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1418009717 | 1418014326 | t3_2om1id | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by mixing supplements together.
ive been a lurker for weeks now on TIFU and been reading alot of fuck ups lately and thought to myself this shit is hilarious, but today seemed to be my day to fuck up. this day was by far the worst day ive ever had starting from the morning.
i woke up at 1 pm today for... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418006729 | 1418122655 | t3_2olw7b | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by possibly destroying a friendship
We are all good again, we hugged and made up.
[deleted]: ... what happened? doesn't sound like you really did anything?
FLU773RSHY: He thinks someone overheard despite the conversation being sorta vague, and I think he thinks I invaded his privacy.
[deleted]: isn't he... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1418014929 | 1418018346 | t3_2om9w7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not having a password on my tablet.
My tablet and my phone are linked, in such a way that I receive text messages on both devices which comes in handy. My wife has been using my tablet a lot, and when I go to work she uses it, I guess. I see her after work today and she starts quoting messages at me.... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1418015583 | 1418024845 | t3_2omaz0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn on my phone, and re-syncing my phone to my car's Bluetooth (NSFW-ish)
So yeah, my web browser app kind of fucked me over, but 100% my fault in the end.
So everything starts of very simple: about mid-day I realized I hadn't taken a shower so I get up and go. Before I jumped in the showe... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1418015726 | 1418025915 | t3_2omb84 | t5_2to41 | 32 | aberuh: TIFU by kicking the power cable to a super cute girl's computer.
TIFU
It's finals week where I attend school and everyone has been crammed in the computer labs on campus. I just recently got out of a relationship and decided I would start going out more with friends.
So the other night, I went to a restaura... | 8 | 4 | |
1418015578 | 1418025030 | t3_2omayr | t5_2to41 | 21 | popnfresh24: TIFU by using the wrong email signature after the death of a colleague
So yesterday on the weekend, a colleague of mine passed away. I didn't know her well as she sits in a different area to me and a few times we didn't get along too well (personalities clashed and a few others things I won’t bother going ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1418008671 | 1418091152 | t3_2olzln | t5_2to41 | 2 | scrubtech85: TIFU By Freaking Out A Whole Dr's Office
This was about 7yrs ago but I went the dr for just a regular check up and i hadn't had one in several years. They decide to take my blood for i think a blood count. I then start to see people walking by my room looking in with concerned looks on their face. The Dr ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418016538 | 1418087394 | t3_2omcia | t5_2to41 | 19 | Mlombar5: TIFU by choking a wasabi pea into the lap of a beautiful stranger
Taking a break from my studies, I head downstairs to the library cafe to grab tea and some food. My day had already had taken a turn for the worse as I had lost my phone only a few moments earlier. My eyes catch a glance of my two favorite eye ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1418018029 | 1418058403 | t3_2omenb | t5_2to41 | 8 | jenna_mb: TIFU by accidentally deleting a graph that's worth 30% of my grade
I'm a pre-med student taking general chemistry. Our lab grade is worth 30% of our overall grade in the course, and any overdue labs, honor code violations, etc. earns you a 0 for the lab grade. This sounds kind of harsh, but they give us plent... | 4 | 2 | |
1418017821 | 1418070506 | t3_2omeca | t5_2to41 | 5,486 | Chicken_Musket: TIFU by sharing a dildo with my roommates
So I just found out that I did this last night. To give a little context, I'm a gay guy who lives with two girls and two other guys. A couple months ago it was one of my roommate's birthday, let's call her Jan. Now me and my other roommate who we'll call Mike th... | 14 | 391.857143 | |
1418013045 | 1418039919 | t3_2om70b | t5_2to41 | 3 | fuckthatcouch: tifu by playing diablo with my friends
after a great day of the best chicken and doughnuts ever me and some friends decided to play the hardcore mode of diablo. I haven't played in many months and i was talked back into it my by two friends dave and sam. they had already started playing through the story... | 3 | 1 | |
1418021764 | 1418079086 | t3_2omjjr | t5_2to41 | 67 | tookabout45minutes: TIFU by telling a black woman where she should pee.
I work at a winery. There is a large tasting room where people can sample a selection of our varietals of white, red, and sparkling wines. This tasting room has 8 total bars with a couple of winetenders behind each of them that regularly serve upwa... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1418022237 | 1418026073 | t3_2omk43 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not masturbating until the last day of my camping tripa
As the title suggests, i went on a 6 day camping trip in the bush around the outskirts of NSW Australia and i didnt feel comfortabe masturbating whilst i was there. Of course my horniness gets the better of me and i have to go for a bit of a "bu... | 3 | 2 | |
1418012798 | 1418023840 | t3_2om6l4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not following the golden rule: "Beer and grass, you're on your arse"
Hi Reddit!
