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1419388389 | 1419396368 | t3_2q8lv1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Hyperactivefail: TIFU by being thirsty.
This happened over the summer and ive been meaning to get this off my chest but having no close-close friends, its been quite difficult so ill just dump this here. i dont expect anyone to read this so lolkek
-Begin Rant-
Background story: I am currently a high school senior enjo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419390390 | 1419456593 | t3_2q8p7f | t5_2to41 | 6 | chef_orange: TIFU by falling in love with a pornstar on the internet..
Never met her before. Just realized how pathetic I am.
fapsandnaps: At least tell us her name so I can fap to her too.
Teotwawki69: What - and make OP think she's cheating on him?
chef_orange: Samantha Rone
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1419390140 | 1419391623 | t3_2q8os9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding my real laugh.
So this happened last Friday, which was also the last day of school until break so as normal teenagers, we became excited and rambunctious for the upcoming break and holidays.
After school a couple of my friends and I went to sit with a couple of girls, and lucky me, for my... | 3 | 1 | |
1419387459 | 1419443113 | t3_2q8kfb | t5_2to41 | 25 | blackviking147: TIFU by taking a shower
On mobile so sorry for any formatting/spelling issues. Also first post!
On to the story...
So this morning I was taking a shower as per usual as I am a human. I was almost finished and was getting soap on my hands, I was rinsing soap off of my chest when I dropped the detach... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1419290234 | 1419658454 | t3_2q48p9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TheRealMiddleman: TIFU by wearing a different pair of pants
Plot twist: this actually happened today. So earlier when I was getting ready for school in bad to get dressed. Now normally I would just wear the pants I wore yesterday because that was the only the first day I wore them, but me wanting to feel good for the M... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419391579 | 1419397166 | t3_2q8r6m | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending two texts to the wrong person.
Dick-Tracy: If she fucks other dudes and sends you proof, in what sense is she "your" girlfriend?
Teotwawki69: OP explained it quite clearly. Cuckolding -- she has sex with other guys with his permission, she tells him about it later. Look it up. It's a thing.... | 8 | 1 | |
1419391694 | 1419396020 | t3_2q8rcj | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by licking my dad's hat
Short and sweet. But first background. I live with two dogs that shed a fuckton everyday. And my dad wears his Royals hat everyday too.
It was sitting on top of the couch when I sat down with taquitos that were drowning in hot sauce. My sitting down caused the hat to fall into t... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419392887 | 1419441707 | t3_2q8t94 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Hurtbig: Tifu by pretending to bite my dog
This happened earlier today. I was wrestling with my corgidor when I made an unfortunate tactical mistake. She was pretty riled up, growling, and playfully mouthing at me. I decided to lean in and act like I was going to bite her face.
I opened my mouth wide and leaned in. W... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419392858 | 1419465655 | t3_2q8t7a | t5_2to41 | 6,266 | Denisthedinosaur: TIFU by helping an old lady.
This happened a while ago. I was walking through a busy underground train station on my way to a job interview when I saw an old lady struggling to push her trolley into an elevator (a wheel had become jammed in front of the doors). This interview was super important and I... | 15 | 417.733333 | |
1419394422 | 1419457032 | t3_2q8vt2 | t5_2to41 | 26 | MajesticFuckUp: TIFU by talking with my roommates about what I do in the toilet
This is a story from awhile back (1.5 year ago or so when I was 21). I don't exactly recall how we started this conversation, but my roommates and I tend to talk about really random topics (I think anyone with roommates can relate). Up to t... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1419394476 | 1419397940 | t3_2q8vw3 | t5_2to41 | 170 | kauffecup: TIFU by traveling home for the holidays
...and upon arrival immediately realizing I left every gift I had purchased a 6 hour drive away.
AdamAnimal: I did almost the same thing, but instead left them in my Boyfriend's car, and he drove them off to his family home in a farming town named Punkeydoodle's Corner... | 6 | 28.333333 | |
1419393083 | 1419473719 | t3_2q8tks | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by adding a picture of my "crotch" to mystory on my snapchat. NSFW 'ish
Minor note: I am a boy, he is a boy (not gay) and i have gotten a new bigger phone (harder to handle with one hand)
So me and a friend of mine have been sending "snaps" all day to each other we sent weird stuff in the backgruond of... | 5 | 3 | |
1419395251 | 1419513023 | t3_2q8x6p | t5_2to41 | 155 | ImPuntastic: TIFU because I did not check myself, and thus, wrecked myself.
