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1418688838 | 1418690153 | t3_2pexi9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | SirWilliamOfMays: TIFU by giving a transvestite my social security number.
*Obligatory* this did not happen today but a few months back.
I was hanging out at my place with a couple of buddies, having some beers and generally having a great time. As usual with these two
friends the standard rhetoric arose: "You guys w... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1418689872 | 1418694309 | t3_2pezi5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | AmbassadorForThe90s: TIFU When my supervisor overheard me telling a coworker she needs the D.
My supervisor is rather cranky and I was telling my coworker that my supervisor would probably chill out if she got a good dicking. It didn't help that my supervisor heard me say it. She also heard me say that I would fetch my... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418690360 | 1418739595 | t3_2pf0f4 | t5_2to41 | 26 | influencedbyyou: TIFU by showing an overweight man a text message he sent me under his contact name "fat fuck" after he sold me a fake ticket to our school concert
(This happened last year)I am a college student and each Spring we have a Concert that is free granted you get to the ticket booth before they sell out. My ... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1418690821 | 1418695152 | t3_2pf19y | t5_2to41 | 7 | FartBelly: TIFU by getting punched in the face by my now ex gf
So my Polish gf says some incendiary shit and I tell her that all Polish broads have diseases. Apparently this struck a nerve. She punches me in the face while I'm driving a (probably stolen) van that I "purchased" for two eight balls of blow. This sends m... | 7 | 1 | |
1418691275 | 1425529448 | t3_2pf250 | t5_2to41 | 307 | MK0Q1: TIFU by sitting at my computer without realizing I was actually sitting on one of my testicles.
There I was...about 20 minutes ago... Unknowingly sitting on my left testicle. I thought it was just my slacks in a sort of frontal wedgie male camel-toe scenario, a problem that is all too common with slacks. I didn'... | 8 | 38.375 | |
1418691571 | 1418755414 | t3_2pf2pf | t5_2to41 | 130 | CyborgOne: TIFU by letting my family know I watch porn
When I'm home I usually plug in a second screen for my laptop to increase 'productivity' by allowing me to multitask with minimal alt+tab-ing.
I don't live at home any more, but I keep in contact around twice a week with my mom and siblings via Skype, and so it ha... | 6 | 21.666667 | |
1418691895 | 1418699145 | t3_2pf3cj | t5_2to41 | 12 | MundoOnly: TIFU by trying to walk across a gate
So this happened around when i was 13 ^^i ^^think , it was around 5-6 years ago (i am 18 now btw)
Outside our house we have this pretty small black gate, it is about a foot and a half high. It is only a few centimeters wide. So anyway i was bored one day and was stand... | 10 | 1.2 | |
1418692378 | 1418713851 | t3_2pf49u | t5_2to41 | 60 | joewindlebrox: TIFU by playing "Take On Me" by A-ha in the middle of a lecture
This actually happened about a month and a half ago but I just remembered it today and what post on TIFU actually happens today anyway. So there I am sitting in my Physics lecture being bored as hell not absorbing anything as per usual. I de... | 5 | 12 | |
1418692827 | 1418829257 | t3_2pf533 | t5_2to41 | 171 | abouttodoanickel: TIFU by knocking a man's teeth out in front of a crowd.
So I'm standing in line to get a burrito and there is a couple in front of me. They are whispering in that way where you know it's an argument. I'd say the guy was about 30 and the woman may have been a little older. The guy is my size (pretty... | 7 | 24.428571 | |
1418692580 | 1418693306 | t3_2pf4na | t5_2to41 | 2 | tjs1989: TIFU in the mcdonalds drive-thru
Short but sweet.
Went thru the drive through, and when ordering a mcflurry i loudly and clearly said, "hi id like a large oreo McFurry"
My fiancee couldnt even...and began hysterically laughing. When going up to the first window, I heard laughing echoing from inside mcdonalds... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418693805 | 1418694185 | t3_2pf6vn | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU: By Giving An Muslim Mayonaise
I work at a strip bar in Clagary. The T ¿ C for anyone who does not know. (The Tit And Clit). Ok so buddies on some foreign affair maybe a birthday party turning 18. Yay. Aok lets go. They ask for food that has no pork or eggs... Dunno about the eggs I thought Muslims were... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418694169 | 1418694617 | t3_2pf7l3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | MVPbeast: TIFU by returning my neighbors package to them
So we got like 4-5 of one of my neighbors packages and i thought the decent thing to do would be to return the package to them and they would be especially happy so close to Christmas. When i get there it's this fairly old lady who thanks me and i go back home, n... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418693599 | 1418706827 | t3_2pf6iw | t5_2to41 | 16 | Dannyl0l: TIFU by not cleaning up after my dog
This was a couple days ago,just found the time and effort to post this.