So this happened a few years ago now, on my 18th birthday. But I only discovered the joys of reddit this year. So i thought I would share this lovely story with you
So it was my 18th birthday, so me and a bunch of people... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418014760 | 1418059553 | t3_2om9mf | t5_2to41 | 92 | Memphis_Skinny: TIFU by agreeing to babysit my nephew 4 days after passing kidney stones.
This actually happened on Veteran's Day last month. I remember the exact day because this story ends with my nephew screaming "But you can't make us leave! My uncle is a veteran!" You see, he is young and innocent and full of n... | 10 | 9.2 | |
1418022758 | 1418079941 | t3_2omkqi | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By being a high maintenance guest
I am in high school. I was staying at a family friend's house, starting Wednesday, because my parents were out of town, and they nicely decided to let me stay for a few days. So, the parent is a strong-willed single mom (a relatively strict one to her kids, one in co... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1418023273 | 1418066236 | t3_2omlb3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | canyoureadit: TIFU by telling my mom what i really want
After a hard day at work (i work too many hours for too little pay while voiding myself of a real life) I talked to my mother at her doorway. She sympathized and said there is something 'meant for me' in this world. Yet she said "I don't know what you really want ... | 4 | 1 | |
1418030700 | 1418092804 | t3_2omsn4 | t5_2to41 | 301 | Linixz: TIFU , By deciding to stay at home
So I woke up this morning with the biggest pimple in the world right on my nose..
So what do I do? Thats right I decided to stay at home....
I usually start late at mondays so my dad had already went to work but I knew my mom starts even later then I do and my brother recent... | 4 | 75.25 | |
1418030582 | 1418123349 | t3_2omsjd | t5_2to41 | 16 | tr0wawei: TIFU by going on a date while having -300 in the bank account.
So, I went on a date with this pretty and very down-to-earth girl. Anyways, everything went well. We had great conversations and it didn't feel like I have to work hard to come up with topics. So, we were at this bar and had a few drinks. The tab ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1418030956 | 1418031123 | t3_2omsvu | t5_2to41 | 12 | Ammarzk: TIFU by having a cat.
I let my cat out in the night and went to sleep happy.I made sure all locks were locked and all doors were sealed and basically checked any opening that could lead into the house because every time I have left the cat in he shits in the most dreadful of places (on sofas,beds you get the i... | 3 | 4 | |
1418032221 | 1418034972 | t3_2omu2l | t5_2to41 | 18 | para_shard: TIFU by passing on a chance to hookup
Quick background on me: I'm a 22 yo virgin who has **never** had a gf or hooked-up ever.
So I went out for dinner with this girl. She invited me over. I thought *finally* something exciting. We reach her place to find both of her roommates are home. She wasn't supposed... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1418033130 | 1418033450 | t3_2omuxm | t5_2to41 | 13 | poopeydookey: TIFU by jerking off with a jalapeño oil
brittanynickhole: Hahahaha I've done something like this before and it is NOT a good time..
poopeydookey: at work we had a thing called TMI-Monday and my friends couldn't get enough of it, we must fail for others to learn...or laugh for a week. either or
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1418031120 | 1418034212 | t3_2omt1e | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get it on with my boyfriend
requiem4whippedcream: why the fuck was ur bf wiping his ass with hydrogen peroxide?? That shit burns hey...
[deleted]: He uses hydrogen peroxide for so many things. (gargling a bit of it, cleaning out his ears, any little anything on his skin, etc.) I've warned ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418033078 | 1418101627 | t3_2omuw4 | t5_2to41 | 518 | dont_tayzmeh_bro: TIFU when I saw two black males walking into the women's restroom at work.
I yelled across the very large room, "Guys! That's the women's restroom."
The two tall men, dressed in NBA sweats head to toe, with bandanas covering their heads stopped and turned around. "What'd you say?"
Time stops. Sil... | 32 | 16.1875 | |
1418038008 | 1418040975 | t3_2omzea | t5_2to41 | 23 | Jesus_Carnival: TIFU by kicking my wife.
I kept trying to open the damn door. Thing wouldn't budge so I just start wailing on it. Turns out she jammed it to be funny. She I start making to kick it and she opens it to laugh at me and I barely pull my foot back before it hits her in the face. She's fine. In the hospital ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1418033111 | 1418043460 | t3_2omux5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ChainsawRedneck: TIFU by almost cutting my finger off witha chainsaw
Hello reddit this is my first post so go easy on me. I've been laughing at TIFU's for a long time now and yesterday was the day I fucked up too.
