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1419049533 | 1419125525 | t3_2puvlp | t5_2to41 | 63 | ACookieBaker: TIFU by accidentally coming out at work (while simultaneously yelling at a customer)
Bit of background: I work at a restaurant and community center for seniors in my city. One particular customer, let's call him Henry...cause that's his name...loves to parade around all of these bullshit "facts" that he ... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1419049314 | 1419050582 | t3_2puvag | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By Not Making A Move
Hey guys,
I'm a 16 year old junior in high school and am battling depression. Depression takes over your life, eats away at your self-confidence, and makes you feel inferior to the point where human interaction is painful and frightening. Now on to the story...
So this past month, ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1419042715 | 1419056261 | t3_2pulj4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | gamophyte: TIFU because I forgot to submit hours to staffing agency and ruined xmas.
I traveled from FL to OR to be closer to family, which I rarely ever got to see, being broke so long in FL. I am finally working hard and have a good job enough to see them more often. They aren't all in one place but they are mostly w... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419051192 | 1419057674 | t3_2puy0i | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a bad joke in bed
So he's on top of me, etc and as he is taking my panties off I say "I'm 12 and what is this?"
I start laughing but he sort of freezes and he's like "I can't" and gets off me.
Damn it, brain!
Poltergoose: I don't get it...
stophunching: [The phrase is typically used to bring... | 4 | 1 | |
1419052027 | 1419052828 | t3_2puz78 | t5_2to41 | 5 | STorrible: TIFU by killing my partition on my HDD
My 1TB HDD was originally partitioned equally into 2 500GB drives: C and D (data). Earlier, I decided I needed more space for my D drive (actually it's just a matter of wanting things to be in order) so I
1) Shrunk my C drive by 200GB using Windows 7's local partiti... | 5 | 1 | |
1419052440 | 1419080237 | t3_2puzt9 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my cat sit on my jeans and some how I end up in the Hospital.
First off, my mom always tells me never to let the cat sit on my bed or my clothes because the cat hair.
So today the cat plods into my room and sits on my jeans,my parents are out so I couldn't care less that the cat is on my je... | 5 | 5 | |
1419053204 | 1419059652 | t3_2pv0u6 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by making it seem like I had a sexual relationship with my mother.
So this girl who I met about a month ago was giving me uhh... favors the other night. And I apparently didn't look like I was too into what was going on. This, of course, couldn't have been further from the truth as I really was enjoying... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1419056290 | 1419059235 | t3_2pv4wt | t5_2to41 | 2 | 101011011101011: TIFU By shitting in class
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
I decided it would be a great idea to eat 2 cans of beans for breakfast. HUGE mistake. During 2nd period, I got a HUUUGE stomachache. It was the "OH SHIT I GOTTA GO FART A BAD ONE" kind. I decided to hold it in for risk of humiliation. The pain ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419056292 | 1419056929 | t3_2pv4wv | t5_2to41 | 8 | Guitarboarding: TIFU by making my boss cry.
TIFU Reddit, and I feel absolutely terrible about it... This actually happened earlier today.
My boss is coping with the recent death of his grandfather, and he just returned to work after having a few days off. Today, I went to check the schedule to see what time I work to... | 4 | 2 | |
1419057332 | 1419100247 | t3_2pv66o | t5_2to41 | 269 | ___littlespoon: TIFU by laughing til I cried during sex.
So the other day I read about this method on reddit, where during sex the guy does 9 shallow thrusts then 1 deep thrust then 8 shallow thrusts then 2 deep ones then 7 and 3 etc, and then does the reverse.
My boyfriend and I were about to get down to business whe... | 8 | 33.625 | |
1418848114 | 1419208324 | t3_2plyzw | t5_2to41 | 7 | Whotella: TIFU by almost breaking my nose with my fist.
So today during my lunch I went to the library with my friends and we would sit at a table and chat, anyways my friends and I do that flinching thing where you try to make some flinch by pretending to hit them. So my friends usually do that to me because I react t... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1419060418 | 1419159326 | t3_2pv9ri | t5_2to41 | 6 | Sagemanx: TIFU by knocking down a stranger on the ground.
Today, I fucked up when I was running on the trail. There is a part where there's an old log you have to go up and over and down the other side and you really cant see until you are over the top. Today I went up I was in my runners zone, just watching my footing... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1419056607 | 1419100847 | t3_2pv5bq | t5_2to41 | 98 | handzclean: TIFU by deciding to experiment with assplay...(Very NSFW)
Long post but worth it. Burner cause...well yeah.
Not necessarily new, but not old. Guessing this happened a few years ago when I first moved out west from my small hometown back east.
