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1418195354 | 1418237584 | t3_2oue5p | t5_2to41 | 4 | ILOVEDAYZLOL: TIFU by going for the white girl instead of the black one
meowsatmoon: You sound like a total asshole.
thealmightymalachi: I take exception, sir.
To include this person among the Total Asshole Community at large is a vile and base slander upon said community. For shame, sir. For shame.
meowsatmoon: I'm ... | 4 | 1 | |
1418197047 | 1418224303 | t3_2oug4z | t5_2to41 | 7 | HumanPatty: TIFU by reading my girlfriend's facebook messages
So me and my girlfriend have been dating for over 6 months now, mostly long distance relationship (I did 2 months of volunteerwork in Malaysia and afterwards ERASMUS got in between us). We talk like old fishwives and we talk about everything. Skype has also ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418199955 | 1418201367 | t3_2ouj83 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my virginity to a fat chick
Not the typical 'I fucked up bad enough to where my life has ended' TIFU but anyway, TL;DR fucked a fat chick and lost
So yeah, my roommate brings over these two ladies. Shows me a photo beforehand and they're pretty!
They get here and they're both about 250 pound... | 4 | 0 | |
1418199798 | 1418201288 | t3_2ouj2f | t5_2to41 | 5 | ILOVEDAYZLOL: TIFU by not going for the black girl
MacxZim: Worst TIFU since I discovered this sub.
You're an asshat for thinking you're the golden boy, and ignoring the feelings of other people.
Not to mention the black and white bull you're rambling about.
Bobadibe: If I could give you gold, and 10,000 upvotes. O... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418196643 | 1418239520 | t3_2oufor | t5_2to41 | 12 | EzronKun: TIFU by playing Magic with a friend.
So like almost every TIFU on here, this actually began a bit ago, but in about 6 hours from now, I will finally feel the consequences of what I have done, and may or may not be fired from my internship. Lets begin, shall we?
So it's a Thursday night 2 weeks ago, had just ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1418202863 | 1418231592 | t3_2oum2q | t5_2to41 | 3,065 | thatswaggot: TIFU by going out with a crazy girl then telling off her crazy friend after our "breakup"
This actually happened around 6 months ago, and keep in mind that I was an naive, idiotic, horny teen (still am) who had no experience in dating.
So one night me and my friend (lets call him "L") were bored as hell ... | 12 | 255.416667 | |
1418203369 | 1418211458 | t3_2oumk7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Gurchen: TIFU by hitting on and flirting with a lesbian girl for a couple of months without realising it.
TL:DR I tried to flirt with and ask out a stunning female coworker for two months and then found out she was lesbian.
So this took place this summer yet I only now realised my mistake. I got a job for the summer a... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1418206118 | 1418251054 | t3_2oup6z | t5_2to41 | 17 | jsa12c: TIFU by not paying proper attention when ashing my joint, resulting in me reversing my car into a wall and burning my right testicle.
So, I'm sure Reddit has it's fellow smokers. I am also sure there are people here who smoke Hash as I do - break it up into small bits and add it to tobacco which is then rolled ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1418206783 | 1418208560 | t3_2oupu1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | AssCreamCritic: TIFU by overestimating the number of 10th graders who have seen Titanic
So I was in 10th grade, a few years back now. It was English class and we were doing one of those stupid time wasting exercises that only English teachers are unimaginative enough to think up. This one involved drawing something on ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418194915 | 1418213910 | t3_2oudlj | t5_2to41 | 11 | kniphum: TIFU by going to my house
So this is my first time ever doing this, and this happened a few months ago but here goes. But first i gotta set up the story a bit. Also to understand the placement of everything, in order to park behind my house you have to open a gate on the side of the house and drive along the d... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1418204476 | 1418247280 | t3_2ounmu | t5_2to41 | 3 | malignantnarcissist4: TIFU by being high in a church
My friends and I are all 15 y/o dudes who all go to a youth club in a church. My friends (let's call them Dave and Harry) and myself decide we should get high that night and completely forgetting that our yc is in a church, decide to share a bowl between the three of... | 3 | 1 | |
1418206042 | 1418259849 | t3_2oup46 | t5_2to41 | 28 | thelovedrunkpoet: TIFU by watching Magic Mike with my girlfriend (NSFW)
Technically, I fucked up this weekend by watching Magic Mike with my girlfriend. Backstory- I was spending the weekend at my girlfriend's mom's apartment and her younger siblings (eleven year old twins- let's call them Don and Samantha) were in tow... | 4 | 7 | |
1418210462 | 1418393151 | t3_2outav | t5_2to41 | 19 | CommonMatt: TIFU by being in my ''gamezone''
So I have a friend who lives in a different town from me we used to play various games and skype together, when you spend as much time as we did you usualy tend to get to know pretty much everything about eachother.
