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1674963691 | 1674966191 | t3_10nxzh2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | KKTT_ihopeidontdie: TIFU cuz i slept over without permission
TIFU cuz i slept over without my parents permission
So a bit of background of my family. It's a typical Asian family, like girls aren't allowed to go through night time, cant go private with boys, being obedient and stuff like that. So u can figured out tha... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1674966211 | 1674985443 | t3_10nyrc7 | t5_2to41 | 1,824 | [deleted]: TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie
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AcrobaticSource3: You have a weird side gig, sir.
KcocNoisnetxeGib: Right?!? And I read this twice for the sheer “how the fuck does one get a job like that?“ factor. Lol
Yisuscrais69: It al starts with someone asking you “what are you willing to do” w... | 5 | 364.8 | |
1673231603 | 1673235835 | t3_10725lc | t5_2to41 | 69 | Ok_Play_4391: TIFU by taking a DNA test
Well, this fuck up starts about a month ago when I decided to take a DNA test to learn more about where my family comes from. I used one of those services where you mail in a sample and wait for results. It lets you know what percentage of DNA you share with other family members ... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1674970961 | 1674972850 | t3_10o06f1 | t5_2to41 | 89 | throwaway_20202222: Tifu by trying to take care of nether acne
This story starts about an hour ago when I got out of the shower, when I had noticed a particularly large white bump on my privates.
So I did what any idiot would do and wanted to see if I could just.. pop it, like a zit. After a few uncomfortable minutes o... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1674971689 | 1674972494 | t3_10o0dx0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | CumTastingThrowaway: TIFU by accidentally tasting my own cum.
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thickhipstightlips: Gahahahahahahaa
CumTastingThrowaway: please, i’ve suffered already you don’t need to laugh 😭
thickhipstightlips: You shouldn't share such a hilariously embarrassing story on Reddit then 🤷♀️
Maybe don't eat or lick stuff tha... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1674968286 | 1674990052 | t3_10nzdi0 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Dirnol: TIFU by putting up a snowflake wall for the holidays
My wife and I just bought our first house in 2022 and since we don’t have a lot in the way of decorations yet we’ve been getting creative with things we can make ourselves. For Halloween, I printed out hundreds of little bats with my Cricut and put them on th... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1673233314 | 1673317394 | t3_1072s18 | t5_2to41 | 2,776 | tyrannosnorlax: TIFU by breaking things off with a fling, and promptly getting dick-bombed afterwards.
Dick bombed? What’s that?
Well, let me tell you a tragic tale.
Obligatory not today, but: I had just (years ago) started working at a restaurant, and there was a cute server who flirted with me during our shifts. We... | 8 | 347 | |
1673235015 | 1673242351 | t3_1073dp8 | t5_2to41 | -7 | Successful-Hour1258: TIFU by purchasing airplane tickets to the wrong city
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Blue_Osiris1: 12?!
Successful-Hour1258: Fuck 12 buy my mixtape
chardar4: Yeah I think that’s what everybody’s worried about
Bridledbronco: Sounds like this mixtape is going to get people a spot in prison.
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1673234831 | 1673236346 | t3_1073bdg | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking for help opening a jar of jalapeños
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ppw23: Sprinkle baking soda and Borax on the mattress tomorrow. Brush it into the pad, vacuum and repeat. Perfume isn’t a good choice. After using the baking soda mixture, use original blue Dawn and hot, hot water. Scrub well, use a fan directed on... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1674976579 | 1675034895 | t3_10o1qr5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: Tifu by looking into my gf synced contacts on her computer.
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Silly-Cloud-3114: I don't think you FU by seeing the contact. But one thing is unclear from your story - was she assaulted by the guy or did she cheat willingly?
If you asked her why he's in the top list what would she say? The thing is i... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1673239196 | 1673241657 | t3_1074tvs | t5_2to41 | -14 | [deleted]: TIFU By taking a prank too far
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jnelparty: Careful, you don't want her family to find out and cut your head off.
pkertb: I faced flak from friends and family when they found out how religious her family was/is. Honor killing would honestly would have been within they're wheelhouse.
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1674980143 | 1674981135 | t3_10o2otc | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to clean my boyfriend’s comb
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PMMeIfYouAre_Bored: Ermm what's the fuckup here?
DudeitsAgame: She didn’t eat the hairy mold
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1673241059 | 1673246671 | t3_1075gol | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a friend about some dick pics.
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MyDadBod_2021: >I think it's best if I just let her reach out if she wants.
This. You blocked him and did what you did (which I agree with). Just let it go. It's in the wife's hands
GamerGrunt: I doubt 'it' is going to be in her hands anymore.