I work in a hotel, pretty easy job. I sit at a desk all day and deal with people. So, feeling lazy today, I decided to just throw on my not-a-really-a-bra-but-close-enough bra. It's basically a very sexy sports bra combined with pajama wear. It... | 10 | 15.5 | |
1419395831 | 1419443364 | t3_2q8y3e | t5_2to41 | 3 | Scarlet_Begonias89: TIFU by being "that" guy at the office
Someone left their crackers here and I stole one, it hit the spot so good I finished them all off.
Now I feel both satisfied and guilty at the same time.
Hopefully they won't be at work for a few days lol because I'm the only one on shift right now. It will be ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419396864 | 1419405173 | t3_2q8zrl | t5_2to41 | 67 | Mappel7676: TIFU my name is Mappel derpy derp and i leave my reddit account open at work.
My_Three_Droogs: [You think this is a mother ducking game!](http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/47/13/d9/4713d99603de89f1e032fff9e36d7d76.jpg)
heyduckyou: yup
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1419394101 | 1419398272 | t3_2q8v91 | t5_2to41 | 4 | OnyxOrchid: TIFU by confusing old workmates
Dear Reddit,
So, this happened a couple of days ago at my work staff party. I was out drinking with my colleagues - about 18 of us in total. We decided lunch was the way to go 'cause we don't open for business on Sundays so it left us all afternoon and evening to drink to our... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419397597 | 1419446045 | t3_2q90wq | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing basic phrases
TIFU because i just realized. A few months ago I meet very interesting girl in one of my classes. After a few weeks I decided I would try to befriend her (in a non romantic way) , so I asked her to come over for a movie. My roommates and I were having a bunch of our friends ... | 4 | 14 | |
1419398738 | 1419465521 | t3_2q92qm | t5_2to41 | 161 | Iloveyoupineapple: TIFU by trusting a 'friend'
A week ago, I asked a friend of mine if she would mind dog sitting on the 23rd because we would be gone all day. She agreed, and was happy to watch our dog. She calls me at 9 to tell me something has come up and she would have to leave an hour earlier. I said that is fine ... | 7 | 23 | |
1419399591 | 1419414892 | t3_2q9405 | t5_2to41 | 1 | Scramjunkie: TIFU by messing with my wife's toothbrush.
Quick version: We argued, we called each other rotten names, she thought she got the last word, I went to the bathroom and rubbed her toothbrush on the inner rim of the toilet.
Story: So, my wife had taken few days off from work and saw fit to clean the house on ... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1419400231 | 1419449113 | t3_2q950p | t5_2to41 | 66 | KentWreckless: TIFU By Getting Naked In My Friend's House As A Joke (Reposted)
First of all, let me start by saying this happened back in 2007. I still look back and laugh at this, especially since it all got recorded on camera by my friend Darren.
So me and Darren were headed to my friend Dave's house and wanted to b... | 8 | 8.25 | |
1419396164 | 1419437451 | t3_2q8ymw | t5_2to41 | 86 | mwhaskin: TIFU by blowing up my microwave
So this happened some years ago but it's a classic. We always go to my aunt's house for a Christmas/December party and she is known for collecting random nick-nacks and doo-dads. Being the curious kid that I was, I uncovered a soap making kit. In reality it was simply melting s... | 3 | 28.666667 | |
1419402846 | 1419802576 | t3_2q989g | t5_2to41 | 6 | riflebutt: Bibbit?
prettydamnbest: Zippit!
riflebutt: Bop it! Pull it! Twist it! Pass it!
YellowOchere: Puff it! Pass it!
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1419402271 | 1419405741 | t3_2q983x | t5_2to41 | 8 | NaciremaDream: TIFU by Coming Off Like A Stalker
This happened about a month or two ago. I had a few friends over tonight and told them about what I had done and they asked me to put it up on here.
Backstory:
I had an assignment due in class on Friday afternoon. Now this class also meets on Mondays and another day as ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1419403333 | 1419433432 | t3_2q99mk | t5_2to41 | 2 | DatEmoTho: TIFU by being completely un-co
This really happened a while ago, but the cut still hasn't healed so here we go. Also, my username may cause confusion but this was /completely/ accidental.
Near the end of the school year, about 5-6 weeks ago, we were dissecting flowers for Science to identify the inner parts... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419404019 | 1419425981 | t3_2q9akj | t5_2to41 | 3 | SpeedyChinchilla: TIFU by petting two pussies in a row
To begin: I have a mild cat allergy. Nothing too agonizing (milder than my pollen allergies, for example, which have left me a bawling wreck of a man on more than one occasion), but cat dander in my eyes triggers that uncomfortable cycle where my lizard brain hisse... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419403084 | 1419468331 | t3_2q999e | t5_2to41 | 21 | Sepstar: TIFU by trying to scare a little girl
So, a little girl who goes to my school lives down my road. I usually talk to her walking home from the bus stop about school stuff, etc etc.
