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1418106023 | 1418164421 | t3_2oqbvx | t5_2to41 | 12 | peconey: TIFU by having a nose bleed.
(Some background info) I have a bad history of migraines, and usually when these occur, a rather fountain-like stream of blood runs from my nose. I usually clog it straight up and it's fine, but you really can't do that in school without looking like you have a tampon in your nose ... | 3 | 4 | |
1418107578 | 1418175345 | t3_2oqdx4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Menmycuztuchdwieners: TIFU by giving a 6 year old girl a baby bunny
This was actually a few years ago when I worked a summer job on a blackberry farm.
The owner of the farm had a 6 year old daughter that would basically just roam around the farm all day while everyone worked. She used to follow me around occasionally ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1418097848 | 1418122816 | t3_2opyb7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Ishmyeljewy: TIFU by wearing underwear.
Today I fucked up. All of today I wore a pair of underwear that was too tight. I thought they were just a little too small but whatever I could deal with it. Once I got home and took them off the blood rushing back to them made it feel as though I had been kicked over and over in... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418111203 | 1418116291 | t3_2oqidq | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by browsing reddit like no one was watching
This past weekend my girlfriend and I went up to my dad's house to watch his kids, my half brothers. They're both out of diapers but still need to be watched. It was supposed to be a good weekend where we could relax and get cozy. Nothing is more cozy than you... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1418109771 | 1418131833 | t3_2oqgq4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | flipmangoflip: TIFU by looking at my brothers Reddit.
TIFU,
So today I looked at my brothers reddit account. He uses the same username for everything, so it was pretty easy. I was having a laugh with him before, and sent him one of his pictures. Pretty funny right? NOPE! I get on today and he posted about me, pretty mu... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418112910 | 1418133105 | t3_2oqk63 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ViolentThespian: TIFU by probably starting a war with my girlfriend's family.
Icy_Slice: She messaged you this on facebook? As long as you didn't respond to her, this is considered harassment and you can report her to the police out of a fear for your safety and the safety of your mother.
rox0rl00ps: Wow. What kind of... | 4 | 1 | |
1418114035 | 1418135736 | t3_2oqla0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | ChefTruth: TIFU by calling someone 'Nicole Aniston'.
So this just happened today. I met this pretty girl who was sitting next to me in the library. Since its the final week, everyone's busy studying.
We introduced ourselves and when I heard her name was 'Nicole', I wanted to sound funny so I said, "Nicole as in Nicol... | 4 | 3 | |
1418116402 | 1418168398 | t3_2oqnkz | t5_2to41 | 4 | dontjerk_thegherkin: TIFU By Being Horny And Entrepreneurial (NSFW)
boredatsea: Fleshlight would be cheaper........although slightly more embarrassing if found.
OliStabilize: Slightly more embarrassing than a banana peel containing semen?
boredatsea: I've no experience in this field, but surely at least some of the m... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1418116773 | 1418156844 | t3_2oqnz8 | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking my best friends little sister.
chaomane: what did you think was gonna happen?
stusum18: I didn't think he would mind. Wouldn't bother me if my friend fucked my sister.
Red_means_go: 1. You're in the minority as a brother
2. Is your sister hot? Possibly not.
stusum18: I don't have a sister, ... | 16 | 4.5 | |
1418117029 | 1418902347 | t3_2oqo8l | t5_2to41 | 22 | BrokenTacoShells: TIFU By Inviting my Friend for a good time out in Denver
Technically on Sunday, and now he's missing :(
Trip went well enough he arrived via Greyhound bus service and we had a good couple days hanging out until it was over and I dropped him off at the bus station for his return trip.
Now, he hasn't ... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1410896634 | 1418670695 | t3_2gl8df | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU BY SCREAMING OUTSIDE A FRIENDS PLACE AT 0100 HRS.
Its a normal day and we start planning out things for the evening and finally decide to watch a movie at our friend's theater ! we are 4 guys and i am supposed to leave the other two at their respective place. all goes good with the movie (we watched "fa... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1418117971 | 1418285935 | t3_2oqp7n | t5_2to41 | 21 | ElPapa123: TIFU Manhandling a Chinese celebrity in Cloud Atlas at a well-attended press conference in Shanghai
This fuck up happened in 2010, so some years back when I was a young and spry China-based account executive for a top 3 global PR firm. It's a bit long, but telling it any other way wouldn't work.
I'd been l... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1418117003 | 1418160603 | t3_2oqo7m | t5_2to41 | 45 | pudendaler: TIFU by mixing up foreign languages
So, this happened a few years ago. I was in the Dominican Republic. I was leading a classroom of young children and it was coloring time. There were some local teenagers helping out and I didn't know that one of them knew English until I had already made my mistake.