Backstory: So my dad is one of those badass dads that likes to smoke, chops wood and of course uses chain... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418040156 | 1418104193 | t3_2on1ke | t5_2to41 | 375 | seeyoujimmy: TIFU by not throwing away the condom properly
When I was 18 and still living at my parents' place, my then girlfriend and I were banging away, as was the fashion at the time. When done and dusted, I put the used condom in the waste paper bin in my room to dispose of later.
A couple of mins later the door... | 5 | 75 | |
1418041575 | 1418310255 | t3_2on31f | t5_2to41 | 4 | tyson1988: TIFU by lifting weights with my friend
This happened a while back. I'm a fairly slim guy without much muscle, and I wanted to start getting built, bro. So I bought a customisable dumbbell set and call over my buddy to have a work out session.
He's a fairly fit guy and knows what he's doing, so I like train... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418045758 | 1418179832 | t3_2on7v6 | t5_2to41 | 439 | Slutwhoria: TIFU by exploding my girlfriend's vagina (NSFW)
My girlfriend and I are currently long distance for a semester because I'm studying abroad for a bit. To make up for the distance and tension, we have Skype dates almost every night and have some fun every other night.
She and I are into the whole BDSM thing... | 12 | 36.583333 | |
1418047534 | 1418058216 | t3_2ona87 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching my gf in my sleep
So i occasionally punch my gf in the arm as sort of a playful flirty fun way and this morning (around 3 am) i was having a bad dream. The dream was about my girlfriend and she somehow upset me in the dream (i forget how). So during my dream, upset, as my fist was flying int... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418047297 | 1418048483 | t3_2on9vm | t5_2to41 | 4 | OssiansFolly: TIFU by mailing all my gifts to a RedditGift person
So, I got my fiancé's gift list 10 days ago and bought everything she wanted from Etsy the same day. It was like cat necklace, girls underwear, and some Harry Potter ring/necklace. I just noticed today that in my haste I accidentally sent all of those it... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418049772 | 1418098469 | t3_2onden | t5_2to41 | 59 | hedcheez: TIFU by not deleting the pictures off my 3DS
So, my brother used to have a black 3DS, but then he bought an XL so he could use the extra control stick for Monster Hunter. So he sorta passed on his old 3DS to me. I did not realize just how much ownership he still had over it. It's really my fault for thinking ... | 10 | 5.9 | |
1418049692 | 1418080475 | t3_2ond9y | t5_2to41 | 31 | Praise_The__Sun: TIFU by meeting my dream girlfriend and not seeing the obvious
The last thing a 22 year old wants to do is post on craigslist missed encounters, but I'm killing myself here folks.
Last night my favorite band played Lowell MA last night, Slipknot- it was a wild time. I've been looking forward to it fo... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1418052512 | 1418074886 | t3_2onhq7 | t5_2to41 | 28 | paradoxofdoom: TIFU by sending the Wrong Snapchat to someone
This happened a little bit ago.
After spending the weekend at my girlfriends house, it was time to go home. But everyone gets that urge of horniness once you are away from your spouse, right?
Well after about an hour it was time to get creative. So I had t... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1418050088 | 1418091856 | t3_2ondv7 | t5_2to41 | 30 | nofate301: TIFU by trying to be the awesome Uncle, Son, and fiance.
I started the day pretty good, I woke up ok, and I was enjoying the morning news. And then I checked my bank accounts. I love my app, it puts everything all together, and I get a complete picture. Of how fucked I really am.
Did you ever screw up so... | 15 | 2 | |
1418046432 | 1418062301 | t3_2on8qs | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing a veggie straw
This happened in math class last week. I got up to go sharpen my pencil and noticed that the kid who sits in front of me had a 2 pound bag of veggie straws. He wasn't watching so I plunged my hand into the bag. As My hand reached the bottom of the bag, I tripped on a random la... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1418054336 | 1418108613 | t3_2onkxv | t5_2to41 | 32 | arceus_disciple: TIFU by sitting in the hall before class
Short and to the point. Here we go!