Now, one day we got on different buses, that came to the bus stop very close to one another, my one coming first. At this point, I ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1419406435 | 1419406906 | t3_2q9dpw | t5_2to41 | 17 | Glock221719: TIFU by texting my mom a text about her meant for my dad.
Ok so my mom is very neurotic and tends to get obsessional. This happens a lot when she has a rough day at work or something. Anyway she was like that today. I initially noticed her neurosis when I got a thing from Edward Jones in the mail about hav... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1419407705 | 1419466294 | t3_2q9f8t | t5_2to41 | 28 | mattyyack: TIFU by having a midnight snack
Tonight I made a HUGE mistake by getting a midnight snack. So I was sleeping, or at least trying, at my girlfriends house tonight. She had a family christmas party and her mother invited me and so I went. There was an abundance of alcohol and food. Her mother had a little t... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1419407653 | 1419435233 | t3_2q9f6d | t5_2to41 | 7 | bikebum: TIFU by using a chicken net to catch a feisty cat
My girlfriend agreed to babysit this cat while the owners take a vacation for the holidays. My parents invited us over for dinner, so she brings the cat over to their place after picking it up from the owners. When it's time to go, we try to get the cat back in... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1419410076 | 1419455598 | t3_2q9hxr | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having seemingly gay porn in my search history
alright... I actually am a straight male... So this morning I just got off the bus, walked into school, and went to go find my friends. So im browsing through my twitter feed and then some dumbfuck grabs my phone. I say fuck it, I have nothing to hide, a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419410740 | 1419410980 | t3_2q9iko | t5_2to41 | 7 | SmytheOrdo: TIFU: My coworker/friend and I got a little too into the ass of a fellow coworker
So yesterday my coworker/friend and I were goofing off on break and one of our coworkers with a bit of a crossed left eye but otherwise is very good looking goes into her locker. She stands on her tiptoes and starts reaching f... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419412690 | 1419456946 | t3_2q9kgk | t5_2to41 | 35 | tariside: TIFU by accusing a cop of being a cannibal
A brief background, every year at Christmas I make bacon for my family. This year I made allot so I needed to do it at work at my restaurant where I chef.
Fast forward to today. Bacon is finally done curing. I spend two hours meticulously slicing all 25 lbs, wra... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1419413400 | 1419427490 | t3_2q9l46 | t5_2to41 | 18 | tifusobad: TIFU by not asking her last name or listening to my wife.
We've all fucked up at one point... but this past weekend, it was a royal fuck up and I could have avoided it by simply asking her last name.
I'll start from the beginning. My wife and I have been married for 5 years, and we are in an open relationsh... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1419413169 | 1419421924 | t3_2q9kwq | t5_2to41 | 32 | zappymong: TIFU by ruining Christmas
This morning I woke up at 3am because the lights in the room I was sleeping in were turned on. My brother and my sister in law with whom I am staying were standing around the bed shouting my name.
The night previously my brother and I had visited a host of local pubs and drunk a n... | 8 | 4 | |
1419417936 | 1419458286 | t3_2q9pc6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | neontr: TIFU by ordering chinese food
Today was an awesome day. I completed most of my work early and as reward I made a visit at my favourite Chinese takeaway. I chose my favourite dish and as a note I added "please, not spicy". When I came home and opened the box, I already saw what happened.
Normally, if its A BIT s... | 5 | 2 | |
1419418558 | 1419775278 | t3_2q9pwa | t5_2to41 | 15 | ferventRedditor: TIFU by having a 1:1 with my manager
It's been a little over a year since I joined a well known software company. I shifted teams in between and I am with this new team since 5 months. We have the year end review of every employee and I had a 1:1 with my manager. He started of with the review my ex-man... | 3 | 5 | |
1419419848 | 1419422362 | t3_2q9r3d | t5_2to41 | 16 | ju5tjj: Tifu by going to a party with my ex
So my ex invited me to a party with her friends. Things were going good, I introduced myself to everybody and started mingling. But then my ex decided to leave because she had work early in the morning. Once she left, she texted me, "come to the front". I go and she starts le... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1419423677 | 1419424486 | t3_2q9ukl | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu
Me and my girlfriend had sex standing up
Was great.
HabaneroSauce: I see someone took the name of this subreddit rather symbolically...
Liquid_Boss: Literally.
