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1418425831 | 1418531305 | t3_2p4gpm | t5_2to41 | 14 | whistleblower_reddit: TIFU by not taking my kid to the bathroom before the ride to school
We have to ride through heavy traffic through downtown in a major metro area and we live in the burbs but I take my 4-yo daughter to pre-school near the office for convenience. It usually takes 30 - 40 min depending on traffic.
1... | 7 | 2 | |
1418425606 | 1418429706 | t3_2p4gck | t5_2to41 | 8 | Starvingartist928: TIFU by washing my work uniform.
I work evenings/nights at a fast food place so that I can sleep in or get things done during the day time. Last night we all got our paychecks and I stuck mine in my back pocket.
This morning I woke up about 9 to stick my uniform in the wash. I gathered everything, ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418426857 | 1418428563 | t3_2p4igr | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by practically creating and giving myself malware...
ForeverDiscouraged: That's scary, if that happened to me I might not know what to do.
JaysRooted: If it ever does, just power off. (Hold power button down, or unplug system.)
ForeverDiscouraged: Thanks. These kinds of things scare me, which is why I ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1418427198 | 1418429566 | t3_2p4j44 | t5_2to41 | 5 | BlackSight6: TIFU by underestimating a toddler with a spray bottle.
We have a little orange spray bottle filled with water that we use on my two year old son to wet his hair in the morning if it's messy. He likes to play with it every now and then, usually spraying himself in the face or mouth and laughing. I've long... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418427544 | 1418433625 | t3_2p4jo8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Neospector: TIFU by answering the phone
I'm 18. I live with my parents while going to college (it's not far away, plus I missed the cutoff date for the dorms). And I was sitting at home just browsing a couple forums and Reddit when suddenly the phone rings. A little important information: I have relatives and friends t... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418425749 | 1418631673 | t3_2p4gkt | t5_2to41 | 9 | xauyo: TIFU by tasting toffee.
This happend today. So me and my girlfriend wanted to make some cookies and snack for christmas. Everything went fine, we made gingerbread dough, Lucia Saffron bun - For those who doesnt recognize this, here is a picture:http://imgur.com/d94QO7j
Then we started to make some toffee, and i... | 3 | 3 | |
1418426750 | 1418430219 | t3_2p4ias | t5_2to41 | 12 | Thatonespecialgal: TIFU by almost burning down my room
So today I felt really bad because of a harsh fight with a very good friend.
Usually,when I don't feel good I light up a candle in a glassbowl,write down how I feel and then burn the paper to get my head clear.
I wrote more than usual,almost a DIN A4 paper,crunched... | 3 | 4 | |
1418429888 | 1418431012 | t3_2p4nnb | t5_2to41 | 12 | Just__In__Time: TIFU by getting a new Phone
I got a pre-paid phone about 2 years ago and used it for the first month. I didn't need to be in constant contact with anyone, I could wait until I had wifi and pull out my laptop and use Facebook or something.
I started a new semester of college and met a cute girl in one ... | 3 | 4 | |
1418430968 | 1418470611 | t3_2p4pey | t5_2to41 | 318 | whyamiheretoday: TIFU by buying a cheap vibrator
So this week has been pretty stressful with exams and all. Today was my last day and I just got home. I called out to see if my parents were home but no one was, neither was my dog so I thought oh they must have gone out for a walk.
I'm home alone now and I've been pret... | 7 | 45.428571 | |
1418431598 | 1418432123 | t3_2p4qe4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | tifujk: TIFU by mistaking omega-3 with usb
ForeverDiscouraged: What did you have stored on your USB?
tifujk: the usb is so I can use my mouse wireless
ForeverDiscouraged: I guess the more important question now is whether you'll wait it out for it's return or buy a new one.
| 4 | 1 | |
1418431642 | 1418438914 | t3_2p4qgp | t5_2to41 | 6 | emopanda18: TIFU by making my fiancé get healthy.
ForeverDiscouraged: What did your fiance have to say about it?
emopanda18: He was rather pleased with himself.
ForeverDiscouraged: xD All I have to say to that is getting healthy came with more benefits than you realized.
emopanda18: Oh god why.
| 5 | 1.2 | |
1418431855 | 1418477982 | t3_2p4qsw | t5_2to41 | 3 | Mynotoar: TIFU by forgetting my ID
ForeverDiscouraged: What's your plan for the rest of the night?
Mynotoar: Oh I just went to sleep at like 1am, that was it :)
| 3 | 1 | |
1418432129 | 1418439670 | t3_2p4r8y | t5_2to41 | 98 | misterdylicious: TIFU by getting really hammered with my ex-girlfriend
This happened about 2 and a half years back on a Friday night, and I gotta tell ya it was a pretty defining moment in my life.
