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1419142956 | 1419226296 | t3_2pycui | t5_2to41 | 19 | nothingofyourconcern: TIFU by trying to get a date with a really hot girl.
Ok. So...this did happen earlier today. And I just got back home and I think I finally have something to contribute to this sub.
Here goes...
Backstory:
(trust me this will make sense)
I live about 20 miles or so away from the nearest city b... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1419142919 | 1419155007 | t3_2pycsw | t5_2to41 | 3 | bridoogle: TIFU by buying a hookah pen
this one will make you scratch your head!
so some back story: my girlfriend is a Christian girl and she's younger than me so she's pretty immature.
today I bought a hookah pen because they're fun and I like blowing O's. I texted her "I just bought a hookah pen😂." she replies, ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419143015 | 1419228892 | t3_2pycwz | t5_2to41 | 4 | Flonkyz: TIFU by opening the front door at 4AM with no pants on
TIFU by finally getting pissed off at the cat knocking on the door. He bangs the metal screen door against the front door until I finally get up and let him in. He was relentless. I was sleepy and tired and realized a second too late I was just out far eno... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419143787 | 1419146618 | t3_2pydtn | t5_2to41 | 17 | mikeywaysbae: TIFU by using my girlfriend's shampoo
So i'm home alone in my apartment. Girlfriend is at work and i've got the day off classes. I decide that I should take a nice hot shower, maybe break out that new face mask I got from Lush. All is well in the world and i'm filming my imaginary music video in the showe... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1419144898 | 1419335394 | t3_2pyf2s | t5_2to41 | 4 | ahmedalyusuf: TIFU by not charging my electronics and losing a $200/mo job
Long story short, was leaving for the camp and the wife didn't charge my pager. No job interview for me. FML
ziazon: $200.00 a month? Dude. Most people make that in a day...
TxBeast956: Yeah way to rub it in bro , not everyone lives in the u.s o... | 4 | 1 | |
1419145103 | 1419219423 | t3_2pyf9z | t5_2to41 | 2 | ImTooLazyy: TIFU by going inside my school's restroom when it was filled with smoke.
First post. Little background knowledge: I go to a school that is considered “ghetto.” I’m the type of person who would never get into trouble, high grades, and friendly.
This happened a few weeks ago. 2nd period was about to end and... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1419144774 | 1419149288 | t3_2pyey1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU I ate some of my dogs, dog food.
TIFU. I always feed my dog the same dog food like everyone else i guess. She (my dog) always eats the same food and sometimes I wonder if it tastes good. So yeah I thought about this before. But anyway back to my topic, well I grabbed a hand full and tasted a few pieces... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419141107 | 1419151992 | t3_2pyajx | t5_2to41 | 35 | NinnyBoggy: TIFU by suggesting the salmon.
Happened literally an hour ago.
So, to set the scene, I work in a very nice sushi restaurant. 4 1/2 stars, five by most standards. My position in this restaurant, at least tonight, is Foodrunner, which quite literally means that I run the food to the guests. We close at 11:3... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1419147729 | 1419149391 | t3_2pyhz2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | ProjectThoth: TIFU by forgetting how to make French toast.
Spoiler: The house is still intact, and I have ~~most~~ all of my fingers.
So earlier this evening, I got the bright idea to make myself some French toast - this being one of two things that I can actually make (the other being poached eggs) without much risk... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1419149219 | 1419150193 | t3_2pyjgq | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by driving all the way back to my work's office (90-mile trip) before realizing I was supposed to pick someone up.
So I work for a small local sedan service that specializes in private transportation between my city and a major airport about 90 miles away. I showed up at work and picked up the folder co... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1419147896 | 1419154793 | t3_2pyi5x | t5_2to41 | 11 | elochai98: TIFU by taking my brother to his friends house
I am 16, my brother is 18. He was too lazy to get his license, so I am often taking him places. He wanted to go hang out with a friend. My grandma said she would take him, But she has arthritis and driving often hurts, so I offered to take him instead. He's ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1419149751 | 1419151364 | t3_2pyjzm | t5_2to41 | 16 | PantsTheRobot: TIFU by singing Nirvana's "Rape Me" to my now ex-girlfriend
First of all, a little context:
My then girlfriend and I had been dating for about 1 month and a half, but about 2 weeks ago, i decided to take some guitar classes because i wanted to make some covers of songs of bands i like and videogame musi... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1419150583 | 1419166465 | t3_2pykqn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by pointing out my crush's insecurity
So today I fucked up...
