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1418976810 | 1418979732 | t3_2prs1f | t5_2to41 | 22 | throwaway86375: TIFU by choosing rock climbing as a first date
A couple of days ago, in the form of a late-night drunken text message, I asked a coworker out on a date. We had been getting to know each other, and recently hungout after work a couple of times. She said yes and asked what I had in mind. I wanted to avoid... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1418979195 | 1418980466 | t3_2prubc | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting Secret Santa
TIFU by completely forgetting Secret Santa.
When I got home from work today so I had a note from FedEx saying a missed a package. I wasn't expecting any packages so I was pretty confused as to what it could be. After a few hours I was on here and saw a few posts about people... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1418980852 | 1418999296 | t3_2prvxb | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing up on a little girl in a subway.
So a little background on me-Ive gotten sick like 3 times from this jack in the box i go to (yes i'm fat). So after the food, i'm walking in the subway then i suddenly feel like shit in my stomach. At this point
i feel the throw up about to come out. Then, ... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1418980421 | 1418990477 | t3_2prvip | t5_2to41 | 2 | flatheadedman: TIFU by helping an old lady to cross the road
StrangerFeelings: Wow... . She was just being nice by saying "God bless you", just because some one is Christian doesn't mean they are "bad".
You didn't need to be a dick.
flatheadedman: > She was just being nice by saying "God bless you", just because... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1418983486 | 1418984726 | t3_2pryfe | t5_2to41 | 37 | pikaroll: TIFU by convincing my fiance to jailbreak his iPhone.
TIFU by convincing my fiance to jailbreak his iPhone. We are currently living in China and my iPhone is unlocked (thankfully). However his is not, so currently he carries around a small dinky little T9 old school phone for his sms texts and calls around Ch... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1418984097 | 1419273935 | t3_2pryz5 | t5_2to41 | 3,407 | ajw903: TIFU when meeting the parents
In order for this story to make sense, you must know that I am a slightly awkward caucasian male, and my girlfriend is african american.
My girlfriend and I are starting to get pretty serious, so she invited me to meet her parents and stay at their family home for part of the holi... | 14 | 243.357143 | |
1418984521 | 1418984838 | t3_2przca | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by perfecting my test
Before people start saying I am bragging, I ask that you read the context...
So, after searching up some questions from my past physics test I found out that my teacher gets all his question from the 'question bank', so sneaky me decided to study all the question for the next topic... | 3 | 7 | |
1418987459 | 1419113883 | t3_2ps211 | t5_2to41 | 190 | Spyro_L33T: TIFU by becoming a sweaty legless mess, passing out on the toilet & giving my soon-to-be-husband an insight into the dark side of living with women
This happened on Monday this week & I'm still dying inside but YAY first post.
On Monday morning I started feeling ill, like "iller" than a normal Mon... | 7 | 27.142857 | |
1418978298 | 1418997161 | t3_2prtik | t5_2to41 | 7 | Dakotajgates: TIFU by making plans with a girl
The actual TIFU was today but this face reddening tale takes place over a couple of days.
I was seeing a girl but it kind of ended and I've been pretty lonely ever since. So to fight off how I'd been feeling I'd contact friends more regularly than I normally would. I usu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418988131 | 1418999778 | t3_2ps2mg | t5_2to41 | 12 | Operon5: TIFU by burning down a kitchen
So as usual, this occurred a few years ago and it’s a long one as I attempt to set the scene of a man with no idea how to handle a situation.
So, I’m in my Grandmother’s apartment on my own as she has decided to go out with my mother to do some shopping and I don’t want to have ... | 3 | 4 | |
1418989789 | 1419020755 | t3_2ps48h | t5_2to41 | 29 | soulofblackcrow: TIFU: Give me a hand
This happened a few years ago, i was in a computer lab with my friends, one of my friends was sitting to my left, and he was complaining about the placement of the computer mouses, since he is left handed. I always talk shit to him so I say something along the lines of "god damn ... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1418981454 | 1419039576 | t3_2prwit | t5_2to41 | 22 | IAmHereToFuckWithYou: TIFU by thinking a trout was a cockroach after eating it and acting accordingly
This really was today, and this really was some next level stupid.
So, I like drugs. And I am on vacation. So today, I enjoyed a day of snowboarding after taking a xanax or two, drinking quite a bit of moonshine, and ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1418991475 | 1419434914 | t3_2ps5wk | t5_2to41 | 56 | lonelyboy1988: TIFU by leaning the wrong way during sexy time... NSFW!
TIFU...This happened last night during wife and my very minimal, rare sex time.