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1674982305 | 1675021099 | t3_10o38mk | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexting a stranger from chat
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Evilsushione: Report them to the police, that is illegal.
CBGN4RLYY: Dudes on Omegle probably using a VPN. Cops are gonna get your statement and when you leave throw it in the trash. They can’t do anything about it.
Evilsushione: FBI
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1674982570 | 1675102029 | t3_10o3b0h | t5_2to41 | 41 | Immediate_Bee7022: TIFU by throwing up
I (F18) and my bf(M19) have been dating for around 8months 5 of those we have been in an physical relationship, before we got together he thought he was gay he now identifies as bisexual with a preference for men, I am also bisexual and prefer men. Now here’s where I fucked up, a ... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1674982406 | 1675042232 | t3_10o39hc | t5_2to41 | 1,829 | Suka_Blyad_: TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself
TLDR: I bought a 10 foot long dryer vent and was sizing it up outside Home Depot where I bought it to make sure it would fit my trucks exhaust, which admittedly without context could easily looks like I’m gonna go home, plug it... | 4 | 457.25 | |
1674015093 | 1674068811 | t3_10exlyn | t5_2to41 | 753 | whitebIoodredsnow: TIFU by staying awake for about 30 hours
Long story short I fucked up by having to work a morning shift, run errands in the afternoon, watch a concert in the evening and then work an overnight shift all in the same wake cycle.
Around 24 hours in I started to feel almost drunk, as in very slow cogni... | 7 | 107.571429 | |
1673248236 | 1673249291 | t3_1077qls | t5_2to41 | 23 | J_cracka: tifu by calling the fire truck over a thermometer
Called the fire truck over a thermometer
Not today but years ago when I was a kid I had a fish tank. I had a old aquarium thermometer laying around that I wanted to use. So I was rinsing it of not relising there was a crack in the glass. While rinsing a combi... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1674986645 | 1675016906 | t3_10o4cem | t5_2to41 | 23,139 | Starving_orphans11: TIFU by investigating a sound in the McDonald’s bathroom
This odd memory occurred roughly 4-5 years ago when I was still in high school. At the time, I 15-16M was with a small group of friends. We were all sophomores and had just started to explore the world of marijuana.
It’s a Friday or Saturday... | 12 | 1,928.25 | |
1673261319 | 1673318724 | t3_107bgf7 | t5_2to41 | 115 | throwaway9274899: TIFU by not telling my crush sooner what my feelings were
I, (M19) and my crush (M21) who we will call J, have been friends for half a year exact. I’ve had feeling for him for around three weeks now but recently he met someone we’ll call R. He has been boosting on and on about how he had caught feelin... | 7 | 16.428571 | |
1673265931 | 1673392127 | t3_107csex | t5_2to41 | -13 | PiergiorgioSigaretti: TIFU by joking too much about suicide
Basically I (15M) joke about everything. Literally everything. Today at school I told a couple of jokes about suicide (one was: *talking about tattoos* me: “do you know the dashed line with the scissors on it that you found in elementary school? I wanna get a ... | 11 | -1.181818 | |
1673271380 | 1673272668 | t3_107ekqh | t5_2to41 | 59 | MilkLazy7144: Tifu: my life is coming undone.
Last Tuesday morning I got up to go for a run around 430 in the morning. I woke up just thinking about having sex. Whether if it was from my wife or someone else. Which that thought never crossed my mind. I thought I was happy in my marriage and with our life. Anyways aft... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1674994999 | 1675017792 | t3_10o6hq0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Singaya: TIFU by comically stupid misuse of designer drugs
So by way of foreshadowing, I have this recurring dream where I drop acid and suddenly realize I have to be somewhere and can't get out of it. I spit out the tab but have no idea how much was already absorbed, it's a relief to wake up not on acid.
So I'm drink... | 4 | 3 | |
1675002924 | 1675033469 | t3_10o917v | t5_2to41 | 844 | SkeletalBabe: TIFU by driving into my sisters car and planning to stay silent.
TIFU by driving into my sisters car and planning to stay silent.
So this literally just happened, and I don't know what to do. I 17f is learning how to drive so I can get my licence in 3 months when I turn 18. Just for clarity I know how to... | 7 | 120.571429 | |
1675006079 | 1675030898 | t3_10oa8ql | t5_2to41 | 30 | RetroRedditor: TIFU Telling a friend I need space because I still have feelings for her
I (26M) have been seeing a close friend (26F) for the past few months and hanging out together. Last month, I told her I had feelings for her and asked her out on a date. She said it needs more time and she sees me as a friend right... | 5 | 6 | |
1673279016 | 1673280222 | t3_107hjh9 | t5_2to41 | 169 | shanishere1: TIFU by siding with me fiancée to tell her colleague to end his toxic relationship
The classic this wasn't today but I learnt of the result of it yesterday.