I've been talking to this girl that I've liked for a long time but because of distance we dont see each other as much as I'd like. Well today I saw her for the first time in a week and noticed that where there is usually a massive tooth gap ... | 3 | 2 | |
1419147875 | 1419153622 | t3_2pyi4q | t5_2to41 | 3 | Aclockworkmaroon: TIFU by not asking for a girl's number.
I don't think I've ever been more pissed at myself. So it's 2 a.m. and I just got home from work. I left something in my car so I go back out to get it. Through a series of unfortunate events my car alarm goes off (my key fob is fucked up). I get it to stop and ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419150791 | 1419185673 | t3_2pyky3 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by freezing my grinder.
So my buddy just told me about the ol' smoker's trick of freezing your grinder for a short amount of time, and then hitting it against a hard surface to collect a ton of that sparkly goodness. Naturally, I was absolutely floored at the brilliance of this nifty trick and had to tr... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1419152399 | 1419155764 | t3_2pymc9 | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on cam on omegle
omegle! who the eff even uses that anymore! but it was finals week and i was stressed and i was lonely and i needed release. after a couple of duds, i finally gave up and settled on the next guy that i matched with. he said he was in his mid thirties. i noticed a movie poster ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1419152265 | 1419158812 | t3_2pym82 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to surprise my parents for Christmas.
I have been leading my parents on, making them believe I was sad and I might not make it home for Christmas. I spoke with my dad a few times and I guess I sounded kinda down about it all. I then proceeded to walk to my office without my phone to pick up su... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1419148360 | 1419181997 | t3_2pyimc | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by submitting copypasta to /r/circkejerk
I posted that hilarious snapchat ex boyfriend rant wall of text to some random comment in a random circlejerk thread. My wife saw my sent items on reddit opened and started to yell at me "WHO IS MCKENNA" and thought I wrote that to someone and now won't talk to... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419154595 | 1419159883 | t3_2pyoa2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by being kind to a blatant racist.
Wassup Reddit, long time lurker here, and yes this happened today, only a few hours ago.
So I am a Lifeguard at a council pool, my acting boss is half maori, and my co-worker is half filo (Yes I live in Australia.) And I am what the tumblr people would call a "Privile... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419154994 | 1419155089 | t3_2pyokp | t5_2to41 | 2 | GnarlyBellyButton69: TIFU by accidentally responding to the wrong person saying "Shhh!"
So my bro was watching Archer, the S1E8, and at the beginning the guy says "Shhh!" and since I'm on reddit and don't see his screen and I didn't suspect it could be anyone else other than m bro, I say "I didn't say anything" and my ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419153364 | 1419165420 | t3_2pyn6d | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being able to save an intruding cat from our two dogs
*Background:*
We have two dogs and a half-wild cat (she's an outdoors cat that is free to roam the rooftops and stays with us for shelter and food and having human slaves to see to its needs).
The dogs are about average size, not any fancy ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1419155856 | 1419156480 | t3_2pyp8y | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU: By not thinking about race relations in the office
Happened a few years ago while I was working in a big bank in South Africa.
So I was working in my office when one of the consultants asked me to help her with a problem. Apparently a customer did not want to be helped by a black person. My (being new... | 3 | 2 | |
1419156819 | 1419158677 | t3_2pyq19 | t5_2to41 | 2 | azazqadir: TIFU By accidentally reminding teacher about assignment. No one prepared the assignment and because of me we all got 0.
Note: It was unintentional. I am not a Jerk, tho everyone was calling me that today.
We are Master students and we are all working somewhere - 9 hours job. It was a small assignment that w... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419160658 | 1419165158 | t3_2pyst3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | forever_alone8493: TIFU not asking for her number
So, technically yesterday (but it was a many hours ago so...), I (24 m) took a plane from LAX to Portland. For the first time in my history of flying I sat next to a rather attractive (20-something) woman. We talked a bit and seemed to hit it off. It was a late flight ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419160900 | 1419202831 | t3_2pyszc | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my buddy's hand torn off
Sorry this is a bit long:
I was in Las Vegas with a couple friends, let's call them Ben and David. Our weekend trip was mostly uneventful, though not to my distaste. We were brought to the city of lights by a training course that was ultimately rescheduled, although ... | 7 | 6 | |
1419162976 | 1419225496 | t3_2pyuhw | t5_2to41 | 256 | KoreyFX: [nsfw] TIFU by attempting to pop a zit on my balls
This is my first reddit post so I ask you all out there to not tear into me too hard please.
