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1419205700 | 1419967620 | t3_2q0l8k | t5_2to41 | 2 | pancws: TIFU by making a white trash joke at black people
Today my mum asked if we wanted to send out a newsletter with our Christmas cards to "show of" as a joke.
I replied, "that's such a white trash thing to do lmao lets do it".
She just looked at me for like ten seconds then my dad explained that the only people ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419305489 | 1419311294 | t3_2q4zs6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ITlilmikey: TIFU By getting Christmas gifts delivered to my apartment rather then some place safer.
Pretty much the title. The area I live in isn't a bad place, just a little old apartment out in the country side. I cut it close ordering something really cool for my husband and rather then getting the package shipped t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419306308 | 1419313433 | t3_2q5172 | t5_2to41 | 4 | isaacbarron02: TIFU by not wearing skins to rugby training
Not actually today reddit, but many many months ago.
I used to play rugby when I was 10-12ish and took a break for a while.
At 15 I decided to join my schools rugby team.
For the first training, I was a back. This is like the offensive in American football... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419306966 | 1419417070 | t3_2q52au | t5_2to41 | 8 | Castidel: TIFU by dropping my keys down a storm drain.
So, I dropped my keys down a storm drain. The drain is located directly beneath my designated parking spot for my apartment complex.
I then proceeded to, as any man would, lift the grate from the drain so I could jump into the abyss that stole my keys and retrieve... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1419308026 | 1419417738 | t3_2q543j | t5_2to41 | 5 | thiswashere: TIFU, when I found about about snapchat's notification feature
Been crushing on a girl at work hard for the past year. She has a very loving boyfriend whom she loves, we hang, co-worker style, she got the vibe that I'm into her, I get friend-zoned in life and in social media. Having rarely used snapchat l... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419308422 | 1419350489 | t3_2q54rz | t5_2to41 | 5 | SouperThroway: TIFU by getting head...
This is kinda embarrassing, but here goes...
I was with my S.O. and we ended up getting all hot and bothered. We decided to engage in sexual activities and foreplay and so forth. After a while, my S.O. goes down on me. Now, it felt amazing and I enjoyed it, but then something terr... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419298224 | 1419321618 | t3_2q4n5y | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving to the Salvation Army people.
You know, the ones that stand outside of places with their bells? Well, as I was walking out a lady told me to have a wonderful and merry Christmas. As I was feeling generous, I decided to donate a few dollars to hopefully help someone out this holiday season. As ... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1419297790 | 1419312296 | t3_2q4mdw | t5_2to41 | 27 | BloonsTD: TIFU by underestimating the 'Rum' in those Balls.
Being the second last day of our offices working year, the boss is very generous and brings in these huge bags just chocablock with goodies.
Home baked goods, chocolates, biscuits, all kinds of Christmas gifts.
At lunch this day at work, I decide to nibble ... | 3 | 9 | |
1419291501 | 1419340408 | t3_2q4ay1 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Stops_short: TIFU by accidentally losing the company car keys in the wall behind the cat food shelf in the pet aisle at the grocery store.
So I was assisting a consumer at my disability program with grocery shopping. While we were driving over to the store and preparing to park, I almost hit a lady who was walking ful... | 3 | 7 | |
1419310994 | 1419483834 | t3_2q5925 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU with a close lady friend...
So things just started getting really weird.
one day caught up and some how got chatting about our sex lives.
I described a girl as a pocket rocket as I've done many times in the passed and then watched her jaw drop...
That's when she said I think that's abit tooooooooo pers... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419311571 | 1419312701 | t3_2q5a1w | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleepwalking
Yesterday I came home pretty drunk. I drank a lot of water so I wouldn't be too hungover when I woke up.
The next morning it seemed like everything was normal until I talked to my brother. All he said was "aren't you going to clean that up?"
I had no idea what he was talking about ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1419311922 | 1419315954 | t3_2q5ame | t5_2to41 | 25 | longtanboner: TIFU by trying to suck my own penis.
shadow_of_octavian: You think it's a good idea until you feel icky and have your mouth full of regret.
YouWantALime: Still though, it's an accomplishment.
shadow_of_octavian: Some girl will love OP for his flexibility.
YouWantALime: At the rate he's going, soon he wo... | 5 | 5 | |
1419297657 | 1419322043 | t3_2q4m67 | t5_2to41 | 3 | gummygenocide: Tifu-by keeping my pic tab open while connected to the computer
i download alot of pics through reddit and google onto an sd card and well lets says there are pics that are for my eyes only. I didn't minimize or close the tab which is connected through a borrowed laptop. As of right now I'm not sure if I... | 3 | 1 | |
1419313299 | 1419314432 | t3_2q5ctx | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU because of TIFU.