Let me preface with, I know we were complete idiots in this situation. Ya don't have to tell me twice.
Quick back story ... | 5 | 19.6 | |
1418432252 | 1418435603 | t3_2p4rh9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a pic from /r/Offensive_Wallpapers as a Facebook cover page.
Actually it was about a year ago. I'm sitting at my desk working and my boss comes over and asks me to come with him. He won't tell me why. We go to HR, and sit in an office and this woman from HR and the head of security come in. The... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1418432247 | 1418441331 | t3_2p4rgz | t5_2to41 | 6 | Whotella: TIFU by getting my friend a birthday card a pink card with a rose on it.
ForeverDiscouraged: I'm guessing this friend is a guy?
Whotella: Yup, thats what makes it awkward as hell.
ForeverDiscouraged: You got two choices.
1) Print a card off the internet.
2) Fashion a homemade card.
It's better than the p... | 6 | 1 | |
1418434986 | 1418435225 | t3_2p4vo6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | mobius_striping_inc: TIFU by trusting a fart.
pm_me_your_poop_plz: Aw shit. Tell me more.
mobius_striping_inc: I cleaned off my ass in the bathroom, wadded up toilet paper into a manpon and limped home.
| 3 | 1 | |
1418434059 | 1418437867 | t3_2p4uaj | t5_2to41 | 3 | jkch11: TIFU by not being able to speak the right type of Chinese.
Well this happened 3 years ago during my first year of University.
I was just finishing my classes for the day and was approaching the main entrance, ready to go home. A chinese girl ran up to me really frantically and she was almost on the verge of t... | 3 | 1 | |
1418436071 | 1418689271 | t3_2p4x9r | t5_2to41 | 14 | My-Smut-Account: TIFU by posting a really specific fantasy on r/gonewildstories.
Well I didn't think my girlfriend was a redditor. She's seen me using reddit before but never really seemed interested in it. Buuut apparently she's been secretly using it for private time. Found out the hard way that she's into r/gonewild... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418438548 | 1418439529 | t3_2p511z | t5_2to41 | 13 | pukethenshit: TIFU by shitting before puking
This actually happened today.
Last night I got totally blasted. When I got home I yakked and thought I was good. Unfortunately, that was not the case. I woke this morning with the familiar, yet threatening, gurgle of a liquor shit. My stomach also still felt sour but th... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1418438606 | 1429238808 | t3_2p514y | t5_2to41 | 11 | bugattikid2012: TIFU by practically creating and giving myself malware
I had to delete and repost this due to some issues. Sorry if you've already seen it.
Oh boy. This was fun. Even if you're not tech savvy, don't worry, I'll break it down and make it simple.
First time poster to TIFU btw.
So... My friend has be... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1418438428 | 1418495871 | t3_2p50wj | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU due to a public intoxication charge... Two weeks after giving an alcohol safety brief
So the fact that I was the person giving a group of people an alcohol safety brief and then getting cited for a PI is less the main problem and more of a cruel irony.
The main issue is that I am currently a cadet in ... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1418439578 | 1418442013 | t3_2p52l0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my own hard
I'm a full time college student and I usually go to the barber about once every two months. When my hair gets out of hand I just wear a cap when I go out. I really like to keep my hair short and have it well groomed but I'm not willing to pay $25 that frequently to have it done.
... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418439716 | 1418488940 | t3_2p52rv | t5_2to41 | 8 | Takashi_Babezuka: TIFU by licking a tampon.
Every Friday night after work, I treat myself to a nice big South West themed kale salad. Beans, radishes, avocado. The whole enchilada - so to speak. Tonight I visited my local grocer, went straight to the salad bar, rushed home through the blustery NYC cold and doused that ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1418441054 | 1418441549 | t3_2p54ry | t5_2to41 | 4 | jloww: TIFU by cancelling my bank card when trying to get emergency cash
This actually at the day before New Years Eve last year, but I seen a similar post and reminded me of the incident so thought I would share
I was on a night out the day before, and decided not to take my bank card with me and just have money in m... | 4 | 1 | |
1418442888 | 1418443641 | t3_2p57dx | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by pooping at work.
I don't normally poop at work but today was different. A massive. thick. fat. turd was brewing and I had to release the kracken. I went into the employee restroom (which is a pretty powerful toilet) and let it come out and boy oh boy did it come out. I could tell from the first wipe ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418445622 | 1418446522 | t3_2p5bcv | t5_2to41 | 4 | thatwhitegirl789: TIFU by letting my mom destroy my self esteem (serious)
So, first off, this is my very first post to reddit, so bare with me please.