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1419424753 | 1419481818 | t3_2q9vj5 | t5_2to41 | 200 | Mr-confidence: TIFU using a racist sales pitch to a customer.
Okay, so I'm a bedding salesman and there's a particular range called 'Beautyrest Black' and currently the store I work at needs to sell them off the floor, so all of them are discounted.
A customer was asking me about the beds, and why they are discounted. ... | 4 | 50 | |
1419425324 | 1419994761 | t3_2q9w2x | t5_2to41 | 383 | i_ruv_rice: TIFU by telling my Mother that I like man sausage.
To preface this, I am a straight, 17 year old male, and I have never outright told my parents about any romantic relationships in my life ever. Also this did in fact happen today. Do I get bonus points? Anyway, on with the story.
I had just finished work,... | 7 | 54.714286 | |
1419432090 | 1419555398 | t3_2qa3oy | t5_2to41 | 54 | emayess: TIFU By Telling My G/F About My Plans to Propose During an Arguement
Well, I pretty much ruined the proposal and all memories that woudl ever be associated with it. I also ruined Christmas since the plan was to surprise her on Christmas day.
My g/f and I argue about stupid stuff, but also always end up talk... | 6 | 9 | |
1419432895 | 1419446067 | t3_2qa4rm | t5_2to41 | 3 | victormmendoza: (tifu)Am i Homophobic now? Tifu
So my daily grind consist of rideing around in a gov vehicle fixing things around this base, well I've grown accustomed to just nodding and sayin oh wow to my co workers long storys well today is the same but it must have been 30min of me agreeing to whatever he is saying... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419434203 | 1419436073 | t3_2qa6k5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by encrypting 10 years of my digital life and forgetting the password
So last August I decided to move all my data into a single truecrypt file and encrypt everything with a 64 character randomly generated password. I got everything set up, I had written down the password, and I even tested typing the p... | 3 | 4 | |
1419435974 | 1419503289 | t3_2qa944 | t5_2to41 | 1,591 | [deleted]: TIFU by Tindering when in my hometown while visiting family for the holidays
Names and locations have been slightly altered to protect the innocent...
I'm a 30 year-old dude living in L.A., and haven't lived in my hometown (middle class Chicago suburb) since I was 18. I come home once or twice per year to v... | 12 | 132.583333 | |
1419436894 | 1419438525 | t3_2qaahf | t5_2to41 | 3 | BWindows: TIFU by watching The Hunger Games
After all the hype about this film, I was looking forward to an entertaining experience. Instead, I squandered 2+ hours of my life that I'll never get back.
Jennifer Lawrence was fine. But the rest (writing, direction, et al.)? Atrocious.
WippitGuud: Go watch The Road... | 3 | 1 | |
1419437545 | 1419440160 | t3_2qabr6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ranger149: TIFU by accidentally calling my fiance who was just pregnant a couple months ago fat..
So we are house sitting for a coworker in order to make a couple extra bucks. Well our first night there I step on the scale. It says 158. Last time I weighed myself I weighed 180, so this didn't add up for me. Then my gir... | 3 | 1 | |
1419434394 | 1419565537 | t3_2qa6t2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | viperh: TIFU by trying to take up a spicy challenge at our favorite hangout.
Last night at 9pm, I decided, whilst the wife and I were out drinking that I would finally take place in the spicy wing challenge. I’m no amateur to spicy. I love hot Texas chili; I lived in Thailand for seven months, and whenever my wife and ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419434517 | 1419440433 | t3_2qa6yn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing poorly on a semester exam
First, just a little bit of background info. I am currently a junior in high school, and our school, like many others, has us take final exams at the end of each semester.
The story starts two weeks ago, which is when my exams started. I had only a few exams to study ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419436037 | 1419454870 | t3_2qa976 | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to stop a nosebleed whilst high.
So... last night I got high. The same thing that I did every night before bed. Only this time, I was blessed with a nosebleed shortly after. (Just to be clear, I get nosebleeds very rarely nowadays, as opposed to my childhood counterpart, who used to go mining ... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1419438788 | 1419442651 | t3_2qaegd | t5_2to41 | 5 | vasotheserb: TIFU by letting my photos stream to all other Apple devices
After a night of fairly light drinking last Saturday, I asked my mom to pick me up. When she picked me up, she asked me if I drank anything (she could smell a little bit). "No I didn't," was the natural response. "It was just vinegar from fries th... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419440592 | 1419538304 | t3_2qahfq | t5_2to41 | 6,466 | dafunkmasta: TIFU by being a creepy pedophile at a middle school
I'm home from college for winter break, and this fuck up starts November first, when I started growing the dirtiest, scraggliest beard for No-Shave-November and deciding to rock it as well as not cut my hair for a couple months...because why not? Basicall... | 11 | 587.818182 | |
1419442128 | 1419461872 | t3_2qak5d | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by blackmailing my high school English teacher
RidleyOReilly: What was your plan if your bluff hadn't worked?