Let me start off by saying I am no good at sex, actually I'm straight up embarrassing sometimes. ( 98% of the time). Been married for 5 years have two young kids. When ... | 12 | 4.666667 | |
1418991952 | 1419012932 | t3_2ps6fw | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting a shot of rum from my boyfriend
**Preface**: My boyfriend is European and thus has grown up with alcohol his entire life. Neither of my parents drink and so I have only tried alcohol in college. Before this incident, my only encounters with alcohol were sips of beer and Mike’s Hard Lemonade... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1418990065 | 1419028736 | t3_2ps4ig | t5_2to41 | 206 | xMissLovelyLadyLoki: TIFU by getting lost at a Nazi concentration camp
So this happened a long time ago, (well actually a few years ago) but this is before I had a Reddit account and I thought it would be worth mentioning since I remembered it the other day.
My college took a trip to Germany. I have never left the co... | 10 | 20.6 | |
1418990068 | 1419087398 | t3_2ps4ij | t5_2to41 | 65 | frozenbiscuit: TIFU by making my manager think i'm into incest
This happened literally 1 hour ago. Me and my manager are pretty close, and we share a lot, but today she was telling me her TIFU. Apparently she went on a trip and borrowed her ex's bag, she left her underwear in them and I guess the jist was, he asked if ... | 5 | 13 | |
1418992915 | 1419014146 | t3_2ps7ew | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing porn bloopers out loud.
* this just happened *
So here me and my friends are sitting around in a circle chilling out. They were telling me about a website called EFUKT, pretty much a site where they post porn bloopers. So secretly i'm trying to load a video of something around the lines of ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418994280 | 1419000048 | t3_2ps8xc | t5_2to41 | 178 | the-virgin-sangria: TIFU by teaching my cousins my own version of Frosty the Snowman
This happened last night and I’m only now finally getting a chance to sit down and write about it.
To set the background, I’ve been home for a few days now for the holidays and this past Saturday night, most of my family had a little... | 3 | 59.333333 | |
1418994239 | 1419010874 | t3_2ps8w3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | LobsterTheMobster: TIFU by doing acid
Throwaway account because GOD-FORBID my family knowing about this.
Before I jump the gun on anything, I'm NOT friends with these people and this happened about a week ago (last Tuesday night)
Okay so it starts off with a game of truth or dare, the first dares were nothing special... | 4 | 1 | |
1418998655 | 1419006535 | t3_2psehu | t5_2to41 | 12 | mchatchet04: TIFU by forgetting a golden rule of life.
I'm not going to go into the nitty gritty details of the event. I'm at work right now. Let me just say that it would behoove you to roll up the sleeves of your sweatshirt BEFORE wiping your ass.
AgentSmithPS4: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2006/07/tuny... | 3 | 4 | |
1418998333 | 1419093113 | t3_2pse0z | t5_2to41 | 48 | Richard_E_Normous: TIFU by texting wife a link to a nsfw part of reddit.
For the past couple of nights my wife and I have been fooling around with each other, never really going "all the way". I was a little riled up this morning but she was running late to work so I browsed a few nsfw sub reddits. Well I happened upon... | 7 | 6.857143 | |
1418998094 | 1419000216 | t3_2psdnl | t5_2to41 | 7 | The_cake_isnt_a_lie: TIFU by telling my friend to punch me as hard as he could
The event occurred on this past Saturday but I've been finding out a little more each day how much I actually fucked up.
Saturday night was a big birthday bash for a couple of my roommates, they're birthdays are 3 days apart so we decided ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418960053 | 1419007848 | t3_2pr4ns | t5_2to41 | 8 | NerdBurgerRing: TIFU by failing at symbolism
So here's my story, Reddit:
I've been in love with a girl for the last three years.
I met her my freshman year at college. She lived across the hall from two of my best friends, and it was that love-at-first-sight kind of bullshit that I absolutely loathe, and I hate to admi... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418999328 | 1419038244 | t3_2psfhy | t5_2to41 | 73 | McAuley49: TIFU: When I made my boss laugh, and it ended in catastrophe.
So I started at dominos around this time last year (I'm Scottish), and it was a fairly enjoyable, easy job.
I've since left, but only just remembered today about an incident that took place a couple of weeks ago, and thought I may as well post it... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1418999987 | 1419035269 | t3_2psgkb | t5_2to41 | 20 | CoreyPerson: TIFU by trying to fix the toilet
After seeing all the other bathroom repair TIFUs I figured I should post this:
Naturally, this didn't happen today, but a couple years ago. My college dorm set up was 2 rooms of 2 people each who shared a bathroom in between. So I was living with 3 of my friends, we all sh... | 5 | 4 | |
1418999939 | 1419002582 | t3_2psgh6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | cstir15: TIFU by leaving my computer screen up while I went to the bathroom
So this literally just happened so sorry for being short.