Here's the back story. A couple weeks ago I noticed a small bump on my scrotum. I looked at it but decided that the bump was nothing of major concern. After carrying o... | 8 | 32 | |
1419162885 | 1419166981 | t3_2pyufe | t5_2to41 | 14 | Esme_K: TIFU by not locking my car
So TIFU by not locking my partners car.
My car is currently off the road as I'm putting in a new engine and gearbox, so I have been using her car to get to work. Now, her car is newer than mine and has the locky switch on the side of the key and is easily bumped. After finishing my 1... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1419166510 | 1419169645 | t3_2pyxf2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | stepsize: TIFU - I thought it would be cool to wear this T-Shirt for my first date!
Yesterday I met a girl. I knew her from facebook and we messaged everyday and yesterday was the day where I asked her if she want to have a coffee with me and she accepted the offer! Then we met us in a little coffee and for the first m... | 4 | 1 | |
1419169648 | 1419191840 | t3_2pz08d | t5_2to41 | 230 | Luxatives: [NSFW] TIFU by wearing my ex-gfs thong
This happened about a year ago, but it's time my cross dressing capabilities came out.
So me and the girlfriend are fooling around in the bedroom, sex occurs and off come all the clothes. Time goes by and we both arrive. So we're both naked in bed, fooling around and ... | 5 | 46 | |
1419170971 | 1419214941 | t3_2pz1l2 | t5_2to41 | 2,702 | [deleted]: TIFU Mum found out I was perving on hot neighbour from my room.
Im an 18 y/o Male living with my parents. I am a really happy down to earth guy who just happens to have the best room any man could ask for. My room parallels the toilet of my neighbours house. You might think, how on earth is that great, well;... | 19 | 142.210526 | |
1419172180 | 1419362875 | t3_2pz2w4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling an asian woman she should've been in bed. At 5am.
Last night I went out to Rotterdam with a couple of friends, and we went to some club. It was fun and all, but on the way back I fucked up.
We were walking back to the car after having a midnight snack, and two women end up walking in front o... | 6 | 1 | |
1419172583 | 1419197068 | t3_2pz3cr | t5_2to41 | 38 | michaelfri: TIFU By showing up to the army base with a Hitler mustache
This story took place a while back during my service in the Israeli army. I was working back then as a truck driver, yet as every soldier I was obligated to wear my uniform and ranks as well as being shaved and with haircut according to the orders.
... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1419172080 | 1419259864 | t3_2pz2si | t5_2to41 | 642 | -harlequin: TIFU NSFW In the Know
*this one happened a few years ago*
When people meet the first thing the ask themselves is how she ended up with me... seriously, I hit the jackpot with her. The best thing about her though is that at first glance she is very prim and proper, the kind of girl that you would happily in... | 7 | 91.714286 | |
1419168754 | 1419202908 | t3_2pyzeo | t5_2to41 | 16 | dragon_fart_balls: TIFU by liking Taco Bell too much
TIFU (not really this was a while ago but I didn't want to post it immediately because of obvious reasons)
So basically this happened around a month ago. It was a sunny day and I decided to fulfill my fast food craving with Taco Bell. I have a pretty good set of in... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1419176034 | 1419246408 | t3_2pz7l6 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Combini_chicken: TIFU by cycling into a rice field
So this didn't happen today but last night (I was in no state to type when I got back). I went to a christmas party with a few friends. I had a blast. Lots of people, and a nice venue. I live in Japan, and here all you can drink is pretty common. So naturally, I order ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1419176842 | 1419208488 | t3_2pz8nv | t5_2to41 | 50 | _bb_luv_me_: TIFU for keeping my cumsock under bedsheet.
I am from a conservative muslim family. It is getting really cold in our country so this evening dad came in my room with more heavy bedding to put on my bed.
I told him to leave them on table and I will spread them on bed before sleeping. Dad insisted that I am... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1419177501 | 1419272590 | t3_2pz9j9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Efraim_Longstocking: Tifu by going to an Albanian spa
This happened earlier this year on a vacation I was on together with my girlfriend and four of our friends (2 girls and 2 boys) in Albania.
The vacation started with two days in Tirana, which included partying, shopping, sightseeing and a visit to a local spa.
None... | 4 | 1 | |
1419179362 | 1419281493 | t3_2pzc6n | t5_2to41 | 1,443 | Bruce_Lee_Reborn: TIFU by introducing my mother to Reddit.
Literally 5 minutes ago I figured my mother would like to explore the infinitely glorious world of Reddit. As she started to scroll down I could see numerous NSFW posts, and a tension started to grow in the car. I completely forgot how much sexual content I had... | 12 | 120.25 | |
1419177880 | 1419180203 | t3_2pza2w | t5_2to41 | 2 | KuhMuhNist: TIFU by forgetting to write one E-Mail...