I was 40 minutes early to class, so I decided to sit against the wall outside the classroom to browse the internet until class began. Five minutes before it started, a blind kid was walking down the hall towards me. I move... | 4 | 8 | |
1418053846 | 1418056376 | t3_2onk3d | t5_2to41 | 11 | wewilltry: TIFU by stealing a Christmas Wreath
Before I went to work last week, I found something at my door on the way out to rage upon the dreaded miserable day ahead known as MONDAY. Upon opening said door, I found a beautiful pink and tinsel Christmas wreath with five colored ornaments attached directly on the grou... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1418056414 | 1418185559 | t3_2onov5 | t5_2to41 | 4,969 | H_SunnyD: TIFU by letting a girl tickle me
So it was a Saturday night and I was having a girl that I was interested in come over to watch a movie at my place. She was way out of my league in terms of attractiveness and I was really rather nervous. She arrived, and we started watching the movie. Things were actually goi... | 16 | 310.5625 | |
1418056705 | 1418149656 | t3_2onpfg | t5_2to41 | 164 | [deleted]: TIFU Update for [TIFU by starting a war with my neighbor]
Here's a link to the original post http://us.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2fy7pa/tifu_by_starting_a_war_with_my_neighbor/
My former neighbor died this morning. Turns out she had some form of terminal cancer. I fucked up by doing petty shit to a dying ... | 4 | 41 | |
1418054012 | 1418126101 | t3_2onkcn | t5_2to41 | 46 | Mynotoar: TIFU by reading a TIFU in public.
I'm browsing Reddit in a cafe, when I see a Japanese girl I met a couple weeks ago come in, and invite her to come and talk to me and my friend (we're both doing Japanese.) She's talking to me and glances at my laptop, which I think nothing of. Only once she's said goodbye an... | 7 | 6.571429 | |
1418055115 | 1418068851 | t3_2onmed | t5_2to41 | 1 | craftbrewbeerbelly: TIFU by ruining my own brilliant plan that I hatched a year ago to not spend any of my money on my wife this Christmas.
Background:
So I use my credit card to make all of my daily purchase because I get some percentage (it varies) back on all purchases and Amazon let's me convert those points into... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1418059916 | 1418074834 | t3_2onvsi | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching a love story with my SO and thinking it was a comedy
To keep this short. Finals are coming up, stressful week with projects and all that jazz. Decide to get high and watch Pink Flamingos. After about 45 minutes when the chicken sex scene came up, we just said NOPE and stopped the film. We st... | 8 | 5.125 | |
1418053043 | 1418103564 | t3_2oninh | t5_2to41 | 7 | VirtualTitan: TIFU by letting the dog out.
This happened about a week ago but my family is still waiting to see how this will end.
I guess i'll give some backstory first. About 5-6 years ago my family adopted a German Shorthaired Pointer from a pet rescue organization, I'll call him Domino in this post. When we fi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418062663 | 1418067319 | t3_2oo182 | t5_2to41 | 17 | tommytickturd: So when did TIFU become creative writing 101?
Every day the fables get more elaborate. It, TIFU, seems to have been invaded by "The Playboy Forum" of late.
the bullshit... it gets deeper every day.
BakedOnions: Wasn't there an independent TIFU site way way before this, and wasn't it just as elaborate?
... | 9 | 1.888889 | |
1418061567 | 1418085288 | t3_2onz16 | t5_2to41 | 9 | jonny_D_N: TIFU by not know what a Ringback tone was
This was actually quite a few years ago but I had forgotten about this event until just recently and wanted to share with you all.
So this happened about 8 years ago, right when that fad of ringback tones was just starting. So young jonny is single and looking to me... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418063864 | 1418112859 | t3_2oo3r6 | t5_2to41 | 47 | UnlessYourADick: TIFU by having a TIFU post about someons a-hole dildo open while being the presenter in a conference meeting.
Literally just happened, the conference is still running.
So I'm a consultant for a high tech firm in sunny southern California, so please understand that this shit is detrimental to the custo... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1418065316 | 1418085645 | t3_2oo6r1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting cotton from a q-tip stuck in my ear
So yeah that just happened. Just got home from the doctors office who used about half an hour to get it out
AppleWare: So, how did the doctor get it out? I almost got one stuck but when it slid off it was almost out already so i just pinched it out.
look_so... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418066748 | 1418070636 | t3_2oo9ma | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by passing out at my parents' house.
This happened over Thanksgiving a little over a week ago. I spent the week at my parents to see them and my extended family (I'm several years out of college). Before leaving, I was talking to my buddy and about how stressful the holidays can be when families get tog... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418066550 | 1418082677 | t3_2oo96f | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking a grapefruit.
Gargantuor: Never tried it, but apparently banana peels are what you are looking for.
raffytraffy: Yeah, bananas are a lot less acidic and won't burn your dick off.
Gargantuor: Are you confirming?
raffytraffy: From a theoretical perspective - in my 14+ years of wanking I have n... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1418067345 | 1418120628 | t3_2ooave | t5_2to41 | 7 | coffeeloverrr: TIFU accidently sold a 20ga gun in a 12ga box
They look the same and they cost the same. I pointed to the 20ga and they said yes. My fellow associate went to the back and gave me the wrong box. I'm so worried now.