Secondly, if you are feeling suicidal or are engaging in self-mutilation, you're not alone. If you know a friend who is suicidal don't be afraid to say something. It mi... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1418445887 | 1418446633 | t3_2p5bov | t5_2to41 | 3 | Honestybitesthedust: Tifu to calling a total stranger daddy at a fish supermarket
This happens years back when i was around 12 and my dad had left me, my mom and my sister in the car, to go get some fish to make some fish soup. He was wearing a red sweater and blue jeans as i remember. my mom being lazy asked me to go ... | 3 | 1 | |
1418445665 | 1418448004 | t3_2p5bek | t5_2to41 | 5 | xoxogeorigagirl: TIFU by finding info out I didn't want to know
So, I went downtown a while back for a music festival and being the friendly person I am started talking to some random ladies about guys and I mentioned one guy from my class named Alex, he's got a great personality and his cute but is short which doesn't... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418446676 | 1418447643 | t3_2p5cqw | t5_2to41 | 12 | ThrowAwayThursdayz: TIFU by causing my friend to attempt suicide.
ForeverDiscouraged: You can't put your entire life on hold for this girl. Sure it's sad she tried to commit suicide, but it's not like you intentionally wanted her to. You were busy, does she expect you to be on call 24/7? Try to help her, but don't put... | 3 | 4 | |
1418447072 | 1418449387 | t3_2p5d9r | t5_2to41 | 8 | snakesrkool: TIFU because my friend likes bananas
Okay so a bit of background information. I'm a photographer for our school's newspaper and my friends like to take my camera and take pictures when I'm not looking. There's this particular friend that I'll call B who likes bananas and she eats one almost everyday, and a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418444774 | 1418449501 | t3_2p5a5a | t5_2to41 | 15 | PhantomBunny: TIFU by running without Under Armour
I changed jobs recently, and my running schedule has shifted from mornings to afternoons. This means that instead of getting to pick my running gear out of the drawer, making sure I don't forget anything, I now have to remember to pack EVERYTHING for my run, and change... | 5 | 3 | |
1418448701 | 1418498891 | t3_2p5fj2 | t5_2to41 | 476 | vengefulmasturbator: TIFU by revenge-masturbating. (NSFW)
For you to understand why I did what I did (besides the fact I was in a drunken stupor), we have to rewind back a week or so, maybe two. My brother and I were in our shared apartment when the shitstorm began brewing- me in my bedroom and he and his ladyfriend in... | 7 | 68 | |
1418445897 | 1418454834 | t3_2p5bpl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by being tall
I'm 6'4".
This morning I got out of bed and my back was feeling a little tight so I absentmindedly stretched, arching my back and extending my arms up.
I stuck my hands right in the ceiling fan while it was at top speed.
My hand was bleeding and is super bruised. I think my pinky is br... | 3 | 1 | |
1418450208 | 1418535985 | t3_2p5hg0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | spiderJweb: TIFU by underestimating the importance of my wedding day.
This has built up over the past several days, so at this point I'm well aware of how wrong I was in thinking my family wouldn't be greatly disappointed in not being there for the "official" event.
Quick background-
My girlfriend and I met when ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1418451722 | 1418468322 | t3_2p5jes | t5_2to41 | 14 | TheDarkKitten95: TIFU by leaving my boyfriend's room
Context: my boyfriend stays in the upper floor of their house. His brother also stays up there on days he works. Their rooms are on exact opposites of the living area, with the bathroom on the other wall.
So, me and my boyfriend were messing around and had sex. Well... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1418453507 | 1418453866 | t3_2p5ln5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: tifu by thinking the actor Denzel Washington was Denz L. Washington.
I thought it was Denz L. Washington like Samuel L. Jackson.
TheIllustratedKid: Yea like I used to think Samuel L. Jackson was SamuEL Jackson
rickwinston: honest mistake
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418454649 | 1418456042 | t3_2p5mvz | t5_2to41 | 5 | xwednesdaythe3rd: TIFU by mixing activated charcoal with coconut oil and slathering it all over my face.
This is my first post, so please be kind. Also, this just happened like 20 min. go... And for those of you who don't know, activated charcoal is a pitch-black power that's often packaged in capsules and taken for st... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418455747 | 1418456409 | t3_2p5nyf | t5_2to41 | 5 | Throwaway77477777: Tifu by not having sex in over two weeks.