But we stopped playing with each other when i had to start ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1418213392 | 1418245541 | t3_2ouw9g | t5_2to41 | 660 | Shitdudes: TIFU by announcing to 300 people how good I am in bed.
Made this throwaway sometime ago. Never thought I'd ever get to use it. Sadly, this was not to be :(
**Context:**
As one of the most high-achieving high school seniors (I actually study under the A-Level British system but they are more or less equiva... | 18 | 36.666667 | |
1418215795 | 1418346594 | t3_2ouysb | t5_2to41 | 118 | AN_IMPERFECT_SQUARE: TIFU by coughing at the wrong time
As I was walking down the street, I had a sudden cough-attack.
The sound of me almost puking out my lungs scared some nearby pigeons, which then proceeded to fly away; over my head, of course.
You could say that I even scared the crap out of one of them, because... | 4 | 29.5 | |
1418193578 | 1418219171 | t3_2oubyy | t5_2to41 | 5 | TouchMint: TIFU by reusing a giftbag.
So this was a few xmas ago but I figured since its the season I will share.
I was dating this girl that I really liked right before xmas break so I decided to get her a gift for xmas. I told her to open at home on xmas since we couldnt be together (both going home to different ci... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418217512 | 1418231277 | t3_2ov0rn | t5_2to41 | 8 | yomomma56: TIFU by walking my dog
So I'm in the middle of a game of league of legends. I'm 15/2 and I'm carrying hard. When I notice my dog start sniffing around. This is a sure indicator that she's about to piss on the floor and I need to walk her. I reluctantly grab her leash and decide I might as well take out the t... | 4 | 2 | |
1418208653 | 1418311384 | t3_2ourmu | t5_2to41 | 40 | collons224: TIFU by beeping
So today i was walking through the electronics store with lé matey moo.
Walk down the isle and i see a box with WORLDS LOUDEST BIKE HORN written on it's side.
I think to myself, *surely it can't be that bad* so i pick it up as gingerly as Garfield and see a little switch on it.
*oh, what do... | 4 | 10 | |
1418218604 | 1418220623 | t3_2ov255 | t5_2to41 | 13 | ChieftheKief: TIFU by losing my phone at work
This happened the other night, I was at work, and it was just before closing time. I was in a rush to get things finished up cause stuff came in that I had to clean and put away at the last minute.
Evidently, a lady comes in with her children to get a propane bottle fille... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1418219888 | 1418233008 | t3_2ov3w5 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Southwcl: TIFU by sitting on the toilet for too long
OliStabilize: Candy Crush + toilet time = major dead legs.
LikemyChickenCurry: Porn + toilet = major dead legs
OliStabilize: Oh you know it
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1418223429 | 1418250363 | t3_2ov97j | t5_2to41 | 33 | iRacer_: TIFU I took my best friend's trust and threw it in the trash for no reason
We(best friend(let's call him Jim) and I) met about 9 months ago through work. We would hang at work and at parties. Then we started hanging every day after work. We got pretty tight. He has this thing though. He can't(still) seem to ge... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1418223629 | 1418275833 | t3_2ov9jn | t5_2to41 | 4,225 | Crypto7899: TIFU by reading my parents e-mails
This happened earlier today. Obviously it's getting close to Christmas, and I was curious about what I was getting. So I decided to have a search through the e-mail receipts on my parents' account, and the first thing that comes up is:
"Your order of Sexy Crotchless Linge... | 13 | 325 | |
1418224102 | 1418237177 | t3_2ovads | t5_2to41 | 53 | DisposableAccount_00: TIFU by defending my home
This is a disposable account because some things I did were less than legal.
Before you start reading I have to warn you this is not exactly a funny fuckup.
 
 
Due to my paranoia, this fuckup is posted from public network via proxy and I will not re... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1418224333 | 1418318301 | t3_2ovarm | t5_2to41 | 259 | LauDean: TIFU By Finding Myself Too Funny
So earlier this week I'd gone out to a local German Market (tis the season, right?) and was freezing my ass off so I decided to go to Costa (coffee place) and get a drink.
You know how on those drink to go cups they have that teeny tiny hole to let steam or whatever escape? Ok... | 7 | 37 | |
1418209728 | 1418229647 | t3_2ouslv | t5_2to41 | 12 | Varanasty: TIFU by submitting the wrong study guide
Back in my 11th grade English class a few years ago, my teacher gave the class an assignment to make a study guide of some of the works we read in class in preparation for the AP exam. My first FU was probably not reading the books, but I was content with that, it ju... | 3 | 4 | |
1418225627 | 1418336743 | t3_2ovd0c | t5_2to41 | 650 | zestyhamburger: TIFU by speaking Chinese.