I ha... | 8 | 5.625 | |
1418116739 | 1418138316 | t3_2oqny4 | t5_2to41 | 29 | 248_RPA: TIFU by coming home for Christmas and sleeping in my own bed
I've been in Japan for the last three months but I wanted to come home for Christmas. It's a long flight and I didn't get much sleep. I was SO HAPPY to be able to sleep in my own bed. I stayed up as long as I could because I've got to turn my body... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1418120141 | 1418229027 | t3_2oqrcn | t5_2to41 | 106 | WyoPeeps: TIFU by befriending a hungry bunny.
This weekend past was my weekend to work, the weather was beautiful for December and all of the little critters were out enjoying it. On my daily rounds I entered the open ended building where some of my equipment is located and I see a rabbit. It's totally normal to see th... | 6 | 17.666667 | |
1418118291 | 1418123661 | t3_2oqpk0 | t5_2to41 | 24 | T-Swizzzle: TIFU by actually listening to my mom
First some context: As a child, i was a terrible child. I would scream and scream until i got my way and my parents had a hard time coping with this (god bless you mum)
So this actually happened when i was very young, and one night i was feeling rather itchy so i decid... | 3 | 8 | |
1418123526 | 1418159232 | t3_2oqun7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Parker_Carter: TIFU by jinxing my cousin.
My cousin recently came over from Vietnam and one of the first things he was able to accomplish was getting his drivers license. He passed the driving test in one try and would not stop boasting about it (I failed my first driving test for going 10 miles under the speed limit f... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418123008 | 1418266011 | t3_2oqu3l | t5_2to41 | 4,940 | Farting_Potato: TIFU by trying to tip a cab driver generously
So earlier tonight I ran out of my dorm to greet and pay the cab driver who was dropping my girlfriend off from the airport. The driver was this big Russian guy with a heavy accent, so it was pretty difficult to understand him at times.
So after exchanging... | 19 | 260 | |
1418126847 | 1418191847 | t3_2oqy6f | t5_2to41 | 4 | ybreddit: TIFU by discovering /r/NoSleep while laying in a pitch black room alone.
somnodoc: Getting scared because you read something on reddit isn't really a fuck up though, is it?
ybreddit: It is when it's finals and you have tons of stuff to get done and need sleep to function and already have regular psychotic d... | 4 | 1 | |
1418127313 | 1418152966 | t3_2oqypu | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU: By not paying attention in church
okay a little back story. My gf is really religious and so is her family and well i'm not at all religious in anyway which has lead to her parents disapproving of me not that i care but my girlfriend does. So I decided to go with them to church to ease the tension a li... | 8 | 12.125 | |
1418127944 | 1419214619 | t3_2oqzdt | t5_2to41 | 455 | autonova3: TIFU by molesting a stranger
-on the dance floor
-mystery person grabs my ass
-turn around to see who it was, just see a crowd of people
-spot a girl nearby looking shifty
-guess that it was her
-playfully grab her ass in revenge
-she looks at me like she wants to call the police
-apologise
-moonwalk... | 9 | 50.555556 | |
1418129092 | 1418157024 | t3_2or0mt | t5_2to41 | 40 | callcenterdeveloper: TIFU by accepting an offer for a cup of coffee
First fuck up...that's been documented anyways. Don't be too harsh, please!
I'm currently writing this at 4:23am and I have a strong cup of coffee to blame. Now I am by no means a coffee drinker. I frequent a cup of coffee about once a month, if that.... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1418129442 | 1418161135 | t3_2or11t | t5_2to41 | 2,514 | jaujoet: TIFU by homebrewing a poisonous beer and having a date in the hospital
So, my first TIFU story! This happened this weekend. I just got out of the hospital, so here's my story.
A little background: I'm a homebrewer. I've brewed a couple of beers and they're all very tasty. This time I decided I would brew a dar... | 10 | 251.4 | |
1418130120 | 1418215058 | t3_2or1sz | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a corn beef sandwich
on_the_nightshift: Black stool can be an indication of internal bleeding. If you have this, go to the doctor! One caveat - bismuth (Pepto-Bismol) can cause this as well.
[deleted]: I went to the doctor about it, they took samples and it was food poisoning. I cleared up af... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1418135079 | 1418143256 | t3_2or8n3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Mallyunkin: TIFU by waiting too long and now I can't get my husband a PS4
MrTerrificPants: Can't you get a raincheck on the layaway deal?
Mallyunkin: What do you mean?