PM_ME_YOUR_CHESTHAMS: > new house chemical stink lol
I can only assume she was high.
MentaLMayhem: Was high? WAS? Definitely still is.
| 3 | 1 | |
1419316788 | 1419318051 | t3_2q5e51 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MexicanSpaceProgram: Worse would be macing her with spray paint. I think the cops should do that when they catch graffiti artists.
CuriousCucumber_: Yes.. Macing my mother with spray paint would be much worse haha. Are you a victim of serial vandalism?
MexicanSpaceProgram: Not particularly, but throwing the little cun... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419313540 | 1419333411 | t3_2q5d7c | t5_2to41 | 200 | Sepstar: TIFU by trying to make friends and "masturbating" in a tent
Camohunter: Where do you live that 7th grade is considered Highschool?
Sepstar: England, it's not grades, years instead
Reception to Year 6 is ages 3/4 till 10/11 and considered primary school
Then Year 7 to year 11 is ages 11/12 till 15/16 is high s... | 6 | 33.333333 | |
1419315014 | 1419317325 | t3_2q5fe7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: Tifu by pulling a chair out from under my girlfriends coworker at their Xmas party while playing musical chairs.
Yeah so title, but I was winning that shit and it got down to 3 and I won so it was down to 2 and it was me versus the manager she's some big white girl and everyone is watching like 30 people and... | 8 | 1 | |
1419316028 | 1419317864 | t3_2q5guw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by keeping my Bluetooth on while watching porn. (Slight NSFW).
citg0: This is like the 900th iteration of this same fucking post on this sub.
squirrelcartel: Time for a today I fucked up when I left my Bluetooth on
| 3 | 1 | |
1419315926 | 1419393158 | t3_2q5gpz | t5_2to41 | 97 | [deleted]: TIFU by not understanding how my coworkers do white elephant
First year on the new job. I was invited to a white elephant party with ~40 others, including upper level management. I was told by a coworker (one I work with daily) that the gifts were the usual silly/gag gifts. I spend the night preparing my g... | 7 | 13.857143 | |
1419316142 | 1419319975 | t3_2q5h11 | t5_2to41 | 6 | username_cool: TIFU by knocking to a car that I thought was ours and later finding out that it was really ours
((First post ever in reddit, please be kind hahahaha xD))
((English is not my first language so please bear with me))
This happened last week ago so bear in mind some sketchy details.
*A little background to... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1419314461 | 1419363125 | t3_2q5ek8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Gre3nArr0w: TIFU by not being patient at a restaurant.
So this actually happened today about 2 hours ago. Me and my sister work together in a mall and after work we would get picked up from a friend and go to chili's. we got there at 10:40 and they closed at 11:00 pm and we could tell the waitress didn't want to serve ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419298270 | 1419723148 | t3_2q4n8v | t5_2to41 | 4 | oldnewtimey: TIFU by sending my girlfriend's dad a picture of a gorilla getting flipped off.
Throwaway for reasons. Happened about 20 minutes ago.
Like everyone else on Reddit, I saw the pictures of the [gorilla getting flipped off and offended](http://imgur.com/a/L4pA4), so I copied the link and sent it to my cousin... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419320452 | 1419353066 | t3_2q5mta | t5_2to41 | 1,228 | KentWreckless: TIFU By Getting Naked In My Friend's House As A Joke
MeGustanLasFajitas: The video showed much less than I was hoping for. 2 stars out of 5.
KentWreckless: Why such a low rating? xD
MeGustanLasFajitas: No dick. You are cute, though.
SgtMac02: >You are cute
I couldn't help but notice your use of pres... | 9 | 136.444444 | |
1419321069 | 1419321378 | t3_2q5nht | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a female coworker look at my new iPhone.
So the new iPhone has a slo-mo feature which naturally meant that I spent a good portion of my first few hours with it filming myself shaking my cock and balls around to watch it in slo-mo. I deleted the videos, obviously, but when I gave it to a femal... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1419296002 | 1419366247 | t3_2q4ja6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | NULL_pntr: TIFU by showing my "sister" Take Me To Church
So today I was driving my sister (close family friend that has lived with my family since she was 15, she's now 21) home for Christmas.