So this happened yesterday morning. My fiancé is on the birth control shot, and that shit works so well. She doesn't want to have sex anymore, she wants to switch over to the pills again. So with that we barely have sex anymore and with us being in our early ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418456556 | 1418585078 | t3_2p5oqt | t5_2to41 | 41 | elsenorduderino: TIFU by not letting someone use the restroom
So I did fuck up in this story, but it is really a story of how I was the agent of fuck up in someone else's fuck up.
So I was spending New Years on a South American beach, south of the Equator, which devolved into a bunch of drunken revelry and resulted in... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1418457813 | 1418458068 | t3_2p5pyn | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dirty-Taco: TIFU by pulling out. [NSFW]
My girlfriend and I were having a bout of particularly great sex and I started feeling the tingles and jingles. Being the gentleman that I am I pull out and give her belly a pretty thick glaze. She gave me the sexy eyes and asked me to push back inside her. Once again, my manly d... | 3 | 1 | |
1418458867 | 1418463648 | t3_2p5qvy | t5_2to41 | 2 | EthiopiaHereICum: TIFU by losing some self-esteem and a bet simultaneously.
Note; this is my first ever Reddit post so please spare some of my self-esteem, if I even have any left at this point.
This happened yesterday.
Compared to other posts on this sub this isn't exactly terrible, however I don't feel comfortable e... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418459873 | 1418461350 | t3_2p5rta | t5_2to41 | 6 | Stared-At-her-ass: TIFU by getting an erection
English isn't my first language, so please forgive me if there are mistakes.
I was walking down the street in my original town, and saw a woman with big ass wearing yoga pants, walking in front of me.
[for illustration, not my pic.](http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/upload... | 3 | 2 | |
1418458550 | 1418521237 | t3_2p5qlh | t5_2to41 | 320 | fafafafranklin: TIFU by reminding an old lady to use her manners
I'm a single parent to a 5 year old, and I manage a bar. We have functions on fairly regularly this time of year and this afternoon we had a particularly punishing group of ballroom dancers come in, to set up for a big event they have on. Sometimes I'll j... | 9 | 35.555556 | |
1418456948 | 1418595318 | t3_2p5p4h | t5_2to41 | 30 | lolisaac: TIFU and almost burned the dorms down at my University.
We had went to "Outtakes" on campus, it's basically just a convince store. I bought some kind of ramen I had never had before. We went back to the room, I cooked it, added the flavoring (which I must add was some kind of liquid rather than powder) It was... | 9 | 3.333333 | |
1418458589 | 1418506215 | t3_2p5qmv | t5_2to41 | 3 | schlaggythor: TIFU by not wearing non-slip shoes at work.
This fuck up happened about two years ago but reading through other TIFUs, I was reminded of it.
I used to work at a certain fast-food chicken establishment (which is an oxymoron, by the way). Typically one would wear non-slip shoes at this kind of job, but min... | 3 | 1 | |
1418462974 | 1418487448 | t3_2p5ug7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not going to an interview
Basically im an introvert , and my confidence has been fucked by a few people lately.
I got a call from Amazon for an interview .
I suck at public speaking and the first round is group discussion .
Im boosting myself up as im driving to the office and telling myself you ca... | 3 | 3 | |
1418465179 | 1418472840 | t3_2p5w4a | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By accidentally mixing my phone up with my mom and revealing that I like My Little Pony a little bit too much...
Me and my mom are both on the same phone plan, so we tend to get the same upgrades at the same time. Recently we both got new phones, but they were out of white so we both got black.
This m... | 7 | 1 | |
1418465037 | 1418466402 | t3_2p5w15 | t5_2to41 | 26 | lukechrissy: TIFU By pissing on a small child.
I am a lorry driver in the uk,
and last night i pulled over for my nightly rest just outside a local shopping centre.
after dark just before i was going to sleep i decided to take a piss! as it was extremely cold outside i decided not to venture out. i drew back the curt... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1418465487 | 1418494778 | t3_2p5wd3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU, By not recording the person that was stealing from my front porch sooner.
This happened just a couple minutes ago. I'd say 30 minutes ago still shaken up a little, But any way I'm in my room playing Advanced Warfare when I hear a knock on the door I am (high) at the time. So I turn all the lights off ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418466309 | 1418466911 | t3_2p5wxy | t5_2to41 | 10 | flathair: TIFU by agreeing to a meet-up with old friends, one of whom jerked me off multiple times
When we were young, 7-8 year olds, my friends and I were very close. We practically lived like brothers, since we went to the same school, lived in the same locality, etc. Somehow, one of my friends and I got to know abou... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1418466120 | 1418471099 | t3_2p5wtg | t5_2to41 | 89 | dunkster91: TIFU Returning Panties to my Girlfriend (slight nsfw)
Happened earlier this week.