MrTerrificPants: Go to the customer service counter. Tell them you wanted to buy a PS4 and put it on layaway, but they had none left. Ask for a rainche... | 13 | 1.076923 | |
1418136238 | 1418193785 | t3_2oraj6 | t5_2to41 | 221 | BrokenMasterpiece: TIFU by kneeling next to my bed to change my newborn's diaper.
My wife just finished feeding our newborn and his diaper feels wet. I was arranging things on the floor next to the bed so I got on my knees to change him with him laying on the bed. This puts my head almost level with him on his back. Op... | 5 | 44.2 | |
1418124003 | 1418158921 | t3_2oqv4f | t5_2to41 | 13 | LosBruun: TIFU by Losing my Passport at the Turkish Airport
**TL;DR:** ***Lost passport in/around Turkish Airport. Spent 11 hours in a plane that day. Got to Turkey and got drunk anyway.***
***I discovered how awesomely helpful the regular employee/er is if you give them the chance to be.***
***
A couple of months a... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1418137403 | 1418140779 | t3_2orci3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by probably failing the only exam I needed to pass
So today I really fucked up. I'm currently a high school student in grade 12. For the past two weeks I had been studying as hard as I could for my advanced functions exam. I was excelling in all of my other classes, and therefore didn't need to pass the... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418140242 | 1418239305 | t3_2orhlg | t5_2to41 | 343 | OodSlayer: TIFU by reading TIFU infront of my First Sergent
I am an Airman First Class in the United States Air Force, and I always try to be at work at least 30 minutes before my shift is scheduled to start. Today I arrived 45 minutes ahead of schedule so I began browsing reddit. I was on this article, https://www.red... | 8 | 42.875 | |
1418141096 | 1418174941 | t3_2orj4j | t5_2to41 | 134 | deepolio: TIFU by getting out of bed, again...
You may have read my TIFU from yesterday involving my day from hell, starting with getting my car towed due to being fucked by a Comcast utility truck. [Link](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2oojxi/tifu_by_getting_out_of_bed_today/)
I didn't think my week could ge... | 7 | 19.142857 | |
1418135798 | 1418142185 | t3_2or9tw | t5_2to41 | 3 | TotallyNotanOfficer: TIFU by using the wrong lotion/cream.
So, what is up reddit? My Skull feels like its being stabbed with red hod pins and needles, and with the addition of something similar to what /u/Grastard did when he fucking forgot to hold the cap.
So, to start it off, I shave my head bald, i shave my facial... | 3 | 1 | |
1418141902 | 1418221282 | t3_2orkoh | t5_2to41 | 56 | ioriyukii: TIFU by arriving late for a final exam only to be told by the professor that it is tomorrow the 10th.
I woke up late today December 9th 2014. Had to rush eating breakfast and ran to the train station about a quarter of a mile uphill. Train arrived got in, dropped my ticket in the storm drain, had to buy a ne... | 7 | 8 | |
1418144057 | 1418150179 | t3_2oroub | t5_2to41 | 16 | FleetCaptainCockburn: TIFU by jacking off the wrong way. (NSFW)
Mikmagoo: that can happen when a girl is riding you and you cum when she's on top
PartTimeBarbarian: Yeah, I get this occasionally. OP it's weird as hell that you jerk it like that, but if it makes you feel better, this won't be the last time you get it.
... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418143515 | 1418144346 | t3_2ornst | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving. [NSFW]
This is my first post to this subreddit, and this happened about twenty minutes ago.
I have just finished my first semester of college, meaning I really fucked up my first semester and I am scrambling to recover. I won't be returning next semester and the fastest way out of a hole i... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418144679 | 1418168390 | t3_2orq3w | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU Just failed a class, screw college.
I just learned I failed a class and possibly another. It was something like "English 2" and "Calculus 2". I'm one of those people on reddit that doesn't know what they want to do with their life. Was in Computer Science but I learned I loathe coding. Now I'm undecided... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418145089 | 1418161507 | t3_2orqwd | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to compliment the girl I like.
Okay Reddit, storytime.
The scene is high school, 3rd period AP US History. This girl I've had a crush on for the longest time, we'll call her Natalie, recently got a new pair of really cute earrings that I couldn't help but notice.
First, a brief history of ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1418140312 | 1418202877 | t3_2orhpm | t5_2to41 | 10 | HowyadoinOK: TIFU by saying to the kids in my impoverished school "you guys drinking the Kool-Aid"
All the kids in the school i work in are black. They come in my class all drinking out of the same cup. I say joking around " oh man, everybody is drinking the Kool-Aid today" The chaos started then. I got called a racist... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1418148095 | 1418184060 | t3_2orra2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | blandrice123: Hey there, don't pick on me
PartTimeBarbarian: I hope you learned your lesson and that you are able to growth to be a better man.
blandrice123: I'll try, but some would say my best qualities are just skin-deep.