A little background. She is gay or bi...I don't actually know what she associates herself with. It's a secret relationship, bu... | 3 | 3 | |
1419314476 | 1419406978 | t3_2q5ekz | t5_2to41 | 7 | lostintheoc: TIFU by making a grown man cry
TLDR below if you dont want to read the full story:
I live an area where there a lots of homeless people and am not typically inclined to give money to them on a regular basis. There have been occasions where I grab some quarters from the "change bag" in the car's center co... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419323076 | 1419506918 | t3_2q5pod | t5_2to41 | 4 | cuzzie: TIFU by asking a customer if he needed assistance.
Today a customer was browsing through clothes on one side of a rack while I was on the other.
In a friendly gesture of retail I asked him if I could "give you a hand with anything today?"
As he was walking away I discover his arm was amputated at the elbow and ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419320533 | 1419376081 | t3_2q5mwq | t5_2to41 | 8 | ElPapa123: TIFU ate an E and went to a seedy Beijing massage parlor.
A kinda long one (sorry) but a memorable FU!
So a few years back when I was living in Beijing, I had this 50 year old Kiwi friend named Floyd. I was about 26 at the time.
Floyd was a funny dude. Like all Kiwis, he could drink like a bastard and was... | 4 | 2 | |
1419324487 | 1419450837 | t3_2q5r0t | t5_2to41 | 158 | KettleSmashedFace: TIFU by going to the Christmas party, picking up a girl and brawling with a guy in my hotel room
Ok Reddit, this series of events happened last weekend and I wasn't originally going to post it. My friends all find this hilarious so maybe you can get a kick out of it too. Also, throwaway because reaso... | 11 | 14.363636 | |
1419329547 | 1419349468 | t3_2q5vz0 | t5_2to41 | 39 | EphiXorE: TIFU by not clearing all evidence [nsfw]
EzioSC5: I'd say this is a win, not a fuckup; a girl who is going to leave you because you look at porn is a girl that you don't want in your life.
Kraligor: On the other hand, she made him breakfast.
OP, convince her that porn is not cheating and you have a win-wi... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1419330503 | 1419331143 | t3_2q5wy9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | MarkReadsReddit: TIFU "The Anus Piercing Story" in spoken word.
KentWreckless: You should read my TIFU. xD
MarkReadsReddit: Always looking for new material!
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419332121 | 1419335733 | t3_2q5yig | t5_2to41 | 12 | PesaVento: TIFU - I talked too much with a worker.
HI!
First of all, I am sorry for my bad english.
Well, that's my "today I fucked up" story:
I'm 20 and I work in Tunis for about a year, in the factory there are about 100 workers, man and girls, all of them are around 18-30 years old.
My boss always told me to stay q... | 4 | 3 | |
1419316420 | 1419368684 | t3_2q5hf8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Oz_Balls: TIFU by sending a filthy email to random person in the organization from a colleagues PC
I work in IT and my workplace is very strict on security and locking your PC when away from your desk, even more so when you have admin rights over the whole domain. To teach a workmate a lesson I send an email to people ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419336132 | 1419337109 | t3_2q62jm | t5_2to41 | 2 | Re3kon: TIFU by buying my gf a christmas gift.
So recently my girlfriend said she wanted a fitbit I kept that in my mind, held it till I was able to get some cash and buy it for her for Christmas so I head down to my local store and buy the fitbit so today im just chilling, playing some metal gear rising (Which is a gr... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419327222 | 1419347318 | t3_2q5tov | t5_2to41 | 13 | RPM_Rocket: TIFU - So, I inadvertently became the creepy, stalker guy by driving to see the sun set at the beach.
TIFU - So, I inadvertently became the creepy, stalker guy by driving to see the sun set at the beach.
Ok, went to do some last minute shopping on Sunday. All I needed to do was pick up a ps4 minecraft ga... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1419342068 | 1419375361 | t3_2q698g | t5_2to41 | 57 | Jawadd12: TIFU by peeing with the door open
It's the holiday, my parents are out of town, they want me to watch their house for them. It's completely empty of people.
It's great having a whole house to yourself with a big TV and multiple bedrooms to choose from and walking around in your underwear and dancing. They d... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1419346076 | 1419346641 | t3_2q6eru | t5_2to41 | 0 | CharlesDorky: TIFU by doing a good deed
Happened back in August, when I used to spend a lot of time in Northern Ireland. At the point of the fuck up I was in Belfast (outside CEX for those who live there).
So I was minding my own business, walking out of CEX and some rough looking guy walks up to me. I usually just ... | 3 | 0 | |
1419317285 | 1419369223 | t3_2q5ilh | t5_2to41 | 31 | AllMadHare: TIFU by forgetting to register my dog
Earlier this year I finally was in a situation to get a dog, after a long search I found a beautiful - if somewhat dimwitted - Collie x Huntaway named Cooper. I got him as throughout my childhood my family had dogs, one in particular, a Collie name Lofty, was my best fr... | 8 | 3.875 | |
1419347123 | 1419348821 | t3_2q6gih | t5_2to41 | 8 | Throwaway34213421: TIFU by swallowing my own semen.
