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1418264254 | 1418319234 | t3_2oxife | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting about a stupid dildo.
Three years ago, my best friend decided that it'd be a funny joke to include a dildo as one of my Christmas presents. Whenever I threw away the box, I ripped it up into a bunch of unidentifiable pieces since I was super paranoid about my parents seeing it in the trash... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1418265984 | 1418284686 | t3_2oxll4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | stevehockey66: TIFU by trying to profit off of my gf.
DeadlyAura: She probably over reacted a little bit, but that was still a douche move on your part... She's your girlfriend, you don't do stupid shit like that... Especially for $20? Do you honestly need it THAT badly?
stevehockey66: No I don't need it at all. I jus... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418265800 | 1418315638 | t3_2oxl91 | t5_2to41 | 7 | excelleratefuck: TIFU by never having a girlfriend
Up until a few months, I was a 24 year old virgin. I had dated two girls but never had a girlfriend. I went to an all boys high school, and I’ve always been on the chase for a girl I could really make a connection with. But in college and I had a hard time talking to a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418267259 | 1418268379 | t3_2oxnx5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting soap in my urethra.
Somehow whilist scrubbing away at my junk downstairs I fail to notice suds (it doesn't take much mind you) pass from the tip of my penis into the urethra. I step out of the shower to notice a faint warmth inside the tip. So I thought to myself: "maybe some water managed to... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418268128 | 1418269610 | t3_2oxph2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | thatkidintomusic: TIFU when I thought I was better than the guy at Wendys
So my buddy and I got really hungry one night and naturally went to the Wendy's drive through. Well the guy at the window where we got our food had a pretty amateur mustache. So we were both in high school and kind weren't very mature either... W... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1418268415 | 1418268669 | t3_2oxpyj | t5_2to41 | 4 | UberCupcake: TIFU by collecting firewood.
This happened a few hours ago.
There is supposed to be a "freeze" tonight where I live. My husband decided he was going to start a fire, so he asked me to go outside and help him collect wood. My husband took the wood from out large stock pile in the front yard, tapped out the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418268715 | 1418299719 | t3_2oxqhn | t5_2to41 | 5 | RoyalN5: TIFU by giving $1,100 and getting a STD and 3 days of no sleep upon returning to the US. *NSFW*
SirJudasIscariot: Run along, kiddo. We can all smell the bullshit from here.
RoyalN5: Don't know why you think this is bullshit
SirJudasIscariot: It's the Internet. You can't trust anything anyone says on here.
... | 5 | 1 | |
1418268587 | 1418320606 | t3_2oxq9v | t5_2to41 | 161 | Kurly_Q: TIFU by being scared of mountain lions
To set the scene, I'm a 6' 6" 200lb guy. I'm also not a huge fan of mountain lions.
Anyways, I had a rock climb that I really wanted to do. The trouble is, it's way up on the side of a canyon/valley, and getting there requires about an hour of heinous uphill bushwhacking... | 4 | 40.25 | |
1418243649 | 1418334566 | t3_2owdm4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | GoldenJalapeno: TIFU by discussing "bladder schedules"
Happened 30 minutes ago.
Some backstory for you readers.
I always drink a big bottle of water, juice, or whatever they are selling and enjoy it during lunch. No problems, but after lunch I have algebra and its quite boring. Near the end of the hour I usually end u... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418269695 | 1418288508 | t3_2oxs8k | t5_2to41 | 22 | Love2Asian: TIFU by flushing ≈$180NZD down the toilet
I am at work. I went to the bathroom to use the facilities. As I turn around to flush I hear a *clink* - confused, I looked down and didn't see anything out of the ordinary.
As I reach my hand up to use the soap dispenser at the sink it slowly dawned on me that m... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1418270000 | 1418284600 | t3_2oxss1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting to go on a date with a girl I don't have feelings for
This literally happened 2 minutes ago. I was in the break room on my lunch break and she asked if I wanted to see a movie and, freezing up, shrugged and said sure instead of explaining I just want to be friends. I know she really likes m... | 3 | 1 | |
1418271379 | 1418273496 | t3_2oxv6v | t5_2to41 | 7 | ToxicSandwich: TIFU by acting like a bird.
Today in my 4th period JROTC class, our commander was in a particularly pissy mood.
First of all, I have a very annoying laugh that is a cross between two gay guys having sex on Family Guy, and a bird. Kind of like a high pitched hah- hah.