For three months I've been dating a girl who I'd been friends with for a few years prior. As such, things are great. We're both on our college swim team, so we have a lot of the same friends. Comfortable with each other, n... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1418467149 | 1418574602 | t3_2p5xjx | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by being stupid, weak and short-sighted in my freshman of college.
Up at four A.M working on a "team" project here, which comes with an exam-that's starts in three hours. It's supposed to be a game for computer science, but it is totally bricked, so we're pretty much fucked.
How did I get to fuck up t... | 3 | 1 | |
1418465279 | 1418477611 | t3_2p5w7e | t5_2to41 | 18 | throwaway_951357: TIFU by hitting a blowtorch against a wall with an almost full liquid gas cylinder
Obvious throwaway is obvious.
A littlebit context: our house is heated with a variety of firewood, and of course, you need to maintain the flames so you have enough heat to the whole house.
Anyways, per my "morning rou... | 3 | 6 | |
1418474185 | 1418477192 | t3_2p630v | t5_2to41 | 7 | fucketyfuckshit: TIFU by installing Tinder
I've been with my gf for 6 years. Yesterday me and a mate started talking about Tinder while drinking. For a laugh I installed it. I swiped a few times left and right, and then I uninstalled it (I uninstalled it because I'm obviously not supposed to have Tinder while in a rela... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1418475527 | 1418505045 | t3_2p644r | t5_2to41 | 477 | NeedNameGenerator: TIFU by leaving my facebook open
So, I, a 23 year old guy, was at University, doing a group work with two female friends. We have a facebook group, where we post all our progress, so it's available to us all when we get home. We were about done there, just doing little tweaks. So I had my facebook op... | 8 | 59.625 | |
1418477148 | 1418488564 | t3_2p65lj | t5_2to41 | 6 | Muggaz: TIFU while planning a prank with a speculum
I work as a construction manager and had started work on a new project to refurbish an existing college building. In my first week I was finding my way around the buildings maze of corridors and I came across the medical room. There was still an old filing cabinet in... | 3 | 2 | |
1418477335 | 1418480106 | t3_2p65rm | t5_2to41 | 28 | xCub3d: TIFU by reading fifty shades of grey outloud
Skype call at 12:00 am. Start reading 50 shades of gray out loud with a voice changer on because it's funny.
Mum standing outside door.
fuck my life.
comedygene: She probably thought it was hilarious. Its the voice changer that sells it. If she remains laugh free... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1418479717 | 1418490510 | t3_2p688k | t5_2to41 | 2 | stefanwolf1: TIFU by hiring a prostitute and having fail sex NFSW
It was summer break and I wasn’t having much interaction with people so I got super horny and needed to let my fuel out. I hired a prostitute from sex.com that looked pretty hot. She rang my doorbell and let her in. I immediately stripped off my close an... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418481391 | 1418517120 | t3_2p6a16 | t5_2to41 | 49 | pyranda: TIFU by being nice to a (presumed) stray cat.
This happened yesterday, but I digress.
There's this really cute little cat that's currently living on our porch. I'm not sure if she's a stray, but we have a shelter set up for her and I give her food. (Before you ask why I haven't taken her inside : I'm living ... | 8 | 6.125 | |
1418482038 | 1419349437 | t3_2p6arm | t5_2to41 | 1,725 | Lou_D_Lascivious: TIFU by ranting out loud about not getting laid while my gf was listening in on my phone. [NSFW]
This happened last Monday and I originally posted this Monday afternoon but it was pulled because of "sexual content", which is somewhat ironic because it is precisely the lack of sexual content which prec... | 23 | 75 | |
1418471440 | 1418515834 | t3_2p60uk | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a speeding ticket instead of fixing my brakes
A friend and I have been planning a road trip to another state. I usually vilunteer to drive for these things and take my car, but this month it's brakes were wearing out and I've been too thrifty too have them changed profession and too busy to ... | 3 | 2 | |
1418483023 | 1418531710 | t3_2p6bxp | t5_2to41 | 11 | Skybaby23: TIFU by blacking out
TIFU. Last night I decided to go out and have a few drinks with friends, but one of my friends had lost her ID, so it was just me, my friend, we'll call her Aimee, and her boyfriend at the bar. We had pregamed back at another friend's apartment, so I was about one drink away from a black... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1418482350 | 1418490403 | t3_2p6b5c | t5_2to41 | 4 | matt_the_great: TIFU by getting a girlfriend at a party.