Context I (M26) and fiancée (F24) we will call L, have been together for almost 10 years and we recently bought a house and puppy together. Her col... | 5 | 33.8 | |
1675006943 | 1675165093 | t3_10oakja | t5_2to41 | 299 | Colinian18: TIFU by buying too much crypto
Disclaimer: This actually happened a few days ago.
I recently got into crypto and have gotten a little ambitious. Well, I put most of my paycheck into the markets, had a few bills go through and my account went into the negative. I figured it would sort itself out a... | 15 | 19.933333 | |
1673279818 | 1673280935 | t3_107hvcs | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a terrible partner
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Rainbow62993: Don't blame your mess up on "smoking marijuana and being in my head". You were just an AH 🤷♀️
leafsplz: I never said I wasn't but thanks for nitpicking
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1673283034 | 1673283625 | t3_107j8sz | t5_2to41 | 5 | stanlapeire: TIFU by lying abt the fact i have a gf
Ight here we go, fyi, english isnt my motherlanguage
Around the end of 2019, i did some volunteering work. Here, i saw some1, who looked like she´d be able to pull anyone. But hey, somehow, i was attracted. Here i made the mistake of making up a lie, i lied about hav... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1673283442 | 1673302864 | t3_107jf56 | t5_2to41 | 39 | ughburner7: TIFU I called my dad a bad person
Today is the one month anniversary of me telling my dad I'm a bad person.
I'm a junior in high school. I like to keep up with current events and stay current. Lately I've been really interested in problems facing young people and one of the things I found is how big corpor... | 3 | 13 | |
1673284773 | 1673332832 | t3_107k0a5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | No-Ferret3239: TIFU by telling my friend's gf that he might of cheated on her
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Cibell: Reddit please remember there are teenagers using this website. These are kids who don’t know how to use punctuation.
It’s should have man, there’s no such thing as ‘should of’. I’m seeing it more and more often :(
SethMalc... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1675014027 | 1675206077 | t3_10odf0o | t5_2to41 | 3 | zubekakkin: TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China
In 2019 me and my wife started our green card process when we we about to have our first child. We had all of our paper work accepted and were interview approved in February of 2020. Then, came along Trump and his ban on immigration into the USA so we were dead in t... | 10 | 0.3 | |
1675013573 | 1675052235 | t3_10od89u | t5_2to41 | 332 | Mericans4Merica: TIFU by experiencing overwhelming happiness
This was last weekend, but the consequences only became clear yesterday.
A little context before the actual incident. Two years ago I went through a breakup with someone I loved very much, who had been my friend for years before we started dating. The relat... | 5 | 66.4 | |
1675013947 | 1675030561 | t3_10oddts | t5_2to41 | 12 | Aggravating_Island37: TIFU by ignoring the random paranoia of having a kidney stone over the last week
This is an actively ongoing TIFU. I'm not gonna be vulgar, but I will be frank about the human body be warned.
To set the scene a little, I had my first and only other kidney stone about a decade back. Woke up that d... | 4 | 3 | |
1673286800 | 1673369437 | t3_107kw1u | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by video sexting a stranger who recorded everything
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OakeyDokie: I would delete my account and turn on strict privacy blocks on all my other social media or even just go full blackout and delete all social media. If he sees that he has no way to contact you to even request payment then why woul... | 6 | 9.833333 | |
1675018261 | 1675018576 | t3_10of6p2 | t5_2to41 | 28 | sleepy-tired: TIFU by helping my dad transfer files to his laptop
This happened today.
My partner and I are temporarily living at my parents’ second home and they come and stay here at the weekends. Today I had some documents on my laptop that my dad wanted to see which were too large to send via email so I put them o... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1673287666 | 1673289856 | t3_107l9oh | t5_2to41 | 2 | daydreamer1217: TIFU I forgot to take out a lunchbox out of a backpack
I am an at home daycare provider. I just started recently enough. I am a young woman who loves kids and wants them to feel safe and secure in my care. I know the previous owner of the daycare and I am definitely not her, she’s a great woman and I ha... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1675019197 | 1675039372 | t3_10ofkux | t5_2to41 | -6 | fatbussy777: TIFU by kicking my father down the stairs… UPDATE!!
