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1418604424 | 1418628550 | t3_2pb79v | t5_2to41 | 26 | Gatecr: TIFU by showing my entire extended family my boob, just to spite my mom.
When I was 15, we had a graduation party for my cousin. I was trying to get my mom to buy me a new semi-formal dress but she was telling me to just wear the one I had worn for homecoming about 7 months before.
And I was like "Mom that dr... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1418604793 | 1418605825 | t3_2pb7z4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Kuro_m8: TIFU by flooding my entire basement and causing my parents to move
First off, let me say your Friend and Humble Narrator was at the age of six when this fuck up had happened, so it was not time recent. I do remember bits and parts but my parents remember most of what happened that week..
During the time, my f... | 3 | 3 | |
1418605052 | 1418682342 | t3_2pb8gu | t5_2to41 | 89 | Married-Idiot: TIFU by trying to spoon my wife
I've been married to my wife for seven years now. We have two kids under three, which is 50% awesome and 50% sleep deprivation.
However, for the past few weeks, I've been halfway across the country on a massive work assignment. Because of all of the things we had to get i... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1418606113 | 1418661817 | t3_2pbab4 | t5_2to41 | 245 | cumfreezer: TIFU by fapping in a walk-in freezer
This was back in 7th grade. So my friend had a walk-in freezer in his basement. It was my first time over at his place so he was showing me around. We walked into the freezer and I got the crazy idea, wondering if cum would freeze in there. We were about to go play xbox ... | 5 | 49 | |
1418606614 | 1418610530 | t3_2pbb6a | t5_2to41 | 18 | Bubblegumdoge: TIFU by getting out of the shower
Today I woke up and took a shower, as usual. With nice hot water, mint shampoo and conditioner, and cherry soap. It was a fantastic shower. But unbeknownst to me, during the night my cat had knocked the broken razor off of my counter on to my brown and teal shower mat.I ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1418606256 | 1418611465 | t3_2pbal8 | t5_2to41 | 1 | fishyfunlife95: TIFU by thinking with my pecker [NSFW]
unswingingpendelum: Oh gross... How'd you keep it up through all that? Oh... Eeww.... Eeww... Eeeeeeewwwww......
fishyfunlife95: Idk haha i knew id have to drive her home so im like lets make this not such an awkward drive and i didnt haha it was on its way down
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1418609294 | 1418654803 | t3_2pbfw5 | t5_2to41 | 34 | IHeartFraccing: TIFU my first bang in a long time.
Well, it had been a while since I got my bone on. So last night I get to a bar a few hours after most of my friends. My buddy who I showed up with and I decided to play catch-up. So, multiple quick shots of tequila later, I meet this girl and start talking to her. We h... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1418609355 | 1418684691 | t3_2pbfzo | t5_2to41 | 35 | Tabdelineated: TIFU by making my wife breakfast in bed
This was a little while ago, but here we go:
It was a nice lazy weekend morning, and I had just got my crying daughter out of her crib, so my wife could feed her. I brought her through to my wife and she sat up in bed and put her to the breast.
I decided that... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1418610838 | 1418738526 | t3_2pbimk | t5_2to41 | 43 | CatfishBoner: TIFU by sending my cousins my cum 'rag'
This happened when I was around 12-13.
I pretty much grew up at my grandparents house. My grandpa frequented a local bar, and often took me. This is where I first aquired my new best friend. It was a small pink dog from one of those shitty claw machienes. I first ... | 8 | 5.375 | |
1418611826 | 1418662368 | t3_2pbke7 | t5_2to41 | 57 | bigdicktyrone: TIFU by clogging the shit out of my girlfriend's racist parents house toilet.[NSFW]
It happened during thanksgiving and my ex chinese gf invited me over to meet her parents. Little did I know that her parents are very xenophobic and expected their daughter to have a chinese man and they hate black people... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1418611513 | 1418679373 | t3_2pbju8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving eye drops in my back pocket
I fucked up super bad. So very very bad. I got some backstory to put the actual story into context. Oh and this happened about 7 hours ago.
So my cousin came to my wrestling tournament Saturday and was going to spend the night, he had a vape pen and some shatter, ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418613958 | 1418698833 | t3_2pbo4l | t5_2to41 | 5 | Gems_: TIFU by not checking computer settings.
callmejenkins: Well league is horribly inefficient in either case.
