mutually sending pictures to e... | 4 | 53.25 | |
1647558834 | 1647577494 | t3_tgn3up | t5_2to41 | 3,917 | unidan8505: TIFU by telling my daughter about our upcoming move before bed time
This one will be short and sweet.
I've been staying with my parents for a little over a year while trying to save enough to find a home for myself and my daughter. Assuming nothing goes wrong I will be closing on the house next week and pl... | 5 | 783.4 | |
1647559133 | 1647560310 | t3_tgn7ka | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning into a nice guy to my friend and getting revenge on her when she refused to have sex with me
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jezra: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/t9rbbu/tifu\_by\_getting\_back\_at\_my\_friend\_for\_teasing\_me/
Hd0ggg: Lmfao, why do people do this dumb shit. What are you really getting by... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1647559161 | 1647562355 | t3_tgn7ww | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a financial mistake… and I need you guys to be honest with me.
Can PayPal take money from your bank account even if your account has no money? Because if so… I’M FUCKED!
So today I used PayPal to pay a $79.43 debt. I first paid $70 but for some reason I didn’t see the negative balance decreas... | 4 | 2 | |
1647560766 | 1647567534 | t3_tgnrmf | t5_2to41 | 60 | futility_belt: TIFU by walking into the wrong flatmate's room while they were butt naked.
In my flat, everyone's rooms are arranged along 2 lines. So there are like 5 on one side, and 5 on the other. Think of one side arranged like this:
1 2 3 4 5
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]
[ ] = 1 bedroom door
I have 2 v... | 4 | 15 | |
1647564379 | 1647578822 | t3_tgozw9 | t5_2to41 | 307 | Gamemaster37: TIFU by thinking it was ok to go talk to my neighbor
So this happened yesterday and I thought I’d post it here. Honestly I don’t think this is a fuck up, but I just didn’t know where to post it.
Yesterday afternoon I go and get my mail from the mail box and when I make it home I notice that a letter was... | 4 | 76.75 | |
1647566381 | 1647566632 | t3_tgpnwc | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU for hating the guy who tried to protect me and being friends with the guy who tried to hurt me
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TiltedWombat: If you know the guy tried to drug you why haven't you contacted the police??
Affectionate_Hat494: I didn't realize until a year after the fact. Also, this happened in another country an... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1647567549 | 1647568898 | t3_tgq1le | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting attacked drunk at night
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After_Pangolin_9174: Wait, so she was laughing while you were physically fighting this guy???
2nd question: if so, at what point did they think ‘oh fuck’ and you guys ran to safety
andieeey: She did not have a moment when she realised that it's a "oh fuck" s... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1647568952 | 1647602858 | t3_tgqi4i | t5_2to41 | 15 | as122000: Tifu by ordering a toy online
So last week I broke up with my girlfriend, and I thought why not just try out a sex toy? I’m single, I’m just curious, let’s just try this out.
So my horny ass goes onto Pink Cherry last weekend in the middle of the night. Finds a Riley Reid fleshlight for a decent price and wi... | 3 | 5 | |
1647569462 | 1647635862 | t3_tgqo7p | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by keeping a dark secret for years
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Roidz18: People like you are a huge problem. End of story.
muffin_eater1: Dude if you're not going to provide a solution or anything useful instead of bashing OP, go away
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1647570071 | 1647575015 | t3_tgqv6t | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwawayidiot6932: TIFU by reading my younger brother's discord messages
First off, I don't know if this violates the rule about posts with minors. I've tried to keep things very vague but I will take it down immediately if it is against the rules. I just feel like I need to tell SOMEONE about this
So I (17NB) am ver... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1647570052 | 1647570792 | t3_tgquxp | t5_2to41 | 3 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU by ruining my chances with him
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NihilityAtItsFinest: Try talking to him?