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Goose1535: Cringiest shit I've read in a while
fatbussy777: not taking this from a british knob that plays raid shadow legends 😂 my waifus >>>>
Goose1535: Would rather try a mobile game once than regularly cumming on a body pillow a... | 4 | -1.5 | |
1675018949 | 1675103898 | t3_10ofh9q | t5_2to41 | 2,687 | visit_magrathea: TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway
This happened yesterday in NYC. I took the A train uptown from 59th St as I always do coming home from work. It was relatively busy for a Saturday and there were lots of folks on the platform and already on the train. So, when the car the pulled up closest... | 8 | 335.875 | |
1675020908 | 1675021613 | t3_10ogarr | t5_2to41 | -9 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller.
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Splyce123: If you have a controller that only ever had 1000 made, you don't take it out of the box.
JustNoticedThat: I opened the box up so I could put it on display. I used only about three times. My dad was the one who used it mostly, and I didn’t kn... | 7 | -1.285714 | |
1673291815 | 1673323306 | t3_107n3z1 | t5_2to41 | 88 | Wonderful-Train-5855: TIFU, as usual.
Tifu, you see me (M-16) am not exactly the social type, and speaking to people who are not my friends and especially to women, doesn't come as easy to me as speaking to male friends. Today I was walking back to the bus station and saw a friend of mine with a girl I *really* think l... | 4 | 22 | |
1675021392 | 1675037813 | t3_10oghzz | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU: buy accidentally buying sugar free werthers originals.
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kikmaester: Meh, call me when there's juicy fallout from your fuckup. Like, I'm glad I guess that you are not having the shits right now...but it'd be a better read if you did.
"I bought the wrong thing but fixed it before I ate any or ... | 3 | 3 | |
1675026831 | 1675027707 | t3_10oit97 | t5_2to41 | 38 | ChurchBathThrowaway: TIFU by masturbating at church
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pygame: hey in this creative writing exercise is the character you’re playing bisexual?
wtshiz: And since today is Sunday, OP what day does your fictional church give the eucharist on if this was 'a few days ago'?
ChurchBathThrowaway: Consequences started to... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1673294551 | 1673372840 | t3_107obj5 | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU for throwing away an ENTIRE semester
All my college exams are in a week and I am going to fail every single one of them. I might have to redo an entire year of college just because I was too busy playing videogames and watching some corn.
I am worried about my parents but most importantly I have let my... | 4 | 13 | |
1673320742 | 1673323816 | t3_107owfo | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: That’s not what I said if you looked at my previous comment, I said that the parents were kind and generous enough to take care of this person while she was not able to… however, after reading through more of the comments and OPs responses it made me feel like she was dealing with a narcissistic person.
McKi... | 16 | 3.125 | |
1675028579 | 1675112806 | t3_10ojjqh | t5_2to41 | 25 | Insanityforfun: TIFU by ordering Girl Scout Cookies and realising I might have face blindness
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1675030844 | 1675047560 | t3_10okhxs | t5_2to41 | 30 | Overall_Cream2907: Tifu by soiling my pants at the gym.
Right I know it’s stupid before I get all the comments. This lately my life has been a little hectic, I’m waking at 5am getting ready to go to work which is about a 3 hour trip to and from (yeah I know it’s a slog but it pays well and I really enjoy what I do)
... | 5 | 6 | |
1675033187 | 1675111589 | t3_10olgdg | t5_2to41 | 44 | Buggyboy05: TIFU by slashing a random person's tires
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vrythngvrywhr: > I have ADHD so this is triggering to me.
Holy fucking shit this generation is as soft as a baby's ass.
moistnote: Soft? This guy slashed two tires!!! But yea, blaming being a dumb ass alcoholic on adhd is cringe.
vrythngvrywhr: Getting ... | 8 | 5.5 | |
1675037212 | 1675039021 | t3_10on2e3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | TeetotaylorSwift: TIFU: Honeymoon, Nashville TN, Unlimited Whiskey, Leslie Jordan, Flowers for Algernon, Projectile Vomiting, Alcohol Poisoning, Food Poisoning, Taylor Swift, Grand Theft Auto, Feral Cat, Property Damage, No Divorce Edition
Happy Sunday. Y'all!