Gems_: It's much better with the new map. went from 60-90 all the way to around 120. But yeah, there's some serious legacy code.
mnomaanw: What are the the specs that you get for less than a grand in US of... | 5 | 1 | |
1418614848 | 1418669990 | t3_2pbpnx | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: TIFU, by trying to be good neighbor
So my neighbor just moved in a few weeks ago. She is a single mom with two pitbulls that she keeps locked up in the house. The other day I am leaving for work and I see her dogs outside. Having only met them once, I remember that they are friendly and I escort them back to... | 10 | 15.1 | |
1418610964 | 1418633695 | t3_2pbiv3 | t5_2to41 | 14 | ifuckeduppp: TIFU by accidently watching porn while pooping
So I (20/m)was sitting on the toilet, browsing reddit on my phone as I usually do when dropping a deuce.
My friend sends me a video saying that its funny and I should watch it. So I click on it and open it up and it is a strange porn video. The girl (shoving ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418614222 | 1418633262 | t3_2pboki | t5_2to41 | 12 | lazylearner: TIFU by pooping and flushing said poop down the toilet while plumbers were fixing the line
This is just a short moment I'd like to share with you all. That just happened. Lol.
I had totally forgot about the plumbers fixing the plumbing line outside of my house. I mean I they've been here for a ~ week or s... | 3 | 4 | |
1418616731 | 1418797946 | t3_2pbsrf | t5_2to41 | 11 | insertwhittyusername: TIFU while towing a trailer
picture explains it all
http://imgur.com/JaC7Nuz
also the upright video
http://youtu.be/JS3atht0N7o
Edit: Aftermath album
http://imgur.com/a/VxPc9
Hope you all enjoy my fu
SeansHandcuffs: Did it total it? The top doesn't look smushed in. What caused you to roll? ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1418615995 | 1418730670 | t3_2pbrh4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | isosadthrowaway: TIFU by shooting down a beautiful girl
I met a girl once and she was awesome. We share some hobbies, she is a great conversationalist etc etc. It is important to note that I see attractive girls on the daily but it is rare for me to be attracted to them. Needless to say I would love to get to know her ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418618523 | 1418635890 | t3_2pbvmj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by having sex with my old friends mom and he found out.
I'm here at his moms house right now smoking a cigarette on the balcony. She is telling mutual acquaintances we are having sex and she told me it got back to him. I'm about to head into her bedroom and fuck the shit out of her vajayjay. I really be... | 3 | 1 | |
1418618621 | 1418620415 | t3_2pbvs1 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting an Instagram video
I made a variant of "a potato flew around my room" Vine and post it on Instagram.
My friend said something retarded so I said "u fokin wot m8?" and my other friend says "*fuckin'". I then explain to her that's how people in the UK pronounce it.
Then my aunt liked the vi... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1418619596 | 1418673912 | t3_2pbx9b | t5_2to41 | 157 | FBISurveillanceVan69: TIFU by signing up for Google+
So I just finished building a new PC and was trying to transfer some information. By information I mean some business and college documents, resumes, poems, nude pics and videos of a few ladies, a couple pornographic videos, and some other things. With my cables havi... | 4 | 39.25 | |
1418618357 | 1418794632 | t3_2pbvcm | t5_2to41 | 6 | backflip11: TIFU by partaking in a bonfire.
So I'm a freshman in college and as the semester is winding down some of my friends wanted to relieve stress by burning notes from classes they already finished. I was invited, and even though I felt like it might be a bad idea, I joined in because I did not want to miss out.... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418620038 | 1418632941 | t3_2pby1s | t5_2to41 | 39 | XxVadg_P0und3rxX: TIFU by saying "whos your daddy" to my adopted girlfriend while in bed.
so, a couple hours ago my girlfriend and I were getting things going with some foreplay and she said some pretty dirty stuff. (just to be clear I had a few to drink) so while having some pretty decent sex I accidentally blurted ou... | 3 | 13 | |
1418623005 | 1418691948 | t3_2pc2gf | t5_2to41 | 111 | cannot_write_yet: TIFU by attempting to shower with my girlfriend in her dormroom.
Let me preface this by saying that me and my girlfriend are in a long-term long-distance relationship. That being said, any chance that we get together usually involves me being in a 'high-libido' state. Because we only get a few weeke... | 10 | 11.1 | |
1418624301 | 1418668939 | t3_2pc4by | t5_2to41 | 267 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting my cousin for the first time.
So this was actually back in April, but here's the story.