Our commander was sitting in the of... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418269426 | 1418360368 | t3_2oxrqj | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by squishing my balls on my brother's car and being a complete retard
Okay so today I was driving on my way back from school, and it was a pretty normal day, until I completely f*cked up. Now, my parents keep a pool table off to the side of my garage, so it's always tricky parking inside there because b... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1418271242 | 1418276969 | t3_2oxuzb | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU Drinking too much Captain Morgan then cops bail me out of a jam.
Like many stories, this is from awhile back. I had recently turned 21 and was in college. One of my friends fraternities was planning the "Party of the Year" and me being a shy virgin at the time I used alcohol to get me past the fear of... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418272984 | 1418279626 | t3_2oxxxp | t5_2to41 | 3 | jTrickster: TIFU by telling my friend to come over. (mildly)
baldhermit: How is this a fuck up ?
Segurivirix27: Yeah, how?
Kraligor: Yeah, how!
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1418272700 | 1418323352 | t3_2oxxg5 | t5_2to41 | 672 | Blue_Polyp: TIFU by drugging my mother in law
This happened a couple hours ago and I'm so excited to share this with Reddit. I apologize in advance, this might be a long type out - some backstory is required.
My mother-in-law comes over and takes care of my 8 month old son three days a week. Mon/Tue/Wed. She is an awe... | 9 | 74.666667 | |
1418267981 | 1418403483 | t3_2oxp7r | t5_2to41 | 3 | Pistaci: TIFU by taking out my trash to the wrong place.
It was actually last week but you know..
**A bit of a background**: I am a foreigner living in Mexico since years ago. I've got myself a nice mexican girlfriend and she comes from a very reserved and old fashioned family, she lives with her mother, father and 1... | 3 | 1 | |
1418274723 | 1418300727 | t3_2oy0sp | t5_2to41 | 12 | throwaway091565: TIFU by falling in love with my boss
Fraternizing outside of work between employees and supervisors is not allowed in many work places. Now, I've never worked a job where I had a desire to. But this man. I couldn't have stopped myself if I wanted to.
I told myself that the beers we would catch after ... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1418274727 | 1418309697 | t3_2oy0sw | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting my bathrobe
This happened a few minutes ago.
So, being a normal human being, I take showers. While in the bathroom, I realized that I forgot my bathrobe in my room, which meant I would have to make a dash to my room. No biggie. I can usually tell my brother to turn away and not look. He u... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1418275057 | 1418363896 | t3_2oy1bz | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing uncontrollably about a friend having cancer
I'm at school with an old teammate (A) and a new classmate (D), and A starts talking about our mutual friend M and how great he was in math and science classes, and how well he had done in the courses they shared, and how good he is at his research... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1418275596 | 1418360256 | t3_2oy24i | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By Thinking Pub Hairs Were Spiders
So as a long lurker of TIFU, I decided to post what happened when I was young, as in around 8 years old. So no this didn't happen recently but just a funny story that still gets laughed at til this day with my family.
I was at my grandmother's house with a lot of my fa... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1418276062 | 1418279527 | t3_2oy2us | t5_2to41 | 6 | loddy454: TIFU by messing with my lightswitch.
TIFU and I am now panicking, anyway some back story: my light switch has been broken so that the middle of the lightswitch has been exposed and the metal part around it also been exposed. Now the fuck up: I realize that I am able to touch the inner metal part and the outer... | 6 | 1 | |
1418282825 | 1418328617 | t3_2oybti | t5_2to41 | 135 | nerdiegirl: TIFU by zapping myself with a stun gun.
I was reading about Kevin and I remembered a fuck up that I had last year. Thought I'd share it because it was the most ridiculously stupid thing that I've ever done.
To preface this story, important details are this: my brother is a mechanic and at his job, he took... | 7 | 19.285714 | |
1418284173 | 1419147255 | t3_2oydd2 | t5_2to41 | 42 | Nimhaji: TIFU by going to the wrong office for a job interview.
This began last week when I applied for an IT position in a different city. The VP of Operations/IT emailed me on Monday asking if I was still interested in the position, and wanted to interview. I replied that I was available, and we setup the interview f... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1418272754 | 1418300318 | t3_2oxxjj | t5_2to41 | 27 | WoodyTwigs: TIFU by trying to shop
Today I went hardcore (more than $20 spent) grocery shopping for the first time. I live with my parents and my mom is shit at buying food so she let me go. We got a early Christmas present that was a $100 gift card for dierbergs so she had me take that. As I get to the store im determ... | 3 | 9 | |
1418287164 | 1418306543 | t3_2oyglb | t5_2to41 | 21 | imgoingtoburnforthis: TIFU by throwing my crush through the friend zone into the family zone
For some background, I go to a school that is predominantly male. The select number of women who do go to this school often have a hard time adjusting to the way this school operates and the ultra masculine culture that our sc... | 3 | 7 | |
1418289933 | 1418322001 | t3_2oyj9o | t5_2to41 | 56 | JMWBZ: TIFU by using a girl's shirt as a target
This happened a few years ago.