Dinnbach: That's just unfortunate.
MaxPowers8988: It's unfortunate that his Girlfriend doesn't swallow.
safandor16: Spitters are quitters
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1419346524 | 1419393347 | t3_2q6fhq | t5_2to41 | 385 | [deleted]: TIFU by insulting the teacher in front of the whole class
A little background to this story: I work in IT at a software company. The way things work around here is if one of our salesman lands a sale, the next step is to fly a few of their employees to our company for a week of training on how to use it. It ... | 7 | 55 | |
1419346286 | 1419391352 | t3_2q6f3n | t5_2to41 | 318 | assi9001: TIFU by getting something out of my trunk
Stopped at a gas station to get some fine gas station grub. I put the food in my car and decided to put my jacket in the trunk as I hate driving with a jacket on and my car was all toasty. Out of habit I locked my car, put my keys back in my pocket and threw my jack... | 10 | 31.8 | |
1419334350 | 1419350958 | t3_2q60qu | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU My Finances Hardcore and Ruined Christmas
I moved three months ago and failed to update my address with my bank. Today, I logged on to Greyhound to order my bus tickets to go see my partner for Christmas. My card was declined. The bank got returned mail and shut down my debit card. I now have no tic... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1419349216 | 1419353134 | t3_2q6k1f | t5_2to41 | 103 | RabbitWithFlamingEye: TIFU by trying to be my boyfriend's Secret Santa
My boyfriend likes beer. For this Christmas, I decided to buy 7 large bottles of some really good beer, wrap them individually, and leave one at his doorstep every night for him to find it next morning for the next seven days. Oh, the holiday spirit... | 8 | 12.875 | |
1419346260 | 1419349762 | t3_2q6f22 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my phone in the oven.
To make a long story short, I've been baking cookies for the past couple of days, so our oven has been on quite a lot. My sister called while I was finishing up cutting out some sugar cookies and it ended up being a longer call than I expected.
As I was putting a sheet... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1419349722 | 1419369567 | t3_2q6kyh | t5_2to41 | 11 | Megapumpkin: TIFU by trying to hide my Christmas shopping
So this happened yesterday, and I think I fucked up big time. No idea what to say to my friends. It all started when I found /r/picsofhorsevaginas and decided to bookmark it for a joke. My friends knew about it but they knew I wasn't serious about it. Well... It... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1419350665 | 1419362802 | t3_2q6mnv | t5_2to41 | 93 | [deleted]: TIFU by urinating on my aunts carpet
(throwaway account because this is embarrassing) About 8 to 10 years ago my family and I lived with my aunt and uncle because we were a really, really poor family. I was about 9 years old at the time, and was a really lazy child and there was a rule set to where I cannot ... | 10 | 9.3 | |
1419351048 | 1419366092 | t3_2q6nd0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | alexissage: TIFU by going to the gym
So like most tifu's this wasn't today, but actually yesterday. I decided I would go to the gym with my boyfriend who is pretty fit and works out quite often. I thought I was doing great. I was keeping up and I was trying to do it all just how he did it.
We decided that in addition ... | 7 | 2 | |
1419350767 | 1419395976 | t3_2q6muj | t5_2to41 | 2,230 | CharlesDorky: Tifu by taking my ex to the airport
This one happened last night; yay a recent one!
Backstory: My ex girlfriend and I met online, when she used to live in Ireland and I live(d) in England. We met up and had a relationship for 2.5 years until the end of this October. The reason we ended was because she... | 11 | 202.727273 | |
1419351352 | 1419360704 | t3_2q6nwc | t5_2to41 | 63 | manofmanyfaces697: TIFU by eating a box of maggots
This happened 5 minutes ago,
I was feeling a bit hungry and was looking around the kitchen when I saw a box of cereal I hadn't seen in a long time. On a brief glance the cereal looked like it had fruit in it. I live in Russia so everything is in Russian and since I don... | 3 | 21 | |
1419351639 | 1419354801 | t3_2q6ofm | t5_2to41 | 353 | mdesmond17: TIFU by bragging about getting reddit gold
WhoaDidYouSeeThat: Funny if this gets gold.
[deleted]: I can't I'm on a budget
Meta911: I can't my arms are broken
iQuestion_: Maybe your mom can help you out with that
| 5 | 70.6 | |
1419353485 | 1419357343 | t3_2q6rxl | t5_2to41 | 2 | king-james22: TIFU by stalking someones Instagram.