I'd been single for a long time, but a girl (mutual friend/coworker of my little brother) had recently added me on facebook after seeing me at her work. She messaged me flirting with me, and after awhile... | 9 | 29.666667 | |
1418624861 | 1418643002 | t3_2pc52w | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my sister how to unlock my phone
First and for most tonight has not been my night. So me and my girlfriend go to this bar, our usual spot beer and wine for her so we get there and suprise to us they're having belly dancing night . So there having belly dancers just walk around sering you drin... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1418625844 | 1418655345 | t3_2pc6e2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | IchthysTattoo: TIFU by telling a park ranger that I smoked a doobie
My girlfriend and I decided to go to a state park about twenty minutes away, since it was decent weather for the middle of December. We go pretty often and decided to try to find a new place today. We eventually found an empty camping spot we had never... | 3 | 5 | |
1418626563 | 1418658768 | t3_2pc7bz | t5_2to41 | 15 | Liquidbane: TIFU by running over my lunch.
I was coming home from getting my truck inspected, and stopped by Taco Bell to get some lunch. When I get home I'm getting out out the truck and get a call from my dad. I tell him that the emergency brake is not working, so the truck failed the inspection. He's explaining so... | 3 | 5 | |
1418626280 | 1418630031 | t3_2pc6yp | t5_2to41 | 12 | StickyEastLABandit: TIFU By Drinking Chai Tea
Happened a couple of minutes ago. My co-worker had went out and bought our office drinks. I had asked for a tea since my other friend had also gotten one. She had brought me a nice Vanilla Chai Tea from the local gas station. It was very delicious.... UNTIL i took a sip and... | 4 | 3 | |
1418627506 | 1418674116 | t3_2pc8g3 | t5_2to41 | 735 | CharlesButtlet: TIFU by playing Cards Against Humanity with my 14 year old brother...
My local comic book store posted on their Facebook page that their order of the card game Cards Against Humanity came in and I'm a regular customer there to the point I made friends with lots of the employees so I asked one of them if... | 11 | 66.818182 | |
1418628699 | 1418629828 | t3_2pc9ui | t5_2to41 | 15 | _greatwhitebuffalo_: TIFU by losing the girl i could have spent my entire life with, and never get tired of her.
first off this is a throwaway because she frequents reddit and i'm sure she knows my account name.
she was the first girl i was with after my marriage had ended. she was awesome, smart, funny, and beautiful... | 3 | 5 | |
1418628541 | 1418630725 | t3_2pc9op | t5_2to41 | 4 | shyguylol123: TIFU: By impressing my friend and his sister
Ok Reddit I fucked up so incredible hard. This happened about a week ago (insert shmoney dance here), but im now getting over what actually happened that night that I can talk about it.
For school we had a group project for history, we had a group of 6 people ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418631641 | 1418634652 | t3_2pccxz | t5_2to41 | 5 | Helpclogged: TIFU by clogging the toiley
Madcow_Disease: Look for a wire coat hanger or plunge your arm in there. Or just leave it as is and pretend that it the first you are hearing about it if it comes up.
Helpclogged: I'm gonna try get the coat hanger
Madcow_Disease: Excellent choice.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1418635160 | 1418637319 | t3_2pcgd1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | cobaltflare: TIFU by creating massive and messy prank on the entire dorm.
So I just finished setting up under a minute ago (2:09AM where I live) and I'm typing this out before I go to sleep. Now in case you're wondering, I am spending the night at a homeless shelter for youth, despite not actually being homeless.
Anyw... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1418635798 | 1418636801 | t3_2pcgyo | t5_2to41 | 6 | majinbuh: TIFU by sleeping in the train
cobaltflare: Do they not sell monthly metro passes where you live?
majinbuh: Working 3 days a week. Th/Fr at college.
Also didn't really care about it yet, because I mostly get home pretty late.
YCYC: It happened to me once and I went to see the controler and they let me go bac... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1418636440 | 1418644707 | t3_2pchll | t5_2to41 | 9 | MarioPie: TIFU by kneeing a dog in the face
I run cross country as a sport in high school. One day at a race, our grou
p is cooling down from said race. We decide to follow the course so we can get a good idea of our cooldown distance (2 mi). As we near a large crowd of people, the guy in front shouts "Single file! "... | 3 | 3 | |
1418637268 | 1418663875 | t3_2pcicr | t5_2to41 | 5 | DontBlowCover: TIFU by failing calculus
I just checked my email and realized I missed the date of my final exam. I also half-assed my way through the class, didn't do any of the online quizzes, and got a D on all my tests. I didn't do any homework or anything. I deserved this. Now I have to face my parents, I took 4 c... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418640067 | 1418679510 | t3_2pcl4j | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying a love calculator
I had a few secret crushes in my year that were way out of my league and to my knowledge some of them already had boyfriends. Nobody apart from my close friends knew about these.
One of the boys in the popular group, lets call him Tom, who was friends with a some of my crus... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1418642791 | 1418721039 | t3_2pcnnq | t5_2to41 | 1,305 | cheesecake-gnome: TIFU by turning an entire Boeing 737 into a giant dutch oven.
