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1418516412 | 1418522698 | t3_2p7ual | t5_2to41 | 8 | Rootkit9208: TIFU by not clearing my browser history.
TIFU bad, Reddit. This happened just a few hours ago. After a short background in tech support, I've learned the importance of clearing browser history after a nighttime spank, but was tired out from my most recent one.
Anyway, when I came home from work today, my... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1418514525 | 1418557963 | t3_2p7r4a | t5_2to41 | 40 | lumdogmillionaire: TIFU by trying to be funny at Taco Bell
This was actually Thursday night, which I spent at a local park with some friends stargazing and spinning each other on the merry go round. After working up a good nauseous feeling, we decided to visit a nearby taco bell and sample their new rolled chicken tac... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1418515034 | 1418542518 | t3_2p7ry4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | jay_blu: TIFU by deleting all 400GB of my porn (NSFW ish)
So, it didn't happen today, but after a work of recursive data recovery attempts, no success, I'm posting.
So I had kept all of my porn in a trucrypt drive for ease of containment, and minimal privacy assurance if my drive ever fell into the wrong hands.
So wh... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1418517258 | 1418570002 | t3_2p7vma | t5_2to41 | 11 | Sunshine200: TIFU by posted by taking naughty pictures and then attempting to delete my chromebook history by 'powerwashing' it.
So now it won't connect to the internet and I can't use it. I took some topless pictures and then worried that my ex.husband (not that it's any of his business, but I don't want an argument) ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1418517681 | 1418541485 | t3_2p7wa3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | retard_shit: TIFU by trying to peek on my housemate showering
So in the last few months I've been playing with the idea of asking my girlfriend to play out a certain fantasy - watching her shower and possibly entering the bathroom to add some rape-fantasy to it (something she digs as well, so plenty for both of us). St... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1418515340 | 1418520122 | t3_2p7shv | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by apparently being a child sexual abuser
This fuck up actually happened over 25 years ago when I was a child. I have a sibling who is about 1.5 years younger than me. When we were young we looked at each other naked and touched each other on multiple occasions. We both did it. My parents never gave us ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418517919 | 1418521594 | t3_2p7wns | t5_2to41 | 9 | fuck_my_l1fe: TIFU by taking acid
One time, I was just having good time on friday night. Snorted some Focalin, drank and smoked weed. Me and my friends are having fun, playing in snow etc. It wasn't a party, just a friends gathering. My other friend texted me that he is going to come over and will bring 2 tabs of good ... | 3 | 3 | |
1418521072 | 1418525082 | t3_2p81jw | t5_2to41 | 4 | SexyTimeAllTheTime0: TIFU by trying new hot sauce
So, my dad has Kansas City BBQ sauce he gets specially shipped from Kansas. I'm starting to like spice more, so I decide to try some. (it's EXTRA HOT flavor)
We had chicken for dinner. I pour some, and try it. I like it. Que 5 minutes later, I decide to pour some mo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418521144 | 1418545040 | t3_2p81n2 | t5_2to41 | 1,706 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking why my brother enjoyed a painting so much.
Not today, but still worthy of this sub. We were sitting around our Thanksgiving table talking about good childhood memories. It was just two of my older brothers, their wives, my sister, her husband, my mom, dad and me and my wife. My oldest brother ... | 9 | 189.555556 | |
1418519681 | 1418528564 | t3_2p7zd5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Eoniic: TIFU by microwaving leftover chicken
Like most fuck ups, this wasn't today.
This happened about a week ago when I became hungry. I went straight to the fridge and found some left over chicken wrapped in aluminum foil. This is were it begins. As my hungry mind took over my thoughts and saliva started producing... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418522284 | 1418522756 | t3_2p83c1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | bigmoneyman: TIFU by doing what my professor told me to do
TyQuanDoYouEvenLift: Wow I really didn't see something bad coming out of that. You should really hire a lawyer, you're white and you can poop on whoever's chest you want!
bigmoneyman: That's what I'm saying
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418520616 | 1418590030 | t3_2p80s4 | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my wife cry
I should start this by saying I like to put mayonnaise on my sausage egg and cheese croissants at Jack in the Box. So about an hour later, I had to poo with the fury of a thousand gods. Just as my wife needed to do her hair to go to work. I kicked her out of our only bathroom, expl... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1418524833 | 1419313196 | t3_2p875r | t5_2to41 | 7 | savethewine: TIFU by sending a text message
TIFU, I guess you could even say I am mid fuck-up.
Back-story: I work for an event venue with a new narcissistic-y boss who likes to have crazy parties for his friends, with no staff, and then expects us all to clean up the fallout the next day.