Coming to the big city was a big deal. Being a closeted fairly ... | 3 | 32.666667 | |
1419061096 | 1419062613 | t3_2pvagg | t5_2to41 | 5 | SquishTheWonka: TIFU by calling someone a thief?
Well I've done many fudge ups in my life but this actually happened a couple hours ago..I've been friends (we aren't close anymore though) with this girl, let's call her Mary, for years; Mary loves books and writing her own stories, etc. Well in the past I've let her bor... | 5 | 1 | |
1419059636 | 1419085381 | t3_2pv8ui | t5_2to41 | 60 | kevinbaconocean: TIFU and drank cheap vodka in gym class...
This happened a few years ago when I was a Junior in high school.
I grew up in a small town in New England, and I came to despise the mundane routine that came with small town living so I spent as little time sober as I possibly could. During high school I w... | 3 | 20 | |
1419063255 | 1419073914 | t3_2pvcm4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MCofTime: TIFU by slapping my girlfriend's butt as we walked out of an elevator. Someone was on the other side.
narwilliam: i wish i had a girlfriend...
MCofTime: Is there someone you like?
narwilliam: I don't really know hey haha I'll get one eventually i hope.
| 4 | 1 | |
1419061686 | 1419069352 | t3_2pvb3i | t5_2to41 | 3 | Lorrali: TIFU:Internet made me come out of the closet
Reivax1010: That whole paragraph is only 3 sentences...
PrematureEvacuation: r/GrammarNazi
| 3 | 1 | |
1419060126 | 1419115041 | t3_2pv9fi | t5_2to41 | 10 | Guava_: TIFU by also peeing too hard
So in school we wear these baggy-as-fuck school shorts and I needed to piss. I was pissing in a urinal and needed to get back to class as I was late, so like any human being I tried to hurry. As I was pushing harder, I felt like I needed to fart. I did. I felt wet. I shit myself. Of... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1419068791 | 1419074635 | t3_2pvhqf | t5_2to41 | 2 | lordthistlewaiteofha: TIFU by making an O.C have a slight resemblance to someone else's character.
izzybetter: Look at his hairstyle and find a character with it and call him a weaboo for clearly copying.
Pick234: You wooboo.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419070043 | 1419074328 | t3_2pvitd | t5_2to41 | 3 | Fuautocorrect: TIFU and ruined my entire holiday season already.
priott: Would you care to elaborate a bit further? Describe the fight, explain the two weeks of potentially no contact, and most importantly...describe the job security situation?
Fuautocorrect: Sorry... I am really upset. I'm a teacher- I've lost the ot... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419070225 | 1419071687 | t3_2pvizu | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling my girlfriend my Facebook password
So, this is really just so I can get this off of my chest, while I wait to see what happens next in this chain of events. This did happen today. Less than an hour ago actually.
A little background. I've been with this girlfriend since 2008. We broke up (... | 3 | 1 | |
1419072992 | 1419102625 | t3_2pvlf3 | t5_2to41 | 172 | Pleasedontflamemeheh: TIFU because I got high....
I hadn't seen my old gay friend Jason in a while. He invited me over to smoke some bud and I agreed. I arrived at his house at around 18:00 hours and was surprised to see another one of my friends there aswell, Katie.
So all three of us sat down and starting smoking a... | 17 | 10.117647 | |
1419073951 | 1419075353 | t3_2pvmbd | t5_2to41 | 6 | PureSmoulder: TIFU by trying to fry rice with a microwave and oregano.
Basically, I put rice egg and cheese together to make food in the Magic box. Decided to add oregano. Bottle cap was not screwed. Used whole bottle. Decided to microwave anyway.
This happened.http://imgur.com/kkxf65f
Am not sure if safe for cons... | 3 | 2 | |
1419075889 | 1419249844 | t3_2pvnwp | t5_2to41 | 5 | ByOpposingEndThem: TIFU by being exceptionally insensitive and obnoxious towards a friend who suffers from eating disorders.
Have known the said friend for a few months. She had a history of eating disorders, in particular bulimia nervosa. Last night, being in the same dormitory, we have had dinner together. She had on... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419076179 | 1419132107 | t3_2pvo5n | t5_2to41 | 7,832 | erehgafsua: TIFU by taking a poop at the beach.
So I was taking a leisurely dip in the water, it was quite calm, not much of a swell. Things were great, the sun was shining and not too many people in the water.
After a while I needed to go to the toilet, I'm not sure really what I was thinking, it probably was the comb... | 10 | 783.2 | |
1419076920 | 1419107751 | t3_2pvotl | t5_2to41 | 14 | OgoThrowawayNek: TIFU by having the best time of my life.