Educational-Let-1027: Ever since he cut off contact with me, I made a promise to never reach out to him first. I can’t forgive him for hurting me, even if he had his reasons, and I just have too much pride to co... | 3 | 1 | |
1647569033 | 1647663903 | t3_tgqj0u | t5_2to41 | 20 | FierceTigergirl2000: TIFU by bringing home a sea creature
So, I’m currently on spring break, and I’m currently in Jacksonville Florida. Today I went down to St Augustine and visited the beach, and as a lot of beachgoers do, I collected a bunch of shells. Now, I’m no stranger to hunting for shells, so I know that you sh... | 4 | 5 | |
1647571910 | 1647635875 | t3_tgrfsk | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU: got accused of being a pervert on the job
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Xenton: >so I just stared deadpan at this girls legs - maybe checked her out when I'm doing it - then people called me creepy.
Yes...? That's creepy dude. Why is this surprising to you.
Like you didn't even pretend you weren't checking her out ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1647571893 | 1647584341 | t3_tgrfmb | t5_2to41 | 12 | est3llia: TIFU by drinking and falling asleep
A little backstory on myself. I'm part of a very religious Islamic family and I'm the youngest child. As many might know, muslims aren't allowed to eat pork and drink alcohol. Now I hate my family and I'm not close to them at all. I'm 40+ years apart from my parents and 10+... | 3 | 4 | |
1647572568 | 1647743537 | t3_tgrnd5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | sleeplessinmtl: TIFU in a conversation with my child's old teacher
I'm typically the type that rarely thinks before I talk.... A motor mouth if you will...
I'm a parent volunteer at my girls schools library. Usually Thursday afternoons is when I go in. Today was a fairly quiet day, there were 2 other volunteers with m... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1647577315 | 1647648458 | t3_tgt2kw | t5_2to41 | 181 | throwaway3941date: TIFU by ignoring the red flags for sex
This happened two days ago.
I (26M) met her (24F) through a dating app. I should preface by saying, there were the initial warning signs like her reserved personality, her habit of whispering (even though I was right in front of her with no one around), and her... | 6 | 30.166667 | |
1647577677 | 1647578012 | t3_tgt64f | t5_2to41 | 7 | ProfessorDoctorMF: TIFU by trying to be helpful on the Nextdoor app
Just joined the app, was reading the comments about a missing dog. I see a very frustrated, confused and lost comment along the lines of "I am getting an INSANE amount of e-mails! Please STOP sending me e-mails." It's pretty obvious it's a person who i... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1647577687 | 1647580145 | t3_tgt67s | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my neighbor batteries
My neighbor posted about needing some batteries. I haven’t really talked to her before so I decided to take this chance to mingle. I walked over gave her some batteries once I got home I was invited over for dinner sometime. I said I would love that. She then asked if I w... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1647579726 | 1647613829 | t3_tgtpt0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | DogetheWow2: TIFU trying to save money on booking flights.
We were planning on going on vacation this summer to visit a friend we have not seen in 3 years so we booked flights we don't normally fly with and called it good. Today I was looking up flights for my own curiosity and found flights through our preferred airli... | 4 | 5 | |
1647582380 | 1647604179 | t3_tgudr9 | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a pregnancy test instead of 20 shots of Patron.
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litchy26: congrats you’re both irresponsible
peachhycream: Aww come on, everyone makes mistakes.
litchy26: i guess common sense isn’t very common these days.
LittleJenkins1: A mistake is like one or two times. This happening repeatedly ... | 5 | 13.4 | |
1647592865 | 1647603043 | t3_tgwsdc | t5_2to41 | 21 | MOproblems614: TIFU by trying to pump gas into the wrong car at gas station
(Sorry for format on mobile)
EDIT* neither me or my girlfriend was driving it was my mom's car my mom driving.
Today my girlfriend (31F)and I (30M) were at a gas station close to home it's a little rougher area for context. So we are in the ... | 9 | 2.333333 | |
1647599725 | 1647607181 | t3_tgyddd | t5_2to41 | 40 | kaptain_kai: TIFU by peeing in a urinal
So yes, this happened a couple months ago, not today.