Today: I'm staying late help... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1418526418 | 1418539525 | t3_2p89fe | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting my boyfriend in the nuts
I'm not a super affectionate girlfriend. In fact, I show my affection by play fighting in bed. Pinching you until pinch me back, giggling, tickling, biting, pulling your hair, etc. etc. It' just fun to me. cute little fighting. It's usually a 'i'll bug the fuck out of... | 8 | -0.25 | |
1418526907 | 1418527653 | t3_2p8a6j | t5_2to41 | 7 | nightshade916: TIFU by failing to swallow my food
I'm a fast eater and I know it's a bad habit, but when I come home from working in a kitchen all day my stomach is begging for food. I'm and 21 and a guy, what do you expect? I grabbed a buffalo chicken wrap at the convenience store on my way home. When I get home, I si... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418527057 | 1418841967 | t3_2p8aee | t5_2to41 | 20 | Orange91: TIFU By Adventuring into an Abandoned Hospital
Warning, wall of text
So, I've recently decided to get into urban exploring. I've checked out a couple of places in the past month, and besides some creepy vibes I would get from some of these buildings, it was all fun and nothing out of the ordinary has happene... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1418529052 | 1418530046 | t3_2p8ddv | t5_2to41 | 3 | notagoodsamaritan: TIFU by yelling at Good Samaritans
TIFU: This event did not happen today, but I just discovered this forum and thought I would share my worst FU to date. It was a cold and rainy night and I was at the pay station in my university's parking lot to pay for my parking ticket. The ticket was $8.00, I pai... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418529555 | 1418531404 | t3_2p8e4d | t5_2to41 | 6 | JEEntertainment89: TIFU By Not Being Able To Hear Over Music
So, today, I fucked up...
I am at my high school's dance, (freshman), *everyone* is grinding.
Naturally, decide to join in, of course asking first...
So here's the "IFU" of TIFU.
I go and talk to this girl, we are near the speakers, and tap on her shoulde... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418530824 | 1418534008 | t3_2p8fvi | t5_2to41 | 13 | scorpnet: TIFU by bringing my adult toys to work!
TIFU - Alright so to get you some context, I am an over the road truck driver. today I was loading my truck with my cloths, laptop, etc everything I bring with me while out and about traveling the country delivering goods. Well I had a garbage back with a few adult item... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1418532788 | 1418576854 | t3_2p8iok | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking my own piss and cum (NSFW)
I wrote this on Thursday and realized this broke submission rules so I saved it and decided to post it now as that rule is gone on the weekends.
So last night I was bored of writing papers and studying for an exam I had this morning. I wanted a snack so I went gra... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1418532941 | 1418534418 | t3_2p8iv7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | sugarplumcow: TIFU by not preparing for my cake day
I made my very first reddit account a year ago so my first cake day would fall on 12-13-14. I had a whole year to think of a smashing cake day post to reap karma and exhibit my wit and moxie.
A year later, I have no imgur account, no pictures of cats, and no unopen... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418533263 | 1418534526 | t3_2p8jat | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by mixing up and refusing a cosmetic service to a client
I work part time at a nail salon and spa. The bulk of our service is just manicures and pedicures to women but we do a lot of waxing and male manicures too.
It was super busy in the salon on Saturday and I happened to be at the front when the ph... | 4 | 2 | |
1418533276 | 1418534122 | t3_2p8jbm | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting an ex who I haven't talked to in months an in-joke of ours I saw out in the wild. It was apparently our anniversary and he was thrilled I remembered.
I just wanted to share some ridiculous pictures with someone who would get the joke. ;___;
Shenko-wolf: Oops. Well hey, at least sure the pics ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1418534051 | 1418546789 | t3_2p8kg6 | t5_2to41 | 37 | jaxxattacks: Tifu by giving my fiancé a sexy soothing massage.. And then making mistake after mistake.
Today was an awesome day. My fiance and I went on a long hike through the river bottom all afternoon. At sunset the lighting was so perfect and he just looked so gorgeous, I was so turned on and stayed that way throug... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1418533428 | 1418663060 | t3_2p8jk7 | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by eating Chipotle for the first time in my life
A couple of friends at school who are total fast food aficionados wanted to take their daily lunch break and hit both McDonald's and Chipotle. Get some large fries from McDs then side dish that with a burrito bowl from Chipotle, a feast that as I w... | 7 | 9.142857 | |
1418534292 | 1418538374 | t3_2p8kso | t5_2to41 | 19 | Beerquarium: TIFU while chatting up a girl I compared her to a serial murderer
This TIFU just happened but first let's go back to about four months ago. In August I met this cute girl at a bar who had a very distinctive name that I've never heard before. After complimenting her on the uniqueness of her name she complai... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1418534734 | 1418617201 | t3_2p8le8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheMadMagician: TIFU by giving my neighbor a hell of a deal on my girlfriend's boots.