So I was a young freshman, just starting out new in high school, and as many do, I was just trying to fit in somewhere and have fun with new people.
Well one day in my history class, there was a sub, and weren't doing anything particular... | 4 | 14 | |
1418288944 | 1418315210 | t3_2oyiax | t5_2to41 | 121 | helensis_: TIFU by buying a nice new coat with a faulty zip
I start work at 12:30pm today, but I got up at 7 so I could run some errands. I've also just bought a new coat; it's the plasticky shushhy sounding material - keeps the wind out great, but it's also really stiff material.
So I'm walking to campus and I zip it... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1418287923 | 1418380170 | t3_2oyhax | t5_2to41 | 199 | DAKvox1: TIFU by making a prank call
So, this happened freshman year of high school. (I'm 25 now) I am staying at my friend Dan's house for the night with a few other people. Dan has some of his extended family over for the holidays so we're sleeping in his dad's motor home.
The night goes like any other high scho... | 8 | 24.875 | |
1418292992 | 1418355490 | t3_2oym4h | t5_2to41 | 495 | asingh95: TIFU by throwing pasta at the girl I like
So this happened about 2 hours ago...
Backstory:the girl I have a crush on lives in an apartment nearby and was coming to hang out.
I'm standing in the shower, getting ready for her to comeover, when one of my roommates starts being dumb (as usual)and begins yellin... | 7 | 70.714286 | |
1418291205 | 1418294278 | t3_2oykhk | t5_2to41 | 2 | Reivilo_: TIFU hugging a stranger.
geological-tech: I would have likely punched you...i myself do not like to be touched so no its not acceptable to hug people you have no idea of their comfort zone. I feel like this is common sense or should be...but it seems like a lot of people in general don't get it.
Reivilo_: I... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418296042 | 1418301684 | t3_2oyp2n | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU Hitting On A Girl Sitting Next To Her Boyfriend
I work at McDonald's (Somewhere in Britain), I was placed in drive through (taking orders and payments). Late at night, McD's has the bare minimum of staff in.
It was around midnight, a sudden rush of customers came through, during late hours we tend not... | 3 | 2 | |
1418296192 | 1418301233 | t3_2oyp7m | t5_2to41 | 29 | DarklyinDarknessGH: TIFU by telling my father to shut up
It all started when i came downstairs only to hear my father swearing at my mother for not sending an email, i tell him to shut up because he was overreacting, he then tells me i'm a disrepectful little shit who needs to get slapped. I then counter with "I just d... | 13 | 2.230769 | |
1418298877 | 1418303269 | t3_2oyrqv | t5_2to41 | 10 | waterhybrid13: TIFU by forgetting to buy my friend a present for his birthday.
Hello /r/tifu,
Unlike most TIFUS, this happened today. Originally, I planned to go out at 5pm to my local mall to purchase a gift for my friend. However, due to the rain and my retardedness, I completely forgot to get a gift for him. We hav... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1418299252 | 1418336582 | t3_2oys4k | t5_2to41 | 9,710 | tossit1213: TIFU by killing my puppy.
Before I begin, it was about 12 years ago, and 1,000,000 % an accident.
I was a gangly teenager, 6' tall and 140lb. Size 12 shoe.
I had just gotten a new puppy - a miniature dachshund. Well, my dad did. I was bringing my laundry from the basement, and had the basket in front of m... | 19 | 511.052632 | |
1418299970 | 1418306635 | t3_2oysv2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Pretending To Be A Girl
Silent_Killah: I don't have an answer but:
>Normally, I would reveal I'm a guy at the end of the Omegle chats and move on, but it might be too late to do that now.
I don't believe this one bit considering:
>He even offered to stay in contact via FaceBook, so I let hi... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1418302533 | 1418313300 | t3_2oyvpv | t5_2to41 | 3 | Mr__Random: TIFU by misunderstanding the phrase "got with"
chaosworrier_oz: Umm..., at uni level I would also associate "got with" with intercourse; it is not primary school...
kfopwef: Who in the world keeps count of people they've kissed?
Jesus..