I work at a large elementary school where everyone uses the same bathrooms, so urinals are low and the dividers between them are short (because kids). Also at this school there are multiple teacher offices (in Asia the teach... | 5 | 8 | |
1647602521 | 1647604378 | t3_tgz2ww | t5_2to41 | 10 | Standard-Ad9111: TIFU by getting with my best friends crush
My friend and i were on the dance team together and we were driving to a game when her crush ( she was kinda talking to him) snapped her asking to come to a pool party with him. She got excited but was nervous to go alone because she didn’t know much people t... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1647602721 | 1647605409 | t3_tgz4oz | t5_2to41 | 86 | Wolfies_Games: TIFU by replying my toxic ex
So she recently texted me right? Asking about my BIO. I, being nice, replied. Altho I never wanted to be nice to her anymore, but I can't help it to be nice and respectful towards anyone, even those who treated me wrongfully.
So anyways, we texted, she sent hints, like she ... | 8 | 10.75 | |
1647601872 | 1647604003 | t3_tgyx3u | t5_2to41 | 3 | OceanGuy1995: TIFU By Getting Upset With My Friends From Discord
So yesterday I was having a bit of a bad/depressing day and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to play Among Us despite the game making me rage at times. There's also this thing I do where I help out one of my friends get a win as imposter ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1647606309 | 1647674629 | t3_tgzenh | t5_2to41 | 598 | Alberton81: I deleted 4 years worth of data from a spreadsheet and it couldn’t be recovered. I went back to the job a few years later as a contractor and found they were still using the same spreadsheet but it was password protected and known only to a handful of people. I was not one of them.
mechabugg: yeah that's a ... | 10 | 59.8 | |
1647607184 | 1648994023 | t3_th0djn | t5_2to41 | 23 | Memo1196: TIFU by giving misinformation about my sister‘s death
I am currently in Berlin for three weeks on business due to several training courses. There I met a lot of new work colleagues who also came for business because of these trainings and stayed in the same hotel. We got along really well right away and do so... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1647608599 | 1647619999 | t3_th0u7j | t5_2to41 | 21 | notes501: TIFU by cleaning my iMac with compressed air
I've had this iMac (a1312) since I found it by the local dump with a shattered glass bezel. Took it home, cleaned it up and it worked perfectly! Added a larger hard drive and more RAM and I used this thing without the glass bezel over the LCD for 8 YEARS, mostly vi... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1647612992 | 1647705608 | t3_th2dc5 | t5_2to41 | 1,985 | MissionSupermarket22: TIFU by suggesting to my GF about future plans on living together. Was I being used as a meal ticket?
My GF [28F] and I [25M] have been in a long distance relationship for 2.5 years. I study Mechanical Engineering at university and she studies Arts at hers. Through the duration of our relationship... | 9 | 220.555556 | |
1647613285 | 1647645067 | t3_th2he8 | t5_2to41 | 2,400 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanking into the urinal at work
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NoobSkills: Why the urinal? There is no cover from someone else walking in and no towel to clean your junk.
moldyhands: It’s the danger! What’s a snake without teeth? It’s just a belt!
geckograham: Or a rat snake, a garter snake, an egg eating snake, a milk s... | 11 | 218.181818 | |
1647613515 | 1647693172 | t3_th2kex | t5_2to41 | 45,216 | fauxteria: TIFU by using coconut oil to eat ass.
This FU occurs after a recent innovation in the bedroom.
Coconut oil.
It’s great! It’s solid until it’s on your skin and then it’s a wonderful long lasting lubricant that tastes delicious, and is easy to clean up afterward.
It’s been my go too with my partner for a fe... | 14 | 3,229.714286 | |
1647614130 | 1647655813 | t3_th2sli | t5_2to41 | 11,779 | BenevolentChoice: TIFU by arriving to my mothers family dinner, naked.