I had a garage sale today and I thought my girlfriend said I could sell any of her shoes that were in the garage for the past 8 months. Our neighbors came to look at all our stuff and the woman like these boots. She bought two pairs. ... | 12 | 0.666667 | |
1418536567 | 1418568143 | t3_2p8nmv | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my fiance a BJ and getting MRSA (NSFW kinda)
I suppose it would actually be a few days ago... but I'm sure you guys get it.
Bit of background: I have Crohn's Disease and I've been on [stupidly expensive immunosuppressants](http://i.imgur.com/0CgsBXo.jpg) for years. I am also **OBSESSED** wi... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1418537329 | 1418538388 | t3_2p8omj | t5_2to41 | 3 | nanchaku: TIFU by leaving my reddit accoutn logged in on my dad's computer. did i forget to mention, this is her dad?
ForeverUnity: And I'm sure she's the ONLY Amelia in the world, it's just such a unique name. -sarcasm-
nanchaku: why did you comment twice? did you think you were so insiginificant that i wouldnt reply... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1418509187 | 1418542223 | t3_2p7i4t | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my sister a birthday present.
So I wake up around 3:30 in the afternoon today and decide to check my checking account statements for the month. Let me preface this by saying I don't do it as often as I should, but I don't really buy much to begin with. I had just spent a rather large amount... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418536850 | 1418587555 | t3_2p8o0d | t5_2to41 | 51 | tamdarrinan: TIFU In my Final
A bit of a background, I go to a large university (about 20,000 people). Calculus, the final in which this fuck up happened, is an enormous class because most everyone has to take it to graduate. Because of its large size, the exams are held in lecture halls with usually over 200 people.
... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1418537759 | 1418540493 | t3_2p8p63 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing an eraser at my teacher
This actually happened to my mom when she was in school. But anyways.
My mom used to be in band when she was in High School. At this time the band had just been formed and was in a very small room. (About 20x20) The band director was teaching and my mom was in the mid... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1418539974 | 1418584526 | t3_2p8rng | t5_2to41 | 14 | REDN3CK_B00TS: TIFU by drinking gasoline
This kinda started around 2 days ago when a few friends and I loaded our vehicles up and went off to have a bonfire down one of my cities many forestry roads.
All was well and good, except we each had assumed the other vehicle was bringing the firewood. No matter, we had an... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418536936 | 1418553816 | t3_2p8o4s | t5_2to41 | 7 | StarryMari: TIFU By Having Little Caesar's Pretzel Bread Pizza
My friends and I like to try horrible food sometimes. The disgusting Pringles flavors. Strange flavors of Jones Soda. We even enjoy the Target holiday milk flavors.
So, when it came time to get something to eat before enjoying a Saturday night of hanging o... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418540177 | 1418600526 | t3_2p8rvb | t5_2to41 | 9 | Im_probablystoned: TIFU by leaving my fap tissue out
I remained in my lounging position on top my bed. My mum came walking down the hallway so I fixed up my pants and all seemed good. She told me get up and sign my sister's birthday card. I was like, yep. She left abruptly, usually she lingers. I realised why about 20 ... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1418541581 | 1418561140 | t3_2p8tf2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | NauticalGnome: TIFU By Talking To A Fraternity Boy SFW
DavisMarco: You didn't fuck up at all. Fratboy/toddler/bigLoser did.
NauticalGnome: i'm more concerned with his psychological health....
DavisMarco: Right. Forgive me. I was being dense.
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1418539400 | 1418547336 | t3_2p8r14 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Tifu big time
Ok a little back ground. I met this girl on Wednesday. Got her number and been texting her ever since. Last night she opens up about her family's struggle with addiction. I tell her I've smoked weed before but nothing major. Now today I snapchat my friend saying we should smoke. He snaps back "... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1418541941 | 1418689647 | t3_2p8ts0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Le_Razor_47: TIFU By humiliating my girlfriend (Ex-Girlfriend) (Kinda NSFW)
missykizzy: I believe this wholeheartedly
Le_Razor_47: I left out some very disterbing parts
missykizzy: The part where you woke up from the dream and you shit the bed?