I'm currently applying for jobs ans I got one really good offer. I already had a talk with one of The applicants manager ans he invited me to the second of three possible meetings. So I got an E-Mail from him on the eighth of December that the second Meeting would n... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419179456 | 1419209631 | t3_2pzcbq | t5_2to41 | 3,427 | chaosvernon122: TIFU By Not Telling My Wife Goodnight
ThePhantomButler: I've been through a similar tragedy my friend. YOU did NOT fuck up. This is NOT your fault and saying goodnight wouldn't have made a difference. You would have found something else to feel bad about. That's what we do. We remember the worst times ... | 9 | 380.777778 | |
1419180536 | 1419222091 | t3_2pzdx2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | MrPaleontologist: TIFU by accidentally insulting a nice waiter
This happened a number of years ago now.
So my friends and I were celebrating the end of school for the year by going to see a movie - I think it was Transformers 3, but I could be wrong. Either way, we had a good few hours before the movie started, so we... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1419177804 | 1419183250 | t3_2pz9ze | t5_2to41 | 7 | Coca-Cola-Kitten: TIFU by not putting my sex toys in my car.
This story starts on Monday when I had to do various house hold chores because there was an inspection later in the week. The reason I was doing these chores on Monday and not last minute was because I would be travelling in the morning for holidays until aft... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1419184564 | 1419193530 | t3_2pzkbm | t5_2to41 | 11 | Ookami82: TIFU When my mom asked me to pick out a gift for myself [NSFW]
So TIFU my mom brought me to the mall and asked if I wanted anything as a gift. I pick out a manga and hand it to her. The cover was NSFW so i handed it to her upside down and she didn't check it. Well this is the cover http://media.animevice.com... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1419182678 | 1419231355 | t3_2pzh9t | t5_2to41 | 39 | Illinois_Jones: TIFU by getting hammered the night before my son's wrestling meet
My friends, my wife, and I had our Christmas party last night. I drank wine, liquor, and beer until 5am and did not drink any water. Fast forward to Sunday morning, and I have to get my son to the meet at 11 with a pretty gnarly hangover.... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1419186809 | 1419212682 | t3_2pzo36 | t5_2to41 | 1,427 | misondurstud: TIFU by going to the movies alone
So I'm a longtime lurker, and this is my first post, and like most TIFUs this didn't happen today but a few months ago.
Anyway, I had heard from a variety of people that going to watch movies by yourself wasn't an entirely bad experience. Now I'm the kind of guy who's e... | 11 | 129.727273 | |
1419186757 | 1419221114 | t3_2pzo05 | t5_2to41 | 41 | dj_indulge: TIFU By calling a mixed kid a halfling.
Let me say, I am in no way, shape or form racist, but I am however, EXTREMELY nerdy. So I have a new friend that has a mixed child. There's no problem with that, at all. We're talking and everything, about family, kids and the sort, when she shows me a picture of her ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1419188439 | 1419203605 | t3_2pzqrg | t5_2to41 | 155 | bronyarse: TIFU by discussing my SO Penis and accidentally turning my mom on.
Back ground: Came off hormonal contraception after 5 years, about three months the back in preparation for trying for a baby next year.
I've developed some interesting allergies to random things over the past few months since my hormones ... | 8 | 19.375 | |
1419188631 | 1419199973 | t3_2pzr30 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Correl_Nocte: TIFU By being nice to people
Ok, so let me start this out with two things. 1.) This is my first post here on reddit, and 2.) I am a freshman in High School, with three of my classes related to music (This will come into play later).
Moving on from that, I would like to say this all started about four mon... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419190022 | 1419203641 | t3_2pztjy | t5_2to41 | 169 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making a lame death joke the day after my boss had killed someone.
So this happened about 4 or so years ago. My boss at the time had missed some work, and we weren't sure why but we assumed she was just sick. We actually found out the truth before she had a chance to tell us, because her... | 5 | 33.8 | |
1419190248 | 1419304638 | t3_2pztzn | t5_2to41 | 16 | bombastard3: TIFU any chance of having friends at college
TIFU. I drove to Lake Tahoe with a bunch of new college friends I just made this semester. For weeks, as we got to know each other, I told them about how I was a nationally ranked skiing champion, and about how my father took me and my sister skiing twice a day,... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1419189003 | 1419196368 | t3_2pzrss | t5_2to41 | 7 | MyUserAccountName: TIFU my whole life by going to college.