This happened about a month ago at the Stanford University campus in Palo Alto, California. My girlfriend was visiting me at Stanford and we were wondering around the campus when we thought how nice it would be to have someone take a picture of us. So we approached a large Asia... | 9 | 72.222222 | |
1418227745 | 1418246148 | t3_2ovgv8 | t5_2to41 | 1,738 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high at work
I've been having really bad neck pain for the past week. Before I went to work that day (I work at Wendy's) I asked my dad if he had any muscle relaxers. He gave me 2 pills and said these would help me relax. I get to work and i start to feel really funny (I've never been high be... | 14 | 124.142857 | |
1418229173 | 1418244222 | t3_2ovjnm | t5_2to41 | 79 | pdlucky: TIFU By leaving my Swiss Army watch at the San Diego airport
This happened 11/24/14. I was going through security at the San Diego airport and took my watch off and left it in the bin when I retrieved my things. When I went back it was gone. The watch was a gift that was given to me 17 years ago and is not ... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1418230010 | 1418262973 | t3_2ovl75 | t5_2to41 | 8,649 | redls1bird: TIFU by slapping the wrong ass.
So I was back in my home town and my wife and I went to a nice seafood restaurant with some old friends of mine from high school, and some of their parents. On the way out of the place, we were all headed through the lobby which narrowed to a hall that was only wide enough ... | 14 | 617.785714 | |
1418230272 | 1418288942 | t3_2ovlr5 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Babumman: Tifu- by conning my barber
So yesterday I went to get a haircut. For background, I am new in town and trying to build that rapport with a barber. The last guy I went to just knew what I wanted when I sat down and we would shoot the shit about baseball or football. I'm just trying to get back to that.
Any... | 11 | 2.545455 | |
1418230398 | 1418400806 | t3_2ovlzo | t5_2to41 | 18 | kotabear2121: TIFU by playing fnaf2 in class
So I downloaded five nights at freddy's 2 on my phone and I have aleady made it to night 5. So here I was, sitting quietly in english class, bored out of my mind, drinking green tea out of a thermos and sitting on reddit. I decided it would be a good idea to play five nights... | 3 | 6 | |
1418230481 | 1418231334 | t3_2ovm5g | t5_2to41 | 14 | sceamer: TIFU by not thinking before speaking
This actually happened around 3 months ago, but it's still relevant, since whenever I remember, my chest really hurts...
So, long story short, in April 2014 my dad was diagnosed lung cancer (he was 53 years old, been a heavy smoker all his life).
The tumour was the largest... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418161855 | 1418240913 | t3_2osq2r | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by snapchatting my boyfriend a picture of my lady parts
So yesterday I got into a minor fender bender on the way back from the movie theaters. My boyfriend and I drove separately, but he turned around to come help me out (even though he really didn't need to). Needless to say, I was super grateful. I wa... | 4 | 4 | |
1418227994 | 1418413432 | t3_2ovhc7 | t5_2to41 | 22 | terrance1130: TIFU by missing my final... Again.
Some of you may have read [this](http://redd.it/2oto67) where I was completely clueless enough not to check my exam schedule. Well today makes it even worse. My teacher sent me an email at 6 this morning telling me i can take it at 11-12. Only thing is I woke up at 11 b... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1418231854 | 1418242505 | t3_2ovosr | t5_2to41 | 18 | BackyardAnarchist: TIFU by studying for a calc final on tuesday.
I feel like auch an idiot. I was studying for my test early tusday and was going to take it later that day at 11:30 in class. Beforehand i was meeting with a clasmate to go over chem notes.
He comes in and sits down and asks what im working on. I tell h... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1418232855 | 1418241518 | t3_2ovqth | t5_2to41 | 274 | [deleted]: TIFU by waiting too long before asking her out.
So I've been hanging out with a girl i liked for a while and I was planning on asking her out today. I finally built up the courage to ask her out. So i did and she said no. Why? She just got back together with her ex 2 days ago.
She even mentioned that if I a... | 6 | 45.666667 | |
1418233059 | 1418301981 | t3_2ovr6o | t5_2to41 | 153 | JustLetMeComment: TIFU by talking about my T.A. experience with a teacher
Technically yesterday but whatever.