I'm at work and I'm plugging along until the coffee starts to take effect and I get the urge to use the bathroom. Without thinking, I leave my laptop open (I really had to go) and go do... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419001200 | 1419031890 | t3_2psih2 | t5_2to41 | 111 | _burnsy: TIFU by trusting my horny colleagues
This story happened about 2 years ago, but just popped into my head as one of the main characters, P, is leaving today.
My colleague R and myself decided to organise drinks after completing a major project in work. We both take the same train to work and agreed to stay no... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1418999732 | 1419005652 | t3_2psg59 | t5_2to41 | 84 | iwishiwasindie: TIFU by not making a move, and letting a Greek-Goddess walk away.
So, parallel to the plethora of FU’s posted on this thread, my FU actually happened a few months ago. I’ve told this story to co-workers and friends alike, and they seem to each get their share of entertainment out of it. But, it wasn’t ... | 3 | 28 | |
1419001225 | 1419008336 | t3_2psiip | t5_2to41 | 51 | afrodriguez84: TIFU by having mexican food twice while on a day trip skiing in the mountains
(this was last year, just found this sub and thought it was worth while)
Act 1:
So xmas eve morning my girlfriend and I wake up around 7:30 to go snowboarding at Arapahoe basin. As we are heading out she mentions that there's ... | 3 | 17 | |
1419003378 | 1419273609 | t3_2psm81 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by winning a cake.
TIFU by winning a cake at my school.
This happened about a week ago, and is ongoing.
My school has a weekly scavenger hunt with rewards such as shitty landyards and bookmarks. Basically, no one ever does them. Today however, they announced the prize was a full sized chocolate cake. A... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1419002910 | 1419053197 | t3_2pslcc | t5_2to41 | 549 | opiewaan: TIFU by telling my wife she did not have a $600 vagina.
I work on an oil tanker. I am away from home 3-5 months at a time.
My wife has lost lost 42 pounds. Looks fantastic and is feeling and acting sexy as hell.
Oil Tanker due in port sometime around Xmas. She wants me to fly her to Florida for a littl... | 12 | 45.75 | |
1419004115 | 1419012481 | t3_2psngt | t5_2to41 | 28 | WigglyWastebin: TIFU by Making My Coach Cry
This was freshman year of high school, mind you. Anyway, it was the end of track season and I was glad it was over. Human nascar just wasn't my thing and I was glad to turn in my uniform to my coach and call it a day. As I put the uniform, which was in a local grocery stor... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1418944964 | 1419249935 | t3_2pqeeh | t5_2to41 | 7 | scrubben: TIFU by buying a Steam Wallet card from a store and then losing because of poor attention span.
It's also the start of the Steam Christmas sale. I think I'll use a credit card next time.
AppleWare: I lost a $25 lol RP card once. I found it 2 months after and it felt like christmas!
scrubben: Only thing is I l... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1419005383 | 1419010870 | t3_2pspoq | t5_2to41 | 15 | Littlemissinvisible: TIFU by not reminding my husband that I am claustrophobic
My husband decided to organize a semi-surprise camping trip for our early Christmas.
We have a two person tent with a double blow up mattress inside of it.
That's all well and good except the mattress is too tall resulting in a three and a h... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1419006295 | 1419008180 | t3_2psrci | t5_2to41 | 7 | ERA30: TIFU by talking to a girl by the end of the semester and being accused of stalking her...
Ok she didn't really said I stalk her, more like made her uncomfortable, anyway this happen yesterday but it made sense to put it here.
So a little about me, I have bad memory, so if I see someone I tend to stare to think... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1419008101 | 1419050621 | t3_2psumx | t5_2to41 | 4,892 | kissedmyfriendswife: TIFU by kissing my friend's wife in front of him and my wife
Okay, so my friend, "Todd" and his ~~girlfriend~~ wife, "Tiffany" are kind of eccentric. Tiffany likes to do that weird European cheek kissing thing. I don't really understand it and it makes me kind of uncomfortable.
I've mentioned to m... | 11 | 444.727273 | |
1419004100 | 1419008388 | t3_2psng3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | IFuckedUpbaad: TIFU by Failing most of my classes
Reddit, this semester I fucked up bad. This was my first semester at college and I don't have a major yet, I'm "Undecided". When I was first heading to college I thought I was going to have the time of my life, which I did. My first semester was awesome, I made new frie... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419008368 | 1419049983 | t3_2psv5c | t5_2to41 | 71 | photoresistor: TIFU - I turned down general anesthesia when I got my vasectomy.