It’s not often my family has get-togethers, as many of us live fairly far distances away, but it turns out everyone’s schedules just kind of synced up for once. So my mother being the kind soul she is invited us all (me, my partner and my brother an... | 15 | 785.266667 | |
1647619296 | 1647637187 | t3_th4pil | t5_2to41 | 138 | MilwaukeeMan420: TIFU eating hotdogs before a drug test
Still in disbelief. Yesterday I had my yearly urine analysis for my doctor's office. I know it's not standard everywhere but this isn't for a GP. This is psychiatrics because I am prescribed medication.
Anywho. I got into town with time to kill. I was hungry. My ... | 9 | 15.333333 | |
1647621853 | 1647639814 | t3_th5psm | t5_2to41 | 1,506 | FarragoSanManta: TIFU by having a Freudian slip.
Happened two weeks ago.
I work at a fast food joint and I'm in my 20's so definitely one of the oldest ones there. One of my coworkers, J, likes to give lots of compliments, especially during a rush (You guys are doing great. Yeah, you got this. Etc.). Nice kid and goo... | 6 | 251 | |
1647624248 | 1647626292 | t3_th7j1c | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting sexually assaulted by a dog
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PorcupinePower: Why does your ass hurt? You had pants I assume
Zerychbrx13: Naaa butt naked soccer at the park all day. You don't do that?
PorcupinePower: Only when I want an erect dog to jump me when I'm on all fours /s
Shadepanther: What are you doing S... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1647625283 | 1647641559 | t3_th8jgy | t5_2to41 | 387 | [deleted]: TIFU by shoving coke up my ass
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N0tBappo: Lol nice stolen post bud. I wonder how many posts you've stolen before? https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tgt5no/today_i_fucked_up_badly_again_because_of_coke_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
manor2003: The most painful thing about ... | 7 | 55.285714 | |
1647626135 | 1647626451 | t3_th9imu | t5_2to41 | 7 | EverestLee: TIFU by inadvertently getting myself bullied for having a crush
So, it's not a long post, but it's been on my mind for a long time.
In Primary 6, I developed a crush on this girl who sat next to me in Primary 5. We talked to each other, and we were okay friends, I guess. She was really pretty, and she was ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1647626549 | 1647630650 | t3_tha2du | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to “Weak and Powerless” by A Perfect Circle
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HalloweenRegent: Please get in therapy/counseling, homie. A good therapist/counselor can teach you how to navigate and overcome these feelings and this outlook. You can be happier and healthier than you are now just by talking to someone... | 3 | 2 | |
1647622891 | 1647715336 | t3_th6cig | t5_2to41 | 46 | bingbongboobies: TIFU by being overly confident for a job interview
This was several years ago but haunts me as one of the worst moments in my life. Some basic background: I was working at a tech support job and wanted out, had been interviewing and was having good momentum on that front. I was also on an aggressive we... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1647628144 | 1648314641 | t3_thbr9v | t5_2to41 | 3,915 | [deleted]: TIFU By doing laundry, exercising, and giving myself an "STD"
Obligatory not today, but about 2 years ago.
So I (31M) was going about my normal morning routine. Make coffee, take my laundry out of the dryer and put away, and hop on my exercise bike for a morning workout. I finish my workout, hop in the show... | 9 | 435 | |
1647630831 | 1647631130 | t3_thcq6o | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting led on
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YT_HK: Sounds more like they roofied you.
Educational-Let-1027: Jack roofied me, not John
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1647632356 | 1647654102 | t3_thda7j | t5_2to41 | 26 | Nikkiteacher: TIFU by going out to eat with an upset stomach
So, I am a 25-year-old female, and my best friend is moving to Germany soon., Let's refer to her as K. I decided to treat her to her favorite restaurant, the melting pot, as a going away dinner. Since she's busy with preparing to move, this was the only da... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1647633555 | 1647634392 | t3_thdpr7 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Educational-Let-1027: TIFU by blocking him
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MrTangent: You didn’t fuck up. Unfortunately he’s got a gf. His not accepting request shows he’s worried about gf seeing you there. Move on. It would be incredibly hard to date so far away, without the other stuff on top.