As a nerd I don't know what to do at parties at all, but since everyone was invited I figured why not. And here's why.
So I'm standing with a few friends (two girls, one boy and my crush), still pretty much sober and surrounded by drunk people. After a while we ... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1418482947 | 1418517278 | t3_2p6bug | t5_2to41 | 403 | axtonematters: TIFU by coating my neighbours car in dog shit
Today my lawn was overdue for a good mow and it was a particularly hot steamy Australian day. As we have no fence separating our house from the neighbours (fairly common in Australia), the neighbour’s dog has free reign to roam wherever it pleases. On almost ... | 4 | 100.75 | |
1418455418 | 1418520295 | t3_2p5nn8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Diablo3RuinedMe: TIFU by watching Madder Red
If you don't know what Madder Red is, it's this song by Yeasayer and in the video there's like...a singing lump of cancer and it's her pet. The cancer lump is dying and coughing blood, and it makes me CRY SO MUCH.
Blinded by tears, I tried to stumble to the bathroom, walked... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1418487516 | 1418586581 | t3_2p6huq | t5_2to41 | 1,072 | lord_eyecandy: TIFU by having my grandma feel my erection
A little background first: Once in a while, my SO gets extremely horny. She wants to sext me and of course I never refuse because... nudes, man. So many nudes. Like a water fountain of nudes but with nudes instead of water and nudes instead of a fountain.
I ha... | 10 | 107.2 | |
1418488639 | 1418534902 | t3_2p6jjw | t5_2to41 | 4,935 | Peripheral1994: TIFU by accidentally pissing in my mouth.
So, I recieved a new watch a few days ago. It's a pretty decent one that runs apps and connects to your phone to allow you to read your notifications on the watch. It's lazy, but it's cool.
In any case, my morning was going as normal as ever, until I decided to... | 12 | 411.25 | |
1418488023 | 1418493182 | t3_2p6il8 | t5_2to41 | 263 | VRReznov: TIFU by getting high and eating chips
The day started as all others, I woke up at 3 PM after spending all night at the grocery store I work at. I was awake for about an hour’s and had already eaten breakfast and taken a shower when my friend calls saying he had gotten some dank ass weed. I figured, since it i... | 4 | 65.75 | |
1418486592 | 1418496023 | t3_2p6gkm | t5_2to41 | 228 | [deleted]: TIFU by wrecking breakfast
I was making breakfast, an egg rolled off the counter in front of me, I tried to push my waist forward to catch it, it fell anyway and caught on my belt. With a knife in one hand and raw bacon in the other, I tactfully pushed my groin forward again quickly to stop it from falling a... | 4 | 57 | |
1418481687 | 1418517731 | t3_2p6adw | t5_2to41 | 35 | jeremyjava: TIFU and may be responsible for destroying the health of a fellow human being by hugging them - but hopefully not
So my mom mentioned that her friend had an organ transplant and doesn't shake hands bc of the germs and immune system issues. Apparently one cold could spell the end for her.
Now, in my de... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1418491124 | 1418492031 | t3_2p6njh | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my 3 year relationship
I made a huge mistake and I cheated on my girlfriend. I don't want to lose her so I am giving up video games(something that has caused lots of trouble in our relationship) please help her understand what it means for a hardcore gamer to give up video games. I'm begging ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1418477576 | 1418509105 | t3_2p65zp | t5_2to41 | 22 | monopticon: TIFU by missing a call from my Wake-up service app.
So this week I downloaded an app that connects callers to people who have set an alarm with the service for a wake up call. After 60 seconds the anonymous caller is automatically disconnected. I noticed when calling people some voicemails listed the person... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1418491405 | 1418492354 | t3_2p6nzc | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off after slicing chilli peppers.
So... This is my first post, and i'm sitting here with a feeling that my little willie is about to explode.
I'm currently living alone, and decided to make myself some nachos for dinner. So i cooked the meat, and sliced up onions, paprika and chilli's.
I p... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1418490833 | 1418550298 | t3_2p6n41 | t5_2to41 | 54 | sadbrownman: TIFU by cumming all over a dog [NSFW]
I hadn't seen my girlfriend in a while and well I was saving "all my love" for her. So when she got home for break I immediately drove over to meet her. Her parents were extremely kind and everything but they just wouldn't leave us alone. I was frustrated beyond reason... | 3 | 18 | |
1418494319 | 1419686872 | t3_2p6srb | t5_2to41 | 142 | JayDee240: TIFU by accidentally making my 5 year old son violently ill
I take the family out for breakfast once a month to a fire hall. We went this morning and as we're going through the food line we see they have canned grapefruit juice this week, which is something they've never offered before so the kids were exci... | 18 | 7.888889 | |
1418494890 | 1418504700 | t3_2p6tp7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by jizzing in my pants in the middle of the ACT, causing me to lose my "perfect" score.