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TL;DR: Went on Honeymoon to Nashville TN to ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1675038123 | 1675045594 | t3_10onf40 | t5_2to41 | 23 | Powermetalbunny: TIFU by buying 5000 MTG cards
So.... I (29f) have many hobbies that I partake in. One is the construction of costumes, cosplay accessories, props etc... and another is collecting Magic the Gathering cards. A couple of towns over from where I live there is a lovely little tabletop, board and card game... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1675038357 | 1675040369 | t3_10onidf | t5_2to41 | 5 | Miserable_0ne: TIFU when you paid USD94.50 annual subscription after using a free trial at lucidchart
9 days ago, I tried a trial version on LucidChart. It requires your credit card number to use it. So I'm a desperate student who needs to settle an assignment for diagramming. So I inserted my debit card info and promi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1675037665 | 1675062985 | t3_10on8jb | t5_2to41 | 13,761 | BruhImSoTired111: TIFU by throwing my tentacle dildo across the room at my roommate
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cunninglinguist32557: A roommate once came into my room to ask me a question, and as she was talking I realized my vibrator was sitting out on a chair next to my bed. For some reason my instinct was to reach for it. Thankfully... | 13 | 1,058.538462 | |
1673302526 | 1673388472 | t3_107rwbw | t5_2to41 | 567 | Delicious_Froyo_7654: TIFU by telling my gf/fiance to accept her audible gift.
So, granted, this wasn't today and this is an anonymous user.. But anyway.I have known this girl for literally half my life (more, actually), and during most of it we always wanted to be together. About a 8 years ago we got engaged, but shit... | 7 | 81 | |
1675039320 | 1675109013 | t3_10onvj1 | t5_2to41 | 55 | poo_munch: Tifu by accepting a bonus job my from boss
Obligatory this happened several years ago but I was reminded of it by the recent post about a guy investigating mysterious sounds in a McDonald's bathroom.
Like many productive teens I worked a mind numbing job enslaved to that sinister clown. One day my boss came... | 5 | 11 | |
1673304961 | 1673750105 | t3_107sizy | t5_2to41 | 22 | bros402: What's going on?
aliengsxr: Well a bunch of things and tbh it's getting to be exhausting explaining it all even. Short and sweet I'm ou5 of $$$ and out of health insurance and my back and liver are fucked. I really don't want to go about finding ways to get treated as I'm exhausted of jumping though the hoops ... | 12 | 1.833333 | |
1673305180 | 1673310785 | t3_107t26z | t5_2to41 | 11 | omniscient_anomaly: TIFU by eating an edible
I would just like to preface this by saying that I live in Ireland, where weed is still illegal. I am not new to weed by any means, and I fucked up bad. I'm posting this just to get it off my chest more than anything, as this all went down last night.
So last night I (20F) ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1673307835 | 1673309210 | t3_107u6rv | t5_2to41 | 34 | Ok_Art_5765: Tifu by messaging my ex on grindr
It hasn’t even been two weeks since he(34m) broke it off with me(32m) after 13 years. I still miss him, and apparently that means I am now an inconsolable pathetic mess. I’m still unsure why he decided to end things after so long without any major discussion. I had asked h... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1675048306 | 1675091875 | t3_10or3yr | t5_2to41 | 14 | Buggyboy05: TIFU for getting revenge on my drivers Ed partner
AITA for getting revenge on my drivers Ed partner
I’m currently taking drivers Ed at school, and how it works is you’re paired up with a partner, and one partner drives and the other is in the back “observing”, and then we switch. Anyways, my partner, let’s... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1675053085 | 1675112787 | t3_10osqky | t5_2to41 | 15 | Educational-Bit308: TIFU for accidentally getting my 9-year-old nephews drunk
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nightimefog: A Prime symptom of an intoxicated child?? Does this mean you have experience with this???
The prime symptom of an ADULT being drunk is stumbling.
The prime symptom of a child being A CHILD is stumbling
😂
CrossXFir3:... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1675053302 | 1675135795 | t3_10ost2s | t5_2to41 | -3 | -1KingKRool-: TIFU by going behind my girlfriend’s back and getting a paternity test
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[https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ntye9/tifu_by_making_my_buddy_realize_his_daughter_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=io... | 6 | -0.5 | |
1673312730 | 1673362383 | t3_107w355 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Littlebatgamess: Tifu by eating a spicy hotdog
This happened a day ago and I'm still suffering from it ad a result. I was just bored late night and remembered I still had a hotdog from the previous night so I went and put some Chilli supplys upon it and warmed it up. Let me tell you it was divine but what happened in t... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1673314043 | 1673390836 | t3_107wkws | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by marketing my (now ex) girlfriends porn account on 4Chan, and in the process putting us in the crosshairs of every incel on the planet.
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Bubbagumpredditor: You chose 4chan. You knew the risks.
cal-brew-sharp: If you read the whole thing it was posted on reddit with same response.
Bubbagumpred... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1675057666 | 1675108390 | t3_10ou5n6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Manfredini21: TIFU by punching a PC to fix it
Obligtory NOT TODAY, probably 6 years ago, in class.