After 19 years of marriage and four kids, we finally decided it was time for me to "take one for the team" and get a vasectomy.
I found a urologist (in Bloomington, IL at the time), got evaluated, and lined up the date for the surgery, wh... | 7 | 10.142857 | |
1419009000 | 1419010444 | t3_2pswa0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting my keys at home
TL;DR Forgot keys, broke paper clip in lock, half the office tried to help, still can't get it open
Welp, TIFU. Starting off by forgetting my keys at home. I carpool with another coworker using their car. So it just slipped my mind about having my keys on me. I get to work... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419009818 | 1419017966 | t3_2psxtz | t5_2to41 | 11 | simplyyounique: TIFU by catching my bf's sister
It happened last night, where me, my boyfriend (let's call him dyl for the sake of his and my privacy) his sister, and her boyfriend were the last few people on campus and, and we were getting ready to leave to our hometown on Saturday for the holidays. Dyl and I share an... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1419010307 | 1419035365 | t3_2psyqy | t5_2to41 | 156 | burns-twice: TIFU I fed my almost two year old hot salsa and she now understands the phrase, "It burns twice; once on the way in...and once on the way out."
Long time lurker, first time poster.
She heard the chip bag open and came running. We were eating a homemade green chile based salsa that turned out pretty hot an... | 4 | 39 | |
1419011142 | 1419021475 | t3_2pt0cd | t5_2to41 | 5 | raffytraffy: TIFU by almost killing myself.
This happened 45 minutes ago. Today is my birthday (no joke), and it almost became my death day.
I was restarting my router by unplugging it from the wall, and noticed the electrical socket was a little wobbly. I figured I would be manly and tighten the screw on the socket... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419015411 | 1419021535 | t3_2pt8jn | t5_2to41 | 10 | Solidify0118: TIFU by sending naughty messages to my SO
I was talking dirty with my SO last weekend.
We were messaging naughty thoughts back and forth while I was at work. While doing so, my step-mom messages me to see how I've been since we live quite a distant apart. I message her back about how things are going, whi... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419014969 | 1419018844 | t3_2pt7n1 | t5_2to41 | 35 | Icantpottythere: TIFU By Giving My Car a Golden Shower
So this is a throwaway for obvious reasons, mainly the fact that I'm otherwise taking this story with me to the grave.
Earlier this year I had a huge crush on a co-worker. Unfortunately, he liked to play the field so we never became a thing other than a few stolen... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1419015557 | 1419045672 | t3_2pt8uv | t5_2to41 | 4,018 | hjschrader09: TIFU by masturbating in the ICU. (Repost because I posted on a weekday and it got removed.)
This story is now a few days old but I think I'm getting out of the hospital today, so it's still pretty much the same situation.
Keep in mind, I'm nineteen years old and male so that is the mindset we're working... | 13 | 309.076923 | |
1419015598 | 1419016848 | t3_2pt8xt | t5_2to41 | 21 | darkrsing: TIFU by losing my virginity to an escort
No throwaway cause fuck that shit.
So, this just happened couple hours ago and well, I gotta make myself feel better somehow so here it is, the story of how my 18 years old self lost my virginity to an escort and how awful it was.
Little background : I ( like 90% of ... | 7 | 3 | |
1419016303 | 1419042651 | t3_2ptaaz | t5_2to41 | 355 | [deleted]: TIFU By watching VR Porn. Reposting becuase of mod deletion.
It was a cool and sunny day in Colorado as I came home this afternoon. I worked on the car for an hour or so and came inside to notice half a joint a friend of mine had left over the night before. Ah, what the heck I thought (I should also mentio... | 13 | 27.307692 | |
1419015993 | 1419023532 | t3_2pt9pp | t5_2to41 | 8 | ChoclateThunda: TIFU by talking to a store clerk.... NSFW
This little fu happened yesterday afternoon. There's a fantastic little japanese food store that I've been frequenting this year. Love this place! I chat with the older couple and their son, that own the store, great folk! Anyways, I head over there yesterda... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1419017071 | 1419018781 | t3_2ptbux | t5_2to41 | 9 | PhoenixPlayzz: TIFU by making a mess of tickets....Lottery tickets.
I'm feeling absolutely terrible right now, Ill try to make this quick, I don't know how to really word this, I'm in complete shock.
So, how to start? Last year at Dec 19, I bought a lottery ticket from my local mall. Is was a lotto max, and the prize p... | 3 | 3 | |
1419017464 | 1419044077 | t3_2ptclo | t5_2to41 | 7 | 6spdvtec: TIFU by spilling coffee into my Macbook Pro.