**Context**
So I'm a 19 year old kind of plump guy going to college and I've been browsing /r/seduction for quite a while. Last night I decided to fuck it and go out clubbing alone since my friends never want to or give me some lame excuses.
**How I fucked up*... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1419076607 | 1419080896 | t3_2pvoj7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | tifu_throwawayy: TIFU by stealing my best friend's GF's panties and...playing with them...
Well...where to start. He was my best friend since we were 13. Years later, he got a new girlfriend. She was about 18 and we were 21. They both came to my 21st birthday dinner. We always hung out, and drank. A lot. Even when his ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419078258 | 1419220743 | t3_2pvq1c | t5_2to41 | 18 | MaxMinney: TIFU By fucking a prostitute
Hi-archy: I think this should be titled " TIFU by trying to SCAM a prostituite"
MaxMinney: I did not know she was a prostitute until i got home!
Kaankaants: > We end up talking and she hinted that i should pay her if i want her to come back.
If your highly inebriated, 19 ye... | 15 | 1.2 | |
1419079687 | 1419080079 | t3_2pvrb7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Hekler4u: TIFU by showing up late to the Christmas party cleanup.
Last night we had the annual Christmas party at the school where I work. This year I was in the little group arranging It. Good party, no real scandals this year all though i can see on facebook that things are coming to light now people are starting get... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1419078010 | 1419134228 | t3_2pvptb | t5_2to41 | 4 | erdjumen: TIFU by trying to understand women...
So here I am at work and I read yet another TIFU about women. I decided to upload one of my own, because I am bored and I want to know what you all think about it.
So a little background. I am an 18 year old male and live at home. I haven’t had THAT much experience with ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419080805 | 1419086010 | t3_2pvsca | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheJgrulez: TIFU by jumping on a slide
Context: A couple years ago, my family went on a holiday to England to Christmas. There was a huge snowfall, and basically everywhere you looked was ankle-deep snow.
I visited my friend's house during this holiday. Now, said friend, whose name isn't Bob but we shall call him th... | 3 | 1 | |
1419084175 | 1419087324 | t3_2pvvvb | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a rubik's cube
So this happend 2 hours ago . I've always wanted a real rubik's cube that moves smooth and etc but in my country I couldn't afford one. So... I'm in Hungary trip with my classmates and I've seen a rubik's cube in a Tesco ( I think), with 2000 Ft (7 euro) . I was like:"this is th... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1419086960 | 1419106353 | t3_2pvz4q | t5_2to41 | 4 | FearStalksTheLand: TIFU by telling a friend I want to date her in a text when drunk
Daxtifer: True story here. I was best friends with this guy in college. Was extreme friend zone. To the point he would stay the night at my parents house with me and sleep on our couch.
Any how, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419088014 | 1419091259 | t3_2pw0g9 | t5_2to41 | 30 | eclipse1199: TIFU by also telling someone how I feel about them. Not drunk.
So lately I've been really hung up on this one girl and I've been sitting on these thoughts and feelings and a friend convinced me to just tell her. "Even if nothing happens at least you won't be sitting on it." So that's exactly what I did las... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1419088477 | 1419188983 | t3_2pw149 | t5_2to41 | 29 | greengreen_grass: [META] Can we stop calling bullshit on everything?
I get that people make stuff up on the internet. That's why we have the internet, right?
But it really kills my mild amusement when I scroll down through the congratulations, puns and general comments to OP and see someone who has found an unlikely p... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1419088999 | 1419094196 | t3_2pw1r9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | GamerX44: TIFU by cutting into brandnew white leather from my parent's brandnew bed, minutes after it arrived.
So it just got here and I used a cutter to cut open the plastic and paper serving as packaging. They have yet to find it and I'm tripping and wondering whether I should lie or feign ignorance and say "I may ha... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1419087597 | 1419090236 | t3_2pvzw9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Mardkayin: TIFU by driving over a curb.
Rewind to Saturday evening. I had just gotten out of my finals for Uni the day before, so I figured, "Hey, let's go home and hang with the buds?" And so I did, and I one point during the night, my friend and I figured that we should go to the store to buy some food.
Now, I won't... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419093174 | 1419095013 | t3_2pw7vi | t5_2to41 | 1 | VitaminTHC420: TIFU by breaking into my shed and stabbing my wife....