Stellarific: What a punny thread.
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1418146759 | 1418147264 | t3_2orudt | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [TIFU] I said n*gger in front of my entire 5th grade classroom
In 5th grade our class was doing a geography project where we had to acurately copy a map of a specific segment of Africa. Being the known question asker of the class at the time, I raised my hand and awaited to be called on. When she called on m... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418147876 | 1418327162 | t3_2orwl8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | pgreider: TIFU my job application
TIFU ....So I recently made an online account to apply for a job over winter break from college. I accidentally put my password as my username. My password is "Fuckyou23".
I did not realize my mess up until after I sent in my application. I immediately went to change my pass word. Fo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418147026 | 1418316091 | t3_2oruxh | t5_2to41 | 8 | iheartennui: TIFU by getting robbed by the police
EDIT: Tried posting this yesterday but reddit wouldn't allow it for some reason. So really, it's YIFU...
So, as you do when you're in El Paso and it's boring as shit, you head across the border in search of friends to drink with. I was nearby in New Mexico for a confer... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418147408 | 1418150586 | t3_2orvnq | t5_2to41 | 19 | vechmaster: TIFU By eating a whole Carolina Reaper
Today my friend brought a small bag of [Carolina Reapers](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Reaper) into school today after he purchased the on Amazon. Now, I am a big fan of chili's and I wanted to try one, I knew that it would freaking burn but I didnt care.
A... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1418150351 | 1418152029 | t3_2os1qf | t5_2to41 | 23 | 78ElCamino: TIFU by being a guy with long hair
This didn't happen today, but a few months ago. But heres the quick background; I'm a 19 year old male, and have had long hair for about the past 5 years. I often wear it in what is now called the "man-bun", and due to that sometimes I forget how long it is, which at the t... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1418150804 | 1418190961 | t3_2os2q7 | t5_2to41 | 71 | AfroSarah: TIFU by getting Icy Hot on my lady parts
While using the restroom I adjusted the Icy Hot sleeves on my knees so they wouldn't show under my jeans. While wiping, I inadvertently applied the tiniest bit of wintry menthol magic to my nether regions.
It feels like an ice giant is fingerings me, or else I'm piss... | 10 | 7.1 | |
1418147763 | 1418153832 | t3_2orwcc | t5_2to41 | 17 | Boudien: TIFU by drinking chocolate milk
So this is currently happening right now. But before we get into the current events, I'll share a little back story to how this happened.
Woke up this morning feeling a little off. Nose was stuffy, bit of a head ache, and a stomach ache. This wasn't too bad so I decided to head ... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1418150802 | 1418179301 | t3_2os2q2 | t5_2to41 | 679 | rednoses: TIFU by waving money in a homeless man's face
So my sister is the real fuck up, but I was a part of the event.
The other day my siblings and I were all driving to a hockey game together when my younger sister noticed a homeless man asking for money on the street corner we were approaching. Feeling generous,... | 6 | 113.166667 | |
1418150763 | 1418276885 | t3_2os2nd | t5_2to41 | 6 | lightkira15: TIFU by almost getting expelled from school and getting a teacher fired
So we all remember the Harlem Shake. Basically everyone and their mothers made a Harlem shake video, and my friends were no exception. The thing is, our Harlem shake got us in a fuck ton of trouble.
Little bit of background story: My... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418150566 | 1418187762 | t3_2os288 | t5_2to41 | 3 | SilverMartian: TIFU By pulling my ear buds out too hard
I was walking around my school when a teacher gets my attention. I see her waving and pull my ear buds out. We talk for a few minutes and I leave, noticing something is awry almost immediately. Sure enough, shits stuck in my ear, but not deep enough to warrant any... | 3 | 1 | |
1418153170 | 1418223625 | t3_2os7pu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By falling in love with my best friend
Okay, so like most of the people here this tifu also didn't happen today, but just today I thought about posting this.
It all started when a friend introduced me to a girl that I had in one of my classes, I knew she was there but I had never had any interest in tal... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418153146 | 1418194005 | t3_2os7np | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying about my ability to snowboard.
I've never stepped on a snowboard. Never assumed it was difficult.........
But you know what? Guys who snowboard LOVE chicks who snowboard. So guess what I do all of a sudden? I snowboard!
Oh, perfect. Let's go on a trip to the ski resort, says new boyfriend.
I'l... | 5 | 6 | |
1418153588 | 1418155313 | t3_2os8lt | t5_2to41 | 7 | qMad: TIFU By watching porn...