So generally, I'm a friendly neighbour, I say the usual "good morning" and "How are the kids?" around the block, but it was different that day. I have a pretty decent sized dog which you can imagine l... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418693183 | 1418702473 | t3_2pf5rv | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by alerting the entirety of work to my affair
In true TIFU fashion this happened around a year ago.
I had been working at a pub for around a year and so had grown to be incredibly close with various other members of staff who worked there - including my 60-something year old female manager, which was g... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1418694913 | 1418706562 | t3_2pf8yb | t5_2to41 | 12 | Rileyjgriffith: TIFU by getting caught with NSFW material
This happened this summer at about mid June. I had just graduated from 8th grade and got my first phone, an iPhone 4S. Now I had it for 2 months before this incident and I got in trouble a couple of times for the texts that were coming in. So my Mom gave me a fi... | 6 | 2 | |
1418696266 | 1418697880 | t3_2pfbiw | t5_2to41 | 12 | Mikhael_J: TIFU by using kerosene to start a wood stove, burning my hand and face, and almost lighting my house on fire
I heat my house with a wood stove, and it gets tedious splitting kindling and starting fires like a caveman... So I use kerosene.
I had forgotten to fill the stove the night before and had just woke... | 4 | 3 | |
1418695826 | 1418697833 | t3_2pfaoz | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling an autistic kid autistic
Well, hello Reddit, here comes my first post. I'm not an avid redditor but I've been browsing this subreddit for quite a few months now. My turn has come.
I know that we're all lazy with computers and whatnot, so I'll keep it short.
I'm a high school student, so nat... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1418695560 | 1418759800 | t3_2pfa7l | t5_2to41 | 7 | insomnissippi: TIFU by asking “Would you mind doing that somewhere else?”
This happened many years ago.
It involves a girl who had the unfortunate timing of dating me after “the one that got away”.
tl:dr
Sarcastically asked “Would you mind doing that somewhere else?”
Got the result I deserved.
It all started in a ... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1418687836 | 1418813944 | t3_2pevjk | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being good in bed
Last week was finals week at my university, so in celebration of the semester being over my girlfriend and I went out to the bars last night. We had a great time and both got pretty hammered and eventually called a cab to take us to her place. We were both definitely in the mood... | 3 | 3 | |
1418694938 | 1418699659 | t3_2pf8zy | t5_2to41 | 7 | _TheLazyGamer_: TIFU by spewing words not thinking them
TIFU -
So it was a typical day in retail and i was out the back room sorting clothes with the 2 old girls that were on that day, one being a very attractive 30 something year old and the other (the store manager) a better than average looking 50 something.
Disc... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1418697345 | 1418699631 | t3_2pfdj0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking into my mother's bedroom without knocking
My mother wakes up at 2:00 p.m. to get ready for work. She normally wakes up from the alarm that she sets on her phone. But I guess that she woke up before her alarm went off today.
I was in my room studying when I heard the shower come on. A few min... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418694734 | 1418767735 | t3_2pf8m3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Piepoo12: TIFU: By revealing a crazed lesbian's secret
So this happened last year, it's a long story so bear with me.
So me and (let's call her Lisa) were good friends we hung out everyday. But she ditched me for a new friend so I was lonely but became friends with a girl named (let's call her Saphira) she was weird.... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1418698358 | 1418718746 | t3_2pffi4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | obvious_santa: TIFU by jumping in the elevator at work.