Le_Razor_47: Yes.
| 5 | 1.4 | |
1418542213 | 1418582518 | t3_2p8u1a | t5_2to41 | 4 | weegee91: TIFU by Forgetting to go to the ATM
So it's finals week and that sucks, so I decided to study all morning and renew my medical marijuana card cause I live in California and there are a lot of dispensaries. I was in the parking lot of a clinic and realized I had no money, but I had a paycheck that needed to be... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418542588 | 1418609814 | t3_2p8ufo | t5_2to41 | 3,113 | grosstimes: TIFU when my... ahem.. got on my mom's face [NSFW]
This wasn't from today, but a story from my youth that I've decided to share. Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
So, I was a horny 15 year old living with my parents. I had a fairly rigorous masturbation schedule (2/3 times per day) and I looked at all... | 16 | 194.5625 | |
1418542758 | 1418550307 | t3_2p8um6 | t5_2to41 | 58 | trevmane: TIFU by just now discovering that I left a gallon of milk in my trunk over a week ago.
A little explanation, I'm in college and I walk to campus always and only drive to get food or drive somewhere close by.
When I got in my car today and could smell a putrid hint of ass, but not too strong as it was coming ... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1418543077 | 1418593812 | t3_2p8uxv | t5_2to41 | 19 | ddproxy: Tifu by trying to brew a cider
This one has been a month in the making.
My dad and I have been brewing beer since January of this year. I bought him a brew kit from a local brew shop and started us off with an American Light. It came out fantastic; excited, we brewed the same variety without the kit to simila... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1418546743 | 1418590150 | t3_2p8y2z | t5_2to41 | 5 | JiveTurkeyGreaseMonk: I called her twice, got no answer. Went to text her and she called me back before I could send anything. She laughed it off.
qwerty12qwerty: I assumed you fucked her?
JiveTurkeyGreaseMonk: In true TIFU fashion I did not. She went home and went to bed.
qwerty12qwerty: Just because your on the inter... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418547161 | 1418670190 | t3_2p8yp4 | t5_2to41 | 57 | CTRL_ALT_NOPE: tifu by using Just For Men
So I'm 37 and just recently started to get some grey hairs in my beard. I have no shame in being grey if it was straight up salt and pepper but I was getting patchy grey spots and it looked odd.
So I got black Just For Men because hey, my beard is black and I'll just make it ... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1418546627 | 1418626078 | t3_2p8y9b | t5_2to41 | 21 | Enderkai-kun: TIFU by missing my chance to have my first kiss
this happened some time in the past month my head is hazy a lot of the time so i don't really remember days and i had the epiphany of it
happening when i read some things of other people missing some special signals ...
I just got my first job and my firs... | 10 | 2.1 | |
1418548755 | 1418549456 | t3_2p8zyt | t5_2to41 | 19 | SSB4Decoder: TIFU By making a 10,000,000+ page History paper
So earlier in the week were writing history papers, and I finished early. I felt like joking around, so I copied and pasted my entire paper for a solid five minutes. But that wasn't enough. I selected over all of it and made it the largest font size possible ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1418557590 | 1418643141 | t3_2p96tt | t5_2to41 | 10 | JumpyDwarf: TIFU by trying to get high... twice
Yorkazunas: What planet do you live on where your parents don't know what weed smells like?
Knot_My_Name: Yea, this also makes me think someone sold you some fake shit, because weed doesnt smell like you are just burning random things, and pretty much anyone over 10 know... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1418559944 | 1418560567 | t3_2p98l8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by jacking off a rolling pin
Hello reddit! Today I fucked up.
So my mom made a delicious breakfast and she was kinda sad the night before about how no one helps her in the house.
Perfect time to wash up and let her relax... Right?! Wrong motherfucker.
So there I am. Scrubbing away the dishes and ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418560279 | 1418579603 | t3_2p98uj | t5_2to41 | 3 | rayk0r: [TIFU] by having an affair with my ex-girlfriends female cousin
Malamutewhisperer: Step 1: Stop being such a selfish asshole (having feelings for your ex, then sleeping with her cousin makes you both selfish, and an asshole...there are other examples you laid out for me, this was the most striking)
Step 2: St... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418559754 | 1418588848 | t3_2p98fw | t5_2to41 | 82 | oxy-mo: TIFU by waking up with no bed sheets
Last night was my works Christmas do. I painted the disabled toilets with sick after one too many bloody marys. I remember that at least. Got a taxi home for a quick wardrobe change and went back to the party...
All was well until my brother wakes me up and tells me what i... | 7 | 11.714286 | |
1418560471 | 1418562983 | t3_2p98zo | t5_2to41 | 7 | 2throwthrow2: TIFU by cumming on my own face
Someone had to know about this sad shameful moment.
My wife was out of town and while I was working late from home, I decided to take a quick reddit break.