Sorry for grammatical errors to preface, English is my first language and I still butcher it. This is also my first post so don't kill me for formatting issues. Now, having said that this happened today and requires little back story. I had to break ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1419093732 | 1419189705 | t3_2pw8nx | t5_2to41 | 192 | eatabigdonkeydick: TIFU by waking up and having sex. [NSFW]
So, I need to give a little bit of a back story. My morning ritual after I wake up is to smoke a cigarette, take out my dogs, let the cats in, and feed the animals.
Well, this morning, I was feeling a little frisky. I rolled over in bed and nudged my boyfrie... | 9 | 21.333333 | |
1419096403 | 1419109008 | t3_2pwczc | t5_2to41 | 63 | dogTIFU: tifu by not paying for the dog
an on-going fuck up really...About 4 years ago me and my GF desided to buy a dog togeather, only I did not have the money for my half of the puppy money we went ahead anyway and got the dog, with the GF buying the dog.
fast forward to now, the relationship has changed, the dog i... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1419097581 | 1419098632 | t3_2pweya | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by trying to spare my gf feelings and she ends up breaking up with me.
Quick preview I have been going through a lot of hardship for the past 4-6months straight.... It was like shit storm on top of shit storm which eventually can take a toll on your happiness or your behavior in general ....
Well my gf... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419096531 | 1419125584 | t3_2pwd6n | t5_2to41 | 317 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my dentist if he wanted to get high
So after a semester-long hiatus from weed in order to focus on school and studying, I recently got back to my hometown and decided to hit up one of my old friends and ask if they wanted to smoke.
We never used our phones much - "Let's get high" was just eno... | 6 | 52.833333 | |
1419099240 | 1419154326 | t3_2pwhkx | t5_2to41 | 852 | gokovi27: TIFU by lighting my cat on fire
So this happened last night. First I should mention my cat, she is really independent once a stray. I just leave her food where ever she'll find it, drinks out of the toilet, shits in a litter box, I pet her occasionally and she's good to go. If I died of a heart attack she'd ... | 6 | 142 | |
1419098554 | 1419111105 | t3_2pwgi6 | t5_2to41 | 24 | OpSmash: TIFU by losing my vacation stuff.
So I had this huge vacation planned for the last couple months to go to Disney World in Orlando. I had bought tickets through a Tavel agency, and saved up some money and put everything in a folder where the wife couldn't find it. I kept this folder in my car and never really g... | 3 | 8 | |
1419098411 | 1419103281 | t3_2pwg9d | t5_2to41 | 9 | Ingens_Testibus: TIFU By Going to the Pharmacy
This happened about twenty minutes ago, so naturally the first thing I did was come home and post it to Reddit.
My ex-fiance and I were together for about 8 years before she broke it off. Eventually she married someone else, and they have two kids...a boy and a girl. Ou... | 3 | 3 | |
1419101589 | 1419104639 | t3_2pwlh3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | MartialBob: Tifu I cleaned an oven for the first time without taking all the proper precautions.
I really needed to clean my oven today so I used the oven cleaner spray I bought and tried to follow the directions properly. You are supposed preheat the oven to 200, turn it off, spray the interior and then let it sit for... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419101870 | 1419276070 | t3_2pwlxx | t5_2to41 | 84 | BadLuckGoodGuy: TIFU by overly trusting a cleaning person; getting robbed of thousand$ of my medical marijuana
New account... this happened yesterday.
I have multiple sclerosis and live in a pseudo pot friendly state. MMJ has been approved; but no legislation is set and no dispensaries etc.
I keep a very large stash o... | 6 | 14 | |
1419102087 | 1419103143 | t3_2pwmb4 | t5_2to41 | 174 | mallimou: TIFU by flipping off my math teacher
This actually happened yesterday, Friday afternoon. Here's a little bit of background .. I have always been the over-achieving student, quiet, sweet, polite, you get the gist. I am a senior in high school and I've had the same math teacher, Mrs. L, since junior year. Not m... | 5 | 34.8 | |
1419099469 | 1419530614 | t3_2pwhyk | t5_2to41 | 8 | poiuy002: TIFU by having phone sex with my ex. Probably NSFW
Throwaway because duh.
Had to rewrite this whole thing because page refreshed. Worth it because I need to tell someone.
Background: Me and Girl date for a few months. There are sexual differences. That makes me sound *so* much better than I really am. My ac... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1419101973 | 1419369940 | t3_2pwm3s | t5_2to41 | 11 | TheEpicTurtwig: TIFU by hitting myself with a 10lb brick.
This happened a few years ago, but I got reminded of it because I can still feel it.