How in the heck do you even have mutual frie... | 4 | 0 | |
1647635772 | 1647639224 | t3_theild | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting suspended from school.
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MARTIEZ: You're saying all the right things but why should anybody believe that you actually mean them?
RandoCalrissian11: Common sense. School system really lacks it.
MARTIEZ: There is no lack of common sense if they expel him. He'll pay the consequences of d... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1647636747 | 1647641256 | t3_thev5e | t5_2to41 | 39 | 101068: TIFU by removing a navel stone and possibly unleashing a bellybutton infection
Last night I was drinking and went to bed. I dug into my bellybutton as I occasionally do to clean it out, but delved deeper than ever before. I pulled out a mysterious Stony mass, which after investigation was revealed to be a navel... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1647646961 | 1647688528 | t3_thendj | t5_2to41 | 21 | ManicMockingbird: What have you done?
Somebody, take his punctuation keys.
UsernamesAreRuthless: I tried cleaning it up a bit, hopefully it doesn't offend the original commenter since they seem to have gone to some pretty bad things.
'It's unfortunate that this happened to you since you're starting a new job, and al... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1647641175 | 1647708251 | t3_thgfxm | t5_2to41 | 373 | [deleted]: TIFU By messaging a coworker on Hinge.
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Phairis: I always swipe right on people I know, including coworkers. I think a lot of people do that. I think they were the one who overreacted. Especially because all you said was "😂 lmao"
If they try to bring it up, just say truthfully that you would have... | 5 | 74.6 | |
1647640598 | 1647659299 | t3_thg8i5 | t5_2to41 | 64 | ThrowinAway764: TIFU by breaking into an abandoned building [UPDATE]
Here's the first post if you didn't see it / need context.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/tdlz32/tifu_by_breaking_into_an_abandoned_building/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Right so quite a few things have happened since Sunday ... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1647639749 | 1647782162 | t3_thfxq3 | t5_2to41 | 18 | UWphoto: TIFU by getting phished on IG
Just happened. I can't believe they got me. While I was working, got a message from a causal acquaintance. Said they were starting up a clothing company, wondered if they could see if their messaging system for email sign up worked. Little weird, but I thought "Ok, I can help ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1647646824 | 1648094713 | t3_thid7p | t5_2to41 | 19 | Junior-Independent46: TIFU I got the girl who I stood a chance with flowers and messed it all up
Just like the title says I got this girl flowers. I've liked her for a really long time. She got the flowers and I didn't ask her to dance. She doesn't know it was me who got her the flowers, but she didn't seem really happ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1647648001 | 1647795698 | t3_thiql8 | t5_2to41 | 13,873 | nolakhsa: TIFU by recording a mall fight instead of getting the fuck out
edit: stop asking me to post the vid. a child died. friends and i have given statements and videos to police. from the looks of it there are no other injuries. i made this post immediately after i got home. i was losing my shit. i didn't think thi... | 12 | 1,156.083333 | |
1647648724 | 1647652832 | t3_thizdm | t5_2to41 | 43 | Athean2560: TIFU By Not Looking Before Eating
So, to set the stage I am scrolling on my phone eating Chick-fil-A my bird is with me he is enjoying a french fry. I am eating my last chicken nugget and during this time my bird unknowingly to me has moved from eating his french fry onto me and is now on my head. I finish ... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1647649488 | 1647667752 | t3_thj895 | t5_2to41 | 89 | caffeine_craving: TIFU by cancelling a few thousand customer orders
Actually, this happened years ago, just now I remembered the event and thought it would fit in here.
I'm employed as a software developer, at a company which can essentially be described as e-commerce. People order hardware and services from us, and w... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1647650339 | 1647670093 | t3_thjhxx | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by pointing out I'm alive. At a funeral.