So, I have a habit of whenever I'm in an elevator, I jump up and down. Something my dad showed me as a kid to mess with people on the elevator with you. I do it just for fun, it makes riding the elevator less boring. Anyway, I was on my way up to the third floor o... | 3 | 1 | |
1418699882 | 1418707435 | t3_2pfig9 | t5_2to41 | 192 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a porn link to my mom
This is currently happening. I texted my mom a link to porn. I was trying to send her a YouTube video link, which I had thought I had copied, but instead I pasted a link (from last night) that was to a porn video. I simply pressed send then looked at what I sent, and my ... | 5 | 38.4 | |
1418691680 | 1418783853 | t3_2pf2xe | t5_2to41 | 3 | ItsNotOgreYet: TIFU by forgetting my phone's speakers were on full blast
So this fuck-up happened today during school. Like lots of Redditors, I use my phone on the toilet. Big whoop, right? Well there I was in school, having to shit. I politely raised my hand and went to the restroom. I was listening to my IPhone at t... | 3 | 1 | |
1418701181 | 1418702671 | t3_2pfkv3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by deciding to talk to my ex gf
I the ex (who I still have feelings) if she has had sex with anyone since we broke up, I guess curiosity really does kill the cat. Fuck
Karmas_burning: You need to get in a contest with her Legolas and Gimli style. Don't do an elephant though, because it still only co... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1418694625 | 1418766330 | t3_2pf8eg | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving myself internal bleeding
i was at a very long and boring assembly at my high school. naturally, my friends and i got a row of seats together so we could fuck about instead if listening to god-knows-what at the assembly. i take a container of pistachios out of my bag and begin to consume them. ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418701796 | 1418703430 | t3_2pfm01 | t5_2to41 | 16 | pete2fiddy: TIFU For Putting Ghost Pepper on my Weiner
Actually happened a while ago, but is an amusing story nonetheless. That night, my dad made hot dogs. Both he and I absolutely love hot sauce, and I got him a jar of ghost pepper hot sauce for Fathers' Day that we shared. I went to town with it of course, and I sla... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1418702778 | 1418703915 | t3_2pfnq6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not cleaning up
Using a throw away account because I don't want my secret santa to use this info against me LOL
I am 18 years young and I have been wanking it ever since I early high school. At first, I only did it in the running shower water after I cleaned myself. It worked, until a while later my ... | 3 | 1 | |
1418702047 | 1418704192 | t3_2pfmes | t5_2to41 | 6 | DapperFisticuffs: TIFU by eating a Carolina reaper pod with seeds with a few friends.
I just ended up eating the spiciest pepper in the world by chewing on it for 30 seconds before opening my mouth to show the contents, swallowed it, opened my mouth to show I swallowed it, then waited 10 minutes without any food or dri... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1418700489 | 1418714172 | t3_2pfjks | t5_2to41 | 48 | Feduppanda: TIFU by making Chlorine Gas.
Unbeknownst to me cat pee has a ton of ammonia in it. My cats occasionally miss the litter box cause they hang over it or whatever. I had bleach nearby when I decided to use that to clean up the near miss. Almost immediately I started choking and coughing and then I realized wha... | 6 | 8 | |
1418702849 | 1418705996 | t3_2pfnuz | t5_2to41 | 11 | themachu: TIFU by rearranging icons
Background: I'm a junior in high school taking some advanced coursework. The class that's been going the best so far is ap computer science (best grade in class, etc.) and I've been developing a crush on a girl a few seats away who would regularly ask for help.
Anyways, I walk into... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1418694812 | 1418705993 | t3_2pf8r6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | IronicJeremyIrons: TIFU letting my mom uses cancer to get me to watch her husband's dog
Background: My parents are divorced, mom remarried a guy from the internet, had kids with him. Since high school (2005), i had been her live in babysitter for younger brother and sister until March of this year, when the house we li... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418705005 | 1418832412 | t3_2pfrnu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by encrypting the wank bank
You can probably guess where this is going. Many gb of stuff stored in a folder on my external drive. My mum had been borrowing my computer a lot recently so I decided to encrypt the folder so she couldn't stumble upon it.
Windows asked me if I wanted to backup the encryptio... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1418698851 | 1418709800 | t3_2pfggr | t5_2to41 | 6 | fishyfunlife95: TIFU by getting the FD called
So like any good fuck up this happened two summers ago. I was at a buddies graduation party and his parents were being fairly strict, no drinking all that boring "no fun" stuff. So we had a bonfire. They had this huge burn pile and once it got dark we decide its time to lig... | 6 | 1 | |
1418705907 | 1418770687 | t3_2pft7x | t5_2to41 | 237 | thurg: TIFU by sending an UNACQUAINTED female colleague(who I had a secret crush on) 100 smiley faces on facebook unknowingly
I'm a fresh college grad working at a white collar job.
I work at a "young" company in Seattle, so at work there's plenty of other young grads.
Being single dude and 24 y/o, I naturally keep a... | 11 | 21.545455 | |
1418705072 | 1418716406 | t3_2pfrsm | t5_2to41 | 33 | ReptilianOver1ord: TIFU by telling a holocaust joke to a Jewish guy
Before I tell about the incident in question, some background information is required. I live in university housing with three roommates (Let's call them Fred, John, and Seth) and all of us, myself included, have a similar, and very dark sense of humor... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1418706281 | 1418744842 | t3_2pftty | t5_2to41 | 147 | JertardoM123: TIFU by texting my boss while he was at Church and telling him, "Imma slap you with Sonya's beefy vagina lips."