I dunno whether to laugh or cry about this, but here's how it went down....this morning was my 7th time taking the ACT. As a senior in high school, this is the last time I'll take it. I've done fairly well on it befo... | 5 | 2 | |
1418496267 | 1418505166 | t3_2p6w1b | t5_2to41 | 5 | theflamingweeblo: TIFU because i answered my ex-gf phone call
OK, quick back story: I am a 20 yr old male who recently broke up with a 17 yr old female. She is insane.
The break-up was messy, tbh. Feelings were hurt, crying was heard, the works. I don't care tho, cause she was and still is crazy.
She continued to tx... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418496524 | 1418526866 | t3_2p6whx | t5_2to41 | 82 | vitriolic_amalgamati: TIFU by eating a cookie crumb [NSFW]
Okay, this is a chain of events spanning 20 years that ripple through time like the cloud atlas movie... so here i was, a relatively innocent kid of 6 years at my grampas super clean lakehouse with my sibling chilling on his bed and we're eating some oreo cooki... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1418498617 | 1418501940 | t3_2p7004 | t5_2to41 | 10 | 105Hummel: TIFU by puking on my friend's dad's guns
One of my friends lives with his dad. His dad owns a farm and has diabetes, so he has to help his dad. Yesterday I and some other friends went over there to smoke some pot. He does it all the time, and his dad knows but doesn't approve of it.
We get to his house, and... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1418500618 | 1418504201 | t3_2p73f9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Alienmantis: TIFU by entering my sisters room
This, for reference happened today.
I'll keep this short and simple, i was casually walking through our house, when i remembered i need an envelope. I should mention that she likes to sleep naked. So i go and think where could i get an envelope.
I remember that my siste... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1418504259 | 1418583878 | t3_2p79ny | t5_2to41 | 39 | qwerty12qwerty: Tifu by telling my spanish 101 class I had to take my sister to the hospital because she's always super horny.
Spanish, the verb estar is a temporary state of being, and ser is a permanent trait. Now my sister has been running over 100 degrees F for a bit and needed a ride to the Dr. So I had to miss a ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1418505180 | 1418552973 | t3_2p7bak | t5_2to41 | 28 | lollig050: TIFU By getting a hacked netflix account and googling this guy [NFSW]
Hello,
A few days ago a friend of mine sent me a message asking if i'd like a free unlimited netflix account ofcourse being the poor teen that I am I said "Yeah man!".
So I got this account and started to use it, i felt quite guilty abo... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1418497476 | 1418530084 | t3_2p6y40 | t5_2to41 | 5 | bigfriendyo: TIFU by chewing on a whole small candy cane
In my defense, I had never eaten candy canes in my life and didn't know what do to. So when my friend offered one, I just shoved the whole thing in my mouth and chewed on it. Everyone started laughing when I was screaming like crazy when it destroyed my teeth
Fra... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418507089 | 1418507794 | t3_2p7emk | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU Getting high for the first time
Alright, let me start off by informing you that I'm and junior in high school and this just happened 15 minutes ago.
Today my parents went out of town for the day. They drop me off at the school for my wrestling practice ( On a Sunday :/ ). Anyways when practice... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418507170 | 1418601827 | t3_2p7erh | t5_2to41 | 13 | _Decimation: TIFU by going on Instagram
I was searching for fappable material on Instagram. I came across a good picture with a girl showing off her ass.
I tapped the picture to see if she was tagged...no tags popped up. Tap again...And it happened. I liked the fucking photo.
What makes it even better is that the p... | 12 | 1.083333 | |
1418507736 | 1418508078 | t3_2p7fp6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | PurpleKephos: TIFU by speaking my mind.
So I work at a restaurant and as most people know.. it can get pretty slow at times. I've been working at this restaurant since it opened so I'm considered on of the "higher ups", anyways I turned on some music while everyone one tidying up the place and just hanging out. We were... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1418508826 | 1418510084 | t3_2p7hix | t5_2to41 | 12 | TeePlaysGames: TIFU by having sex with the lights off
Not a throwaway, because no shame.
I ran into an old friend that I hadnt seen in years at a party. We ended up going back to her place. Luckily, I had a condom, which would come into play later.