So, I was at my Buddy's house, lets call him "Buddy". So buddy and I had just made slingshots out of clothes hangers and rubber bands, and used those spiny nuts on trees for am... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1419102969 | 1419205697 | t3_2pwnt0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Sampaysme4mysoul: TIFU by finally getting my friend to finish her story
Throw away account for obvious reasons. Blah blah blah. Didn't actually happen today but a week or two ago. Blah blah and GO.
So I've been working at a well known retailer for about 6 months now. I've been a super good employee and I've already st... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1419103626 | 1419112366 | t3_2pwoxw | t5_2to41 | 8 | anxietyguy1: TIFU by (possibly) dining & dashing
This actually happened a few days ago, on Tuesday actually.
I was talking to one of my friends about possibly going to get some drinks after she got off work. She agrees and we meet up, this is all normal, we hang out together fairly regularly. We meet up, and deci... | 4 | 2 | |
1419103799 | 1419217734 | t3_2pwp8q | t5_2to41 | 467 | lyxil: TIFU by making my mom pee herself
My mom boiled a lot of hot water, and I wanted some for tea. So I poured it into my mug and she tossed some loose tea leaves in for me.
After a few minutes, I tried to drink it but leaves kept getting in my mouth, so I looked everywhere for a strainer. Jackpot! I finally found... | 7 | 66.714286 | |
1419103152 | 1419117062 | t3_2pwo4n | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend
(apologies for possibly bad formatting, I'm doing this from my phone)
So, a little back story. This happened yesterday, and I have left to see my family for the holidays with something kinda embarrassing. We'll get to the embarrassing part in a moment.
What had happene... | 9 | 0.555556 | |
1419099822 | 1419139506 | t3_2pwijh | t5_2to41 | 257 | Nolethebest: TIFU by texting my boss
Yesterday at work my boss came back from a business meeting abroad and we worked together on urgent matters. After work I finally had a chance to spend the night with my girl, we don't live together and we both have been busy as hell for the last few days.
So today I texted her sayi... | 6 | 42.833333 | |
1419104651 | 1419217741 | t3_2pwqo4 | t5_2to41 | 411 | doubleflusher: TIFU by letting my dog hump his toy ball.
I have a two Boston Terriers and my male (Oscar) loves to play fetch with his rubber ball. The ball is a Hol-ee Roller X Extreme, which has really thick rubber rings with openings so you can put treats in the middle.
Anyways, Oscar was fetching his ball while m... | 11 | 37.363636 | |
1419106499 | 1419114990 | t3_2pwtrx | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU when I was alone with my best friend's boyfriend
A bit of a backstory: my best friend, let's call her H, had a surgery to align her spine because she had scoliosis. I decided to visit her one day at the hospital, and her boyfriend was there.(we shall call him S) It was my first time meeting S, so I was... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1419095814 | 1419138652 | t3_2pwc1w | t5_2to41 | 30 | CornCobMcGee: TIFU by sending both of my secret santa gifts to my reddit giftee.
I had signed up for both the reddit gift exchange and one i had at work, and absent mindedly put the gift that goes to my work one in the bag i had my reddit gifts in. Mailed it out on thursday like a boss, but now, an hour before im suppo... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1419097717 | 1419109780 | t3_2pwf5v | t5_2to41 | 10 | cassiopeia1280: TIFU by throwing away my MIL's Christmas gift.
The actual fuck-up happened about a week ago, but I didn't know it until today. We recently moved and I swear, I've never gotten so much junk mail as I do now, so when I saw some mail from Bass Pro Shop I just immediately tossed it in the trash.
Fast-forw... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419107300 | 1419306744 | t3_2pwv5q | t5_2to41 | 28 | bogedy: TIFU by cheering for my teammates at a track meet
this tifu is about me being stupid around some assholes
i'm a distance runner in high school. it's indoor track season right now. i love my team and the time i get to spend there. right now i'm injured, so at meets i come along to help out where i can.
so yest... | 7 | 4 | |
1419109316 | 1419361421 | t3_2pwyjx | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting wasted and having the flu
I'm a college student and since finals ended this week, my boyfriend and I decided to get drunk.
Now, normally when I drink I don't get hungover or vomit, but normally when I get drunk I don't get a stomach virus in the middle of the night. I hadn't been feeling ... | 8 | 6.625 | |
1419105187 | 1419653163 | t3_2pwrjf | t5_2to41 | 91 | ayywhatupdoe: TIFU by mistaking poop for flatulence
Long time lurker here, mainly due to laziness. This story warrants a throwaway, butt fuck it. The truth shall be known.
I'm 21 now, but I was in second grade at the time. I'd been wanting to shit for a while after lunch, but decided to hold it for a while longer unti... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1419110099 | 1419165420 | t3_2pwzuy | t5_2to41 | 3 | Do_You_Have_An_Appt: TIFU by...well, let's say that I had to walk home with a chubby.