So I was in the middle of a heated conversation with my friend from work. We were talking about the upcoming mortal kombat game and I was telling him I was gonna spank his ass in mkx. At the sam... | 5 | 29.4 | |
1418707188 | 1418721898 | t3_2pfvbv | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by StumblingUpon in my parents' living too
I am a 30/f. Bored, middle of the day, Stumbling. I had been annoyed by all the adult stuff that kept coming up, but never bothered to change my filters because I'm usually alone in my room when stumbling. So I start Stumbling, click click click. Boring. And th... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1418707159 | 1418742954 | t3_2pfv9o | t5_2to41 | 11 | pm_me_ur_regret: TIFU by letting my two year old run off with my glasses.
Kids can be destructive. Between my astigmatism, already horrible eyesight, and a penchant for destroying glasses, I have to drop a decent amount of cash on my glasses.
I've been doing good with this pair for about 4 or 5 years or so with minim... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1418697550 | 1418722937 | t3_2pfdya | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sir_Peppermint: TIFU by calling my girlfriend's dad, boring
So today my girlfriend brought up the current struggle she was having with buying her dad a Christmas gift. She had a couple ideas and had already planned one gift out, but she didn't feel too confident on which to get. Then she decided that her idea wouldn't ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418709300 | 1418726778 | t3_2pfyn7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ajsal2: TIFU by getting my dad a dog.
So this happened starting Saturday. My dads dog died recently and he's been feeling a little down about it. His chihuahua of 12 years was ran over about 4 months ago and I don't think I've ever seen my dad cry, that day he did. He's been feeling sad and not himself since then and I... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1418711234 | 1418712850 | t3_2pg1gt | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU : By eating a Carolina reaper and forgetting my doctors appoitment
I'm posting this off my phone so please forgive any errors or typos!
Ok i ordered some Carolina reapers from a friend who grows them and today i finally got them in the mail!
So i do the normal thing, go to the store buy some ice cream... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1418711356 | 1418715143 | t3_2pg1ob | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by pronouncing Penelope like antelope
Not much more to it. Some of these TIFU need to be short and sweet right?
I momentarily had a lapse in my ability to remember illogical pronunciation rules. Penelope was not amused.
Neech_Manley: This is a symptom of a brain tumor or aneurism. Sorry.
Ames25: *Arn... | 3 | 2 | |
1418712881 | 1418918524 | t3_2pg3qy | t5_2to41 | 2,695 | omygodthesmell: TIFU by farting so much that my teacher dismissed our class early to escape the putrid smell
This fuck up happened years ago while I was in high school, but reading another TIFU reminded me of it.
**Fuckup #1** A little while before class I'd eaten something that did not sit well with me.. my stomach w... | 11 | 245 | |
1418701782 | 1418834089 | t3_2pflza | t5_2to41 | 17 | Archandroids: TIFU by accidentally telling a teacher about a friend's crush on him
My school is huge, but everybody knows each other. I have this friend who has a MASSIVE crush on a known English teacher on our school, and she ended up telling it to every single one of our friends but me.
We have french classes two ti... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1418715985 | 1418754961 | t3_2pg7g3 | t5_2to41 | 178 | hornybarowner: TIFU by wacking off in my bar!
Hey guys! I own a bar, I've owned it now for about 3 years now and business is pretty good. Of course owning a bar is a lot of fun, and a lot of work. I normally get to the bar around 1-3 PM we open up at 6 PM and stay open until whenever. No last call limits in my bar! But... | 6 | 29.666667 | |
1418718462 | 1418814473 | t3_2pga49 | t5_2to41 | 3,402 | [deleted]: TIFU by kicking down a door.
My sisters friends decided to sleep over ( they're under eighteen)
I was in my room listening to smooth jazz and eating a 4xbanana ( it's 4 waffles, two bananas, cinnamon, and warm Nutella made into a sandwich).
This just happened no less than thirty minutes ago.
I'm a very ... | 16 | 212.625 | |
1418719518 | 1418729495 | t3_2pgb5t | t5_2to41 | 14 | Empuze: TIFU by wearing two right shoes at work
The bus was on it's way, I was in a rush. I packed all my clothes in my bag, ready to leave to work. I walked to work in my own clothes, ready to get changed in work. I got to work, went in to the staff room and started to get changed. Everything was fine and dandy until ... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1418724223 | 1418741786 | t3_2pgfza | t5_2to41 | 11 | Inhopeless: TIFU by texting my girlfriend "I miss you".
Background: My girlfriend and I are an LDR; it'll have been about 1 y 5 mo on Christmas eve. She lives in London (UK), and I in Birmingham (UK).