Well, this was actually 7 years ago, but all it's brought me is loan payments and regret. I smoke a lot of weed now, too, but I actually enjoy that part. It's just stupid because 7 years ago, all I cared about was cars, video games and my music (I play 4 inst... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1419190963 | 1419193535 | t3_2pzv7c | t5_2to41 | 14 | imsrslyyouguys: TIFU by telling a lady that I can't give her miney because "I'm poor"
I should probably start by telling you that I'm kinda socially awkward at times and I often say very stupid things to people and then I'm wondering what the fuck I was thinking.
Well anyway, today I was walking by a hospital and ther... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1419192403 | 1419197410 | t3_2pzxp0 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the computer on after I was done
So I was using the family computer last night for fun times and as it hasn't been mine for a year now since I gave it to them I usually plug in my own ssd and keep my account separate as possible. Well last night I was pretty tired and caught in the afterglow ... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1419212893 | 1419296473 | t3_2pzyhe | t5_2to41 | 13 | Verringer: Don't hold me to it but I believe he's making reference to Lennie, the main character who has a kind of autism, he's very affectionate.
At one point in the book he kills a person, not meaning to do so.
Don't kill me if I'm wrong pls
CalDY23: I have read the book but it was a few years back, I thought he ki... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1419193539 | 1419296420 | t3_2pzzom | t5_2to41 | 10 | WayneQuasar: TIFU by making quesadillas before sex
My girlfriend and I were hungry, so I made us some quesadillas. Cut up some onions, jalapeños, cilantro...da woiks! Delicious.
About 30 minutes later, we laid down for a nap and sexy time was initiated.
Everything was fine until she asked me, post-coital, with a co... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1419184696 | 1419820749 | t3_2pzkja | t5_2to41 | 8 | bringmethebatman: TIFU by reaching into a stranger's pocket TWICE
Okay, this actually happened about 5 years ago when I was a 15 year old awkward junior in high school. Every time I read a TIFU post I think about it so I guess I'll just share.
So I'm at my school's homecoming dance and my friends want me to take a cou... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1419193714 | 1419225877 | t3_2q000m | t5_2to41 | 9 | jjr51802: TIFU by enjoying taco bell
I went to this BBQ restaurant today and there were a bunch of sauces on a rack. One of them was called "Wilbur's Revenge" (Wilbur the pig was their mascot) with a red tip on the bottle. The menu said it was the spiciest sauce they had. "I eat taco bell mild sauce, I can handle this!... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1419194711 | 1419229739 | t3_2q01rc | t5_2to41 | 734 | Bubbledotjpg: TIFU by jizzing in my sisters hair
Thankfully it wasn't actually today because at my age it would be much worse.
So when I was younger I would often masturbate in the shower like a normal teen boy and I would kind of just let it go on the floor of the shower and not think anything of it.
One certain da... | 9 | 81.555556 | |
1419193121 | 1419653126 | t3_2pzyy8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting mad at my boyfriend for hanging out with his friends.
It's not the first time that I've done this, but believe me some times it's been justified. We've been dating for about 8 months and we've had about 3 or 4 pretty bad arguments that have ended in the usual "maybe we should break up". We ne... | 4 | 1 | |
1419196924 | 1419216034 | t3_2q05oa | t5_2to41 | 29 | nanidu: TIFU by Teabagging a kid at boyscouts
PfftWhatAloser: THANK GOD. YES.
Man, I was scared for a second there. I thought this was going to end with the kid biting your nuts. This could have ended up so much worse. Man, I am relieved.
Ziiner: I feel like if a woman is being raped, the best thing to do is go with... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1419197006 | 1419301813 | t3_2q05to | t5_2to41 | 21 | MagicalCMonster: TIFU by eating a bowl of worm infested cereal.
So I used to really like oatmeal crunch cereal, the granola-type stuff that sometimes has nuts in it. There was a box of it sitting on top of the fridge, it was my Dad's, and he was pretty protective of its delicious contents. One day, I realized it had be... | 7 | 3 | |
1419196594 | 1419199210 | t3_2q054c | t5_2to41 | 5 | QuirkedAnarchist: TIFU by Getting caught with weed in school
Alright so this was a couple of years ago now, back when i was in high school in the south of the UK.
I'd gotten into weed about a year before after being totally against it and then realizing how ignorant of the truth I was. I ended up smoking it pretty much... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419197354 | 1419198933 | t3_2q06fw | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheClamBurglar247: TIFU- by having a brain fart and coming off racist
Alright then, this happened a few weeks ago, much like other posts I see on here. I am also typing this on mobile so I'm sorry for any grammar errors in advance. Just so you all know, I am currently 33 weeks pregnant and the "baby brain" is a very re... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1419187828 | 1419202856 | t3_2pzpt1 | t5_2to41 | -3 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my class some vaginas
Repost because original got deleted.