My uncle (in his 40s-50s) passed away recently, and his wake with visitation was this evening. I attended with my mother, and I got to see a lot of family I rarely see/haven't seen in a few years.
When we were greeted by my grandparents as we were by my uncle's... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1647652974 | 1647653259 | t3_thkc5t | t5_2to41 | 11 | blaqkkitten: TIFU by accidentally triggering the SOS feature on my phone on a full plane
TIFU (yes, literally today) while sitting on my flight home from a very long work conference at 5am. I was listening to a podcast on my headphones while everyone finished boarding and it was a bit quiet since people were shuffling ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1647651747 | 1647702393 | t3_thjyd1 | t5_2to41 | 96 | PabroPicasso: TIFU by Not Listening to My Body
A little background; if you look through my post history you’ll see I’ve suffered a major spinal cord injury. These wreak havoc on the gastrointestinal system. I typical shit once every two or three days. Rarely twice in two days. Also, no burner account as I’m owning this... | 4 | 24 | |
1647654151 | 1647658202 | t3_thkonx | t5_2to41 | 26 | Psykpatient: TIFU by eating Spaghetti Carbonara
This happened earlier this week. I usually buy prepackaged lunches for work because I am too lazy to not cook an extra meal and we never have leftovers. In the grocery store near me they have this prepackaged carbonara that I believe they make in store. The authenticity o... | 14 | 1.857143 | |
1647654190 | 1647702045 | t3_thkp3c | t5_2to41 | 9 | Soul_Walker: TIFU by disassembling a keyboard that wasn't meant to be opened (by user).
Hey, this is my first tifu here, so here it goes. This happened today, barely few hours ago.
TL;DR: Opened up a fancy mech keyboard and noticed I wouldn't be able to put it back up again.
[pic](https://i.imgur.com/a361Cym.jpeg) \-... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1647654454 | 1647692787 | t3_thkrx0 | t5_2to41 | 23,312 | --TenguDruid--: TIFU and almost killed my girlfriend by accidentally "crawling at me like a demon" (her words) up our staircase on all fours. I swear, I can explain.
Hey, guys.
It's about 3am here in Norway at the moment and I just fucked up a bit.
We're borrowing my girlfriend's father's house for the weekend while ... | 11 | 2,119.272727 | |
1647656692 | 1647657970 | t3_thlfsg | t5_2to41 | 10 | Key-Yogurtcloset5343: Tifu by accident grinding on the pastor's kid
So I went on a mission trip with my church great trip. So glad I went on it. We were chilling in my hotel room and the pastor's kid knocks on our door. He walk in we get to talking and he puts himself between the bed. It looked like he was levitating. ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1647657041 | 1648169556 | t3_thljhc | t5_2to41 | 5 | Secure_Watercress_55: TIFU by being subbed to a subreddit about drugs for ages without realising.
As one does, I am casually scrolling through Reddit, looking at some pictures of cute animals, procrastinating doing my homework as one does. I saw a post, which was, frankly, far more NSFW than my taste. Nothing very grap... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1647656730 | 1647662194 | t3_thlg70 | t5_2to41 | 18 | computershateme77: TIFU by throwing a tantrum because of a cake
To set the stage for my fuck up here is a quick back story. My work was planning a group lunch and everyone was expect to bring something. I offered to bring a cake since I normally like baking and had wanted to try a new recipe. Everyone got excited a... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1647656477 | 1647662109 | t3_thldo0 | t5_2to41 | 90 | DonFrijote: TIFU by accidentally hurting my wife at the Taco Bell drive-through and almost getting the cops called on us
A couple of hours ago my wife and I went to a Taco Bell drive-through. We order and pull up to the window. I was in the middle of telling my wife how I almost got my eyebrow piercing ripped off durin... | 6 | 15 | |
1647660974 | 1647733904 | t3_thmot7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Soup_Man420: TIFU by drinking too much caffeine at work
So, Ive been working for an office moving company for about a year now. Our job is to go to big businesses that need people moved between buildings or to other buildings, document the employee's workstation, unplug everything, and then plug it back in after it's b... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1647663254 | 1647663824 | t3_thnbng | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to flirt with my friend
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LegendOmegaX: Back here for the second time, my dude? Didn't you post this last week too?