SrtaTacoMal: It was easy when it was less than ten...
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1418303904 | 1418309894 | t3_2oyxg7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | DomingoPG: TIFU by joking about rape in a 5* restaurant to clients
kriffin: Sex is 10% water!
...I'm curious though, did they tip?
DomingoPG: No, they didn't leave a penny. I suppose I can't really blame them though...
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418306190 | 1418328131 | t3_2oz07c | t5_2to41 | 47 | myworstadvice: TIFU Told my gf she had thunder thighs
So it was a few Halloweens ago and my gf and I were out with a bunch of friends. Dressed in ridiculous outfits of whatever we could find at walmart that day to attend a costume party at a local bar.
After a few brews, we were talking about how strong we used to all... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1418299056 | 1418330560 | t3_2oyrxk | t5_2to41 | 51 | begind: TIFU By mentioning women's period inappropriately
This happened about two months ago. I was recently reminded and urged to post this.
My wife sells a line of spices on the side, and her friend sells some kind of make-up products, so together they decided to host an "open-house" at our place.
There was about 1... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1418308169 | 1418322464 | t3_2oz30z | t5_2to41 | 24 | Jesus_TIFU: TIFU by getting a girl so drunk she passed out and I put her in the garden naked [NSFW]
First of all, Throwaway account because I use reddit a lot. I'm 23yo male and this happened when I was 16 and still male.
I'm 16, just out of high school in England. I have a free house for the night and need to get mys... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1418309030 | 1418314507 | t3_2oz4a7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | crossdogz: TIFU by using your instead of you're
So I was casually texting with my friend Dakota earlier today about this and that, you know, normal dude friend stuff. We have a long history mostly at the uni. We had a few classes together and always discussed funny stuff, reddit-centered usually. I never have been that... | 6 | 1 | |
1418307795 | 1418315952 | t3_2oz2gj | t5_2to41 | 7 | dj_indulge: TIFU by going in to work on my day off...
So the employees at my POE have to call a phone number daily in order to see if our services are needed. So I call the work status line, and hear my first name, and, like and idiot, hang up the phone. So I wake up at 6 AM, get ready, head to work, and clock in. Supe... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1418310016 | 1418312635 | t3_2oz5vx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by searching some cigarettes in the wrong drawer [NFSW]
Well today i was at one of my friends house chillin' on computer games, you know. Then we just wanted to smoke some cigarettes i didn't bring mine so we decided to search some in his parents room next to the 'gaming room' (his parents smoke). I ju... | 3 | 2 | |
1418310230 | 1418310984 | t3_2oz69m | t5_2to41 | 5 | rhayward: TIFU by trying to cook a frozen pizza
So this actually happened two days ago, but for reasons, I'm posting it today. I bought this frozen pizza a few days ago, and it was dinner time, so I decide to make pizza for dinner. So I preheat the over to 400 degrees F. The instructions tell you that if you want a cri... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418311428 | 1418406176 | t3_2oz8b5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | tiddernewbie: TIFU when I realized that nobody will download my app and I had probably wasted a lot of time.
[deleted]: The problem is not a lack of angel investing or corporate momentum.
Your app requires other people to to use it first in order for it to have any value. Since I don't know anyone who uses this app, I... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418311972 | 1418318143 | t3_2oz9b0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a taser for my wife.
Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop in Hurley that sparked my interest. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant... | 3 | 5 | |
1418312255 | 1418363018 | t3_2oz9su | t5_2to41 | 8 | maxtch: TIFU by not being able to find an some pictures in my computer
My mom is a shutterbug but she do not like cloud services. She usually keeps her photo in my computer, as it is triple backuped. However, one set of her pictures is not on my computer, but are left behind I swapped the years old 2GB SD card with a 3... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1418311045 | 1418314000 | t3_2oz7ly | t5_2to41 | 10 | Results_Matter: TIFU by leaving my son in front of the tail pipe.
I have a one year old son and last night we were running errands. I had him in a stroller and my hands full of bags. We came out and I parked his stroller at the rear, passenger side of my pickup (between my car and the one next to me) so that I could ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1418312673 | 1418328689 | t3_2ozalh | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to disconnect my phone from Bluetooth
First off I lied this happened yesterday.
My girlfriend and I share an apartment together. We usually have music playing over this Bluetooth speaker setup off of my phone. So yesterday I got home after an absolutely wretched final exam and I was look... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1418312584 | 1418405408 | t3_2ozaey | t5_2to41 | 646 | heterobear: TIFU by leaving my girlfriend stranded naked in front of her mother (but she got payback..) [NSFW]-ish
(Not today; from an former relationship now, but screw it, it's probably my best sex story ever. Pretty tame - not a body waste story or explicit descriptions, just embarrassing.)