Last trimester in school, I was a Teacher's Assistant for the school's Intro to Engineering Design class. The students work a lot with CAD software, in addition to the class teaching them basic drafting skill... | 8 | 19.125 | |
1418229789 | 1418276168 | t3_2ovkqd | t5_2to41 | 2 | Oskar25: TIFU By not giving my phone to a teacher
Ok, so this was yesterday, but the actions that took place yesterday influenced what happened today, so I'm still in secondary school or high school in my last year, I go to the library at lunch to just chill out, revise and just talk. So in my school you can't go on yo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418229604 | 1418246121 | t3_2ovkf2 | t5_2to41 | 44 | friedjumboshrimp: TIFU by trying to give myself a Mohawk and defrosting Pork Chops at the same time.
This actually happened last week, but I am seeing the results getting worse everyday. A week ago Saturday both me and my wife were off work and she decides she is going to do some Christmas shopping and my only task was... | 4 | 11 | |
1418232876 | 1418253892 | t3_2ovqun | t5_2to41 | 25 | xxSupernovaStar: TIFU by walking in on a girl in the bathroom
Okay so, I don't even know if *I* fucked up or if she did, but...
I'm in a college dorm. On my floor, there's like, maybe 9 girls. In the girl's bathroom (public bathrooms, yuck), there are 4 stalls, 2 showers, and 2 tubs (though why would someone want to u... | 5 | 5 | |
1418231838 | 1418235556 | t3_2ovorj | t5_2to41 | 13 | sexysoccerchick12: TIFU by running my car onto a curb on the way to school.
My car is a bright yellow Scion XB, and I recently moved to a town where there are a TON of bikers. Driving with bikers is terrifying. I was on a curvy road with a small median, and I looked at a biker for roughly two seconds to make sure I was... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1418235452 | 1418286326 | t3_2ovw3g | t5_2to41 | 24 | Mynotoar: TIFU by cancelling a card
So yesterday, I take out some money from an ATM, and I wait for my card. It's not coming out, so naturally I start to panic. I call the bank and with their help, cancel the card. Today, I'm rifling around in my wallet and what do I find. It turns out that I must have removed the card... | 3 | 8 | |
1418235482 | 1418236748 | t3_2ovw5k | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally ringing 911 from the UK
xxSupernovaStar: I didn't even know the UK could call 911?
LordNotix: Most phones in the UK will redirect the call to 999.
| 3 | 3 | |
1418234862 | 1418273675 | t3_2ovuuu | t5_2to41 | 538 | MusicMan101: TIFU by projectile vomiting all over a kid in a Denny's bathroom
So, this actually happened several months ago, but I never really thought of writing about until now. My friend, we'll call him Conrad, and I just got done watching the Hobbit in theaters and Conrad told me that Denny's had something called... | 6 | 89.666667 | |
1418236026 | 1418242028 | t3_2ovxcj | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally turning off my friend's alarm
We had an exam this morning at 9am and I stayed the night because I live an hour and a half away while she lives five minutes away from the exam centre. She said she wanted to wake up at 6 or 6:30 to study more in the morning before the exam. I had no probl... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1418230009 | 1418240569 | t3_2ovl73 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Extreamwar: TIFU by forgetting my teacher's name
So this moment occurred about two hours ago.
I was sitting in front of a computer in one of the classrooms at the college I attend. My second class of the day ended early due to everyone finishing the final exam somewhat quickly, and as it's finals day for me, I decided... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1418237000 | 1418326767 | t3_2ovzfm | t5_2to41 | 76 | CoronaGecko: TIFU by getting curious about my birthday...
For the first time in my life, it suddenly occurred to me to count back 9 months from my date of birth.
I found my mother's birthday.
I am the product of b-day sex... The scenario keeps playing out in my head like some kind of horrible day dream and its ruinin... | 8 | 9.5 | |
1418237020 | 1418261374 | t3_2ovzgw | t5_2to41 | 123 | PM_me_some_happiness: TIFU by not reading my syllabi correctly
Reddit, let it be known that I am the worlds biggest idiot right now. I guess the fuck up is more than just today, in fact, I guess it wasn't today at all. I had a calc 2 exam at noon and a chem 2 exam at 2, on what I thought was today, Wednesday December 1... | 5 | 24.6 | |
1418237616 | 1418240744 | t3_2ow0pq | t5_2to41 | 11 | FredFrench: TIFU by looking for a blanket.
My girlfriend at the time was visiting for a weekend at my parents house, maybe around January/February. It was an especially cold night and she asked me for a blanket. I had been living at college at this time, so I could not for the life of me remember where my parents kep... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1418239062 | 1418239322 | t3_2ow3wr | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU because I'm dumb. A dummy.