This lead to me digging through the comments on a blowjobs post where redditors were vehemently arguing the validity... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418561610 | 1418567224 | t3_2p99wg | t5_2to41 | 5 | Knot_My_Name: TIFU By reading to many fuck ups on reddit.
firestingwisher: As a guy who is currently single due to such antics, I don't find this unbelievable.
Knot_My_Name: Its disgusting, seriously, but all in all its more funny than anything, and i dont really care who doesnt believe it, i just love the pure irony ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418563684 | 1418589851 | t3_2p9bqc | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my gf cry during sex last night.
Well let's start with this.
She always said to me that she wanted me to " spank her and choke her and pull her hair" during sex. Well we did it 2 nights ago and it was different for me but it was nice.
So last night we wanted to do it again. And before... | 4 | 21 | |
1418564020 | 1418570151 | t3_2p9c2j | t5_2to41 | 4 | entotheenth: TIFU by not unplugging my modem during a storm
I know it's not terribly exciting or amusing but a reminder to unplug and be safe.
About 6 months ago I bought myself a very nice Billion 7800VDOX cause I wanted a simple voip solution.
I live in a rural area and my brother lives 300m up the road, next to his... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418563177 | 1419227193 | t3_2p9bav | t5_2to41 | 2,022 | Feeling-Good: TIFU by doing sit ups in bed at 1:00am
It's around 1:00 am at night and my whole family is in bed. Me being a teenage male with ADHD, My mind was racing and I couldn't fall asleep, so I decided to do some sit ups in my bed. It sounded like a great idea in head at the time.
 
So there I was do... | 10 | 202.2 | |
1418563152 | 1418604932 | t3_2p9ba0 | t5_2to41 | 162 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking for prince harry's nudes while my window was open
It happened just half an hour ago. It started with me reading normal news on the internet about new Christmas photo op of Prince George when one article let to another and soon I was reading about the royal nude scandal of last year. So in an ... | 5 | 32.4 | |
1418565032 | 1418600760 | t3_2p9d0c | t5_2to41 | 154 | throw-away-3d: TIFU BY CONFESSING MY LOVE TO A POP STAR IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF 12 YEAR OLDS
Alright, so this uncomfortable sequence of events happened a couple of years ago, when I was barely old enough to drink. It might even be the most embarrassing thing I've ever done. The shining fedora on top of an adolescence fu... | 3 | 51.333333 | |
1418562055 | 1418588866 | t3_2p9a9x | t5_2to41 | 3 | Twinnyc1c2c3c4: TIFU (well my brother did)
phirey: So, did he shit on your father?
Twinnyc1c2c3c4: No fortunately haha
phirey: That would have been top lel
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1418568231 | 1418602532 | t3_2p9gml | t5_2to41 | 307 | Digimountain: TIFU by pooping in an airport.
This happened in my first year of university. It was Christmas time and I was going home; it was my first time ever flying alone and I was incredibly nervous that I would fuck it up.
Because of the bus schedule at my university and the time of my flight, I had to bus there ... | 10 | 30.7 | |
1418569759 | 1418602551 | t3_2p9iig | t5_2to41 | 5 | RoyalN5: TIFU by offending my sisters boyfriends family
So my sister's boyfriends family came to visit her graduate college. They are from Nicaragua the mom and dad are illegal immigrants and don't speak english, but the son and daughter speak English and we're born here.
The day before they were leaving we decided t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418571202 | 1418742913 | t3_2p9kdx | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by shitting on a song my wife liked
Bit of a background: I am currently working overseas for a year. I'm about halfway through. My wife and kids are not with me and long distance sucks.
So I'm taking with my wife this morning (night for her back in the states) through text. She's being sweet, telling ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1418565689 | 1418679555 | t3_2p9doh | t5_2to41 | 970 | aces613: TIFU by trying to Facebook while blinded
Today I fucked up.... twice. My first fuck up was last night when I put the wrong contact solution in the case. I have two different solutions one that has hydrogen peroxide and one that is saline based. The one that has hydrogen peroxide needs to be used with a special... | 9 | 107.777778 | |
1418572164 | 1418613370 | t3_2p9lgw | t5_2to41 | 44 | MountThrowaway: I actually have no mental illness.
bravotango93: I have to give you credit, this a very composed response for someone who just got insulted on the internet. Good work, especially for a 15 year old.