Frans92: Can someone explain this? I am not American and I don't see the fuckup at all..
df... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1418067150 | 1418184722 | t3_2ooags | t5_2to41 | 139 | sexyllama5ever: TIFU by making fake boobs
TIFU. My roommate left early for Thanksgiving break, so I thought, "I am all alone and can be as weird as I want to be!" And that is when the fuck-up began. My friend had given me a condom as a joke, and, being a lesbian, I didn't really have a use for it. Since I was not going... | 5 | 27.8 | |
1418052348 | 1418088648 | t3_2onhfg | t5_2to41 | 30 | WhoLetTheCogsOut: TIFU by getting high and underestimating how much money I had on me at midnight in Toronto.
I was feeling particularly horny last night. The type of horny that tells you to shut up every time a shred of logic enters the equation.
I begin thinking "Hey, how about one of those shady doorbell and curtain... | 5 | 6 | |
1418070929 | 1418072363 | t3_2ooid1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | cantstopusingreddit: TIFU by lifting a hotel mattress.
Although it didn't happen today, was a couple months ago during the summer.
Background: Not a die hard hockey fan, but nonetheless a pretty big LA Kings fan.
This summer I was in Europe during the Stanley Cup playoffs. I was with a big group of people and we are... | 3 | 2 | |
1418069365 | 1418072330 | t3_2oof23 | t5_2to41 | 12 | XChowdahx: TIFU by thinking an elevator was a safe zone
A few weeks ago, I dislocated my kneecap, leaving me to get around my busy high school on crutches. In my massive high school, there are two elevators you can use to go up and down between the two floors. With my schedule, I end up hurrying to one of these two alm... | 3 | 4 | |
1418071626 | 1418170582 | t3_2oojxi | t5_2to41 | 184 | deepolio: TIFU by getting out of bed today
For a change of pace, this actually all happened today within the last 10 hours.
So my fuck up starts at 7am this morning, when I decided to get out of bed to move my car so I could get ready to work (the street I parked on was a 2hr parking 8am-10pm). I throw on some sweats... | 6 | 30.666667 | |
1418072029 | 1418084467 | t3_2ookpt | t5_2to41 | 86 | CarrotFarmerGirl: TIFU by touching my boyfriend's butt
So I live with my boyfriend. Since I have started living with him, I have learned alot about him, like how he can't sleep with his socks on, or how he hates it whenever I touch him right under his butt (by his a**hole). Well, I like to touch him there alot, specifi... | 5 | 17.2 | |
1418062879 | 1424288151 | t3_2oo1p4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing a Frisbee too hard
So i was at the park with my family when my little brother asked me if I wanted to play frisbee, I agree'd and we started throwing it to each other. After a while I got bored and went waaaay back, we were pretty much on opposite ends of the field. I wound up and took a few... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418070532 | 1418161820 | t3_2oohhm | t5_2to41 | 10,329 | friedjumboshrimp: TIFU by going to a fancy carwash and accidentally kidnapping a Mexican dude.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8SlVr-uuRY4 (narrative/video credit goes to /u/cyae1)
This morning I decided to got to one of those fancy carwash places where they have about 10 people cleaning and drying your car after it gets... | 12 | 860.75 | |
1418072168 | 1418109489 | t3_2ool0e | t5_2to41 | 225 | WoolenWolf: TIFU by storing tampons in my car.
So I had kept a few tampons in the cubby below the A/C, radio etc. Not an unusual place, could be closed so it was discreet, just overall not a big deal. Kind of forgot they were there.
Hey you know what else fits in the cubby perfectly? A tin of cinnamon altoids.
Appa... | 4 | 56.25 | |
1418073956 | 1418074157 | t3_2ooovy | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by probably having ADD and forgetting everything.
aimstylez: I started reading this but i kept getting distracted sorry.
FlygLuffet: I stopped writing like seven times back and forth until I rememberd oh right I'm writing.
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1418075881 | 1418143982 | t3_2oot1v | t5_2to41 | 68 | Cageshaker: TIFU by picking up my two-year-old after my vasectomy...
Let me start by backing up to Friday. I had a vasectomy. Everything went nice and normal. No issues, minimal swelling. Everything was going so well.
Segue to this morning. It's my day off, I'm home with my kids, my wife has already left for work. I w... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1418075944 | 1418078253 | t3_2oot71 | t5_2to41 | 4 | scotth93: TIFU by mixing vodka, absinthe and buckfast...