This happened last night, but I felt so sick and shaken I decided to post it now.
I texted her "I miss you...". Not ... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1418725599 | 1418728695 | t3_2pghcc | t5_2to41 | 13 | chiliroxmysox: TIFU By losing my passport, Money and Documents in a America.
It was the first morning in America where I planned to go to church in the morning. I woke up a little past 8:00 AM as I had a long night as I arrived at the airport at around 11:30 PM the night before and took the supershuttle going to the h... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1418725750 | 1418730011 | t3_2pghhr | t5_2to41 | 17 | SorgonBubb: TIFU By Calling My Friends GF A Bitch
This was a fuck up I had about 1-2 years ago, I don't have any recent ones so I thought I'd post this one.
It was lunch-time in comprehensive school (High School) and we're just chilling outside, fucking about like the immature year 9'ers we are. I can't remember much ... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1418727549 | 1418735581 | t3_2pgj9x | t5_2to41 | 16 | _delin_quent_: TIFU by aiming in the wrong direction
Since becoming single, I have partaken in choking the chicken most glorious mornings. I have alse learnt the value of the "almost there", the "hold it just before the end", and the "finally, let it rip". I enjoyed this method in glee this morning of winter, and kep m... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418727314 | 1418730296 | t3_2pgj1w | t5_2to41 | 7 | Fyzex: TIFU by cutting my finger open on-stage
So this happened about a year and a half ago but I thought I’d share it here for funsies.
I got cast as the role of Peter in a musical version of the first Narnia book put on by a local musical society that I’d been performing with for 6 years (but this was the first prin... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418734327 | 1418766216 | t3_2pgq9w | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by lighting a candle
So I work in a warehouse, I wear ear plugs pretty much all my work day, and then wear ear buds on my way home. So needless to say my ears are pretty filthy. So today, I get home, I pull out some q-tips and start digging at my ear--a pill of black plastic dust comes out. Ew.
I reach ... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1418734302 | 1418739988 | t3_2pgq8p | t5_2to41 | 31 | Cazzy234: TIFU by sending porn on facebook.
There's this girl. I used to live with her and I fell in love with her. Still am in love with her really, although we rarely see each other now and mostly chat on facebook. We send each other videos, news stories, things to keep us entertained. Anyway, I thought I had copied ... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1418736345 | 1418741407 | t3_2pgsu5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Rockit2Marz: TIFU by emailing my manager my porn file.
This happened yesterday. I was building a porn file on my lunch break and thought it would be a good idea to email it to myself. When I got in to work this morning; the email I thought I sent to myself, is now in my inbox of my work email from my managers email add... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1418710306 | 1418745928 | t3_2pg05z | t5_2to41 | 4 | threeDnasty: TIFU by having roommates
WALL OF TEXT INCOMING: Well the Fuck up is a culmination of two dastardly woman who I took on as roommates fucking me over in the period of a few months.
background im a 22 year old male guy, i was rooming with 2 females at the time who i sligthly knew from small social gathering... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418732838 | 1418781385 | t3_2pgokn | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of a funeral procession on my driving test
This is about a year ago but I think it's in my top five fuck ups. I'll make it short:
The easiest driving test possible. Stuck in traffic for 30 minutes out of the 45 and still managed to fail.
In a line of traffic which was about 300metres lon... | 6 | 5 | |
1418740530 | 1418794204 | t3_2pgypk | t5_2to41 | 13 | MaybeSpaghetti: TIFU by missing my finals exam in math
I'm in college right now and the finals week finally came. I don't have any classes left this week so I decided to go home and just go to school for the finals. Average travel time was 1 hour and 30 mins. So the day of my finals came. I was getting ready and left h... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1418739771 | 1418751281 | t3_2pgxjq | t5_2to41 | 15 | SanityNotFound: TIFU by hanging up on a potential employer...
Lately, I've been badgered quite often by a collections service for a bill I've been neglecting (because I've been unemployed and unable to pay it.) They normally call around 8-10am. So this morning I get a call that I believe to be them, but I've been putti... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1418741822 | 1418742370 | t3_2ph0qw | t5_2to41 | 0 | Gay_Daycare_Boy: TIFU By going full gay at daycare (NSFW)
Saiildvaenr: Yeah, none of this actually happened. You're an idiot for trying to convince people it did. You're just a pathetic 16 year old trying to create shock value in exchange for imaginary Internet points. You need to shut the fuck up.