Was this assignment really worth blackmailing someone? It's only three pages.
How often do you have to resort to a "nuclear option?"
sobok: Yea, I had a 15 page "business proposal" (do busin... | 8 | 9.875 | |
1419443038 | 1419444897 | t3_2qalpe | t5_2to41 | 9 | BareBuns: TIFU by playing Secret Santa
Happened a couple days ago... Still a bit miffed...
So I've had this new job for 3 months now and my colleagues obviously don't know me that well. To be fair picking a gift for me would be hard, as I'm quite conserved and tbh don't have that many hobbies apart from gaming, comput... | 3 | 3 | |
1419443238 | 1419495896 | t3_2qam28 | t5_2to41 | 440 | [deleted]: TIFU by updating my cousins Facebook status
This happened a few years back but I’m new to Reddit and wanted to pass it along. My Mom’s side of the family isn’t that big, we have 10 cousins total but we all lived within 30 minutes of each-other growing up so we hung out together a lot. The big family event ... | 10 | 44 | |
1419442220 | 1419628608 | t3_2qakay | t5_2to41 | 7 | engfish: TIFU by telling a questionably racist joke
I make some money on the side dealing blackjack at casino parties (not real money!), and, near the end of my last party, one of my one-liners got taken the wrong way by an elderly African-American woman.
I crack lots of jokes during the three hours--when I shuffle, w... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1419444667 | 1419450855 | t3_2qaom1 | t5_2to41 | 55 | mrgreencannabis: TIFU by showing Reddit to my Dad
This is more of a precautionary tale than an actual story, but GODDAMMIT LOG OUT OF REDDIT BEFORE YOU SHOW IT TO ANYONE! I showed Reddit to my Dad on my phone, and he liked looking at the funny things people posted. However, I forgot to log out and soon enough he saw my... | 5 | 11 | |
1419447259 | 1419480277 | t3_2qat08 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to remain friends with my ex
TIFU by trying to remain friends with my ex. (In the spirit of tifu, this actually happened a year ago).
So some backstory. My (then current) SO and I worked together at a movie theater. Let's call him "Jake" for the purposes of this story. Jake and I started out... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1419447366 | 1419461574 | t3_2qat7u | t5_2to41 | 184 | LilithAjit: TIFU by Introducing my Parents in Law to Rule 34
So... it's Christmas Eve. My mother/father in law were on their electronic devices and they bring up that "everyone on Facebook takes everything too seriously". I reply, "That's basically true of the whole internet. Like Reddit, the Chans even..."
And then t... | 6 | 30.666667 | |
1419450356 | 1419478290 | t3_2qayjy | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwawaycostifu: TIFU by confessing my friend i like her
Backstory: I am a guy in senior year in high school. She is also a senior. We've known since our first year, and been friends for quite a long time. For a long time, I only saw her as a friend, but recently i've developed feelings for her. I kinda thought she ha... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1419449655 | 1419456332 | t3_2qaxct | t5_2to41 | 33 | Nintendo64Cartridge: TIFU attending a makeshift anime "convention"
This actually took place about two years ago during my senior year of highschool, and yet I remember it vividly. I unfortunately remember it oh so vividly. I have always enjoyed Japanese animation seeing as I grew up watching shonen, films, and the like... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1419449309 | 1419514653 | t3_2qawpz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU having a friend with benefits
Rewind back to September. It was one of my good friends' birthday and a group of our friends were grabbing dinner to celebrate. We both get out of work earlier than the rest of our friends so we are hanging out in her apartment till dinner time (90 minute wait). One thing l... | 3 | 2 | |
1419451580 | 1419452580 | t3_2qb0sv | t5_2to41 | 9 | Two_pump_wonder: TIFU by reusing a gift bag
So myself and my better half gad Christmas early as we will be apart on the day. All well and good we loved the presents.
Fast forward to today and I grabbed the large bag that had my presents in it and threw all the presents for my ma in it for easy carrying on my travels.... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1419454462 | 1419468025 | t3_2qb5ly | t5_2to41 | 4 | tootitout: tifu by ruining Christmas
So day before Christmas I have my freak out. Stress over studies, over moving, over spending (almost) the entire autumn without my SO. I flipped, and turned one disagreement into a massive outburst. Afterwards the words he and I said sank in, and I could clearly see where I should'... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419454582 | 1419473408 | t3_2qb5ta | t5_2to41 | 4 | SexySaxViking: TIFU by trying to be a gourmet chef while I had the munchies
This actually happened last night but I was too stoned to post it.