I bought a 13" MBP with retina display and an i7 less than two months ago. Today I knocked over a 24oz cup of french vanilla coffee that was right next to the laptop. A bunch of coffee got in right under the screen (the screen was open and the computer was on) and ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1418953983 | 1419918096 | t3_2pquds | t5_2to41 | 10 | rejcts: TIFU by putting a 12 gram co2 cartridge in a water bottle
So I was thinking to myself "would a water bottle explode if i put a slowly leaking gas capsule in it?". I did. I took a 12 gram co2 airsoft cartridge punctured it, opened a water bottle up, and dropped it in. I got a little water on my pants when I put ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1419017655 | 1419019831 | t3_2ptcyp | t5_2to41 | 14 | C3rberu5: TIFU and Boston suffered for it
Long time Lurker First time posting. I just told my co-worker this story and they seemed to think this story would fit in here. This didn't happen today, more like a decade ago and may be the first in a line of FUs from BITD.
Ok so a little backstory, at the time I worked for ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1419022084 | 1419022549 | t3_2ptljw | t5_2to41 | 36 | likeaboss17: TIFU by having a visible hard on in front of blind dates sister
So this happened last night...and before I get flamed I ended up coming out on top.
Went on a date with a girl I met off a dating site last night. Lets call her Sandy. First time meeting Sandy in person. We went out for dinner and drinks, &am... | 3 | 12 | |
1419020407 | 1419022727 | t3_2ptiex | t5_2to41 | 2 | hippiechick1241: TIFU by going to McRonalds for lunch
To start with my boss was out running "important" errands today so it was 1:00 by the time I get to go to lunch. So I am starving. I was craving fish so I go to the two places here in town that sell fish plates on Fridays, they are all out. So I decide Ill just go t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419022245 | 1419075640 | t3_2ptluc | t5_2to41 | 8 | Bossfit24: Tifu:never save porn on your computer
TIFU: I just rented oblivion with my girlfriend and we were going to chill in my car and watch it on my laptop. The reason this being is because sometimes her mom is a bitch and I wanted sexy time afterwards. Well half way through the movie it started to skip so I clean... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1419021712 | 1419257622 | t3_2ptkv7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | xakryn: TIFU by trusting my grandmother to take care of my deceased mother's table.
Okay, this is like ... a decade fuck up rather then today.
My mother died in 2004, when I was 19. As I didn't have a big enough place for my mothers very nice $2000 6 seater table what with living out of tiny apartments which had been... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419023415 | 1419025981 | t3_2pto6g | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not doing any work for an entire semester
Hello Reddit. I fucked up, not too much today, but more so over the past few months. I'm a student in High School. I have bad grades (less than 50%) and I finally decided to get to working on fixing them today. Now I haven't done any work in my classes all se... | 5 | 2 | |
1419024276 | 1419026520 | t3_2ptpr0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Atromatic: TIFU by peeing with the door open
Well, you know those pees that you just can't wait to go relieve yourself from? Yeah well I had that.. multipled by about 10,000. I had needed to pee for almost 12 hours and had not gotten the chance to do so.
So, as i'm finally in the bathroom to relieve myself, I leave th... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419014198 | 1419096896 | t3_2pt65v | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking edibles before a long flight.
Last week, I was flying to Germany to visit family and decided getting some sleep would be a great way to defeat some jet lag. So I took about 25-30mg of THC in the form of chocolate-covered espresso beans. After the first round of refreshments and food, the light... | 5 | 2 | |
1419025590 | 1419026513 | t3_2ptsbs | t5_2to41 | 6 | Space_JMA: TIFU by vomiting into my underwear.
I'm mildly sick and went to work today, nothing crazy here. As the day goes on I recieve nature's call and head for the men's room. We only have one stall and with my luck someone is just exiting after their business and it reeks pretty terrible. After sitting down and bei... | 3 | 2 | |
1419025919 | 1419026402 | t3_2ptt00 | t5_2to41 | 31 | andypulse: TIFU by changing my co-workers background
Well my coworker went out to have a cigarette, and I thought it would be funny to change her background to an owl which she doesn't like. She came back into the office, took one look at the picture and broke down and started balling her eyes out. Needless to say it... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1419025878 | 1419049052 | t3_2ptswf | t5_2to41 | 17 | nijachef: TIFU: Getting into Medschool
I'm in college and today I fucked up big time. The stress of school and being a premed finally got to me. I was called in for academic dishonesty because I plagiarized a friend's lab paper. I did it unintentionally and I'm ashamed of myself. The teacher called me in and bluntly ca... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1419025733 | 1419059340 | t3_2ptsma | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By Not Making A Move
Hey guys,
I'm a 16 year old junior in high school and am battling depression. Depression takes over your life, eats away at your self-confidence, and makes you feel inferior to the point where human interaction is painful and frightening. Now on to the story...