Its_NOT_Loose_dammit: > I did loose a shoe
LOSE. The word is lose. Mark and remember!
Ihadsexwithjesus: No no. He means his shoe was such a square before that night and he loosened the shoe up. He didn't lose a shoe. lol
Its_NOT_Loose_dammit: Ha!
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1418074396 | 1418078793 | t3_2oopun | t5_2to41 | 3 | Trizzle4shizzal: Tifu by letting a coworker show me pictures on his phone.
Ihadsexwithjesus: Damn you...Damn you to hell. I can't unimagine what you just described...
Trizzle4shizzal: I didn't have time to fully explain what I saw. So I suppose sorry not sorry?
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1418079010 | 1418079877 | t3_2oozew | t5_2to41 | 4 | iron_shrub: TIFU by having a coughing fit while peeing standing up.
ManWhoLikesMen: sink top and walls? what do you have... a fire-hose?! i've done that, too - but you sure win for distance :)
iron_shrub: Or maybe I just have a tiny bathroom.
ManWhoLikesMen: hahaha! good save. tryna make it like ur all swangin' over ... | 4 | 1 | |
1418079204 | 1418100700 | t3_2ooztk | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing shrooms
So this happened a few months back not today... but I figured I'd share this story as a warning to anyone who plans on doing shrooms in the future. It really scared me and I'm completely sober nowadays. (Off my anxiety medication as well)
Basically, I used to smoke weed every once in a... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418079615 | 1418083394 | t3_2op0pg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching a stream
So I was watching a Battlefield 4 steam on twitch.tv, but the guy was loading into the game. So he tabbed out to check the stream chat, then my mom walks in, the streamer tabs out to his dekstop.. And his wallpaper was My Little Pony porn.
oh boy this is gonna be a hard one to expla... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418080521 | 1418094220 | t3_2op2f9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny
This, like many other TIFUs, happened some time in the past. A few months to be exact.
It was a hot, Saturday morning when I woke up. I was still a bit groggy and lethargic. So, how does a hormone-raged, 17-year old male wake himself up? Easy. Using a dash of right-hand magic and a sprin... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418080585 | 1418085293 | t3_2op2js | t5_2to41 | 15 | ShartNSniff: TIFU: I think I might have killed my roommates cat
My buddy Jason recently moved into my house and brought along his cat. I've never liked cats and never will but I allowed Jason to keep his smelly ass cat at my home because his cat seemed to be his only love in his life. Anyway, Jason and myself work all ... | 5 | 3 | |
1418080415 | 1418082996 | t3_2op28i | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally putting my jobinterview appointment in my work agenda
Throwaway account, don't want trouble.
So, I have a pretty good job in marketing (sorry!). I'm okay with it, but loyalty in this small company, is somewhat of a big thing.
Here I am, having a fine job, but finding a great opportunit... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1418081108 | 1418169717 | t3_2op3ke | t5_2to41 | 317 | BaatarJr: TIFU possibly mixing up twin babies
My sister has identical twin sons. When they were about 9 months old I babysat them for a couple days. We identified them by clothing color (blues and reds) since they are so similar looking, it makes it easy to tell who is who in pictures.
My sister didn't give me a baby ... | 12 | 26.416667 | |
1418081666 | 1418088104 | t3_2op4nz | t5_2to41 | 59 | Thaymer: TIFU by trying to be outgoing for once and telling a joke.
On our school website, we have a forum where student body leaders give us a heads up for upcoming events. In the responses, there are always these funny jokes that get insane upvotes. So, today, the comments were from this guy (he wasn't trying to be... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1418082143 | 1418085641 | t3_2op5mo | t5_2to41 | 8 | TwinMonkeys: TIFU by being sarcastic to my girlfriend
Mega_Scheisse: > said that she wasn't comfortable dating a guy who bottles his emotions.
Whenever I read these types of comments... I don't think OP f'ed up, rather, OP dodged a bullet...
bobdoleraisetaxes: Yeah she sounds like a nut bag. Idk where people find ... | 4 | 2 | |
1418085513 | 1418139110 | t3_2opc7l | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by moving my space heater from room to room...naked.