I have family from a few states away visiting for Christmas. After the rest of the family had gone to bed, my cousin and I decided to smoke a joint. Once we finished the next l... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419454770 | 1419501435 | t3_2qb64w | t5_2to41 | 197 | Mephistophellatio: TIFU by physically assaulting a teenage girl in PacSun
My fiancé and I were at a store. I was in the checkout line waiting to be rung up. When I get bored I like to poke and prod and annoy Her. You know what I mean. It's a thing that we do.
Well here we are. In line. And I'm bored. We've been... | 6 | 32.833333 | |
1419456091 | 1419458715 | t3_2qb89p | t5_2to41 | 5 | runbabyrunforme: TIFU by getting slightly too high
A little back story I have stopped working out recently and gained a bit of weight. Yesterday I had a way too much weed and ordered an Italian beef from the local burger joint a couple blocks away. While eating the delicious sand I had to shit so I went to the bathroom... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419454434 | 1419472335 | t3_2qb5kq | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my mom fired and having my neighborhood almost think I'm a terrorist
So this wasn't today. This was when I was in Pre-K and Kindergarten. I tell this story to other people a lot and they are often shocked and/or amused by it. I think this is the best sub for this story. Let's get started.
My... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1419442184 | 1419523420 | t3_2qak8m | t5_2to41 | 17 | define0freedom: TIFU by snowboarding through the terrain park
The other day my roommate and a few friends of ours drove to the nearest snow resort for a day of skiing and snowboarding. It was the first day of the season for me and I hadn't snowboarded since last December, so I was a little bit rusty. After about an hou... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1419458502 | 1419459850 | t3_2qbc8y | t5_2to41 | 4 | left-ball-sack: TIFU by being a creepy paedophile at a primary school
notarobot45: What's that smell?
Bullshit.
left-ball-sack: What makes you say that, detective?
notarobot45: I have two bulls.
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1419455367 | 1419459519 | t3_2qb72b | t5_2to41 | 14 | TheBlackHive: TIFU by trying to further my education.
I was reminded of this by one of the top posts today. The following occurred in October of 2013. I was a college senior at the time, and thinking about grad school, which meant I had to take the GRE exam.
I had to take the GRE in another town ~30 minutes drive from... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1419458951 | 1419462093 | t3_2qbcze | t5_2to41 | 3 | HilaryMuff: TIFU by getting Christmas gifts for my bfs neices
This happened a couple of days ago.
My boyfriend is having some financial troubles, he lost his job and has a shit minimum wage sales associate job, so he was worried about getting everyone in his family Christmas presents. I decided I would buy a couple of ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419459061 | 1419463188 | t3_2qbd5w | t5_2to41 | 8 | friendlyfresh: TIFU by walking home drunk
Spent the whole night drinking. The time comes when I needed to go home, but alas luck was on my side because a semi-sober compatriot had decided to drive us all home.
Being the good guy I am, I didn't want him to get a dui, so I opted to walk from the bar.
I start playing ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1419460707 | 1419530154 | t3_2qbfnt | t5_2to41 | 658 | Steisy_Jake: TIFU by whispering Ke$ha lyrics into a random guy's ear
This was actually happened in high school, but here we go. Every year my class would go on this trip to take these test and compete with other places. My friends and I never took them seriously but the trips were fun so we didn't really complain. One ... | 8 | 82.25 | |
1419462109 | 1419476487 | t3_2qbhsc | t5_2to41 | 202 | the_dinks: TWO MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! WOW!
That's a lot of subscribers. Thank you all for contributing and commenting all this time. We couldn't do it without you. Here are some of the changes we've made in recent weeks to prepare/celebrate:
1. Remixed the CSS
2. Limited poop n' sex stories to the weekend
3. Yelled at... | 7 | 28.857143 | |
1419459047 | 1419571687 | t3_2qbd4z | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by contaminating an Indian village's drinking water source.
So this happened a few weeks ago on my holiday to India. Back story: Indian toilets don't usually have toilet paper and are more often than not simply a hole in the ground that you squat over. I went to deposit a particularly nasty load of liqu... | 9 | 6.555556 | |
1419462465 | 1419494034 | t3_2qbic4 | t5_2to41 | 223 | invalid_username-: TIFU while watching my girlfriend's child by myself for the first time.
My girlfriend and I have been dating for a year as of Dec. 15. She has a child that turned 1 in Oct.