MountThrowaway: Well it helps that I don't really care what his opinion on the topic is. Also years of pla... | 11 | 4 | |
1418571344 | 1418588869 | t3_2p9kle | t5_2to41 | 98 | askmeaboutmyjelly: TIFU by replacing my Dad's lost cutlery
(Throwaway account, i dont want him knowing im telling anyone about this)
So my dad is a pretty superstitious guy, he's convinced his house is haunted. Repeatedly over the past six years he has gotten people in to cleanse the place because he has had "Sighting... | 8 | 12.25 | |
1418574922 | 1418664166 | t3_2p9py6 | t5_2to41 | 562 | frhyadbwka: TIFU by recording my parents having sex.
So I have this app on my phone which records noises at night which are made; basically a sleep talking monitor. A few of my friends have said that I talk in my sleep so I decided to give it a go. I turned it on and put it by my bed and went to sleep.
My parents must... | 9 | 62.444444 | |
1418532203 | 1418580771 | t3_2p8hvm | t5_2to41 | 3 | compnewbi: TIFU by letting my aunt use my BHO(wax) as lip balm.
This didn't happen today, but I feel it will be burnt into my memory for a long time.
Throwaway account for obvious reason. At my university I have recently grown accustom to doing dabs, which is like vaporized concentrated weed wax I suppose, but I had ... | 3 | 1 | |
1418577678 | 1418594946 | t3_2p9ugn | t5_2to41 | 4 | Haruomii: TIFU by uninstalling Osu! using Ccleaner
This actually happened earlier today around 1 AM, it was late and I wanted to uninstall the game Osu! because when I installed it I didn't install it in its own folder so its files were all over (which might be the reason ''it'' happened) and I wanted to reinstall it p... | 4 | 1 | |
1418578951 | 1418585635 | t3_2p9wmh | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my gf I was getting rid of an old tennis racket (NSFW)
So this happened a little while ago, but i still cannot drive by a tennis court or sports store without remembering it.
My gf asked me if I would be mad that she got a vibrator while I was sick because I didn't want to have sex while si... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1418579019 | 1418692444 | t3_2p9wqi | t5_2to41 | 133 | reddorkle: TIFU by linking Spotify with my Facebook
Evening all,
This happened just yesterday. My girlfriend had come back from a family vacation. Me, being such a good boyfriend, decided to decorate the house a bit. Y'know, candles and fairy lights. I was cooking for her, and also had some additional "bedroom plans" ... | 9 | 14.777778 | |
1418579319 | 1418580719 | t3_2p9x81 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not talking to a girl.
So my sister volunteers at the creative discovery museum. She had been trying to get me to go to the teen night they have about once every 3 months. I finally decided to go to the second to last one of the year. I'm quite shy and really only talked to my one friend who was al... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418581936 | 1418591080 | t3_2pa1mx | t5_2to41 | 10 | sirin3: TIFU by going to a cuddle party
So recently I went to a cuddle party, because I do not know anyone close enough to touch them. Was okay, but a movie would have been more fun.
Now I seem to have scabies
1/10 would not go again
edit: And then there was the follow up TIFU of not believing the doctor when he dia... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1418574780 | 1418620565 | t3_2p9pqi | t5_2to41 | 65 | Delbuns: TIFU Failing the Senior Challenge by running to Popeye's.
This happened in high school years ago, and is still referenced (so I'm told) by the Gym Teacher in cautionary tales told to the seniors prior to starting the senior challenge.
A little backstory-
My high school was unique in the sense that we did not... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1418585444 | 1418586642 | t3_2pa7rr | t5_2to41 | 94 | PlugginAway: TIFU By Not Hiding my Butt Plug
We live in Montana, and have all of these really old christian cleaning ladies that help out every week or so to clean things. I woke up late and she was already here, and my plug was laying in the bathtub. I hastily threw it into a plastic grocery bag and rolled it under th... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1418584906 | 1418592087 | t3_2pa6tk | t5_2to41 | 35 | exoxe: TIFU by going into a Disney bathroom
Went to use the bathroom and what do I see? A grown man (35-40 maybe) pissing in the urinal with his pants and underwear down by his ankles. I turned around immediately and left. Please don't do this guys, it's weird.
Ricelyfe: ...i haven't seen that shit for years...and I'm ... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1418581049 | 1418587163 | t3_2pa04x | t5_2to41 | 9 | Gucci_Ninja: TIFU by watching porn with my best friends brother
So here is a little bit of backstory, I live in a small town in Kansas and I was bored on a Saturday morning so I go to my friends we hang out and its a fun day. But then it turned nighttime and I was about to go to sleep at my friends house but then his b... | 3 | 3 | |
1418586243 | 1418667351 | t3_2pa97q | t5_2to41 | 777 | EPaladin: TIFU NSFW Hair Removal.
My wife feels I should start sharing some of my great fuck ups... so here goes.