So this p... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419027392 | 1419029026 | t3_2ptvvl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not going clubbing.
So earlier today i was invited to go to a club with a girl in my class and some of her friends. I politely said no as I was a bit tired and wanted to just take it easy tonight. I just got a snapchat video of her and my favourite artist going: "WHERE ARE YOU PATRICHH? MISS YOU!!" ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419026890 | 1419036913 | t3_2ptuxh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By leaving porn in my google drive.
So before I go any further, I am a very silent student and dont often say anything in a days worth of class.
Anyway, there was a paper I had to write through google docs and turn it in to a website my school uses for checking spelling errors, grammer issues, and even... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419028185 | 1419032129 | t3_2ptxcs | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by Being Kind to a Hippie
In order to get a ride home from university for Winter Break, I consulted a local campus bulletin board designated for carpool listings.
I got a ride with (in her own words) a "free-spirit" who decided to travel the country.
I have been home in LA for over a week and she has p... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1419028241 | 1419030636 | t3_2ptxgh | t5_2to41 | 11 | Ronnni: Tifu: by browsing reddit at work.
Just a few minutes ago this happened. I was watching a film at work with other coworkers, while sitting in the back i was casually browsing reddit with the alienblue app.
Going through all subreddits and i incidentally tap on a NSFW image that happened to be an HTML5 animation... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1419030776 | 1419031371 | t3_2pu20w | t5_2to41 | 5 | Caybris: TIFU By giving my principal a dick sucker.
T_Dumbsford: Sorry, fuck ups must be your own.
Caybris: This wasn't stated in the rules, what would stop anyone from switching around the story to seem like it was their own fuck up...
T_Dumbsford: Nothing. I'm sure people do it all the time.
Caybris: Yea, I've even ... | 5 | 1 | |
1419026315 | 1419041305 | t3_2pttsh | t5_2to41 | 20 | Ermahgerd_Ernternert: TIFU by trusting a fart.
A little background: I am pregnant and not looking exactly svelte. The day this happened was day three of me not having shit. I rarely go a day without shitting, so you can imagine how I felt. I was standing at the sink doing the dishes when I felt a fart forming. “No prob... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1419031352 | 1419041499 | t3_2pu31u | t5_2to41 | 12 | suck-me-beautiful: TIFU by telling my daughter about my Reddit post.
This is an actual fuck up from TODAY but I'll give a brief chronological lead up.
I first heard of Reddit a couple of years ago from a cousin whose Facebook posts I always enjoyed. He said they were Reddit reposts and gave me an amazing rundown of th... | 3 | 4 | |
1419032064 | 1419041275 | t3_2pu4bz | t5_2to41 | 294 | Throwaway515525: TIFU by Pooping in a Garbage Can
This happened about a year ago. A couple of friends and I were out in a different city and just got back to the hotel from a night of partying.
Both me and my buddy had to take a shit and raced to the bathroom in our hotel room. He won. So here I am pounding on the do... | 6 | 49 | |
1419031674 | 1419036548 | t3_2pu3nf | t5_2to41 | 6 | sometimes_ijustwanna: TIFU in the bathroom
Today after finally finishing hell week and returning home, I went to check out how my outfit looked with my new boots. As I always do, I stepped up on the toilet lid in order to get a full body view in the mirror. Except... instead I heard a SPLOOSH and instantly felt my boot... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419031642 | 1419049174 | t3_2pu3lv | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by convincing half the freshman in my school I am a cannibal.
So I am in the HS jazz band, and we really dont play a lot during the games so we just talked. I was standing there with my trumpet buddies (Trumpets rule) then we were talking about tv shows. I mention one that I am started to get into. Its ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419033534 | 1419053912 | t3_2pu6rw | t5_2to41 | 1 | TimberTheDog: TIFU by wiping my ass
This happened about an hour ago. So me and my girlfriend are hanging out before she has to go to work, and we drive to her house so she can get some food and get dressed. When we get to her house, I have to poop. Now, her toilet is different than mine. It's a house full of all women,... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1419033736 | 1419138141 | t3_2pu745 | t5_2to41 | 7,525 | sock8675309: TIFU by having sex with my professor.
To be honest, tonight would have been incredibly uneventful if it weren't for things unfolding the way they did. I wish it turned out a little better, but I digress.