So I was on Instagram and I was looking at some of my friends photos. I looked at about 6 people before I went onto one of my female friends. She is just an average person who I usually Skype frequently. (I have a group of friends, and we do Skype group calls often).
... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419354322 | 1419399871 | t3_2q6tij | t5_2to41 | 2,170 | cheeyah: TIFU by showing off Google Now to my dad
This happened last easter but it's taken me so long to post my story because I still can't believe it. Such a coincidence...
So I was visiting my parents over easter and started talking to my dad about the stock market. Knowing that I have a few stocks tracked using Go... | 12 | 180.833333 | |
1419353819 | 1419387927 | t3_2q6sk6 | t5_2to41 | 21 | Panasoni: TIFU by saying the "I C U P" thing
Well for starters we had a half day, and were doing nothing the whole day. So this fuck up happened in my math period, which is the last period today. Also the period before was science, and we just made paper hats, so I was feeling loose with my new tiny hat on. So we enter... | 3 | 7 | |
1419355237 | 1419355904 | t3_2q6vbm | t5_2to41 | 65 | sleighur: TIFU by using Google Images in a training seminar.
I work in construction and we have some new people in the office learning the ropes. I decide to organize weekly departmental training sessions to go over various concepts. This week's topic was exterior wall assemblies.
I've found Google Images to be a gr... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1419355602 | 1419430226 | t3_2q6w2k | t5_2to41 | 22 | hellmoose: Tifu by string to save my friends life
So this happened about 10 years ago up in a small isolated camp ground. Me and my friend were about 11 or 12 at the time and we were running around playing something and he stepped on an underground hornets nest. Now my friend his highly allergic to bee and hornets and... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1419355525 | 1419356849 | t3_2q6vx1 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting blackout drunk at a date's Xmas party
So this just happened last night, and I'm piecing it together as my drunkeness fades in anticipation of what shaping up to be an epic hangover.
I'll fast track the background to rush you to the embarrassment. About 2 weeks ago I met a hostess at a restau... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1419356140 | 1419365319 | t3_2q6x3w | t5_2to41 | 151 | [deleted]: TIFU: Ahh to be a teenage boy... [NSFW]
mrmooocow4: [So... what did I just read?](http://netrunner-mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rage-face.jpg)
CapnJaques: Tl;Dr - OP fucked his friends bed so hard he snapped his banjo string...lol...
dropstop: Were you able to, err, restring? Is that repairable?
[del... | 6 | 25.166667 | |
1419356189 | 1419413593 | t3_2q6x7e | t5_2to41 | 6 | throwtifuoops: TIFU by sending a girl a picture of Michael Rosen
This happened about 3 hours ago; I really need my best friend's dad's cell number, in order to organize a surprise party for said friend. The only problem is that, the only way to get his father's number is through the friend himself. So I ask, and he giv... | 3 | 2 | |
1419357356 | 1419387952 | t3_2q6zhm | t5_2to41 | 38 | ArchangelPT: TIFU by missing my doctor appointment
I've been sick for a while now and made an appointment to see the doctor. Somehow I got into my head that it was at 4 pm when really it was at 11 am so the whole trip was wasted and I had to reschedule.
After dragging my dumb ass home I realized I forgot my keys ins... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1419357969 | 1419374688 | t3_2q70rc | t5_2to41 | 9 | Stringsandattractors: TIFU by overtaking a bike
I'll keep this short. I think of myself as a good driver; I follow the speed limits and am courteous. I never tailgate and I always drive mindfully. I treat bikes as if they were cars.
On the way home from work today I had someone quite close behind me, and I approached... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1419360325 | 1419377082 | t3_2q73f6 | t5_2to41 | 638 | percygreen: Even tub drains. All fixtures have it, from your washing machine to your toilet to your sink to your tub. You just don't see it in those fixtures because it's usually under the floor (or in the wall on most modern wash machine installations).
The trap is actually not for when things like this happen, a... | 7 | 91.142857 | |
1419359073 | 1419360674 | t3_2q7316 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Vanguard-Raven: TIFU by saying "Yes Sir."
At the time of this fuck up, I wasn't even an Internet user, so forgive this for not being a true TIFU. TIRIFU?
Anyway, you know when you're in school, the teacher's going through the register, and at least where I was schooled, we'd reply with a "Yes Sir" when our name was ca... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419359386 | 1419450046 | t3_2q73no | t5_2to41 | 153 | toryhallelujah: TIFU by keeping SD cards in my wallet.