So, I'd been in a fling ... | 10 | 64.6 | |
1418313501 | 1418315607 | t3_2ozc29 | t5_2to41 | 0 | TheFuriousCat: TIFU by Making my Cat high
catsushy: Urgh why the random CaPs?!
TheFuriousCat: So you can Ask stupid Question's
aNNoYiNGdouCHEcAT: THe caT proBAbly apprECiateS bEiNG hIgH. IM suRE iT mAKEs iT eaSIER lVINg wiTH TWaT likE YOu.
TheFuriousCat: Haha... This makes You seem So mature, I'm Sure you have A lot... | 5 | 0 | |
1418313781 | 1418330683 | t3_2ozcls | t5_2to41 | 4 | gothgar: TIFU by killing kittens
The TIFU about the puppy reminded me of this incident.
Years ago I fucked up. My uncle's cat had a litter of kittens. A few of them, they were super cute little kitties I assume.
My sisters and I, all under the age of 5 were playing with the kittens, as kids do. Well, one thing lead t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418315856 | 1418328312 | t3_2ozgjw | t5_2to41 | 1 | Deadsotc: TIFU by killing my kitten
In response the recent post about the puppy... About 5 years ago I had a young kitten that Iived outside with it is mother who I would feed everyday. Well one day after I hadn't seen him for a few days I went out to mow the lawn for month. I went to the open the garage door but it wa... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1418316462 | 1418362175 | t3_2ozhur | t5_2to41 | 107 | kjax016: TIFU by sending a mass e-mail inviting people to check out my new boobs
I was put in charge of sending an email to our membership introducing our newest bookstore titles. All of our e-mails are edited - except the subject lines which are put in right before sending.
Basically, I sent an e-mail to 20k people ... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1418317584 | 1418317853 | t3_2ozjxa | t5_2to41 | 5 | fuckmyfatvagina: TIFU by killing my hamster.
Nighthawk321: Now i'm sad...
fuckmyfatvagina: I'm sorry but I had to let it out.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418317879 | 1418345202 | t3_2ozkgy | t5_2to41 | 23 | freckle_juice_mama: TIFU by eating my to-go order at a table.
I had no idea if I was going to have time to stop and eat, because my job keeps me on the go. I ordered at a new business (authentic French bakery)and was aiming at talking to the owner to see if we could do business together after my ordering. I took the bo... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1418317910 | 1418407479 | t3_2ozkjh | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU Crush from college
I've had this crush for a month or two of this guy at college now. I keep making eye contact every time i see this person and sometimes i try to smile but give a blank expression out of butterflies or some emotion i got no clue about. But he all ways looks back *whenever i look toward... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1418317529 | 1418328346 | t3_2ozjt8 | t5_2to41 | 18 | VIVIDBALLS: TIFU by showing a stranger porn of his sister.
anwaarkhaan: is it just me or is there no story??
VIVIDBALLS: It's slow,but shit goes down.
anwaarkhaan: am I just stupid or? I still don't get it
| 4 | 4.5 | |
1418318954 | 1418347697 | t3_2ozmj3 | t5_2to41 | 533 | coldscarf: TIFU by ingesting Ricin.
TIFU by ingesting Ricin.
This happened about 6 months ago, but I was told it might be worth posting.
Preamble: I'm a 21 year old girl and I've been living with my parents to save money while going to school. I should also wear my glasses more often.
It was still dark when I wok... | 8 | 66.625 | |
1418320886 | 1418330635 | t3_2ozqj9 | t5_2to41 | 32 | throwawaybirthdayacc: TIFU by spending $120 on CS:GO unboxing while high
Well technically this was yesterday but that seems to be pretty common with TIFUs so here goes.
I had been saving up money to buy my girlfriend a nice gift for our anniversary, which is now only a week away, and I had just finished a hard day at ... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1418320065 | 1418328090 | t3_2ozov6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | BunnyFresh69: TIFU by rubbing hot sauce on my penis for ten dollars.
SeekingTime: NSFW (at least I think my comment wont be safe at work..) Well at least you didn't get your wang stuck on your zipper like my friend and waited like 3 hours after the incident occurred before going to the ER which resulted in a infection... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1418321645 | 1418338561 | t3_2ozs5h | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU thinking my crush wanted me
(Lord forgive me for this is on mobile)
Backstory: This girl I've like for a while, whose pretty awesome and everything I look for in a girl, but I'm still in the deep depths of does she like me or nah, etc.