I'm a construction worker as well as a college student, I do a lot of heavy lifting, and I don't reall... | 13 | 578.846154 | |
1419033598 | 1419036823 | t3_2pu6vc | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught
a little background first i have been dating a girl for about 6 and half months and i really could not see myself anywhere but with her. but my parents were always against me having a girlfriend or talking to any girl at all. and today on the last day of school my girlfriend wanted to... | 7 | 3.571429 | |
1419033574 | 1419038541 | t3_2pu6u7 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Azurephoenix99: TIFU by giving scammers my bank details
about a week ago, I was temporarily locked out of my online banking account because i accidentally failed to input my password correctly.
I received an email a few hours later from who i thought was the bank saying "we have detected some unusual sign-in activity ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1419035048 | 1419035720 | t3_2pu9a6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | JackL0L: TIFU by making a your mom joke.
HurtfulThings: My mom is dead.
I know that when people throw out "your mom" it's really just a figure of speech sort of thing not intended to be serious. Even some of my close friends occasionally don't think before they speak and will throw one at me (and the look on their f... | 3 | 2 | |
1419034387 | 1419071649 | t3_2pu888 | t5_2to41 | 12 | trainz64: TIFU by pissing in the fridge.
Alright, I'll make this quick and painless. Basically, I was tired as fuck, at like 1 in the morning, and decided I should probably go lay down. On my journey to the bedroom, I needed to take a piss, so, when I thought I was in the bathroom, let it all out. Turns out I was pissi... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1419035973 | 1419044636 | t3_2puarr | t5_2to41 | 12 | TeenagersScareTLSOOM: TIFU by spraying cologne in my eyes
The other day (Wednesday) I'm getting ready to go to school and holler at my dad that'd I'd be ready in a second. The sun was shining and the weather wasn't the usual, colder-than-a-witch's-titty outside, twas actually nice. Taking my bottle of cologne off my dr... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1419035190 | 1419150990 | t3_2pu9ji | t5_2to41 | 61 | jdubstrut: TIFU by farting with my headphones on at work
This literally happened...moments ago. Let me start by saying I work in an office full of women (some very good looking-Yes, I'm a dude). Towards the end of the day when nobody fucks with me I slap my headphones on and crank up the Kenny Loggins radio. Well, I ha... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1419037584 | 1419038143 | t3_2pudah | t5_2to41 | 5 | sofaking-high: tifu by not taking this job...
bit of a back story... im a 25 year old college drop out. I'm from the east coast, but have been living in California for the past few years. ive been busting my ass to make something of myself despite not having a degree, but i have been also trying to make moves back to N... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419037474 | 1419068713 | t3_2pud47 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Nocteeu: Tifu i smoked and drunk and i never wanted to do this anymore.
I actually dont know where to start. Im that kind of guy who isnt very suspicious. I learned a respective job (something like emt/paramedic in english) and right now im sitting here and dont know how it should go further. Im sorry redddit this is m... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419036889 | 1419067235 | t3_2puc78 | t5_2to41 | 89 | lipstikk: TIFU by accidentally taking the wrong final exam
so, this actually happened yesterday but i was just notified of it today. i attend a university that takes me about 30-50 minutes to get to commuting wise. i always leave an hour and a half early just in case traffic is bad or whatever. well, that day traffic w... | 14 | 6.357143 | |
1419037121 | 1419068312 | t3_2puck5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by browsing /r/gonewild in the car
After school ended today for winter break, my parents decided to drive down to my grandparents house for 1 or 2 days to visit. Me and my older sister were in the backseats and I was browsing Reddit, particularly the /r/tifu subreddit. Well, being a male teenager, I sp... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1419039001 | 1419251324 | t3_2pufnd | t5_2to41 | 211 | SSB4Decoder: TIFU by asking my armless classmate if he needed a hand
So there's a lad in my science class who we'll call "Roger". So, Roger has no arms, so he subsequently has no hands. At the end of each day I would see him use his chin to get things in and out of his backpack (He doesn't have a locker for obvious rea... | 7 | 30.142857 | |
1419039637 | 1419275500 | t3_2pugs0 | t5_2to41 | 85 | -mint-: TIFU by letting my cousin use my work computer
So I work as a web/graphic designer and video editor. I saved $1,600 over the course of a few months and decided to build my own computer. I ordered all of the parts, assembled them, and finally set up the software that I would need to have-- after about 3 weeks of... | 17 | 5 | |
1419039413 | 1419041278 | t3_2pugcn | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not closing my laptop when drunk
Not using a throwaway cause who the fuck cares?