This was a few months ago, but I just found this subreddit and figured it was something worth sharing. I left the USA for a year long study abroad program last August and I wanted one last American Meal before I took off. After my first con... | 14 | 93.214286 | |
1418643265 | 1418670520 | t3_2pco33 | t5_2to41 | 2,196 | WipesAssWithBread: TIFU by wiping my ass with a loaf of sliced bread.
corellian86: Next time look for
- kitchen towels
- napkins
- newspaper
- kleenex
If all else fails, take a shower.
Edit: I'm in no way saying you should flush these, by the way. Wipe your ass, wrap them in more of the same and put them i... | 13 | 168.923077 | |
1418649686 | 1418650767 | t3_2pcuyo | t5_2to41 | 5 | illuminatiagent007: TIFU by making my paranoid boss think I'm the Illuminati.
I work at an antique shop that also passes by as a coffee shop, you could say. It's a late night sunday and we're about to close up.
A little backstory, my aunt is my boss who is the owner of the coffee-antique shop, my parents told me to ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418649276 | 1418799133 | t3_2pcug8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | epikkitteh: TIFU by banning a system admin.
ForeverUnity: Very confusing. Isn't the systems admin abusing his power? The guy wasn't being a pervert. And why is the report only for a few days?
epikkitteh: My friends a bit of a dick, but he was only doing it because this guy had absolutely no reason what so ever to be m... | 12 | 0.916667 | |
1418649730 | 1419391617 | t3_2pcv03 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Olidee: TIFU by telling the girl I like her dead friend was hot
Her home-screen on her phone is a photo of her friend which had recently passed away due to suicide. I did not know this at the time and I compliment her friend saying that she looks fit/hot.
I knew I must of said something wrong when she stormed out of t... | 4 | 9 | |
1418650508 | 1418680874 | t3_2pcvy9 | t5_2to41 | 973 | VernaHong: TIFU by getting heavily intoxicated at my wife's company party
So Friday night was my wife's company holiday party. She works for a Dr's office and every year they host the party at one of their houses. This year was no different. We arrive at the party and head for the open bar after the usual pleasantries.... | 7 | 139 | |
1418651131 | 1418652715 | t3_2pcwoj | t5_2to41 | 3 | madelineeeee4: TIFU whilst on a spy mission.
TIFU cause I was in scorned female super social media spy mode, when I noticed that the guy I last dated (not serious for him, heart breaking for me and over about 9 months ago) was in a new relationship.
Anyway, during my intensive invesetagtions on this girl - who seems ... | 3 | 1 | |
1418649247 | 1418654668 | t3_2pcuf9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | plsthrowmeawaii: TIFU by getting tricked into a three sum on Tinder.
nightshadewillow: That really sucks. Was your face in the pictures?
plsthrowmeawaii: no thank god. but I'm worried it'll somehow come back to me.
nightshadewillow: I think it won't. I can't imagine why it would , unless they want revenge. You can as... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418653410 | 1418654919 | t3_2pczs5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Hoffman91: TIFU by not being able to pee on a coach.
entropylaser: fuck man, a few weeks ago I was out on a guided fishing trip in the glades on small boat with five other people. The only place to piss was off the side of the boat. After a few failed attempts I just resigned to five hours or misery. I totally feel yo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418653563 | 1418663926 | t3_2pd007 | t5_2to41 | 20 | commfaux: TIFU by responding to a hypothetical situation.
Well...I walked upstairs to hear my boyfriend on the phone with a girl and the office door closed. This is very unlike him to close the door. I walked in and he explained to me it was one of his female friends calling at 10 pm crying. Ok, no problem. About 1... | 5 | 4 | |
1418655612 | 1418836152 | t3_2pd38q | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: tifu By watching a sweet animal video at 2 am.
zdragonkillah: So did they break up?
[deleted]: nope still doing it at 9 pm
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418654782 | 1427224809 | t3_2pd1v3 | t5_2to41 | 447 | BasedLemon: TIFU by getting banned from Lowes
Well this happened a month ago when I needed to get some supplies from my local Lowes for a project I was working on. I didnt have any money on me so I got some twenties from the bank on my way over, trust me it is important. I got all the things I needed at Lowes and proce... | 8 | 55.875 | |
1418656727 | 1418658563 | t3_2pd52a | t5_2to41 | 7 | Andy_McSwag: TIFU by making a very gay comment to a stranger.
SWEGTA2: That's not a fuck up. It's hilarious!
OP has a hidden talent for comedy.