People were passin around a school camera while my friend and I were trying to fix computer CD drive that got stuck outside, but it didn't got stuck randomly or because it was faulty, it was purposely stuck with a, let's... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1675057183 | 1675099726 | t3_10ou0m4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Hehe_boi420: TIFU by beating a bully
So for context I (16m) have always had fat and low self esteem issues. Due to these, I always stuck up with people that didn't really appreciate me and used me for their personal benefits. For some time now I have been doing excersise and running to slim up and get in shape. This h... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1675059639 | 1675102601 | t3_10our45 | t5_2to41 | 2,137 | kind-gladiator3487: TIFU by walking in on my parents doing the freaky and having my dad get mad at me for interrupting him
I (21f) still live at home since I’m in college, so it’s just me and my parents. My very..expressive parents. Anyway, we have a sunroom off of the living room in our house where we keep our shoes a... | 12 | 178.083333 | |
1673315948 | 1673319025 | t3_107xaap | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu by arguing at a party
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GeneralChillMen: My comment from the other thread
> Oh your back. This guy has been doing these posts for at least a year and a half that I know of. He’s lost in basketball, pool, and arm wrestling that I can remember off the top of my head. It’s always some “men are... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1675059905 | 1675123547 | t3_10ouu0x | t5_2to41 | 36 | QuirkyWizard: TIFU By telling my platonic friend I would date her
TIFU by telling my platonic friend that I would date her given the opportunity. Let me preface this by saying no I do not hangout with her to get in her pants/ try and convince her of a relationship we have only ever been platonic and it's been that way ... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1675062680 | 1675063766 | t3_10ovm46 | t5_2to41 | 12 | AnxiousManxious09: TIFU by looking up reviews for my new job on job sites.
I was excited and nervous about the job. It's my first job since graduating college a few months ago.
It's a medical assistant job for a big company. I'm starting training this week.
I wanted to know more about the job from the workers persp... | 4 | 3 | |
1673317244 | 1673319228 | t3_107xrps | t5_2to41 | 30 | Savage_Bacon: TIFU By getting to know my neighbor too well
2022 was a rough year for me so when I ran into my next door neighbor and she invited me out for a day trip I thought "A real connection, Sounds great!" anyway the day trip goes fine the only thing I really notice is that she pretty much non stop talks about he... | 3 | 10 | |
1673317520 | 1673330077 | t3_107xveh | t5_2to41 | 174 | putnamto: TIFU by listening to a song that was the last thing one of my best freinds sent to me.
around five years ago one of my best freinds(like a brother) moved out of town with a woman, i didnt think much of it, he seemed like he was enjoying himself, he had a good job, got to move all around the country.
then ... | 4 | 43.5 | |
1673317477 | 1673334524 | t3_107xusz | t5_2to41 | 253 | Optimal-Judgment-751: TIFU Hot Cocoa for my amazing Wife or (not)
This is a true story from 2017 when I was first married to my wife we just started to live together. She wrote a blog about it when it happened, and I just found it had a good laugh and thought I should shear with you all. This story will be told from my... | 5 | 50.6 | |
1675047890 | 1675123435 | t3_10oqyi8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | dresserfuloftreasure: TIFU by laying my head down in front of my friend.
TIFU by laying my head down in front of my friend.
So my best friend(m 18) of six years and me(nonbinary 18) were hanging out today for his birthday. To be honest we haven’t hung out much in person, outside of class or work, because we mostly ju... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1675064937 | 1675105067 | t3_10ow7o1 | t5_2to41 | 127 | JustSpeaker208: TIFU by wearing a T-shirt to a restaurant
I'm writing this hours after it happened and after laughing about the situation to my parents. But I still wanted to share it through here for your entertainment 😂
I (21F) was out with my guy friend, let's call him Dave (22M, almost 23), treating ourseleves to... | 5 | 25.4 | |
1673317767 | 1673392592 | t3_107xykg | t5_2to41 | 166 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing myself
Obligatory this happened yesterday
So yesterday me and my family got into a huge fight, I got mad and left, deciding to go "truck" camping to get away from my families BS.
The only thing with camping this time of year is it's really cold, which is fine because I recently purc... | 10 | 16.6 | |
1673573324 | 1673626485 | t3_10ah87q | t5_2to41 | 4,617 | vhm3: TIFU by taking my cats to the vet after finding a bump
I have two eight year old male cats. I was playing with one of my cats and noticed a new bump I've never seen before by his stomach. I thought it was something stuck on him as it was protruding and I couldn't get it off. These are the only cats I've ever had... | 11 | 419.727273 | |
1673319053 | 1673380440 | t3_107yfjv | t5_2to41 | 18 | jaysan666: TIFU and got myself uninvited to a concert
This happened over new years while the concert is in a few days time and I'm just realising how bad I've messed up. (Also on mobile so sorry for any formatting issues)
Me - 35 M single
Friend - 27 F not single
So me and my friend are into the same genre of music -... | 3 | 6 | |
1675068694 | 1675088791 | t3_10ox6k0 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo
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FilmAdministrative44: "im not a weak man who can't go for a few months without sex."