xluminosityx: But ... | 3 | 0 | |
1418719637 | 1418778899 | t3_2pgbad | t5_2to41 | 22 | trippinonmyballs: TIFU by tripping balls in public
This happened yesterday. I was on my way to a friends house, and I took 3 grams of shrooms (first time doing shrooms) before I ventured out to his house. I have tripped before, so I knew I had a good hour which is way more than enough time (or so I thought)
Turns out,... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1418742501 | 1418757437 | t3_2ph1xu | t5_2to41 | 13 | wltechrepair: TIFU by browsing reddit at work
I was browsing reddit at work when the company president walked by my desk. He noticed I was looking at some TIFU reddit posts and asked what I was doing. I told him I was busy while I alt-tabbed to a different page. He walked away like nothing happened. I guess I will find... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1418740560 | 1418755074 | t3_2pgyqt | t5_2to41 | 145 | JOSHardson: TIFU by giving my wife a hand shaped poison ivy rash.
THE RASH - http://i.imgur.com/LB66Zfy.jpg
So, I was in the woods [making this music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66k6OOj8520). I'm doing my thing, chopping on trees, cranking chainsaws, moving cameras. You know, minding my own business. I have... | 7 | 20.714286 | |
1418743331 | 1418747516 | t3_2ph3dl | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too tired
Happened this morning.
SO and myself went to bed around midnight. I was happy for not having any lectures the following day and finally being able to catch some sleep.
5:45 BEEP BEEP BEEP
Get up, prepare breakfast, wash myself and drive SO to the train station. Drove back home. The ur... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418745797 | 1418753135 | t3_2ph7tz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU-yesterday ..by two girls that i was dating and happened to be close friends.
Yesterday i fucked up. Basically, a girl that i had a date in the weekend happened to be a friend of "the" another girl i was more into for a couple of months. Basically tipical teenager shit.
What i did do, in the begining whe... | 4 | 1 | |
1418746489 | 1418748879 | t3_2ph95w | t5_2to41 | 107 | T-rex_with_a_gun: TIFU by ordering lots of "toys" for gf and I
And by toys i mean the most degrading and kinkiest shit of all....and didnt check the shipping address auto generated by using paypal....
it will be going to my parents house...
Doriphor: Your parents probably have and use the same stuff anyways.
lazeedpp... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1418765210 | 1418773977 | t3_2pha81 | t5_2to41 | -7 | Shuh_nay_nay: I'm a manager(boss), and I'm a woman, and I would have either laughed at this or made the joke myself.
Way to lump all women into one category. I've had bad managers of both sex, and great managers of both sexes.
DeaD_bAU5: I have had many managers and managed many managers.
I would never hire a woman... | 13 | -0.538462 | |
1418742558 | 1418922390 | t3_2ph216 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Throwaway659874: TIFU by getting a boner on the bus
Last saturday, I was taking the bus back from the theatre after a great night with my girlfriend. This was our first real date, so obviously granted, I was pretty nervous. We've only been dating for about a week at the time, so i'm obviously also not 100% comfortable ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418746361 | 1418981466 | t3_2ph8vy | t5_2to41 | 303 | rhaegar000: TIFU by ruining a concert
This actually happened during my senior year of highschool, but I was reminded by similar experiences. My friend and I, let's call him Cole, went to a Twenty One Pilots concert in Athens, Georgia. Unfortunately, before said concert we ate at Mellow Mushroom. I have quite an affinit... | 11 | 27.545455 | |
1418741943 | 1418833876 | t3_2ph0xw | t5_2to41 | 7 | SoulCrafter: TIFU by showing my boss Russel Howard's Good News
So, this FU happened yesterday right before leaving work. I work in an IT dept and normally around 15-20 mins before it's time to leave we're all in the office joking and telling stories about the dumb shit we've heard today.
Well, I recently found Russell... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418747492 | 1418748459 | t3_2phb11 | t5_2to41 | 5 | nukeem123: TIFU by embarrassing a girl i really like NSFW
so there is this girl that goes to my high school, she is amazing. I have such a crush on her its not funny. One day i was thinking of overcoming my shyness and asking her out on a date. i confronted her at her locker and before i could muster up the courage to ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418747570 | 1418773037 | t3_2phb68 | t5_2to41 | 917 | Blurns: TIFU by farting in the Eiffel Tower elevator
Now this is a story of my mother rather than my own but when my dad told me last night over a few drinks I couldn't stop laughing and had to share.