It was my first time in Paris, first time in Europe, really. I was on my own, backpacking through the region and found myself on the observation deck of the Eiffel Tower. Feeling handsome, looking dapper, walking tall.
It was a perfect day, and I had been taking pictures and ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418240835 | 1418247301 | t3_2ow7pa | t5_2to41 | 10 | 2PineapplesBro: TIFU By trying to be agressive in bed.
ghostly175: Your post has been removed because it violates rule #11
pyrowolf8: Ya dun goofed ghost
ghostly175: Whaaaaaaaaat, I totally removed it...
pyrowolf8: You totally didn't kek
| 5 | 2 | |
1418240713 | 1418244773 | t3_2ow7fn | t5_2to41 | 7 | psychic_donut: Tifu by friend zoning a girl in college
Actually just happened last night and I'm still trying to figure put what happened. A little back story: I am a freshman in college who lives in the doorms. My floormates are like a family and are genuinely interested in what's happening on our floor at any given t... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1418240928 | 1418257226 | t3_2ow7wy | t5_2to41 | 8 | howcouldyousaythat: TIFU by not coming home
So after a long week of barely seeing my girlfriend, I decided to hang out with her after work on Monday. I was scheduled to receive my secret santa gift that day, as well as a gift for my brother.
At around 9pm, I went home and realized that I hadn't received any packages.... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1418241591 | 1418311062 | t3_2ow978 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Wisecow: TIFU by using Bing.
Don't ask why I was using Bing, but I was for moment at work. I happened to have it up and I wasn't sure if the word 'christen' *(to dedicate ceremonially)* had a 't' in it so I used Bing to spell check it, typing in 'christen'. Apparently, "Christen" is the name of a busty young lady who h... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1418241396 | 1418250939 | t3_2ow8tb | t5_2to41 | 5 | restubs: TIFU by watching dawn of the planet of the apes
So this happened 20 minutes ago , I started boiling some water for tea and oatmeal and started watching Dawn of the Planet of the Apes . Fast forward 60 minutes into the video I completely forgot about my water because of the movie so I ran into the kitchen and t... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1418242206 | 1418267733 | t3_2owai2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Tim_MH: TIFU By tipping a cabbie too generously
So yesterday I read a story here about a man trying to give a generous tip but actually left a very poor one, my story is pretty much the opposite.
Earlier this year some friends and I took a vacation to Las Vegas. First time we had ever been and as such we relied on qui... | 4 | 2 | |
1418241771 | 1418271677 | t3_2ow9lu | t5_2to41 | 32 | brochachacho: Tifu by accidentally showing my teacher porn
This happened about 20 minutes ago.
So today in class, I wasn't feeling too productive. I decided to go and browse askreddit. I came across this thread. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2os4vo/with_the_pirate_bay_down_and_possibly_out_what/ I was gen... | 7 | 4.571429 | |
1418242757 | 1418319097 | t3_2owbq9 | t5_2to41 | 41 | There_Is_Truth: TIFU by throwing things down a womans shirt.
I went to the vending machine. Found out I was a quarter short, so I go ask a lady in my office for one and she gives it to me. I go to the vending machine to get my chips and I got 10 cents backs. I go back to the lady's desk and give her the dime. Instead o... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1418243076 | 1418286262 | t3_2owcf3 | t5_2to41 | 55 | GREAT_GOOGLY_WOOGLY: TIFU by going clubbing
Rarely enough this happened just now. I'm in Birmingham (UK) right now, staying at a hostel while I work short-term. A couple of the lads and I are sat around the common room and decide we want to go out and taste the nightlife. A few wrong turns later and we find ourselves i... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1418242204 | 1418257452 | t3_2owahv | t5_2to41 | 12 | LetMeChangeYourSocks: TIFU by fucking a girl in her bum-bum.
scheise_soze: I think you fucked up not by fucking her in the ass, but acting like a teenager about something that just isn't that big of a deal.
If you were bothered so much by accidentally fucking her in the ass, why didn't just you just wash up and res... | 4 | 3 | |
1418244653 | 1418246563 | t3_2owfpx | t5_2to41 | 9 | KibotVejn14: TIFU by telling my friend that his SO is ugly...
This actually happened 3 years ago in highschool.
I was talking with my friend at lunch break about the girls in our class.
When he asked me about my thoughts of this one girl, i immediately told him without thinking that i found her weird looking, and that... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418243911 | 1418245219 | t3_2owe5x | t5_2to41 | 7 | FancyPingo: TIFU by waiting for my girlfriend
Both me and my girlfriend participate in winter sports at our highschool, I swim and she fences. Today was a late meet for me (8pm meet) and it is a rule we must dress up for a meet.