I'll be honest with you, if you masturbated, this should classify as not having been able to endure it.
I-Passed6789: Looking at the amount of men who cheat on their wives, ... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1675070905 | 1675185085 | t3_10oxrjw | t5_2to41 | 226 | Shadow_King_305: TIFU by drinking 2 coffees
Today (yesterday but I still count it as today because I haven’t slept yet) I bought 2 coffees, 1 for me and 1 for my shift manager. I have the chance of getting 1 of 2 shift managers. 1 being Female who doesn’t like coffee, and the other being male who drinks coffee. I ende... | 7 | 32.285714 | |
1673321746 | 1673323525 | t3_107zdzk | t5_2to41 | 40 | heavymetalmater: TIFU by clicking on an askreddit thread
TIFU by clicking on an askreddit thread
I'm sure I'm not the only person who made this mistake today...
I was perfectly happy living my life having repressed so many fucked up things I've read. Until today when my dumbass, wtf is wrong with me, why do I partici... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1675076728 | 1675112819 | t3_10ozbn4 | t5_2to41 | 12,509 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my niece
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-holdmyhand: >The bed's a king and has one of those isolating mattresses where you aren't supposed to feel movement from someone else.
Dude, what's the brand of this mattress? Because I seriously need this one, at least for once in my life I wanna experience this... | 9 | 1,389.888889 | |
1675078748 | 1675090855 | t3_10ozv2z | t5_2to41 | 813 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on a nsfw sub.
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bakirelopove: Can we see some of your dad's work?
Secret_Tie_8907: Really, do you have any consciences?
bakirelopove: I just wanna know if it's any good 😟
anphalas: Op enjoyed it at first
bakirelopove: Happy 🎂 day
| 6 | 135.5 | |
1673322854 | 1673332772 | t3_107zrel | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: Tifu by wearing shorts to a bar
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ZirePhiinix: Why not give it a shot? Worst case scenario she says no and that's exactly the same as not calling her.
onecrispynugget19: She can definitely say worse things than no
| 3 | 13.666667 | |
1675079649 | 1675104276 | t3_10p03w3 | t5_2to41 | 143 | Cherry___Popper: TIFU by trying a menstral cup
The most traumatic and embarrassing thing just happened to me literally 15 minutes ago.
So I bought myself a menstral cup, if you don't know what that is just Google, coz constantly buying tampons is expensive and hey who doesn't like helping the environment. I put it in ... | 10 | 14.3 | |
1673323936 | 1673325292 | t3_10804xu | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: Tifu by flying too close to the sun
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runGMT: gotta agree with homie. if she was that amused by it, she's gonna prolly find someone else my man. cut your losses and find another beach bod my guy
Enrageder: i mean thats not a surefire way to gauge interest bc she could find it funny but its likely she... | 6 | 5 | |
1673325980 | 1673327598 | t3_1080tkr | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my coworker a very potent cannabis cookie
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jingling_bell: Can you take edibles for chronic pain without getting high?
[deleted]: We have begun making higher potency cookies like these for some of our friends that deal with chronic pain. From what I understand, if you have severe enoug... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1675084736 | 1675120091 | t3_10p1snk | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a nosebleed after watching HBO's "The Last of Us" Episode 3
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youforgotitinmeta: if that episode *didn't* make you cry, you are a heartless monster
weekend-zombie: It was so damn good. I also didn't recognize that Frank also played Armond in s1 of The White Lotus until after watching ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1673327270 | 1673599804 | t3_10818pj | t5_2to41 | 16 | BananaOnACoconutTree: TIFU and I'm potentially loosing my BF
Hayaaa sorry if I miss wrote anything English ain't my first language :)
Anyway, I (24f) am college graduate. At the beginning of college I met this grup of guys who I now consider all good friends. One guy from a group (lets call him Andy) dropped out hal... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1675088807 | 1675114968 | t3_10p3x4h | t5_2to41 | 2,553 | TeeBeeEightSix: TIFU by rating my own orgasm
So I've been trying to take better stock of my life and mental health lately, and one idea I had was to start journalling, but with a specific intention in mind. I would divide my life up into categories, such as work, mental health, physical health, social life, etc, and I ... | 10 | 255.3 | |
1673331225 | 1673363179 | t3_1082gn5 | t5_2to41 | 107 | Szyszko_Stephen: TIFU/ I sent nudes to someone on Snapchat and they screenshotted them and are sending them to all my Instagram friends if I don’t give them $200
Today I fucked up by snapping someone I met a one or two weeks ago on Snapchat. We started talking and she was telling me about herself and I was telling her ... | 8 | 13.375 | |
1675093326 | 1675097735 | t3_10p5xj3 | t5_2to41 | 214 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing another man's wife when I was completely wasted.