Any ways story time, a couple days ago my crush needed help with a... | 6 | 14 | |
1418321874 | 1418323019 | t3_2ozsly | t5_2to41 | 7 | Dagoth_Draal: TIFU by scaring my friends
Alright, so this was still technically today, but it was at 1 in the morning.
I was with my friends, and us being bored in our dorm, decided to pick any topic.
We talked about things like what our most awkward moment was, one fetish that we had, and basically took turns just e... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418322178 | 1418397818 | t3_2ozt81 | t5_2to41 | 1,302 | tifu-sad: TIFU by not pushing my wife to get her sore breast checked out more often, more seriously.
If one person learns from this and is more persistent than we were, then this was worth it.
My 41 year old wife had a boob with tender spots in it. She got it checked out 2 years ago. The doctor then said she was just ... | 6 | 217 | |
1418321829 | 1418329715 | t3_2ozsix | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to hide a boner NSFWish
just_some_guy1976: All I'm going to say is this. If you respect your girlfriend you'll put an and to this
trebleless: You're right, just not sure how to. She knows I have a girlfriend, i dont know, it just doesn't register for her for some reason.
weevilsandwheat: It ... | 4 | 1 | |
1418320628 | 1419191940 | t3_2ozq0e | t5_2to41 | 25 | LLment: TIFU by making fun of a Bloods gang member
So this was a few years ago when I was in high school. In a way it really helped me become a better person because I used to be very cocky and wouldn't take bullying from anyone. Kids tried to bully me everyday in jr. High school and the start of high school, and each ... | 5 | 5 | |
1418325523 | 1418502171 | t3_2ozzw4 | t5_2to41 | 3,449 | HoHoHolocaust: TIFU by going on the worst date of my life.
Throwaway account. Old story so don't read if you don't care.
So back in my younger years I, like every other correctly functioning young male, was prowling around Myspace looking for a chance at some booty. These were the early years of social media, befor... | 20 | 172.45 | |
1418325323 | 1418326833 | t3_2ozzgx | t5_2to41 | 10 | Vechtera: TIFU by telling the girl I was talking to we needed to stop.
Backstory: I'm at college and I've been talking to this girl. We were talking for awhile and I kept thinking things were going to get serious soon. The problem was, she wasn't over her ex-boyfriend of three years and always says how she can't do any... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1418326147 | 1418356152 | t3_2p0181 | t5_2to41 | 2 | m0llym0m0: TIFU By Sitting on A Girl's Face
Okay, so this happened in 5th grade, which was 5 years ago. I remember it clearly because of how embarrassing it was. In our P.E. class, we had these ropes to climb on. There was about a week dedicated to rope stuff (I don't remember exactly what though; stuff like climbing, ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418326194 | 1418358848 | t3_2p01bi | t5_2to41 | 3 | GTAIVisbest: TIFU by having a crappy phone
I have this old unmarked first generation samsung smartphone that I got a long time ago as a free upgrade. It has also been my alarm clock for years.
Recently the phone's been freezing all the time and shutting down. Probably because there's not enough RAM and its response... | 3 | 1 | |
1418326320 | 1418390107 | t3_2p01my | t5_2to41 | 181 | SamzTown: TIFU by purchasing an XBox One
So, Christmas is coming fast and my four children (aged 7-13) have only asked for one thing, an Xbox One. It is all they have been talking about since the Christmas decorations came out. Getting these guys to agree on anything is miracle, but apparently the allure of this gami... | 13 | 13.923077 | |
1418326189 | 1418372797 | t3_2p01b3 | t5_2to41 | 115 | anonyvet: tifu by taking my 3 year old daughter fishing
I like fishing, my 3 year old likes to come with me fishing. She has a great time looking at the fish and throwing them back into the water. My normally flighty and distractable 3 year old will sit by me paitiently while I fish waiting to see the next fish.
... | 9 | 12.777778 | |
1418326815 | 1418366961 | t3_2p02p3 | t5_2to41 | 239 | broken_vcr: TIFU by getting my nipples pierced [probably NSFW]
For clarification, I am a female.
So I was spending the night at my friend with benefits' house the other night and he was trying to figure out what to get me for Christmas, then he remembers that I talked about wanting to get my nipples pierced a little w... | 7 | 34.142857 | |
1418154898 | 1422987200 | t3_2osbc3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ViridianGames: TIFU by coating my boss in a thin layer of ranch dressing.