This happened over 30 years ago when my parents visited Paris with two other couples and all being from Dublin Ireland... | 6 | 152.833333 | |
1418747429 | 1418833421 | t3_2phawk | t5_2to41 | 51 | annibanani29: TIFU by leaving the shade open
So, this just happened. I was in my living room texting someone today when things got a little heated, and I had to take care of business ;)
When things were over but with my hand still in my panties, the doorbells rings...I look up to see a man standing at my front door. Wh... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1418748671 | 1418764320 | t3_2phd9d | t5_2to41 | 114 | ChilledAir: TIFU by submitting my paper to my Jewish professor.
So I will be honest, this happened a few years ago while I was in my English class in college. My professor was a nice enough person, but she was highly liberal with her thoughts. She often tried to get the class discussing/argue different events based on ... | 5 | 22.8 | |
1418748630 | 1418752078 | t3_2phd6h | t5_2to41 | 11 | dtussey86: Tifu by letting my roommate get a towel..
Well, my roommate called me and said he needed a towel. So I say yeah, there is a Green one folded in my room. He says thanks and thats that. Well.. I get home, he is long gone. I go to my room and discover he grabbed the dark green towel next to my bed... My ex-wife... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1418749378 | 1430413862 | t3_2pheqs | t5_2to41 | 410 | 10min_no_rush: TIFU by buying my cat an $8.99 cat toy
I'll preface this by saying my girlfriend and I have three cats. Miso was a feral kitten, who I adopted from a shelter in 2011. Butters was adopted in 2013 from a SPCA worker whose cat had kittens. Dobby was adopted this summer.
Butters has always been a special ca... | 13 | 31.538462 | |
1418749241 | 1418765133 | t3_2phegs | t5_2to41 | 5 | Van_Juarez: TIFU by asking someone "How are you"
I work at McDonald's, where assholes and idiots come through daily. However, this particular man really takes home the cake for being the biggest douche bag.
I work in a toll road plaza, where it is normally busy during the warmer parts of the year, but because it is w... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1418750391 | 1418752537 | t3_2phguu | t5_2to41 | 85 | teddy_rux_fuckin_pin: TIFU by accidentally parking in a handicap spot
So, like many others this happened Saturday.
I get home from work and living in a city parking is a bitch, especially when there are sporting events happening around town. I am searching for parking and manage to find a decent spot near my house. I ... | 10 | 8.5 | |
1418751223 | 1418753545 | t3_2philw | t5_2to41 | 12 | Rob_G: TIFU by getting into a conversation with a crazy person on line at a coffee shop
One time I was in line getting a cup of coffee. These two guys in front of me were having this conversation about how one of them was about to go spend a semester at sea. So there were a lot of questions back and forth, like what ki... | 4 | 3 | |
1418748913 | 1418779628 | t3_2phds9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Thejesusmaster: TIFU for playing pokemon in chem class
So this is a reddit TIFU but I felt the need to share. Im playing pokemon in class cuz im bored. A bit of background. I had the egg for Wynaut (which i pronounce why-naut) but I never hatched it. So in emerald I finished the pokedex except for wynaut. So i'm hatchi... | 3 | 1 | |
1418752218 | 1418762539 | t3_2phko9 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing panic in the the Statue of Liberty
The Eiffel tower TIFU posted recently just reminded me of this story. The FU isn't my own or even today. It was my grandparents and my father when my dad was still a kid. My grandpa was a man who enjoyed his beats and just before climbing the Statue of Liber... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1418748332 | 1418842813 | t3_2phcmz | t5_2to41 | 29 | ItsDemented: TIFU writing a test
So I got to school 30 mins late and didn't have time to go get my binder out of my locker. I go to geography and my teacher hands me a test. I give him a look of "wtf is this" then he says to sit down and write it. I didn't have my binder with me so I had no penciles. I ask the guy besi... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1418751504 | 1418754140 | t3_2phj5v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be funny and telling someone their dad should die
My girlfriend rides horses professionally. Her grandpa is a colossal prick. Let's call him Grandpa Prick.
Anyway, we were at dinner and my girlfriend told us that Grandpa Prick asked her, "When are you finally going to get a real, grown-up... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418754724 | 1418757047 | t3_2phpzf | t5_2to41 | 7 | addsjunior: TIFU by booking a non refundable flight to 01/25 instead of 12/25
I have a trip to Poland that I'm really looking forward to. Seven days ago I bought the ticket. All set, I got a good deal.
I uploaded the trip to TripCase today, and it strangely shows January 25. What do you mean, January? I bought it to D... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1418753730 | 1418794016 | t3_2phnus | t5_2to41 | 8 | AsaKurai: TIFU by letting road rage get the best of me
So I was at work, I work at Target and it's really busy this time of the year and my shift was super long. Going through this day for some reason, the customers are really getting on my nerves and not helping my cause. On top of this, i'm texting my mom back and fo... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1418755889 | 1418793896 | t3_2phscx | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to my drug dealer brother
So this happened 4-5 years ago when I was a sophomore in high school. My older brother always had different kinds of drugs on him, and would give me free samples randomly.