Halfway through, I thought to myself "She's soaked. Hell yeah. Im gre... | 4 | 3 | |
1418506328 | 1418547997 | t3_2p7db9 | t5_2to41 | 53 | Microfluffy: Tifu by eating all you can eat wings on a class field trip
So yesterday my health science class got to go on a field trip to the science exhibit in the city. After we had gone through the exhibit the teacher had decided that we had enough time to eat lunch before heading back to the school. We all decide w... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1418505957 | 1418522418 | t3_2p7cn9 | t5_2to41 | 76 | paxx09: TIFU by eating Chinese takeout
On Wednesday of this past week, I ordered some Chinese food from this place that I used to order from all the time. I haven't done so in about three months, but Tuesday was the day that I decided it would be a good idea to order some. I loved the fuck out of that meal.
The next ... | 5 | 15.2 | |
1418510388 | 1418572596 | t3_2p7k5e | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a shit before my exam
Happening right now. Taking a shit before my exam in half an hour and the bathroom has one of those automatic lights; didn't realize that when I walked in. I'm on my phone, looking at twitter and reddit, evacuating my bowels, when all of a sudden the lights shut off. This... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418509383 | 1418550827 | t3_2p7igp | t5_2to41 | 4 | welshtrucker: TIFU By finding Reddit. What you all think?
The_amazingluke: TIFU is basically trading secrets for upvotes anyway
welshtrucker: I dont understand all this up voteing shit anyways. Im just here for the gossip :/
The_amazingluke: I'm relatively new here too, you get used to it pretty quick. Also if one pe... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1418510917 | 1418570259 | t3_2p7l22 | t5_2to41 | 1,137 | hazlenutno: TIFU By making my boyfriend's sister wear a cum rug (NSFW)
it didn't happen today but still...pretty gross fuck up
so i used to live with my boyfriend's parents and brother and sister for about a year. i had this hideous long tye dye shirt that i wore as pajamas but then decided it was too hideous to wear e... | 10 | 113.7 | |
1418512331 | 1418514393 | t3_2p7nfq | t5_2to41 | 13 | WeInventedtheRemix: TIFU by scratching a pretty blondes hand with my fingernails and making a bad joke
*This happened last weekend just had time to tell the tale*
I had been out drinking with a few friends and we decided we should head to a new bar. We walked down to a spot that was a bit slower paced and had less mil... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1418510947 | 1418522752 | t3_2p7l3x | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my birth name
This fuck up actually happened 36 years ago. My parents gave me a full name (first, middle, last) where the first name was the same as 3 other people in my family. For this reason, they always referred to me by my middle name. I have gone by my middle name and last name since birt... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1418511926 | 1418519978 | t3_2p7mqs | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By shitting on my mums floor, and letting the dog eat it.
This is actually my buddies experience, but he doesn't use reddit.
So I got up in the morning and went straight to the fridge, drinking a bit of juice and innocently letting off a big morning fart, and straight away I knew I had fucked up. Not o... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418510966 | 1418520028 | t3_2p7l4z | t5_2to41 | 5 | ScumbagLaurence: TIFU by losing my bank card
Title says it all. Had to cancel the card and will get a new one in 7-10 working days, and I still haven't done Christmas shopping. Yay.
Macc14: How do I report this?
fishyfunlife95: Call number on back of card
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418501831 | 1418519113 | t3_2p75ik | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaching exam regulations
It was never my intention. For our actuarial exams we are allowed to bring our "yellow book" into our exams. About a month ago I wrote some formulas in it while revising, I intended to erase it before exams. But my close relative just passed away a few days ago and I've bee... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418516221 | 1418517565 | t3_2p7tzr | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by (possibly) accidentally killing someone on omegle
Ok so some back story first I bought some new flashing led lights for my computer setup and i decided that i should show them off before installing them behind my monitors, my mind jumps to how about i show them off on omegle and thus the fuck up bega... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1418512409 | 1418661352 | t3_2p7nkd | t5_2to41 | 240 | Mr_Murdoc: TIFU by ruining Ian McKellens dinner.
Okay this wasn't today but in 2005.
My dad worked for a few production companies in London and often got to meet celebrities through work and as social friends. He managed to get tickets to go see a Pantomime in London which Ian McKellen was starring in as Widow Twankey... | 5 | 48 | |
1418515881 | 1418545190 | t3_2p7tfr | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: Tifu by having sex in a public parking lot (nsfw)
This is a story from about 12 years ago when I was in high school. My girlfriend and I were constantly looking for places to have sex, as it was never an option to go to our parents places (for obvious reasons). We would occasionally find places in wooded are... | 9 | 13.777778 |
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