This TIFU happened many years ago. I was working at a fast food restaurant, as was the style at the time, and my boss was this nasty little five-foot-tall harridan. Seriously, she was one of the worst bosses I've ever had - unappreciative, crit... | 3 | 1 | |
1418327975 | 1424809083 | t3_2p0533 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Firesphere: TIFU By not recognizing the obvious signs of flirting
As you all might know, the creepy-factor is your age divided by two, add 7 to that. If the girl or boy you're dating is younger, it's creepy.
So, I was just doing my groceries, I got everything I needed, so I was waiting in line at the checkout. Here sh... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1418328882 | 1418329448 | t3_2p070e | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being a girl
Okay this happened a long time ago, like when I was born. I found out Thanksgiving break when came home to spend the holiday with my pops. It was TGE so I decided to go out. My dad's still not used to me being social so he's asks me, "Why you go out?" and I tell him, "I'm a 21 year ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418329826 | 1418416241 | t3_2p0928 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not wearing pants and spraying the walls with vomit (possibly NSFW)
Yeah I fucked up.
chaosworrier_oz: I hate to say it but I am expecting the vacuum cleaner to be ruined now - so another TIFU to chalk up. Even if you were lucky not to short it with a liquid (given that said liquid was so viscous),... | 3 | 1 | |
1418328858 | 1418330643 | t3_2p06y4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | eggsareeverywhere: TIFU by letting a girl try swallowing for the first time.
FrostyFiction: This should be NSFW
eggsareeverywhere: word, thanks.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418330344 | 1418331024 | t3_2p0a5x | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking out a teacher.
Im a freshman in highschool 25 minutes after this happend im sitting in English class this is complete and utter failure.
So I was walking down the hall way with a good friend. I see this chick standing next to a locker talking to a friend. Well that chick was a teacher and the... | 3 | 2 | |
1418328875 | 1418388368 | t3_2p06zs | t5_2to41 | 76 | Theroberto9009: TIFU by playing a Nazi propaganda video
Before I start I would like to mention I had no idea this was in my presentation until it was playing to my entire class.
So today I was in class and we were expected to present a powerpoint presentation about German Christmas songs. So let's rewind to yesterday,... | 5 | 15.2 | |
1418331188 | 1418348719 | t3_2p0c0b | t5_2to41 | 3 | DaBoyT: TIFU By asking a girl if she had "daddy issues"
So for some background: I'm currently in high school. This girl and I have been flirting and joking around with each other for months now. She sits on my lap, kisses me on the cheek, etc. this FU happened literally 3 hours ago
Today we were watching some video ab... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418324444 | 1418408669 | t3_2ozxnh | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally disrupting my parent's "alone time"
This actually happened around three years ago, but I thought it was worth sharing.
So it was during the summer, just got home from a friend's house, late at night. I brush my teeth, do my normal thing and shut the door to my room. Not too long after ... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1418331723 | 1418350429 | t3_2p0d6f | t5_2to41 | 29 | fshiruba: TIFU by having a panic attack and losing my job
It's incredible.
I was fed up with my old job, moved to another city with my wife, also unemployed. found the perfect job, almost "Google Dream", comfy puffs, videogames in the lunch room, an english pub inside the company. no one ever heard of a better company... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1418329640 | 1418364532 | t3_2p08nb | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing my mic didn't mute
So i'm a metalhead. And i like practicing metal vocals. I have my G930 headset (a wireless Logitech 7.1 headset). And i was in my kitchen making a sandwich with my friends on Skype.
I decided to put on some music, so i press the pause/play button on the headset and [... | 3 | 1 | |
1418331738 | 1418367346 | t3_2p0d7r | t5_2to41 | 9 | TokesNoMo: TIFU by going for a coffee while waiting for a hair cut
I have been excited about today for about 3 weeks now. Today is our annual work Christmas party and our boss and his wife always show us an amazing time. From beautiful hotels to world-class dining and private boxes at hockey games, they outdo themselve... | 3 | 3 | |
1418333328 | 1418345887 | t3_2p0ggn | t5_2to41 | 9 | ProphetJezediah: TIFU by throwing up all over my own cock
Ok so let's just get down to it this happened yesterday and I can't not tell someone.
A little back story I was in bed sleeping and around 2 in the morning I woke up feeling sick AF. I threw up, showered, brushed my teeth and went back to bed.
The next morni... | 3 | 3 | |
1418333762 | 1418334146 | t3_2p0hai | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing my laundry
Fellow men, take this as a warning to memorize your girlfriend/wife's underwear catalog. It could save you hours of tears.