I am a college student, and this incident occurred in my physics lecture. I'm the quiet kid who resides in the corner in the front. I just kind of show up. I never talk to anyone, but the other students know I do very well on tests. ... | 4 | -0.75 | |
1419196742 | 1419214044 | t3_2q05dv | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my girlfriend a popsicle she didn't want
12:30 pm. Winter day in Las Vegas. Very Cold. I hear the tune of the ice cream mans truck from inside my house that I havent heard since childhood. I instantly ran to the truck.
I honestly had no desire for ice cream but felt I NEEDED to buy something.... | 7 | 3 | |
1419197917 | 1419212778 | t3_2q07gm | t5_2to41 | 24 | SubPolarr: TIFU by peeing in a kid's shoe
So, this happened to me about 2 years ago. I'm currently a junior in highschool, and at the time I was a freshman.
My friends and I all had the same PE class, and due to the fact we are at a very small school, it was just the 5 of us and two other guys. One of them was a super... | 3 | 8 | |
1419198568 | 1419200899 | t3_2q08mz | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the hospital in a small town with an embarrassing problem.
I got to the hospital and walked through the doors and wouldn't have guessed it, but my cousin was the only one at the front desk for admissions. After going through the basics, she asked why I was visiting the hospital and I had to ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1419201811 | 1419279124 | t3_2q0ebw | t5_2to41 | 15 | shivityshivshiv: TIFU by having sex with my gf
This happened 2 days ago but anyways it was a simple fuck up. No need for a long explanation but here it goes,
So Finals ended so me and my gf wanted to hang out (she specifically wanted to watch me play Dark Souls, for some reason she loves to watch me play games) so she... | 5 | 3 | |
1419200410 | 1419367696 | t3_2q0by0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | I_like_bacons: TIFU by getting back into the dating world.
This past year has been really rough for me. In 2012, my wife was diagnosed with stage IV colon cancer while she was pregnant with our 3rd child. She was only 29 at the time of diagnosis. My son was born premature, but perfectly healthy. My wife, on the oth... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1419202920 | 1419206540 | t3_2q0g8q | t5_2to41 | 13 | CreepyMinerLance: TIFU by unknowingly calling a sex line
When I was in Grade 6, the class next door was doing a project on inventions that everybody had to come up with and present it on a poster. A few weeks later I noticed that the posters were hung up on the wall outside. I saw a poster in front of me with a fake ph... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1419203197 | 1419279315 | t3_2q0gq3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | ing666: TIFU by trying to piggyback my gf
Went jogging with my gf.
She was exhausted so i had this idea of giving her a piggyback to a bus stop nearby to rest. She got on my back. A minute passed of laughter and fun when suddenly i lost focus and misstepped on a fairly large rock.
We fell and she had scratches on he... | 5 | 3 | |
1419194457 | 1419205579 | t3_2q01d1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing in my eye
I will start this by saying I'm a woman and I'm posting this today because the rules say defecation (just grouping it there) posts have to be weekend posts.
this actually took place on tuesday. my period was late and i wanted to find out whether or not i had someone growing in my u... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1419203308 | 1419213138 | t3_2q0gy4 | t5_2to41 | 21 | CrumpetsNTea66: TIFU by pooping and fapping.... NSFW
Dear reddit, today, I fucked up. I came home from work and I was horny, but I also had to take a massive deuce. I decided to have a wank on the toilet, two birds with one stone right? I pulled down my pants, plopped onto the toilet, and started to release the kraken ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1419205498 | 1419277855 | t3_2q0kw0 | t5_2to41 | 1,474 | failedboner14: TIFU by photographing my dick
This morning I awoke from an intense sex dream to find myself blessed with one of the hardest erections Ive ever experienced. One third pent up sex drive, one third low blood pressure morning wood, one third piss boner. It was harder that when I was a teen. This was the alph... | 15 | 98.266667 | |
1419206887 | 1419210907 | t3_2q0nbn | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: tifu by waiting to take a shit before finishing an argument with my girl
Last night we got into it big time, I'm talking divorce, custody issues even her calling the cops....for assaulting me?!?!?!?!? so I'm a work today and the toilet there looks like something straight out of trainspotting, where you don... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1419208846 | 1419276975 | t3_2q0qrh | t5_2to41 | 188 | Huntdawggie: TIFU by using Facebook Stickers
This happened about 45 minutes ago.