Dextline: Yeah would have been more TIFU if he'd accidently had gay sex with him in the shower and started a long-term, extramarital relationship. Not sure how, but fiction ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418656745 | 1418660442 | t3_2pd538 | t5_2to41 | 5 | fuckedupbadlyyow: TIFU by jokingly claim that I'm my friend's dad
Before I start, I should say that 1. my friend's father had died a few years back (around 2-3 years, I was totally aware of it) 2.leaving her only with her mom and a big sister. 3. she lives in an apartment
So this happened an hour ago, where me and a g... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418659176 | 1418660744 | t3_2pd983 | t5_2to41 | 2 | silly_berk: TIFU at a local band night...
This actually happened a couple of days ago. It is one of the more dumb, cringeworthy and downright dickheadish moments of my life, and I'm still fucking reeling in the shame of it.
So, a group of us were heading over to the venue of this local metal night. I could see inside,... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418660998 | 1418700879 | t3_2pdckt | t5_2to41 | 4 | jmbraze: TIFU by ordering the wrong poster
For our 2 year anniversary, I decided to get my girlfriend a poster of her favorite book, Pride and Prejudice. The website, PosterText, is awesome in that it turns the words in the book into a scene from the book. However, I decided to ask her for a list of her favorite books ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418658412 | 1418834006 | t3_2pd7wg | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ifckupbadly: TIFU by getting freaky in front of my cam (NSFW)
Well actually it was yesterday, please let me introduce my situation first. I am 19 year old boy who just got in university. I left my birthplace to live on myself. I did not have an easy youth, my mother passed away when I was 4 years old. Didn't like my st... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1418661468 | 1418671069 | t3_2pddgy | t5_2to41 | 61 | Wolfpack_Drums: TIFU by smashing my roomate's computer
I would imagine this is every college kid's worst nightmare. I had an 8:00 exam and awoke to see that the time was 9:13
SHIT
I immediately threw on all the closest clothes and shoes i could find and Ran out. On my way, however, i clipped the charger cord to my ro... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1418662065 | 1418662778 | t3_2pdekm | t5_2to41 | 8 | spotted_she_dog: TIFU by attending a holiday party and making the hosts think I died.
Saturday evening I excitedly prepared for a fancy dinner party being hosted by my newest co-worker, "Jack" and his girlfriend at their beautiful mountain home in the boonies. And when I say boonies, I mean this place was at the end of... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418662879 | 1418678836 | t3_2pdg42 | t5_2to41 | 560 | strudes24: TIFU by letting my girlfriend use my Prime account
So this weekend my girlfriend found an awesome deal on amazon that she wanted to get me (a really sweet watch.) Anyway she was going to order it and I told her to use my amazon account so she could get free 2-day shipping (great deal right? WRONG.) Well sh... | 7 | 80 | |
1418663408 | 1418668205 | t3_2pdh3z | t5_2to41 | 4 | ricardocast1: TIFU by trying to touch my girlfriend's belly
pepnips666: Hitted isn't a word
ricardocast1: oh yeah forgot to mention, sorry for bad english :) not my primary language.
pepnips666: It's ok man even I'm not good at english sometimes.
| 4 | 1 | |
1418664878 | 1418666340 | t3_2pdk3g | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by screening porn for my coworkers (NSFW)
Bubbybubs: Don't leave us hangin' op... What *kind* of porn?
Kourkis: > With a full-screen of some buxom brunette getting railed by one of those fuck-machines and screaming in passion as she squirts all over the goddamn place.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418665496 | 1418673714 | t3_2pdlcw | t5_2to41 | 10 | LightningShore: TIFU by leaving my wedding ring at work
It's been about a year ago or so, but I have to vent so here it goes.
I have this atopic dermatitis and my hands (palms and fingers) itch like hell from time to time, including my ring finger.
So I take off my wedding ring (white gold, flat design), put it on my... | 5 | 2 | |
1418639435 | 1418689390 | t3_2pckh7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | ZippyKiddings: TIFU by using a toilet when my uncle was fixing the pipes in the rest of the house
So like most people on here I read a TIFU and remembered a similar thing that happened to me. So little bit of context, my father used to have a friend who was quite well off and we would visit and spend time there. So bas... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418664876 | 1418683121 | t3_2pdk3c | t5_2to41 | 28 | cassidygrant: TIFU by trying to use sign language
Let's start off with some background information. Being a senior in high school I work at a fast food restaurant and every few weeks a deaf gentleman will come in to order food.
Yesterday he graced us with his presence again and one of the managers on duty actually kne... | 4 | 7 | |
1418623444 | 1418675962 | t3_2pc33d | t5_2to41 | 5 | CygnusX-1-2112b: TIFU by deciding to be helpful at work, getting maced by cooking spray and ruining my work jeans in the middle of my shift along with a nice family's evening meal.