One night we were sittin in my room playin Xbox. He's drinking liquor straight from the bot... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1418756579 | 1418774903 | t3_2phtva | t5_2to41 | 18 | Cole50000: Tifu by letting my mom use my phone
So Today me and my mom was out and about and she wants me to take a picture with my little brother. i hand her my phone and she takes the picture. Shes staring at my phone for a really long time and im getting nervous because i don't know what i have left open on it. she t... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1418756703 | 1418759917 | t3_2phu4m | t5_2to41 | 14 | ImNoHero: TIFU by giving books away to my neighbors
During some cleaning last month, I put about a dozen books outside on my stoop for people to take if they wanted. I see this done in my neighborhood all the time. I put them out on a sunny Wednesday and they were all gone that evening. They weren't out there overnight... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418757027 | 1418770893 | t3_2phutl | t5_2to41 | 16 | threetri333: TIFU by telling my neighbor that he parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My neighbor drove back near his home and parked in front of a fire hydrant. I asked him that he should move his car away from the fire hydrant because I wanted him to avoid the fines. Here's when rant starts. "Who are you telling me wha... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418757369 | 1418762893 | t3_2phvlc | t5_2to41 | 14 | throwaway623456: TIFU by eating a bagel and have my body hate me
joshcouch: Until the thong comment I was sure this was a guy.
Good work, mam!
suddenracism: Could still be a guy
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418757936 | 1418769215 | t3_2phwqn | t5_2to41 | 202 | cleanasshole: TIFU When I Shoved a Bar of Soap Up My Ass
I sit here with the cleanest asshole I've had in my life, to tell you the tale of how I became a hotkinkyjo impersonator. As a college student, I'm currently in finals week, trying to shove (hehe) as much study time as I can. I've been trying to memorize the 20 a... | 5 | 40.4 | |
1418757959 | 1418760085 | t3_2phwsa | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering Papa Johns
So, I should probably give you some back story on this. At my high school you aren't allowed to bring off-campus food onto school grounds, but no student ever listens to the rule anyway. You need a lunch pass that you pay 5$ for and have to get notarized. Completely dumb, I know.
... | 6 | 3 | |
1418758387 | 1418764389 | t3_2phxp0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | amishrakefight1: TIFU by missing my final and realizing it not just one, but two days later
So this just happened. The realizing part that is, not the final. Apparently a couple roosters have crowed since then. Woo.
I'd explain the circumstance, but I feel like that's all that needs to be said.
Walmart should be fun.... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1418757945 | 1418766571 | t3_2phwr6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Whitegalwasted: TIFU by trampolining the day after a work do
The night began at my works christmas party in which I got slightly too drunk, something that wasn't going to prepare me for the upcoming events.. literally.. So, after the party, me and my boyfriend went back to his and 'enjoyed each others company', everyth... | 3 | 2 | |
1418758025 | 1418773122 | t3_2phwxf | t5_2to41 | 71 | tenzig3: TIFU by calling my new boss' wife ugly.
This fuck up happened a few days ago but I haven't had the chance to post it until right now.
So I had just started a new internship as an undergrad researcher in a laboratory setting. It was my first day of actual lab work, along with my first time meeting my superviso... | 7 | 10.142857 | |
1418759371 | 1418760766 | t3_2phzow | t5_2to41 | 118 | MasterPhart: TIFU by accidentally wearing a Toothbrush moustache, otherwiser known as the "Hitler 'stache" all day
So this was actually a couple of weeks ago, but my internet was turned off and I just got it back on and figured I'd share now.
So my girlfriend and I are both german, and so nazi jokes get thrown around ... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1418758228 | 1418922069 | t3_2phxbu | t5_2to41 | 7 | sensualsolutions1: TIFU by launching my willy straw across starbucks
So I was standing in line at starbucks, waiting patiently as I was next to be served. I decided I'd get my purse out of my bag and be ready to pay.
Now my bag is pretty big and I stuff everything possible in there. After searching for about 30 secon... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418760130 | 1418761633 | t3_2pi18r | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU cutting off part of my finger
Sorry this is gonna be a long story, I'm bored with work right now. This was a couple of years ago, but it's probably one of my biggest fuck ups. Also, one of the weirdest things that has happened to me.
I had just graduated from boarding school in Montana and finally retu... | 6 | 0.833333 |
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