Adragongentleman: The fact that he changed small details like the sport or others makes me think It's a huuuuuuuuge ass lie which honestly makes me kinda glad
LegendOmega... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1647663080 | 1647666370 | t3_thna1n | t5_2to41 | 10 | anon_bella: TIFU by rolling a 4-wheeler and ended up in the hospital
Title explains most of it. I’m visiting my mom for Spring Break and her boyfriend has these quad bikes, or 4 wheelers. He also lives on 90 acres so tons of hills and plain to drive on.
Took my boyfriend for a ride, drove down a big hill and tried to... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1647664168 | 1647720426 | t3_thnk5q | t5_2to41 | 971 | [deleted]: TIFU by prematurely telling my mom that I'm pregnant
So I 23f didn't think I could get pregnant. I have been told by many doctors that i am infertile due to a medical condition that I would rather not share online. I am engaged to a loving man 29m (we have our ups and down, but he is mostly awesome) and we ... | 6 | 161.833333 | |
1647671338 | 1647707815 | t3_thp9vn | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by invading another country, messing up with the wrong people and becoming a war criminal
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asdf_qwerty27: 
Meanttobepracticing: I wish someone would tell Zelensky to get a shave. He looks scruffy!
asdf_qwerty27: I'm sure he will get right on that when he gets a m... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1647674873 | 1648095527 | t3_thq1sz | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: tifu by waiting for my new friend outside of the bar.
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Potatotornado20: Hopefully she texts
Trill_f0x: She text me!!!
Potatotornado20: Ask her out!
| 4 | 4.5 | |
1647679707 | 1647710036 | t3_thr3j4 | t5_2to41 | 81 | funkemard: TIFU by accidentally flooding my 7 year old son’s Minecraft world trying to build him a giant robot as a surprise while he was asleep
My son (7) loves playing Minecraft on his Nintendo Switch. Lately he’s been asking me to join. I’ve never played it before, but what beats gaming with your kid, right?
So he ... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1647679579 | 1648279803 | t3_thr2jc | t5_2to41 | 46 | sweetmacabre: TIFU by trying to compliment my husband’s grandmother
Reasons why it should be totally legal to voluntarily have your vocal cords clipped part 24:
I just saw my husband's Mamaw walking through to go to the bathroom. She's sleeping in a oversized tshirt, underwear (duh), and she had slipped her tennis sh... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1647683355 | 1647712767 | t3_thrvur | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by moving and breaking up within 3 days.
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kramnamtrah: You’re a gay man right? You say I (25M)?
Ok-Distribution7088: Oh, 25 F. Didnt see that
| 3 | 9 | |
1647684203 | 1647704268 | t3_ths2xm | t5_2to41 | 6,781 | LearnFromTheList: TIFU listing my sexual preferences
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DBGYoutube: Man, I remember being 17 and just being grateful for the deed. This guy here is making lists aha.
LearnFromTheList: Lol I'm grateful now more than ever cause it seems like I'm gonna go back to masturbating for the time being.
[deleted]: If i was... | 10 | 678.1 | |
1647684195 | 1647902658 | t3_ths2v8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Low_Rise6804: TIFU by taking the biggest L
i already posted this in r/lonliness but I feel like this story is worth telling here.
Basically, yesterday I took the biggest L.