My girlfriend has a normal practice today, normally school gets out at 3:02 and her practi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418245365 | 1418307436 | t3_2owh8l | t5_2to41 | 63 | Antonio_The_Troll: TIFU By Going To Burger King
This actually happened yesterday.
I walk into Burger King and place my order. Realising I had forgotten my money I went back out to my car to get some cash. Re-walking into Burger King I notice the women who placed my order put a tray down on the counter. Assuming that i... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1418245921 | 1418254588 | t3_2owihc | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by dating an Asian girl. Well more like a while ago but I thought I'd share
I once dated this asian girl (I could stop there) let's call her R and by God she was crazy (who would've thought) I approach her a junior in high school and she was a quiet individual and I was the opposite, loud, rambunctious,... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418246415 | 1418340740 | t3_2owjji | t5_2to41 | 6 | larperdoodle: TIFU by misreading the time of the final
I woke up a 10AM, watched a Star Trek episode, double checked the time of the final: 2PM.
Watched another Star Trek episode. Got to the bus as planned. Used the bus wifi to check the room number of the exam: it doesn't say, but the exam starts at 1PM. Wait wut.
I... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418247652 | 1418250192 | t3_2owm5p | t5_2to41 | 3 | Throwaway777333a: Tifu by emailing everyone what I think
couchpoop: I hope this goes without saying, and maybe you already did, but - if you feel bad, consider sending a follow up to apologize for being so harsh
Throwaway777333a: I didn't think of this. Apparently I have tifu to prevent a second fuck up. I'm going to ... | 3 | 1 | |
1418248126 | 1418248880 | t3_2own75 | t5_2to41 | 4 | 4102Yawworht: TIFU by showing my boss porn on my phone.
This happened about a year ago.
Anyways, I was at work. I was working in fast food at the time. My boss asked if he could borrow my phone so he could look at ESPN online. He forgot his phone that day. So I said it was fine.
I was expecting to just look at the ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418248274 | 1418260055 | t3_2owni1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | flatcap_monty: TIFU by forgetting my passport
yehhhhs: Can someone scan or photograph it & send it to you?
flatcap_monty: Managed to get a scan... Hopefully that'll be OK :/
yehhhhs: Better than nothing!
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1418247778 | 1418253870 | t3_2owmf6 | t5_2to41 | 29 | swallowsthesun: TIFU by falling asleep in front of my girlfriend, sister and mother
So, my girlfriend - who is 6-years younger than me, my middle sister, my mother and I were all sitting in my living room talking. I am a serious sleep talker and to make things worse I usually wake confused and talking nonsense. Anyways... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1418248803 | 1418251728 | t3_2owopp | t5_2to41 | 6 | Fozzybear513: TIFU by picking up info at a client
Background: A few years back, I had a group of friends in college where we would give each other a bit of hassling about insignificant details about ourselves(example: My friend who was the same age as myself, looked 10 years younger, so for his birthday we got him a c... | 3 | 2 | |
1418239087 | 1418250738 | t3_2ow3yw | t5_2to41 | 5 | pa60: TIFU by not closing the truck tailgate properly
This happened almost a year ago but whatever.
Had a flight booked to florida with my mom, dad and girlfriend (girlfriend and I were 22 years old) with the flight at 7 am new years day. Went to a new years party, nothing crazy, but my girlfriend wanted to watch the ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418237999 | 1418253244 | t3_2ow1kj | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my ears pierced
So I've always wanted to get both of my ears pierced, even tho I'm a guy and everyone says it would look bad and bla bla bla. So yesterday, it finally happened. It didnt hurt as much as I thought, but my ears still hurt. So I need to have a very good hygiene so they dont get i... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418250083 | 1418333525 | t3_2owrhb | t5_2to41 | 13 | soselfieswow: TIFU by asking if someone died
This happened about 5 minutes ago. I work in a clinic, and had a patient come in for a routine injection. This patient is typically cheerful and loud, and likes to talk and make jokes about absolutely everything. Well, as I called her name I noticed that she didn't seem like... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1418249681 | 1418251284 | t3_2owqlv | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying my girlfriend's family
QuietCalamity: [REPOST](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2lgk2j/tifu_by_destroying_my_girlfriends_family/)
IAmTheDayman1: Not just a repost. A repost of a lie.