Since we've been dating, I've grown extremely close to her child. He calls me dad, and I wouldn't have it any other way. He ... | 9 | 24.777778 | |
1419461988 | 1419464435 | t3_2qbhml | t5_2to41 | 8 | asthmamama: TIFU by playing Cards Against Humanity and having an asthma attack
So, like most TIFUs, this didn't happen today. It was actually a few weeks ago. But I thought I'd share it because it has something Christmas-related in it.
Anyway. My friends and I got together to play Cards Against Humanity. We were laugh... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1419458331 | 1419466875 | t3_2qbbzj | t5_2to41 | 17 | Total_Broista: TIFU by pissing next to my cat.
This morning was just like any other morning for me. I woke up to my alarm at 330am, just enough time for me to take a quick shower, brush my teeth, and drive my happy ass down the street for work. Now we have a cat in my apartment and at night we usuallly keep him out of ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1419463183 | 1419469998 | t3_2qbjg7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU By trading a item on Minecraft
JJMaginnis: One day, when you grow up to the old age of 10, you'll realise that it doesn't really matter that you lost some pretend money...
[deleted]: im 13 you ignorant piece of shit
JJMaginnis: Big words for a little guy
[deleted]: small dick for a big guy
JJMaginnis: ... | 19 | 1 | |
1419452753 | 1419546340 | t3_2qb2s0 | t5_2to41 | 94 | WolfOfWallsStreet: TIFU by thinking I was chewing on a juicy steak
this happened 12 hours ago while I was sleeping
I had my wisdom teeth extracted yesterday (no nitrous or sedation...fun stuff). As is standard for after-care, I kept a mouth full of gauze all through the day and into the night.
This is when the fun s... | 7 | 13.428571 | |
1419466766 | 1419467319 | t3_2qboow | t5_2to41 | 7 | xrm4: TIFU by accidentally helping my mom steal a car
[deleted]: Did you call the bowling alley and ask if someone reported keys missing?
xrm4: They're closed, and won't be open until 5 tomorrow. I just didn't want this person's night to be completely ruined, and am trying to figure out who they are.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419468204 | 1419574140 | t3_2qbqog | t5_2to41 | 602 | TheMapesHotel: TIFU by taking an exchange student to a Fall Out Boy concert.
I spent a year living in Costa Rica and thus have several friends down there. One friend called and said his cousin was looking at universities that have an exchange program with the University of Costa Rica, of which mine is one. So I agreed ... | 21 | 28.666667 | |
1419463222 | 1419477811 | t3_2qbji0 | t5_2to41 | 1 | GogNMagog: TIFU: (Well my sister did) By Doing Last Minute Christmas Shopping--- (sort of a rant)
My little sister, the youngest in our family is probably the most charitable person I know. She also is seemingly a magnet for car crashes, or more specific, cars crashing into her. She was out getting last minute Christma... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1419469153 | 1419475860 | t3_2qbryo | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a disabled toilet
This technically wasn't today. It was three weeks ago. Last day of college before Christmas exams. I went into the gents to pee and the place was jammed. There was a guy at each urinal and I can't pee if there's a guy right beside me - I'm quite shy and awkward when I'm by mys... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1419470464 | 1419471074 | t3_2qbtr9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by meeting a guy on craigslist in my hometown
69_Me_Senpai: Hi.
NorthernBaker: Go wash your swass.
69_Me_Senpai: [?](http://i.imgur.com/7lcgK9h.jpg)
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1419470970 | 1419471865 | t3_2qbugi | t5_2to41 | 4 | Throwaway1million11: TIFU by not helping an old man at church.
This happened at a candle light service at church an hour ago. For reference I'm a 6'3 guy who has some muscle build but not anything lady's gawk at.
Anyway, my dad works with the church so we had to get there over an hour early and I grabbed a seat close... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419471263 | 1419521521 | t3_2qbuts | t5_2to41 | 1,262 | soapyfork: TIFU by dropping my panties in public..
It's not a slutty as it sounds. I swear.
I woke up early to begin some shopping and quickly put on some clothes. Of course, all of my "clean" clothes are in the floor so I sniff some pants, they are clean enough, and put them on.
Since I live in the city I tend to... | 11 | 114.727273 | |
1419472478 | 1419479293 | t3_2qbwdh | t5_2to41 | 67 | throwawaystepmom34: TIFU by masturbating in my stepson's room, and taking pain meds for a broken tooth (NSFW)
Coomb: Your stepson wants to fuck you. He's masturbating now to the idea of you masturbating in his bed.
bayou_billy: Or they just hate each other.
throwawaystepmom34: Can confirm, he hates me. No one likes a... | 8 | 8.375 | |
1419472687 | 1419531917 | t3_2qbwn2 | t5_2to41 | 638 | tokenGWthrowaway: TIFU by taking a festive selfie
So I'm visiting my family for christmas right now, and it's almost 2am on Christmas day. My mum and aunt went to bed a couple of hours ago.