This happened about an hour ago. Background: I'm currently living in Germany with my fiance, and I really effing love photography. Where we live plus my hobby means I take a *lot* of pictures and I always keep extra SD cards in my wallet as backup. If I fill up a c... | 7 | 21.857143 | |
1419360774 | 1419393298 | t3_2q76h3 | t5_2to41 | 42 | webdevop: TIFU by smiling at a little kid
**Spoiler Alert:** For all you manics expecting for a pedo related tifu, you can press the back button now.
I happen to checkout at a Lidl store and saw this cute little kid sitting in the cart in front of me and staring at me.
I gave a little stare and then smile. Kid gave m... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1419362963 | 1419380370 | t3_2q7av3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by using modern technology (Car Bluetooth) w/ a lady friend
Let me give you a little background information... I have been "actively" dating for a little bit now. Online dating has BOOMED since the holidays rolled on in. So I have been trying to keep up with these "matches." First date with this girl, l... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419362821 | 1419370676 | t3_2q7akq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending an inappropriate video in a church group chat
so today I was watching YouTube when I stumbled across filthy franks newest video. I thought it was absolutely hilarious so I went to go send it to my friends in our group chat. I pasted the link and sent the message thinking I was in the correct ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419364807 | 1419375696 | t3_2q7ej8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | vanessawithak: TIFU by demanding that Kelsey be fired
I work for a company doing stuff for customers. The details aren't really that important. What you do need to know is that the company made an error and flat-out cancelled an account. I caught the error today and decided to make the necessary phone call to have it c... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1419365896 | 1419415939 | t3_2q7grk | t5_2to41 | 10 | AidenIscoolm8: TIFU By Geting Knocked Out Before A Exam
So this didn't happen today but a couple of weeks ago but i thought i might as well post it here.
I was sat in the canteen at school eating my lunch while half trying to read over an english revision guide. This afternoon would be my last chance to complete all m... | 5 | 2 | |
1419366202 | 1419621033 | t3_2q7hdo | t5_2to41 | 2,143 | i_would_kill_myself: TIFU by believing in platonic friendships
I'm pulled over off the road on my mobile, so sorry for any errors up front.
This fuck up started about two years ago. I met a girl through school and we had some stuff in common. Over time we became close friends. People who do not know us just assume we... | 11 | 194.818182 | |
1419366343 | 1419417868 | t3_2q7hnh | t5_2to41 | 591 | -APA-: TIFU by joining the Reddit Secret Santa
Normally, this wouldn't seem as TIFU worthy until you put my dad into the picture. My dad is really protective, and slightly obsessive.
Me being the young single 20 year old (ladies, holler) with internet access, I thought it would be fun joining the secret santa this yea... | 13 | 45.461538 | |
1419366998 | 1419369256 | t3_2q7iz1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | tewlmidget: TIFU by reading about other people fucking up...
So yesterday at work I was browsing TIFU, a regular occurance, when I come across the pierced asshole FU. So I go about reading it, get some laughs out of it, and go back to work.
Now I guess I should mention that I work through a VM so my physical machine ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419365513 | 1419376473 | t3_2q7fza | t5_2to41 | 21 | PieFlvrdPie: TIFU by sending an explicit Snapchat to my story instead of my SO
This actually happened yesterday, but I figured it was too late to post as it was almost midnight.
To give some background info I am in a long distance relationship with a girl that I am deeply in love with. We got to see each other Saturda... | 7 | 3 | |
1419367454 | 1419390381 | t3_2q7jwd | t5_2to41 | 34 | sci-fi-lullaby: TIFU by letting my boss know what I REALLY think about management.
I have this really good friend who I can always freely talk shit with, usually about work, we just judge away at any mouth breather that gets on our nerves. She was really depressed this week because she got dumped and I decided to cheer... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1419368798 | 1419609155 | t3_2q7mjd | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying there's nothing in Ohio
Before I start, let me just say that I feel like that ignorant prick. Kind of
 
We're currently working on the mixed use project in Ohio and my coworker needed me to look up some statistics about Orange, Ohio. I forgot what she says to me but in response I re... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1419368845 | 1419372001 | t3_2q7mn4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | cdncbn: TIFU - By breaking up with a girl in the worst possible way and having it come back to haunt me.
In the great tradition of tifu, the breakup didn't actually happen today. That happened over 20 years ago, in grade 9 or 10. But today it came back to haunt me.