This was several years ago and I've shared this before, but I thought it would be a good cakeday post.
My story begins with an epic dry spell of 23 months. At the time, I lived in the downtown section of the St. Johns neighborhood of... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1419112481 | 1419390658 | t3_2px3v7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by drinking out of my brothers waterbottle.
So it was like 6:30 in the morning and I was tired as shit. My parents were gone since yesterday,went to friends they havent seen ages they said. I walked down the steps, out of my room into the kitchen. I saw a bottle of water with clean and totally inviting ... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1419113247 | 1419131389 | t3_2px58i | t5_2to41 | 44 | tooncow: TIFU by grabbing an OAP's butt and being called a kinky devil.
Just to clarify: An OAP is an Old Age Pensioner.
This FU happened around 5 hours ago.
So, today I was just walking through the store, grabbing my weekly nachos and cola, when I find myself standing behind a beautiful woman with a luxurious butt.... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1419113313 | 1419127840 | t3_2px5cz | t5_2to41 | 23 | mac785: TIFU by trying to build a chair from hell
So my parents moved into a new home recently, and I have been helping with some of the moving. This morning, my dad calls me and asks me to build a chair for him. Easy. I show up and open up the box to see inside is an almost entirely built chair. Being an office chair,... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1419114501 | 1419335887 | t3_2px7ct | t5_2to41 | 9,654 | PokePedo: TIFU by battling Pokemon with a random kid in a department store.
I was Christmas shopping with my wife(I'm 32 years old) and she decided to go to Ross. For those of you who don't know, Ross is mostly a clothing store. She was going to buy some clothes, so I decided to wait for her outside the changing rooms ... | 15 | 643.6 | |
1419113716 | 1419130248 | t3_2px60i | t5_2to41 | 3 | shingeling: TIFU by saying 'Spoon!' cheerily
I was searching for a spoon for me to enjoy some yoghurt, however all of them were dirty. Then I remembered I had a clean one in my backpack, so as I took it out I said 'Spoon!' in a face best described like :D
Then I had a flashback to that girl in highschool who used to s... | 3 | 1 | |
1419115523 | 1419135320 | t3_2px8zx | t5_2to41 | 93 | CyanStatic: TIFU by turning my little friend into jerky
I know you all have a love/hate relationship with dick stories but I have one so I'm going to share it.
Last week I was away from home for a couple of days. Usually when I beat the metaphorical meat I use some lotion. Thinking I could last 4 days without shining... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1419115994 | 1419122457 | t3_2px9sw | t5_2to41 | 21 | itspdavis: tifu by walking into an exlusive wireless store
we walked into this t-mobile store to sign up for a deal for our family to switch over from verizon to them. part of the deal was to trade in our phones for one of theirs. we agreed to pay just over 600 for a total deposit on all five lines. before we were t... | 3 | 7 | |
1419116282 | 1419119883 | t3_2pxaa7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Talska: TIFU by finding a paedophile on Omegle
so today i was going on omegle, then i saw this guy.... the image explains it all http://logs.omegle.com/57dd8e6
woof-i-am-a-cat: Can we please get someone with mad paintskills to visualize the infamous molestar?
KastaBortAvUppenbar: [NSFW](http://i.imgur.com/keI3Mmj.png)... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1419117042 | 1419380861 | t3_2pxbj6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | AwkoTaco24: TIFU by taking the "secret" out of secret Santa
Well a couple of days ago was the time to send out your gift for the redditgifts secret Santa exchange. I had a little letter typed up for my giftee and wthout thinking I signed the bottom "from AwkoTaco24" and put it in the box. Today as I was driving around ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419119554 | 1419120999 | t3_2pxflv | t5_2to41 | 4 | frooties42: TIFU...well, my mom FU... by not looking before she pooped.
cementdranka: That's a lot of morning shit....
benfromthewest: haha I was just gona say this. How much would you have to eat to poop four times in one morning?
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419121349 | 1419171599 | t3_2pxiee | t5_2to41 | 1,205 | AgrajagTheFirst: TIFU when I instantly went foul bachelor and out grossed myself within 6 hours of my girlfriend leaving for Christmas.