So for some context, I'm a waiter. That's really all you guys need. the rest you can figure out.
So about five or six hours ago in the mid... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418667882 | 1418684899 | t3_2pdq30 | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by informing my wife I believe she has Jewish heritage, while driving home from watching her grandmother die..
This happened last night and I still feel terrible about it. Allow me to preface this with I love my wife and her family and am in no way antisemitic or prejudice.
So, my wife and I got a ca... | 8 | 8.75 | |
1418668107 | 1418672332 | t3_2pdqig | t5_2to41 | 185 | hjschrader09: Tifu by masturbating in the ICU.
WhatAboutLightly: The correct answer was "I know."
hjschrader09: And then stare into the camera. Which I realized was actually very visible on the ceiling.........
dickbutt7734: While playing nurse porn. (were they hot at least?)
hjschrader09: I wouldn't say no to a spon... | 6 | 30.833333 | |
1418670127 | 1418758413 | t3_2pdunp | t5_2to41 | 8,939 | Land_Octopus: TIFU by misunderstanding an overweight couple at work.
So this happened about 2 months ago, I'm a cook at a small family owned restaurant but I can fill in for the bussers when they need which is what I was doing on that fatefull day. Im a pretty quiet guy so bussing and hosting is a bit out of my element... | 23 | 388.652174 | |
1418670736 | 1418673463 | t3_2pdvyv | t5_2to41 | 35 | plasmasphinx: TIFU by making my professor think I was turning in child porn instead of the homework.
This happened a few years ago when I was dumbass freshman who didn't give a sh*t about school. I had an English assignment to turn in and our professor for whatever reason didn't want it emailed or on paper, but on a di... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1418669396 | 1418675382 | t3_2pdt4n | t5_2to41 | 5 | ThroughTheSun: TIFU by drinking mouldy tea
I'm fond of tea, though I'm more of coffee person.
I also like bread but I'm lazy so more often than not my bread tends to get a bit mouldy because I never finish it all and forget to throw it out when it goes stale.
So, I left the house to go visit my parents for a little m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418672015 | 1418683990 | t3_2pdyml | t5_2to41 | 32 | Shopaholic_: TIFU by enabling "tap to click" on my laptop
This actually happened the other day, but I thought the readers of this subreddit might enjoy it.
So, I'm sitting on my laptop browsing Facebook and on my timeline "People You May Know" comes up. Usually I would just skip over it, but I saw someone I actually d... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1418673017 | 1418673645 | t3_2pe0ro | t5_2to41 | 10 | exc3113nt: TIFU by accidentally entering a stranger's apartment at 2:30am
Went back to a guy's apartment after a night out.
While sneaking out around 2:30am, I thought I was opening the door to the street. Turns out it was a the door to the first floor apartment.
With confidence, I opened the door on two people goi... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1418671666 | 1418700803 | t3_2pdxxt | t5_2to41 | 65 | evil_tesla: TIFU by loving grape juice.
A little long but worth it. The details matter.
This takes place a few years ago, when I moved out of my parents house, but neglected to change my mailing adress.
I'm stopping by my parents house to collect my mail when I decide to kick it with little bro, (he's about 17) becau... | 5 | 13 | |
1418674005 | 1418677242 | t3_2pe2vk | t5_2to41 | 4 | bolzano_: TIFU by underestimating grandfathers dew
so this actually happened 3 days ago, but now I find the courage to type it down. So its late evening and after an exhausting day I sit in front of the pc to have a break. I feel my inside asking for prey so i go and make myself 2 sandwich, not 1 but 2. I will come to ... | 4 | 1 | |
1418675086 | 1418686438 | t3_2pe57k | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeding my parents my husband's sperm. [NSFW]
Like so many other TIFU's this did in fact happen a while ago. So I had my parents over for dinner and I had made an apple pie for dessert. We drank milk with the pie and I had put some in an ice tray and frozen it to make milk cubes as I call them. When ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1418676648 | 1418696053 | t3_2pe8gb | t5_2to41 | 3 | Drummerboy_13: TIFU by joking about granny panties with my girlfriend.
I am on mobile so please forgive any errors I might make.
A little back story is needed to make this understandable. I [M15] have a percussion ensemble concert tonight. My friend [F18] who is also playing in the percussion ensemble has to wear a dr... | 3 | 1 | |
1418676974 | 1418863819 | t3_2pe94l | t5_2to41 | 83 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a one-eyed girl let's watch a movie in 3D
This was a couple years ago. My brother set me up with this chick from his work. She was real pretty. But she had this thing about covering one of her eyes with her hair. Turns out, she had one eye and was embarrassed about exposing the other.