QuietCalamity: I swear the lie thread I linked was even reposted but I couldn't find the original t... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1418250177 | 1418324164 | t3_2owrov | t5_2to41 | 209 | stopdawdling: TIFU by accidentally smearing an expensive cat with cheese
So today while walking back to my dorm after grocery shopping I crossed paths with a big ol' British Blue cat. This was clearly a pedigree with a snazzy collar, and these cats are known for being super chill and friendly, so, like anyone with a so... | 6 | 34.833333 | |
1418250129 | 1418489426 | t3_2owrlb | t5_2to41 | 633 | thefaizsaleem: TIFU by putting cartoon penises on the school computers.
Background: I'm a 15 year old, studying my GCSEs in Year 11 (UK).
This actually happened yesterday, but whatever.
So, I finish my work on the computer and I'm bored as hell. I decided I would mess around with the computer for a bit and I found th... | 10 | 63.3 | |
1418250713 | 1418253100 | t3_2owst9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | justaquicki: TIFU By asking a six year old to solve an algebra equation
-Canonical-: uh, why did you apologize
justaquicki: Because it was an asshole thing to say to a little kid.
-Canonical-: the kid was being a dick, and the kid won't remember it the next day.
| 4 | 0.5 | |
1418251940 | 1418252620 | t3_2owv8p | t5_2to41 | 6 | RuneHowl: TIFU by wanting to do my math homework.
I'm a senior in high school who is taking calculus for dual credit. We are doing finding the areas under the curve, which I learned my fancy expensive ti- 83 plus could do for me. (Score!) Once I arrive home, I start to do my homework provided to me, I reach inside my b... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1418247692 | 1418256428 | t3_2owm8v | t5_2to41 | 14 | RolyPolyBoley: TIFU by leaving my locker unlocked...
TIFU: by leaving my locker unlocked. I decided to casually put my pencil in my backpack front pocket, but it would not fit. So I decided to place it in one of the larger side pockets (I rarely use). Later that night I decided to study for a math test, so I unzipped m... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418252461 | 1418274668 | t3_2owwai | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being friendly to strangers.
I have this friend, Jane. Jane has long brown hair, blue eyes, and is about 5'6.
The other day, I see Jane from a distance in the cafeteria of my school. She doesn't go to my school, but she does volunteer work and sometimes visits my school. I hadn't seen her in a mont... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418253389 | 1418283590 | t3_2owy5h | t5_2to41 | 33 | madspy: TIFU by trying to learn Python in Computer Science class.
This did not happen today, happened a few weeks ago blah blah blah lurker blah first post here blah.
 
In computer science class we were using Python to explore some basics of coding and such an the teacher gave us a few minutes to explore ar... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1418253938 | 1418254425 | t3_2owz7s | t5_2to41 | 9 | ShadowShine57: TIFU by sending my teacher vulgar terms over LANSchool
The computers at my school have a program on them called LANSchool that allows teachers to control student computers, as well as allows the students to send questions to the teachers computer. No one actually used it to send questions, so it's common... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418254274 | 1418256293 | t3_2owzvg | t5_2to41 | 36 | Bheda: TIFU by preheating my oven to enjoy some delicious Jalapeno Mozza sticks
Went out to pick up a few groceries with my son today after dropping the wife off at work. Mozzarella Jalapeno Sticks were on sale and I love both cheese and Jalapenos so I picked them up. Left the grocery store and headed home. Put the gro... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1418253841 | 1418258440 | t3_2owz1i | t5_2to41 | 3 | sometimesdreamsarebs: TIFU my entire world by not eating a proper breakfast/sleeping last night
This post may not be grammatically correct and at this particular moment, I really don't care because my entire life is basically over and I'm starting to drink as the plane goes down. Throw away account.
 
Withou... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1418255649 | 1418275567 | t3_2ox2jz | t5_2to41 | 12 | dckburnmcgee: TIFU by keeping my pants on.
I wear jeans a lot. Almost all the time. I own one pair of shorts that I ever wear, and since winter hit, I've stopped wearing them all together. So it's no surprise that I was wearing jeans when my girlfriend and I first got intimate. What started out as just kissing and play... | 3 | 4 | |
1418257127 | 1418258648 | t3_2ox5d9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | tifuthrownaway: TIFU by loving 3 girls and then hurting all 3
Edit: Short version, if your a trooper, full post: http://txt.do/oedi
Seeking advice.
To be short, I fucked up by sleeping with my ex(C) when me and this other girl (B) had a thing. We had helped each other though some rough times and I got told by B's fri... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418258721 | 1418259318 | t3_2ox8dt | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by submitting a photo to a hateful sub.
I thought it was just a funny image of a girl with a weird hashtag and I left it up for a few hours, but now I feel just awful about it.
I've never done anything like it before and it's long gone now but I still feel bad :(
pm_me_your_poop_plz: Pics
Astridaster... | 3 | 1 | |
1418258687 | 1418260207 | t3_2ox8c1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Limpinator: TIFU The only one who could smell my gas was the one I loved.