Today my girlfriend left to visit her parents for the Christmas week. I soon realised that I had the whole house to myself so the trousers came off, I made some curry and I flopped out... | 6 | 200.833333 | |
1419122025 | 1419123778 | t3_2pxjg9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding a pimple on my penis
Happend a few days ago, here's what i wrote on a danish forum (translated to english):
Lying in bed watching the telly while I scratch my balls (bad habit). Can feel a bump on my dick, looking down and see the worlds most disgusting pimple! I try squeezing it, which felt... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419122491 | 1419129728 | t3_2pxk6u | t5_2to41 | 53 | Ermokay1204: NSFW TIFU by not locking the door
To understand how I put myself into the position to FU you need to understand the dynamic between my SO and I. We drive each other crazy in a good way. Neither of us has ever met someone we're so freaking attracted to. We don't even have to try, virtually everything we do ... | 3 | 17.666667 | |
1419122796 | 1419128278 | t3_2pxkp9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | avninja: TIFU by getting burned by a scammer
This happened a few days ago, and I have finally come to terms with it and accepted that it's over and there's nothing I can do about it.
My wife and I wanted to buy an iPad for one of our kids for Christmas. My older kid has one, and they fight over it constantly. The youn... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1419123584 | 1419125752 | t3_2pxlv0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | chesscoachthrowaway: TIFU by telling a bunch of kids to ask their parents if Santa is real.
I teach after school chess club at a few elementary schools. After a short ten or fifteen minute lecture the class splits up and plays chess against each other. I usually play some of the better students, or the more disruptiv... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1419124362 | 1419139421 | t3_2pxmys | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by Saving a drowning infant
So a few months ago in August, I was taking a stroll through the local park. It was very peaceful until, out of the blue I heard a baby SCREAMING at the top of its lungs. Curious, I ran over to where I heard the baby screaming. As I approached the river, (the park trail ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419124896 | 1419182171 | t3_2pxnt4 | t5_2to41 | 1,460 | jlopez24: TIFU by accidentally sending a random kid a bunch of marijuana related items and getting him grounded.
This happened last year, and it's the reason I'm banned from Reddit's secret santa to this day :(
So last year, during Reddit's secret santa, I enrolled in it for the second time. During the same time I was... | 12 | 121.666667 | |
1419127291 | 1419130711 | t3_2pxra7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | chain_drive: TIFU by pretending like I was going to "forcefully open the elevator" at a black keys concert.
Ok. So I'm at a black keys concert. The elevator to the "lounge" Was the slowest goddamn elevator I've ever seen. After waiting a solid 5 minutes (this place is 4 stories tall) for the elevator, I "pretend" to op... | 4 | 3 | |
1419127575 | 1419131172 | t3_2pxrp4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | HippietooMuch: TIFU by fucking the girl of my dream
So I went to a small college. Met this girl my first week there, southern beauty, curley straw blonde hair, big brown eyes, cute little accent, everything you would want. I tried asking her out, but I was a little bit big then and she wasnt into that. Flash forward th... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1419130144 | 1419183451 | t3_2pxvei | t5_2to41 | 35 | Crazedmonkey05: TIFU by letting my cat sleep next to my pillow, then trying to move him.
So my cat Charlie normally sleeps next to my pillow so I can pet his stomach. About 20min ago he jumped on the bed and laid down next to me. His butt was in my face so I pushed him away. Well he got up and turned around, and went t... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1419130950 | 1419180592 | t3_2pxwkv | t5_2to41 | 322 | SarahSparrow16: TIFU by winning the lottery
Today I royally fucked up. My fiancé and I were scratching lottery tickets we got from my dad. We had 28 cards and had already won a couple hundred dollars. We were feeling good. On one particular card, our "winning numbers" were 2 and 6. We scratched it off, and we got a 2. ... | 6 | 53.666667 | |
1419129895 | 1419149541 | t3_2pxv16 | t5_2to41 | 14 | g4vr0che: TIFU by Trying to Be Less Shy
So, a few weeks ago I scored my first girlfriend. We had a first date, I got my first kiss, etc. Everything is going great, and I'm basically the happiest I've been in a while.
Fast forward to a couple of night ago. I'm sitting in my room, up really late because insomnia, chatt... | 11 | 1.272727 | |
1419130471 | 1419198286 | t3_2pxvvh | t5_2to41 | 8 | Mystikins: TIFU by leaving my cat in my room
So I got home from uni yesterday for Christmas break. My mum tells be that one of our two cats has been staying in my room and sleeping on the box of Christmas decoration boxes. She shows me when we got home and if I decide she can stay in here then to keep the door open, fi... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1419134204 | 1419135137 | t3_2py1be | t5_2to41 | 4 | somenaziguy: TIFU by putting a nazi symbol on my girlfriend.
pianocolinguitar: I mean. If she was dumb enough to get a symbol of any kind tattooed on her.. especially that large.. its not your fault.
somenaziguy: it's gotta be atleast partially my fault right? I should have warned her about it when I sent the png to ... | 4 | 1 | |
1419134485 | 1419653992 | t3_2py1oi | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing to submit my other TIFU in a normal format.