I just learned from my sister that her daughter is... | 4 | 1 | |
1419370043 | 1419371966 | t3_2q7oy6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | It_wasnt_safe: TIFU by farting while on a cream fabric sofa
Background: So Sunday night my SO and I decided to get pizza delivered as it would be our last night at university before going home for Xmas. My girlfriend had been taking fat binding pills which prevent your body from absorbing the fat of the meal you just a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419371088 | 1419385804 | t3_2q7qzu | t5_2to41 | 28 | Jadonblade: TIFU by recommending Fullmetal Alchemist (early episode spoilers!)
Occasionally my wife says things to me and while I am trying to listen, reddit wont upvote itself. So I was distracted. Also occasionally the thing she is trying to tell me is quite important. What I did hear is: We are going to the pub t... | 4 | 7 | |
1419370987 | 1419385534 | t3_2q7qsu | t5_2to41 | 89 | surpriseformama: TIFU by almost sending my mom to a 'massage parlor'
So first of all this is a throwaway cause some friends of mine reddit. Anyways, to set the scene: this FU occurred eight years ago when I was 11 years old.
My mom was recently separated from my dad and incredibly stressed out. She was playing the pa... | 4 | 22.25 | |
1419371895 | 1419372666 | t3_2q7snm | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU: By getting peed on by a little kid
So I work retail at a Big Box company, and after chatting with some customers I excused myself to go the bathroom.
In the bathroom there are two urinals. One big and one small. Both empty, I obviously would choose the big one. In the bathroom was a father and his two... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419373614 | 1419374956 | t3_2q7vxr | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by closing a tab while ringing up a customer
I own an independent bookshop with my husband. It is just the two of us, so we alternate days during the week, and work together on the weekends. That means during the week I am here for 12 hours/day, mostly dicking around on reddit. Because hey, I own the da... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419368118 | 1419411042 | t3_2q7l7j | t5_2to41 | 11 | jaysamuel: TIFU by pieing my principal in the face
So a little background first: I am a tech geek and I work in the school's studio for the morning announcements. A week ago, our school had a fundraiser. (Please forgive me if I do not explain this well) Five teachers each had a jar. Students were told to vote for which... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1419373746 | 1420095475 | t3_2q7w5n | t5_2to41 | 19 | afromunk2417: TIFU by taking an Airsoft gun somewhere I shouldn't have...
So this happened yesterday and it happened to my brother, so I'll write it as he said it to me; from his perspective.
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I was going fishing with some friends; we'll call them J, M, D, and S. Some background on thes... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1419371549 | 1419394303 | t3_2q7rxi | t5_2to41 | 54 | washyleopard: TIFU by walking out into the rain with a cheap umbrella.
This was about 2 years ago while I was at college in Florida (ERAU if you need to know). During fall in Daytona Beach it rains mid afternoon pretty much everyday and it rains HARD. So I have one of those super collapsible umbrellas that i keep in th... | 3 | 18 | |
1419375301 | 1419389958 | t3_2q7z1o | t5_2to41 | 4 | Dumaaikke: TIFU the airline ticket price algorithm
1. Yay, vacation time!
2. Find tickets.
3. Attempt to purchase tickets. Error. WTF
4. Attempt to purchase tickets. Error. WTF
5. Attempt to purchase tickets. Error. WTF
6. Attempt to purchase tickets. Error. WTF
7. Attempt to purchase tickets. Error. WTF
8. C... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419377168 | 1419377620 | t3_2q82nm | t5_2to41 | 15 | JimmyRusseIs: TIFU by letting a female coworker look at my new iPhone...
So the new iPhone has a slo-mo feature which naturally meant that I spent a good portion of my first few hours with it filming myself shaking my cock and balls around to watch it in slo-mo. I deleted the videos, obviously, but when I gave it to a ... | 3 | 5 | |
1419375769 | 1419426685 | t3_2q7zy8 | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a stupid joke
Disclamer: I'm Dutch and typing this from my phone, so if it's unclear, I'm sorry.
Bit of backstory: recently broke up with my girlfriend and I kinda miss the relationship (not the girl tbh), so I am reaching out to some of my female friends to help overcome that feeling.
So,... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1419376210 | 1419428238 | t3_2q80rf | t5_2to41 | 11 | Seth_miller: TIFU I Drifted with my Prius and popped a tire.
Today I Fucked Up by drifting around a tight corner in my 2010 Toyota Prius when I smashed my front end into a parking barrier and popped one of my front tires. I wanted to die as I saw people laughing their asses off at me while I changed the tire to its mus... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1419377845 | 1419407232 | t3_2q83wk | t5_2to41 | 23 | achenx75: TIFU by instinctively looking at my crush's cleavage.