Let's go back ~3 months ago, I'm pretty horny, and at my nan's house. So I find a solution, her bathroom. Easy from here? amirite? So I load up some porno along the lines of "Massive black cock destroys tight pussy", or some shit like that. As it's loading the phone fucking slips out of m... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418153578 | 1418260643 | t3_2os8l4 | t5_2to41 | 119 | GoldVader: TIFU by forgetting I had a broken leg
So, as some of you may have [read] (http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2ogl64/tifu_by_helping_my_friends_kid/) I recently broke my leg. This has resulted in me having a few days of doing nothing until I can start a temporary job to restart my cash flow. So for the pas... | 6 | 19.833333 | |
1418155711 | 1418159556 | t3_2osd2e | t5_2to41 | 5 | koifish314: TIFU by putting a very old, dirty toilet part in my mouth for a few seconds.
I was changing out my dad's old, grungy toilet. I replaced the toilet. The new toilet required a longer water feed pipe (The one that connects the water coming from the wall to the bottom of the toilet tank. And why these aren't st... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418154193 | 1418183073 | t3_2os9vn | t5_2to41 | 252 | Tyrynn: TIFU by leaving my defective vibrator on a glass desk while voice chatting with my guildies.
So this happened last night. A bit of a backstory: My vibrator stopped working correctly a while ago and I've been in the process of using my warranty and getting a new one. I finally got the "OK" to ship it in and the... | 6 | 42 | |
1418160243 | 1418716228 | t3_2osmhf | t5_2to41 | 3,541 | Gast8: Tifu By Hugging My Girlfriend.
This occurred a few months ago, but I just discovered this Subreddit, so I figured it would still be relevant.
For my English class, we were assigned one of ten projects about the book To Kill a Mockingbird. We were allowed to pick a partner and, without question, locked eyes wit... | 18 | 196.722222 | |
1418159866 | 1418323998 | t3_2oslo3 | t5_2to41 | 92 | cumstar: TIFU By Cussing Out A Family Of Tourists
This actually happened about a year ago, but looking back at it I can laugh now, so I hope some of you can too.
I used to work at an outdoor waterside restaurant in Florida. For those of you who've never been, Florida in the winter is one giant tourist trap. In my ar... | 7 | 13.142857 | |
1418156219 | 1418163753 | t3_2ose2k | t5_2to41 | 16 | SneezingGiraffe: TIFU By whistling at my teacher
This actually happened over a year ago but I only found out the context of the story until today. So here I was in my chemistry class doing my work until I get stuck on a question, so I tried to ask my teacher for help and started off by saying things like "Miss!"..."Mis... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418162103 | 1418229767 | t3_2osqla | t5_2to41 | 30 | norwegian_Princess: TIFU by announcing to everyone that my aunt had died when in fact she is still alive.
TIFU because this morning I woke up to a text from my older brother informing me that he believed our aunt had passed away sometime last night. As much of my family on my fathers side (my father passed away 21 year... | 5 | 6 | |
1418163381 | 1418175165 | t3_2ost8n | t5_2to41 | 2 | semicuriousgeorge: TIFU By laughing at a girl's dead Aunt.
So I was in French class and I sit at the back next to a friend, with 2 girls in front of me. All four of us are talking as usual as are talking about Christmas, at which point the one girl, let's call her Scarlet, mentions how her Aunt died on boxing day. So w... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1418163829 | 1418165467 | t3_2osu5z | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading to kids at the public library, getting accused falsely, and getting beaten up by a dad
Hello guys. So TIFU and before you ask yes I am looking to pursue legal ramifications against this man for accusing me falsely. Plus you can't just go around beatin' people up.
So I'll start out with my l... | 3 | 1 | |
1418165012 | 1418227190 | t3_2oswje | t5_2to41 | 197 | Deadpooldan: TIFU by hitting a pregnant woman in the face.
I work in a large store and as such I have to give directions to various departments etc on a regular basis. This particular time I was asked to point out where Customer Services was. "No problem!" I said to the customer, and gave an enthusiastic upswing with m... | 9 | 21.888889 | |
1418165757 | 1418166031 | t3_2osy4c | t5_2to41 | 5 | CombatAxed: TIFU by having flash on
So in my science class it was a lecture day, and all the lights where off in the room. Me and my friends are some of the more "brainier" kids in the class so we tend not to pay attention in class and just play on our phones. One thing we do it take snapchats of each other and add fun... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418167369 | 1418229360 | t3_2ot1d9 | t5_2to41 | 18 | GrapesAreNice: TIFU by Obama coming to town
I woke up this morning, put my game face on, and got pumped for a job interview. I'm a Senior in high school that's looking to start saving up money for college and other expenses. So today, I went the entire day being mostly oblivious of President Obama coming to Nashville, ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1418168373 | 1418245966 | t3_2ot39y | t5_2to41 | 26 | TheFoodThief: TIFU by stealing a girl's food
So tonight I ordered some food to my uni accommodation. The driver rings me to say it's arrived and that I needed to go down to the front gate to pick it up. As I approach, I see a car waiting and the door open and close, and the shadow of a person walking towards the gate. ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1418169571 | 1418292643 | t3_2ot5ma | t5_2to41 | 643 | woodenial: TIFU by not identifying hints that a woman was into me
Like all submissions in this sub, this happened over Saturday night/Sunday morning.