I was out with a girl I liked, one of my friend came and started to make fun of her and her hobby, this will obviously end up with her getting ma... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1647671646 | 1647704300 | t3_thpccz | t5_2to41 | 3 | senbonzekra: TIFU by watching a playthrough of Elden Ring
Spoiler alert it contains spoilers of elden ring endgame TLDR at the bottom
This happened 15 minutes ago and i am still cursing myself for it
My brother and sister in law live with my parents and me and my room is upstairs adjacent to their room. I consider my... | 3 | 1 | |
1647671309 | 1647732492 | t3_thp9np | t5_2to41 | 10 | TurtlesAndMustard: TIFU by leaving the curtains open
opened my curtains a couple weeks back to let some natural light in and left them open. I slept with them open and got ready in the morning with them open. Earlier I got out of the shower but forgot to bring clothes with me when I went in. So I walked naked into my ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1647689567 | 1647703615 | t3_thtb92 | t5_2to41 | 37 | Chikklam: TIFU by going to a local club bar for “service”
Boys trip (3) to Goa gone bad. It was my friends 20th birthday and the trip was kind of unplanned. So here we are in the middle of the road with no transport, dressed up and wanting to party. This random guy approaches us and says he can take us to an amazing pa... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1647689798 | 1647719846 | t3_thtdeu | t5_2to41 | 1,837 | Heavenality: TIFU by Pavloving my dog into starting his morning with a cup of coffee
this happened over the course of my dogs 7 year life, and im sure im not the only one.
i start my morning much like many other adults; wake up, brush my teeth, make a cup of coffee, let my dog, Ollie out to use the bathroom, and then... | 7 | 262.428571 | |
1647690505 | 1647780854 | t3_thtjou | t5_2to41 | 10,554 | [deleted]: TIFU: Bought a menstrual cup. My confidence and my vag may never recover.
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grouchytortoise: If it makes you feel better I also have a menstrual cup story lol.
First time use went totally fine. Cleaned and reinserted. Came to bed time and it was stuck. Being tired I said cba I’ll deal in the morning... | 15 | 703.6 | |
1647697600 | 1647709824 | t3_thvj63 | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by smelling a tonsil stone
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iwetmyplants703: EW TO LITERALLY ALL OF THIS WHO EATS THEIR TONSIL STONES JFC
ACERVIDAE: Not only eating them, he chewed them first.
gzombiez: That part made me feel physically ill. My stomach hurts just from reading that.
ACERVIDAE: It smells like infection, stop ch... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1647711828 | 1647722404 | t3_thvmf4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | MJSsaywakeyourselfup: I never said u said it was bad. I was just asking why you felt the need to say it
notherefor-the-upvot: Is she yo girl? She a ho
MJSsaywakeyourselfup: That is no way to talk about your mumma
notherefor-the-upvot: Oh bra dat was lit
MJSsaywakeyourselfup: Litty like yo mummas tiddies 🔥
| 5 | 1 | |
1647699089 | 1647723003 | t3_thw0fd | t5_2to41 | 40,634 | VividAlps: TIFU by going to a prostitute and finishing within a minute
I am M 21, german. Only had a girlfriend for about 8 months when I was 17 and those were the only times I actually had Sex. I am incredibly socially awkward and scared to go outside. At this point I am also addicted to pornography.
The fact that... | 15 | 2,708.933333 | |
1647698999 | 1647713296 | t3_thvzaj | t5_2to41 | 137 | saltwaterbound: TIFU by getting a terrible crush on my dentist
last monday my wife and i went for a cleaning/screening at our new dentist (we just moved to a new area).
i got in the chair and met the assistant. she put the heart rate monitor on me and proceeded to snap a few x-rays. all good.
my wife is sitting in th... | 7 | 19.571429 | |
1647700486 | 1647722142 | t3_thwh0h | t5_2to41 | 12 | bought_winrar_twice: TIFU by not thinking I've committed a hit and run
This happened some time ago. While maneuvering out of a parking bay, I bumped backwards into the front of another car. I hit the brakes before impact and was then going like 1 to 1.8 mph. I couldn't see any damage on the other car and simply left. I... | 4 | 3 |
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