Roughly four hours ago, my girlfriend of two years came over to distract me from finals studying. She brought Chinese food (my favorite) and we pigged out. Bei... | 4 | 1 | |
1418334200 | 1418334540 | t3_2p0i62 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheMagictable: TIFU by leaving my reddit account open.
SuperFreakonomics: Subscribe to the NSFL subreddits. Enable thumbnails, sign out
TheMagictable: done, subbed to /r/picsofdeadkids
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418334341 | 1418338688 | t3_2p0ifs | t5_2to41 | 52 | [deleted]: TIFU: BY MEETING SOMEONE ON TINDER
TIFU so bad that I had to finally post something on here for the first time . . . sorry for how long this is.
To set this up I need to explain that I recently moved back to my country of origin (in Europe) after living in the US for nearly 30 years. So maybe some of this ... | 4 | 13 | |
1418334118 | 1418334965 | t3_2p0hzo | t5_2to41 | 3 | shoulderguy: TIFU by doing what u/tossit1213 did, but with kittens.
After reading [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2oys4k/tifu_by_killing_my_puppy/) post earlier today I felt like sharing this story.
This was 8 years ago and my sister and I were outside throwing a frisbee around. Recently, our family cat ha... | 3 | 1 | |
1418330331 | 1418336062 | t3_2p0a4w | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring shiny Pokemon, twice
As a university student, I recently decided it was time to get back into Pokemon. Over the last few months, I've carefully followed /r/pokemon, started battling online competitively, and plan to go into town and purchase one of the ORAS games this weekend.
During this ... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1418335858 | 1418343286 | t3_2p0lkp | t5_2to41 | 7 | Geartone: TIFU by getting my Rolex stolen by a dancing thief.
So I was walking from work today and this random guy runs up to me to ask what time it is. And Like any goodhearted citizen, I let him know what the time was. Nothing shady happening yet..
Then all of the sudden he starts dancing and prancing around me and... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1418334909 | 1418336169 | t3_2p0jni | t5_2to41 | 9 | ride365: TIFU by including a screen-shot of my personal email screen in a corporate video.
So our account manager says a client is upset because there is 'innappropriate wording' in one of our training videos. Apparently the screen shot where I tried to highlight the automatic email features of our product shows my ow... | 3 | 3 | |
1418335589 | 1418393926 | t3_2p0l23 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Rob_G: TIFU by asking if I could operate the big crane
I hadn’t been on the job for very long, a few months maybe, and yet it was all I could think about, operating the big crane. I knew it was going to be one of those things where I’d have to start at the bottom, making all of the coffee runs, taking shit from all of ... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1418332322 | 1418349548 | t3_2p0ecl | t5_2to41 | 4 | naturehatesyou: TIFU by using Tabasco sauce and then jacking off.
That's all there is to it. My dick burns like hell and I'm seriously considering dipping it into a glass of milk for relief.
P.S. One time I made salsa w/ hot peppers, fingered my GF, gave her burning spicy vagina, then gave myself burning spicy penis... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418337629 | 1418404874 | t3_2p0p22 | t5_2to41 | 196 | Lefdy: TIFU by walking into my grandma's room to fix the internet
After getting home from school I hopped on my computer. The internet wasn't working so I went to restart the modem, which is located in my grandma's room. I can usually hear the movies she is watching in her room from my room so I continued into her room... | 4 | 49 | |
1418338821 | 1418339265 | t3_2p0rkj | t5_2to41 | 1 | defcxzc1: TIFU by not taking care of my cat properly.
To begin with, I have two cats, one ginger and one black. I got them about 6 years ago together. The lady who I got them said they were brother and sister whose mother got ran over by a car but that's probably just a story for her to earn more money.
Anyways when I... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1418339066 | 1418425991 | t3_2p0s1s | t5_2to41 | 9 | Qazertree: TIFU when I went to a school meeting
This morning I was notified that I had to go to an after school meeting for our student council. I don't really even like going but my parents make me so I have to. I just finished the meeting and no one was there to pick me up ( I can't drive yet) so I texted my parents ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1418339483 | 1418351985 | t3_2p0suy | t5_2to41 | 8 | amretardcanconfirm: TIFU by not introducing myself to a girl who sat right next to me in class
This actually happened a couple weeks ago. I'm only writing this now because at this point I doubt I'll get any opportunity to talk to her before this last week of classes comes to an end.
This girl and I had a previous math... | 4 | 2 |
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