My room currently doesn't have a door and I like privacy. So, I hang out in the spare room, complete with a door. After work, I put my space heater in the spare room so that way I'm not cold AF while browsing the webz. I also like to be naked. ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418085907 | 1418160750 | t3_2opcz3 | t5_2to41 | 207 | xrambino23: TIFU by receiving a "stop downloading porn" email from my school
So it all started when I woke up from a well needed nap today during finals week. I woke up to my phone going off because of an email I received from my school's department head of networking. This was an immediate "oh fuck" moment. I opened ... | 7 | 29.571429 | |
1418085341 | 1418087517 | t3_2opbwt | t5_2to41 | 7 | Kloopsicle: TIFU by trying to wipe a smudge off my phone
About an hour ago I was casually eating some turkey soup while on my phone. You know, everyday stuff. But this time I noticed a little smudge on my screen; not really noticeable, but big enough to bother me if I hadn't tried wiping it off. So I attempt to wipe it... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1418086168 | 1418099160 | t3_2opde5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | KiraKadaver: TIFU by hooking up with my almost step brother.
We always flirted with one another here and there. He's my mom's boyfriend's son, she's only been seeing his dad for a little over a year. Well we kind of flirt here and there and we hooked up a couple of months ago when we were both tipsy.
My brother in ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1418087277 | 1418091076 | t3_2opfgj | t5_2to41 | 4 | Mustangwilly: TIFU by buying a 4K TV and finally watching Breaking Bad.
_Decimation: */u/Mustangwilly, it's time to stream.*
Mustangwilly: Would that use less bandwidth?
_Decimation: No, I was just quoting Walter, ("Jesse, it's time to cook.") :/
| 4 | 1 | |
1418086609 | 1418089559 | t3_2ope7p | t5_2to41 | 3 | UpCan: TIFU by making up a TIFU
cisco2950: But how can we trust you now? This may very well be lie inception..
UpCan: It's real in my eyes. I'm not lying about it.
| 3 | 1 | |
1418003528 | 1418117860 | t3_2olr4i | t5_2to41 | 11 | iceyj21: Tifu by eating spicy food.
Second fuck up posted this week... Must be doing something wrong, or right in the aspect of your entertainment.
So it's Sunday... The day before finals start at my college. Every sort of study room is packed and as you could guess, so Is the library. My friends and I somehow snag a... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1418089155 | 1418248543 | t3_2opivd | t5_2to41 | 16 | belethors_sister: TIFU by panicking during German translation oral exam and forgetting English
So, this happened earlier today. I am going to graduate (maybe) in a week with a minor in German, with Danish being my strongest language. I speak a handful of other languages and even in casual conversation I will sometimes ... | 4 | 4 | |
1418090173 | 1418159851 | t3_2opksl | t5_2to41 | 15 | abjectfailure3: TIFU by inadvertently becoming a college dropout.
Just this year, I was admitted as a first year student to a well-ranked public university with a relatively normal GPA (3.7) and a fairly good SAT composite score (2010), and I've just completed my first semester to learn that I'll never be able to retur... | 3 | 5 | |
1418090305 | 1418156350 | t3_2opl21 | t5_2to41 | 431 | TsiehtaXela: TIFU by texting my sister.
So, after a long stressful day filled with college finals I am finally out of school and rushing to pick up my sister and take her to gymnastics.
While I was driving I received a text from my girlfriend saying, "I love you and I just woke up" I didn't reply since I was driving ... | 7 | 61.571429 | |
1418090942 | 1418120055 | t3_2opm9d | t5_2to41 | 6 | tilsitforthenommage: TIFU by shaving the top off a mole on my face
Using a safety razor a little hurriedly and had somehow escaped other nicks and cuts I get when I rush. Instead I sliced the top off a significant mole I have near my mouth and it's bleeding like a motherfucker.
Kraligor: > Instead I sliced the top ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1418091435 | 1418182017 | t3_2opn6o | t5_2to41 | 223 | kingrottenboy: TIFU, I caused a Japanese game developer to get yelled at alot for a long time.
This happened some time ago, but it's always gives me a chuckle in retrospect.
I used to work at a small US videogame publisher; we were licensed to publish on all the major platforms at the time, Nintendo, Sega, and Sony. W... | 8 | 27.875 | |
1418067825 | 1418134565 | t3_2oobvy | t5_2to41 | 4 | MoistPlane: TIFU by singing 'Springtime for Hitler' to my Muslim Neighbours!
Ok, before I get started with this story please note that I'm not a Nazi or Fascist in anyway! The song just got stuck in my head, and I decided to listen to it once more on youtube. (link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiryTUCtLNA)
It all... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418095069 | 1418096921 | t3_2optec | t5_2to41 | 4 | Samdd31: TIFU by forgetting a bathing suit
Okay this happened today a few hours ago. First a little backstory. I go to high school in Northern California and in PE we have a swimming unit for a few weeks (yes in the winter), which we started today. Well i completely forgot. No bathing suit and no towel but you have to ... | 4 | 1 | |
1418094291 | 1418783551 | t3_2oprv6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Investorgator: TIFU by thinking I received an epic gift from my Reddit Secret Santa
So, about 3 weeks ago my English friend who is coming to visit me in the NY area texted me up while I was at the bar and asked me if he could have some Christmas gifts sent to my house, so that he could pick them up when he is here this... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1418095898 | 1418172926 | t3_2opv0x | t5_2to41 | 6 | Chinapp: TIFU by getting my dog high.