This was actually a few years ago when I was in the 11th grade. I had a crush on these twins, and one of them happened to be in my chemistry class. She just considered me a friend. She sits next to me, and one day, she had dropped pencil. She leaned over t... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1419378282 | 1419379664 | t3_2q84oy | t5_2to41 | 9 | Aniquin: TIFU by eating 13 clementines
Today began as any ordinary day of shopping at Costco. I saw some clementines and being the citrus fan I am, I bought a bag. When I got home I decided to eat one. Then another. Then 11 more followed. This seemed like a great idea as they're so tiny and I hadn't eaten much today. A... | 3 | 3 | |
1419377605 | 1419397292 | t3_2q83gu | t5_2to41 | 104 | Johfirth: TIFU by buying a Michael Kors purse as a gift
So two weeks ago I went to the store to buy my SO a Christmas present. I went and found this purse at Michael Kors, was so proud of myself. I bought it wrapped it and put it under the tree. she had shook her present and kinda knew it was a purse but I didn't care ... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1419378056 | 1419390577 | t3_2q84a4 | t5_2to41 | 76 | g2420hd: TIFU, thinking I was a kid again.
Like all kids the world over, my main mode of transport was a bicycle.
I used to ride an average mountain bike that probably weighs about 40 pounds.
I have a pretty long driveway, and usually when I get home, I'll start dismounting halfway down and cruise the rest of it on ... | 3 | 25.333333 | |
1419377111 | 1419379846 | t3_2q82jy | t5_2to41 | 5 | peenburns: TIFU by peeing into a jug.
Throwaway account cuz I dunno this is weird. So I've been having some medical issues lately, which require me to do a 24 hour urinalysis. I went to the lab and they handed me a big orange jug and told me to pee into it any time I had to go for the next 24 hours. They also warned me... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419376037 | 1419411204 | t3_2q80g4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my boss look at my phone..
Talking about Christmas trees with my boss. Told him about my moms wacky tree from last year. Found a picture of it on my phone and handed it to him to look at. What does he do? He swipes left. Right onto a picture of the shrooms I tripped balls on last December. He... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419366441 | 1419397226 | t3_2q7huc | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU- I tracked silicone lube all over my house.
Anyone who isn't allergic to silicone knows that silicone lubricant is the shit for sexy time. If they use silicone lube, they also know it's pretty difficult to get off once you have it on. Well, I keep a bottle of silicone lube on my nightstand, and I must h... | 5 | 4 | |
1419384453 | 1419408274 | t3_2q8ayh | t5_2to41 | 171 | BoscoBarry: She picked the crabs one by one out of her pubes, then left them out in the sun for a week before microwaving them, and then putting them in the crab cakes.
Disclaimer: I don't know what crab cakes are.
OnyxOrchid: Made a new account purely to upvote this again.
I-Hate-Horses: That isn't how reddit works.... | 4 | 42.75 | |
1419382309 | 1419458526 | t3_2q8bqd | t5_2to41 | 25 | SkullyBoySC: TIFU by being a cocky idiot
This happened last night and I'm still feeling the painful repercussions of my fuck-up. My father came home last night and called me downstairs to the garage. Seeing as how I was the designated grocery handler I figured he had just got back from the store and needed my help. I... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1419383535 | 1419384754 | t3_2q8duo | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of someone's license plate
So this actually happened today.
My SO and I were going last minute Christmas shopping for the family. On the way, we stop at a red light behind another vehicle. Noticing the potential for REDDIT GOLD... I took a picture of his license plate. I then started to ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419385969 | 1419391983 | t3_2q8hxz | t5_2to41 | 39 | ad901: TIFU by ignoring the "take this with food and water" label on my Trazodone.
Happened last Friday night actually. So I have trouble sleeping and for the past year and a half I've been taking Melatonin and Benadryl to get to sleep, which works great for me. A week and a half ago I went to my Psychiatrist for a reg... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1419386272 | 1419391165 | t3_2q8ig0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | 1o954: TIFU by calling my new GirlFriend autistic
So this happened a few minutes ago. My girlfriend ( We will call her Anna)and I found out that we laugh hysterically when we speak and text in New England accents.
I call Anna up after school and start the conversation in our typical New England accents. Nothing wr... | 7 | 2.857143 | |
1419389055 | 1419412059 | t3_2q8mz4 | t5_2to41 | 262 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking a pocket knife was dull
So I was at hanging out with a friend at a busy restaurant, and he's pretty popular with the staff there, so he gets asked to grab something from the storage room.
He takes me along, and I comment how it's dark and no one is in here, etc. I ask if he's gonna murder ... | 5 | 52.4 |
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