The th... | 7 | 11.857143 | |
1418677109 | 1418706981 | t3_2pe9e0 | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught jerking off by my sister and my Mom 5 minutes apart!
So this happened about 15 years ago but it still haunts me to this day! I replay it in my head over and over and it's never going to leave my brain... The TORTURE! So here it goes.. I had just got home from school and I was home alon... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1418675773 | 1418678424 | t3_2pe6mo | t5_2to41 | 6 | ButtersHound: Tifu playing tomato face with my wife.
The discount grocery store had some great tomatoes last week, 6 for a buck, they maybe needed a little more ripening but no big deal, beggars can't be choosers right? So we set them upside down in the kitchen window to ripen and used them for some side salads, some m... | 3 | 2 | |
1418676466 | 1418692419 | t3_2pe82o | t5_2to41 | 18 | pineapplecharm: TIFU by politely asking a girl out
Some friends of mine have a son Stephen and for his fourth birthday party they hired an entertainer. You know the drill: a jobbing actor puts on a giant animal onesie, sings songs with the kids, makes them run around etc, all that shit that four year-olds love to do. ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1418677712 | 1418678789 | t3_2peao3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | FloatableCat: TIFU by dropping a power plug on my macbook
This just happened about an hour ago.
I was sat with my almost brand new macbook pro on the desk and went to grab the charger, I unwrapped it and it was still a bit tangled, went to plug it in to the socket on my desk by reaching over the laptop when something... | 3 | 1 | |
1418677762 | 1418687920 | t3_2peas2 | t5_2to41 | 62 | BabiiZombii: TIFU by eating air freshener
This happened a couple years ago, but not enough years ago for it to be excusable.
So I was probably 23 at the time, and living almost out of state from my family. (I say that because it's Alaska. Anywhere else I would be out of state living that many miles away, but this stup... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1418678431 | 1418688699 | t3_2pec5e | t5_2to41 | 18 | kabrandon: TIFU by grappling too hard with my fiancee
I'm a soldier in the national guard as an infantryman. She likes to fight me randomly like she's some kind of spy. I usually think it's a ton of fun because she's very feisty. Today we went too hard and she broke out of my guard and was climbing on top of my arms so... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1418680038 | 1418681042 | t3_2pefk9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Takashi_Babezuka: TIFU by having a dream about my crush.
It's the morning. Dawn and I'm about to wake up. But I'm having a dream about my crush. We're kissing and it's lovely. My alarm goes off. Reluctantly I wake up. Only to realize - I'm kissing my dog. She's licking my mouth. And I'm licking her mouth back. Yeah.
q... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418680215 | 1418682355 | t3_2pefy0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | whiskeyislove: TIFU by letting my mum in when I was seriously ill
First time posting a fuck up. A little context here: this happened when I was about 10/11 years old. I had picked up a stomach bug and was seriously ill- you know the whole deal with diarrhoea and vomit. So, I am in the toilet and I'm pretty much releasi... | 3 | 1 | |
1418678337 | 1418755329 | t3_2pebzo | t5_2to41 | 9 | BadTimedGroot: TIFU by making a friend think I'm a creepy stalker
TIFU, Reddit... Obligatory not actually today, but it was yesterday, so close enough. I was talking to two friends, one is called J and one is called A. (Not real names.) A wasn't reading my messages, so I got J to send a message to A from me, so she wou... | 10 | 0.9 | |
1418681882 | 1418683920 | t3_2pejgz | t5_2to41 | 10 | BobThePillager: TIFU by telling my sister that I like the book "Flowers in the Attic"
A little but of background:
I (M) was watching Gossip Girl and my sister was in the room, INB4 making fun of a guy watching gossip girl. One character mentions that her favorite nook was "Flowers in the Attic". My sister, after hea... | 5 | 2 | |
1418682192 | 1418924267 | t3_2pek3q | t5_2to41 | 17 | BadgersWithMullets: TIFU by spraying myself in the face with mace
Hello all! Let's get down to it.