Let's preface this little recount with the premise that I'm totally and utterly inept when it comes to identifying hints from women. I do not pick up on them. I am compl... | 8 | 80.375 | |
1418169303 | 1418320896 | t3_2ot53f | t5_2to41 | 4 | Lykabaws: TIFU by getting really sick...
I projectile vomited in the toilet so hard it hit the water and made a jet stream of puke and water right back into my mouth... it felt like that family guy episode when stewie and bryan were in the backwards universe and puked and reversed it back up... *can confirm very unplea... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418170565 | 1418434249 | t3_2ot7iz | t5_2to41 | 156 | SheZowRaisedByWolves: TIFU by doing the smooth criminal lean at a funeral
It was today. Even though I had the stress of finals, I now had the stress of a funeral on top of that. My dad couldn't make it because of work so it was just me, my mom, uncle, and grandparents.
We all gathered at the church and waited for the... | 5 | 31.2 | |
1418171379 | 1418243057 | t3_2ot919 | t5_2to41 | 38 | BabiiZombii: TIFU by leaving airport security.
Like many of these, it didn't actually happen today, but several years ago...
My (at the time) boyfriend's mother was getting married out of state, and he had asked me if I would accompany. I did, and tickets were booked, leave was taken, and all should have been well.
... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1418171260 | 1418189161 | t3_2ot8s5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing a super long Reddit post to get it deleted by a bot.
It was my first attempt at a text post and I felt so good about it. When I posted it I sat on the posting screen for a minute rereading what I posted, then I went to the Front page of Reddit. When the page loaded I saw that I had a message ... | 3 | 1 | |
1418171132 | 1418174001 | t3_2ot8jd | t5_2to41 | 18 | inhales_tacos: Tifu by slapping myself in the balls
Yep, just your ordinary sexual fuck up. I'll keep it short, much like the sexual encounter in which this event occurred. This happened 20 minutes ago, and I'm fine now. Don't worry.
- sexy time with girlfriend
- I'm on top, her leg is semi-wrapped around my back
-... | 3 | 6 | |
1418172710 | 1418261194 | t3_2otbjt | t5_2to41 | 10 | Suraru: TIFU By Lying To My Girlfriend
So I didn't actually lie to her today, but the result of me doing so happened just now, and I'm butthurt about it. So NSFW for language, also because there is sexual content involved, however it doesn't necessarily revolve around it, it's more of a grey area I guess. I dunno, if a... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1418173499 | 1418220801 | t3_2otd05 | t5_2to41 | 24 | KinestheticKid: TIFU by suggesting cake
Here it is, my first TIFU post.
I am in highschool and I am taking an art 3 class. I get very focused whilst I am drawing which often leads to me entering conversations halfway through. This happened today during my art class. My art teacher, Cruz Ortiz (kinda famous artist) w... | 9 | 2.666667 | |
1418174224 | 1418244284 | t3_2otecv | t5_2to41 | 36 | youtbuddcody: TIFU by having anxiety, skipping on taking a pill, which made me blow 2 grand and months of planning.
In still in shock over what happened, and I might crack at any moment. I figured it's best to write it out, so here it is.
For the past 4 months, I was planning to see my sister who lives in Europe. Her ... | 4 | 9 | |
1418173379 | 1418217557 | t3_2otcs4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheAustinJones: TIFU by answering my first room call
So this actually happened my first day in the engineering department. I transferred over from beach/recreation. Won't get too specific but I work at the most profitable hotel in a big franchise. I get my first room call, a code 10. Which just so happens to be a clogg... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1418174614 | 1418276238 | t3_2otf3v | t5_2to41 | 1 | snorting_gummybears: TIFU by running from Two black guys
I had finished my midterm exam which was Film Class and went to go to the mall. I was taking pictures of the exterior and the police presence in the parking lot. As I was taking photos, I spotted an undercover officer with a badge around his neck on a lanyard, ey... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1418163930 | 1418420446 | t3_2osuf3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU Failing my first driving test
I was very nervous. I'm also a bit angry because my instructor sucks balls (but actually very competitive rate) he took me to a different DMV than the one that I was prepared for, yes, I should know how to drive anywhere.