Might as well post here to put some light on a shitty situation right?
Reddit, last night I fucked up. I got my year 12 results back the other day and they were pretty damn good, so the only thing to now was go out a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419041065 | 1419052783 | t3_2puiyr | t5_2to41 | 43 | slowgraffiti84: TIFU calling a girl "Huge".
This happened months ago, I've always just felt it's too embarrassing to post.
I was in Paris for my best mate's 30th in May.
We were out and about enjoying the bars and the clubs in Montmartre (a lovely, cultured area north of the city centre).
We ended up meeting this gro... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1419045069 | 1419046084 | t3_2pup5v | t5_2to41 | 30 | Tommolyn: Tifu; by drinking a monster
Tifu by drinking my wife's monster that she left in the car.
She had been drinking one inside the house and we left to go shopping shortly after. Unbeknownst to me this was a different can that she had left in the car earlier today.
While driving I quickly grabbed the can to steal ... | 3 | 10 | |
1419045383 | 1419046574 | t3_2pupm4 | t5_2to41 | 20 | tarsil: TIFU by knocking out a special needs kid.
So this was actually a while ago. On this fateful day it was a beautiful February morning and I was almost done with my year 9 rugby season. We had already won the championship but we decided to play a friendly match against our rivals. I went into the game as team capt... | 5 | 4 | |
1419044207 | 1419077713 | t3_2puntt | t5_2to41 | 7 | Firebat12: TIFU by telling my friends who my crush is
So i'm in the drama club at my school and i've made alot of friends who helped me come out of my shell so to speak. Today we had rehesals and all was going great until I walked in on to of my friends chatting. One of them gave me a hypothetical, "If i know this guy ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1419045202 | 1419047476 | t3_2pupco | t5_2to41 | 10 | womenarepoop: TIFU By Helping A Stranger Whose Car Ran Out Of Gas [NSFW]
TL;DR Saw my friends pushing a stranger's car. Pulled over to help a stranger get some gas. Returned to my car to find that an extremely drunk woman had been placed inside. Woman threw up everywhere while on the toilet. Made her shower then sleep ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1419045947 | 1419056769 | t3_2puqfp | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by Turning on My Roommates Bluetooth Speaker
I live in a house with 3 other guys while going to school.We also just so happen to live next to an elementary school as well. Anyways, We had just thrown a great party for the end of the semester. We moved my roommate "Kyle"s speaker upstairs so that we coul... | 3 | 15 | |
1419044396 | 1419105690 | t3_2puo3l | t5_2to41 | 3 | aclee_: TIFU by calling an "unknown number" back with my friend.
This literally just happened, unlike 99.9% of posts here. Will include a TL;DR.
so back story: My ex (call her X) and I dated for a few months, and she says she broke up with me cuz my depression was "taking a toll" on her. Alright yeah I was heartbroken... | 9 | 0.333333 | |
1419046846 | 1419096294 | t3_2purqe | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing my entire life has been a waste
Not just today but over a course of several years of my life. I haven't really had any friends. Yes I did talk to some people and hang out with others but I was just a person that was just there and not one of the group. I skipped the last two years of high s... | 3 | 3 | |
1419047412 | 1419054143 | t3_2pusjv | t5_2to41 | 49 | joey_bag_of_anuses: TIFU by having to shit in a storage unit
I was putting some of my things in a storage unit, when the urge to shit was suddenly imminent. I had precious few minutes to find a bathroom in the sprawling storage mecca.
I found the office, but it was closed.
I waddled back to my truck hoping changing ... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1419048747 | 1419050521 | t3_2puuhc | t5_2to41 | 4 | tianxiang256: TIFU massively by playing too much video games
So i am super addicted to league of legends, played that for the whole semester in college, grades came out, b- average(first semester, first year). Now my goal to study abroad seems unreachable. I need a minmum of B to do that. No more videos games for me fo... | 4 | 1 | |
1419049047 | 1419050194 | t3_2puuwg | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a little bitch
Well... I'm a little bitch. I got doused in Axe by some dumbass and smelled like dick cheese so I skipped out on watching a basketball game tonight. Everyone is pissed off except me because I got to watch Freaks and Geeks instead. Bitches unite!
RxDealer: Why didn't you just take... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419048235 | 1419102814 | t3_2putqk | t5_2to41 | 127 | darkwombat42: TIFU By Getting Stabbed in the Happy Place (Somewhat NSFW)
This did not actually happen today, but I found the write-up from when it did happen a few years back and thought y'all might enjoy it. I am quite certain there are those among you who have endured much worse, but it was a new experience for me. .... | 7 | 18.142857 |
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