I have been going to physical therapy for a few months now due to some shoulder problems and lucked out with a very attractive physical therapist. After a few sessions I developed a little high school crush on her and attempted to shamele... | 4 | 47 | |
1419098224 | 1419228072 | t3_2pwfyy | t5_2to41 | 10 | iAmDrakesEyebrows: TIFU at my son's doctor appointment
TIFU by taking my son to the doctor because he was suffering from neck cramps, when the doctor was talking with us, Doctor Ramirez was lookin at how my son had to tilt his neck to be comfortable. Me not thinking I told the doc that he must be suffering from TNS. TH... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419211464 | 1419215153 | t3_2q0v62 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by going onto my mom's Amazon account.
As you may know Christmas is around the corner. My mom ordered most of my gifts online. So, I decided to spoil myself and purchase something for myself on my mother's Amazon account since she has Prime. So I go on my family PC and noticed items in her recommendatio... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1419211819 | 1419241287 | t3_2q0vrb | t5_2to41 | 13 | Shirinator: TIFU by forgetting to buy toilet paper
So I forgot to buy toilet paper... It's 1.30AM, I just had some explosive diarrhea, used up last of my supplies and something tells me it will be a shitty night. And suggestions?
GordonGuano: I'm willing to bet about 75% of new Costco memberships have their origin in ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1419211676 | 1419241417 | t3_2q0vis | t5_2to41 | 48 | Very_Boring_Guy: TIFU by making my boss listen to porn.
I'll make this quick.
Watched porn on phone before bed.
Woke up feeling fantastic.
My boss walks to my house and carpools with me this week.
I started my car.
My phone connects to the Bluetooth in my car to begin playing Spotify music.
Safari decides to cont... | 3 | 16 | |
1419213305 | 1419387914 | t3_2q0yad | t5_2to41 | 5,330 | Throwawaypiercing1: TIFU by piercing someones asshole.
Alright a bit of background. Ive been a piercer at my local tattoo parlor for several years, and I have seen people do the simplest things like eyebrow piercings, cartilage piercings, etc. Ive also seen people do the most bizarre things like dick/clit/ball piercing... | 15 | 355.333333 | |
1419213386 | 1419216891 | t3_2q0yfo | t5_2to41 | 22 | Jack9203: TIFU by borrowing a girl's phone
So a couple of days ago I was in school and the girl behind me keeps on trying to talk to me and I didn't really think she was such a bad person. She was kinda pretty but I heard she was also kinda mean.
I was messing around and I took her phone and took a few pictures with an... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1419206836 | 1419292303 | t3_2q0n8d | t5_2to41 | 9 | flameblade_page: TIFU by moving pictures from my camera to my computer.
This fuck up happened about the beginning of August earlier this year. My family and I went on vacation to Alaska to complete my 89 year old Grandmother's bucket list wish: Visit all the states in the union. Alaska was the last one on her list. ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1419218934 | 1419220551 | t3_2q17wy | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by Proposing to my Girlfriend
Heres a little backstory to everything. To start off, I am active duty Army, so I live across the country from home. Also, I have a deployment coming up soon (this comes into play later, I'm not leaving this here for karma). She and I met back in college about 3 years ago, ... | 3 | 7 | |
1419219230 | 1419279585 | t3_2q18e8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Jonijos: Tifu by calling my wife older than she is (written by the wife)
This is the wife typing. Let me start out by saying my husband is w/o a doubt the smartest person Ive ever met. He is a computer guru, excellent at math, data, etc.
We were watching a show and he was curious how old the actors were. He said to m... | 5 | 2 | |
1419220142 | 1419220349 | t3_2q19us | t5_2to41 | 2 | BehindY0U: TIFU by scrolling down my Facebook newsfeed, mom was home.
ForeverUnity: That's hardly bad, unless she erupted on you! xD
BehindY0U: nah but it was a good laugh.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419220017 | 1419424841 | t3_2q19nt | t5_2to41 | 17 | du349: TIFU by sleeping with my manager, who I just so happened to have lost my virginity to.
So let me preface this by saying I am 21. She is 33-35 (not exactly sure). For the purpose of this post I will call her by the name of Sophia. For context, I am family friends with our General Manager. The whole thing started ... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1419220969 | 1419233802 | t3_2q1b60 | t5_2to41 | 16 | souperscooperman: Tifu by trying to watch some adult videos.
No I didnt get caught. No I didnt see someone I know. No I didnt even get a virus. Nope today I decided to drop my laptop in the bathtub.