Our story takes place about ten years ago, we had been married for about 2 years at the time, and well we had reached that point in the relationship where we just felt comfortable with each other. That poi... | 7 | 111 | |
1418570855 | 1418617386 | t3_2p9jwp | t5_2to41 | 6 | tytrim89: TIFU by letting my dogs stay in the bedroom
May be slightly NSFW
A post the other day about a guys dog licking his balls reminded me of this:
This happened about a year and a half ago: so my wife and I had been married about 6 months. We are both huge dog lovers and have 3 of them. One night the wife and ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418588116 | 1418594687 | t3_2pacum | t5_2to41 | 17 | sorahart: TIFU By bringing my asshole friends to work at a carnival for small children, and getting my mom in trouble with her boss
A little background: I'm a senior in High School. As a graduation requirement, we are required to complete 20 hours of community service and submit it to the school. I've been slowly accum... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1418587649 | 1418599150 | t3_2pabyc | t5_2to41 | 134 | yatesfox: TIFU By deciding to poop in an airport toilet
Saw a post that reminded me of an incident that I had recently. This is going to be long but I think it's worth the read for the lulz alone...
Due to business travel I found myself in Frankfurt Airport. I'd made my way through the airport security checks and int... | 6 | 22.333333 | |
1418586502 | 1419276499 | t3_2pa9p2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | prettystupidstudent: TIFU by wiping, slipping and flinging
First TIFU, and my first Reddit post, that actually happened on Thursday.
I'm a PhD student in the UK and after a delightful lunch with friends I needed to visit the little boys room. After doing the deed I grabbed a handful of bog roll, I'm a folder not a sc... | 3 | 1 | |
1418588773 | 1418611256 | t3_2pae3u | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU by not masturbating and taking zoloft for a month.
Been with my girlfriend for two years,
We've had a lot of sex, I've watched a lot of porn and I've masturbated a lot during this time. It went a little too far... So for about a year I tried to quit porn and masturbation but failed continuously.
My g... | 6 | 10.833333 | |
1418585426 | 1418597417 | t3_2pa7q2 | t5_2to41 | 48 | mini_person: TIFU for forgetting I fucked a squash
So this happened a couple weeks ago, and I'm not completely recovered but it's getting there.. I was home alone and bored and my parents had gone out of town for the entire day, so I figured why not fuck around a little bit. So I called my boyfriend over and we messed ... | 4 | 12 | |
1418589274 | 1418605728 | t3_2paf2i | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking on my friends phone
Basically, it was nearing the end of a birthday meet up, and my ladyfriend forgets to give the guy her present, so she gives me her phone and runs off to get him while they walk away.
While she ran off I looked at her phone and realized it was unlocked. I decided to have ... | 4 | 1 | |
1418590860 | 1418591427 | t3_2pai5i | t5_2to41 | 4 | welshtrucker: Tifu by destroying my underpants in a police station.
Last night at work i was involved in a minor accident. Nothing major and injuries. Anyway the police explained they would contact me in due course for a statement.
That night i decided to have a indian takeout and a few beers.
Due to this when the po... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418591174 | 1418626797 | t3_2paisf | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by masterbating when my father was home.
So I’m using my magic bullet on my bed, and I hear my dad come in through the front door so I close my door. I then start rubbing the bullet further and further into me. Right before I came my father barged into the door and started yelling at me. I closed my leg... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1418592816 | 1418595065 | t3_2paly5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | DickCheneysFedora: TIFU by driving my friends car.
This was a few weeks ago and the dust is finally beginning to clear so this is probably an appropriate time to post this.
A little background first:
I am 19 and just finished my first semester of college. A group of 4 guys, including myself, from my high school are r... | 4 | 2 | |
1418592459 | 1418629839 | t3_2pal9s | t5_2to41 | 8,052 | redfsa: TIFU by doubting my girlfriend's talent
Before I start this story I should mention that a) both of us have a solid sense of humor, and b) I had my revenge in 24 hours.
I work in a very large building with a lot of different companies and a small restaurant area on the top two floors.
My girlfriend stopped by ... | 13 | 619.384615 | |
1418593397 | 1418594342 | t3_2pan0u | t5_2to41 | 6 | pineapplebeef: TIFU by feeling my pockets.
I took a break from studying and went out to my apartment patio for a spliff. I finish up, but then hear loud banging and screaming inside. I turn around to see one of my housemates pacing in the kitchen in anguish. Before I begin to go inside to calm him down, I see him open ... | 3 | 2 | |
1418593680 | 1418598952 | t3_2panhx | t5_2to41 | 6 | Hi-archy: TIFU by pretending I don't speak English..