My girlfriend and I were having some fun and sharing a joint earlier, then we got into things and started to have some fun, not realizing that our joints and some more cigarettes were still on the table. When we woke up a few hours later, my dog was acting very strange. He was runn... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418098942 | 1418102646 | t3_2oq08y | t5_2to41 | 23 | KittensaurusRex: TIFU by not hiding my makeshift vibrator better
I was 16 and horny as hell, so what do I do? Use my parents' back thumper massager (this kind http://www.massager-machines-and-more.com/img/productimages/l/dual-thumper-handheld-massager-1.jpg) as a vibrator.
Here's where I fucked up.
It was annoying t... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1418099579 | 1418129093 | t3_2oq1dp | t5_2to41 | 19 | guitarsandguns: TIFU by teaching my 3 y.o. son the Game of Thrones "Weiner Song" from South Park.
I was helping my kid with getting a new pull-up diaper on. He looks down at his thing and says "Daddy, weiner!" I chuckle to myself and absentmindedly start singing the [South Park weiner song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1418100386 | 1418151956 | t3_2oq2sp | t5_2to41 | 3 | ky_ginger: TIFU by looking for my phone
While I was talking on it.
Getting ready to walk out of the house. Purse? Wallet in purse? Yes. Keys in purse? Yes. Phone? Oh shit I can't find my phone. Not in my room... not in the bathroom... not on the table by the door. Yep, it was in my hand pressed up against my ear. I g... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418127259 | 1418187923 | t3_2oq7lq | t5_2to41 | 3 | JaysRooted: Then you need to ditch creeps/assholes. I've heard that line before, and was totally fine with it. True or not.
anneboat: I think that just shows that you're not a creep/asshole... unfortunately the same cannot be said for all guys :/ I've definitely had other experiences in the past (I'm looking at you, c... | 3 | 1 | |
1418102262 | 1418153462 | t3_2oq625 | t5_2to41 | 23 | JackBrownDB: TIFU by rushing public bathroom etiquette
Unfortunately this happened a couple years ago, but here goes. At the time I worked for a large public accounting firm which works to maintain a very professional atmosphere in the office, even though most of the employees are in their mid 20's. On day at work, I... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1418102002 | 1418175205 | t3_2oq5lw | t5_2to41 | 16 | azansaigol: TIFU By Making The Director of HR Cry!
Well hello there Reddit! Today I F*cked UP! Now a little background story on my F Up. So basically I work in the Human Resources department at a hotel! What happened was that everyone in the office decided we would do Secret Santa! Part of the Christmas Spirit! Now eve... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418105047 | 1418105360 | t3_2oqai7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my grandma feel my erection (probably nsfw)
Gilb17: Your family didn't recognize your package?
lord_eyecandy: I had it concealed for the most part, and I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for my meddling dad.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418105634 | 1418110083 | t3_2oqbce | t5_2to41 | 3 | Partymizter: TIFU when I called the job I applied to and didn't tell them my name.
RandomButCoolFacts: Random fact:
Accident or not, if you don't tell your employer your name, you've fucked up.
Partymizter: Now I have something for /r/todayilearned
| 3 | 1 | |
1418105621 | 1418108124 | t3_2oqbbq | t5_2to41 | 2 | Tewarts: TIFU by telling my brother about reddit
ChellePort: How old? There is a difference in how much you fucked up depending on if he's eight or eighteen...
Tewarts: He's 14, has the mind of an 8yr old
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418088450 | 1418117322 | t3_2ophl1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | horsechokedongord: TIFU by saying "pull out " in the middle of class
To day in math,which is not a very quite class,any way I heard some one say "when in doubt..."and under my breath I say"when in doubt ,please pull out"i just so happened to look up at the teachers assistant awkwardly and slowly pull her eyes up from t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418106035 | 1418108787 | t3_2oqbwi | t5_2to41 | 19 | Aaronnn21: TIFU by running out of the bathroom naked
So today after I had gotten back home from the gym I went to take a shower. I got into the shower when I realized that I had left a brand new bottle of body wash on the kitchen table downstairs. The bottle that I already had in the shower was completely empty. I was ... | 5 | 3.8 |
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