So this happened a while ago but because I just started becoming an active Reddit user I decided to share one of the worst moments of my life. Its a long story but after reading other TIFU stories I think its worth..
So the day started like any ... | 3 | 3 | |
1418259550 | 1418262248 | t3_2ox9w1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | ilikescreamo: TIFU by leaving lunch bags in a locker for 3 years
Alright... This is a very weird story so sit back and get ready...
OK.. I am a senior now at a pretty big high school. Almost everyday after school my friends and I stay after to play basketball or dodgeball in the gym.. like literally 4/5 days of the we... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1418260207 | 1418311142 | t3_2oxb2z | t5_2to41 | 142 | wetdreams247: TIFU by setting my alarm to 8:00 P.M and not A.M.
Slept in until one, missed both my finals. No I cannot retake them.
Edit: I'm taking Reddit's advice and switching to military time so I never have to relive this day. Pleaded with my professors and they told me that i'm a college student and its on the ... | 14 | 10.142857 | |
1418259206 | 1418313727 | t3_2ox998 | t5_2to41 | 21 | neobyte999: TIFU by throwing a roll of duct tape at my commander's back
So I am in the Air Force, an E-6, and was talking to a supervisor , when one of my other officers, a bit of a prankster, had thrown a roll of duct tape at my back. To most people, this would seem like an unprofessional thing to do. Our unit is very... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1418259497 | 1418315221 | t3_2ox9sj | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking the wrong guy to watch a friend.
New to this whole reddit thing, this happened last year and I'm pretty sure there is a better place for this that this subreddit, and I know I technically didn't fuck up. I also know this is usually meant for funny and or embarrassing stories. But I need to get... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1418260198 | 1418267464 | t3_2oxb25 | t5_2to41 | 111 | [deleted]: tifu by drinking with an unstable girl in my dorm.
Made a throwaway for this tifu.
This happened a few years back.
I was in my first year at college and was making new friends. I met a girl on my floor "B" and she was pretty cool, no crazy flags at that point. I was in a relationship already and had no in... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1418261271 | 1418273079 | t3_2oxd09 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking a friend's trust
This only happened yesterday and I don't know what to do. This is a serious fuck up. I'm so beside myself and can't focus on anything else. I looked up and stupidly followed a friend's account on tumblr when they explicitly had asked me not to. They had said they used tumblr... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418260113 | 1418266341 | t3_2oxawq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing this kid was autistic
This happened earlier in my life, a few years ago.
So I have been a long time lurker of /r/IAmGoingToHellForThis and /r/Goingtohellforthis, even before I had an account, and my messed up mind led to my demise
It was an ordinary day at school, or so it seemed. ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418260419 | 1418270169 | t3_2oxbh3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | SprXXor: TIFU by being a awkward, hopeless romantic
It's didn't happen today, but it wasn't until today that I realized it was a fuck up. So there is this cute girl I have been trying to talk to. Over the course of the past few weeks, I have unsuccessfully tried to spend time with her. Thanksgiving break was just aroun... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418251400 | 1418345702 | t3_2owu64 | t5_2to41 | 13 | bottlecap3158: TIFU by swinging my arms
So in seventh grade I was walking down a hallway at school. There was a corner that lead to a more open area and a bench is built into the wall there. I was turning the corner while swinging my arms, and a coach (female) was bent over writing on some papers that were on the bench... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1418259987 | 1418264927 | t3_2oxaob | t5_2to41 | 16 | a_crish: TIFU by following /u/lveg 's popcorn recipe.
Just moments ago I read /u/lveg's post about making your own carnival style kettle corn. I love kettle corn. I was hungry. I made said kettle corn.
After making the kettle corn, I moved it over to a different burner that wasn't hot to prevent burning. I then grabbe... | 4 | 4 | |
1418262169 | 1418269815 | t3_2oxems | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing my chance with a girl who sent me nudes
A few days ago, I received some pictures of a girl I kinda liked in various stages of undress. This surprised me because we both found each other pretty annoying, and she had a boyfriend. Having no fucking idea what to do, I show them to one of my best ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1418263009 | 1418273864 | t3_2oxg52 | t5_2to41 | 6 | darth_treyvus: TIFU by candling candles the wrong way.
It wasn't today, but yesterday that IFU.
In one corner of my dining room we have a cast iron wood-burning stove set on a brick hearth. Since this thing has a large flat top, my wife likes to set things on it to brighten up the drab, black metal. Recently, we ca... | 5 | 1.2 |
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