So I was approaching the mall with my gf and we were talking, there's this guy wearing a tracksuit, cap, small side bag holding CDs in his hand, typical looking street rat approaches us saying " excuse me can I-" and I just say " no hablo ingles" and my gf and I walk... | 6 | 1 | |
1418589494 | 1420871761 | t3_2pafit | t5_2to41 | 105 | Gatecr: TIFU by playing a prank on myself
At the time of this incident, my boyfriend and I had recently finished our senior year of high school.
A friend of my older brother’s owns a store that sells, among other things, stupid gag gifts. I went to see him a few days ago and he gave me a couple of random items and a f... | 10 | 10.5 | |
1418595511 | 1418600001 | t3_2paqy0 | t5_2to41 | 16 | HekticLobster: TIFU by talking to the cashier
I was at the super market doing the usual things when i went to the checkout and payed for my items. Anyway, when she has finished scanning my items, she says something generic like "have a good day".
Then the next thing i say makes me realize my own stupidity, i say "yea... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1418595700 | 1418604329 | t3_2par9l | t5_2to41 | 15 | nottherighttimemate: TIFU by destroying my frienship with my best mate
Happened yesterday but whatever
I went to this party with my best mate (let's call him james) and his girlfriend and things were going great until James went missing and I couldn't find him. I end up calling him and find out he is at home as he ha... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1418596806 | 1418606586 | t3_2patao | t5_2to41 | 69 | sexychickenlips: TIFU: By running into my daughter's boyfriend and his best friend at the head shop..
I broke my pipe last night and went to the closest head shop to replace. When I walked in, I saw my daughter's boyfriend and his best friend shopping for new supplies. Instead of retreating, I bit the bullet and said "... | 5 | 13.8 | |
1418597168 | 1418731619 | t3_2paty3 | t5_2to41 | 171 | ohnopuke: TIFU by giving my boyfriend head
Just like all TIFU's, this happened about two years ago. I apologize that I am not the greatest story teller/writer, but I will try my best.
I was a square bear and it was my first year in university. I had been dating this guy, let's call him Joe, for about a few months now.... | 5 | 34.2 | |
1418597982 | 1418603244 | t3_2pavfy | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing a quick j/o in the shower
So, wanted to clear the cannon before going out to dinner with the wife. Got into the shower, got my hand on my shaft and was going pretty good, maybe a couple minutes in, i don't hear my wife come into the bathroom. Apparently she thought it would be funny to scare ... | 7 | 4 | |
1418598036 | 1418610800 | t3_2pavjk | t5_2to41 | 10 | the_macrovore: TIFU by accidentally revealing my reddit account name to my friends. this account.
ForeverUnity: Oh no! Had he started teasing you?
the_macrovore: ugh. yes. the vibrator thing... jeez. And he told my other buddy.
ForeverUnity: OH NO! Dx He's telling people? I hope he doesn't take it too far.
nhaberma: ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1418599673 | 1418601466 | t3_2payin | t5_2to41 | 6 | intaake: TIFU by trying to take pictures downtown
So, parents and I are walking downtown to go to the restaraunt we have reservations for and I thought I'd take some pictures. So, after taking a few, I drop my phone. Which leads to the bottom half of my screen being shattered. Yay.
hooded_wonder: That sucks
FrostyFicti... | 3 | 2 | |
1418600471 | 1418603086 | t3_2pb00q | t5_2to41 | 11 | 4yothrowaway: TIFU by taking a 4yo to a high school party.
I’m 17, and have been living with my 28-year-old cousin (“Anna”) and her husband "Matt" and, their three kids (4-year-old and 5-month-old twins) since June. It’s a long story but it’s actually working out really well.
I genuinely like hanging out with the 4-y... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1418602667 | 1418780007 | t3_2pb41k | t5_2to41 | 100 | Mt_Mechanada: TIFU by letting my girlfriend take me shopping
So I'm posting this from a Victoria's Secret that has nowhere to sit
Ames25: The last time I took my partner to the shops, I went into our version of Victoria's Secret (Bras N Things).
I came out of the change-room to see him modelling a size 26DD bra. It ... | 8 | 12.5 | |
1418604672 | 1418604916 | t3_2pb7qh | t5_2to41 | 5 | ohhhphillip: TIFU by having a very open family
So my family is very open about everything. We go to the bathroom with the door open, we walk around the house naked, etc. etc.
We also do the incest is best thing to an extent: WE DO NOT HAVE ANY SEXUAL ACTION WITH EACHOTHER. We talk dirty and smack each other in inappr... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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