However, I still am very uncomfortable when it come... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418174406 | 1418241539 | t3_2otepa | t5_2to41 | 9 | Jafaldor41: TIFU by wearing a horse mask
So my best friend started giving me rides home today because a girl he likes just moved in a few houses away from me. I found the black horse mask in the back seat of his car, and decided to wear it because I like to goof off with my best friend. We passed by a girl I really don... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1418178207 | 1418179861 | t3_2otlu7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | annbellebr: TIFU by sharing self nude pictures with my parents
I´m probably not the first person to do this but I used my Apple ID to set up my parent´s iphone accounts. I did NOT turn off photo sharing so every picture I took would sync to their phone as well. My mom called me and asked me why I was sending her naked ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1418179423 | 1418187406 | t3_2oto67 | t5_2to41 | 21 | terrance1130: TIFU by not going to my final exam.
As everyone knows its finals time for many University students so there's that. I'm relaxing at home all day in preparation for tomorrow planning to do a massive study session later on in the day. Now something comes over me and I decide to check the notices for my exam... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1418176501 | 1418357354 | t3_2otims | t5_2to41 | 12 | ChompMyStomp: TIFU by eating too much pizza
Well today I got home from school (I'm a junior in high school) and decided to order me and my girlfriend some pizza (she lives with me). I saw pizza had a dinner box thing and figured 'Why not get it and eat left overs tomorrow?' So I did. The food came and it was a lot. I d... | 10 | 1.2 | |
1418180251 | 1418182145 | t3_2otppv | t5_2to41 | 2 | SirMousey: TIFU By trying to make my room smell good.
wartt: For whatever strange reason, I have pronounced FABREEZE as FURBREEZE my entire life
WorldwideGravityFail: Actually, it's spelled Febreze. And you didn't use hair remover, you definitely used Febreze. This was forever and a year ago, but one day when we were... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1418180860 | 1418186138 | t3_2otqvv | t5_2to41 | 8 | stingfan5: TIFU:By Having a Wet Dream .... At The Age Of 26
lord_sherlock_holmes: fyi - wet dreams come from the excessive build up of semen. If you haven't blown a load in a while, you are tempting fate by not choking the chicken.
and 4 times a month? none this month? holy crap-o-lee...something going here? This is... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1418181254 | 1418182571 | t3_2otrme | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By making a Mortal Kombat joke no one got
WorldwideGravityFail: No, everyone needs to stop mixing up Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Sub-Zero rips out the spine, and everyone needs to learn that Scorpion is Fire, and Sub-Zero is Ice. Sorry for the rant, but I am a player of Mortal Kombat and it annoys me when p... | 3 | 1 | |
1418183245 | 1418216450 | t3_2otve2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Blairkbou: TIFU by over estimating the strength of super glue containers
I have one pesky fingernail that consistently breaks down the middle. Today I decided to be resourceful and put a tiny touch of superglue underneath the nail to stop the break from getting worse.
The small bottle was extremely difficult to open... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418179249 | 1418184076 | t3_2otnut | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ikari_Shinji_kun_01: TIFU by supergluing my face.
(This isn't a huge fuckup) So I just showered and shaved. I have this little brown bump on my face that isn't a mole, but it's always been there, about an inch from my eye. It's just above my beard line. Once years ago I cut it shaving -- the damn thing bled for TWO day... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1418184694 | 1418242347 | t3_2oty16 | t5_2to41 | 7 | GreenRiderKG: TIFU by not finishing dressing before leaving the bedroom.
This happened this morning and I'm beyond mortified, but I figured someone might get as much of a laugh out of it as my husband did.
My husband and I live with another couple and our bedrooms are at opposite ends of the ~~house~~ trailer with the... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1418183305 | 1418243835 | t3_2otvi0 | t5_2to41 | 437 | katfish06: TIFU by having an inappropriate wifi password
My (conservative) mom came to visit over the weekend and here's how it went down. I had just begun to shower when:
"Honey, what's your wifi password?"
"Hang on a minute. I'll type it in for you when I get done showering"
"Oh just tell me, I'm sure it's not ... | 7 | 62.428571 | |
1418184818 | 1418245859 | t3_2oty9a | t5_2to41 | 5 | kiritoLVL96: TIFU: By Banging my roommates sister
So today was probably the weirdest day of my life. so i go to college at WIU and i live in lets say T Hall. well today i was chilling on the 1st floor watching some tv and this girl comes up to me and was like "Hi, i need to get to the guys side of the dorm and of cours... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418184838 | 1418186183 | t3_2otyax | t5_2to41 | 6 | Pieking9000: TIFU by dashing the hopes of a homeless man
This didn't happen today but actually when I was like 11 or 12 (am 18 now).