I am a college student home for christmas break, and today I decided to be a good son and pick up my younger brother from school so my mom wouldn't have to. As I was walking out to the car, I noticed my neighbors were o... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1418682199 | 1418683853 | t3_2pek4e | t5_2to41 | 4 | fateofmorality: TIFU by broiling a steak
I was granted a gift today by my mother for Christmas. I live in an apartment, and now and then I end up starving because I'm a young adult. The greatest gift of 15 pounds of Omaha Steaks arrived outside my door, and I knew I would be feasting tonight. My girlfriend was over, an... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418682475 | 1418694580 | t3_2pekp9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by drawing a penis on the window of my car and letting my 6 year old daughter see. (NSFWish)
Like most TIFU it didn't actually happen today. It did however, come to fruition today. Yesterday I was pumping gas into my 2008 Chrysler Town & Country (aka The Vanimal). It has been a long day seeing famil... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418683252 | 1418756021 | t3_2pemaf | t5_2to41 | 13 | MrVoxil: TIFU by asking my teacher if anyone has gotten out of a test sexually
This happened today. So my biology teacher was talking about finals today, he mentioned that the only way we can get out of finals was if we were bleeding and or dying. My instant thought was I wonder what crazy things people have came up wi... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1418682538 | 1418684937 | t3_2peku0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | idiotauthor: TIFU By destroying a young woman's hopes and dreams
I am an author. One that is failing miserably, so perhaps I do not have the right to claim that I am one. Anyway, recently my story was accepted in a new anthology alongside other authors.
The editor had created the publishing company, and had funded th... | 4 | 3 | |
1418681308 | 1418749662 | t3_2pei88 | t5_2to41 | 389 | howcomethatis: TIFU by declaring myself the "ultimate racist"
Let me start by saying that most of the time I have a fairly good grasp of the English language. This was not one of those times.
I was playing Mario Kart with some friends and I started out poorly. I had a new kart that handled differently than I am used ... | 8 | 48.625 | |
1418683721 | 1418688948 | t3_2pen8o | t5_2to41 | 6 | IronysNobody: TIFU: by checking Google +...
1st post. Sorry if I break any rule(s).
So I read a post about a poor chap checking his Google+ and how he had some pretty personal stuff out there for everyone's mama to see. I said to my self "damn, I'm glad that's not me, poor dude." Then I decided to check the app just in... | 3 | 2 | |
1418684973 | 1418685490 | t3_2pepwe | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my balls as a disco.
Yes, what the title says is true. I had used my balls as a disco ball. No throwaway because Fuck. And like many other Tifu posts, this happened 4 score 10 years ago. I remember it so Vividly. My embarrassment s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418685108 | 1418882093 | t3_2peq5j | t5_2to41 | 99 | GothicChickenNuggets: TIFU by looking like a date rapist
This is my first post on Reddit and I figured this story would be worthy of being such. Of course this didn't happen today but a few months ago, but here it goes:
For months I've had a huge crush on this girl, I'll call her "Ashley". She is pretty hot and her a... | 6 | 16.5 | |
1418684823 | 1418690475 | t3_2pepkp | t5_2to41 | 13 | Throwaway345634646: TIFU by making my Geometry teacher lose all respect for me.
Oh, Reddit. I fucked up.
// Making a throwaway because I don't want my actual reddit account to be stalked by my friends.
This happened today, actually.
It was just a regular day. Finals start tomorrow, and today was lenient. We had revi... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1418682402 | 1418688495 | t3_2pekjv | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ipuncholdpeople: TIFU by getting philosophical with my emotional mother.
So my mom and I were hanging out when she said I was the light of her life. I'm not a positive person, and she doesn't have many friends so I said, "Even fireflies seem bright in the darkness of a cave."
She, being the sensitive soul she is, star... | 3 | 1 | |
1418686415 | 1418760142 | t3_2pesq3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | loca_: tifu by not breaking up with my boyfriend
As usual, this did not happen today. It happened in the course of 6 years. I was naive 17 year old girl who had just had her first heart break and started dating her best friend. I told myself, why not give the nice guy a chance. I ended up falling in love with him, but ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1418686860 | 1418692510 | t3_2petmb | t5_2to41 | 13 | arpc: TIFU by asking a girl's number
So, today, I went to the store to buy a lightbulb for my car. Find the item and go pay. I see this girl grabbing a gift card, she's rocking a Square Enix coat & looks gorgeous according to my standards. I quickly pay and decide that if I don't ask her number I will hate myself f... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1418686638 | 1418694528 | t3_2pet66 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Elkbow: Tifu by mocking someone's joke.
Tifu by mocking someone joke. We were in class playing kahoot (a game were you use your phones and answer questions on a projection). Me and a few other guys were making funny usernames and stuff and one uping each other with names. This one guy, he puts "I hate Spanish" as his u... | 5 | 1 | |
1418688182 | 1418755489 | t3_2pew9k | t5_2to41 | 125 | 123jd321: TIFU by not properly following all the post porn procedures.
Well, lets get this started. I basically had a fondle whilst the house was empty. I'm back from uni, so it's pretty dead. I jump into bed with my laptop, a packet of chocolate raisins, and tissue paper. Slap on private browsing, and spend a good amo... | 8 | 15.625 |
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