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OkVolume1: Gotta let your wife kiss Sue now.
blonsk: No, I think he needs to kiss Sue's husband.
humboldt77: Honestly, he should probably sit by himself while sue, her husband, and his wife have a threesome. His punishment for jumping... | 9 | 23.777778 | |
1675094068 | 1675100165 | t3_10p68cw | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friend’s crush he liked her after he outed this other guy in work
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apexncgeek: Backstabbing your friend, possibly costing him his job, most likely ruining any chance he had with the girl, and using his action towards someone else to legitimize your action. Man, that's a trifecta ... | 3 | 7 | |
1673333763 | 1673337647 | t3_10836xg | t5_2to41 | 34 | too-many-words: TIFU by bringing my crush home
We were hanging out for 3 months in a small friend group. I was totally into him, so I was overjoyed when he confessed to me. But the problem was I'm a 27F with very little sexual experience. I did try to have sex a couple of times without success. I'm always insecure abou... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1675095656 | 1675132578 | t3_10p6vlo | t5_2to41 | 2,408 | Cold-Historian-8999: TIFU by going on 4chan
Hello everybody this is one of my first posts on reddit so be patient with me please.
So basically what happened is i went on the adult gif board on the website 4chan (what can i say i was horny) and stumbled across a rekt thread.
Now I didn't know what it was at the time b... | 10 | 240.8 | |
1675095872 | 1675099125 | t3_10p6yiz | t5_2to41 | 1 | Background-Bath-4437: TIFU: I Helped A Girl Cheat On Her Boyfriend
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AllanfromWales1: Is it possible that you are a basement-dwelling neckbeard making this up for shits and giggles?
Background-Bath-4437: If only
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1675097667 | 1675128485 | t3_10p7nyj | t5_2to41 | 109 | MommaSunshine212: TIFU by leaving my coffee in the car
Obligatory this happened a few days ago.
Husband and I got coffee while running some errands. Met my mom for breakfast, left coffee in the truck. When we were done, the coffee was still warm so I thought “fuck yeah” and drank it because it was really good coffee. ... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1673337494 | 1673704002 | t3_10847qk | t5_2to41 | 389 | Strange_Note7308: TIFU by giving my husband head while he was sleeping
This incident did not happen today. It happened when we first started dating around 5 years ago. I just remembered it. But it is worth sharing.
Around 5 years ago, my(42f) husband(50m) and I started dating. We didn't move in together because we wer... | 7 | 55.571429 | |
1675098478 | 1675107190 | t3_10p7zyi | t5_2to41 | 47 | Dismal-Ad6885: TIFU by talking about sexual stuff to my crush that friendzone me
We were watching tv together and then we got on to the topic of sex and stuff like that. We talk a lot about hot stuff and it honestly it just made it more painful for me because I realize I won’t be that guy. She said she wouldn’t mind ha... | 8 | 5.875 | |
1673338186 | 1673525092 | t3_1084el4 | t5_2to41 | 55 | DonyWasLost: TIFU by accidentally showing my homies group chat to minors.
Basically there is this small place in my town where a master teaches Wushu to people. He's the only martial arts teacher in my small town.
This morning, we did some training and all, as usual. When we finish the kids (and some adults) like to s... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1673333422 | 1673360202 | t3_10833gj | t5_2to41 | 83 | deserthawk117: TIFU by thinking things were settling down and I could get to bed early
This actually happened today, just now. Sorry for the length - the background is needed to understand the dismay I felt during my fuck up.
To to set the scene, it has been a hard four months for me [M35] and my wife [F35]. Our first... | 3 | 27.666667 | |
1675100220 | 1675129034 | t3_10p8pmk | t5_2to41 | 185 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school
I fucked up bigtime today. At my highschool, the studentes of the last year can dress up for a day to celebrate the fact that we made it trough school. For some reason I decided to use my uncle’s helmet from the germans in ww2 (he is a big history freak, not a neonazi o... | 6 | 30.833333 |
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