Here I am alone in my apartment it has been a busy day and I've worked hard. I took my dog on a walk I worked I practiced... | 10 | 1.6 | |
1419221237 | 1419242367 | t3_2q1blr | t5_2to41 | 22 | Flynn_Arcade: TIFU by playing a video game
This happened about 10 years ago. It was a bright, sunny summer morning and school was out. What better way to spend the day for a 15 year old high school student than to stay inside and play video games all day long. Back then, I stayed with my dad in a small 3-story apartmen... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1419220992 | 1419295296 | t3_2q1b7b | t5_2to41 | 397 | juxtjustin: TIFU by taking a shit on my girlfriend's floor
My girlfriend and I have been dating for about three months. Last night she wanted to do something special and romantic before going home for the holidays. So she cooked me dinner at her apartment. It was a delicious meal, actually... shrimp scampi. I wound up ... | 6 | 66.166667 | |
1419221674 | 1419224488 | t3_2q1cdj | t5_2to41 | 4 | Sluggerjt44: TIFU: Anal sex, Parents, and a dog
OurGloriousLeader: Definetly read this before, you just changed up some of the wording some. FOR SHAME!!!
Sluggerjt44: Really! She must have lied straight to my face!
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419222046 | 1419226556 | t3_2q1d0m | t5_2to41 | 5 | PROTOSLEDGE: TIFU by using Steam during the Holiday Sale
I've been having issues purchasing games on Steam since right after the Holiday Sale started. Long story short, I've had purchases failing and yet Steam has continued to charge money to my bank account. So now, I have $120 in charges I've got nothing to show for,... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419223665 | 1419225613 | t3_2q1fnm | t5_2to41 | 62 | cafedickbomb: TIFU by telling my gf mom she was hot
To attempt to put things into perspective, this family is....not the average family. Pretty much her parents are bat shit crazy drug addicts, but she is really nice and pretty and chill blah blah on to the story.
I'm on the phone with my gf when she starts talking ... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1419224642 | 1419228046 | t3_2q1h74 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ForgottenVoid: TIFU by mistaking a bar of soap for fudge
There was a fancy bag with 2 large bars of soap which looked exactly like fudge, brown and oblong and the bag even looked like a fudge bag. So I bring it upstairs and take a small bite out of it and it was the worst thing i have ever tasted. It left a vomit tast... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419224166 | 1419238170 | t3_2q1gge | t5_2to41 | 18 | t3gatus: Tifu ordering a vanilla milkshake from room service.
So I called down to the Denny's at the hotel I'm staying in for some out of town work I'm doing.
Hi Denny's!
Hi there, will you bring something up to my room for me?
Yes of course, what would you like?
A vanilla milkshake please.
Okay, is that all?
Yea... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1419220831 | 1419302978 | t3_2q1ay9 | t5_2to41 | 111 | BigBoyFridge: TIFU by making out with my girlfriend's sister
disambiguated: >2 weeks and she still wont have sex with me.
Well, you can always try her sister.
kevin_k: I thought he *meant* the sister. I mean, it's been two weeks.
BigBoyFridge: Question is, do i stay stafe with my gf, or do i prove myself to be a... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1419227517 | 1419236575 | t3_2q1ljj | t5_2to41 | 11 | SukAFuk: TIFU by adding a cock pic on my snap chat story
Well me and my cousins snap each other and draw cocks all over the pictures, and I thought it would be funny if I snapped me shitting and drawing a fake one on top of the real one with my S pen, but I accidently pressed the button that adds it to my story and did... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1419228572 | 1419235356 | t3_2q1n64 | t5_2to41 | 11 | TTPKacey: TIFU by forgetting that soda has carbon dioxide in it.
So I got [one of these](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61KElSOhNjL._SL1500_.jpg) at KMart the other day and tonight I was gonna play some Civ 5 with friends so I filled it up with Dr. Pepper and settled in. I took a few sips then closed it.
I jus... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1419229197 | 1419280040 | t3_2q1o1s | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by displaying evidence of porn to the gurl I like
This happened about 15 minutes ago; unlike many posts here.
Every year during Christmas , my family and I go to Colorado for vacation. I live in California where i go to school.
So I've been messaging this girl i go to school with. (call her Janet)... | 6 | 1 | |
1419227262 | 1419353303 | t3_2q1l6c | t5_2to41 | 16 | 10ilikepie0000: TIFU by telling my Spanish class, "I'm Horny"
So a little background,
I am Reallllllly bad at Spanish, but my school requires a foreign language credit.
So this happened about a year ago in the first week of Freshman year. In my class we were going over some adjectives and I wasn't paying attention. Hav... | 5 | 3.2 |
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