I've been chatting to a guy and swapping some pictures & flirting, and having been drinking all day I thought it would be a g... | 9 | 70.888889 | |
1419473471 | 1419482209 | t3_2qbxlk | t5_2to41 | 103 | GregR32: TIFU by hitting baby in the face with an rc helicopter
TIFU on this, the night of Christmas eve... I have been drinking since I got home from work around 5pm. So earlier this afternoon I got this rc helicopter from my boss so after drinking and practicing my skills all evening
I thought I was pretty fucking ... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1419472767 | 1419515879 | t3_2qbwqq | t5_2to41 | 17 | b_silly_fool: TIFU by not knowing how to accept a tip
This takes place over Summer;
Got my very first job ever working in housekeeping in quite a posh hotel over the summer months. I cleaned the rooms, simple enough. Never had much interaction with guests.
One day this couple turn up early for check in, we're still a... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1419466795 | 1419478799 | t3_2qboqc | t5_2to41 | -1 | kuziom: TIFU by giving my crush chocolates
Been dating this girl for two months. I know she has high cholesterol and my idiot self forgot chocolates are no good for her condition.
I just want to be swallowed by earth and of course I didn't get my holy night kiss.
jefffey: Holy night kiss.....?
karindle444: You heard t... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1419474817 | 1419520909 | t3_2qbzc7 | t5_2to41 | 81 | Wongkok: TIFU by sharing pictures of my flaccid penis with my entire family
Ok, so earlier this year I was out of the country on a hiking/caving trip. It was gorgeous and a once in a lifetime experience, which obviously means that I’m taking pictures constantly. A few thousand by the end of the trip. At one point on... | 4 | 20.25 | |
1419475180 | 1419476221 | t3_2qbzsu | t5_2to41 | 9 | spaces_between: TIFU -- Christmas Dinner Edition
So proud of myself. Got the turkey, veggies, everything for stuffing, taters, couple o' pies for dessert. Fridge is practically stuffed to the gills for tomorrow, family coming and all that...
Forgot to buy a roasting pan for the turkey. Crap.
9pm on Christmas Eve ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1419474640 | 1419485031 | t3_2qbz47 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Frosty40: TIFU by asking my family to play Monopoly
It's Christmas Eve, and I decided the best way for us to do some good old family bonding would be to play some board games. We played Apples to Apples, Candyland, and then my stepmother suggested Monopoly. Now I knew the reputation Monopoly had. It had torn asunder ma... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419478380 | 1419516114 | t3_2qc3qz | t5_2to41 | 38 | PantsPartyJ: TIFU by sharing chex mix with my girlfriend...
To provide a bit of background information, my girlfriend and I have been dating for almost nine years. We have built a solid relationship based on mutual trust and respect. This is not to say that we have been without issues, of course, but we are generally v... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1419477154 | 1419496607 | t3_2qc28r | t5_2to41 | 42 | BossManJohnson: Tifu by touching my nether regions while cooking.
So, being alone on Christmas, I decided to make myself an elaborate meal. A teriyaki salmon dish was in the oven, brown rice was on the stove, and I was prepping a sautéed vegetable dish. The plan was to cook onions, carrots, green and red peppers in an ... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1419479721 | 1419538900 | t3_2qc5e8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | six_four: TIFU by trying to make amends with my ex GF of ~ 18 months on Christmas eve.
So, me and my ex had a break up some time early 2013 which was only bad because of a misunderstanding which resulted in some harsh words a few months after the official breakup. Christmas eve 2013 at the local club was particularly d... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1419479543 | 1419481836 | t3_2qc56a | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by fouling up a relationship immediately before Christmas
Background: I'm a freshman in high school with a small group of friends. We all hang out and have good, clean fun with each other. Recently, a good buddy of mine started dating another buddy of mine, so love is in the air. The story itself takes ... | 4 | 2 | |
1419480659 | 1419481841 | t3_2qc6lp | t5_2to41 | 4 | I-Inhale-farts: TIFU by over preparing for an Interview
I made an account just so I could tell this story. Happened a few months ago, but eh, whatever.
I'm a senior and I was applying to a university, and they gave me an Alumni interview. they gave me the Interviewer's email and we set up an interview at a Starbucks ... | 3 | 1.333333 |
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