So my friend (for simplicity's sake that's what we'll call him but in actuality hes a colossally overcompensated erectile spasm)is a HUGE Yankees fan and wanted to take me and a few othe... | 3 | 2 | |
1418185032 | 1418188157 | t3_2otymp | t5_2to41 | 44 | tifuthrowaway_: TIFU by eating Mexican food and then going to family bowling
Throwaway because I know my step son uses Reddit.
A few years ago, I had just started dating my current wife. We had both been in horrible marriages before, so we decided to wait until I met her parents and vice versa until we were for sure ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1418180789 | 1418245581 | t3_2otqqr | t5_2to41 | 9 | Rdunklee: TIFU By Bumper-Checking a Cop
I play trumpet for my college. Today After years of rehearsals, hundreds of hours practicing and one nervous audition, I had finally made the top band and was headed to an early morning rehearsal. I had gotten up at 7am to be at the rehearsal location by about 7:45 for my 8am reh... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418189876 | 1418219033 | t3_2ou6n5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ehmdma: Tifu and possibly ruined the rest of my life
My tifu actually didn't happen today but actually on June 28, 2014 around 7 p.m. it's the summer and here in California the sun doesn't set until almost 9 or so. It was a rough day for me, Melinda.
Lets start by saying I am a pretty anti social 19 yr old but some h... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418187024 | 1418223321 | t3_2ou1wy | t5_2to41 | 5 | Rtouty22: TIFU by tripping on my dog's leash and accidentally peeing on my new suit
To be fair this happened yesterday, but I realized this morning I should post this. So last night I was about to leave for a job interview, I was going to be possibly working at the local Nursing home as an activities assistant (Someon... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418177929 | 1418192652 | t3_2otlaq | t5_2to41 | 5 | Offensivecolleague: TIFU by comparing my sensitive colleague to E.T. , the Extra Terrestrial.
I started a new job this summer and the vibe tends to be pretty relaxed. People talk freely about a variety of subjects, are casual with each other, so you get the feeling that pretty much anything goes. There was one young... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418189525 | 1418192772 | t3_2ou62a | t5_2to41 | 4 | F-this: TIFU by accidentally calling someone random on my husband's phone, at midnight, while he was asleep. Fucking Android phones!!
Fuck. Well, that was dumb.
So my husband had a bad day today. Times have been pretty rough lately and it's really getting him down, the cherry on top being a $110 ticket today for a "q... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418192157 | 1418216293 | t3_2oua19 | t5_2to41 | 12 | CRISDEARMERO: TIFU by leaving a gay porn window opened.
cobaltflare: It wouldn't be possible to get a link to the video, would it? It sounds somewhat mildly interesting, tbh.
CRISDEARMERO: I used incognito mode but I'm sure I can find it. There are many many similar videos though.
McMezmer: Not very icognito.
| 4 | 3 | |
1418192789 | 1418193818 | t3_2ouaw5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | twistedtactics: TIFU by showering with my girlfriend
tramsformers: I was really scared that you had fallen and broken your girlfriend instead
twistedtactics: That is a legit concern! I'd gladly fall on my face before taking her down with me.
tramsformers: LOL how do you take a shower with someone else? I feel like one... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1418192819 | 1418247706 | t3_2ouaxh | t5_2to41 | 231 | mil_kid: TIFU by pissing off the librarian at my university and then getting paid by a stranger for it
So this is a bit of a lengthy story, so cozy up.
I'm studying for my finals, like everyone on campus, at the university law school just minding my own business. I notice an older black gentleman, probably mid 50's c... | 6 | 38.5 | |
1418192568 | 1418231216 | t3_2oual0 | t5_2to41 | 9 | cobaltflare: TIFU by slipping on a patch of ice.
Alright. So this happened about a week ago. I pretty close to downtown Edmonton and tend to hang out at the library a lot. Anyways, I was running on my way to the library from my house because I overslept and was thus late for meeting up with my friend to go hang out at ... | 3 | 3 | |
1418194227 | 1668028524 | t3_2oucsd | t5_2to41 | 11 | Nose_bleeder: TIFU by snorting benadryl like cocaine
This happened five minutes ago, and I don't really know exactly how badly I fucked up yet. Hopefully it's not that bad.
I have been having some minor allergies, and I couldn't sleep because of the fact that one nostril was stuffed up. Coincidentally, I had also been... | 3 | 3.666667 |
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