Is it still in a weird format? I cant tell? (I apologize for any other people who read the other story in weird format)
Queenkittyy: it was really embarrassing *face palm* lets just forget it ever happened
Kraligor: So.. what you're trying to say is... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419134189 | 1419266612 | t3_2py1ag | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high and making out with my depressed bestfriend I have a weird past with. NSFW
Well my bestfriend lets call her "J" and I are pretty close. I had a huge crush on her for a couple years and the summer of 2013 we made out alot and stuff. Nothing too crazy but, with us being so close I basicall... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1419010401 | 1419172279 | t3_2psywr | t5_2to41 | 6 | Kuandt: Tifu by vomiting on the stairs
I have the stomach flu. I was in my bed and I'm like oh crap I need to puke so I go running up the stairs but don't make it and puke a gallon of vomit out of my system. A nice waterfall fell down the stairway. OK fine so I clean it all up without waking anyone else up.. we keep a... | 3 | 2 | |
1419132127 | 1419156684 | t3_2pxyd7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | nexus4345: TIFU by infecting a Panera
So I got this wicked cold yesterday with the usual symptoms: coughing, running nose, a sleepless night... I couldn't even get out of my bed in the morning. I finally checked to see if I had a fever due to the chills I was getting, and I ended up having a lower than average body tem... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1419083232 | 1419201024 | t3_2pvut1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to move on but breaking no contact(twice in one night) as well as a window.
Soooooo.....My ex and I broke up about three weeks ago, and for the first week we were kinda just...IDK not dating but might as well have been? Then he told me he wanted to get back with his ex from high-school. Ok, so... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1419134475 | 1419188361 | t3_2py1nz | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a picture of my ass to a coworker
This just happend and I still haven't gotten a response back yet.
My wife and I have been away from each other for a few months now and usually I'm not one for taking nude photos but the loneliness has us both unbelievably horny. Whilst taking the photos for... | 7 | 8 | |
1419137515 | 1419140110 | t3_2py5tl | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By Getting Fired
No idea what I did. No idea why they fired me. Just a letter in the mail saying they will no longer need my services.
I guess I can't do what I love anymore. I guess I'll be out of a home soon, which means I've got nothing left.
Merry Christmas.
trainz64: Wow, I can't believe it's a... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1419137677 | 1419199564 | t3_2py61n | t5_2to41 | 16 | Renter_: TIFU by writing my name on the floor.
This actually happened way way back, but I only remembered it today.
In 4th grade I was the biggest goodie goodie to be ever defined as. Good grades, A's and B's, and advanced test scores in the STAR tests. Year was going all good. Our classrooms were outside, trailers. O... | 4 | 4 | |
1419138636 | 1419242900 | t3_2py7cz | t5_2to41 | 73 | deadpossumhoarder: TIFU by traumatizing my sister's child
This did not happen today, it actually happened a few years ago.
When my sister had her first daughter, her daughter and I spent so much time together that she considered me her second mother. We can talk about anything, and I often end up talking to her about m... | 9 | 8.111111 | |
1419139991 | 1419196921 | t3_2py95u | t5_2to41 | 28 | mpo1986: TIFU By Putting on my pants after they had been drying on my oven for a half hr ...
I dont have access to a washing machine or dryer and to be honest im not a clothes whore. So the 2 pairs of jeans and a couple shirts get me through the week and keeps laundry simple. Well after boiling my jeans in a big cast i... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1419140543 | 1419242284 | t3_2py9v2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking out my crush the wrong way
Well this happened a couple weeks ago but I have to say this because something else that happened had brought me back to this which I'll also explain.
I was walking, don't know where the fuck. Feeling pretty confident at the time despite me not looking handsome or s... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419141153 | 1419169556 | t3_2pyam9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being white
Kite23: I dont get wtf this has to do with being white.
loliwarmech: There's supposedly a stereotype that goes white people cannot handle spicy food.
g4vr0che: Am white; can confirm. Spicy equals death.
Then again, so do peanuts. I have pretty bland taste.
JuggernautV2: I'm white and i ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1419134044 | 1419142732 | t3_2py12v | t5_2to41 | 13 | giftthrowaway0: TIFU by trying to give a gift anonymously
Throwaway because I don't want my real life friends who know my reddit account to figure me out.
So on special occasions, I like to give little (pleasant) surprises anonymously. This includes putting little Easter chocolate eggs on their desks or lockers, tric... | 4 | 3.25 |
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